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00:06You
00:07Lindy Littlejohn accused of plagiarizing her short story by the author's own daughter. She stole it from one of her
00:13students. She's a liar
00:15You'll regret it. I am her literal regret. I dream of a life without a daughter sucking up the tea
00:20of inspiration
00:21Mom hates me. The Pulitzer committee is meeting and there's talk of rescinding your award. Why am I without it?
00:27A former client. Eight packs of toilet paper. Hundreds. I'm this fucking lab rat. You're having an affair with my
00:33physicist
00:40Richard, have I killed a man?
00:43You're alive. Les has 30 days to solve the formula or he's fired and the tech reverts to Hilton
00:49Another fucking lie. I need space from you. Fucking Les. Oh fuck. You can't solve the formula
00:57And I plan to make the next 21 days of your life be living hell
01:02No
01:22You're stuck in a bad dream
01:24They both are
01:26You're stuck in a bad dream
01:27Les, wake up
01:33Lindy
01:35You're you
01:36I'm me
01:38Is it over?
01:39It is for me
01:41What happened?
01:42I lost my Pulitzer
01:43I was outed as a plagiarist by our daughter
01:48Oh
01:49She's so clever and bright
01:53Oh
01:54Loathes me
01:55But not you
01:56I'm sorry
01:58I would be devastated if she loathed me
02:00It's alright, really
02:02I am a fraud
02:04One book
02:06I'm relieved
02:07That was your prize
02:10Now that I've solved the formula, I'm gonna get mine
02:13Oh, you're confused
02:15You didn't solve anything
02:17You're never going to get your prize
02:20You're a fraud, too
02:22And I need you to respect me, Lindy
02:24I can't be alone
02:25You are alone
02:27But you're here
02:29Am I?
02:32Wake up
02:33Wake up
02:41Lindy?
02:45I'm still here, Les
02:49No, you're not
02:51I'm dreaming
02:54No
02:56This is real
02:58I'm right here
03:05Dean
03:07Where are you?
03:14Dean
03:15Where are you?
03:36Guilt won't let you sleep.
03:38You're the one who should be feeling guilty!
03:41Me.
03:43Yes!
03:44Richard.
03:46Dolores.
03:48I can't do this.
03:52I found you.
03:54You sadist.
03:58Ha ha ha!
04:05Shit.
04:10Dr. Carmichael says...
04:11Oh, fuck that bitch!
04:12Fuck you!
04:14Les, that is a red light reaction.
04:16You're in my head!
04:17You're in my head!
04:18You're in my head!
04:18You're in my head!
04:19Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:20Oh, God!
04:21Dr. Carmichael says we can't be afraid to expose our naked selves,
04:25even if it makes us feel vulnerable and scared.
04:41We're going God mode.
04:46Connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect.
04:49You have no power!
04:51If you have no power!
04:53Don't you dare touch that circuit breaker, Les.
04:56I will crush you.
05:00I touch what I want to touch!
05:02I exist without restraint!
05:04You live in darkness.
05:07Full fucking throttle.
05:10You will tremble to think of all the things I can do while you sleep.
05:17Sun's out!
05:18Fun's out!
05:19Oh.
05:26Fuck this!
05:27I'm checking into the courtyard Marriott!
05:29If you don't come home, I will report myself a missing person.
05:33You wouldn't!
05:35I would.
05:36I will gone girl myself.
05:38How are you going to explain your actions to the police?
05:41You monster!
05:42I'm your monster, Dr. Frankenfuck.
05:54My bad.
06:03Enough to wipe your ass for 192 days.
06:08Trust me.
06:11You're my prisoner now.
06:27Hello!
06:30Hello!
06:31Hi, Martin.
06:31Hi.
06:32Yes.
06:33Are you sleeping?
06:34Your eyes are open.
06:35No, I was resting.
06:36It's been a long, um, long life.
06:39Are you able to receive information?
06:41Because we've got a problem.
06:43What is the problem?
06:45The problem is that Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
06:51He was so impressed with your little party trick.
06:54So is Dr. Schofhausen.
06:55I'm going to get the Nobel Prize in Sweden.
06:58Uh, the king.
07:00Listen, buddy.
07:02Unless you can figure out the formula.
07:05There is no Nobel.
07:07No, there is no lab.
07:09There is no you.
07:10There is no me.
07:11There is fraud.
07:14There is a lawsuit.
07:17There is maximum security prison.
07:22And Hilton's smug face.
07:24I can sleep in prison.
07:25Why are you like this?
07:28Lindy.
07:29Is this about the scandal?
07:31Because I have a lot of conflicting Lindy information.
07:34She is conflict.
07:36She's, yeah.
07:37I need a minute.
07:38Take 20.
07:39Take 30.
07:40But make it fast.
07:42Because if you can't figure this out,
07:44we are dead.
07:46Dead.
07:48In the holy water.
08:01You've elected to try something new.
08:04You've decided to take control of your anger and rage.
08:08Surprise yourself and those around you by finding an alternative to lashing out and emotionally
08:15baiting your loved ones by channeling inner peace and reconnecting with your better self.
08:23You're in there somewhere.
08:28Oh, yeah.
08:29Oh, yes.
08:30It's him.
08:30Hello.
08:31Hi.
08:31Hi.
08:32I thought you hated me.
08:32I do.
08:33Turn on the Today Show.
08:35Oh, fuck.
08:36Why?
08:36What this fucking nightmare?
08:38Who's going to put both of us on the fucking ground?
08:40What the fuck now?
08:41Jackie.
08:42No.
08:43Jenna.
08:44No.
08:44I have to go.
08:45No, no, no.
08:47Any idea what she's going to say?
08:49Nope.
08:51Her move.
08:58Ugh.
09:04I know you hate me.
09:06But I hate me more.
09:08Get up.
09:08Let me die.
09:09I totally want to, but...
09:12What the fuck now?
09:13Jackie.
09:16Yeah?
09:17Jenna.
09:22Oh, fuck yeah!
09:24Jackie, welcome.
09:26What a whirlwind.
09:27Jenna, what an honor to be here.
09:30I mean, I'm such a fan.
09:32I love how you love books as much as I do.
09:35Jenna, let me begin by saying Professor Littlejohn is my hero.
09:40My Rainbow Star So Black changed my life.
09:43It's as if she saw into my soul.
09:47Well, now there are questions about the authenticity of that novel, too.
09:51Okay, which is some bullshit.
09:52And I cannot believe that.
09:53Please, Jackie, help me.
09:54Help me, help me, Jackie.
09:55Please, please.
09:55Professor Littlejohn is the reason I wanted to become a writer.
09:58And she's a paragon of inspiration.
10:01To think that Professor Littlejohn would be capable of plagiarism is...
10:07It's heartbreaking.
10:09I mean, being in this position is my worst nightmare realized.
10:15Jesus.
10:17She's good.
10:18She's good.
10:18Untitled On Purpose is a captivating and entertaining read.
10:22The question everyone is asking is, who wrote it?
10:26Professor Littlejohn, if you're watching, and I sure hope you are, I have no choice but
10:32to tell the truth.
10:34Ha-ha.
10:38Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled On Purpose.
10:41Yes.
10:42Why?
10:43What?
10:44Yes, Bob.
10:46I'm merely a humble graduate student who ain't...
10:50Oh, God.
10:52Your publisher better have deep fucking pockets.
10:55Well played, Hal.
10:57Well fucking played.
10:59A nice touch sending into Montana, too.
11:01Keeps her folksy.
11:02I am no Professor Littlejohn.
11:04Teach me everything you know.
11:06It saddens me.
11:07She's lying!
11:10You don't know me, Jackie Baldwin!
11:15I am not lying!
11:17She is lying about the lying!
11:20Your mom's fans are fucking toxic.
11:23Yeah.
11:23Everybody hates me.
11:24The chiclet hash takers are strapping on their heels for battle.
11:27But they loved me yesterday.
11:39Richard, do I have thoughts today?
11:42Um...
11:43Richard's not here.
11:44Oh, yes.
11:45You're right.
11:45He's dead.
11:47No, I think he's just in Collinsville.
11:50Is that Shakespearean for heaven?
11:52It's a suburb.
11:54Oh, lovely.
11:58Bob, explain what I should implement.
12:02Uh...
12:04You're not Bob.
12:06I'm Bob.
12:07There's something different about you.
12:09I'm Bob the new explainer.
12:11Janet?
12:12What's happening?
12:13Where's Bob Bob?
12:14Bob is not here.
12:16No explanation.
12:18What's going on?
12:19Um...
12:19He seems so off.
12:21Les.
12:22Come.
12:30There's a new Bob.
12:31That's right.
12:32The other Bob spoke to a journalist.
12:33You do not do that.
12:34You know the protocol.
12:36Let's reset.
12:37Tell me what you see.
12:40Better yet, tell me what you don't see.
12:50Karen.
12:54Follow the curve.
12:57Continue the curve.
12:59Continue the curve.
13:10We need a curve.
13:12Uh...
13:13I don't know what kind of curve.
13:15But...
13:15Not a straight line.
13:19A curve.
13:22To infinity.
13:24If the corn stabilizes for three minutes,
13:27we'll have reached limitless stabilization.
13:33And the math?
13:37Dr. Littlejohn?
13:40Well, the equation.
13:43The curve.
13:46Um...
13:53We have 24 hours.
13:55You can do this.
13:56You need to sleep.
13:59You're welcome to stay at my place.
14:01In my guest room.
14:03The mattress is Tempur-Pedic.
14:04Medium firm.
14:07I'm here for you, Les.
14:09I am wherever you need me to be.
14:12For work.
14:13Or...
14:14Anything.
14:15Other than work.
14:17Too.
14:21I can't.
14:23My wife is expecting me.
14:25I see.
14:26I understand.
14:29Then go home.
14:31But do whatever you have to do.
14:33To rest.
14:35And think.
14:37Defend your mental space.
14:40Defend my mental space.
14:42Get.
14:44Creative.
14:50So, is that it?
14:52Is it over?
14:53You're welcome.
14:54What happened?
14:56Hell.
14:57I have been through hell.
14:58You have no idea.
15:00No, you have no idea.
15:02So, my Pulitzer?
15:04You get to keep it.
15:06And my editor?
15:08Still on the roster.
15:12And my best friend?
15:18Weightlisted.
15:19Ish.
15:20Fair.
15:20I deserve an ish.
15:22I'm just relieved not to be dropped.
15:25So, everybody wins.
15:27Right?
15:28You?
15:29Me?
15:30Jackie Baldwin, I'm assuming.
15:33Right to have the money calls, yes.
15:34But...
15:35Worth it, I think.
15:36Oh, you're welcome.
15:38Too soon.
15:38Fair.
15:39Fair.
15:40Yes.
15:41Um...
15:42Listen, there is one casualty.
15:45Someone's gotta take the fall.
15:48Oh.
15:48Fuck.
15:51Lulu.
15:53Hashtag St. Lulu de Lulu.
15:56Is it bad, bad?
15:58She's tough.
16:00And it's the internet, so...
16:03Tomorrow, it'll be someone else's something else.
16:06Jackie's on and not the foxy one.
16:09I gotta run.
16:10Congrats, I think.
16:13They...
16:22We are not gonna be in the...
16:24You never know what the...
16:25All the possible way,
16:42...You never know what I'm doing.
16:47You're old. Text me.
16:48Of course.
17:09It's your mom.
17:10She says, Lulu, please come home.
17:12Delete it.
17:13No.
17:13Yes.
17:14No.
17:15You should go home.
17:17Talk to her.
17:20She had her student lie so that I could be crushed on social media and she could keep
17:26her precious fucking award.
17:27That is all she cares about.
17:29You don't know she actually did that.
17:30I have proof that she stole that story.
17:33I will not let her get away with this.
17:35What are you gonna do?
17:35Make another TikTok?
17:37Maybe I should.
17:38Or go on the Today Show.
17:40You're just looking for more drama.
17:41You're like a drama junkie.
17:43So is she.
17:44Finally.
17:46Now you see my point?
17:48She reached out.
17:50She wants to see you.
17:53She is breaking a pattern and so should you.
18:04And we will be talking about shirtless Mike later.
18:12You fellows have traveled a great distance following a northern star, gifts in hand and your faith
18:19was rewarded, right?
18:20And in my own way I have traveled a great distance following my heart's north star only to be rejected
18:28and tortured and traumatized and I'm losing my faith.
18:35I'm losing my faith in faith.
18:41I'm in dire need of some kind of sign, a reason, a purpose, a direction.
19:01Your existence is complicated but I thank you anyway.
19:09Well, you've restored my faith.
19:11In what?
19:13In life.
19:15Hi.
19:16Hi.
19:17I know you're on a mini-science sabbatical caring for a loved one right now and I hate to bother
19:23you but...
19:24Janet, you were never a bother.
19:28I'm glad.
19:29What's going on?
19:31Um, less is not good.
19:35Oh, I know.
19:36You know?
19:37I, well, you know, we work together so closely that it's like a twin flame thing.
19:43I can feel it even if I can't see it in, in person.
19:48Uh, thing is, we need him good.
19:52Like, great.
19:54He's too exhausted to string a coherent sentence together and the investor presentation is tomorrow.
19:59Wait.
20:01Tomorrow?
20:02Yeah.
20:03Hilton's whim.
20:04Oh.
20:05So, how can I be helpful?
20:06Uh, I wish you could talk to him.
20:09Get him back on track.
20:11Um, I mean, he thinks you're in, like, heaven?
20:17I'm nearby.
20:21Johnny, you need the port list.
20:23Johnny, bring back the port list.
20:26Oh, great choice.
20:44Yeah.
20:45That's my favorite.
20:46Would it get through a bedroom door easily?
20:50Like a hot knife through butter.
20:53Yes, please.
20:55Question.
20:57Chuck, if you had a very clever, determined, angry mouse that was keeping you up all night, driving you fucking
21:05insane...
21:05I hate mice.
21:06What would you use to slow her down?
21:08Let me ask you this.
21:10Are you looking for something humane or inhumane?
21:19Let me show you both options.
21:20Yes, please.
21:25I'll wait to hear from you, with, um, bells on.
21:29Fare thee well.
21:35Oh, um, um, I was on a personal call.
21:42I apologize.
21:43I cannot lie.
21:45Why do you look like that?
21:46Nervous?
21:47Glowing.
21:49When you hung up with whoever you were speaking to, you smiled.
21:52And glowed.
21:53Am I in trouble?
21:55Not yet.
21:55I'm curious.
21:57I was talking to, um, someone special.
22:01You're in a relationship.
22:03No, no, no.
22:04The someone special already has a someone special.
22:09Am I fired?
22:11Isn't it anti-feminist to be considered the other woman?
22:13I'm sorry?
22:14Your Instagram account.
22:16Janet Colgate.
22:18Physicist.
22:19Feminist.
22:21Celiac.
22:22You're on Instagram?
22:23In a way.
22:24I lurk.
22:24I research.
22:26Everyone.
22:28Janet.
22:32You're the other woman.
22:33Oh, I don't think I have that status yet.
22:38Same.
22:39Hmm.
22:44Mom, I'm here.
22:45Let's talk.
22:48Mom?
22:49I'm in here.
22:52Where?
22:53In the kitchen.
22:57Mom, where?
22:59On the island.
23:01The what?
23:03Okay, this is fucking stupid.
23:05By the salt and pepper.
23:16It's me.
23:18Uh, I'm tiny.
23:19And I know it's a shock.
23:21Just try not to...
23:22You're tiny?
23:25Scream.
23:26Okay, but before we continue, let's crash course in volume control.
23:31You're going to lean into a whisper.
23:33I'll lean into a shout.
23:35We'll meet in the middle.
23:36Are you real?
23:40Yeah.
23:41I am real.
23:43Holy fuck.
23:44Holy fuck.
23:45Dad did this.
23:47The dollhouse.
23:48The crying.
23:50The Today Show.
23:52Grandma!
23:53Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
23:55Quieter.
23:56Sorry.
23:57It's okay.
24:01How did this happen?
24:04It was an accident.
24:07An accident.
24:08Your dad and I are working through some issues.
24:12I am working through some issues.
24:14It's why I reached out.
24:17Lulu.
24:20God, those comments online just broke my heart.
24:24You don't deserve...
24:25It's...
24:26It's...
24:26I'm...
24:27No, God.
24:28I fucked up!
24:31Why are you crying?
24:33I don't know.
24:34I don't know.
24:35Because I'm so fucking mad at you.
24:39I hated you.
24:42You lied.
24:43That Jackie Baldwin bitch lied.
24:44Okay.
24:45Okay.
24:45I'm sorry.
24:46I don't know how to whisper cry.
24:47And I can't even fucking yell.
24:49No, it's okay.
24:50You should yell.
24:51You should be mad.
24:53Don't tell me that I should be mad when I should be mad.
24:56And now I can't be mad.
25:01Because you're just so small.
25:05And I feel so bad.
25:09Come here.
25:13Come.
25:17Closer.
25:20Closer.
25:24Don't look up my nose.
25:27I won't.
25:29This is so weird.
25:36I know.
25:38Our family's weird now.
25:46So, um...
25:48Are you okay?
25:50Well, I'm branded dog shit, but I'm okay.
25:54This is all my fault.
25:56I'm not a great mom.
25:58I want to be.
26:00I need to try harder.
26:03I can start right now.
26:04Where to start?
26:05Okay.
26:06Um...
26:07I wrote a book.
26:09Whoa.
26:09We're going back 20 years?
26:11How long is the story?
26:12Short.
26:13And with a point.
26:14We'll see.
26:16I wrote a book.
26:17I got rewarded.
26:18I felt like a fraud.
26:20That's my first book.
26:22But then I had this prize.
26:23And that...
26:25basically became my identity.
26:27So, bullshit on bullshit.
26:29Bullshit on bullshit.
26:30And, uh, well, then...
26:34Then you came along.
26:35And I could focus on you.
26:39Not me.
26:40So, bullshit me.
26:42She kind of got left behind.
26:45Which I loved.
26:46And then you grew up.
26:49And we grew apart.
26:51And bullshit me kind of showed back up.
26:56I think...
26:57I resented you resenting me.
27:00But that is not being a good parent.
27:03That is being...
27:04A petulant child.
27:06Yeah.
27:07You were hurting.
27:08I didn't know why.
27:10But I should have asked.
27:15I should have listened.
27:20Okay.
27:21Well, a few edits maybe.
27:23But your story did have a point.
27:25So, I'm listening now.
27:28And I have really good hearing.
27:30It's a benefit of being this tiny.
27:35I hate science.
27:37You do?
27:38Dad's gonna lose his fucking brain.
27:40Oh, I mean...
27:41I flunked out of school.
27:43So, go ahead.
27:45Freak out.
27:45You did?
27:46Yeah.
27:47By design.
27:48I mean...
27:49Okay.
27:49How?
27:51It was harder than I expected.
27:53I bet.
27:56I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
28:00I dropped a TikTok outing my mom as a plagiarist.
28:05I burned down your dollhouse.
28:07What?
28:08Yeah.
28:09It felt great.
28:11I deleted darling daughter.
28:14Wait, that was you?
28:16Yeah, I was 11.
28:17You should really change your password.
28:21Wait.
28:26Oh, my God.
28:29You read that?
28:32Yeah, it's okay.
28:33I know you didn't want me.
28:34I get it.
28:37Lulu.
28:38I was channeling Grandma Diane, my mom, thinking about me.
28:46Really?
28:47Of course.
28:48Oh, my God.
28:49I've never regretted having you.
28:53But the resentment.
28:54No, that was later and different.
28:57God, no.
29:00Makes sense.
29:02Does it?
29:04Yeah, actually.
29:05I read your book.
29:07I can definitely see the Grandma Diane connection.
29:10God, it breaks my heart that you thought I didn't...
29:15That you grew up thinking that I didn't want you?
29:19Oh, my God.
29:20I'm so sorry.
29:23Oh, sweet girl.
29:25I'm so sorry.
29:26I suck.
29:28Oh, I suck.
29:29I fucking suck.
29:31I suck, too.
29:32That's also my fault.
29:34And Dad's.
29:36We all suck.
29:37Which sucks.
29:41Oh.
29:46You read my book.
29:49You want me to tell you it's good?
29:53No.
29:53It's okay.
29:56I'll take it.
29:58So, do you have to tell Dad I flunked out?
30:01Like a UFP or United Family, whatever it is?
30:06UPS.
30:07United Parental Front.
30:08No, fuck it.
30:21I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow and, like, make a case or whatever.
30:26Tell them why they shouldn't kick me out of school.
30:30What are you going to say?
30:32We could...
30:33We could practice it.
30:34No.
30:35Don't get all mom about it.
30:39Okay.
30:44Hey, Lulu.
30:45What's going on?
30:48Dad.
30:55I can explain.
30:56Les, don't worry.
30:59I already explained.
31:01What did she tell you?
31:03A lot.
31:05She's a liar.
31:06You're the liar, Dad.
31:08Well, uh, what?
31:10The dollhouse?
31:11Grandma?
31:12Mom left us?
31:14You let me think she was having an emotional breakdown.
31:17No.
31:18What the fuck?
31:18No, no, no.
31:19Lulu.
31:19You've never lied to me before.
31:23What did you tell her?
31:25Whatever I want.
31:26I'm her mother.
31:27She needed me.
31:28Since when?
31:28You had no right to talk to her.
31:31Dad.
31:31No.
31:32No, no, no.
31:32We discussed this.
31:34U-P-F.
31:35U-P-F.
31:36We said that telling you would traumatize you and we were going to tell you together.
31:39That's the U in U-P-F.
31:41Someone had to be the P.
31:43Well, here's the F.
31:44Fuck you.
31:45Fuck you.
31:46Fuck you.
31:47Fuck you.
31:48Fuck you.
31:49Fuck you.
31:50Why?
31:56Shit.
31:58We are horrible.
32:01The worst.
32:03Makes me sick to make her sick.
32:06Yeah, me too.
32:07We need to get our shit together.
32:10Jesus.
32:12Look at us.
32:14Look at me.
32:16I know.
32:16I know.
32:17Okay, look.
32:25I'm so sorry, Lulu.
32:28This is us, not you.
32:30It's never you.
32:31Never you.
32:32I think I'm empty.
32:41This is so fucked.
32:43Our family is fucked.
32:48You're standing on the sink.
32:50Yeah.
32:51But, uh, this is our new reality.
32:55We're fucked up family like everybody else, you know?
32:59Sort of.
32:59Until we're not, I can fix this.
33:02Can you, Dad?
33:05Yes.
33:07Don't you believe me?
33:12I believe you, you know, and you're brilliant, frustratingly so.
33:17I've always believed in you.
33:19Always.
33:23Okay, so, like, what do we do now?
33:26We live.
33:27Uh, Dad and I are gonna work things out.
33:30Well, you're gonna go back to school tonight.
33:34And, um, then we'll all go skiing over President's Day weekend or something.
33:38I don't know.
33:39But we're gonna be okay.
33:41We're going to be okay.
33:43Right?
33:44Yes.
33:45Absolutely.
33:47Yes.
33:52Is it bad that I kind of want to see Mom on tiny skis?
34:01Hey.
34:02You know I love you, kiddo.
34:06Yeah, I know.
34:18She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
34:21I think she did.
34:22She did not.
34:23You know she did not.
34:25Okay, this is a lot for her to process.
34:27I've lost her love.
34:30Okay, now you're being dramatic.
34:32Dramatic?
34:35She fucking adored me, and now she can barely look at me.
34:39Yeah, it stings, but...
34:41No, no, no, it's fine.
34:42It's okay.
34:42I understand.
34:43I know.
34:44I know that you love this.
34:45You love it.
34:46Love what?
34:47You want me to be Hurricane Les, don't you?
34:51Well, bravo.
34:53This is your fucking guilt talking.
34:56That's what this is.
34:57You just, you took my daughter away from me.
35:01Your daughter?
35:02Yeah, that was your plan.
35:04This was my plan.
35:05I was her hero, and now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
35:09I told her it was an accident.
35:11You want me to play her the voice note, huh?
35:13Oh, I'm sure you painted a very pretty picture of yours.
35:17Did you tell her about Richard?
35:19Did you tell her about Richard?
35:20His blood is on your hands, Lindy.
35:23Really?
35:24My tiny, innocent, shrunken-on-purpose hands?
35:28Maybe you deserve to be her mad scientist, shithead dad who shrunk her mom.
35:35Every dad disappoints eventually.
35:36It's finally your fucking turn.
35:45You ruined Lola.
35:47And you make me sick.
35:52What the fuck are you doing?
35:59It would be so easy just to let go.
36:02I've seen your balls last.
36:04They aren't big enough.
36:06Oh, it's been a while.
36:12Maybe you've forgotten how big they are.
36:15Put me down!
36:16Oh, you motherfucker!
36:28You're dead!
36:30Sure, why not?
36:39Fuck.
36:40What the fuck?
36:47What the fuck?
37:34You were a good and loyal friend.
37:39I'm going to miss you, Dolores.
37:42And I'm sorry it ended this way.
37:47I'm sorry, too, Dolores.
37:52Your eyes do not deceive you.
37:54I am not a ghost.
37:56I am very much alive.
37:59Richard!
38:02I'm so relieved.
38:03You are no more a murderer than I am an adulterer.
38:08I was hoodwinked into an uncompromising position,
38:11but I want to put your mind at ease.
38:15Nothing happened below the belt.
38:17Well, the belt was off, Richard.
38:20All part of the charade.
38:24I never meant to hurt you.
38:26Yes, you did.
38:28However, I know you never meant to vanquish me,
38:31which you did not.
38:35Call it even?
38:36Even Steven.
38:43I have a science thought, if I may be so bold.
38:45Please.
38:47So, given my recent firsthand experiences,
38:51I've been thinking about the quantum harmonic oscillator.
38:54What if its potential energy is akin to the mass on a spring?
38:57As in, uh, V of X equals one-half KX squared.
39:01Where K is the spring constant, and X is the displacement.
39:05I mean, that's a, that's, that's a parabolic curve.
39:10I mean, that could work.
39:15I've missed this.
39:17Me too.
39:17I will say Janet's been good.
39:19Very good.
39:20Um, but I haven't, I've missed, uh, I've missed the, uh...
39:23You don't need to say it.
39:25I know.
39:25Richard, I, you, missed you.
39:29I do owe you an apology.
39:32I was a fool for love.
39:37I keep wondering,
39:40was I driven by love,
39:42or the tragedy of love?
39:44You know, I can't believe you miniaturized yourself for her.
39:48Oh, you would have done the same
39:49if you weren't needed to solve the formula.
39:53Oh, no, Richard, never crossed my mind.
39:57No, we've reached a new low.
40:00May I ask why?
40:04Because I know her.
40:07I really fucking know her.
40:11Not worth it.
40:14Then you know she's coming for you.
40:16Oh, I do.
40:19But I can't fucking wait.
40:23Love, love will tear the power again.
40:29Love, love will tear the power again.
41:02Love, love will tear the power again.
41:05Love, love will tear the power again.
41:09Love, love will tear the power again.
41:16Love, love will tear the power again.
41:17Love, love will tear the power again.
41:21Love, love will tear the power again.
41:33Love, love will tear the power again.
41:33Love, love will tear the power again.
41:34Love, love will tear the power again.
41:34Love, love will tear the power again.
41:35Love, love will tear the power again.
41:37Love, love to tear the power again.
41:40Love, love to tear the power again.
41:42Love, love to tear the power again.
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