00:00What are you doing?
00:01I'm picking up notes of cherry, berry, maybe tropical fruit.
00:08Chuck, it's fruity rainbow from 5-Hour Energy.
00:10Oh, yes. Refined.
00:22It sucks to be old.
00:25First of all, we all are still shocked that a phone sex operator still exists, right?
00:33Every time.
00:34Yeah, very.
00:35This comes up very, very rarely, and it blows us away that people are still calling.
00:40In this day of the internet, and porn accessible anywhere, anytime.
00:47Right at your fingertips.
00:48Why would you call a rando who you don't even know what they look like to talk sexy with them?
00:56You need some kind of human interaction that you don't realize that you can get.
01:04The same group of pervs that go to like those peep show booths and stuff?
01:07Yeah, I think so.
01:08They're stuck a little bit in the past.
01:10Maybe they don't go on the internet.
01:11I don't know.
01:12Right.
01:13You're not on there.
01:14I mean...
01:16Hard to believe.
01:17It is.
01:18It really is.
01:20I mean, it has to be some of the most expensive porn for what you get.
01:27Because you get nothing.
01:28You get nothing.
01:30In Tampa, a Largo woman has been indicted on federal charges related to some other stuff.
01:37Okay.
01:38But in the discovery of looking into her, they found that 71-year-old Deborah Jean Schilling
01:50was running a phone sex line.
01:53How old?
01:5471.
01:5571.
01:5671.
01:59That's two sides to it.
02:02There's two sides to it.
02:04What's the other side?
02:06No, I said two sides.
02:07Oh, sides.
02:09I've let out two incredible sides to the name.
02:12So she can't do anything online.
02:15So she decides that she's going to do the phone sex.
02:19Jason, don't.
02:20But does not expect anyone to call her.
02:23How are you doing?
02:25I'm doing okay.
02:26How are you?
02:27Oh, well.
02:30I was just doing a little bit of knitting.
02:35You like that?
02:36Can I hear the needles hit each other?
02:41Hold on a second.
02:43Let me see what I can do for you.
02:45Hold on.
02:46Hold on.
02:46I gotta put the phone down a little bit.
02:48There you go.
02:49Ready?
02:50Here it is.
02:53I like that.
02:54This is the weirdest phone sex call that's ever been made.
02:57You want me to make you a set of mittens?
03:00Yeah.
03:01A set of mittens?
03:02What are you wearing?
03:03What am I wearing right now?
03:06I would describe this as a nightgown.
03:10How far down does it go?
03:12Past the knee or just above the knee?
03:14All the way down to my ankles.
03:15Oh, I like that.
03:16She rushes on the floor when I walk.
03:18You pull the side up just a little bit?
03:20You want a little treat, do you?
03:22You want a little treat?
03:24I don't like this.
03:24You gotta ask grandma nice.
03:26I don't like it.
03:26Oh, no.
03:27I don't like it.
03:27You gotta ask grandma.
03:29I don't like it.
03:30You gotta ask grandma real nice.
03:32I don't like this at all.
03:33Grammy, can I see your ankles?
03:34There you go.
03:36There's a little bit.
03:37Why don't you give, why don't you give Grammy's ankles a little kiss?
03:40Oh, my God.
03:41Dear God.
03:42Dear God.
03:43Oh!
03:44F you!
03:46F you!
03:47Oh, yeah.
03:48Grammy like.
03:50That wasn't a kiss.
03:51Uh-oh.
03:52I'll be a good boy, Grammy.
03:53Oh.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:56No.
03:57I can't even.
03:58Oh, wow.
04:00You got a Werther's you could pop in your mouth?
04:02Yeah, you know where I keep them.
04:04Oh!
04:05Oh, my God.
04:05I'll fish it out for you.
04:06Caramel coochie!
04:07Okay.
04:08Caramel coochie!
04:09End call.
04:10Oh, God.
04:11No, no, no.
04:12Don't hang up.
04:12I just paid for another minute.
04:14End call.
04:15End call.
04:17Don't hang up.
04:18I just paid for another minute.
04:19You have to end it right there.
04:20I gotta go, because I'm grossing everybody out.
04:24Before you go, just pop your teeth out.
04:26Oh.
04:27Okay.
04:27That's it.
04:28End.
04:29End.
04:29End.
04:30End.
04:31End early finish.
04:33Endćć shit.
04:38I just realized I could probably do that.
04:40No, stop licking!
04:42Jesus, God!
04:43That's him getting the Werther's.
04:44F off!
04:45That's him getting the Werther's out.
04:46thunder.
04:46Those are my thoughts.
04:47Not yours.
04:48I'm Dave Hunter on Dave and Chuck the freak.
04:50That's a good one of my life.
04:52Dave and Chuck the freak.
04:53Yes!
04:54It's Friday, bitches
04:57Yep
04:58You want a little glimpse into my night
05:00No, I don't, I don't, I'm going to turn away
05:02I don't want to see anymore
05:04Coming up when we come back
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