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00:00:04All right, listen up, because the mayor has been on my ass about this case.
00:00:09Now, so far, all the evidence we've gathered all points to Diana Coleman.
00:00:14But you're wrong. Diana didn't do it.
00:00:21I'm sorry. You're the janitor.
00:00:23Well, since when the cleaning ladies start solving murder?
00:00:26And if you want to clean up this town, why don't you start by scrubbing the toilets?
00:00:30That's your job.
00:00:33James, tell your girl to shut up when grown-ups are talking.
00:00:36Sure.
00:00:56You sure that's our guy?
00:01:02Jesus.
00:01:02You scared the shit out of me.
00:01:04You know, your squad are complete idiots.
00:01:05They're turning the victim into the suspect and giving the real perp time to run.
00:01:09That is the killer.
00:01:25You sure you don't want to take the credit?
00:01:27You know, the mayor knows how hard you've been working this past decade.
00:01:31Grinding undercover as an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:01:34He's been watching you.
00:01:36That's why he is officially appointing you as the new LAPD commissioner.
00:01:42Congratulations.
00:01:43Congratulations.
00:01:43Oh, you have earned this.
00:01:45What?
00:01:46This is like 10 times my pay.
00:01:49Yeah.
00:01:51But I can't.
00:01:53James is the one who got that guy.
00:01:55He deserves to be made sergeant.
00:01:57He's worked hard for this.
00:01:58And I want to be there for Jenna when she gets into prep school.
00:02:00Can you please tell them that they gave Jenna a full scholarship?
00:02:03I don't want them to know that I'm paying for it.
00:02:05Here.
00:02:11Are you fucking kidding me with this?
00:02:13You have got to stop putting him ahead of yourself.
00:02:17You are ruining your own goddamn career.
00:02:19And James?
00:02:20Oh, we have to have a serious talk about James.
00:02:23No, Dad, stop.
00:02:24James is the one for me.
00:02:26Just talk later.
00:02:35So hot.
00:02:39Honey, I'm home.
00:02:41Good job.
00:02:43What do you happen to me?
00:02:46What do you do?
00:02:50Hey, babe.
00:02:51I'm watching a little home video next time.
00:02:54I think I want you to punch me even harder.
00:02:57James, you're sick!
00:03:02Jesus Christ, Karen.
00:03:04Are you eavesdropping on me?
00:03:05Can't I have some privacy in my own home?
00:03:11Eavesdropping?
00:03:12You're watching a sex tape of another woman in our living room.
00:03:16I thought you were the perfect man.
00:03:18But it turns out you're sick and twisted.
00:03:21But using your uniform as a sex toy?
00:03:23You're a disgrace to me and to the badge.
00:03:25You have no right to judge me.
00:03:27How I use my uniform is none of your business.
00:03:30None of my business.
00:03:32I've supported your career from day one, James.
00:03:36Well, I gave Jenna and you a home, and this is how you repay me?
00:03:39Cheating on me with this bitch?
00:03:40That is Marilyn, and she's Jenna's mother.
00:03:43We have a connection, and she provides for me in ways that you never will.
00:03:46You think that I have erectile dysfunction?
00:03:49No.
00:03:49I just can't get it up when I look at you, Caroline.
00:03:53So every time you were tired, you were just saving yourself from Marilyn and your twisted fantasies.
00:03:59You're sick.
00:04:00Fuck you, James.
00:04:02Hey.
00:04:04What is going on?
00:04:07Why don't you tell her that you're cheating on your wife with your ex?
00:04:14What?
00:04:15Ew, what the fuck?
00:04:18Ew, what the fuck?
00:04:19You have no right to judge me, okay?
00:04:21You're just a cleaning lady.
00:04:22All right, you make less than a waitress.
00:04:24If it weren't for us, you'd be homeless.
00:04:26Homeless?
00:04:28Okay, let's talk about homeless, James.
00:04:31Five years ago, you were broke and on the streets.
00:04:35I took you off the streets.
00:04:36I covered your debts.
00:04:38I gave you and Jenna a home.
00:04:41Without me, you would be dead in a gutter.
00:04:45My father was right about me.
00:04:48Oh, God.
00:04:50I guess it's time for me to take off the rest of the glasses.
00:04:53Hey, don't talk to my dad like that.
00:04:55No one made you choose us.
00:04:57No one forced you and twisted your arm to help us.
00:05:00And don't act like my dad's some charity case, okay?
00:05:03We went from living in your tiny little one-bedroom apartment to this house.
00:05:06And you knew my dad had potential.
00:05:08He's a great cop.
00:05:09And she is my real mom.
00:05:11You could never be anything close to that.
00:05:14You knew.
00:05:16You knew he was cheating and you covered it up.
00:05:20Jenna.
00:05:23I loved you like you were my own daughter.
00:05:25Get your dirty hands away from me.
00:05:28My dad got a promotion with double pay, so he's totally out of your league now.
00:05:32Plus, I got into prep school with a full scholarship.
00:05:34And if they knew that my mom cleans toilets, I'd be a joke.
00:05:38You know what you are.
00:05:40You're like a spade door in a submarine.
00:05:42You know, you stuck around, but you don't really add value.
00:05:45You're useless.
00:05:49Useless.
00:05:51James, you don't feel the same way, do you?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56I sure do.
00:06:02James!
00:06:04Baby!
00:06:05You left our toys in the office.
00:06:10You left our toys in the office.
00:06:12Wow.
00:06:13Now, Marilyn looks amazing.
00:06:15Hi, Mom.
00:06:17I missed you.
00:06:21Hi, sweetie.
00:06:23It must be Caroline.
00:06:25Nice to meet you.
00:06:27I'm Marilyn.
00:06:29James' ex-wife.
00:06:31I just brought in some toys.
00:06:36You know, you understand, right?
00:06:39So this is what you've been doing behind my back?
00:06:43Fine.
00:06:44I feel like SNM so much, maybe I should discipline you.
00:06:47Hey!
00:06:48What are you doing?
00:06:50Get away from my mom!
00:06:52She is my family.
00:06:53Leave!
00:06:53Nobody wants you here.
00:06:55Oh, wait.
00:06:57Here.
00:06:58Don't forget your bills.
00:07:00Bitch.
00:07:02Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:07:04Caroline.
00:07:06You racked up some debt.
00:07:09No, I...
00:07:10It's because you and Jenna kept running up the cards.
00:07:13I've been covering you for years.
00:07:17Bullshit.
00:07:18Look, they all have your name on it.
00:07:21You've been digging into my paycheck to cover your own ass, haven't you?
00:07:25Look, I'm a really decent guy.
00:07:27You have nowhere to go.
00:07:30So you either accept this situation with Marilyn,
00:07:32or you're like sick on the street.
00:07:35Exactly.
00:07:36My parents were just on a break.
00:07:38You're a homewrecker that took advantage of that.
00:07:41I mean, if it wasn't for my dad, you'd be homeless.
00:07:44So, don't you see, Caroline?
00:07:46We're helping you.
00:07:47Don't be stupid.
00:07:48This is insane.
00:07:50They actually think they're helping me?
00:07:52That all the credit card debts are mine when they're the ones spending the money?
00:07:57No, I don't care if these bills are in my name.
00:08:00I'm not paying a dime.
00:08:02Really?
00:08:03So what?
00:08:04You're just going to take on the IRS now?
00:08:06I guess you better buy a tent before you sleep on the freeway.
00:08:09You know, you should be on your knees begging for forgiveness.
00:08:11But no!
00:08:12You're too proud.
00:08:13You know, don't say we didn't try to help you when you're dumpster diving for your dinner.
00:08:18You know what?
00:08:18We'll see who's on the streets after this.
00:08:21Caroline, please.
00:08:23There's no need to be this hostile.
00:08:26Hmm, we can figure something out.
00:08:29You know, James and I, we just have this soul-level connection.
00:08:37He said that you're a little vanilla.
00:08:41There's nothing wrong with that.
00:08:43But I'm just adding a little spice.
00:08:46That's okay.
00:08:47We can share him.
00:08:50Was I talking to you?
00:08:51Was I?
00:08:53Ah!
00:09:15You hit me?
00:09:17All because of this war?
00:09:19You better be careful with your words, Caroline, and learn your place.
00:09:22From now on, you are the maid, the nanny, and the janitor.
00:09:26And you will serve us on your knees.
00:09:29Otherwise, you will not see a fucking dime from me.
00:09:35I don't want your money, James.
00:09:39You can take your card back.
00:09:43I never spent a cent.
00:09:45And for the record,
00:09:47I never wanted your money.
00:09:49I just wanted your love and support.
00:09:51You don't deserve our respect, Caroline.
00:09:53You're a cleaning lady, and you cannot live without me.
00:09:56You will be homeless and buried in debt before long.
00:10:00So don't bite the hand at peach.
00:10:02Exactly.
00:10:03Meanwhile, my dad's career is only rising.
00:10:05The police commissioner has noticed his talent,
00:10:08and he's getting promoted to sergeant soon.
00:10:10No, you won't.
00:10:14Because I am the commissioner.
00:10:20Don't we all love role-playing?
00:10:22But if you're the commissioner,
00:10:24I'm the president of the United States.
00:10:29Soon enough, you'll be on your knees,
00:10:32calling me master,
00:10:34begging for forgiveness.
00:10:36Would you stop with the fantasy?
00:10:38My career stalled because of you.
00:10:40Because I married some cleaning lady.
00:10:42It was the biggest mistake of my life,
00:10:43and I fucking hate you.
00:10:44Well, I fucking hate you, too, James.
00:10:47I never should have given you a chance.
00:10:49That was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:10:51You know what?
00:10:52I'm glad you showed me who you really were.
00:10:56Because now...
00:10:58Now I'm taking back everything.
00:11:03Sweetie, we can still make something work.
00:11:06Listen, if you can handle
00:11:09watching us making out in front of you,
00:11:12I'm pretty sure James would let you stay.
00:11:15He likes that kind of thing.
00:11:17Ew!
00:11:18Mom, no.
00:11:18Just stop.
00:11:19Just kick her out already.
00:11:21I mean, she could drop dead for all I care.
00:11:23The three of us,
00:11:24we are the real family.
00:11:27She's a nobody.
00:11:28Jenna, I've raised you for five years
00:11:30when this woman walked out on both of you.
00:11:34You said that you loved me like a real mom.
00:11:38I guess all of it was fake.
00:11:41Please.
00:11:41My dad was the only one who actually raised me.
00:11:44He worked his ass off.
00:11:45And what did you do?
00:11:46You twiddled a toilet brush
00:11:47and binge-watched Drama Wave all day.
00:11:49I mean, stop living in your fantasy, Caroline.
00:11:52Nobody's coming to save you.
00:11:54I guess I did a pretty bad job of raising you.
00:11:59Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a spineless rat.
00:12:01Did you just call me a rat?
00:12:04Don't worry.
00:12:05Don't worry.
00:12:05I won't get in the way of your happy little family anymore.
00:12:07I'm done.
00:12:09It's not enough for Caroline just to walk away like this.
00:12:12I need her divorce, James, ASAP
00:12:15so I can get my hands on his assets.
00:12:18Caroline!
00:12:19Step right there.
00:12:21Now what?
00:12:22Now what?
00:12:23You can leave, but not with those clothes
00:12:26and wearing that jewelry.
00:12:35Yeah.
00:12:36They don't belong to you.
00:12:38Leave them.
00:12:38What?
00:12:40I don't have it.
00:12:41I paid for these myself.
00:12:46Get off me!
00:12:49Did you just hit my wife?
00:12:54Dad, she's a psycho bitch who's trying to hurt mom.
00:12:56I mean, she needs to be out of our life for good.
00:12:58Divorce her.
00:12:58Please.
00:12:59You want me to divorce him?
00:13:01You want to divorce?
00:13:02Where are the papers?
00:13:03Where are the fucking papers?
00:13:04I'll try.
00:13:04Shut up!
00:13:22I'll try.
00:13:34Caroline, there's all your stuff.
00:13:37Oh, and don't forget about your precious little toilet brush.
00:13:42Now get lost.
00:13:46My parents are getting remarried soon, so we don't need you and your janitor trash stinking
00:13:51up our house.
00:14:03Don't get out of my sight, Caroline.
00:14:11Cheers to our new chapter.
00:14:15That bitch is gone.
00:14:23Dad, you were right all along.
00:14:26I never should have left home for him.
00:14:32You're welcome to come home any time.
00:14:36Dad.
00:14:40Okay, not really sure what's going on, but no matter what happens, I'm always on your
00:14:46side, and you'll always be my little girl, okay?
00:14:52Come on, let's get out of here.
00:14:54Dad, it's supposed to be...
00:14:56Come on, sweetie.
00:15:02Okay, I'm not trying to say I told you so, but I saw right through him from day one.
00:15:08And I'm sorry I was so hard on you about the marriage, but I was trying to protect you.
00:15:15He doesn't deserve you, Caroline.
00:15:19And I'm going to make sure no one ever hurts my daughter like that again, okay?
00:15:24Thank you, Dad.
00:15:26Dad.
00:15:26It's okay.
00:15:31Dad, thank you.
00:15:33Look, I know that you mean well, but this is my mess.
00:15:39I have to clean it up.
00:15:42God, if they ever knew who you really were, they'd never have the balls to treat you like
00:15:45shit.
00:15:47I mean, he was up to his eyeballs in debt when I met him.
00:15:52I thought if he knew who I really was, it would make him so insecure.
00:15:55You're right.
00:15:57I know.
00:15:58I never should have dimmed in my light for anyone else.
00:16:02I thought about it.
00:16:05I'm going to accept the police commissioner.
00:16:16I'll take office tomorrow.
00:16:18James, you're in for quite a surprise.
00:16:25Look at us.
00:16:26Perfect happy family.
00:16:28I bet that bitch Caroline is freezing in her underpass right now.
00:16:31Now that she's gone, we don't have to sneak around anymore.
00:16:35Mom's back.
00:16:36Dad's getting promoted.
00:16:37And I'm going off to prep school soon.
00:16:38This is just the best day ever.
00:16:44Talk to me.
00:16:48What?
00:16:50Caroline went to Mark?
00:16:53Caroline didn't rat us out to Mark, did she?
00:16:56Have she ruined your promotion?
00:16:57Dad, you're going to lose your job and I can't go to Air One anymore.
00:17:00You will still get your daily Hailey Bieber smoothie from Air One, but that bitch is trying to ruin
00:17:04me.
00:17:04If she goes to Mark, that's bad.
00:17:17Lizzie, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:17:20You're still the top performer in Mark's team.
00:17:24He's on your side.
00:17:25Just call him and see what's going on.
00:17:39You're a uniform, Commissioner.
00:17:43You sure you want to do this at the ceremony?
00:17:45It's time for me to get rid of my old baggage.
00:17:49Whether that's my ex-uniform or my ex-husband.
00:17:54I have to let go of the past.
00:17:57I need to be my true self.
00:18:07Yeah.
00:18:08Hey, Mark.
00:18:09It's James.
00:18:11Listen, I know that there's been a lot of drama lately, but I just want to make sure that
00:18:14it doesn't reflect poorly on you or the department.
00:18:17I mean, you know me.
00:18:18I am a team player.
00:18:19Oh, that's all right, James.
00:18:21Everything's fine.
00:18:22I just wanted to make sure you were going to be there for the swearing-in ceremony tomorrow.
00:18:27It helped with you and me.
00:18:29The Commissioner herself has a surprise for you.
00:18:32Oh, and she said to make sure you bring the whole family so they can be a part of the
00:18:36big
00:18:36moment.
00:18:38I swear it's going to be something really special.
00:18:43How did he go?
00:18:45Well, I don't want to jinx it, but he invited us to the commissioner's ceremony and he said
00:18:51to bring my family, so...
00:18:53I think I'm getting promoted.
00:18:56Yay, Dad.
00:18:57That's double the salary, right?
00:18:58Yeah, that's right.
00:18:59James, I never should have left you in the first place.
00:19:03It gave Caroline a chance to slip through the cracks.
00:19:08I was young and scared.
00:19:10I'm sorry that I didn't come back sooner.
00:19:13I never stopped loving you.
00:19:16And now that we're back together as a family, I'm never walking away again.
00:19:22James, let's get married again.
00:19:24Let's do it.
00:19:26You don't worry about that, bitch.
00:19:27You're the only one for me.
00:19:30Tonight, I'm the master and you're the slave.
00:19:38OMG.
00:19:39Dad, this is so fancy.
00:19:42Jenna, when your father gets promoted, he'll be like a king around here.
00:19:49Yeah, I guess I am going to be a hit on the hunt show.
00:19:52James!
00:19:53Commissioner handles promotions where it is.
00:19:56You're getting bumped up today.
00:19:57Congrats!
00:19:58Thanks, Ham.
00:20:00But we gotta keep it quiet.
00:20:01I gotta stay low-key.
00:20:03I am so glad Caroline's not here for your big moment, Dad.
00:20:06I mean, imagine bringing her here, a janitor standing right next to you.
00:20:10God, she is so useless.
00:20:11Nothing but dead weight.
00:20:16Our new L.A. PD Commissioner will be here any minute.
00:20:19I want all units on standby.
00:20:20Yes, sir.
00:20:29Your key card, Madam Commissioner.
00:20:34Everything's set.
00:20:37Give me a second.
00:20:38I'm having a really proud moment right now.
00:20:41Thanks, Dad.
00:20:43It's time to give James and his family a little surprise.
00:20:48You know what?
00:20:49I heard the commissioner worked undercover in the department for years.
00:20:53Now it was everyone, inside and out.
00:20:54For her to invite your whole family, she must like you.
00:21:02You're golden, boy.
00:21:04Oh, don't worry.
00:21:05I was just doing my job.
00:21:06Just doing my job.
00:21:08But you said her?
00:21:09A female undercover police officer.
00:21:12That sounds hot.
00:21:13Her husband must be a lucky guy.
00:21:15I'm kind of jealous.
00:21:16You know, she or my mom, I could shoplift from every store on Rodeo Drive and get away with it.
00:21:20God, that would be so fun.
00:21:21Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.
00:21:22When I get my promotion, you will still be able to do that.
00:21:25The commissioner is going to be here very soon.
00:21:29Our future is in this woman's hands.
00:21:32I am so proud of you, honey.
00:21:36This is your time to shine.
00:21:38I'm so happy that you came back to my life and helped me dump that useless janitor.
00:21:42I mean, she's dead weight.
00:21:45Don't worry, man.
00:21:46I will give you the life that you want.
00:21:48I will give you everything.
00:21:55I don't need your permission to take what's mine.
00:21:59I'm going to take it all.
00:22:01You idiots.
00:22:03Guys, the commissioner is coming in.
00:22:06Can you believe it?
00:22:22James, isn't it funny that the moment you dump Caroline, your career skyrockets?
00:22:29I guess it is pretty crazy that my luck changes the second that she's gone.
00:22:33I mean, the only thing she's good for is scrubbing shit off of toilet bowls.
00:22:36And she thought she was good enough to be my mother.
00:22:38What a joke.
00:22:39No.
00:22:41I am so glad that we have found each other again.
00:22:45Alan, after I get this promotion, we can start playing that dream wedding of ours.
00:22:52Everyone, the commissioner is coming in.
00:22:54Let's go.
00:22:55Let's go.
00:22:55Let's go.
00:22:56Let's go.
00:22:57Salute.
00:23:17Long time no see.
00:23:21Caroline, what are you doing in a uniform?
00:23:25Wait.
00:23:26You're the commissioner?
00:23:28No.
00:23:29Holy shit.
00:23:30This whole time.
00:23:31All.
00:23:32That's right, Detective Hamm.
00:23:34I am.
00:23:36What the hell are you doing here?
00:23:38Oh, I get it.
00:23:40You're a little upset with what we did to you, so you're here playing dress up in a Halloween
00:23:43costume, pretending to be the commissioner.
00:23:45I mean, everybody knows that this is a joke, right?
00:23:47Exactly.
00:23:48Dad said the new commissioner used to be an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:23:51I mean, handpicked by the mayor.
00:23:53She solved hundreds of major cases.
00:23:55Sure shit isn't some cleaning lady.
00:23:58Do not ruin the commissioner's celebration, Caroline.
00:24:01This is my family's big day, so leave now or you'll regret it.
00:24:05Leave?
00:24:06Now, why would I leave?
00:24:08This is my office.
00:24:09In fact, I'm the person that you're waiting for.
00:24:14Caroline, I warned you.
00:24:15Now, you are officially obstructing a police proceeding.
00:24:17I will place you under arrest.
00:24:19Now, are you sure you really want to arrest your boss?
00:24:24Holy shit.
00:24:25Is that police commissioner's badge?
00:24:27There's only one person that's got a copy of that.
00:24:30I told you she was the new commissioner.
00:24:33Nobody listens to me.
00:24:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:40It's clearly fake.
00:24:41I mean, she obviously stole that.
00:24:42She's my ex-wife.
00:24:44She's just a stupid janitor.
00:24:46Everybody else here knows that, right?
00:24:47Well, yeah, because if Caroline was really the commissioner, that would make you an absolute idiot to get rid of
00:24:53her.
00:24:54Now, the real commissioner will be here any second.
00:24:56And when she sees this stunt, she's going to lose her shit.
00:25:00Guys, I need this promotion, so go ahead and get rid of her.
00:25:04Now!
00:25:05Look, aren't you sure?
00:25:07I guess it's got to be.
00:25:08I mean, I'm not taking heat over just a janitor.
00:25:13All right.
00:25:13You know, enough is enough.
00:25:15You're coming with me.
00:25:16You've got to go.
00:25:16Hold on.
00:25:18Before you boys make the biggest mistake of your life,
00:25:21why don't you try swiping this on the door of the commissioner's office?
00:25:26Right?
00:25:27Then you'll see.
00:25:29Word is the commissioner spent years undercover in the headquarters.
00:25:34What if it's really her?
00:25:35She seems awfully sure of herself.
00:25:37Maybe we should just let her try.
00:25:39No, no, no, guys.
00:25:40Why don't we just arrest her already?
00:25:42She's clearly just stalling us.
00:25:44But, James, you know, we can't be sure.
00:25:47I mean, she's got the card and the badge and everything.
00:25:49If the card doesn't work and the door doesn't open, then we can cuff her.
00:25:54Oh.
00:25:56Getting scared?
00:25:57No.
00:25:58Fine.
00:25:59Let's just do it already.
00:26:00Right.
00:26:13You've been pacing for five minutes already.
00:26:16Just swipe the damn card.
00:26:17I'm curious.
00:26:20How are you going to feel when that door opens?
00:26:23Terror?
00:26:25Or regret?
00:26:26God damn it, Caroline.
00:26:27Just cut the crap.
00:26:28It's clear she's a fraud.
00:26:30And she's too scared to even try it.
00:26:33And you stop wasting all this time.
00:26:38The commissioner will be here any second.
00:26:42James, I promised you'd come crawling back begging for mercy.
00:26:47Well, when this door opens, I'll make good on that promise.
00:26:51Yeah.
00:26:52If that door actually opens, I will worship your feet and then grovel for your mercy.
00:26:57Yes.
00:26:59Yes.
00:27:00Yes, you will.
00:27:14See what I'm saying?
00:27:16Go ahead and quit this stupid act.
00:27:18This is not going to win me back.
00:27:20Now go ahead and arrest her before the commissioner gets here.
00:27:22She's wasting police time.
00:27:24You stupid bitch.
00:27:26You just can't accept getting kicked out of our house, can you?
00:27:29Aw, poor Caroline.
00:27:32Homeless and broke.
00:27:34You should have taken up on my offer.
00:27:47I swiped the wrong side.
00:27:57Surprise.
00:28:00Swiped the wrong side.
00:28:06Surprise.
00:28:14James.
00:28:15Time to get your promise.
00:28:17Uniform, the key card, the whole sort of proves she's the commissioner, right?
00:28:21It has to be.
00:28:22You called it, right?
00:28:23We almost let James destroy our careers.
00:28:26Dad, what if she actually is?
00:28:28After all that awful stuff we said about her?
00:28:30No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:32That's not right.
00:28:33She's my ex-wife.
00:28:34She's just a janitor.
00:28:35And she clearly stole that badge.
00:28:38I'd like to know more.
00:28:40Caroline, you shameless whore.
00:28:41You follow me here.
00:28:42You fake that uniform.
00:28:43And you think I'm going to come crawling back to you.
00:28:45Oh, don't think so highly of yourself, James.
00:28:48I'm not here for you.
00:28:49I'm here to work.
00:28:54Caroline.
00:28:55A loser in our costume is still, hmm, a loser.
00:29:01You can't fake your way into having power.
00:29:03Yeah, you can play dress up all you want, but you're still just a janitor.
00:29:08Leave now before my dad locks you up for fake impersonation.
00:29:13All right.
00:29:13I've indulged you a lot long enough.
00:29:18Welcome to my family.
00:29:21Caroline, what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:29:23James, stop her.
00:29:25This champagne's for the commissioner.
00:29:27You two aren't technically divorced yet.
00:29:31So if she ruins this party, it will blow back on you.
00:29:35Caroline, stop.
00:29:36I said stop it now.
00:29:38You're doing this just to get back at me, aren't you?
00:29:40I told you, this is my celebration, including the champagne.
00:29:44I've put it down.
00:29:45For you, the only thing that's for you is a cell.
00:29:47And we will arrest you.
00:29:53You cuff me, and I will have your ashes as a platter.
00:29:56So try me.
00:29:57I'll learn you.
00:29:58Shut up, Caroline.
00:29:59And stop lying.
00:30:00That champagne is for the commissioner only.
00:30:02I will say this one last time.
00:30:04That champagne is mine, and I will drink it.
00:30:07You're doing this to embarrass me in front of the commissioner, you bitch.
00:30:17Let go, let go, let go.
00:30:19Don't you dare test me again, James.
00:30:21After everything that you've done, I will make you pay today.
00:30:29You bitch, how dare you hit my dad?
00:30:33Oh, I haven't even started.
00:30:34You haven't seen anything yet.
00:30:46You fucking bitch!
00:30:48I will fucking end you.
00:30:49I'm not going to let you ruin my career!
00:30:56You touch me again, and I will shove your balls to the back of your dirty throat.
00:31:01James, Scott, are you a gay?
00:31:03I'll fucking kill you!
00:31:04The commissioner is almost here.
00:31:06Your pathetic little revenge plot ends now.
00:31:10You're right.
00:31:11I am here for revenge.
00:31:15I'm going to make you pay for everything you've done.
00:31:20Wait, is that the official police commissioner's badge?
00:31:24Caroline really is the new commissioner.
00:31:26Good thing we backed off when she told us to.
00:31:31Poor James is in a world of shit.
00:31:33Oh my God, Dad.
00:31:34If she really is the commissioner, we're fucked.
00:31:37James, go apologize.
00:31:40Now, I am not going down with you.
00:31:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:45This is not real.
00:31:47No, this is a fucked up prank.
00:31:48Five years, and I did nothing but love and respect you.
00:31:53And yet you cheated on me, and you disrespected the badge.
00:31:57So as commissioner, I'm firing you.
00:31:59Effective immediately.
00:32:01No, wait.
00:32:02You do not have that authority.
00:32:03She's not the commissioner.
00:32:05Look at that badge.
00:32:06Look at that uniform.
00:32:07It's all fake.
00:32:08She didn't even do her research.
00:32:10You know, why is her uniform different?
00:32:13Exactly.
00:32:14We've never seen that uniform before.
00:32:16She's impersonating an officer, and she should be arrested.
00:32:19Dad, you're right.
00:32:20Caroline impersonating law enforcement is a felony.
00:32:23Of course you haven't seen this uniform.
00:32:24It's above your ranking.
00:32:26The mayor had this customly addressed for me.
00:32:30Enough of the bullshit.
00:32:31We are sick of your lies.
00:32:32Now arrest her now.
00:32:37Wait.
00:32:38Yeah, I've seen commissioner Collins wear that exact same thing before.
00:32:43Well, looks like Ham is the only detective deserving of a promotion here.
00:32:49Are you sure that that's not the commissioner's uniform?
00:32:52Well, not 100%, but it looks legit.
00:32:56Why not call Collins?
00:32:58If she's really the commissioner, he'd know.
00:33:01Yeah, you're right.
00:33:02Collins will not put up with this bullshit.
00:33:04Caroline, you're about to be in a world of shit.
00:33:06I'm calling Chief Deputy Collins, and he's going to bury you.
00:33:09Be my guest.
00:33:11Yes, Chief Collins?
00:33:12Yeah, this is James.
00:33:14We have somebody impersonating the commissioner, and I think you should come take a look.
00:33:19What?
00:33:20We can't have this in our precinct.
00:33:22Detain her immediately.
00:33:24I'm on my way.
00:33:26Chief Collins will be here any minute, and soon we'll expose all your lies.
00:33:29It's fine.
00:33:30Let's wait and see.
00:33:32James, lock her up already.
00:33:35The commissioner and Mark will be here any minute, and if they see this mess, it will be on you.
00:33:42You better divorce her and distance yourself, because she will ruin you.
00:33:47You're absolutely right.
00:33:48I do need a divorce her immediately.
00:33:52I need you all to go stall Mark and the commissioner.
00:33:54I'll handle this.
00:33:55Good idea.
00:33:56I'll see what we can do.
00:33:58Hope you know what you're doing, James.
00:34:02Here's the divorce agreement.
00:34:04Sign it.
00:34:05Do you have any idea what divorcing me actually means?
00:34:08It means I'm finally going to be free.
00:34:10Free from your crazy ass.
00:34:12Caroline, I know why you met Mark yesterday.
00:34:14You were trying to tank my dad's promotion.
00:34:15Thankfully, the commissioner was smart enough to see right through your lunacy.
00:34:19Caroline, James took care of you for five years, and this is how you repay him?
00:34:25That's low, even for someone like you.
00:34:31All right, Smith.
00:34:34Chief.
00:34:37Thank God you're here, Chief.
00:34:39I'm sorry about the mess, but it's my ex-wife.
00:34:41She's just...
00:34:42I'll arrest her immediately.
00:34:45All right, just relax.
00:34:46I'll handle her.
00:34:47She's right there.
00:34:48You mean handle me, Chief?
00:34:51Why don't you take a good look?
00:34:52Tell them who I really am.
00:34:56Sure.
00:35:01Lady, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:35:04You got some brass balls on you sitting in that commissioner's chair wearing our uniform and badge.
00:35:09Get your ass out of there.
00:35:10Whatever this is you're doing, you're done.
00:35:13What?
00:35:14Wait, you mean you really don't know who I am?
00:35:16Cut the act, Caroline.
00:35:18You know, if you really are the commissioner, why does the chief not know who you are?
00:35:29And who the hell cracked that open?
00:35:31That was meant for the commissioner.
00:35:33I did, of course.
00:35:35Because I am the commissioner.
00:35:37You?
00:35:39Chief, do not listen to her.
00:35:41She's just my ex-wife.
00:35:42She's some crazy cleaning lady, and she's just doing all this just to get back with me.
00:35:45You're a real nut job, lady.
00:35:47Clean up that champagne tower before the real commissioner gets here.
00:35:51Now, make it snappy, or I'll make sure you rot in prison.
00:35:55I don't like your tone very much.
00:35:57Chief, are you sure you don't want to verify who I am?
00:36:01Yay, sure.
00:36:02Chief here has been overseeing every LAPD appointment for the last eight years.
00:36:06He knows this place inside and out.
00:36:07Just face it, Caroline, you're done for.
00:36:10Okay, last eight years.
00:36:11That makes sense that you don't know me.
00:36:13I went undercover ten years ago.
00:36:18Are you kidding me?
00:36:20Hell, you're not even 30.
00:36:21You want me to believe you've been undercover for the last ten years?
00:36:25Don't listen to her, Chief.
00:36:26She's just my crazy ex-wife ever since I dumped her.
00:36:28She's been acting all crazy and pulling this crazy shit.
00:36:31Why don't I just arrest her already?
00:36:33Collins, as the new commissioner,
00:36:36I'd advise you to think very carefully before making the next move.
00:36:39They say the new commissioner went on an undercover assignment ten years ago.
00:36:44I never did meet her.
00:36:46What if?
00:36:47Do not listen to her.
00:36:48She's playing mind games right now.
00:36:53Totally.
00:36:54She can't stand that my parents are back together and my dad's getting a promotion.
00:36:57Exactly.
00:36:58That makes sense.
00:37:01Harrison, arrest her.
00:37:05Collins, the system doesn't lie, right?
00:37:09So run my name, and then we'll see the truth.
00:37:12Lady, this is a waste of my time.
00:37:15I think I know a liar when I see one.
00:37:18If I don't belong here, then how did I even get in?
00:37:20This floor is personnel only.
00:37:23Badge verified.
00:37:25Shit.
00:37:26You know, she's right.
00:37:28Security on this level is airtight.
00:37:31The only way you could have gotten in here is if...
00:37:34Collins, she obviously stole it.
00:37:35She's been a cleaning lady here for ten years.
00:37:38Now, James, I'm sorry.
00:37:40Better safe than sorry.
00:37:41Harrison, take her the iPad and have her enter in her badge number.
00:37:45Every officer on the force is in that system,
00:37:47even ones who have been undercover.
00:37:49So if you are the commissioner, prove it.
00:37:56Let's find out.
00:38:15Well, it looks like your scam is finally up.
00:38:18Now put your hands behind your back.
00:38:20Shit.
00:38:21That crazy bitch almost had me.
00:38:24I see.
00:38:25Your clearance level is too low to access my information.
00:38:28Would you stop lying, you crazy bitch?
00:38:31Collins, let's give you a minute to handle some personal business and then arrest her.
00:38:35All right, James.
00:38:36But make it snappy.
00:38:37I want this whole thing wrapped up before the commissioner gets here.
00:38:40Now sign the damn divorce papers.
00:38:42You ruined my life once, and I have a bright future.
00:38:45So I'm not going to let you ruin anything.
00:38:47Ruined you?
00:38:49I saved you from the streets when you and your daughter couldn't afford fast food.
00:38:53I got you this job.
00:38:55I paid your bills.
00:38:56I fought for your career.
00:38:59And you?
00:39:01Well, you ran back to this whore who left you with nothing.
00:39:05So tell me, how exactly did I ruin you?
00:39:08Would you stop taking credit for my success?
00:39:10I busted my ass to get where I am, and you did nothing.
00:39:14I did everything.
00:39:15Let me be clear, James, I told Mark to promote you.
00:39:19I did everything.
00:39:20You would be on the streets without me.
00:39:24You see what I'm saying?
00:39:26She's lost her mind.
00:39:27She thinks Mark takes orders from her.
00:39:29It's pathetic.
00:39:31This is a sad, desperate attempt for you to stay off the streets.
00:39:35What's next, Caroline?
00:39:37You'll fire James if he upsets you?
00:39:41Actually, yes, I can, and I will.
00:39:45Oh, God.
00:39:46You're not going to prison.
00:39:48You're going to a psych ward.
00:39:49Stop lying.
00:39:50Everyone here knows you're a joke.
00:39:52You know what?
00:39:53I guess I am a joke.
00:39:55I wasted years of my life on an ungrateful husband and his vicious little brat.
00:40:00Yeah, whatever.
00:40:01Just sign the damn divorce papers because Collins is waiting to arrest you.
00:40:04Don't worry.
00:40:06I will.
00:40:07And then I'll have nothing to do with you again.
00:40:10Actually, hold on.
00:40:11What is it, James?
00:40:13This is an addendum.
00:40:16Sign it, too.
00:40:17That way your debts stay your debts, and my dad's assets belong to us only, and you can't take a
00:40:22penny.
00:40:24Five years, Jenna.
00:40:27Five years.
00:40:28I've wasted.
00:40:30My God, I should have just gotten a dog.
00:40:32At least it would be loyal.
00:40:33My dad busted his ass for his money, and you're just a parasite loser that latched on to him, so
00:40:38you can fuck off.
00:40:41Wake up, idiot.
00:40:43Your dad's paycheck won't even cover the interest of his debts.
00:40:47You mean your debts?
00:40:48I paid mine.
00:40:50No, no.
00:40:50I don't have any debts.
00:40:52That was all you.
00:40:54And for five years, I paid those bills every single month.
00:40:59We should ask him, you know, the worst he can do is say no.
00:41:05Director Mark, James is here.
00:41:07Can we hand him his promotion papers?
00:41:10Promotion papers?
00:41:12Have you met Caroline?
00:41:15Caroline.
00:41:17I know it.
00:41:19Shit.
00:41:19Do you think Mark and the commissioner know about the Champagne Tower?
00:41:23What are we going to do?
00:41:24Oh, uh, oh, James and her, well, they're having a friendly little chat.
00:41:31Friendly?
00:41:33Don't tell me Caroline went soft again on that bastard.
00:41:36Fine.
00:41:37Take the papers and be Caroline's backup.
00:41:39I'll be right there.
00:41:41Yeah.
00:41:43You are a cleaning lady.
00:41:45How could I possibly have more debt than you?
00:41:47You can't even take care of yourself, and you're trying to say that you can take care of me?
00:41:49The debts are all yours, okay?
00:41:52So stop stalling and sign the damn papers!
00:41:56James, you are a high school dropout with zero qualifications.
00:42:01How do you think you got that badge?
00:42:03Because it sure as hell wasn't through hard work.
00:42:08I got here from pure hard work, and you're just some crazy bitch that's trying to take credit for my
00:42:12success!
00:42:13All right.
00:42:15I'll sign the papers.
00:42:17But don't come crying to me later.
00:42:27Thank God.
00:42:30Fine.
00:42:38Good job, honey.
00:42:40I'm so proud of you.
00:42:42I've raised you well.
00:42:43Finally.
00:42:45All the money and the shopping.
00:42:48I wonder where we should go.
00:42:50The police commissioner is waiting for us.
00:42:53Yes, sir.
00:42:54Everyone with me.
00:42:57All right.
00:42:58Mark's on his way.
00:43:00I hope you're ready to face the consequences of your actions, James.
00:43:04Spare me.
00:43:06Collins is about to cart your ass to jail, and the commissioner will be here any minute to give me
00:43:10my promotion in person.
00:43:12Wow, she's really Delulu.
00:43:15She thinks she can boss around the director.
00:43:18Chief Collins, we're done here.
00:43:21I'll let you take it from here.
00:43:27Harrison, let's take her in.
00:43:30Wait, stop!
00:43:36Mark just gave the order.
00:43:40Wait!
00:43:42Mark just gave the order.
00:43:45What order?
00:43:46He said he wants us to be Caroline's backup.
00:43:53He's on his way.
00:43:54Caroline's back?
00:43:55What does she need backup for?
00:43:57So she can actually order Mark around?
00:43:59Wait, what is the deal with you and director Mark?
00:44:01Just wait.
00:44:03He'll explain everything.
00:44:04Wait, so Mark is coming here under his own accord for you.
00:44:10There's got to be something else going on.
00:44:11Were you cheating on me this entire time?
00:44:14Don't worry about it, James.
00:44:16Look at what I got here.
00:44:18Mark told me to bring you promotion papers.
00:44:22You're still his golden boy.
00:44:24Well, yeah.
00:44:26Really?
00:44:28Yeah!
00:44:29See for yourself, Sergeant James.
00:44:35Baby, you did it!
00:44:37You're officially a sergeant.
00:44:41This is the best day ever.
00:44:43My dad gets promoted, and we're finally done with this bitch.
00:44:47Don't you think the party's a little premature?
00:44:50Without Mark's official approval, that's as good as toilet paper.
00:44:56Are you stupid and blind?
00:44:58It clearly says promoted to sergeant.
00:45:00Right.
00:45:02Straight from the committee.
00:45:04Mark couldn't nullify this, even if you paid him.
00:45:07Forget about her, James.
00:45:09Now, when you're officially divorced, let's think about our wedding.
00:45:15I don't want to, babe.
00:45:16That'll happen soon.
00:45:17This cleaning lady is so beneath me.
00:45:20I'm so glad that I dumped her.
00:45:25James, what goes around comes around.
00:45:28I hope you know what's coming.
00:45:30Dad, just ignore this bitch.
00:45:32We'll be getting rich while she rots in prison.
00:45:36So smug and so stupid.
00:45:39Cut the bullshit, Caroline.
00:45:41You're done.
00:45:42Now, based on Ham's word alone, are you really sure about this promotion?
00:45:47What the hell are you playing at?
00:45:49I mean, Ham's just a detective.
00:45:52He's not authorized to make appointments.
00:45:55That comes from Mark himself.
00:45:57So unless Mark says your name, that promotion means nothing.
00:46:01You know, she's kind of right.
00:46:03But how the hell does she know our appointment protocols?
00:46:07Because I created it.
00:46:14Because I created it.
00:46:18Wait.
00:46:20Does that mean she can actually be the commissioner?
00:46:24No, no.
00:46:25Mark's busy.
00:46:27So he asked me to bring the appointment papers and announce it.
00:46:34Huh.
00:46:35Did Mark really say that?
00:46:37Yeah.
00:46:38Let's call him and find out.
00:46:40Caroline, stop already.
00:46:42You are making a fool of yourself.
00:46:44You know, Ham wouldn't be here without Mark's blessing.
00:46:47So, I mean, God, I hate desperate people.
00:46:51You are literally giving me the air.
00:46:53Exactly.
00:46:54How would a clueless toilet scrubber know anything about police hire her, he?
00:47:00She just can't stand that I'm moving up in the world while she's hitting rock bottom.
00:47:04After all, she is going to jail.
00:47:06You are so right, honey.
00:47:09Caroline, she spends her day toilet scrubbing, so of course she doesn't know how the real world works.
00:47:17I'm so glad that you're divorced now.
00:47:20Caroline, maybe you should toss away your toilet brush and get a little taste of the real world.
00:47:28And yet you're the one who married the toilet scrubber, right?
00:47:32Spending all that time at rock bottom with you, I learned a lot of valuable lessons.
00:47:37Shut up already!
00:47:41Oh, it's Mark.
00:47:44He's probably calling to congratulate me.
00:47:47Dad, put her on speaker.
00:47:48Let her hear it.
00:47:49Might as well expose her to the act.
00:47:52Mark, I just want to say thank you for trusting me, sir.
00:47:55I just got handed the conversion papers.
00:47:58James, listen carefully.
00:48:00Your promotion is suspended.
00:48:09Mark, you just gave me the promotion papers.
00:48:12Why would you suspend it immediately?
00:48:14I only had him bring the papers over for storage.
00:48:17I never authorized anything.
00:48:20Okay.
00:48:21Yeah, I got it.
00:48:23I will be there shortly.
00:48:25Stay where you are.
00:48:27Yes, sir.
00:48:28What happened with Mark?
00:48:29Mark, why is your promotion getting suspended?
00:48:32Oh, please, God, no more drama.
00:48:34I mean, this is all her fault.
00:48:36No, no, Mark is on his way here right now to, you know, tell me in person.
00:48:42Well, like I said, Mark won't promote you without me authorizing it.
00:48:46You know, just shut up, Caroline.
00:48:48Mark wouldn't be making a personal appearance if he didn't respect my dad.
00:48:53Exactly.
00:48:54James was the star auxiliary officer, and the commissioner asked ourselves to come in here
00:49:02for a special surprise, so he will get promoted.
00:49:08Don't get ahead of yourselves.
00:49:10I told Mark to come.
00:49:11Believe it or not, everything in this world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:15Stop talking about it.
00:49:17When Mark gets here, I'll arrest you in front of him.
00:49:19You're done.
00:49:21Dad, it's been an hour.
00:49:22I mean, who is the commissioner anyways, and what is this big surprise?
00:49:26The answer to both of those questions is...
00:49:34You?
00:49:35You?
00:49:36Caroline?
00:49:37Stop the act already.
00:49:39I'm not coming back to you.
00:49:41I mean, stop dreaming, Caroline.
00:49:44The commissioner is a renowned internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:49:47The mayor kisses her ass.
00:49:50I married you because you seem sweet and innocent.
00:49:53But the reality is, you're one of the most deranged bitches I've ever met in my life.
00:49:58And you'll make a very nice addition to Skid Row.
00:50:01Oh, poor little Caroline.
00:50:05She can't accept the fact that I'm a better woman than her.
00:50:12I guess her shock must have broken her.
00:50:15That's why she's acting so crazy.
00:50:19All right.
00:50:19You clearly don't buy it.
00:50:21Go ahead and call Mark.
00:50:25Oh, Commissioner Caroline.
00:50:27Should I bow to your feet right now?
00:50:31Walk faster.
00:50:32Let's not keep Caroline waiting.
00:50:34So, Commissioner, what's the order?
00:50:36Are you going to have Mark fire me on the spot?
00:50:39Yeah, are you going to get me kicked out of prep school, too?
00:50:42Ooh, I'm dying to know.
00:50:44What about me, Commissioner?
00:50:47What is my punishment?
00:50:50Enjoy your little show while you can.
00:50:52When Mark gets here, it's over.
00:50:55Ooh.
00:50:56Ooh, I can't wait.
00:50:58James, get your ass out here now.
00:51:04What the hell is going on?
00:51:07Sir, where's the commission?
00:51:09I was going to escort you guys in.
00:51:17Are you okay?
00:51:19He didn't hurt you, did he?
00:51:21Hey, no, I'm fine.
00:51:26Why is she acting so cozy with the director?
00:51:29Is she his side piece or something?
00:51:31Hey, you shut that hole in your face.
00:51:34This is the commissioner's swearing-in ceremony.
00:51:36Show some goddamn respect.
00:51:40No, no, no, no, Mark, Mark.
00:51:41You got it all wrong.
00:51:42She's got the fake uniform and badge.
00:51:44She's impersonating the commissioner,
00:51:45and we were just about to arrest her.
00:51:47Are you out of your fucking mind?
00:51:50You're going to arrest Caroline?
00:51:53She means everything to me.
00:51:54You lay a finger on her, and I will destroy you.
00:51:58Why do you care about us so much?
00:52:02You two are sleeping together, aren't you?
00:52:06You watch your mouth, boy.
00:52:09I told you when he arrived, you'd be finished.
00:52:13Dad, Caroline's been cheating on you
00:52:15with the director this whole time,
00:52:16but she's still trying to gaslight
00:52:17and guilt trip you about Mom?
00:52:19You're right.
00:52:20It looks like the cleaning lady
00:52:21found herself a sugar daddy.
00:52:23A cheating scumbag and an ungrateful brat.
00:52:26You have abused Caroline for five years,
00:52:29and today I'm going to make you pay for it.
00:52:32Wait, Mark.
00:52:33This is a personal problem between me and her.
00:52:35You cannot abuse your power to help her.
00:52:37Fine, then.
00:52:37Yeah, let's do official business first.
00:52:40Hand me that promotion paper.
00:52:47James, as director of the LAPD,
00:52:51I hereby revoke your promotion effective immediately.
00:52:59You are abusing your power.
00:53:00You do not have the authority to do this.
00:53:02Chief, aren't you going to say something?
00:53:05Hey, Mark.
00:53:06He's right.
00:53:08A committee made this decision,
00:53:10and you don't have the power to override it.
00:53:13The commissioner delegated me.
00:53:16And, Collins, back off James' case,
00:53:19or I'll have you answer to the commissioner yourself.
00:53:21How's that?
00:53:23Chief, aren't you going to help me?
00:53:26I'm sorry, James.
00:53:28There's nothing I can do.
00:53:30He's got the backing of the commissioner,
00:53:32and you may have barked up the wrong tree on this one.
00:53:36I have to go.
00:53:38I have to go.
00:54:06But you were already sleeping your way to the top.
00:54:10Well, it makes sense now.
00:54:12Mark's side piece gets special treatment.
00:54:15Exactly.
00:54:16Mark wouldn't protect her for nothing.
00:54:20My relationship with Mark is none of your business.
00:54:23None of my business?
00:54:24We were married for five years,
00:54:25and you call me the cheater?
00:54:27This guy's old enough to be your father.
00:54:29I guess you'll just sleep with anything that's old and has authority.
00:54:33James, you watch your fucking mouth,
00:54:37or I will beat you fucking senseless.
00:54:40What?
00:54:41Hierarchy aside,
00:54:42you've been wooded for 20 years.
00:54:44But I guess you found yourself a sugar baby.
00:54:46Congratulations.
00:54:49Goddamn, that felt good.
00:54:53Everybody, look.
00:54:54He's hitting me to cover up for his mistress.
00:54:58Definitely reporting this to the commissioner.
00:55:00I'm warning you.
00:55:02You say one more word to slander my daughter,
00:55:05and I swear by God and Sonny,
00:55:06Jesus, I will have every officer here
00:55:08use you for fucking target practice.
00:55:11Your daughter?
00:55:18That daughter of my fucking ass.
00:55:20More like daddy's little side piece.
00:55:23Mark, if she was really your daughter,
00:55:25why don't you have the same last name?
00:55:27And Caroline, I mean, we were married for five years,
00:55:29and you never once talked about your father.
00:55:32And now he shows up,
00:55:33and he's the director of the LAPD?
00:55:36What kind of shit show are you running here?
00:55:38Dude, I've known Mark forever.
00:55:40He's never mentioned anything about a daughter.
00:55:43Something smells as fishy as seven-day-old tuna here.
00:55:46Who says I have to take my father's last name?
00:55:49It's the 21st century.
00:55:50I took my mom so much.
00:55:53Spare me the bullshit.
00:55:54You've been screwing this old fucker Bahama
00:55:56back this entire time.
00:55:57I bet you couldn't wait to dump me
00:55:59so you can go play house with daddy.
00:56:01Dad's right.
00:56:02You only married him to cover up
00:56:03your nasty little affair.
00:56:04You played us all.
00:56:06I am so sick and tired of this horse shit.
00:56:09Throw these losers out on their asses.
00:56:11Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:13You cannot throw us out like garbage.
00:56:15The commissioner invited us here herself.
00:56:17I'm gonna get that promotion,
00:56:18and your asses are gonna be in a shit load of shit.
00:56:22I'm sorry, are you still dreaming about that promotion?
00:56:24It's time to wake up.
00:56:28The commissioner already promised James his badge.
00:56:32So when she gets here,
00:56:34we will tell her all about your sick little relationship.
00:56:40Thank you for reminding me.
00:56:42The commissioner did want you to have this,
00:56:45and I personally made some adjustments myself
00:56:48for your situation.
00:56:50Dad, these must be your promotion papers.
00:56:52They're gonna be sergeant.
00:56:54Honey, congrats.
00:56:57Please remember what you promised me.
00:57:00Oh, well, I always keep my promises.
00:57:02Okay, well, come on already.
00:57:03Open them.
00:57:04Okay, wait, wait.
00:57:07What the actual fuck?
00:57:10Termination notice.
00:57:12What kind of show is it?
00:57:15You did this.
00:57:17You backstabbing bitch!
00:57:19I told you before, you're fired, asshole.
00:57:21Effective immediately.
00:57:23Boss, Mark, please, please.
00:57:26You know, I've worked my ass off for the last five years.
00:57:30I'm a good cop.
00:57:31The commissioner wouldn't throw me out like this.
00:57:34Caroline is pulling strings,
00:57:35and you're letting her get away with it.
00:57:37You cheated on your wife
00:57:38and embarrassed the entire department.
00:57:40You broke every rule in the book.
00:57:43I'm letting you off easy.
00:57:45Getting canned?
00:57:46I mean, come on, that's the least you deserve.
00:57:48Deserved?
00:57:51I'm reporting both your asses to the commissioner.
00:57:53I want to talk to the commissioner right fucking now!
00:57:56Regardless of what the commissioner says.
00:57:59I am director of the LAPD,
00:58:02and I am telling you, James,
00:58:04you're fucking fired.
00:58:06How many times do I have to tell you
00:58:08to take the trash out?
00:58:08No, no, no, this is an abuse of power!
00:58:11No, no!
00:58:12You can't just...
00:58:12I gave my promotion!
00:58:13I want to talk to the commissioner!
00:58:15Stop on this!
00:58:16I want my promotion!
00:58:17You still buying my daughter's scout clothes?
00:58:18Come on, come on.
00:58:26Well, this is settled for now,
00:58:27but knowing that piece of shit,
00:58:29he's not going to give up that easy.
00:58:31I'm being generous, just firing him.
00:58:34If he doesn't let it go,
00:58:35then I'll escalate the case.
00:58:41This is all your fault!
00:58:43You stupid bitch!
00:58:44If I hadn't been seduced by you,
00:58:46I would still have my job!
00:58:48Dad, stop!
00:58:49You're going to kill Mom!
00:58:51Please, you're...
00:58:57I just lost my job!
00:58:59What am I going to do?
00:59:00I'm going to be homeless again!
00:59:01Oh, baby!
00:59:03But you know I love you so much!
00:59:05It has to be Caroline!
00:59:07She's completely destroying us!
00:59:09That's true, Dad.
00:59:10We just need to find the commissioner
00:59:12and tell her about this whole situation,
00:59:13and that's the only way
00:59:14we can get revenge
00:59:15and get our life back.
00:59:17But we don't even know her last name!
00:59:19How are we going to do that?
00:59:22Wait a minute.
00:59:23I know who could help us!
00:59:26Miss Lane!
00:59:27The mayor's wife!
00:59:31What are you talking about?
00:59:33The mayor!
00:59:34William Cain's birthday is in two days!
00:59:37And Miss Lane is throwing this huge party!
00:59:39The commissioner is going to be there!
00:59:42We're going to crush the party,
00:59:44and we're going to tell her
00:59:45all about this little two!
00:59:47Holy shit, Mom!
00:59:49That's brilliant!
00:59:49And then when the commissioner
00:59:50finds out about all of this,
00:59:52Dad will get his job back
00:59:53and get promoted to sergeant!
00:59:54Exactly.
00:59:56Marilyn, I love you.
00:59:58I'm so sorry for choking you,
00:59:59but you help me get my job back,
01:00:01I promise I'll make it up to you big time.
01:00:02We're family, James.
01:00:04I would do anything for you.
01:00:08God, I love you.
01:00:10Love?
01:00:11Please.
01:00:12More like I need access
01:00:14to that bank account
01:00:15to cover my debts.
01:00:20Who's that?
01:00:21Hello?
01:00:22Is this Jenna Smith?
01:00:23Yeah, that's me.
01:00:24Miss Smith,
01:00:25I regret to tell you
01:00:27that your stepmothers
01:00:28holded tuition payments.
01:00:30Unfortunately,
01:00:31we have to let your placement go.
01:00:33Wait, tuition?
01:00:34I thought I had a full scholarship.
01:00:36You can't just kick me out!
01:00:37Oh, no.
01:00:39No.
01:00:39I'm sorry.
01:00:41That was a white lie.
01:00:43Miss Carolyn Johnson
01:00:44offered to pay double tuition
01:00:45to get you enrolled.
01:00:46Without that,
01:00:47you actually aren't quite qualified
01:00:50to attend.
01:00:56They just kicked me out.
01:00:58This is the worst day ever!
01:00:59No, no, no, no, no,
01:01:00don't cry, baby girl.
01:01:01Look, look, there's gotta be a mistake.
01:01:03Like, like,
01:01:03I mean, she's just a cleaning lady.
01:01:05How does she not have money for tuition?
01:01:07It's gotta be Caroline
01:01:08fucking with us again.
01:01:10We gotta nail these bastards
01:01:11before they completely destroy us.
01:01:14What do we do?
01:01:15I want you to think I'm home from now.
01:01:17I'm gonna figure it out.
01:01:18I promise.
01:01:18Let's go.
01:01:18Okay.
01:01:26Jesus!
01:01:28What are you guys doing in my room?
01:01:30Sweetheart, it's okay.
01:01:31We just want to make sure
01:01:32nobody ever messes with you ever again.
01:01:34And from now on,
01:01:36I'm assigning bodyguard protection 24-7.
01:01:38Dad, come on.
01:01:39I don't need babysitters.
01:01:41This is all my fault.
01:01:43I wasn't there for you
01:01:45when you needed me.
01:01:46And that's why James hurt you,
01:01:48and I swear I will never
01:01:49let that happen again.
01:01:50Look, Dad,
01:01:51look, I know that James hurt me,
01:01:53but I can't live my life
01:01:55as a prisoner.
01:01:57Please.
01:01:58Caroline, please.
01:01:59Just, just...
01:01:59No, Dad, no.
01:02:00I am going to the mayor's
01:02:01birthday party tonight
01:02:02alone.
01:02:04No bodyguards.
01:02:05Caroline.
01:02:06Nope.
01:02:09Caroline, wait!
01:02:16Oh, honey!
01:02:20This is my house!
01:02:21You can't just take it from me!
01:02:24What?
01:02:26At least tell me
01:02:26what the fuck is going on!
01:02:28James Smith, right?
01:02:29Your medical bills
01:02:30and credit cards
01:02:31are way past their due date.
01:02:32Bankhead has come
01:02:33to seize the property,
01:02:34so, yeah,
01:02:35you can pack your stuff
01:02:36and get lost.
01:02:37No, you have it wrong.
01:02:38Those are my ex-wife's debts.
01:02:39They're not mine.
01:02:41Funny,
01:02:42because your name
01:02:43is all over the bills here.
01:02:46Looks like your saint
01:02:47of an ex-wife's been
01:02:48covering your ass
01:02:49for the last five years.
01:02:50Looks like the gravy train
01:02:51has finally come
01:02:52to a screeching halt.
01:02:53Choo-choo!
01:02:58Jesus Christ!
01:03:00What's up with all these bills?
01:03:02Is that why you came back to me?
01:03:04I had no idea.
01:03:05Caroline was covering for me.
01:03:07Dad, you lost your job
01:03:09in our house?
01:03:09We're gonna be homeless!
01:03:11We're not gonna be homeless.
01:03:11I did not sign up
01:03:13to be broke
01:03:14and homeless with you, James.
01:03:17I'm out.
01:03:19Mom!
01:03:22Mom, you can't leave us again.
01:03:27Please.
01:03:27Babe, please, please.
01:03:28We used to have
01:03:29the mayor's party.
01:03:30We will rat Caroline
01:03:31and mark out to the mayor.
01:03:32I'll be back on the force.
01:03:33Everything will be fine.
01:03:35Mom, just give Dad
01:03:35one more shot.
01:03:36Fine.
01:03:38Last chance.
01:03:39But if you don't figure out
01:03:40your shit,
01:03:41I'm done for good.
01:03:53Wow.
01:03:54Caroline,
01:03:55I am so thrilled
01:03:56that you can make it.
01:03:57And thank you
01:03:58from the bottom of my heart
01:03:59for everything that you've done
01:04:01for the last 10 years.
01:04:02I know it wasn't easy.
01:04:03You were my guest of honor tonight.
01:04:05You're too kind, sir.
01:04:06It's an honor to serve my country
01:04:08just doing my job.
01:04:10You know,
01:04:10there's a lot of people
01:04:11from City Hall here
01:04:12It would be my pleasure
01:04:13to introduce you.
01:04:14I don't want to divulge
01:04:15into politics,
01:04:16but please enjoy your evening
01:04:18with your guests.
01:04:19Very well, then.
01:04:21I'll be around if you need me.
01:04:23Anything.
01:04:24Thank you, sir.
01:04:25And happy birthday.
01:04:27Right this way, Commissioner.
01:04:37Oh, my God.
01:04:39Jesus, this place is insane.
01:04:41As long as the Commissioner's here,
01:04:42I am not finished yet.
01:04:44James,
01:04:45Miss Lane loves me.
01:04:47I've been kissing her ass
01:04:48for years now,
01:04:49so she'll get us
01:04:50in front of the Commissioner,
01:04:51no problem.
01:05:03Hey, what are you doing here?
01:05:06Hey, what are you doing here?
01:05:10You bitch.
01:05:12You ruined our lives yesterday,
01:05:13yet you had the nerve
01:05:14to show up here.
01:05:15Still can't get over my man,
01:05:18you pathetic little whore.
01:05:21Makes me sick
01:05:22even looking at you.
01:05:23Oh, stop flattering yourself.
01:05:25I don't need your permission
01:05:26to be here.
01:05:27I was invited.
01:05:29Invited?
01:05:30You?
01:05:31This is Mr. Lane's party,
01:05:33and we are VIP guests.
01:05:36The Commissioner will be here, too.
01:05:37My dad is going to report you and Mark.
01:05:40Let's see if the Commissioner
01:05:41takes you seriously.
01:05:42We know the Mayor's wife personally.
01:05:46She will believe us.
01:05:47Funny.
01:05:48So do I.
01:05:49Let's see how you plan on reporting me.
01:05:51Listen, Caroline,
01:05:52I do not care if you're Mark's mistress
01:05:53or his daughter.
01:05:54He cannot protect you
01:05:56if he's not here.
01:05:56Don't waste your breath, James.
01:05:59Come on.
01:06:00Miss Lane's waiting.
01:06:10All right, guys.
01:06:11The Commissioner's going to be here,
01:06:12so we've got to find her now.
01:06:14Names?
01:06:15May I see your invitation, please?
01:06:18May I see your invitation, please?
01:06:23Oh, you're Mrs. Lane's guest.
01:06:25She specifically emphasized
01:06:27we should take excellent care of you.
01:06:30James, when Miss Lane arrives,
01:06:32she'll introduce you to the Commissioner.
01:06:47Hey, show me your invitation.
01:06:52Oh, my goodness.
01:06:55The Mayor's VIP guest.
01:06:57Right this way.
01:06:59What?
01:07:00How did a janitor get on the Mayor's radar?
01:07:02And a VIP guest?
01:07:04She's sleeping with Mark.
01:07:05He obviously gave her that invitation.
01:07:09Absolutely.
01:07:10We have to get the slut out of here
01:07:11before she ruins the whole party.
01:07:13Listen, you cannot let her in.
01:07:14She's my ex-wife,
01:07:15and she's crazy.
01:07:16Just a janitor.
01:07:17She would never make it
01:07:18on the invitation for the Mayor.
01:07:20Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
01:07:22And you are Mrs. Lane's VIP guest,
01:07:24so I'm going to follow their lead.
01:07:28Ma'am, you don't belong here.
01:07:30Please leave.
01:07:33I would be very careful, Miss.
01:07:35The Mayor will be furious
01:07:36if you bounce his VIP guest.
01:07:38Caroline, enough.
01:07:40Just because you're sleeping with Mark
01:07:41does not make you untouchable,
01:07:43and now what?
01:07:43You're just cozy enough to the Mayor?
01:07:45Get out before you're thrown out.
01:07:47You better back down
01:07:48before I lose my temper.
01:07:49I will not go easy on you this time.
01:07:51Stop the act!
01:07:53Mark's not here to protect you.
01:07:55We're going to report you
01:07:57and Mark to the Commissioner.
01:08:00I am the Commissioner,
01:08:01and I'm not going to tell you again.
01:08:04You're still acting?
01:08:06Well, everybody here is a cop.
01:08:08Do you guys recognize her?
01:08:09No.
01:08:10I don't recognize her at all.
01:08:12Never seen her before.
01:08:14I've been undercover for 10 years.
01:08:16Of course, no one from HQ recognizes me.
01:08:18Go ahead, ask the Mayor.
01:08:22I do not have time for this, okay?
01:08:24Enough of these childish games, all right?
01:08:26You're just Mark's side piece.
01:08:27That's the only reason
01:08:28that you are not locked up right now.
01:08:30Mark's mistress?
01:08:31Such a big age gap.
01:08:33Gross.
01:08:33If the Commissioner finds out,
01:08:35she'll definitely fire Mark.
01:08:37She is just my crazy ex-stepmom.
01:08:39She got my dad fired,
01:08:41and now she's following him here
01:08:42to harass him.
01:08:43She's an absolute psycho.
01:08:47James is remarrying me.
01:08:51Very soon.
01:08:52So stop chasing him,
01:08:53or people will start calling you
01:08:56the home record.
01:08:58I think we both know
01:09:00who the home record is here.
01:09:02Don't listen to her mom.
01:09:04She is just bitter
01:09:05that we're a happy family again.
01:09:06A total gold digger.
01:09:08You destroyed my promotion yesterday.
01:09:11You know what?
01:09:11You came here to ruin the party too?
01:09:12I have had it with you in my life.
01:09:15Throw her out now.
01:09:19You do not work for them, okay?
01:09:21You work for the Mayor.
01:09:22If you do anything
01:09:23that these clowns tell you to do,
01:09:25you're out of a job.
01:09:26Do it!
01:09:26Kick her out.
01:09:27I will deal with any problems.
01:09:30Don't.
01:09:33Where are Miss Lane's people?
01:09:36Cross us,
01:09:37and you cross her.
01:09:39I suggest you be very smart about this.
01:09:43All right, ma'am.
01:09:44I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
01:09:46Hi, William.
01:09:47I...
01:09:48Look, I'm so sorry to bother you,
01:09:49but there's been a bit of a situation.
01:09:51Um, I'm in the banquet hall.
01:09:54I need you to come here right away.
01:09:57Wait.
01:09:58She knows the Mayor personally?
01:10:01Is she actually...
01:10:05Are you kidding me?
01:10:07She's just a janitor.
01:10:09Caroline, sweetie,
01:10:11just go.
01:10:12We'll let this slide.
01:10:13Mark is not going in here
01:10:15to protect you and save you tonight.
01:10:18The Mayor's on his way.
01:10:19It's time to put all this choice.
01:10:21Only Mr. Lane's VIP guests
01:10:23get his personal attention.
01:10:24Her status must be extraordinary.
01:10:27Wait.
01:10:29In L.A.,
01:10:29the only person who gets his reception
01:10:31is the commissioner.
01:10:32What?
01:10:33Could she really be the commissioner?
01:10:35I guess it makes sense
01:10:36no one can recognize her.
01:10:37She's been undercover this whole time.
01:10:40Do not buy her lies.
01:10:41She doesn't know Mr. Lane.
01:10:42The Mayor's gonna personally
01:10:44throw out this fraud
01:10:44when he gets here.
01:10:45Keep talking, James.
01:10:46In about two minutes,
01:10:47you're gonna be eating those words.
01:10:49I don't have time for this nonsense.
01:10:51Throw her out now,
01:10:51or I'll arrest you, too.
01:10:54Don't you dare touch me
01:10:55unless you want to lose your jobs.
01:10:58Stop embarrassing yourself, Caroline.
01:11:00James replaced you with me
01:11:04because you are just a worthless cleaning lady.
01:11:09Nothing more than that.
01:11:13I've shown you a lot of mercy,
01:11:15but look at me.
01:11:16If you keep pushing me,
01:11:18it's over.
01:11:18I'm gonna destroy every single one of you.
01:11:21Enough!
01:11:22Mark is not here to protect you.
01:11:24Time to put you where you belong.
01:11:25Now take this trash out to the streets.
01:11:28You're digging your own grave, James.
01:11:30This is your last chance.
01:11:31I'm warning you.
01:11:32Get off me.
01:11:34All right, I guess we'll see what happens.
01:11:45What the hell are you people doing?
01:11:50Mr. Lane,
01:11:51this imposter was causing chaos at your event.
01:11:54She's claiming to be the commissioner.
01:11:56Absolutely ridiculous.
01:11:57Imposter?
01:11:58Yes, sir.
01:11:59She even had the audacity
01:12:00to claim she's your VIP guest.
01:12:02Just absolutely ridiculous.
01:12:04Thankfully, Mr. Smith here,
01:12:06he exposed her just in the nick of time.
01:12:09Otherwise,
01:12:10she'd have slipped into your banquet.
01:12:11Right.
01:12:14William!
01:12:18So, you must be Caroline's ex-husband.
01:12:23Nice to meet you, Mr. Lane.
01:12:28Sir, I am.
01:12:30We were invited by your wife,
01:12:32Mrs. Lane.
01:12:33So, you're the one
01:12:33who wanted to throw Caroline out.
01:12:35That's right.
01:12:36Just want to make sure
01:12:37everything goes orderly
01:12:38on your big night.
01:12:38She's just a cleaning lady.
01:12:40And we just went through
01:12:41a messy divorce,
01:12:41so her mental health is
01:12:43all over the place.
01:12:44She keeps rambling on and on
01:12:46about being the new police commissioner.
01:12:48But don't worry, sir.
01:12:49I am on your side,
01:12:50and I won't let her ruin your night.
01:12:58Don't you ever
01:13:00disrespect Caroline like that.
01:13:03Why would you hit me?
01:13:04I'm friends with Mrs. Lane!
01:13:06I don't care who you claim
01:13:08to be friends with.
01:13:09This is somebody
01:13:11that I look up to,
01:13:12and you don't deserve
01:13:14to call yourself
01:13:15an officer of the law.
01:13:16You are absolutely
01:13:17freaking clueless!
01:13:22Commissioner,
01:13:23I'm terribly sorry.
01:13:24This is on me.
01:13:25My people let you down.
01:13:27It's fine.
01:13:28What the fuck?
01:13:29She's the actual commissioner?
01:13:34No, no.
01:13:35She was scrubbing toilets
01:13:36and signing divorce papers
01:13:37two days ago.
01:13:38How could she be
01:13:39commissioner overnight?
01:13:40No, no.
01:13:41This is crazy.
01:13:42I thought she was
01:13:43Mark's mistress,
01:13:43just a cheating bitch,
01:13:45but she's actually
01:13:45Mark's daughter.
01:13:48Oh, fuck me.
01:13:50He called her commissioner,
01:13:51and I just tried
01:13:53to humiliate her.
01:13:53I'm dead.
01:13:54I'm so fucking dead.
01:13:57Holy shit.
01:13:58Thank God we stayed out
01:13:59of this week.
01:13:59We cannot afford
01:14:00to cross the commissioner.
01:14:01Poor bastard.
01:14:02He tried to divorce
01:14:03the commissioner
01:14:04and throw her out?
01:14:05He's done for.
01:14:09So, James,
01:14:11you said that you
01:14:12wanted to wrap
01:14:13my father and I
01:14:14out to the commissioner.
01:14:15Here I am.
01:14:16Anything you want to say?
01:14:18No, no.
01:14:19No, this can't be real.
01:14:21But she seems so young.
01:14:23Honestly,
01:14:23she doesn't even look
01:14:24like a police commissioner.
01:14:26Are you questioning
01:14:28the mayor of Los Angeles?
01:14:30No, no, sir.
01:14:31Of course not.
01:14:32It's just that
01:14:32no one here
01:14:33has ever seen
01:14:34the commissioner before,
01:14:35and you're the only one
01:14:36confirming it.
01:14:37We had no idea.
01:14:39Okay.
01:14:40Well, everybody
01:14:40listen very carefully.
01:14:42I hired Caroline
01:14:43to work as a janitor
01:14:46at the precincts
01:14:47to secretly investigate
01:14:49and root out corruption
01:14:50on the police force.
01:14:51Her status was top secret,
01:14:53which is why
01:14:53you don't recognize her
01:14:55and why her records
01:14:56aren't in the freaking system.
01:14:57Got it?
01:15:01I just pissed off
01:15:02the commissioner.
01:15:04Yes, you did.
01:15:05And you're fired.
01:15:06Get this piece of shit
01:15:07out of here.
01:15:08You're stinking up my party.
01:15:09No.
01:15:10No, Mr. Light, please.
01:15:11I didn't know.
01:15:12I didn't know.
01:15:13Shut up, you party pooper.
01:15:14Please.
01:15:20All right.
01:15:21You're next, assholes.
01:15:24Caroline.
01:15:26Wow, I did not know
01:15:27that you were the commissioner.
01:15:29Why would you keep
01:15:30such a big secret
01:15:30from your husband, babe?
01:15:33Babe?
01:15:34No.
01:15:36The dirty, stinking janitor
01:15:37was actually the commissioner
01:15:38and I got her
01:15:38kicked out of our house.
01:15:40Oh, so reality is hitting hard
01:15:42and the fear is setting in.
01:15:46The commissioner
01:15:47we've been begging
01:15:48to see this whole time?
01:15:51It was you.
01:15:53Wow.
01:15:56Maybe it was God
01:15:59orchestrating this
01:16:00where we're meant to be
01:16:02in each other's life.
01:16:04No, God doesn't waste time
01:16:05on trash like you.
01:16:06It was all me.
01:16:08The police job?
01:16:10I got that for you.
01:16:13The prep school?
01:16:14That was through my donations.
01:16:17So you really did
01:16:18take care of us
01:16:18all those years?
01:16:26My Ivy League dreams
01:16:28are crushed.
01:16:29Oh, come on.
01:16:30Be real, Jenna.
01:16:31You were never smart enough
01:16:32for the Ivy Leagues.
01:16:34Caroline, look.
01:16:36Had I known you did
01:16:37all this stuff for us,
01:16:38I never would have
01:16:39betrayed you like that.
01:16:40Marilyn abandoned you
01:16:41when you hit rock bottom.
01:16:43I saved you.
01:16:45You cheated on me
01:16:46and you betrayed me.
01:16:48God, you're a real piece
01:16:50of work, James.
01:16:51You two belong
01:16:52with each other.
01:16:53Oh, so you were
01:16:54behind the promotion?
01:16:56Oh, now he's catching on.
01:17:00But you know what?
01:17:01Thank you for showing me
01:17:01your true colors
01:17:02and kicking me out.
01:17:03My father was right
01:17:04about you.
01:17:06You never loved me.
01:17:07You never respected me.
01:17:09You were using me,
01:17:10all because you thought
01:17:10I was a cleaning lady.
01:17:12No, no.
01:17:13It wasn't...
01:17:13It was not that at all.
01:17:14I thought it was your debt
01:17:16and I didn't want it
01:17:17to drag Jenna and me down.
01:17:18No, those were your bills,
01:17:21which I kindly paid
01:17:22every single month.
01:17:23I treated you
01:17:24pretty damn well, James.
01:17:26You threw it all out.
01:17:28It's just not
01:17:29my problem anymore.
01:17:31Dad, the bills,
01:17:33our house,
01:17:33ruined everything.
01:17:35Shut up, okay?
01:17:36Marilyn was the one
01:17:37that forced me
01:17:37to leave Caroline,
01:17:38so blame her.
01:17:43Excuse me?
01:17:44I am to blame?
01:17:46I helped you
01:17:46to get rid of Caroline
01:17:48because you asked me to.
01:17:50Don't put this on me.
01:17:52Shut the fuck up.
01:17:54I would not be in this mess
01:17:55if it weren't for you.
01:17:57Thanks to you,
01:17:57I'm jobless
01:17:58and I'm going to be
01:17:59homeless again.
01:18:00Caroline, babe,
01:18:01look, I know I messed up,
01:18:02but could you give me
01:18:03one more chance
01:18:04and let's get back together?
01:18:05I love you.
01:18:07Oh, so now you love me.
01:18:10That's funny, James.
01:18:12Absolutely.
01:18:13Look, look,
01:18:14I am so sorry.
01:18:16You hid everything from me.
01:18:18I had no idea
01:18:19that you did all this for us.
01:18:20Like,
01:18:21and it's kind of
01:18:21not fair to me
01:18:23because,
01:18:24I mean,
01:18:24don't you see?
01:18:25I mean,
01:18:25had I known,
01:18:26I never would have done...
01:18:26Hey, hey, James.
01:18:28I am standing
01:18:29right here, you know.
01:18:31You're getting back
01:18:32with her
01:18:33in front of me?
01:18:35What was all of that
01:18:36lovey-dovey shit
01:18:37what you just said
01:18:38a few hours ago?
01:18:40Dad,
01:18:41you said we were family.
01:18:42You can't just
01:18:42abandon mom like that.
01:18:44Marilyn abandoned us first,
01:18:46okay?
01:18:46Plus,
01:18:47Marilyn is broke
01:18:48and I am jobless.
01:18:48We need Caroline
01:18:49or we're homeless.
01:18:51Caroline,
01:18:52we were together
01:18:53for five years,
01:18:55okay?
01:18:56Let me make this up to you.
01:18:57I will finally treat you
01:18:59like the queen that you are.
01:19:00There is no we
01:19:02anymore, James.
01:19:03That died the second
01:19:03that you cheated on me
01:19:04and kicked me to the curb.
01:19:08Caroline,
01:19:08they're taking the house.
01:19:10Without you,
01:19:10Jen and I will be
01:19:11on the streets
01:19:11and I can't go back
01:19:12to that life.
01:19:13Please, mom,
01:19:14I know I made some mistakes
01:19:15but I am still
01:19:15your little girl.
01:19:17You know,
01:19:18I want to go to school.
01:19:19I don't want to sleep
01:19:19on the sidewalk
01:19:20and just give me
01:19:21one more chance.
01:19:21I promise I will be
01:19:22your loyal daughter.
01:19:23Now, Jenna,
01:19:24I think you forgot something.
01:19:25You said that I'm not
01:19:26your mother, remember?
01:19:27I'm just getting in the way
01:19:29of you and your real family.
01:19:30That's your mom,
01:19:31so beg her instead.
01:19:33No,
01:19:34I'm so sorry.
01:19:35I was so wrong.
01:19:36You are my mom.
01:19:37I can't be the laughingstock
01:19:38at school.
01:19:39It will ruin me.
01:19:40Well,
01:19:40you ruined yourself,
01:19:42kid.
01:19:43You knew that your father
01:19:44was cheating on me
01:19:45and you never said anything.
01:19:46You never defended me once.
01:19:48So I'm done with you.
01:19:49All of you.
01:19:50No, no, mom.
01:19:51I'm sorry.
01:19:52I know I was wrong
01:19:53and I'm so sorry.
01:19:54Just tell me anything.
01:19:55I will do it
01:19:55to make it up to you.
01:19:56Jenna,
01:19:58if your actions
01:19:59and your words
01:20:00don't line up,
01:20:00you're not just lying to me.
01:20:02You're lying to yourself.
01:20:06Jesus Christ!
01:20:07You destroyed everything!
01:20:09I'm broke because of you,
01:20:10you manipulative bitch!
01:20:12Pay me back
01:20:13for everything you've done.
01:20:16Pay you!
01:20:17I have my own debts to pay.
01:20:21Why do you think
01:20:23that I came back to you
01:20:24in the first place?
01:20:24I thought you had money!
01:20:26Oh, so I'm just
01:20:27your personal ATM?
01:20:28Duh!
01:20:29Why do you think
01:20:30I left you the first time?
01:20:32Because you are
01:20:33broke
01:20:34and useless.
01:20:37You heartless fucking bitch!
01:20:39Whatever happened
01:20:40to you loving me?
01:20:41Mom, why would you lie to us?
01:20:42I thought we were a family!
01:20:47Family?
01:20:49Please!
01:20:50I was so happy
01:20:52being single.
01:20:54You two
01:20:55are like
01:20:57parasites
01:20:58who I can't wait
01:20:59to be rid of.
01:21:01Enjoy being homeless!
01:21:03You two
01:21:04deserve each other.
01:21:08Well,
01:21:10betrayal,
01:21:11James,
01:21:12doesn't feel very good,
01:21:13does it?
01:21:15Caroline, please.
01:21:17Marilyn played us both.
01:21:18She tried...
01:21:19It's all her fault.
01:21:21Please.
01:21:21You know what?
01:21:22It's not really
01:21:23my business anymore.
01:21:24I can't believe
01:21:25that I wasted
01:21:25five years of my life
01:21:26on you bloodsuckers.
01:21:28God, it just makes
01:21:29my skin fall.
01:21:30Caroline!
01:21:31I'm sorry!
01:21:32I was blind.
01:21:34I betrayed you.
01:21:34But you mean
01:21:35everything to me.
01:21:35Please!
01:21:38You can't turn
01:21:38the clock back, James.
01:21:40You did what you did.
01:21:46Let's go.
01:21:49It's time for me
01:21:50to start living
01:21:50as myself.
01:21:53It's time for the world
01:21:54to see who I really am.
01:21:55to be here.
01:22:03Let's move on to you.
01:22:06To be able
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