00:00My mother is very excited that I'm having a child.
00:02Well, you know, my wife is having a child.
00:05I'm just, I'm just kind of hanging out.
00:07But anyway, my mom is very excited that a kid is joining our lives,
00:10but she shows it in her way.
00:12You know, she, she kind of shows it like this.
00:14Was my grandchild born yet?
00:16Did I miss it?
00:16You don't think I would have told you if your granddaughter had been born?
00:20You didn't tell me anything you were up to in high school.
00:22Secretive, secretaria, wait, that means secretary.
00:26You know what I mean, secrets.
00:28Okay, maybe I was a secretive secretary in high school,
00:30but I'm an adult now.
00:32Can you let it go?
00:33Are you sure?
00:33I thought you were like 15 max.
00:35You're my mother.
00:37Si, but you have such a youthful face,
00:39like a cherub or like a precious moment figurine.
00:42Not sexy, no.
00:43Thanks.
00:44You look like Ralph Macchio in Karate Kid.
00:47You know Ralph?
00:48What was the original point of this conversation?
00:51So no grandkid yet?
00:52No, my wife is still super pregnant.
00:54Do any minute now.
00:55Could you tell her to hurry up for me?
00:57I have tickets.
00:58You have tickets for what?
01:00Magical Michael in Vegas?
01:01Magic Mike.
01:02Okay.
01:03Why did you get tickets to Magic Mike so close to my child's birth?
01:06To celebrate.
01:08And because Groupon had a sale.
01:10Okay, you got it out of me.
01:11But she's due soon, like before next Friday at 7 p.m.
01:14I don't know.
01:15Well, that's when the doors open,
01:16so you know where I'll be if you need me.
01:18Don't.
01:19I actually learned how to put my phone on Do Not Disturb
01:22specifically for this event.
01:23All right, I'll leave you alone.
01:24You started this conversation.
01:25You started this conversation.
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