00:00Mija, I have a little question about your little music career, your little songs.
00:04You seem upset.
00:05Is all this music you're making for praising God or for your lesbian hobby?
00:10Being a lesbian isn't my hobby, but the songs are definitely more about lesbianism than Jesus.
00:16You told me I could play your music at my church, that it was that clean.
00:19I may have exaggerated a little bit. Maybe I lied.
00:22My choir had been practicing your song, Drive Thru.
00:25We were going to surprise you.
00:26Oh, not Drive Thru.
00:27But then one of the altar boys told me what your lyrics actually mean.
00:31All lesbian slang and R-rated innuendos that I don't get.
00:34Father Michael is so mad.
00:36I'm sorry. Had I known, I would have told you.
00:38You and that bad rabbit are making Puerto Ricans, what, cooler than ever?
00:42Yes, but it's not respectable.
00:44Well, the girls and the gays disagree.
00:46Well, I, your flesh and blood, I'm saying maybe cool it a little or give me a heads up next
00:49time.
00:50We had to scrap your song and rely on a frankly overplayed rendition of Amazing Grace.
00:55I didn't even get my solo because of you.
00:56Okay, for that, I am truly sorry.
00:58But before the video's over, could you tell them?
01:01Tell them what?
01:01Come on, please. They like you.
01:03Really? Okay, if you would like to listen to some of the songs by my lying granddaughter,
01:06you can find them in the link in her bio.
01:08Is that where it is?
01:09Her music name is Desierto.
01:11Spelled like that?
01:12You can find me on Spotify, Apple Music, iTunes, YouTube Music.
01:16I'm working on other streaming services.
01:17You can let me know your favorites in the comments and I'll add it to that too.
01:20Most of my music is 100% Puerto Rican reggaeton,
01:23but sometimes I sing in English for the ladies, you know?
01:26Ha ha ha.
01:26On Facebook, I'm doing this.
01:26So you want me to get a bigger job ofos.
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