00:00Is the baby here yet? Hey guys, is the lesbian baby here yet? Is she here?
00:04I can feel you guys not caring about me or my well-being and just going crazy over this baby
00:08and I don't like it.
00:09We talked about this. I get it. I told you April 1st and then April 1st happened.
00:13So it's normal for you to be like, is the lesbian baby here yet?
00:16Well, no, she's not here yet.
00:18Dude, my IG story has gone crazy. The amount of viewers, I can feel you guys right here like, where's
00:23the baby?
00:24So my wife's due date was April 1st and here's what I didn't tell you guys.
00:27On April 1st, we had to go to the hospital because we thought the baby was coming.
00:31My wife was showing signs of labor, so we had to go.
00:33And in that moment, I felt so much pride and joy and elation over maybe meeting my newborn child.
00:39But I was also like, really? You're gonna actually be born on April Fool's?
00:44You know how many babies are born on their due date? Like none of them.
00:47So yeah, I wasn't excited to tell the internet that I had an April Fool's baby.
00:51Because I kind of worried some people would think it was a conspiracy theory, my child.
00:54And that's no shade to anyone actually born on April 1st,
00:57but I can't be the horse tornado person and also have an April Fool's baby, okay?
01:02I'm not a medieval jester.
01:03I need to be taken seriously by some authority figures and financial institutions
01:07and also like the people that love and rely on me.
01:09They should respect me also.
01:10But yeah, you guys weren't wrong.
01:12The baby was due April 1st, but my wife is healthy.
01:14The baby's healthy.
01:15We're just a couple days late, okay?
01:16But we are due for an induction this Thursday.
01:19But of course, we'll be live streaming the whole thing.
01:21No, we won't be doing that.
01:22But maybe I'll post while I'm at the hospital.
01:24I don't know.
01:24It depends how it goes.
01:25But a lot of people have also been asking,
01:27Des, what is the baby's name?
01:29Will you be telling us that?
01:30And to be honest, I had toyed with the idea of just lying to you guys
01:34and telling you the baby's name was Despacito.
01:37And as far as I'm concerned, that's what you can call the baby.
01:40I just wanted to see how long I could get away with that.
01:42Like, yes, I'm Des and this is little baby Despacito.
01:45She'll be carrying my legacy.
01:47Comment what I should name my baby, top comment wins.
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