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Will and Ralf Should Know Better Season 2 Episode 3
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00:00This is Will.
00:11This is terrifying! Slow down!
00:13And this is Ralph.
00:15I feel like a powerful badass.
00:17We've been mates for 20-odd years.
00:19Come here, let's have a snuggle.
00:21We might look like middle-aged blokes.
00:24Yeah, this is great fun.
00:25But really, we're just a pair of massive...
00:28...noisy...
00:31We're taking...
00:34...kids.
00:35Where have you got that cake from?
00:36So what will it take for us to grow up?
00:38I'm really tired.
00:40Embrace modern life.
00:42Should have gone for some subtle nails, like mine.
00:44And become better...
00:45...let it one, without a survivor.
00:48Maturer...
00:48...men.
00:50Look at these tides, there's something wrong with these.
00:52What a chute!
01:09Let's do this!
01:10Wait for it!
01:12Hang! Hang! Help!
01:17Come on!
01:17Come on!
01:18Come on!
01:19Come on!
01:20Come on!
01:22Can you do a fart with your armpit?
01:24Can I?
01:25Go on.
01:26Do you?
01:26You look wet with telling you to shit yourself.
01:29You better check your armpit.
01:30I think you've leaked.
01:32Have you got any toilet paper?
01:33I need to wipe my armpit.
01:35Jesus Christ!
01:37That was terrible!
01:39I wouldn't have trusted that armpit fart.
01:41No, it's impossible.
01:42I don't dare pull my hand out in case it's got shit on it.
01:44LAUGHTER
01:45LAUGHTER
01:46MUSIC
01:48You're supposed to be driving, right?
01:55And you're limping.
01:56What happened?
01:56I played football yesterday and I got injured.
01:58I've told you before!
02:00You're too old.
02:00Give it up.
02:01Right, hold on.
02:02I was offered the opportunity to play against Paul Scholes.
02:05Would you turn down the opportunity to play Paul Scholes?
02:08No.
02:08No, you would not.
02:09You'd have gone on there with crutches if you'd have had to.
02:11That was true.
02:11Now you're aware that for quite a while now
02:18I've been going for pedicures and then having my toenails painted
02:21I've currently got glittery blue and silver one
02:25So you played football with glittery...
02:27I did, I did, and by the way
02:29I was in the change room getting changed
02:30Nobody cared or said a word
02:33Apart from sometimes they go, oh, nice toenails
02:35And I went, cheers
02:35Oh, right
02:36And that's football, that's lads, lads, lads, lads
02:39Oh yeah, sounds it
02:40So I thought, I actually honestly think you'll really enjoy it
02:44You've never been for a pedicure before, have you?
02:45What do you mean? We're going for a pedicure?
02:47Yes, we're going for a pedicure, and you're going to love it
02:49I get my toenails painted all the time
02:52Does it make me any less of a man? Be careful how you answer
02:54Good morning
03:02Hi, how are you doing?
03:03I have a pedicure
03:10Pedicure
03:10That's great, that's great
03:11As he has it too?
03:12I've made him come along with me to get one too
03:14Well done
03:15It's going to change your life
03:16Yeah
03:17Really? Let's do it
03:18Can you have a seat?
03:18Thank you
03:19We'll see you shortly
03:19Right then
03:20Look at the state of your elephant front
03:24I know, it's horrible, isn't it?
03:25It's horrible
03:25Mate, I'm quite excited for you
03:28Right
03:28Do you know what colour you're going to get?
03:29Well, I'm having a colour
03:30Yes, you are
03:32What's more for?
03:33Who's going to see me feet?
03:34You!
03:35It's not for anyone else
03:36What shape do you like?
03:38Square round in the edges, round?
03:39If you know the answer to this, there's a problem here
03:41I prefer the big toe to be a little squarer
03:45And the others to be a little more rounded
03:47Please, thank you
03:47Okay
03:48So men coming here to have their nails done
03:51Mm-hmm
03:51Before going to work
03:52Like
03:53Yeah, or before I even go holiday
03:55Yeah
03:56What are you doing there?
03:59It's push cutie girl
04:00Okay
04:00It's the red skin
04:01Alright
04:01That's 48 years of gunt coming off your toe
04:04What do you want?
04:06What are we going for?
04:07Yeah, you'll have a look at that one
04:08We'll pick one for each other
04:09Alright, I'll pick for you
04:10You pick for me
04:11Yeah
04:11Hang on, no, you're going to stitch me up here
04:13Don't stitch me up
04:14What do you mean?
04:14No, think about something that will suit me
04:17Mind you, what we're talking about
04:19Just do it, you
04:20That was really cute
04:23You had something that will suit me
04:25Wait, I don't care
04:26That was a very thrilling moment
04:29I feel like we just turned a corner
04:31What do you think?
04:34It's not me, is it?
04:36I mean, I think it's actually very you
04:38I'm not even joking
04:39I looked over there and I honestly went
04:41Oh, cute
04:42Things have changed with you, Ralph
04:45The thing is, would you ever have your fingernails done?
04:48No
04:48Exactly
04:49That's my point
04:51If you're going to push yourself
04:53Get your fingernails done
04:54Feels like a big statement
04:56Of course, that's my point
04:57Walking around and people will see your hands
04:58And they'll make a judgement of you
05:00Based on your nails
05:01That is weird, isn't it?
05:02I've never thought of it like that
05:03Exactly
05:04It's right then, we'll get our nails done then
05:06If we're going to push ourselves
05:07Alright
05:08What?
05:09No, I was joking
05:11Bob, no
05:12Why don't we?
05:12Because I thought you'd say no
05:13I'm a little bit out of my
05:19Oh, your comfort zone
05:21You brought me here
05:22I know, but I was quite smug during the toenails
05:24And now I'm a little bit like
05:25Okay, we're going there
05:26I don't think we should go for something as subtle as this
05:29No, no, no
05:30As subtle as it is
05:31I think if we're going to go for it
05:32We should be balls out
05:33Balls out?
05:36I definitely don't want to see that
05:38Depends if we're getting painted
05:39It's a lot
05:43It is a lot
05:44It's a lot
05:44There's not a great deal of subtlety to this
05:47You see, you should have gone for some subtle nails
05:48Like mine
05:49That'd be bad
05:54I don't think people won't notice
05:56Let's put it that way
05:57Really?
05:58Well, you've got mold
06:00Oh
06:02How long have I got a wall like this for?
06:06I totally tried
06:07I've already got mucks
06:10That one was just giving us the right eyeball
06:12I keep catching my own hands
06:19Thinking, who's of them hands in the mine?
06:20It just looks weird
06:21Listen, I know
06:23I know what you're going to say before I say it
06:24I don't want to draw any attention to myself
06:26You're going to say
06:26Fuck it now
06:27Really?
06:29Oh yeah, you're a wallflower, you
06:31I don't like drawing attention to myself
06:34I don't
06:34Doing some moonwalk on the fucking side of the road
06:37Singing
06:37As we left the nail salon
06:40This is a genuine thing
06:41You were walking ahead of me
06:43And I saw two lads
06:45And as you walked past
06:46I saw one of them watch you like that
06:48And then I saw him
06:49I absolutely swear
06:50I saw him go to his mate
06:52He's like
06:52I'm not his mate, he's gone
06:53He didn't know
06:56Yeah
06:57And then they both watched you go like that
06:59They watched you all the way around the corner
07:00And I was like
07:02I've got to walk past these lads in about ten seconds
07:05Really?
07:05Yeah
07:05Really?
07:06Yeah
07:06I see
07:07Unwanted attention
07:09When I was 16, 17
07:16I was a labourer
07:17I worked on a roof
07:18I enjoyed it actually
07:20That's how I learnt
07:22About being a man
07:23And going to the pub
07:23Playing pool
07:24In a really masculine environment
07:26I suppose
07:26So today
07:28I've arranged for us to go
07:31To a building site
07:32I'm sure that's going to go down well
07:34I bet they don't even notice it
07:36You won't even bring it up
07:38Oh my God
07:40Before we're allowed on a building site proper
07:47We've come to Hartford Regional College for some training
07:50First thing we've got to do
07:53Is we're going to get you in your PPE
07:54Because you've got to be safe
07:55You've got to be ready to work
07:56You're going to help me first, eh?
07:59No, I'm just getting to get to the sides
08:00Fuck, I've gone too far
08:02It's cataphysetic
08:03I've got to pull the finger
08:05Jesus Christ
08:07Get it off
08:07It's stuck on me fucking
08:08I adjusted it
08:10It went too tight
08:11And my eyes started to bulge out of me head
08:13It was like that film
08:14Total recall at the end
08:15You know, it's
08:16And it's on the red planet
08:18His eyes are popping out
08:19Seriously, don't
08:20Okay, I'm helping
08:20Seriously, no, don't make it tight
08:22Seriously, the blood pressure
08:23I can feel the blood in my eyes
08:24Pull it off
08:25I've laughed at Will's helmet many times over the years
08:28But I feel like only Will can put on a helmet so tight
08:31That it nearly chops the top of his head off
08:33Fucking hell
08:36I'm ripped it
08:38Twelve years of teaching
08:42I've never known two blokes take so long to get changed
08:44We've got to be out of here by six
08:46Alright
08:46Before we lay any bricks
08:47What we've got to get you to do
08:48Is what we call bumping out or loading out
08:49And we'll just literally
08:50Put them on their shoulder
08:51Right
08:52Wow
08:53Get down
08:54Ow!
08:55That's heavy
08:56Will, let's put it down carefully
08:58You fucking nasty bastard
09:02We are shite at this
09:05That is a silo
09:06Okay
09:07What have you got?
09:07That's it
09:08Oh
09:08I reckon even we might manage that
09:10Oh, that's a madrast
09:12Swipe
09:13And then do the bottom
09:14The side
09:15And that side
09:16I'm sorry, just take a bit of that
09:17And just
09:17Fucking fell off
09:19So what we can see here
09:20We've got a seesaw action going on
09:22You want them all touching
09:23Yeah
09:23Seesawing like
09:25Bollocks
09:25It
09:25It was hard
09:27It was tiring
09:28And it hurt me back
09:30And I want to enjoy it
09:31Fuck off
09:33Look at it
09:33Falling off
09:34I can't even lay a pissing brick
09:36It looks easy and therapeutic
09:37But there's a precision to it
09:40There's an art doing it well
09:42That I have no appreciation of
09:43This is what it's like having a real job
09:45So the whole time we were there
09:48Me and Ralph together
09:49Laid 46 bricks
09:52And the average is
09:546 to 700
09:55I was exhausted
09:57Honestly, I felt broken after it
10:00I felt quite broken by it
10:02I've never slept in a skit before
10:04Can't I recommend it?
10:05I don't enjoy
10:18Brick Lane
10:19Brick Lane
10:19And I don't
10:20I don't think I enjoy it hardly
10:22But
10:22And the thing about today is
10:24We've got to go and do it
10:26On the building site
10:27God, are they just going to think
10:29We're just a pair of like
10:30Namby-pamby actors
10:31See how we get out in our world
10:33TV boys
10:34Right
10:36Stick some music on
10:37Let's get us in the mood
10:38What a man, what a man
10:39What a man, what a mighty good man
10:42What a mighty good man
10:44What a man, what a man
10:44What a man, what a mighty good man
10:47June 19th, classic
10:49What a man, what a man, what a man
10:51What a mighty good man
10:53What a mighty good man
10:55Was that the plot?
10:58Just
10:58This is the builder's life
11:03That's what you get
11:03We're at a construction site
11:08With a building, social housing
11:10First up
11:11We need to meet construction manager, Greeny
11:13I'm Greeny
11:18How you going buddy, alright?
11:19Greeny alright mate
11:20Will, alright mate
11:20Very good
11:21What have you done there?
11:22I've never seen bricklayers
11:23Don't talk to blame him
11:24I've never seen bricklayers
11:25With mouths like that before
11:26What do you think?
11:27Their mouths ain't really worked much
11:28Ever though to be fair
11:29That is true
11:30Blame him, it wasn't my idea
11:31I quite like it
11:32Right, first thing, you've got gloves?
11:34Yes ma'am
11:34Three gloves on
11:35Cover them nails up straight away
11:36See?
11:37Yeah
11:37Told you
11:38We'll see
11:38We'll see
11:39We'll have a walk around site now
11:40I'll show you the site
11:40Looking forward to this?
11:43Yeah, yeah, yeah
11:44I'm in a man's world here now
11:45You're not in a real man's world
11:46Absolute billy bullshitter
11:48Did you hear that?
11:51Looking forward to this?
11:52Yeah, yeah, yeah
11:52Yeah, can't wait now
11:53I'm here now
11:54We'll make real men of you
11:56Is there a bit of a community
11:58Would you say
11:59In the bricklaying world
12:00Or on the building site?
12:02My motto is
12:03You walk the scaffold together
12:04You come down the scaffold together
12:05Be a team
12:06They're your best mates
12:07Really?
12:08Yeah, like
12:09I'm not being funny
12:09I see the blokes I work with
12:11Morning, see your wife
12:12If you've not been on a site
12:13And you're not in the trade
12:14I think it's fair to say
12:16There's a bit of a stereotype
12:17All it's all hyper-masculine
12:18And I'll tell you what
12:19Listen
12:19When we met you
12:21We had a little laugh
12:22You took the piss out of
12:23Now
12:24With due respect
12:25That's me and your left hand
12:26That's me and your left hand
12:27So like
12:29Oh yeah, it's fine
12:30But yeah
12:31But like
12:31Jokes aside
12:32This is, you know
12:34You've got some pretty jewellery
12:35And whatever
12:35It's not necessarily
12:36The stereotype
12:37And you've got a couple of earrings
12:39In here and there
12:39Is that a new thing?
12:40Has it changed?
12:42Yeah, hey
12:42Be fair
12:43We're not first coming to the industry
12:44You could call dinosaurs
12:46You know
12:47It's not like that no more
12:48Most bricklayers
12:49Are the vainest people going
12:50I faked them last night
12:51I'm sorry
12:54Did you really?
12:55I faked them
12:55Did you faked them for this?
12:57No, look at this
12:57I'm not even wearing these anymore
13:01These are fantastic
13:02How dare you?
13:03My health and safety
13:04Imagine what I say
13:05To be fair
13:06I love that
13:07It was impression
13:08It weren't for this
13:09I faked them every week
13:10Don't worry about that
13:11Yeah
13:11And I was like
13:12Go on Greeny
13:13He's one of the bosses here
13:14That opens the world up to
13:16You know
13:16If you want to
13:17Have your nails painted
13:18You can
13:18We've had a good shot
13:20There's nothing else for us to do here
13:21There is actually
13:22We're going to
13:22Get you on the hod
13:23Load out
13:24100 bricks
13:25Or the old fashioned way
13:26With a hod on the shoulder
13:27And I want these bricks there
13:29I want a good standard
13:29And someone's going to buy that house
13:31With a bricks you two have laid on
13:32Alright
13:33Otherwise you'll be giving me
13:3470 pints each for each brick
13:35Yeah
13:36That is something
13:36I hope they get a massive discount
13:38Right
13:40This is your team
13:41Who are you working with today
13:42Right
13:42We've got Tegan now
13:43Hi
13:44Hi Tegan
13:45Hey
13:46Jack
13:46Obviously you met
13:47How's it been Jack
13:48Jack on
13:48Boys
13:49How are you feeling
13:49Good to see you
13:50No I'm great Jack
13:51And then you've got the legend
13:52The one and only legend
13:53The legend
13:54The 72 year old legend
13:56That's what he's called it
13:57Right
13:58What do I want to do
13:59I want to show them
13:59How they load a hod
14:00Lift a hod
14:01To load out
14:01Alright
14:02Get that
14:03And you use this
14:04To hold them in
14:05Chuck it like that
14:06Catch it
14:07And put it on there
14:07Like that
14:08Okay
14:09This is where you've got
14:10To get the strength
14:11Is that on your shoulder
14:15No
14:15No it is
14:17Fucking hell
14:18That's fucking awful
14:20I've got it
14:24Go on
14:24Go on
14:25That's it
14:26Come over to you a little bit
14:27Yeah
14:28That's alright
14:28It's comfy now
14:29Off you go
14:29Yeah
14:30You're
14:31What did you say
14:35You are 72
14:36Yeah
14:36How long have you been
14:38Doing this
14:38From my life
14:39All your life
14:40Yeah
14:40Since I was about
14:4113, 14
14:42Are you here because
14:43You just love it
14:44And it's part of your life
14:45No
14:45No it's my hobby
14:46Really
14:47No it is
14:48Really
14:48I do it
14:49I do it
14:49Because I like doing it
14:50Yeah
14:51I don't need the money
14:51I like the firm
14:53Yeah
14:53I've known the guys
14:54For 30 odd years
14:55Yeah
14:55And that's why I do it
14:56So like is this
14:58Like something you've always
14:59Done your family's done
14:59My boy's doing it
15:01He's been with the firm
15:0110 years
15:02But he don't want to be a bricklayer
15:03Well he wanted to be a dance teacher
15:05He's done loads of plays
15:07And things like that
15:08Oh so he's in the acting game as well
15:09Yeah
15:09Oh right
15:10Yeah he loves it
15:10He does
15:11Thrives on it
15:12Really
15:12Every time I go and see his show
15:13He seems to be the best one out of the lot
15:15Legend's a proper bloke's bloke
15:17And he supports his son
15:18You know what I mean
15:19And
15:20You know
15:21It reminds me of my dad
15:23Listen when he first went
15:25At school
15:26He was in the airspray
15:27And he was doing the ironing
15:29And singing
15:29I was at the back
15:31And I was down in the chair like that
15:33I thought he's going to show me up
15:34He's going to show me
15:35And then he started singing
15:37And I went
15:37Is that marble?
15:40My dad was quite tough with me
15:41But he supported me
15:43And I know how proud he was
15:44When he saw me on stage
15:45And I think that's the same for legend
15:46That's a proper Billy Elliot moment
15:48Yeah
15:49His name is Billy
15:50He's Elliot
15:51He's Billy
15:52Right we better leave some bricks
15:54We're going to get sold off
15:55Okay
16:02Okay something's gone horribly wrong here
16:05What's wrong?
16:05No nothing I've done
16:07That's never 10 mil in a million years
16:09That's 10 mil
16:10That's 10 mil
16:11I don't know
16:13Jack what's the problem?
16:14Yeah it ain't 10 mil
16:15How's mine look Jack?
16:17Is it alright?
16:18Looks alright mate
16:19Thanks Jack
16:19Full joints
16:20Thanks Jack
16:20Full joints
16:21This one's a bit low
16:22Let's give that a bit of a
16:23Yeah
16:23Tell him Jack
16:24I assume he's had to enjoy it
16:26And then fucking Jack comes along
16:28And pisses all off the chicks
16:29Please wank this way
16:30He's not wank
16:31Don't ever go up the bricks
16:33You ever go up bricks and mortar
16:35There's nothing they can do
16:36They ain't got feelings
16:37Do you want to finish off this wall?
16:39No
16:39There you go
16:40What are you doing?
16:41That's good
16:41Good
16:42I'm crap at this Tegan
16:43How long have you been doing it?
16:45Two years now
16:46Were you worried about being accepted?
16:48Yeah a little bit
16:49Really?
16:50Yeah yeah
16:51What was like the worst thing that you think would happen?
16:52Like just people would just like
16:54Not think you were up to the job
16:56Yeah
16:56Like making inappropriate comments
16:58Like just treating you weird
16:59Yeah making inappropriate comments
17:02But I've not heard any of that
17:04Really?
17:05Yeah
17:05Everyone I've worked with is lovely
17:07And they're so accepting of me
17:09Oh why wouldn't they be?
17:10Yeah exactly
17:11So you're just another member of the team
17:12Yeah
17:13You're young
17:14A lot younger than we are
17:15Modern world
17:15We didn't know
17:17Yesterday
17:18We got these done
17:19Yes
17:20Yesterday I got mine
17:22Alright let's have a look
17:23There you go
17:25Oh yours are
17:26Yours are pretty
17:27Thank you
17:28I should have gone for that
17:29And they're a lot more subtle
17:29It's not about subtlety
17:31It's about prettiness
17:32Do you remember how to do this?
17:36Er
17:36Sort of
17:37Yeah
17:37I guess
17:38Let's hope so
17:39Give it a go
17:40Is this the button?
17:42Let's hope so
17:43Press summer
17:44Press summer
17:46I've pressed summer
17:47Nothing's happening
17:48I'm going to
17:48Open the thing
17:49It's inside
17:49I can't open it
17:51It's shut
17:52Jack
17:52Jack
17:53Alright
17:54Alright
17:54Alright
17:55What's happened?
17:56Is it on?
17:59That's not a button
18:01It's starting to
18:02Oh my god
18:04You just had to clean the brick dust off it
18:05So I could see
18:06Oh my come on
18:07Is that better?
18:07Oh my god
18:09Go over there
18:09So I can pretend I didn't have to call you
18:11To show me how to press a button
18:12Don't do it
18:12We're keeping that in Ralph
18:13I want to be honest about
18:17How apprehensive me and Ralph was
18:19Coming into your world
18:20Because
18:21Even though we're performers
18:23Or we work on TV
18:24And stuff like that
18:25You don't
18:26We don't know how people are going to treat us
18:28All of us sit right here
18:29We're normal people
18:29Aren't we?
18:30The main thing is about
18:31I've got it out of here
18:32Is camaraderie
18:33And even if you come into work
18:34And you've had a bad day
18:35And you've got something on your head
18:36Or on your shoulders
18:37By the end of the day
18:38It'll probably be gone
18:38Because someone will have spoke to you about it
18:40You'll have to offload it
18:41Have a chat
18:42You'll have worked out
18:43You'll have sweated it out
18:44You'll have been out in the fresh air
18:45I had a bit of a bust up
18:47With one of the older boys
18:48When I first started
18:50And we had quite a bad argument
18:53He was an old Irish man
18:54And he was as manly as you could get
18:56And he'd come over and give me a hug
18:57And said like
18:58I'm sorry
18:58We're all here to work
19:00You know what I mean
19:01I didn't want to be horrible or anything
19:04But I'm just having a bit of a shit time
19:05Taking ownership of that
19:07I just feel like that's not something
19:08That would have happened 20 years ago
19:09Yeah it wouldn't have done without
19:10It wouldn't have happened in our industry
19:11Even you know
19:12I've had grown bricklayers cry
19:15I've cried myself any time
19:16See what I mean
19:16Most of them have a job
19:17We're a classic example
19:19We had a date
19:20We had to hit
19:21If we probably didn't hit that job
19:23It might not have been a farm
19:25I went in working with the lads
19:26To get it done
19:27We hit that date
19:29And we all
19:30You'd laugh
19:31Twelve grown men
19:32Cuddled on the scaffold
19:33Once we'd finished
19:34It was built
19:35The project was amazing
19:36And I drove home
19:37And I thought about what we'd just done
19:39And I broke down
19:40And it meant something to me
19:42Because we do care what we do
19:44We're here to work together
19:46Build together
19:46And build something right
19:49And be a valuable part of a team
19:50You know
19:51Come in boys and girls
19:55Four o'clock
19:56You can all go home
19:57Are we done?
19:58Yep
19:59Let's go
20:00Thank you for what you've done today
20:01Thank you mate
20:02Yeah no
20:02It's not shake hands
20:03Cuddle mate
20:04It's all about the hugs
20:06You know
20:07Thank you
20:07Thanks everybody
20:13Thanks for coming
20:14You've been inspirational
20:15See you later
20:19I know we only met a handful of them
20:26But it feels like
20:27That entire industry
20:28Has rebuilt
20:29From the ground up
20:30In an incredibly
20:31Kind of progressive
20:32And healthy way
20:34Yeah I know what you mean
20:35I've got a friend of mine
20:37Who's a
20:37Weeey
20:38Alright
20:38Alright
20:39And he will avoid
20:42Like the plague
20:43If you bring anything up
20:44About emotions
20:45He'll say
20:46It's alright
20:46Box on
20:47That's what he'll say
20:48Hey what'd you do
20:49Box on
20:50Get up
20:50Box on
20:51Because it makes him
20:52Feel uncomfortable
20:53Himself talking about it
20:54And I think there's a lot of men
20:55That's feared
20:56If I open this up
20:57In the pub
20:58Or wherever
20:58And speak about how I'm feeling
20:59They'll just feel like
21:01What's wrong with you
21:01Yeah
21:02I think what we found out
21:04There's a lot of people
21:04I don't have been out there
21:05That'll be okay to talk about it
21:07But I lost my sister
21:08That was a hard time
21:11And I felt like I had to be strong
21:12I felt I didn't protect her
21:15And I don't know how I could have
21:16But I felt I didn't
21:17And I was her brother
21:18So it taps into all of that
21:19So you felt that
21:20Yeah I couldn't protect her
21:21And she looked at me
21:21As even though I was her younger brother
21:22I was her brother
21:24Do you know something similar for me
21:27Which I've only just
21:27It's occurred to me
21:28As you've said that
21:29When I was a kid
21:31Before I was
21:32You know
21:33Nought to ten
21:34My heroes
21:37Like so many young boys
21:38Were Luke Skywalker
21:40Indiana Jones
21:41Superman
21:41You know
21:42Heroes
21:43Right
21:44And
21:45I always
21:46That's how I thought of myself
21:49This little boy
21:49This little hero
21:50You know
21:50And I think that
21:52The circumstances
21:54Of how my sister died
21:55When I was nine
21:56Yeah
21:56I wasn't there
21:58And I definitely now
22:00I've never thought about this
22:00Until you just said that
22:01But I definitely now realise
22:03That there was a part of me
22:03That thought
22:04Even at that age
22:05If I was
22:06If I had been there
22:07I could have done something
22:08Yeah
22:08At nine years old
22:10Yeah
22:10Well
22:13You box on don't you
22:15What's your alternative
22:17Yeah
22:19Get my heated steering wheel
22:35Off you dick
22:36Fucking heated steering wheel
22:38It's 25 degrees outside
22:40It's like driving my child around
22:42Fucking hell
22:44That adventure playground
22:45That was fun
22:46I had a very very
22:51Blokey
22:52Tough
22:53Dad
22:54My dad was of the opinion
22:56That men bring up men
22:57And women bring up women
22:59Yeah
22:59So when I was born
23:00I was like
23:01Yes
23:01He wanted a boy
23:04But at the same time
23:04He went
23:05Listen
23:05Right
23:06Now
23:07I've got him
23:08You sort the girls out
23:10To me mum
23:10It was literally like that
23:12Really
23:12Yeah
23:13And then I went
23:15Can I go Morris dancing
23:16He was like
23:16Piss off
23:17And he stopped you doing it
23:19Well why do you think
23:19He put me in the boxing ring
23:20I think he was a bit frightened
23:21You were like
23:23Yeah
23:23Give and take
23:24You can do the Morris dancing
23:25But you're going
23:25You're getting punched in the face
23:26I'm a weird
23:27I have been surprised
23:30About how genuinely uncomfortable
23:32The nails made you feel
23:34Wearing these
23:35Tell you what
23:37If I walked into the pub
23:37And I had these
23:38I wouldn't be able to
23:38Be in my pockets
23:39I didn't think you'd love it
23:41But I didn't
23:42It slightly bothered you
23:44More than I thought it would
23:46Yeah
23:46Because it's like
23:47I didn't think you'd have any problem
23:49Being a little bit like
23:50Fabulous
23:51What you just said is perfect
23:52Because
23:52Where we're on our way to now
23:55Is something where we can
23:56Explore
23:57Not being ourselves
23:59Into another world
24:00Into
24:01Maybe
24:02You are what you wear
24:04You know
24:05We're doing a fashion show
24:06No
24:07We're going to be
24:08I would be terrified
24:09I'd hate to do it like a catwalk
24:10No no no
24:11We're not doing that
24:12We're going to be drag queens
24:13See the nails
24:19You're already halfway there
24:21And I think
24:21Once you put the gear on
24:22You'll become someone else
24:24And when I have somebody else
24:25My nails will be fabulous then
24:27We're here to meet
24:31Esteemed drag artist
24:32Hello
24:32Pixie Polite
24:33Welcome
24:34Hi
24:34Pixie
25:04There's an inner drag in everybody
25:05There is
25:06Yeah
25:07And I wanted to find out
25:08Who my inner drag was
25:09Well we're going to find out today
25:11How would you best explain
25:13What drag is
25:14You know drag is
25:15For the gay community
25:17And the queer community in general
25:19It's like our church
25:21Drags are our vicars
25:22We preach in our own way
25:24To the audience
25:26You know especially if you think
25:27Back to the AIDS crisis
25:28Like I think British drag
25:30Is a very unique sensibility
25:32Because back in the day
25:34We were dropping like flies
25:35And some of the only joy
25:36You could have
25:37Is going to see a show that night
25:38And laughing and forgetting
25:39About your friends dying
25:40You know the queens
25:42They developed a sharp tongue
25:44They became very witty
25:46They had to clap back
25:47Because that was their defence mechanism
25:48Against a world
25:49That wouldn't accept them
25:51You know we're going to be
25:52At the Royal Vauxhall Tavern
25:53That is one of the oldest
25:55Amazing
25:55Drag bars in the country
25:58Terrifying though
25:59Terrifying
25:59You know there's
26:00Royal Vauxhall Tavern
26:01What an honour
26:02What an institution
26:03We've got to be good though
26:05Oh shit
26:05The ghost of Lily Savage
26:07Will be there watching you
26:08Oh my god
26:09She used to perform there
26:10Back in the day
26:11Really
26:11I know
26:12There's a lot of pressure
26:13Right come on in
26:23Boys
26:23I have something very special
26:25To introduce you to
26:26Hello
26:27Before we start
26:27This is Chameleon
26:28Chameleon and I
26:31Are going to help you
26:32Find your drag
26:33Find your character
26:34Find your aesthetic
26:35And figure out
26:37Who you are
26:38As a drag queen
26:39Okay
26:39I don't know who I am
26:40As a me
26:41Never mind
26:42Neither do I
26:42Neither do I
26:43That's why I'm a chameleon
26:44I'm everything
26:45I'm a mood
26:46I'm a colour
26:46I like that
26:48You're a vibe
26:48I'm a goddess
26:49We know you love vibes
26:50Wow
26:50I love that
26:52Yeah
26:52I love that
26:55They're speaking to me already
26:56What's speaking to you
26:57Oh
26:58Yeah
26:58Oh my god
27:00I've got the legs for it
27:01Can I tell you
27:02What I'm feeling for me
27:03I've always liked divas
27:05Like 80s and 90s divas
27:06Big
27:07Okay
27:08Well you've got to walk the walk
27:08Before you took the took
27:09Well I'm not saying I know what I'm doing
27:11Get the shoes on
27:11Oh careful now
27:13With those ankles
27:14She might be down
27:15But she's not out
27:16Are you going to put some on as well
27:18Okay
27:19This is not that bad
27:20Do they feel like a diva shoe
27:21Because I'm
27:22Whoa
27:23She's down
27:27I mean I struggle with the shoes
27:28I must admit
27:29It's like I was on a boat
27:30I'm all over the gaff
27:31He doesn't have a lean on that table
27:34These feel fucking sensational
27:37I feel like a powerful badass
27:39I saw those boots
27:42And they seemed like the most
27:44Sort of an outrageous
27:45Let's do this kind of thing
27:47Shall we have a proper look through
27:50Let's look up wigs
27:51There we go
27:53Do blondes have more fun
27:55I don't know
27:56I've never seen myself as a blonde before
27:58You look like Patsy from a mad fab
28:00Hey I can embrace
28:04I can't walk
28:04I'll just be Patsy
28:05These arms
28:06The tights are actually the worst bit
28:09To be honest
28:10Difficult to get on
28:11But they do make my legs look nice
28:13So beauty is paint
28:14Look at these tights
28:16There's something wrong with these
28:17Definitely couldn't have
28:18Joined the Royal Ballet
28:20Just in case I was thinking of it
28:22It was the tights
28:22It was the problem
28:23Pull everything up
28:24It'll hold it in place
28:25I can see you doing the action
28:28Bigger hips
28:32I see where they're going
28:33Yeah
28:33I see
28:34Okay
28:35You pop these on
28:35And then we'll get one on the other side
28:37Okay
28:38Look at that bum
28:39Look
28:40Look at that bum
28:40Oh my good God
28:43Felt like
28:45How I walk
28:47And how I am
28:47And me as a person
28:49Dissolved away
28:50The more layers I put on
28:52Into the drag
28:53I don't want to be Will
28:55I want to be this other person
28:57I want to be the drag version of me
28:59I want to be fabulous
29:00Now you've got your body
29:01Gives you more of a sense of
29:03What you want to be
29:04We're thinking like
29:05Sequins
29:06Sparkles
29:07Oh it's going
29:10Drag queens love a stretch fabric
29:12It's all about play
29:13We're playing dress up
29:14We're finding who you are
29:16What is that?
29:19Is that not it?
29:20No that's definitely not it
29:22My character
29:26My persona
29:27Loves showing a bit of skin
29:28Loves being looked at
29:30Very very confident
29:31In her own body
29:32What does it look like?
29:35Someone from Greece
29:36Hercules
29:37I put the costume on
29:39And the wig
29:40And I found that I had
29:42Like a 90s, 50s
29:43Posh woman
29:44Living inside me
29:45That came out
29:46Who'd have thought that?
29:49I wonder if she'll turn up
29:50On the night
29:50We'll have to wait and see
29:51She's finding her sea leg
29:59Is it me or is it
30:02What movie?
30:07Now that we've tried some stuff on
30:14How do we feel about
30:15What we want to present
30:16On the stage?
30:18Lip sync
30:18And go for it dance wise
30:20Why don't we pick
30:21A well known
30:22Empowerment
30:23Anthem
30:24Something that'll help you feel
30:26Sexy and powerful
30:27In drag
30:27Could you show us
30:28A little bit of
30:29What you do on stage
30:30And we could take
30:31Some points from you
30:32Let's hit it
30:33And then if you're really that confident
30:45You just want to
30:46Drop
30:48Like this
30:50That's the end of me
30:51Come on let's have a go
30:54Maybe
30:55Yes
30:56Yes
30:57Here we go
30:59She is worth every penny
31:07Get ready
31:09To
31:10Spin
31:11Fight
31:12Now
31:13That
31:14I think I'll work it
31:19I think you're ready
31:21Thank you very much
31:22You're going to smash it
31:23I want to
31:23We want to make you proud
31:24We want to make you proud
31:25Thank you very much
31:26Oh I love it
31:39Once that music starts
31:41And the spotlights are on
31:42Me and you are off
31:43And for that moment
31:44We're live
31:45Do you know what
31:45And that's it
31:46We're in
31:46Do you know what
31:47We're going to be
31:48We're going to be like
31:48Okay how's this going to go
31:49Okay here we go
31:50Adrenaline adrenaline
31:50We're going to start
31:52It's going to go by in a blur
31:53And then it's going to be done
31:55And we're just going to be like
31:56Ah
31:57Hopefully
31:58Either that
31:59Or I'm going to break my ankle
32:00We're going to
32:00Because I
32:01When I grow up
32:02With our drag debut looming
32:04It's time to get made up
32:06Hello
32:10Hello hello
32:11Hello
32:12How do you make
32:14This look good
32:15Well I mean that's the age old question
32:17It's already good
32:18We're just going to make it
32:19A bit more glad
32:20I'm in your hands
32:22You do what you think
32:23Looks right
32:24I'm just going to
32:25Stick some of these
32:26Hairs back
32:27Can I ask
32:28How long does it usually take
32:30You need to get ready
32:31Make up
32:31If it's for the show
32:33We've got two hours
32:34Two hours
32:34Two hours
32:36For a quickie
32:37Then we could do it
32:38For within 15 minutes
32:39It'll have to be very dark
32:41There is a lot
32:45Of glue and white
32:47Going on your eyebrows
32:48Will Miller
32:48You look like
32:49The Phantom of the Opera
32:50Get your mask
32:51Can we have a little chat about
32:55Our names
32:55I don't think
32:57I've got a name yet
32:58I feel like
32:59I'm a shining diamond
33:00Or
33:00It's like
33:02Someone who's passed it
33:03Crystal Fabergé
33:05That feels quite you
33:07But I feel like
33:09I should be French
33:09And I can't do
33:10A French accent
33:11You've got to think
33:13More Northern
33:14Are we liking
33:16Ruby Rimmington
33:17It's a little tug in cheek
33:18It's like
33:19Very that old
33:20Sort of glamorous
33:21Angle as well
33:22Because I want to be glamorous
33:23But also
33:24A key to a past
33:25Miss Ruby Rimmington
33:27Ruby Rimmington
33:29Feels very you
33:30I never thought
33:32I would ever feel
33:33Like a classy
33:35Woman
33:36And as soon as
33:37I put that gear on
33:38And I put the outfit on
33:40And the wig
33:41I felt like
33:42I was this
33:42Older woman
33:44Oh I want to be called
33:47Tiffany
33:47Tiffany's a great name
33:49Oh
33:49Tiffany just came to me
33:50And it feels right
33:51It's cute
33:52A bit playful
33:53And the more flamboyant
33:54I am
33:54The more I draw attention
33:55To myself
33:56The more outrageous
33:57I am
33:57The better
33:58It feels liberating
33:59Well you're breaking out
34:00Of like
34:01The shackles of like
34:02What life is
34:04And can be
34:04You know
34:05And what's expected of you
34:06Exactly
34:06Yeah
34:07And it's not just about
34:09The dressing up
34:10It's you know
34:11Drag
34:11Especially in the UK
34:13I think
34:13In times of adversity
34:16It's just about
34:18Taking the mickey
34:18Out of what
34:19Is expected of
34:20You in society
34:21And for gay men
34:23Especially you know
34:24Taking that femininity
34:26That you're ridiculed for
34:27And
34:28Saying
34:29Okay if you're gonna
34:30Call me feminine
34:30Call me a little girl
34:31Yeah
34:32I'm gonna
34:33Take that myself
34:34And make it
34:35My own powerful thing
34:36Yeah yeah
34:37I get that
34:37Totally get that
34:38Look us now
34:41How far we've come
34:43I've only just noticed
34:44My lips
34:44And I
34:45Am loving it
34:47Somebody's
34:48Fabulous
34:49How are we feeling
34:55Tonight
34:56Are we feeling
34:58Gorgeous
34:58Are we feeling
35:00Fabulous
35:01Am I looking
35:03Gorgeous
35:03Are we ready
35:09For my first
35:09Special guest
35:10I cannot breathe
35:13I cannot stand up
35:14Everything's gonna be
35:15Fabulous
35:15Miss Ruby
35:16Remington
35:17Is
35:18A Hollywood actress
35:19She maybe only had a few roles
35:20So you might not have seen her a lot
35:22But quite a few people have felt her
35:24And she'd let you know
35:25Tiffany Blue
35:28Arrived
35:29Fully formed
35:31Almost from the moment
35:32I put these on
35:33She's got it
35:34She flaunts it
35:35She's very comfortable
35:36In who she is
35:37And it's like
35:37Why hide who I am
35:39Welcome to the stage
35:40The gorgeous
35:41Camille
35:42Leon
35:43Go on
35:44Slayer
35:45Oh my god
35:58You must have been home
35:59I'm going to stage
36:00I'll
36:00In a minute
36:02I'm
36:03I believe
36:05The box
36:09Right now
36:10And we're
36:11Only to
36:11It's weird
36:26It's like the drag
36:27Finds you
36:28When you put the layers on
36:30You sort of become it
36:32They fucking love us
36:33Drag is something you become
36:36It's not the clothes you wear
36:37It's something that comes
36:38From inside
36:39And then
36:39You just become it
36:41And it happened
36:41And that's what I took
36:42On to the stage
36:43Okay
36:47Are you ready for a special guest?
36:53This one's very exciting
36:54Well I've said my new drag daughters
36:56Everybody
36:59Would you like to know
37:00Who are two drag versions of Sydney?
37:03It's Ralph Little
37:06And Will Miller
37:09Performing for the first time tonight
37:15Miss Ruby Rubyton
37:18And Tiffany Blue
37:20And Tiffany Blue
37:42And we love our brothers at home, all right.
38:12It's funny, because Tiffany Blue felt like she was a lot younger than Ruby Remington.
38:25I was trying to teach her the ropes of being a drag queen, and she was a bit too raunchy.
38:30I had to give her a few taps on the bump.
38:32I was like, I told you, classic.
38:34It's a funny turnaround, because it will end up being like the sensible, demure one.
38:42I was like, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man.
38:48I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man.
39:01Masculine to me is power, and I've never felt more power than I did dress like this on that stage.
39:07I've been doing this job for 30 years.
39:12I don't think I've ever been as immersed in a character as I was tonight.
39:18I'll tell you what's hard in this outfit, everything.
39:21I've not had a piss for five hours.
39:22Your dick and balls are somewhere down there, but I don't know where.
39:25It's even harder to pick up a brolly.
39:26Just try and bend down.
39:28But we got there.
39:34It was really euphoric.
39:35This might actually be a little new avenue of work for me.
39:42It's an absolute privilege to do this, in such an extraordinary building with so much history.
40:06And we really appreciate it.
40:15More than that.
40:17It was more than believable.
40:19I want to do it again.
40:20Enjoy it.
40:21Like five times.
40:22That is one of the most amazing things I've ever done.
40:25The reason why I wanted to perform as a kid was for that feeling.
40:29For that.
40:31There's nowhere else you get that kind of feeling than being on stage.
40:34But tonight was extra special because it was like a transformation.
40:39I was somebody else.
40:40I'm glad we took it seriously.
40:42I'm glad we give it everything because this community deserves it.
40:46They're amazing at what they do.
40:47Hello, love.
40:48How did you get ready?
40:50Hi, babe.
40:51Come and meet the queens.
40:55Bye, Tiff.
40:58I hope we meet again.
41:04There she goes.
41:08Wow, wow.
41:09Oh, you all right?
41:10You're better than that, babe, right, guys.
41:12I love you.
41:12I didn't know I was thinking.
41:14I think my dad would have been proud to see me.
41:18Man, my dad was a proper man.
41:19You know what I mean?
41:19What you would class as a proper bloke.
41:22He was proud of whatever I did.
41:32It's just one of those things.
41:35I'm the performer.
41:36That's what I do.
41:36And he supported me.
41:38For fear to stop me at a young age.
41:41You know, and said, you're not going to do that, son.
41:44I would never be doing what I do now
41:45and having these experiences in life.
41:50Drag has revealed to me
41:51that the world is a more fun place
41:54when we aren't constrained by ideas
41:58that aren't necessarily true or set in stone
42:02and we can just kind of be free and just do fun stuff.
42:06I would have said before this,
42:07I'm a typical masculine bloke.
42:09But I don't think that's true anymore.
42:10I think there's so many different sides to me.
42:14I find myself in different situations,
42:16being different people to fit into how they see
42:19what a man is.
42:21And I shouldn't.
42:23I'm proud of who I am.
42:25I like performing.
42:26And I like doing different things.
42:28It doesn't mean I'm less of a man or less masculine.
42:31Oh, my God!
42:32Oh!
42:34That's just my toes!
42:36Stop!
42:37Look at these gaffs!
42:38We're going to make our own cowboy film.
42:41This is terrifying!
42:43Slow down!
42:44There's no chance we're going to be able to do that.
42:47Well, you've got to let go.
42:49It's horrible, Ralph.
42:50I can't do it.
42:51I would like to shout it from
42:54The highest mountain to tell the world
42:58I've been loving what it means to me
43:03But all around there's violence
43:09And those who make me think to me
43:13Maybe one day they will understand
43:18There's no chance we're going to be able to do that.
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