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Shrek Forever After - PS3 Gameplay
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00:28What
00:29Once upon a time, a long time ago, a king and a queen had a beautiful daughter named Fiona, but
00:36she was possessed by a terrible curse. By day, a lovely princess. By night, a hideous ogre. Only true love's
00:44kiss could lift her curse. So Fiona waited in a tower, guarded by a dragon, until the day when her
00:51true love would arrive.
00:53No one would have guessed that an ogre named Shrek, whose roar was feared throughout the land, would save the
00:59beautiful princess Fiona.
01:01True love's kiss led to marriage and ogre babies. The kingdom of far, far away was finally at peace. Oh,
01:08goody for them, and they lived happily ever after.
01:12That is, until he signed the contract. Now, things are going to change.
01:33So, you signed the contract with Rumpelstiltskin, yeah? You get to be a real ogre again, but only for a
01:40day. Live it up.
01:46Oh, with so much gold lying around, I could corner the straw house market. Press the X button to see
01:52if there's any gold in that barrel.
02:02Time to...
02:07Um, this is the part where you're supposed to run away.
02:12Oh, God!
02:14God!
02:18Ah, feels good to be the real me again.
02:22Say goodnight.
02:26Oh, with so much gold lying around, I could corner the straw house market.
02:39Here's a little tip, y'all. If you want to shake the tree good, press the X button.
03:01Oh, it's great to be an ogre again.
03:08Watch out!
03:14You know, my special ability is whistling while drinking water. I think yours is better. To use it, press the
03:21circle button.
03:33Oh, no, no, no! Please! Ow!
03:37Oh, you know where that came from.
03:44Remember, if someone hooves and poofs and blows you down, you can heal yourself with one of those little hearts.
03:56That's a big roar you have.
03:58You can change characters using the directional buttons or by pressing the R1 button.
04:18Can you blow down a house for that roar?
04:22That's more like it.
04:33Like an ogre raiding party, you are part of a team now.
04:37No one can move on without the other, and you must rely on each other's strength.
04:43If your health is low, press the triangle button and switch to someone healthier.
04:49You can also use the R1 button or the directional buttons.
04:58Do not dare to cross poofs and boots, for I am him.
05:02Ha ha, you call that? Stop hitting me! Slow down!
05:07Oh, that stings!
05:14I missed my nose by a risk.
05:16Hey, my arm!
05:19Come on! You're making this too!
05:22Alright, and this one's for you too!
05:26Ow!
05:28This one's for you!
05:29If you can get hit without taking damage, your enemies will be so scared they will drop their power-ups!
05:36Ha! That is good, ya! More for you!
05:40Ha ha! You call that riding?
05:43Spook! My arm!
05:45Move!
05:46Please don't eat me!
05:48Oh, that hurts!
05:50It's a million stars!
05:52If you want to scare the pants off your enemies, press the circle button, then they get close!
05:58I can't wait to see the look on their faces!
06:05I did not appreciate that!
06:08I am now a much less man!
06:10What a good rumble!
06:16Hey, doodle doodle, the cat and the turtle, the cow jumped over the moon!
06:21Take that!
06:29Fiona had a little kitty, little kitty, little kitty! Fiona had a little kitty, whose belly was soft and round!
06:37And big! Somebody need to lay off the creme brulee!
06:43Oh, do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man!
06:47Yeah, I know the Muffin Man!
06:49And let's just say he's the last guy you want to be stuck talking to at a party!
07:02You'll blow the hat off my head!
07:09Oh, sure is great to be wanted again!
07:18Oh, no! They're after Fiona! What's going on here?
07:24I'm dead!
07:34Now, time to unveil my secret plan to bring down that meddling green ogre!
07:41Oh, Shrek, I have been watching you!
07:45Ever since you stuck your big fat nose where it didn't belong!
07:48Fifi, hit the box!
07:53Aw, my beautiful dollies!
07:56So, Shrek, think you can just march in here and steal my kingdom?
08:00No way!
08:01After all, it is the happily ever after that I deserve!
08:08Roar!
08:08I'm Shrek, and I wanted my old ogre life back so bad that I actually traded it for the day
08:15I was born!
08:16Because I'm so stupid, and that Rumpelstiltskin is so smart! Aw, thank you!
08:23You're welcome!
08:24Fiona! Donkey!
08:26Hey, back off! I don't know you!
08:28In fact, I've never seen you before in my entire life!
08:32Ooh, ha-ha-ha! An ogre and a talking donkey, friends!
08:36You would not happen to have a saucer of cream on you, would ya?
08:41That's right, Fifi! Enough of this idle chitty chat!
08:44When this day is done, so is Shrek's life!
08:48And far, far away, will be mine! Mine forever!
08:51Ha-ha-ha!
08:52Ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:54Ha-ha!
08:55Ha-ha!
08:55Ha!
08:56Fifi!
08:56A Heimlich!
08:57Ha-ha-ha!
08:58Ha-ha-ha!
09:05Wow! I can't believe my eyes! These power-ups make the gold coins come from barrels. But hurry, it won't
09:13last long!
09:17Hey, sometimes you got to be pushy. That's where Shrek comes in. Pressing holds the X button to make him
09:24move things.
09:25And in some places, he can even push crates into the water to make a bridge.
09:46Oh, this is great! Hey, watch it! What the?!
09:56Fiona may be light on her feet for an ogre, but did you know that she can't?
10:00You can also light fuses by pressing the X button. Try it out!
10:07Oh, yeah!
10:10Remember, if someone hooves and poofs and blows you down, you can heal yourself with one of those little hearts!
10:22YAYYAYYAYYAYYAY!
10:23No fair!
10:25That'll teach you!
10:26Hey!
10:28That donkey is too much! If you want to open the gate, press the X button and he will kick
10:35it open for you, ya!
10:36But don't ask him to sing though. He is awful
10:43Okay, you don't scare me keep your eyes peeled for the horseshoes
10:48Yeah, then you see them that means donkey can kick the object. That is good. Yeah, but let's face it
10:54having peeled eyes is not yeah
11:02I've kicked pebbles tougher than you
11:08Look out
11:20Stand back
11:26Keep your eyes open in some places poor skin jump and find special rewards look for the paw prints to
11:34show you where
11:36I
12:05Look out
12:23I
12:23Am pretending they are scratching posts
12:45If you want to climb walls you can get push to do it just jump on and climb away
12:51But what do I know I'm a builder not a climber
13:02It is my passion
13:07Hey there you want to join the fight the owner says we can use all the help we can get
13:13Fiona, how do you know Fiona?
13:17The illness leading the resistance against Rumpelstiltskin everyone knows that
13:23The owners leading the resistance what's all this about?
13:43Whoa, this is heavy!
13:52Aye!
14:19Hey rookie, if the fights are too tough, you should buy cookies defense up, it'll really save
14:24you out there.
14:31Watch out! Oh nice!
14:36Nice!
14:38Nice!
14:41Nice!
14:41Nice!
14:43Nice!
14:52Nice!
14:53Nice!
15:06If you're ever lost, just follow the green arrow at the top of the screen, it will lead the
15:12way!
15:24Welcome to my store!
15:25Nice!
15:28Nice!
15:33Nice!
15:40Nice!
15:42Nice!
15:43Nice!
15:44Nice!
15:45Nice!
15:46Nice!
15:47Good luck!
15:56Hey, new guy, you find all the treasure in the swamp yet?
15:59Only a really strong ogre can open up those big blue treasure chests.
16:08Ah, gold pieces and dicing as gutnip.
16:20Dinos Mio!
16:36Hmm, can't do that yet. Oh well.
17:01Oh well, I found it so better, I can't take it away.
17:01Well, you know, it's probably a little bit of a gas tank.
17:02Look at that, this isn't the sheerfaing that I can do to keep it in.
17:05So if you do have to keep it in, let's see.
17:06Alright, look at that.
17:06Keep it in, let's start with a new game.
17:06I think it's a new game.
17:07You won't be the one in the middle.
17:08I think you can work in a game.
17:09I think I'll be the one.
17:11Alright, shh, you can go.
17:12You can go.
17:18welcome to my fabulous store something here for everyone
17:31oh sugar you're gonna like that
17:40mm-hmm sorry looks like you need more money sugar
17:48thank
17:57don't be a stranger now cookies always cooking up new uh donkey i think i've done something that
18:03i'm going to regret uh it didn't have nothing to do no magical beans did it uh no now that's
18:14good
18:15because i ate something one time and let me tell you something there ain't nothing magical about
18:18what came out the other end you know what i'm talking about uh-uh
18:23no donkey i mean i i signed a contract with rumpelstiltskin
18:31you what you never never ever never ever ever sign a contract with rumpelstiltskin
18:38he's got the slipperiest fine print in the world
18:40sir tell me about it man even his exit clauses are sneaky
18:45exit clause yeah rumpel's contracts always come with a exit clause everybody knows that
18:49here i'll show you give me the contract okay it's right here uh
18:53uh oh i must have left it in the swamp
18:56you what no no no you don't understand we got to find that contract shrek
19:04all right time to move out you two coming coming where
19:08swamp patrol some of rumpel's witches have been spotted there i want to know what they're up to
19:13the swamp that's great sure we love swamp patrol don't we donkey
19:18oh sure nothing i like better than a little swamp patrol wait did she say witches
19:38uh oh i'm not strong enough yet to do that maybe i should talk to that ogre in the camp
19:43again
19:44you cannot waste any time you've got to find the contract
20:02there you are sugar pie now what can i get you
20:08better check out those come on back
20:15uh you need to cough up some more thanks for coming around
20:18mm-hmm stop on by here again i'll be fixing up a whole new batch of goodies
20:22you just watch them
20:35ah gold passes and dicing has got me
20:45and no oil barrel
21:04stand back
21:10Oh
21:11Yes, I'll have to try this one a bit later
21:44Let's just take this one oil barrel at a time
22:10Watch out
22:15Well, look who's stopping by a cookie store. Come in. Come in
22:25Whoops some thanks for stopping by honey pie. I'm always getting shiny new things
22:35Stand back
22:39Thanks
22:50Adjust people
23:00Hey new guy if you think you're ogre enough to take out the witches in the swamp. I may adjust
23:05the thing for you come back later
23:15Here we go
23:24Well, that's not working yet now is it look out
23:47Full speed ahead
23:54Mental notes. I'll do that later
24:04Wee!
24:25Wee!
24:28Wee!
24:28I'm not sure if you are obnoxious
24:29Wee!
24:42Leave!
25:06Time to light up the town, y'all.
25:08Fiona can light that oil if you press the X button.
25:15Stand down!
25:25Hey!
25:26This is our swarm!
25:28No hookers allowed!
25:31What the?
25:59What the?
26:01Hmm.
26:02Looks like that oil cart needs a good kicking.
26:05That should fix things.
26:06Have Donkey do it by pressing the X button.
26:11One oil barrel coming right up.
26:16If you want to pick up that oil barrel, Shrek can do it if you press the X button.
26:28Look out!
26:53Oh!
26:54Guess I'll have to try this one a bit later.
27:13He's a little bit too.
27:22Let's go!
27:23Look out!
27:24Oh!
27:26Oh!
27:40I can't do that quite yet what a rotten rat infested hole in the ground this is
27:46well it is a swamp you know yeah great isn't it enough sightseeing let's get to
28:00it this is heavier than it looks
28:11aye
28:15whoa this is heavy I just love to kick
28:24here you go
28:33I almost felt that
28:38hello oil barrel
28:50see you later
28:55time to say good night
29:14watch out
29:31good rumble
29:39here
29:55this is heavier than it looks
30:09oh no another ogre time to get to work you know I don't know which is worse fighting ogres or
30:16which is making us fight ogres
30:19you want to fight do you
30:25gotcha
30:27stop hitting me
30:30no fair
30:36hey stop running and let me catch you
30:40oh
30:41oh
30:42oh
30:42hey look out
30:43oh
30:43for moments like this
30:45oh
30:46oh
30:47just go away
30:50oh
30:50oh
30:51i'm gonna get you
30:52i'm gonna get you
30:53no fair
30:55oh
30:56oh
30:57see you later
31:04oh
31:22oh
31:23Alright, get back here!
31:26Hey, Slim!
31:27Hey, Slim!
31:33We sure showed them!
31:48I'll have to come back later for this.
31:53Come on, back!
32:06Stand back!
32:13That looks interesting. I'll have to check that out later.
32:29One oil barrel, coming right up!
32:41Look out!
32:53Oh, no! Puzzles are not my thing! If you want help, talk to one of the three blind mice!
33:16Need to solve a puzzle? Maybe we can work out an exchange. I say, you are in a fix. Get
33:22one of these barrels...
33:26...to those rocks up there.
33:29Thanks! Good luck!
33:31Need help with this puzzle? I can assist for a nominal fee.
33:40Let's just take this one oil barrel at a time!
34:04Let's just take this one oil barrel at a time!
34:15Let's take this one oil barrel at a time!
34:16Alright, let's take this one oil barrel.
34:17Let's take this one oil barrel.
34:24Let's take a look!
34:24Let's take a look!
34:25Let's take a look!
34:52I don't understand.
34:56Where's my house?
34:58It used to be right here.
35:39No, no, not that.
35:41No.
35:42Wait a minute.
35:42Donkey, I don't see anything here about an exit clause.
35:45Ha!
35:46I told you they were sneaky.
35:47Here, let me see that.
35:51Try Lou's bliss.
35:53Hey, who's Lou?
35:55What?
35:56Give me that.
36:01True love's kiss.
36:02Well, Fiona's my true love.
36:04That must mean all I have to do is get her to kiss me.
36:07And I get my life back.
36:08Easy.
36:09Easy, huh?
36:10Yeah, well, I hate to break it to you, but she got a serious queen of the battlefield thing
36:14going on, and you ain't exactly her type.
36:17I'm just saying.
36:18I did it once, I can do it again.
36:20Come on, back to the ogre camp.
36:23You know, Donkey, I can be pretty charming when I want to be.
36:27Oh, yeah?
36:28Tell that to Lou.
36:30Yes, here he is, folks.
36:32He likes mud baths, stinky onions, and scaring the pants off of peasants.
36:36You know him.
36:37You love him.
36:38Here's Shrek.
36:41Oh, Magic Mirror.
36:43Oh, what's going on here?
36:44Where's my family?
36:47Right where you left him, Shrek.
36:49Only problem is, you're not there anymore.
36:52That's what you get when you sign a contract with Rumpelstiltskin.
36:59Can you help me?
37:01Of course I can, Shrek.
37:03I am a magic mirror, after all.
37:05But this is only a limited time offer.
37:07You must act now.
37:13Smell that?
37:14Yes, it's the swampy home you left behind, Shrek.
37:23Hold your noses, because the next stop is a swamp by any other name.
37:29Oh, there you are.
37:31Fast asleep.
37:36Oh, shh.
37:37You just keep dreaming.
37:39Daddy will figure a way out of this.
37:41Don't you worry.
37:44Well, still smell.
37:45E-HU.
37:46Anyway, welcome home, Shrek.
38:14Can I get your autograph?
38:15Shrek!
38:15Can I get your autograph?
38:17Wow!
38:18Shrek!
38:19Can I get your autograph?
38:22Can I have an autograph?
38:24Keep your eyes open and watch where you walk.
38:25Oh, now you tell me.
38:27I think I just stepped on a slug.
38:30Donkey, around here, we just call those dinner.
38:34I did not think it was possible, but I have just lost my appetite.
38:38Wow!
38:50It's all the swamp with none of the charm.
38:53It's the other swamp!
39:05Uh-oh, I'm not strong enough yet to do that.
39:08Maybe I should talk to that ogre in the camp again.
39:11Is that that?
39:11Guess it's the swampy home you left behind, Shrek.
39:21Like a gazelle.
39:24That bow would look nice on me.
39:29Stay light on my feet.
39:49Aye!
40:00This is heavier than it looks.
40:09Hold your noses, because the next stop is the swamp.
40:13Only not as you want.
40:21Stand back!
40:33Watch out!
40:35Eat it!
40:36umm
40:41Good framework!
40:47Where do you think you're going?
41:03Whoa, this is heavy.
41:13I was sticky!
41:32Oh, you black and rock!
41:46And this one's for you, too!
41:56Do not look so surprised.
42:05It's easy for me.
42:09Dios mio!
42:15Looks like that catapult needs a nice swift kick from yours truly.
42:19Great, then we just need something to throw.
42:21Eh, do not look at me, senor.
42:27Look here.
42:28Everyone has a special job.
42:31Shrek can pick up small objects and put them in the catapult.
42:37Donkey can kick the catapult to aim it.
42:40And then Pussy Boots can launch it.
42:42Ha!
42:43Wunderbar!
42:43Ah, my!
42:49What?
42:57Ah, my!
43:02It's impossible.
43:06It's impossible.
43:09I'm just tried.
43:09Oh, I don't know.
43:12I just got to see.
43:13I got to see where I am.
43:29Holy
43:52Fire away!
43:55Fire away!
43:58Adjust reward.
44:25Here we go round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush.
44:29Look, I don't even know what a mulberry is, but I sure as heck ain't getting a bird and running
44:33around in a circle to get some.
44:34I have my pride, you know.
44:42Hey, that's my new broom!
44:51A swamp by any other name would, uh, well, still smell it.
44:58It's all the swamp with none of the charm!
45:00Oh, nice!
45:13There's nothing more fun than firing the witch's own pumpkins at them with the catapults, ya?
45:24Open!
45:42Oh, looks like you need at least two people to do this puzzle!
45:46Look!
45:53I don't know.
46:37I don't know.
47:14I don't know.
47:27I don't know.
47:31I don't know.
48:01All you need to do is pay.
48:03This would be a marvellous spot.
48:04If it wasn't for all the witches, that is.
48:07The trick is to put the watermelon in the catapult.
48:10Then bombs away.
48:13Thanks, good luck.
48:15Hello there.
48:16Don't let these gasses fall you.
48:23Stop!
48:24No donkeys past this point.
48:44Just where do you think you're going?
48:47Look out!
48:49Look out!
49:06Here's the kill.
49:06Not everyone can see me.
49:07Well, we got a little closer.
49:07I can't wait.
49:08Stop it.
49:08I can't wait.
49:10No.ciónary
49:19wait. I can't
49:19wait. There's a
49:22I
49:36One oil barrel coming right up
50:16Hello, it seems you need some help but nothing
50:19This would be a marvelous sport if it wasn't for all the witches. That is the trick is to put
50:23the watermelon then bombs away
50:27Thanks good luck want some insight I can help for a small way to tick
50:31Why not use that oil barrel over there to blow up the rocks blocking the pumpkin patch?
50:37Thanks good luck hello there don't let these glasses for you. We're experts in finding out
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