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00:07The
00:08target is Doc Seismic.
00:13We're going to college together.
00:15I guess I get to keep my superhero boyfriend after all.
00:18The Immortal's now in charge.
00:19We are down, Houston.
00:21If a single Segwit fuses with one of your people,
00:25they will rise up as one.
00:28Finally, some action!
00:31I always wanted to be my dad.
00:33What if that happens?
00:35It's been an honor, sir.
00:39I'm better, I'm stronger, I'm ready.
00:42No, you're not.
00:42I'll work for you.
00:44Just put me back out there.
00:48For some of you, it probably seemed like this day would never come.
00:53For others, it came far too quickly.
00:58Maybe you're even wondering if you're ready for this.
01:02For what comes next.
01:05You are.
01:07I look out at this class and I see hope.
01:11I see a bright new world.
01:13With a special place for each and every one of you.
01:19Mark's not seriously gonna miss his own graduation, is he?
01:22He's just running a little late.
01:24This is why I quit superheroing.
01:27I mean, you only get to say goodbye to high school once.
01:29It needs to be enjoyed.
01:32Appreciated.
01:34Savored.
01:35He'll be here.
01:36You promise.
01:37Look at you!
01:39You're thieves!
01:40Rapists!
01:41Criminals!
01:43All so ignorant of your true crimes against terra firma!
01:48What is it with you and historical monuments?
01:52Professor Seismic, right?
01:54Doc Seismic.
01:56I never taught.
01:57Didn't you fall into like a huge pool of lava?
02:00I fell into a new realm of understanding.
02:04Do you know what this obscene phallus is constructed from?
02:07He asked expecting some idiotic answer.
02:11Uh...
02:12Granite stolen from the earth.
02:15Iron ripped from her loins.
02:18Bricks made of the clay she bleeds from humanity's endless ruinations.
02:23Isn't them...
02:25Most buildings?
02:27You can keep the ones made of wood.
02:32Everything else, we're taking back.
02:36Ah!
02:39Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:43Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:51Ah!
02:52Where I'm underground.
02:54Meet my...
02:56Magma Knights.
02:58Oh!
02:59Oh!rius
03:03hurts. I liked
03:04you better when you just hated presidents. As you
03:07find your place in the world, know that
03:10it won't always be easy. Sometimes life
03:13hits you with everything its got.
03:39The Earth reclaims her stolen flesh!
03:44When you find yourself in the shadow of adversity, do not be afraid.
03:49For without adversity, there can be no triumph.
03:54Without testing your limits, you will never know how strong you truly are.
04:23You're running out of time, kid.
04:25I know!
04:33See? Even your greatest heroes are useless!
04:37Against the power of God!
04:53Nice save, Mark.
04:54Would have been better if you had stopped him before he destroyed another one of America's greatest treasures.
04:59It's not... destroyed.
05:02I could try pushing it back out to, you know...
05:06Do not do that. We'll take it from here.
05:10As the great Abraham Lincoln once said, whatever you are, be a good one.
05:17Did he though? Did he really say that?
05:19It doesn't sound very Lincoln-y.
05:21Oh, so all I missed were the made-up inspirational quotes?
05:25Cool.
05:26Hey there, hero. Good timing.
05:31Is that... sulfur?
05:33Oh man, wait till I tell you about this guy.
05:35He's a case against higher education.
05:38Amber Justine Bennett.
05:43Yeah!
05:45William Francis Clockwood.
05:47I'd say it's been fun, but you know... high school.
05:51Marcus Sebastian Grayson.
05:57Samantha E. Wilkins.
06:04I thought we weren't keeping secrets from each other anymore.
06:07Some secrets should never be revealed, Justine.
06:14Everyone, please rise.
06:18Congratulations, graduates.
06:20Yeah!
06:21Yeah!
06:26Remember...
06:28Be bold.
06:29Be original.
06:32Be...
06:47I don't know.
06:49I don't feel any different.
06:52It's graduating high school, not losing your virginity.
06:55Amber.
06:57Summer plans.
06:58Go.
06:59Nothing but swimming pools and sleeping late for two whole months.
07:04I mean...
07:06On the weekends.
07:07Maybe.
07:09I'm at the community center Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays.
07:12Oh, and did I tell you guys I'm volunteering for the Katie Giles campaign?
07:16That's your idea of a summer vacation?
07:19Hey, Giles is the real deal.
07:21Do you even know your state comptroller?
07:24I don't even know what a state comptroller is, but you do you.
07:27I'm gonna find the trashiest reality show I've never heard of and binge every episode twice.
07:33Eve, please tell Amber how to properly vacay.
07:37I'm, uh, gonna go help finish the reconstruction up in Chicago.
07:43Sorry, I didn't mean to make that weird for you or...
07:47No, that's...
07:49That's amazing.
07:50Do you ever miss punching bad guys in the face?
07:53Seems cathartic.
07:54Right now, I'm just happy helping people.
07:58Speaking of...
08:04God, I love having superhero friends.
08:07I mean, Eve specifically.
08:09Mark won't even take me flying anymore.
08:11Boo.
08:12Hiss.
08:12To graduation and new beginnings.
08:16Mark?
08:17I'm on call.
08:18Cecil might need me.
08:19You're always on call now.
08:22That's the job.
08:23It's alright.
08:26Here.
08:29What's this?
08:30Virgin Mai Tai.
08:32Very funny.
08:35Cheers, guys.
08:36To the best summer ever.
08:41I'm telling you this Martian problem isn't gonna fix itself.
08:44They were gonna execute us.
08:46We barely got off that rock alive.
08:49They were trying to save their planet.
08:51From their own slaves.
08:52If those Sekwids ever take over, Earth is next.
08:56We need to strike first.
08:57Send up that invincible guy again.
08:59You're talking about starting an interplanetary war.
09:06Livingston.
09:10What makes you think I know anything about Martians?
09:14Is that how you say it?
09:14Martians?
09:16I have to visit the urination chamber.
09:24Get a grip.
09:25Get a grip.
09:25You are a smart Earth astronaut.
09:30You are a smart Earth astronaut.
09:32Everything okay, Russ?
09:33Fine.
09:34Everything.
09:35Everything's okay.
09:36Yeah.
09:36Sorry, how long have you been standing there?
09:38Nothing matters because I have nothing to hide.
09:40Well, listen, son.
09:43I know things haven't been easy since Mars.
09:45After what you all went through up there.
09:47One can blame you for being a little, uh...
09:57Not yourself.
09:59But it's been months and, quite frankly, Livingston,
10:03this is the U.S. Space Administration.
10:06Not therapy.
10:09Oh, God.
10:10No.
10:11Well, I...
10:12I don't know how else to say this.
10:14Please don't kill me!
10:16What?
10:17Spare me!
10:18I won't fail you again!
10:20I swear on my three-chambered heart,
10:22just please do not stab all three of them!
10:24Christ on a Christmas tree!
10:26No one's killing anybody!
10:28But effective immediately,
10:30you're taking a temporary leave
10:32till you can get your head on straight.
10:47Huh?
10:48Holy shit!
10:51Oh!
10:52Oh!
10:53Oh!
10:54Oh!
10:56Whoa!
10:56Oh!
10:58Oh!
11:01Oh!
11:05Oh!
11:07Oh!
11:08There!
11:10Saved you some work.
11:11Oh!
11:12Oh!
11:14What the hell do you think you're doing?
11:16You scared the piss out of my entire Crow!
11:20I'm just trying to help.
11:22How do I know that's the code?
11:25You know what?
11:26Go stuff your coat up your ass.
11:28I live in that building.
11:30And if it was up to the bureaucrats,
11:32we'd be sleeping in high school gyms until Labor Day.
11:37Thanks.
11:39Mommy!
11:40Does this mean we can go home now?
11:42It's about time someone cut through all the red tape
11:45and did something
11:46instead of just talking about it.
11:48You know how long I've been baying the city
11:50to clean up that mess?
11:53Six years.
11:55Oh, but unless you know somebody,
11:57good luck.
11:59You know me, don't you?
12:32That is so cool!
12:35Yeah.
12:46It is.
12:47just thinking about you and is something wrong? Hey mom. Morning. Since when do you drink coffee?
13:00Since I got my powers. Oh, I hadn't noticed. It keeps doing that. I told Cecil those contractors
13:15he hired were total amateurs. Yeah, well at least he fixed our house. His people shot it up. Can we
13:21please not do this right now? Sorry. I guess we're both still a bit raw. So how about we take
13:31a little
13:32break? I found some crazy deals online. I'm thinking beach trip. You and me. Somewhere tropical with a
13:40fancy hotel. Bermuda. Maybe St. Lucia. Seriously? Call it a graduation present.
13:49I mean, I want to, but Cecil told me the guardians are working out some issues and I don't know
13:56if
13:56I can take off right now. Well, what about taking the time to enjoy your last summer being a kid?
14:02I'm not a kid anymore. Yes, I know that. You're an adult. But that means making your own choices.
14:09You don't have to do everything Cecil tells you. Yeah, mom. I kind of do. The last time I did
14:14this on
14:14my own, half a city got destroyed. I understand. No, you don't. Let me finish. I understand why you
14:21think you have to prove yourself, but you don't. You're a good person. No one thinks you're going
14:26to turn out like your father. But then why would you even say it? Oh, I'm sorry. That's not what
14:31I
14:31meant. Mark, I need you. Thank God. What? I have to go. Mark, wait.
14:46Oh, I quit. I'm done. Fuck your training, man. People try and kill me every single day. Look,
15:00I don't need that shit at home. Somebody got me in the balls. Maybe if you trained more
15:07and complained less, we could get back to saving lives. We just stopped him from being that
15:14guy. And now we've got you? Fuck my life. Kate, is that you?
15:29I've got a boo-boo that could use some dupli-kisses.
15:36First of all, we are not dating. And second, that's inappropriate language for the workplace.
15:42So kiss your own boo-boo. Boo. Boo.
15:49Wait, I know that look. Oh, are you shitting me? You goddamn geriatric hypocrite.
15:58This is none of your business.
16:00Ah, come on!
16:01You and I were never a thing. The immortal and I are. Deal with it.
16:08Kate, don't do this. Please.
16:13We called them heroes. Role models. Protectors. But no one ever expected to call the guardians
16:21of the globe victims. Welcome to our first annual commemoration of the massacre that shook
16:27the world. We began by honoring Aquarius, King of Atlantis. Aquarius' first one hearts
16:33in... Hi, Russ. Yes, Russ? I know you lost your job, but the rent's been due for months. So,
16:43you know... I do? Just find a way to pay your bills, or I need you out by the end
16:52of next week.
16:53Next, we honor the guardian's fallen green do-gooder, Martian Man. He may have come from the stars,
17:01but Martian Man will always be one of Earth's greatest superheroes. While taking on bigger
17:07threats was part of his job as a guardian, Martian Man always made time to help first responders
17:13on the scene. With his gentle nature and kind spirit, Martian Man made Earth his home.
17:28Here's the need to know. We've had multiple corroborated sightings of Darkwing, which is
17:34perturbing me considering that I personally ID'd what was left of his ribcage last year.
17:40Oh, uh, sorry. It's okay. So, observe and report. That's why you're Employee of the Month, kid.
17:51Midnight City. Been a virtual no-man's land since the Midnight Magician cursed it back in 02.
17:58So, when you say cursed, is that like a metaphor, or...? What the hell?
18:06I mean, it's cursed. Current at midnight. Perpetual darkness. Summer on the dark side of the moon.
18:20So weird.
18:25Let me know when you're done playing tourists.
18:34Oh, God. Help. Help. Please, somebody help me!
18:40Please.
18:45Please.
18:48Somebody help me.
18:53I am helping.
18:59Help me make sure a scum like you never hurt another innocent person again.
19:12Come on, man.
19:15Darkwing was at my 12th birthday party, so I'm pretty sure he doesn't kill people.
19:19Also, pretty sure he's dead.
19:21Killed by your father, Invincible.
19:23Which is why I carry on his work.
19:25I was Night Boy, his assistant.
19:28Assistant?
19:28Wait, you mean, sidekick?
19:30We don't use that term.
19:34It's...
19:35Degrading.
19:36Okay, bring him in.
19:37He's lost it.
19:39You think?
19:40You hear them too?
19:41Huh?
19:42The voices.
19:44Oh, man.
19:46Hey, you're coming with me.
19:47Okay?
19:48I'm not going anywhere with the son of a psychopath.
19:52Hey, I'm being nice.
19:55So watch it.
19:58Huh?
20:06Oh, I felt that.
20:09My predecessor developed this exoskeleton to help even the field against those like you.
20:15But that's not what you should be worried about.
20:17Hey, man.
20:18I said I felt that punch.
20:20I didn't say it hurt.
20:21Huh?
20:31Welcome to the Shadowverse.
20:34There are dark things here.
20:37Hungry things.
20:39Even I don't dare to stay too long.
20:41But I hope you like it.
20:44Because you are never leaving.
20:49I like the old Darkwing better.
20:51I'm the hero here!
20:52I'm saving the world from Omni-Man's son!
20:58Hey, don't call me that.
21:01Let go!
21:03Not until you take me back.
21:09Hmm...
21:10Guess who they'll eat first.
21:18He would never...
21:19Like you said, I'm Omni-Man's son.
21:23You have no idea what I'm capable of.
21:32There!
21:33And let go of...
21:42Mark?
21:43We lost you for a minute.
21:45Where were you?
21:46You'll have to ask Darkwing's sidekick.
21:49When he regains consciousness.
21:51Okay.
21:52Bring him in.
21:53I gotta sign off.
21:55Something just came up.
21:56Anything I can do?
21:57I doubt it.
22:00Debbie, what a pleasant surprise.
22:02What can I do for you?
22:04Mark almost missed his high school graduation because of you.
22:08He only gets one of those.
22:09He's barely 18, Cecil.
22:12Mark came to me.
22:14I'm looking out for him.
22:15I'm easing him back into the job.
22:16It's not a job.
22:17And he's not your...
22:18Your soldier.
22:20You can't just order him around.
22:22Well, at least he follows orders.
22:26Debbie, I didn't mean that.
22:28That's what this is about, isn't it?
22:29That you're in control, not him.
22:32That he's not like his father.
22:33Debbie?
22:34I can't believe you'd even think that after everything Mark went through.
22:38And what if you decide you can't trust him?
22:40What then?
22:41That won't happen.
22:42I wish I believed you.
22:45Debbie, I meant what I said about looking out for Mark.
22:49No dangerous stuff until he's ready.
22:51And he calls the shots.
22:53You have my word.
22:54Sir, the Mars file you requested.
23:01D...Donald?
23:02Debbie, are you okay?
23:05She was just leaving.
23:09That was Donald.
23:12I don't know what that was about.
23:17I told you, sweetie, everything's fine.
23:20You don't sound fine, Mom.
23:22Are you and Dad fighting again?
23:24No, nothing like that.
23:26Well, then what?
23:28Mom, it's me.
23:30I'll put on some tea and we can just talk, okay?
23:34Things have been a little tight lately financially, but we're fine.
23:38Really, sweetie.
23:39Mom, why didn't you say something?
23:40You know I can help out.
23:43Samantha!
23:47There!
23:48Turn it back, please.
23:49Before your father gets home.
23:51Why? What's going on?
23:55Samantha?
23:57Dad?
23:57What are you doing in a Burger Mart shirt?
24:00It's called an honest day's work.
24:03But the furniture store, you've been there for 20 years.
24:05Until you people turned the Chicago corporate office into a pile of rubble.
24:09Oh, God.
24:10Why didn't you tell me?
24:11Maybe you should have asked.
24:13Instead of flying off to God knows where doing God knows what.
24:16All right.
24:17Well, I'm here now, okay?
24:19You don't have to work some minimum wage job like a teenager.
24:22I can give you and Mom whatever you want.
24:24I've provided for this family longer than you've been alive.
24:31There.
24:3224 karat.
24:33You can sell this.
24:34Turn it back.
24:35Ugh.
24:35You're being stubborn for no reason.
24:38I said change it back.
24:44I have to run.
24:46The Times wants to interview me about my work in Chicago.
24:48I will visit in a few days to check in and make Dad sell this.
24:53Bye.
24:57Hi there.
24:58I'm calling on behalf of the Katie Giles campaign to ask for your vote
25:01in next month's state comptroller election.
25:04No.
25:05Comptroller?
25:06You know, overseeing budgets, auditing state finances.
25:10It's critical work and...
25:12Hello?
25:13Hello?
25:13I think you need a new slogan that doesn't have the word audit in it
25:17or comptroller.
25:20Local politics might not be as sexy as flying around in tights,
25:24but that doesn't mean you're the only one saving the world.
25:27See?
25:28That's a better slogan.
25:30Shouldn't you be off punching things into space?
25:34Surprise?
25:36I'm taking you to lunch.
25:40Ooh.
25:41Unexpected, but appreciated.
25:42Let me go grab my bag.
25:44There's this great Thai place down the street.
25:48Uh, I had somewhere else in mind.
25:57I said I'd be back at 1.30.
26:00We're almost there.
26:06Okay.
26:08You can look now.
26:10Oh.
26:11My.
26:12God.
26:14You brought me to Paris?
26:16Sort of.
26:18Is that a casino?
26:23Okay.
26:24Yeah, so it's just Las Vegas.
26:26Okay?
26:28You only get an hour for lunch,
26:29and I can't fly you to Europe that fast without your skin ripping off.
26:33So...
26:34Can I kiss you anyway?
26:37Hm?
26:40You get an A for effort.
26:42And for letting me keep my skin on.
26:46Well, I didn't want to get you all the baggage of dating a superhero without any of the perks.
26:52Mark, I need you.
26:54Give me a sec.
26:58Dinner tonight, instead.
27:02Go save the world, Invincible.
27:05Just make sure the voice in your ear isn't the only one you listen to.
27:11You're way too good for me!
27:16Hmm.
27:18Also, I need to take you back to work first.
27:19Heh.
27:37You're late.
27:39For what? Low tide?
27:41Something like that.
27:43Turns out the Atlanteans are sore about Omni-Man murdering their King Aquarius.
27:47Since your dad vanished like a fart in a hurricane,
27:51Atlantean law dictates that his sentence falls to his next of kin.
27:54You.
27:55That's a stupid law.
27:57Maybe.
27:58But Atlantis controls the oceans.
28:00They threaten to erase the eastern seaboard if we don't deal with this.
28:04You want me to go to war against an entire underwater civilization?
28:07Who said anything about war?
28:09According to Atlantean custom,
28:11the only way to atone for the King's murder is to marry his widow.
28:15What?
28:16It's an honor.
28:17You think about it.
28:18I can't marry a fish!
28:20I have a girlfriend!
28:21Relax.
28:22Strictly symbolic.
28:23All you have to do is go through the ceremony.
28:26Maybe kiss the bride.
28:27Then all is forgiven and everyone moves on.
28:29It's easy.
28:30Okay, but like, will I have to, you know...
28:34What exactly am I looking at?
28:36You're right.
28:42Sorry kid, I got another fire to put out.
28:44Good luck down there, I'll be listening.
28:49Talk to me.
28:50It's the Lizard League, sir.
28:54You called me back for the Lizard League?
28:56They've hit a bio-research lab outside of Dallas.
28:58How?
28:59We got King Lizard rotting in a prison cell.
29:01It appears that Supreme Lizard has seized control in his absence.
29:07Send in the guardians.
29:08Are you sure they're ready?
29:10If they can't take down the Lizard League, they'll never be ready.
29:19No!
29:21Not this bullshit again.
29:23I'm not doing another me.
29:26That me better not be you, Rudy.
29:29It's not.
29:34Who are you?
29:36I call me...
29:38The Shapesmith.
29:43Guardians!
29:46Things usually this weird around here?
29:49You have no idea.
29:59Whoa.
30:02Wear this.
30:12On hammer!
30:22Fire.
30:31Welcome, son of he who slayed my husband.
30:35About that...
30:37You will address her as your majesty.
30:39Air breather.
30:41Right. Your Majesty. It's an honor to meet you. And I'm very sorry for what my father did, but I
30:50can't do this. And definitely not here in front of everyone. Okay, I guess it's kind of awkward, but I
30:56have a girlfriend. Her name is Amber. And we're finally in a good place. So, even though, you know, you
31:02seem super nice, it just wouldn't feel right to...
31:07What do you speak of?
31:08Isn't that why I'm here? To be your new king?
31:11Why would I need a king? I commended this kingdom for a decade while Aquarists played dress-up with you
31:18humans.
31:20Oh, then we're not getting married?
31:23We abolished that barbaric custom. What do you think we are, savages?
31:28Oh, my... Oh, thank God. I mean, thank you, Your Majesty. Great. So, what's a new law?
31:42Trial by combat.
31:44Release the Duck-Dweller!
31:53Oh, man.
31:56Oh, man.
32:06Wait, you want me to fight that? Seems a little unfair.
32:16Okay. I win. Can I go now?
32:19Oh, my God.
32:22Oh, that makes a lot more sense.
32:42Seriously?
32:50If you're not feeling ready.
32:53Paul?
32:54Yeah?
32:55Let's sell this bitch.
32:58Okay.
32:59Oh, wow.
33:00This place is adorable.
33:05Hi.
33:08So pleased to meet you. Come on in.
33:13And last but not least, the living room.
33:16I love it. It looks recently renovated.
33:19It looks like they didn't even know what they were doing.
33:23It was professionally redone only two years ago.
33:25When are you taking offers?
33:27Wednesday.
33:27Whoa! Slow down.
33:29I was just asking.
33:31Yeah? Well, don't bother. We're definitely not offering on this place.
33:34It's in our price range. We like the location. The school...
33:37It's too far from the office. You want me to get home even later?
33:41There's excellent local transit.
33:42Of course I don't. I just think...
33:44It's not happening. When you earn the money, you can decide where we live.
33:50She's not your pet.
33:52What was that?
33:53Did we mention the spacious garage? Why don't you all go ahead? I'll meet you there in a jiffy.
34:01Why don't you take the rest of the day off? I'll call you later.
34:28What the hell's going on down there?
34:31Your file on Atlantean law needs some serious updating.
34:35This wasn't the deal.
34:36I'm pulling you out. Back up somewhere.
34:50Oh, shit!
35:06Talk to me, kid.
35:12That... sound...
35:24How far away is that backup?
35:27Incoming.
35:35How's your chance? Get out of there.
35:44Oh, my God.
35:58Cecil! That thing got loose! It's killing everyone!
36:01They should have thought about that before they brought it home from the store.
36:04I can't leave those people to die!
36:06They tried to kill you. They were cheering.
36:08All they wanted was justice for what my dad did.
36:14You're not your father, Mark.
36:20That's why I'm going back.
36:43I'm going back.
36:50Okay, now we can do this.
37:20Ah!
37:24Ah!
37:28Ah!
37:34Ah!
37:36Um...
37:36Ah!
37:38Ah!
37:40Ah!
38:00You got lucky this time.
38:02Lucky?
38:04Atlantis is calling it even since you saved the Queen's life.
38:07The next time I give you an order...
38:10You listen.
38:12Pull up the audio from that fight.
38:20Give it to the boys in R&D. I want to report in a week.
38:22Yes, sir.
38:26Sir, when Debbie came to speak with you,
38:28she seemed...
38:31distressed when she...
38:32when she saw me.
38:33She's a distressed person.
38:35After the number Nolan did on her, who knows what's going through her head.
38:39Anything else, Donald?
38:42No, sir.
38:54Why would you do that?
38:56We don't want your fake food or your fake gold.
39:00They're not fake.
39:03But...
39:03I get it.
39:05You had your job for years, and losing it must feel awful.
39:09I know how hard you work to provide for Mom and me.
39:12No one is trying to take that away from you.
39:14But you gotta get over this stupid man-of-the-house thing.
39:17I'm trying to help.
39:18Oh, yeah?
39:20Like you helped Chicago?
39:22Adam, don't!
39:23What?
39:24The whole lot was unstable.
39:27That's why the city never built there.
39:30It's a miracle nobody was killed.
39:33This is what happens when you think rules are just for us pathetic, normal people.
39:37Your powers don't make you a hero.
39:40They make you dangerous.
39:44I have to go.
39:46Don't come back until you've figured that out.
39:49The game was ін好吧.
39:53I have to go.
39:53The whole thing isghan, right?
40:04I have to go.
40:09I have to go.
40:11I have to go.
40:16Fuck you! Motherfucker!
40:53Motherfucker!
41:13Motherfucker!
41:22And over here is our training room.
41:25Wow! Look at all those... those things!
41:30Ooh, why don't you show them the shower, Immortal? It's super roomy. You could do anything in there, right?
41:38And you all get to live here?
41:40Play your cards right and maybe you can too someday. The Guardians could use someone with your talents.
41:46Really? Forgive me for questioning your authority, Immortal, but we don't know anything about the Shapesmith.
41:52I can tell you. I can tell you. I can tell you. I was born a baby human right here
41:59on the planet of Earth.
42:11I got my superpowers in a random industrial accident.
42:25I swore to use my abilities for good and to help people and to protect my planet, no matter what.
42:37Because I am a normal human superhero.
42:45Am I in?
42:50Yes, we were defeated. Yes, it was embarrassing. Yes, it was my plan.
43:00But we are not a joke. No matter what social media says. We are the Lizard League. And we are
43:12unstoppable.
43:12We are unstoppable. We are unstoppable. We are unstoppable.
43:18And under my leadership, instead of that fool King Lizard, we will rise again any day now.
43:29No!
43:30All hail Supreme Lizard! All hail...
43:35Oh!
43:36Oh!
43:38Oh!
43:40Oh!
43:42Oh!
43:42If anyone is going to turn this organization around, it's going to be King Lizard!
43:50Any objections?
44:08Why should I tell you anything? Who the hell are you anyway?
44:14Think of me as an old friend. An old friend who can help you, given your current predicament.
44:22Fine.
44:24They were smart. After our ultimatum, they ambushed my dad with experimental quantum bombs.
44:31Still cost them most of Europe.
44:36And they just wore me down. Caught me when I finally had to sleep.
44:44Hmm. Interesting.
44:48Freeze!
44:49Who the hell are you?
44:51That's what I said.
44:53Me?
44:54I'm not your problem.
44:56Then whose problem are you?
44:59His.
45:00Well, not his, but...
45:04Close enough.
45:06Make him pay for what he did to your world.
45:09What?
45:10Stop!
45:11Hey, you promised you'd help me!
45:13Hey!
45:13Don't leave me here!
45:15Hey!
45:21Hey!
45:50You've met me!
46:18We'll see you next time.
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