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Warren's Vortex Season 1 Episode 2
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00:00Tumbling through an interdimensional vortex, Warren and Lucy discover twisted versions
00:06of their own world, always hoping the next one will be home.
00:13Oh, I hate when it does that.
00:22Where's this?
00:23I don't know, but at least there's no fridges trying to kill us.
00:26Warren and Lucy, you are out of bounds.
00:29You will return immediately or face elimination.
00:33Hey, Hiccup! Run!
00:59You are out of bounds.
01:03You are out of bounds.
01:05You are out of bounds.
01:07You are out of bounds.
01:11In a shock reveal, Warren and Lucy have re-entered the game.
01:25You are out of bounds.
01:27You are out of bounds.
01:29You are out of bounds.
01:32You are out of bounds.
01:34You are out of bounds.
01:36What happened to your tracksuits?
01:40Hey, I'm getting the feeling that we're in some kind of game.
01:45Dad, I hope I inherit your power of perception.
01:50You are out of bounds.
01:52Guys, this is no game.
01:56This is reality.
01:58You are out of bounds.
02:00You are out of bounds.
02:02You are out of bounds.
02:04Let's go.
02:34Let's go.
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03:44There was a sound and we started the game.
03:46Nekaki Maui Warren.
03:51Maui.
03:52I am going Maui.
03:53Wait.
03:54Maui's left.
03:55Is it?
03:56Maybe you haven't even moved.
03:57You know I get confused with left and right here.
04:00Ah!
04:01Pick up Ma.
04:02That's electrified.
04:03Well that's why I said left.
04:04Warren and Hine are off to a shocking start.
04:07As Warren struggles to understand the complicated notion of left.
04:11Left.
04:12Left.
04:13Left.
04:14Left.
04:15Left.
04:16Left.
04:17Left.
04:18Like I left you.
04:19Hey.
04:20Yeah okay now 10.
04:2137 degrees nor east and take five half yard strides.
04:24What?
04:25Just use normal instructions.
04:27Not my fault you didn't take nautical training.
04:29Hey.
04:30No one has taken nautical training.
04:33Yes Bo.
04:34That's perfect.
04:35Now walk forwards for two medium steps.
04:39Bo's heart rate seems to rise every time Lucy speaks.
04:43Oh!
04:44Ignore that!
04:45Bo's cheeks are flushed red.
04:47Are those the signs of young love?
04:49Ah!
04:50Shut up!
04:51Zauron!
04:52You massive eye hole!
04:54Eye hole.
04:55Focus!
04:56Pipe steps.
04:57Eri mangakikoi.
04:58Stop!
04:59What?
05:00What?
05:01What?
05:02What?
05:03What?
05:04What?
05:05What?
05:06What?
05:07What?
05:08You're about to step on a polygon.
05:09Poly who?
05:10Oh.
05:11I don't know anything about reality TV to be honest.
05:15I accidentally watched naked attraction once.
05:18People weren't very attractive but they were very naked.
05:22I'm tired of being told what to do by you.
05:25For the last 20 years you keep telling me what to do.
05:28Yeah and you were blind for those 20 years as well so nothing's changed.
05:31Oh!
05:32Ha ha ha!
05:33I see what you did there.
05:34You know what?
05:35For 20 years you tell me oh you can't cut your toenails in the kitchen.
05:39For 20 years you tell me oh leave the toilet lid down.
05:42For 20 years you tell me we can't do it in the frozen produce section at the supermarket
05:46because it-
05:47Unhygienic.
05:48Let me finish.
05:49Because it's unhygienic.
05:51Well you know what?
05:52I can do whatever I want to do.
05:54Okay?
05:55I don't have to stand right here because I'm going to stand right here.
06:01Ah!
06:02Ah!
06:03He's gone!
06:04Uh oh.
06:05Murray is our first contestant to be eliminated.
06:10When Murray and I broke up I decided he was dead to me.
06:14And now he actually is dead.
06:17Sorry does anybody have like one to three bottles of wine handy?
06:25I smell a conspiracy there because if you think-
06:29My body's disappeared.
06:31What you've taken my body?
06:32As if zapping us with lasers wasn't enough and now you're taking-
06:37It's the green tracksuit on the green screen.
06:43We're gonna have to win this game to open the vortex aren't we?
06:46Why did I have to be reality TV?
06:48I'd rather walk barefoot across Lego than watch reality TV.
06:51Let alone be in one.
06:52What the heck happened to you guys in the vortex hmm?
06:59Oh wait.
07:01You're a different Warren and Lucy aren't you?
07:04Now we're THE Warren and Lucy.
07:06Yeah the best Warren and Lucy.
07:08Five stars.
07:09We'll not disappoint.
07:10Whatever.
07:11So.
07:12Can you be Basil Exposition for us?
07:14We don't have time for this.
07:15Hey.
07:16All you need to know is that Aotearoa got taken over by a big corporation and turned it into
07:20one big ugly reality TV show.
07:22And right now they're probably subtitling every single word we say.
07:29So this is happening in every backyard?
07:31F my rankly butt big brother.
07:34Not Mrs. Schrodinger.
07:35Oh.
07:44Oh now the cat's using her ashes as a litter tree.
07:46Bad cat.
07:48Some sneaky players have emerged.
07:51It seems an alliance is forming between Hine, Warren and Lucy.
07:56It's not an alliance.
07:57We're whanau.
07:58Yeah.
07:59Yeah you tell them alternate anymore.
08:01Thanks alternate babe.
08:02Contestants who are still alive.
08:05Make your way to tribal council.
08:10Here's some shots you've already seen but have probably already forgotten.
08:14Right.
08:15Here.
08:19And then it was the air break.
08:22Contestants.
08:23You must vote for someone to be eliminated.
08:27Can I vote for people who say hashtag not all men?
08:30Let the voting begin.
08:48The votes have been counted.
08:49The first person voted out of the game at number 23 Haerewa Street.
08:54And the second person to be eliminated is...
09:00Moral.
09:01Oh my god.
09:02I've got a few things to say.
09:12First of all, RIP Murray.
09:14He may have been a wet fart of a husband but he was a good man.
09:18Second of all, Beau, you will always be my baby boy.
09:22And I would like to say that I am extremely proud of how I conducted myself in this game.
09:28I stayed true to myself.
09:30I was honest.
09:31I was respectful to my fellow contestants.
09:35So you can all suck my big fat.
09:37The game has spoken.
09:45It's room makeover time.
09:47Contestants must make over their rooms but they'll only have 60 seconds.
09:57We have to make over this entire room in 60 seconds?
10:00It takes me longer just to put my jeans on.
10:02I could help.
10:03Ooh.
10:04Shut up, alternate Beau.
10:06I have been to every design class for real estate beginners my work had to offer.
10:11I know how to mix patterns and create a feature wall.
10:14How can a wall be a feature?
10:16It is a structural necessity invented by the Bavarian Illuminati in the 18th century.
10:21What do you think of these bad boys?
10:23So this challenge seems way less dangerous than the last one.
10:26Don't jinx it.
10:28And there's just one more thing.
10:30While you're carrying out the challenge, the rooms will be slowly filling up with poisonous gas.
10:40Fire, there it is.
10:42Good luck teams.
10:43Your time starts now.
10:54What are you doing?
10:55It's the best way to get the ideal hang?
10:57No, so you'll find out where the studs are.
11:00We have 60 seconds.
11:01Just put it on the wall.
11:02Well, it's going to be all over the place.
11:04I'm just saying, babe.
11:05Where did I put that hammer?
11:06Oh, yep.
11:07Come.
11:08The chair.
11:09I've got it.
11:10I've got it.
11:11I've got it.
11:12I've got it.
11:13I'm coming.
11:14Babe, is there a pencil over there?
11:15Alright.
11:16It's just a light cushion chop in the middle with the side of your hand.
11:31Hiya.
11:32Here we go.
11:33Give it a go.
11:35Darren!
11:36It's a pillow.
11:37Be a masseuse, not a chiropractor.
11:39Go paint that wall apricot.
11:42Right now.
11:43Don't forget to paint.
11:48So angry Darren, honestly.
11:49Ahhhhhhhhhh.
11:50Let me go.
11:51Sorry.
11:52Does it look over me?
11:53I don't know.
11:54I don't think we can go home.
11:56I think this could be it, Maureen.
11:57Honey.
11:58Shut your mouth.
11:59Excuse me?
12:00I mean, cover your mouth and hold your breath.
12:14Ahhhhhhhh.
12:16Lucy!
12:17Lucy! Cover your mouth with something and hold your breath!
12:27Yeah, it's all about how you control the roller to give a smooth and structured finish.
12:31Of course, you don't want to leave a wet edge and...
12:33No one cares if you painted a wall, Mr Mansplaner.
12:37I'm the one that made this room come alive.
12:47Warren and Hine went the shabby chic route, but only got as far as the shabby.
12:55Lucy and Bo have gone for the car crash aesthetic.
12:58Unfortunately, they've nailed it.
13:01And they're our worst performing team.
13:03They're our frontrunners for elimination.
13:07Ian and Darren have pulled off a stunner.
13:10Beautiful use of colour really ties in this contemporary look.
13:14These are clearly our frontrunners.
13:18But hang on!
13:19Oh no!
13:20It looks like they've been overcome by the toxic gas.
13:24Their room took our breath away.
13:26Looks like theirs as well.
13:28Lucy and Bo are safe.
13:33Dad, we need to be on the same team.
13:35If I stay with puppy boy over there, I'll be ash in minutes.
13:39I say we ditch our partners and form our own team.
13:42What about your mum?
13:43She's not my mum.
13:44And she's not your wife.
13:45Yeah, but she looks really good in that tracksuit though, like...
13:50Dad!
13:51Focus!
13:52I'll go tell Bo, you go tell Mum.
13:54Fake Mum.
13:59Oh no!
14:00Bo has left the gaming area and will be eliminated!
14:03No, I was just chasing a butterfly!
14:05No, no, no, no, no, no!
14:06No, no, no, no, no!
14:07Fuck!
14:13At least you don't have to tell him you're dumping him.
14:16Contestants, there are now no more teams.
14:19We've moved on to individual challenges to find one single winner.
14:24Result?
14:25I don't have to break up with him anymore anymore.
14:27Dad?
14:28One single winner.
14:32You two!
14:33Haramai!
14:35Ooh!
14:36It's time for the Feed Your Fear Challenge.
14:40Yum!
14:41Oh no, we're going to have to eat gross animal parts, aren't we?
14:44Oh.
14:45Oh well, we can cope with that loose.
14:46We can cope with any vile, disgusting thing that they put in front of us.
14:49In a shock twist, we're bringing in a wild card entry to the game.
14:55The winner of the game at number 21, Haidewa Street, Officer Phil Doyle.
15:03G'day.
15:04G'day.
15:05Bon appetites, eh?
15:06Bon appetites.
15:08Ooh, something smells good, and it ain't my aftershave.
15:15Contestants, prepare to face your culinary fears.
15:19Remove your lids.
15:24Hinamua must eat three-week-old raw fish from tail to head.
15:28Oh no.
15:30Lucy must eat sheep droppings.
15:33Oh, what are the odds?
15:35Warren has to eat pig sphincters.
15:38What a bummer, mate.
15:39That didn't look so bad.
15:41Wait, what's the sphincter again?
15:44Yee-hoo, monsters.
15:46While our wild card Phil has to eat a delicious jam scone.
15:53Oh no.
15:54Oh, come on.
15:55I gotta eat a bum hole.
15:56Bottoms are paris.
15:57Oh.
15:58Oh wait, there's no cream here.
16:00Ooh, thank you very much.
16:01You'll have 60 seconds to eat everything on your plates.
16:06Are you ready, contestants?
16:08Ready.
16:09Ready.
16:10These are way chewier than I expected.
16:16And no flavour.
16:17Wait.
16:18My Sticky Steve's hot sauce.
16:24Dad, I can't do this.
16:26Want some hot sauce?
16:27No.
16:31Babe, what are you doing?
16:32I'm not eating one.
16:33Lucy, if you eat one of those, then I'll be eliminated and not you.
16:36But, um...
16:37Lucy, koha, Harrison, you do as you're told and you eat that poo.
16:43I can't, it's poo.
16:46Eat the poo, bubba.
16:48I'll be okay.
16:49Time's up.
16:59It looks like Hine hasn't even touched her fish, so she'll be eliminated.
17:12What's wrong with him?
17:14I don't know.
17:15But wait.
17:16It seems Phil has an undisclosed jam allergy.
17:20Oh, no.
17:22Poor guy's dying.
17:25Yep.
17:27At least I got to watch you eat buttermoles, Harrison.
17:29Yep.
17:30And it was glory.
17:32And gone.
17:39Sadly, Hine will still need to be eliminated.
17:43What?
17:44Come here.
17:45I'll give my takutou.
17:49Aw.
17:51I hate it when your wife, who's not really your wife, gets blasted off the face of the earth.
17:56It really dampens the mood.
17:58Just two players remain.
18:01One will win.
18:03One will be eliminated.
18:05Okay.
18:07Honey, listen.
18:08Your mum, who's not your mum, sacrificed herself for you.
18:13So now it's my turn.
18:15Okay?
18:16No, no.
18:17You have to win, and you have to make it home.
18:19So I'm going to make damn sure that I fail.
18:21No matter what the next challenge is, I'm going to be the worst in the world at it.
18:25Okay?
18:26Like no one's ever failed before.
18:28Welcome to the final backyard barbecue challenge.
18:32Oh, no!
18:34Contestants, you're required to cook the perfect medium rare steak.
18:39Of course.
18:40Who will judge the perfect barbecue steak?
18:42Who?
18:46Stanky Steve, creator of Stanky Steve's world-famous hot sauce.
18:51Stanky Steve's hot sauce is stanktastic.
18:53May cause explosive diarrhea.
18:55Oh, no.
18:56If it don't stank, it ain't in the bank.
19:00Who is that?
19:04He's only the greatest barbecue who ever lived next to Liam Neeson's personal chef.
19:08Please welcome your second judge, Liam Neeson's personal chef, Mike O'Shaughnessy.
19:16I feel like I'm being ripped apart by joy and sadness.
19:21Grillers ready?
19:22Ready.
19:24Yep.
19:25And grill.
19:26What does it matter?
19:27What does it matter?
19:28What does it matter?
19:29Have you got a good seal on one side?
19:42I think so.
19:43Good.
19:44Another two minutes and then take it off.
19:45What are you going to do?
19:46I'm going to burn my steak.
19:48But you, you have to watch that like a hawk.
19:49And in approximately 35 seconds, you're going to take it off the grill.
19:50Do you understand?
19:51I understand.
19:52It's been a pleasure grilling with you, Lucy Harrison.
19:53Bye.
19:54Bye.
19:55Bye.
19:56Bye.
19:57Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
19:58Oh my God, how do you see that?
19:59Well, I'm not going to buy myself.
20:00I'm going to burn my steak.
20:01But you, you have to watch that like a hawk.
20:02And in approximately 35 seconds, you're going to take it off the grill.
20:03Do you understand?
20:04I understand.
20:05Lucy Harrison.
20:28Did you die?
20:30Warren's steak is more eye-watering than mouth-watering.
20:35Fuck.
20:37Lucy must bring her plate up to the judges.
21:05Yes.
21:13Stank-tastic!
21:16fantastic oh my god you actually liked it
21:27you know I'm quite taken with this as well done
21:34and finally Warren must bring his plate forward for judgment
22:04I have tasted roadkill after a forest fire and tasted better a mess
22:25I'm not eating that no way
22:27and so salty this is quite literally the saddest day of my entire life
22:35thank you
22:39the winner of the barbecue challenge is
22:47Lucy
22:52hey thank you for burning your steak for me dad
22:58I know it was really hard for you
23:00it's one of the hardest things I've had to do in my entire life
23:04but I'd do it all again
23:06because for you sweetheart I'd do anything
23:09Warren it's elimination time
23:12whoa how did that happen
23:17this us supporting each other must be the key to opening the vortex
23:22all right hun
23:23they're bloody doing along with it
23:24just run astray
23:25he's been taken
23:31we're not back
23:34and I'm pretty sure this is not our home
23:37three bedroom two bathroom
23:40central very reluctant
23:42what war can you ask
23:43it's a picket fence habit
23:44this is a cologne world
23:45they're robots
23:49cheese it
23:49and we still can't afford to have a roof over our heads
23:52we live in boxes
23:54you live in what
23:55oh we didn't save the day at all did we
24:01you
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