00:15Oh
00:16Ain't much stays clean up here, Volpe
00:20You'll see
00:22I don't think it's our job to help these people
00:24They're murderers
00:25So what do you propose we do?
00:27We can do what they would have done us
00:30Wow
00:31He killed my husband
00:33If your father were here, he'd do the right thing
00:37Are you okay?
00:39The whole opening the vault door for Lucy thing didn't sit too out with the council
00:43So I guess I'm not a gatekeeper anymore
00:46I need the head
00:48It's the only way I can get my father back
00:51You can't treat people like this
00:54Yeah, why is that?
00:57Because of the golden rule
01:00The wasteland's got its own golden rule
01:02Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time
01:25Let's go sunnin'
01:27It's so good for you
01:29Let's go sunnin'
01:30Neat the sky of blue
01:32Neat the sky of blue
01:33Greet the sun
01:33Every morn
01:35Feel as free and happy as the day you were born
01:39Let's go native
01:40Sun you gives away
01:42Be creative
01:44Learn to live and play
01:46Pretty flowers need the sun
01:49This applies to everyone
01:52Life's worth livin'
01:56Life's worth livin'
01:56When nature's givin'
01:59Happy rest to everyone
02:02Let's go sunnin'
02:19You need to go
02:21What is this?
02:25Getаются
02:26You're too
02:27Why does that?
02:31Let's go
02:32Rob
02:32All right
02:32Are you ready?
02:35You're good
02:49Roger, my name is Roger.
02:51My name is Roger.
02:53My name is Roger.
02:56My name is Roger.
03:01Hey, Raj.
03:03Hey.
03:07It's fancy seeing you out here.
03:11You out for that bounty too, huh?
03:14Yep.
03:24Oh, shit.
03:28How are you feeling?
03:29Oh.
03:33You know, it's hard out here.
03:39Dang, smoothies can be so unkind.
03:43I say you got a smoothie of your own.
03:52You turn it.
03:56Maybe.
03:57Maybe.
03:59Hey.
04:01You know, you don't have to have any vials, do you?
04:07Just one little puff, and I'll be back on my feet.
04:10You don't look for it.
04:13I'm sorry, Roger.
04:14I'm all out.
04:15That's okay.
04:16It's okay.
04:18The one, your smooth-faced friend,
04:21you might want to clear out
04:25before things get ugly.
04:30I did okay.
04:3528 years since I first started showing.
04:43What the hell?
04:48Not as long as you, though.
04:51You've lasted us all.
04:52How long since you first started Wasteland?
04:55A long time.
04:58It's a lot of vials.
05:00Well, I've always been good at making money, Roger.
05:08Say.
05:10Remember how good food used to taste?
05:15Blamco mac and cheese.
05:17Ice cream and apple pie.
05:21I damn apple pie.
05:24You know, my mom used to...
05:43Why'd you do that?
05:45You sick.
05:55Stop, stop, stop.
05:57Please, I...
05:58No, I know it's hard up here,
05:59but you don't...
06:00You don't have...
06:01You don't have to resort to...
06:04What'd you say your name was?
06:07Lucy McLean.
06:12McLean?
06:15Huh.
06:19Well, Lucy McLean,
06:20it ain't all canned peaches and marmalade
06:23left up here, sweetheart.
06:26Sometimes,
06:27a fella's gotta eat a fella.
06:37You know, my vault has endured hardship, too.
06:40In the great plague of 77,
06:42everyone had to quarantine.
06:44They couldn't work the farms together.
06:45People starved.
06:47My mother included.
06:49My dad dropped to 128 pounds,
06:51and he still refused to do anything like this.
06:55What?
06:56What's so funny?
06:57Well,
06:59that's what people say they did,
07:02and what they really did.
07:04Well, I bet your daddy was
07:06first in line at the cookout.
07:08I bet he had a
07:10bill with a
07:11drawing of his neighbor's ass on there.
07:17How do you live like this?
07:20Why keep going?
07:33Well, one good question
07:35deserves another.
07:40Why the fuck am I
07:42doing all the work?
07:45Now, come on,
07:46party.
07:48Ass-dricky
07:48don't make it,
07:49Sev.
07:49Great new life.
07:54Love.
08:03Love.
08:19Love.
08:19Millenniummon.
08:19Come on,
08:20hello ladies how are you just fine just fine hello fellas how are you just fine
08:27it's real fine weather when we are to get together and we're all just fine just fine
08:34are you glad that you are here morning woody morning reg
08:39nice work on your posters well thanks reg i've been admiring yours as well
08:45any luck i asked him all sorts of questions who he is who he works for why his colleagues
08:52kidnapped overseer mclean what organizing principle if any they operate under nothing huh
09:02200 years with no contact
09:06the terrible things this creature must have been through
09:11what's he doing oh no sir please stop you will injure yourself fuck you
09:19we better try and come again for his own safety we'll try again tomorrow
09:41there you are thought you might be up here made pie if you'd like a piece
09:50i was there the first time that you tried rhubarb pie and ice cream you sure did like pie that
09:56day
10:01you came here to talk to me about what i said at the assembly
10:05and why do you think that is it upset people you don't like it when people get upset
10:11what do you do you do you do you're not the only one that feels the absence of your father
10:20people here are hurting disoriented
10:25and with your sister gone you're the last standing mclean
10:30your voice carries more weight than you might realize
10:35i hid
10:39during the raid i got in a storage space and i hid
10:43does that make you angry
10:48why does it matter
10:54regular boys
10:57can't get angry and they'll just pee on the ball
11:02and clever boys like you are angry
11:06you're lucky not to have seen where that can lead
11:16just tread lightly
11:20that's all i ask
11:22that's all i ask
11:48i ask
12:14that's all i ask
12:17it's in the bank
12:17that's all i ask
12:17that's all i ask
12:29Now you're getting it.
12:38How does that golden rule drive
12:40what's going to be your head right now?
12:52What are you?
12:55Oh, I'm you, sweetie.
12:58You just give it a little time.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:42Where do you think you're going?
13:44You ain't going nowhere.
13:53There you are.
13:55You little killer.
14:14Now, that right there
14:16is the closest thing we've had
14:18to an honest exchange so far.
14:20Oh, my God.
14:35I don't know.
14:38Oh, my God.
14:39Oh, my God.
14:39Oh, my God.
14:40Oh, my God.
14:59hey hey i thought i'd just stop by and see how you're doing not great
15:06to be honest first i lost lucy and then i lost my job as the gatekeeper right how are you
15:15handling the uh
15:19death of the father of your unborn baby
15:24same i was actually just organizing some of birth's things and well i thought maybe you might want some
15:32of them this is all that's left of him he was a good man stuff you think so of course
15:47i mean what
16:01he truly loved get him talking about shoe maintenance and he'd just carry on until
16:09everyone left the room i loved him so much
16:14when those monsters took him away from me awful i hate those guys it would mean a lot to me
16:23if you took birth shoes wow thank you steph i'll i'll try to wear them oh good and this
16:45oh
16:46oh bird
16:46Bird, bird, oh Bird, oh Bird, oh Bird bird.
17:18Oh, yeah, of course. I'm sorry. What was I thinking?
17:28Bert.
17:29Yes, I am Bert.
17:31Yeah.
17:37Now that is one wet lady.
17:46That's the rules that gives this a song.
18:30Transaction?
18:32Yes.
18:35Two months supply of vials. Exchange one female, mint condition.
18:43Near mint condition.
18:45Condition grading requires physical evaluation. Please send her in.
18:57What's in there?
19:00You're about to find out.
19:04You're selling me?
19:08You got problems out here too, sweetheart.
19:11Best you try your luck behind that door.
19:22Go on.
19:26Go on.
19:28Go on.
19:40Go on.
19:46Go on.
19:56Go on.
19:58Go.
20:01Go, go, go.
20:02Go on.
20:04Come on.
20:33Welcome.
20:34What the fudge?
20:35Fudge?
20:35There's no fudge here.
20:37Only a General Atomics International Mark IV.
20:40That's what I am.
20:41You seem to be a woman.
20:44Please, sir.
20:45My name is Lucy McLean.
20:46My dad's been taken, and I've been kidnapped.
20:50He's right outside.
20:51I say, you've lost a finger.
20:54That won't do at all.
20:55Let's get you taken care of.
20:57Follow me.
21:11Apologies for the mess.
21:13Time flies by lately.
21:15Especially since my temporal senses went out in the Great War.
21:18That must have been a week ago at least.
21:21Would you mind taking a seat on that gurney in front of you?
21:26Now, what have we here?
21:30Too fat, too withered.
21:32Ah, this one will do it.
21:33Now, you're lucky.
21:34I don't have to use a thumb.
21:36Our finger infantry is in a sorry state.
21:40Now, if you give me your hand.
21:44Okay, you're going to feel a slight pinch.
21:50I say.
21:50I really do appreciate that.
21:52But listen, a big fish ate my head, and I need my head to get back my dad.
21:56That's much better, isn't it?
22:02Not a problem.
22:04That feels really, really nice.
22:06Now, would you prefer a dressing of high-quality synthetic fibers, classic cotton, or a comforting synthetic cotton blend?
22:15You have real cotton?
22:18Of course.
22:19Don't you?
22:24You know, that creature that brought me here, he...
22:29You seem unhappy.
22:31He did not treat me very courteously.
22:33Really?
22:33When I pointed out that he wasn't following the golden rule, he put a leash around my neck, and he
22:37made me drink from a pot of water that I'm pretty sure was just some kind of animal piece.
22:40Well, that is interesting.
22:41I mean, I thought I was here to be a sex slave.
22:43What?
22:44No.
22:45What a disgusting idea.
22:48I'm simply going to harvest your organs.
22:51Huh?
23:04Dessert tray in coming.
23:17Hey, Norm.
23:18Veronica.
23:19Veronica.
23:24Wait, they're getting Jell-O cake?
23:27Those are my orders.
23:30I wonder what your dad would say about this.
23:33He'd be handing out the cake himself.
23:35Yeah.
23:36He was a saint.
23:42Do you want it?
23:44Nobody's going to know.
23:46Yeah.
23:47I'm going to put this in my fridge.
23:57What are you looking at?
24:01A murderer in a cage?
24:03Paying the price for what you did to us.
24:07Or what you did to the innocent people in Vault 32?
24:11I don't know what the people of Vault 32 were up to.
24:17But it was anything but innocent.
24:23Jell-O cake.
24:35I don't know what you did to this.
24:40This has all three things.
24:44Ah.
24:45Oh, my God.
25:18Feel like getting out of the house?
25:20Yes.
25:32Maybe he was messing with me,
25:33but one of the raiders told me there was something up at 32.
25:37Uh-huh.
25:38Well, this isn't exactly fun for me, Norm.
25:42And why'd you come?
25:43To be honest, I don't know.
25:45You don't think it's because you're still in love with my sister
25:48and being around me reminds you of her?
25:56This is so wrong.
25:58Come on.
26:00You have to see this.
26:02Wrong, wrong, wrong.
26:04Come on.
26:08No.
26:48You see?
26:50Whatever happened here happened a long time ago.
27:26I don't know.
27:45The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
27:48I don't know.
27:56I don't know.
27:57I don't know.
27:58I don't know.
28:28I don't know.
28:33I don't know.
28:43I don't know.
29:37I don't know.
29:58I don't know.
30:01I don't know.
30:04I don't know.
30:23I don't know.
30:48I don't know.
31:02I don't know.
31:12I don't know.
31:24I don't know.
31:26I don't know.
31:47I don't know.
31:52I don't know.
31:52I don't know.
31:54I don't know.
32:40I don't know.
32:44I don't know.
33:06I don't know.
33:18I don't know.
33:19I don't know.
33:21I don't know.
33:28I don't know.
33:40I don't know.
33:55I don't know.
33:59I don't know.
34:02I don't know.
34:02I don't know.
34:05I don't know.
34:17Oh, gosh.
34:21That's all right.
34:22Whoa!
34:30Hello there.
34:35Goodbye.
34:52Martha, my name is Martha.
35:04Martha, my name is Martha.
35:07That's right.
35:09Your name is Martha.
35:14No.
35:22Martha, my name is Martha.
35:26Please, please.
35:29Come on, I know there's someone in there.
35:31Talk to me.
35:58Pardon me, Martha.
36:00Could I help you have a better day?
36:03No, thank you.
36:33Oh, jeez.
36:39Please.
36:54Okay.
36:56I think it's safe to say they went bananas.
37:00It still doesn't explain how the Raiders got in.
37:15These people were crazy.
37:17If there were any survivors down here, they'd probably open the door and welcome the Raiders right in.
37:35It says it was open from the outside.
37:38No.
37:40They need a pit boy to open the door.
37:41They had one.
37:43Who's?
37:48their moms?
37:59Their moms?
38:19you don't get these you turn into one of those that how it works
38:48I may end up looking like you I'll never be like you
39:05golden rule motherfucker
39:50I can see no matter how near you'll be
39:59I can see no matter how near you'll be
40:01never belong to me
40:06but I can dream can I
40:12can I pretend that I'm locked in the van of your embrace
40:20for dreams are just like wine
40:26and I am drunk with mine
40:35I'm awake
40:37my heart is a sad affair
40:43you shouldn't be
40:45there's much disillusion there
40:51but I can breathe can't I
40:58I'm awake
40:59I'd love to share some of this with y'all
41:01but
41:01my heart is a sad affair
41:04y'all weren't invited to this party
41:06there's much disillusion there
41:11but I can dream
41:15can I
41:17can I adore you
41:23love
41:25and I
41:25love
41:26oh
41:26love
41:28love
41:33love
41:34John
41:36subscribe
41:40and
41:41don't
41:45a
41:45love
41:46love
42:17There's an old Mexican eulogy.
42:23It means he was ugly, strong, and had dignity.
42:28Well, Joey, I'll give you two out of three on that front.
42:39I hope you like the taste of lead, you commie son of a bitch.
42:45Yahoo!
42:48Yahoo!
42:50Yahoo!
42:51Yahoo!
42:53Yahoo!
43:01Yahoo!
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