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00:00:28Mr. Big Hoist
00:00:34Mr. Big Hoist
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00:01:11Thong Girl and Boxer Brief Boy fly high above the city in pursuit of a nuclear missile.
00:01:17Suddenly, they spot it.
00:01:19Its shiny metallic surface glistens from the reflection of the full moon.
00:01:23Without any thought to his own safety, Boxer Brief Boy jumps on top of the missile and
00:01:29rides it down toward the unsuspecting citizens of Brentwoodville.
00:01:35To be continued.
00:01:37Aw, crap.
00:01:39What a ripoff.
00:01:40Stupid comic book.
00:01:48Woohoo!
00:01:50Woohoo!
00:01:51Woohoo!
00:01:52Woooo!
00:01:57Kenny!
00:03:53I told you, Jake, a piece of cake.
00:03:55That banquet's prime for our nefarious crime.
00:03:59Good one, Georgie.
00:04:01All right, all righty.
00:04:03Put a lid on it.
00:04:04I'm sitting here with stinking Beavis and Butthead.
00:04:07Jeez, everybody in this town thinks they're a songwriter.
00:04:09Cut us a break, Benji.
00:04:11Come on, we're going to be famous someday.
00:04:13You know what?
00:04:13If you guys would spend more time thinking about your bank robbing than thinking up songs,
00:04:18we'd be millionaires by now.
00:04:20I don't know, Benji.
00:04:22There's at least 10,000 smackers in here.
00:04:25Not a bad day's work if you ask me.
00:04:27Yeah, well, who's asking you?
00:04:29And the best part is, we didn't get caught.
00:04:32That new chief of police is so busy handing out parking tickets, he's forgot all about us
00:04:36old-fashioned bank robbers.
00:04:38Yeah.
00:04:39Right about that, Georgie.
00:04:41We're on a roll.
00:04:43Ain't no stopping us now.
00:04:45What was that?
00:04:46I'll take a look.
00:04:52What the?
00:04:54Where'd you go?
00:04:55Jake?
00:04:57Hey, guys.
00:04:58Going my way?
00:04:59Oh, crap.
00:05:00It's Thong Girl.
00:05:01At your service.
00:05:03Now, be a good little bank robber and pull over, with you?
00:05:05I don't think so, Thong Girl.
00:05:07You're about to become roadkill.
00:05:09That's where you're wrong, little man.
00:05:11You've just reached a dead end.
00:05:13Oh, yeah?
00:05:13Well, hold on, sister.
00:05:15I think this is your stop.
00:05:18That's what you get when you don't buckle up.
00:05:24Damn.
00:05:25Let's go teach that broad a lesson.
00:05:30Go kick her thong butt, Georgie.
00:05:33My pleasure, Benji.
00:05:35You took away my songwriting partner, and just when we were about to make it big, too.
00:05:39Now you're going to have to pay.
00:05:49Here's what I wrote, Georgie.
00:05:51If you do wrong, you'll answer to the thong.
00:05:59This is the end of the road for you, Thong Girl.
00:06:01You're about to become a hood ornament.
00:06:15You should have bought the extended warranty, Benji.
00:06:24We'll take it from here, Thong Girl.
00:06:29You have plenty of time to write hit songs where you're going.
00:06:35Say, Thong Girl, would you like a lift?
00:06:37No, thanks, officer.
00:06:39It's a nice night for flying.
00:06:40I'll catch up with you later.
00:06:43Boy, I tell you, just one time I'd like to...
00:06:46Keep dreaming, O'Malley.
00:06:48You wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.
00:06:50That's one class act, that thong girl.
00:07:06I'll catch up with you later.
00:07:34Hey, wake up, you two losers.
00:07:36Time for roll call.
00:07:43Gee, Sally, ain't you got no class?
00:07:46Sorry, boss.
00:07:47I had too many beans for supper last night.
00:07:49I'll say you stink like a sewer hole.
00:07:52No, boss.
00:07:53It is a sewer.
00:07:54It's coming from that toilet over there.
00:08:06Sally, you're a genius.
00:08:08Yeah.
00:08:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:08:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:08:38Psst! Sally, wake up!
00:08:41Yeah, boss.
00:08:42It's time to go!
00:08:58Geronimo!
00:09:03Come on in, Sally.
00:09:05The water's fine.
00:09:07He he he he he he!
00:09:09He he he he he he!
00:09:23Alright, ladies!
00:09:24I have my car.
00:10:20Hey, dweebs.
00:10:23Uh, hey Lana, whatcha doin'?
00:10:27I'm lookin' for a case file for People vs. Palermo.
00:10:31There's some interesting similarities between that and the Chaz Chernobyl case.
00:10:35And by the way, dweebs, would you please quit lookin' at my skirt?
00:10:39Sorry, Lana.
00:10:41Hey Lana, I thought you were through with Chaz since you sent him away for life to the state pen.
00:10:46I wanna be sure he stays there.
00:10:48He's got the best lawyer's money can buy, and I don't want him gettin' off on appeals.
00:10:53Sure, sure.
00:10:55Hey Lana, I wanna thank you for getting me this job in the DA's office as a part of my
00:11:00plea agreement.
00:11:01Well, dweebs, your testimony was crucial in building my case against Chaz and Mr. Big.
00:11:06Why, you had first-hand knowledge of Big's evil plot to create a nuclear missile, destroy country music, and the
00:11:13world as we know it.
00:11:15Why, if it weren't for you, Tim McGraw and George Strait would be nothin' more than fond memories in the
00:11:21Country Music Hall of Fame.
00:11:22And don't forget how we saved Kenny Chesney.
00:11:26Oh, yeah. I still haven't forgiven you for that one.
00:11:29Sorry, Lana.
00:11:32Hey, Lana, there's a really great arthropod exhibit at the Museum of Natural History this weekend. Would you like to
00:11:38go?
00:11:39Uh, gee, dweebs, I'd love to, but my Aunt Millie's comin' in from across the pond this weekend.
00:11:44Your Aunt Millie from Chile?
00:11:46No, silly. My Aunt Millie from Piccadilly.
00:11:48From London, England?
00:11:49The very same.
00:11:49But I thought she died.
00:11:51No, you're thinking of my Aunt Mary from Londonderry.
00:11:53The one that's quite contrary?
00:11:55That's my Aunt Mary.
00:11:56Oh, sure, sure.
00:11:57Well, anyway, I thought maybe we could, like, get some food and go to the-
00:12:00I'm sorry, dweebs. It would never work out between us.
00:12:03With my job as assistant district attorney and my commitment to ridding the world of scum-sucking law-breaking vermin
00:12:10like Chaz Chernobyl, I just don't have time for a relationship.
00:12:15Oh, Lana. I'm such a loser.
00:12:19And then there's that.
00:12:24It's the mayor.
00:12:27Hello, Mr. Mayor.
00:12:29Lana.
00:12:30Mayor Richard Boner here.
00:12:32Yes, yes, well I've just gotten some bad news.
00:12:36Apparently Chaz Chernobyl has broken out of the state penitentiary.
00:12:39That's right. And he's taken over the local television station and is about to broadcast a message that concerns you.
00:12:47Roger that, Mr. Mayor. I knew those prison walls wouldn't be enough to hold Chaz Chernobyl.
00:12:53Be careful, Lana. That Chaz is one slippery scoundrel.
00:13:00By the way, Lana, what are you wearing?
00:13:05Well, Mr. Mayor, I'm wearing a lovely two-piece ensemble with silk canvas sole over a pretty pink lace brassiere
00:13:13and matching panties.
00:13:14Oh, and Gucci open-toed shoes with a velvet strap. Perfect for a hectic day at the office or a
00:13:21night out in the town.
00:13:23Oh, that's nice. That's nice.
00:13:33Hello? Mr. Mayor, are you there?
00:13:37Yes, yes. Well, that's good. Yes, yes. Chaz has just come on the TV. I think you should see what
00:13:44he has to say.
00:13:45I'm on it, sir.
00:13:53So the bartender says to the donkey, your ass can stay, but the lawyer has to go.
00:14:02Enough of the small talk. This is what I want.
00:14:20Oh, Mrs. Prist, you're going to look lovely at the Governor's Ball.
00:14:23Well, ladies, giving no thought whatsoever to my own personal safety and thinking only of my darling little Kenny Chesney
00:14:32and all those hapless hat-wearing country stars below down in Brentwoodville, I broke free from Thorn Girl's embrace and
00:14:40plunged headfirst through the clouds and caught that nuclear missile with my bare hands, frantically searching for the button to
00:14:47disable it.
00:14:48Oh, my goodness. Weren't you terrified?
00:14:51Terrified? Honey, President George W. Bush said we have no time for terror. I was petrified. But all I could
00:14:59think about was Paul Little Kenny and all those country music stars.
00:15:02So what happened next?
00:15:04Well, honey, I had to think faster. It would have been lights out in Ash Vegas.
00:15:09Yes. What could I do? I rode that rocket straight down in a Kenny Chesney swimming pool, 20 feet deep.
00:15:17Oh, honey, it's shaped like a Grammy award. Built-in jacuzzi and a personal masseur named Raul. Okay.
00:15:29Well, anyway, there was so much chlorine in the darn thing, I think it disabled it because it stopped ticking.
00:15:34And thereby rendering the missile harmless and saving the world at the end.
00:15:40Andy, I've heard that story hundreds of times. Every time it's something different. Why don't you tell us what really
00:15:45happened?
00:15:45Oh, what really happened, Miss Party Pooper? Party Pooper. Party Pooper. Every party needs a pooper. That's why we invited
00:15:55you. Party Pooper. Hmm.
00:15:58Well, what really happened, huh, Miss Party Pooper? Well, what really happened was...
00:16:04Andy Andrews, hairdresser to the country stars.
00:16:07Andy, it's Lana. Turn on the TV quick. Chester Noble's escaped from prison and he's taken over the airway.
00:16:14Oh, no. Turn on the television. That's why.
00:16:22When? I want $10 million delivered to a Swiss bank account by noon tomorrow, or I will wreak havoc the
00:16:28likes of which this little town has never seen before.
00:16:32Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, I will.
00:16:35He, he, he, he. Oh, oh. Yeah, one more thing.
00:16:38If you happen to be listening, Assistant District Attorney Lana Lay On Me
00:16:43I would like you to deliver the loot personally.
00:16:45Ha, ha, ha. And why don't you bring your little hairdresser boy with you?
00:16:50Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:16:54Chester Noble, signing off.
00:16:56He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,
00:17:01he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
00:17:05Oh, whatever are we going to do, girl?
00:17:08We're going to do what any self-respecting superhero would do in a time of crisis.
00:17:12Oh, apple martinis and a pedicure?
00:17:15No, silly.
00:17:16We're going to fight.
00:17:17Right on.
00:17:19Be at my place at 1,800 hours, and we'll figure out a plan.
00:17:23Roger that, T.G.
00:17:24Oh, in handy?
00:17:25Yeah, girl.
00:17:26Don't forget your cape this time.
00:17:28Oh, my God.
00:17:32Why don't you bring your little hairdresser boy with you?
00:17:39Chaz Chernobyl, signing off.
00:18:00Yes, Miss Capri?
00:18:02Get me Chaz Chernobyl.
00:18:35It's always a pleasure to see you, babe.
00:18:48Fellas.
00:18:50Now, Lawanda, is that any way to treat an old friend?
00:18:55Cut the crap, Chaz.
00:18:57Big never trusted you, and neither do I.
00:18:59As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you had something to do with putting that
00:19:02MSG in his beef chow mein.
00:19:06Besides me, you were the only one that knew he was deathly allergic to it.
00:19:09Why, Lawanda, how could you think I would do anything to hurt my business partner and long-time friend?
00:19:15Big!
00:19:16He was like a soul brother to me.
00:19:19The only soul you've got, Chaz, is on the bottom of your shoe.
00:19:22Hey!
00:19:23Hey, I didn't come here to have you insult me.
00:19:26What's on your mind, Lawanda?
00:19:28Well, as much as I hate to admit it, Chaz, you and I need each other in order to carry
00:19:32out the plan that Big set into motion before his untimely demise.
00:19:37This town is being overrun by white cracker hat-wearing country music stars, and it's got to stop.
00:19:43How many black country music artists do you see on the charts now?
00:19:48That's right, none.
00:19:51There's that cowboy, Troy.
00:19:53He didn't mix country and rap and came up with crap.
00:19:56And Charlie Pryde sold out a long time ago.
00:19:59He should have named his song, Kiss a White Anglo-Saxon's Ass Good Morning.
00:20:05This music business is in sad shape, and I intend on giving it a well-deserved Afro makeover,
00:20:11if you know what I'm saying.
00:20:13Uh-huh.
00:20:16Shut up, you moron.
00:20:19So what do you want from me?
00:20:21I want you to keep that little wafer-thon girl out of my way.
00:20:24I want you to break her down, box her up, and put her in a pretty little package and
00:20:28bring her to me.
00:20:30It's time I exact some revenge on that little bitch for taking my man out.
00:20:34But I thought you said it was the MSG that did Big in.
00:20:38That may be.
00:20:39But if it wasn't for Thongirl, Big would have realized his dream of world supremacy a long
00:20:45time ago.
00:20:47She'd been after him for a while.
00:20:49Never smart enough to stop him, just slow him down.
00:20:53Just because she's the assistant DA and a crime-fighting superhero doesn't give her the right to harass
00:20:59a reputable businessman just trying to make an honest living.
00:21:04Well, LaWanda, I wouldn't exactly call what we do earning an honest living.
00:21:09Big was going to blow up the world if he didn't get his way.
00:21:12He wasn't going to go through with it.
00:21:14And as I recall, it was you that pressed the button that set off the missile.
00:21:17Yeah, and it would have worked too if it weren't for that little bikini bimbo with a little
00:21:21hairdresser boy.
00:21:26All right, LaWanda, tell me what you've got planned.
00:21:35Good dog.
00:21:36Down, boy.
00:21:37Oh, stud bump.
00:21:38Oh, no.
00:21:45Down, boy.
00:21:47Ah.
00:21:49Ah.
00:21:50Ah.
00:21:50Ah.
00:21:51Ah.
00:21:51Ah.
00:21:51Ah.
00:22:07Oh, papi.
00:22:10Girlfriend.
00:22:11You didn't tell me you have a boyfriend.
00:22:14That is an ancient fertility statue that the Zimbuki tribe gave me when I rescued their chief
00:22:20from the hands of slave traders.
00:22:23It's supposed to enrich your life and make you wealthy beyond belief.
00:22:26Oh, well, it's working.
00:22:27My panties are moist.
00:22:31Listen, Superman here and I are going to go get acquainted.
00:22:34No time for that now, Andy.
00:22:36We've got to decide what to do about Chaz.
00:22:38Where is he?
00:22:39Oh, pulverize him.
00:22:41Oh, fight him with one paw behind my back.
00:22:43Oh, fight him with my eyes closed.
00:22:44Oh.
00:22:45Ah.
00:22:46Ah.
00:22:54Oh, what is it?
00:22:56It's a note.
00:22:58Oh, what does it say?
00:23:01It says, Dear Assistant DA Lana Leonmi, a.k.a. Thong Girl, and gay sidekick Foxer Brief Boy.
00:23:09I resemble that remark.
00:23:11My new partner in crime, LaWanda Capri, a.k.a. the Dark Widow, and I request the pleasure
00:23:17of your company this evening at a special dinner that I have arranged, especially in your honor.
00:23:23Oh.
00:23:24There is a little matter of $10 million that we need to discuss.
00:23:29The fate of this wretched little town lies solely in your hands, so don't be late.
00:23:35Meet us at the old stockyards on 2nd Avenue by the river at 7 p.m. sharp with the loot.
00:23:42And come in costume, yours truly, Chaz Chernobyl.
00:23:46It's a costume party!
00:23:48Oh, I want to go with Dr. Ruth.
00:23:50Oh, now this is fabulous.
00:23:52No, the village people.
00:23:54Why am I gay?
00:23:56Yo, Andy, you goofball.
00:23:58He wants us to come in our superhero outfit.
00:24:01Oh, right.
00:24:02I knew that.
00:24:03Okay, we better prepare.
00:24:06It's been a while since we've used our superhero powers.
00:24:09Do you remember what I taught you?
00:24:12Help old ladies across the street and don't fart in elevators?
00:24:15No, silly.
00:24:16I mean about how to fly.
00:24:18Oh, it's a piece of cake.
00:24:20Put your left arm here and your right arm there.
00:24:23Flapp them up and down and then you're in the air.
00:24:26You do the super...
00:24:26Okay, okay, never mind.
00:24:28Why don't you go suit up, we'll take a quick lesson, and then we'll go fight the enemy.
00:24:33You got it.
00:24:40It's all coming back to me now, thong girl.
00:24:42I just bend my legs like this and...
00:24:47Maybe we need to work on the glide a little more, Triple B.
00:24:51Oh, I'll never get the hang of it.
00:24:53Oh, sure you will.
00:24:55You remember when you were a little boy and your dad taught you how to ride a bike, and
00:24:59you thought you'd never lose those training wheels.
00:25:01And then one magical day, he let go, and before you knew it, you were pedaling so fast, your
00:25:07little legs ached, and you were gliding down that hill in no time.
00:25:11Andy?
00:25:12I can fly, I can fly, I can fly, I'm flying!
00:25:16Andy!
00:25:16I love that story!
00:25:19Hey, T.G., you were right!
00:25:22It's just like riding a bicycle!
00:25:25Now let's go kick some bad boy butt!
00:25:28No!
00:25:49She ain't gonna show.
00:25:52What?
00:25:53What did you say?
00:25:54I said she ain't gonna show.
00:25:57She'll show, all right.
00:25:59She's too much of a do-gooder not to show.
00:26:02The future of her beloved music city depends on it.
00:26:06She knows I'll blow this little town to smithereens if she crosses me.
00:26:11And just how do you plan on doing that, may I ask?
00:26:14Sally, if you please.
00:26:39Where did you get that?
00:26:42It's left over from Big's plot to take over the world.
00:26:46I've kept it hidden in a safe place, knowing that I would need it again someday.
00:26:52And what are you gonna do with it?
00:26:54Well, I was kind of hoping you would know.
00:26:58How the hell should I know?
00:26:59Well, I thought maybe Big might have showed you the plans for the doomsday bomb.
00:27:05Are you kidding?
00:27:06I was just his hoe.
00:27:09You'd never trust me with information like that.
00:27:13The only thing I was good for was a piece of ass and a good back rub.
00:27:18I was nothing more to him than a high dollar hooker.
00:27:22Really?
00:27:23Really?
00:27:23Maybe you had a good reason yourself to lace his food with MSG.
00:27:27You knew if he kicked the bucket, you could step right in and take over the big empire.
00:27:37You better be glad I need you alive, you little rat-faced bastard.
00:27:40Otherwise, I'd rip you to ribbons right here and now.
00:27:42Okay, okay, I get the point.
00:27:44Everybody, just calm down, all right?
00:27:47We need to try and work on this together.
00:27:52I may have resented the fact that Big was using me.
00:27:56But I must admit, he treated me kind and he gave me everything my heart desired.
00:28:02In his own cold, calculated way, I really think he loved me.
00:28:07A girl kind of dreams of houses and babies and all that normal stuff.
00:28:13I ain't no different than any other woman in that respect.
00:28:17But now that he's gone, I've got a score to settle.
00:28:22And a mighty powerful lust for power.
00:28:26And don't you forget the deal we made once all of this is over.
00:28:29We split the loot 50-50.
00:28:32I'll run this town and you take over the music bits.
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:37And then it's goodbye, Kenny Chesney.
00:28:40Well, that's one thing we have in common.
00:28:43I hate that guy.
00:28:46So what about the bomb?
00:28:49How are you going to use it if you don't know how to build it?
00:28:52I have an ace in the hole.
00:28:55There's only one person in this town that knows how to build that bomb.
00:28:58And how are you going to get him to do it?
00:29:01By acquiring something of value.
00:29:04Something that he treasures.
00:29:07And here it comes now.
00:29:10Boys, let him in.
00:29:23There we go.
00:29:27Easy, big fella.
00:29:28Oh, that's the spot.
00:29:33Welcome, Thorn Girl.
00:29:35Forgive me for not inviting you sooner, but I was, I guess you'd say, detained.
00:29:40You were right where you belong, Chaz, in a steel cage designed especially for animals like you.
00:29:47And that's just where I'm sending you back to.
00:29:50Please, please, Thorn Girl, this is an evening for libation and camaraderie.
00:29:55I invited you here to meet my new business partner.
00:29:59Thorn Girl, meet your worst nightmare.
00:30:03Luanda Capri, alias, the Dark Widow.
00:30:08I believe we've met, Miss Capri.
00:30:12I thought we should meet here on Common Ground while we still had a chance to resolve this little issue.
00:30:19Did you bring the loot, Thorn Girl?
00:30:22No, actually I brought something much better.
00:30:25You remember my crime fighting assistant, Boxer Brief Boy?
00:30:29Of course I do.
00:30:30How could I forget?
00:30:32How are you, little fella?
00:30:34I'm fabulous, which is more than I can say for you when Thorn Girl gets done cleaning your clock.
00:30:40We'll just see about that.
00:30:44Say, what have you got there?
00:30:45We'll have this little old thing.
00:30:47This is a little gift box that I thought might come in handy for the long trip you're about to
00:30:52take.
00:30:53You know, back to the state, Penn.
00:30:55Why, that is so thoughtful of you.
00:30:58Well, let's see.
00:31:00We have some nail clippers.
00:31:02We must always practice personal hygiene wherever our path and life may lead us.
00:31:09And we go, ooh, we got a little nail file.
00:31:12Not for the prison bars, but for those rodent claws of yours.
00:31:16Oh, a book of crossword puzzles, beginner's edition.
00:31:22But don't let that scare you.
00:31:23You can skip over the big words like rat.
00:31:28Oh, and lovely, lovely little fruit cake.
00:31:32Mmm, you can share it with your cellmates.
00:31:35I hear those inmates just love getting a little piece of fruit cake.
00:31:39You are so lucky.
00:31:41I'm jealous.
00:31:43And what prison stint would be complete without a big old heaping help and a KY?
00:31:48Slip, slide in away.
00:31:50Bye-bye, Chaz.
00:31:51Oh, my goodness.
00:31:52And what's this?
00:31:54Why, it's your very own personal can of whoop-ass.
00:31:58Whoop-ass.
00:31:58Whoop-ass.
00:31:59Whoop-ass.
00:32:07Whoop-ass.
00:32:13Whoop-ass.
00:32:14What's this?
00:32:19Your very own personal can of whoop-ass.
00:32:25Whoop-ass.
00:32:35Whoop-whoop-ass.
00:32:37Whoop-ass.
00:32:38Whoop-ass.
00:32:38Whoop-ass.
00:32:40Why, it's your very own personal can of whoop-ass.
00:32:51Whoop-ass.
00:32:53Looking for me, thongirl?
00:32:56Whoop-ass.
00:32:59Whoop-ass.
00:33:06Whoop-ass.
00:33:11.
00:33:25Whoop-ass.
00:33:42you may have superior martial art skills dark widow and a better costume hey whose side are
00:33:48you on sorry tg but you're no match for my new and improved soon to be patented
00:33:55as siren's life
00:34:33Hello, Dweeble here.
00:34:36Why hello there little buddy, remember me?
00:34:40I'm sorry, I don't accept phone calls from telephone solicitors.
00:34:45I'm on the Federal Do Not Call Registry.
00:34:48I am not selling anything, but I do have a deal for you.
00:34:53Who is this?
00:34:55Oh, that really hurts.
00:34:57Don't you remember your old pal, Chaz-A-Roo?
00:35:01You and me, we were partners once.
00:35:03We were never partners.
00:35:05You tricked me into making a bomb and betraying the only woman I ever loved.
00:35:11I hate you, Chaz-Train-Obel.
00:35:14Hey, hey, hey, is that any way to talk to the man who is going to make you immortal?
00:35:20What do you mean?
00:35:22I am offering you the chance to finally see that bomb of yours do what it was meant to do.
00:35:27This is your chance for you to fulfill your destiny.
00:35:59You're a crazy lunatic.
00:36:00Listen to him.
00:36:01He's crazy.
00:36:02Now listen up here, geek boy.
00:36:04If you don't get over here on the double and show me how to finish building this bomb, then
00:36:08I am going to stretch out your little girlfriend until you won't be able to see her when she
00:36:11turns sideways.
00:36:12Don't do it, Dweebs.
00:36:14Have you heard one hair on her head?
00:36:17I'll...
00:36:18You'll what?
00:36:19Just get over here, pronto, or else it's so long, little Miss Thong.
00:36:24I'll be right over.
00:36:33Hello?
00:36:35Excuse me, sir, can you give me your address so I can map quest you?
00:36:40Aw, jeez, just stay put.
00:36:42I'll have Sally come and pick you up.
00:36:45Sure, sure, sure, sure, that would be...
00:36:47Sally, go pick up the nerd boy in the Chasmobile and make it quick.
00:36:52Okay, boss.
00:36:53I like Dweeble.
00:36:55Just get going.
00:36:56Oh, and Sally, by the way, stop by Mayor Boner's office on your way back.
00:37:02He'll have a little package waiting for you.
00:37:06You do it, boss.
00:37:09The mayor is about to prove his loyalty to his number one assistant, D.A.
00:37:23Mayor Richard Boner here.
00:37:26Hello there, Mr. Mayor.
00:37:28Chas Ted Noble here.
00:37:29May I call you Dick Mayor Boner?
00:37:31No, you may not.
00:37:34What do you want?
00:37:36Do me a flavor, Mayor, and go to your computer and type in www.chascam.com and tell me what
00:37:43you see.
00:37:44Oh, Chas Chernobyl, you are a despicable coward.
00:37:49I know you are, but what am I?
00:37:51Just do it, will ya?
00:37:59Chas, the criminal mind never ceases to amaze me.
00:38:06What evil lurks in the shadows of that sick, twisted brain of yours?
00:38:13Things you don't even want to know about.
00:38:16So stop your jabbering and do what I tell ya.
00:38:19I want you to go to the bank and fill a briefcase with ten million in unmarked bills
00:38:24and have it ready in one hour.
00:38:26My assistant will be by to pick it up at ten p.m. sharp.
00:38:30And no tricks, Dick.
00:38:32Or else the bimbo gets it.
00:38:35Who are you calling a bimbo?
00:38:38Not you, the other bimbo.
00:38:40No.
00:38:41I can't possibly gather that much money in one hour.
00:38:48Dark Widow, if you please.
00:38:51With pleasure, Chas.
00:39:05Time for the seventh inning stretch, dough boy.
00:39:09Dough.
00:39:10Dough.
00:39:11Dough.
00:39:12Dough.
00:39:13Dough.
00:39:14Dough.
00:39:15Dough.
00:39:16Dough.
00:39:16Dough.
00:39:16Dough.
00:39:17Dough.
00:39:20Dough.
00:39:21Dough.
00:39:21Dough.
00:39:22Dough.
00:39:25Dough.
00:39:28Oh.
00:39:31What sort of sick, twisted mind would create such an implement of torture?
00:39:38Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:39:41Just wait till I get the big machine operational
00:39:44and then there will be some real hell to pay.
00:39:47So just do what I say and get me the loot.
00:39:50and I'll talk to you again tomorrow.
00:39:53I got more demands for you.
00:39:57Nighty-night.
00:39:58Sleep tight.
00:40:00Don't let the beddy bugs bite.
00:40:09Oh!
00:40:11The humanity!
00:40:24What is taking them so long?
00:40:26They should have been back by now.
00:40:28You'll never succeed in taking over Music City, Chaz.
00:40:31The mayor's probably on the phone right now with the governor
00:40:33to send reinforcements.
00:40:35They'll have you surrounded in no time.
00:40:37We'll just see about that, thong girl.
00:40:42It's about time.
00:40:44What took you so long?
00:40:46Dweeble has the most awesome Pokemon collection, boss.
00:40:49Y'all say, but he even has the original Pikachu.
00:40:52Never mind that.
00:40:53Did you get the loot?
00:40:54Oh, yeah.
00:40:55The mayor had it ready and everything.
00:40:56And he had a message to give you, too.
00:40:58Yeah?
00:40:59What?
00:41:00He says to your mama so fat
00:41:02that when she stands on the scale,
00:41:03it says, to be continued.
00:41:15Mama.
00:41:43Where's my son?
00:41:46I said, we're going to suffer.
00:42:14Boss, boss, you okay?
00:42:18Alright, enough of this yappin'.
00:42:21Are you ready to get to work, geek boy?
00:42:24I won't do it.
00:42:25We'll see about that.
00:42:28Dark Widow!
00:42:42Ticklish boxer brief boy!
00:42:46Oh, I'm gonna tickle in my tights, quit it!
00:42:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:42:52I'm gonna tickle in my tights!
00:42:54Okay, okay, stop. I'll help you build the bomb. Just let her go.
00:42:59I thought you'd see things my way.
00:43:02Sally, put these two in the dungeon till I figure out what to do with them.
00:43:06Okay, boss.
00:43:07And you, Nerdface, get to work on that bomb.
00:43:11Alright.
00:43:12Alright!
00:43:13I think this calls for a little celebration, Dark Widow.
00:43:19Get to it, Einstein. You've got a lot of work to do.
00:43:52Oh, this is another fine mess we've gotten ourselves into, huh, TG?
00:43:57You okay, girl?
00:43:59I think so. How about you?
00:44:02Oh.
00:44:04Everything seems intact.
00:44:06I'm so sorry I got you into this, Triple B.
00:44:09Why, if it weren't for me, you would be back at the salon, cutting the hair of the country music
00:44:14stars.
00:44:14Oh, honey. It's alright. It ain't all it's cracked up to be.
00:44:19Oh, sure. The money's great. And the people are all so interesting.
00:44:26But, oh, they just think I'm their shrink. Oh, going on and on. What if I look like Oprah?
00:44:33They want to tell me who their last fling was, who's sleeping with who.
00:44:37Hey, you want to hear the latest gossip on Kenny Chesney?
00:44:40No, that'll just depress me more.
00:44:42Oh, huh. Psst. Lana, can you hear me? It's Dweebo.
00:44:46Oh, please.
00:44:47I've come to rescue you, Lana.
00:44:50Jazz and the Dark Widow went out to celebrate.
00:44:53They slipped a Mickey into my hot cocoa and they thought that I was passed out.
00:45:00Luckily, I've devised a series of antihistamines for my nasal infections
00:45:04that counteract any invasive substances introduced into my system.
00:45:10It's really quite fascinating. The chemicals mix with the enzymes in my mucus memory that...
00:45:15Dweebo!
00:45:16Yes, Lana?
00:45:17Just get us out of here.
00:45:19Sure, sure, sure. I found an explosives detonator in the lab.
00:45:24And I think the combination of your ass-firing laser and the explosives detonator
00:45:29should be sufficient to blow the crap out of this door.
00:45:32Of course, as you know, the combustion phenomenon of propellants and explosives when mixed together...
00:45:37Dweebo! Dweebo!
00:45:39Dweebo!
00:45:40Yes, Lana?
00:45:42Please. Just get us out of here.
00:45:45Okay, Lana. You'll have to aim it precisely at the right spot on the door in order for it to
00:45:50work.
00:45:51Stand back, everybody. Ass-wains are coming through.
00:45:55Dweebo, stand back. She's gonna blow.
00:45:58Oh!
00:46:09Okay, here we go.
00:46:19I don't know what's wrong.
00:46:20I've never had this happen before.
00:46:23I just can't seem to muster up the energy to use my ass laser.
00:46:28Oh, honey, it's all right. It's all right.
00:46:30It'll all come back to you.
00:46:31Maybe it's just that time of the month.
00:46:33I don't think.
00:46:34I don't know, Triple B.
00:46:36I just feel like I've lost my mojo.
00:46:40Oh, I am so tired.
00:46:44What's happening, Lana?
00:46:46Oh, dweebs, I can't fire my ass laser.
00:46:49Oh, this isn't good.
00:46:51If only we had some kind of nuclear device to trigger the detonator.
00:46:56Um, will this help?
00:47:00Where did you get that?
00:47:02Oh, I saw it laying around the lab. I thought it might come in handy.
00:47:05Good work, Triple B.
00:47:06Okay, put the plutonium rod into the latch and then light it with these matches.
00:47:13Oh, no.
00:47:14Okay, here I go.
00:47:24Now stand back and shield your eyes.
00:47:52Well, that's one way to blow a lot.
00:47:55Let's get out of here for Chaz and Dark Widow return.
00:48:11We're talking about the anatomy of abuse.
00:48:14Her baby was close to me two months ago.
00:48:17She was living with her parents.
00:48:20Assistant D.A. Lana Leonmi.
00:48:22Lana, it's Mayor Boner.
00:48:25I'm afraid we have a real dilemma on our hands.
00:48:29Chaz Chernobyl claims we've gotten the big machine operational.
00:48:33And he and the Dark Widow are demanding unconditional surrender.
00:48:37And then, of course, there is the matter of that nuclear fallout that's covering 2nd Avenue.
00:48:42Have you been in touch with Thong Girl?
00:48:45I'm sorry, Mayor Boner.
00:48:46I haven't been able to reach Thong Girl.
00:48:48She's not answering her thong phone.
00:48:52Give her a message when you see her, won't you?
00:48:55Tell her that Music City has fallen into criminal hands.
00:48:59Only she can save us from the evil clutches of Chaz Chernobyl and the Dark Widow.
00:49:07All right, Mayor.
00:49:08I'll tell her.
00:49:09Goodbye.
00:49:28I've got to go away for a little while, stud muffin.
00:49:32I've got to clear my head.
00:50:00Good day.
00:50:01If you are selling something, I am not interested.
00:50:03Are you the Maharishi Sanjay Gupta Loewenstein?
00:50:05Eh, well, that depends on who is asking and for what purpose.
00:50:10I'm Assistant District Attorney Lana Leonmi, and I need your help.
00:50:14I hear you have incredible healing powers,
00:50:17and you are an expert in all forms of martial arts and weaponry.
00:50:21And I make a mean bloody Mary, too.
00:50:23Then what do you want?
00:50:24Well, I need your spiritual guidance.
00:50:26I seem to have had some kind of physical and mental collapse.
00:50:32I just can't seem to find my mojo.
00:50:34Oh, I would love to help you get your mojo back.
00:50:37Unfortunately, I have a little problem with lawyers.
00:50:40Messy divorce a few years ago.
00:50:43Lost the firm, so to speak.
00:50:44To this day, I blame my ex-wife and her choice to lawyer.
00:50:48Now, good day, ma'am!
00:50:51What is it now?
00:50:52You know, not all lawyers are bad.
00:50:54There are a lot of lawyers out there who do good deeds,
00:50:56and those deeds a lot of times go unnoticed.
00:50:59Tell that to my accountant, Saul Leibowitz.
00:51:02He's been going crazy trying to figure this mess out.
00:51:04That is why I became a holy man.
00:51:07Being a holy man makes a great tax shelter.
00:51:11Now, good day, ma'am!
00:51:14What is it now?
00:51:16They call me...
00:51:18Thong Girl.
00:51:19Girl!
00:51:20Woo!
00:51:21Thong Girl?
00:51:22Well, why didn't you say so?
00:51:24That's a horse of a different color.
00:51:26Come on in!
00:51:44You sure look familiar.
00:51:46Have we met somewhere before?
00:51:48Uh, no.
00:51:50You must have me mistaken for some other five-foot tall Maharishi
00:51:53with fake beard and Jewish accent.
00:51:56Want some coffee?
00:51:57I'll put a nice herbal tea.
00:51:59Uh, no, thank you.
00:52:00No.
00:52:02Thong Girl, I have heard of your plight,
00:52:05and I am willing to help you regain your mojo, as you call it,
00:52:08and defeat all the evildoers of the world
00:52:12who threaten to destroy all the good citizens of Music City, USA.
00:52:16But first, you must give me something in return.
00:52:20Like what?
00:52:21Bring me the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West!
00:52:24What?
00:52:25Sorry, wrong movie.
00:52:26Real change.
00:52:27Ahem.
00:52:28I require the ring.
00:52:31My ring?
00:52:33Why would you want my ring?
00:52:34Do you not recall a mysterious stranger
00:52:37who gave you that ring on a trip to India several years ago?
00:52:41Why, yes.
00:52:42How did you know that?
00:52:43I know a lot of things, my child.
00:52:47It is no coincidence that you are here today.
00:52:50Our paths are predetermined
00:52:52by forces much higher than ourselves.
00:52:56Some call him Allah.
00:52:58Some call him Jesus.
00:52:59Mohammed.
00:53:00Krishna.
00:53:01Some even call him Oprah.
00:53:03Ahem.
00:53:04That ruby ring was given to you as a beacon
00:53:07that ultimately brought you here to me.
00:53:10Will you help me defeat Chaz Chernobyl and the Dark Widow
00:53:14so that Music City can once again
00:53:16be a safe and respectable place
00:53:18for law-abiding citizens?
00:53:20Yes, yes, yes, and so much more.
00:53:23You will live here with a renewed self-confidence
00:53:25and a clearer vision of your place in the world.
00:53:29You will fly higher
00:53:31and fight stronger
00:53:32than you ever imagined.
00:53:35You will take your place
00:53:37among the greatest superheroes of all time
00:53:39and you will acquire powers
00:53:41you never knew you had.
00:53:43Great.
00:53:44When do we get started?
00:53:47There is no time like the present.
00:53:49We will start right now.
00:53:50Hello!
00:53:51Hello!
00:53:51Hello!
00:53:53Hello!
00:53:53Hello!
00:53:54Hello!
00:53:58Hello!
00:54:08Hello!
00:54:10Hello!
00:54:17Hello!
00:54:35Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:54:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:55:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:55:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:56:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:56:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:56:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:56:51oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:56:51oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:56:52oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:56:52oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:56:52oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:56:55haven't met somewhere before. You look awfully familiar. I don't understand what you're saying.
00:56:59I can't hear you. I'm a little different this year. Come along, come along.
00:57:08Hey boys, did you miss me? Huh?
00:57:14You have 113 messages. Message one marked urgent.
00:57:20Lana, this is Mayor Richard Boner. We've got a situation here. Please pick up.
00:57:26Message two marked really urgent. Lana, if you're there, please pick up.
00:57:33Chaz and the Dark Widow have taken over the city. We need Thong Girl.
00:57:38Message 113 marked frantic.
00:57:42Lana, you've got to find Thong Girl. If ever we needed her, it's now.
00:57:51Hi, you've reached Assistant D.A. Lana Leoni. I'm not here right now,
00:57:56but please leave a message at the beep.
00:58:00Lana, Chaz is here. He wants to talk to you. Please pick up. Please.
00:58:06Give me that phone. Listen up, Assistant D.A. Lady.
00:58:09If you and your washed up alter-eagle Thong Girl can hear me, you better get down to the town
00:58:14hall
00:58:15pronto because I'm fixing to eliminate Mayor Bonehead and take over this town.
00:58:20I'm going to count to three. And if you don't pick up, the Mayor gets it. One, two...
00:58:30Oh, thank goodness, Thong Girl. I just about given up on you.
00:58:35Drats, I was hoping you were dead, Thong Girl. Now I guess I'm going to have to finish you off
00:58:41myself.
00:58:43Wait. There's something different about you.
00:58:48Is that a new hairstyle? No.
00:58:51A new cape, perhaps? Uh-uh.
00:58:54I got it. It's the boots. You've got new boots.
00:58:58No, sir. Well, something's different. You look stronger somehow.
00:59:05Have you been working out?
00:59:07Well, I guess you could say that I found my mojo.
00:59:13Well, well. Sally, say hello to Thong Girl's new mojo.
00:59:20Get rid of her.
00:59:22Okay, boss.
00:59:44Just in time for the holidays. Would you like your package gift wrapped?
00:59:49Okay. I don't have time for this.
00:59:52Say hello to my little friend, Thong Girl. It's lights out for you now. I have a city to run.
01:00:10It looks like you could use a little iron in your diet, Chaz.
01:00:17You're finished in this town, Chaz.
01:00:19You're going back to the big house, and this time it's for good.
01:00:24Well done, Thong Girl. Well done.
01:00:36Oh, Lana. I'm so glad to see you. I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused.
01:00:41Oh, that's okay, Dweeves. It's not your fault. Hey, do you know where the Dark Widow is?
01:00:47She's kidnapped Andy and taken over Music Row. She has an office at Warner Brothers,
01:00:52and she's turning all the country music stars into hip-hop artists.
01:00:55I better get over there on the double. You can take it from here, Mr. Mayor.
01:01:00I'm headed over to Music Row to set the record straight, if you know what I mean.
01:01:07Oh, that's a good one, Thong Girl. Good one. Don't you worry.
01:01:13I'll make sure these two villains are taken into custody. God bless you, Thong Girl. God bless you.
01:01:27I've told you, Miss Capri is not taking any calls. Cracker.
01:01:31No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chesney. She specifically told me not to accept any calls from you. Honky.
01:01:39Well, look, if you'd like to leave a number where you can be reached, I'm sure that she...
01:01:44Oh, Kenny, honey, you got to get out of town pronto. This ho is tripping.
01:01:49She's gonna squash your little bony booty. You know what I'm saying, Mac Daddy?
01:01:54I believe I have an appointment with Miss Capri, aka Dark Widow.
01:01:59Oh, Thong Girl, I knew you'd come for me.
01:02:05Mommy, it's been awful since you've been gone.
01:02:09She makes me listen to Snoop Doggy doo-doo records all day long, and I can hardly walk from all
01:02:14this bling.
01:02:18And every time I try to escape, she turns up the juice on this here electric collar.
01:02:23Thong Girl, she's turned all the country music stars into hippity hop artists.
01:02:27Why, right now, she's in there doing a number on poor old Willie Nelson. What are we gonna do, Thong
01:02:34Girl?
01:02:34I think it's time for the Dark Widow to face the music. Do you still have your superhero costume?
01:02:40You know I do.
01:02:42Okay, follow me, Triple B.
01:02:48No, no, no. If I told you once, I told you a million times. It's not way down yonder. It's
01:02:55off in the hood. Now do it again.
01:02:59Lewanda, I'm not sure I can say this stuff. I come from a good Christian family.
01:03:05Oh, you'll do what I say, or I'll make sure you'll never see another ounce of that little wacky tobacco
01:03:10that you like so much.
01:03:11It's for my glaucoma. I swear.
01:03:14Yeah, right.
01:03:15Now do it again, and this time with more soul.
01:03:18Hey Lewanda, remember me? You know, I do a little music myself. In fact, here's one of my biggest hits.
01:03:29You've gotten much stronger since the last time we met, Thong Girl.
01:03:32I found my mojo.
01:03:34Well, let's see how your mojo does up against my Motown.
01:03:37I'm about to reap some sweet satisfaction on your ass.
01:03:40No, no, no. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Thong Girl, I'll handle this one.
01:03:44You're gonna have to go through me, sister.
01:03:47You're becoming quite a nuisance, little man.
01:03:50As a matter of fact, you make a terrible cup of coffee.
01:03:52Whatever.
01:03:52Why don't you try some of my juice?
01:03:55Bring it on.
01:03:58I'm not a gay boy.
01:04:00You look ducked.
01:04:05Great gosh almighty, I was free at last.
01:04:08Lord, I was free at last.
01:04:10Come on, Thong Girl, let's tag team this B.I.
01:04:13Take a hike, Nelson. You've just been released from your contract.
01:04:16Seems I'm not dressed appropriately for this occasion.
01:04:19Excuse me while I change into something more comfortable.
01:04:31Over here, Thong Girl.
01:04:40Let's jam.
01:04:58You got it.
01:05:00After that.
01:05:27So, you're gonna be going to make sure you grow up.
01:05:44You're much better than I gave you credit for, Thong Girl.
01:05:47But with all your enhanced powers, you're still no match for the big machine.
01:05:53You see, while you were away, your little boyfriend, Dweevil, developed a much more
01:05:57powerful bomb with a high-powered fail-safe device that can only be disarmed by yours truly.
01:06:03And with one hit of this button, this missile's going to be on to its intended target.
01:06:07And that would be...
01:06:09Don't tell me. Let me guess. Brentwoodville, ground zero.
01:06:14Kenny Chesney's house.
01:06:15Except this time, there ain't no stopping it.
01:06:18Lawanda, you don't have to do this. There's still hope for you.
01:06:22I have some friends in the music biz, and I could pull some strings
01:06:26and get you a deal with one of the big labels in town.
01:06:29Well, you could be a country music star.
01:06:31Nice try, Thong Girl. But I got bigger plans.
01:06:36Goodbye, Music City!
01:06:37Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:06:57Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:07:05Oh
01:07:36Hello?
01:07:37Dweebs, it's me, Lana.
01:07:39Hi Lana, are you alright?
01:07:41Lawanda has activated the big machine. Can you disable the missile?
01:07:45I'm sorry Lana. Once the missile is launched, only she can stop it.
01:07:49I was afraid of that. Unless...
01:07:52Unless what? Unless the detonating device on the missile meets a heat source
01:07:57ten times greater than the missile itself. How much heat would that take?
01:08:01I'm afraid there's no such heat source known to man.
01:08:05No? Well how about a woman? A woman with a new and improved
01:08:09soon to be patented ass firing laser. Well,
01:08:13I suppose that could do it. Do you know anyone like that?
01:08:17Me, you goofball. Gotta go. Oh sure, sure. Be careful, Lana.
01:08:23Time to show me what you got, Triple B.
01:08:26Let's do it!
01:08:32Hey TG, I got the strangest feeling of deja vu right now.
01:08:37I know what you mean, Triple B.
01:08:39Seems like we've been in this situation before.
01:08:41Only this time, the bomb is much more powerful.
01:08:44It's gonna take my full blown, new and improved ass laser to detonate this baby.
01:08:49Look TG, there it is! And it's headed straight for Brentwoodville.
01:08:53Okay, hold on little buddy.
01:08:55I'm charging her up.
01:08:57Ooh!
01:09:02Yay! You did it! You did it!
01:09:05Correction, we did it.
01:09:20And in recognition of your daring and selfless actions in the face of disaster, boxer brief boy, I present you
01:09:28the Distinguished Medal of Honor.
01:09:33And your very own key to the city, which also happens to open the front door of country music star
01:09:40Keith Urban's home.
01:09:42Oh, he's such a hottie, okay!
01:09:46And to you, Thong Girl, I present the award that's most coveted by every citizen of Music City, your very
01:09:53own CMA Award.
01:09:56Oh, great.
01:09:57What did you say, Thong Girl?
01:09:59Oh, I said, how great!
01:10:09Paul Triple B, another job well done.
01:10:13We've saved the city from Chaz and the Dark Widow.
01:10:16And once again, the world is safe for all law-abiding citizens and hat-wearing country music stars.
01:10:22Yeah!
01:10:23Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
01:10:25You know it, girl! Let's go shopping!
01:10:40You know it, girl!
01:10:41Ha ha ha!
01:10:44Yeah, who cares?
01:10:47You know, you know it!
01:10:52You know it, you know it!
01:10:53It's your purpose.
01:10:56justice in this world
01:10:59She said to get
01:11:00bad boys and girls
01:11:04So if you're on the
01:11:06dark side
01:11:07And to break somebody's
01:11:11dreams
01:11:11You'll have to face her laser
01:11:14fears
01:11:17Dog girl
01:11:20Oh dog girl
01:11:22Dog girl
01:11:27Oh dog girl
01:11:32If you do wrong
01:11:34You'll answer to the
01:11:36wrong
01:11:44No matter where you come
01:11:46from
01:11:47New York, Nashville or
01:11:50Ireland
01:11:51You'll have to face her laser
01:11:56Thong girl
01:11:58Oh dog girl
01:12:02Thong girl
01:12:06Oh dog girl
01:12:12In a messed up world
01:12:16We need a girl
01:12:19We need a girl
01:12:20If we make it brighter day
01:12:32Thong girl
01:12:35Thong girl
01:12:37Oh dog girl
01:12:38Thong girl
01:12:42Thong girl
01:12:44Oh dog girl
01:12:47If you do wrong
01:12:50You'll answer to the
01:12:52Thong
01:12:54Thong girl
01:12:58Thong girl
01:13:00Oh dog girl
01:13:03Oh dog girl
01:13:04Oh dog girl
01:13:12In the
01:13:13Yeah
01:13:13Oh dog
01:13:14You
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