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00:00Big Eye, this is Cobra 06, just entered Indian Country, approaching waypoint 4. Request confirmation to engage target on first
00:07approach.
00:08Roger, Cobra 06. Big Eye waiting for confirmation as well.
00:12If we wait any longer, Big Eye, we're not going to have any choice in the matter. I can't exactly
00:15do a U-turn here.
00:17Roger that, Cobra. Hold for confirmation.
00:53pinnagave is完成.
00:59It's a strange diagnosis, even if we're past some real Global History supplements.
01:07Captain Cooper, are you okay?
01:09What happened? You weren't answering.
01:10Because the damn com cord got disconnected.
01:13You spend a billion dollars on the avionics,
01:15and don't bother to check the com connection?
01:17That's twice.
01:17To test a prototype?
01:18It'd be nice if your directional gyro didn't spin like a top
01:20when I'm supposed to be 500 feet off the floor.
01:22I'm sorry.
01:24I'll go review the simulation if I can figure out what went wrong.
01:35It looks like a cortical statue.
01:39I'm not sure you know.
01:39I'm sorry.
01:39I'm sorry.
01:41I'll wait to have you come back tomorrow.
01:44Bye.
02:06Who is this man?
02:11I'm not going to fire you every time you get a wrong answer.
02:14Neville Chamberlain.
02:15You're fired.
02:17Does this man look like he's ceding Czechoslovakia to a fascist dictatorship?
02:22It's Buddy Ebsen, the actor.
02:25He's dead.
02:27Buddy Ebsen was the original tin man in The Wizard of Oz for a day.
02:32He was diagnosed allergic to the aluminum dust and the makeup.
02:35His lungs failed.
02:36He nearly died.
02:37The question is, why?
02:39Didn't he just say he was allergic?
02:40You may not have legs, but you've got ears.
02:43I suggest you use them.
02:44I said he was diagnosed allergic.
02:47Since we are currently short exactly one interesting patient, we are going to figure out what really happened to Buddy
02:53Ebsen in 1938.
02:55Now, on the one hand, he's not getting deader.
02:56On the other hand, your jobs hang in the balance.
03:00So?
03:01House?
03:07I want seven alternate diagnoses when I get back.
03:15Did you forget how to count to three?
03:16I get a budget for three.
03:18Doesn't mean I can only hire three.
03:20Actually, that's exactly what it means.
03:21I cut the permanent salaries by 10%.
03:24Over three years, it'll more than make up for the breakage on the 27 that I'm going to weed out
03:27over the next few weeks.
03:28There's sporty people in there.
03:32Rodi, you're fired.
03:34I didn't actually count all the resumes.
03:37This is stupid.
03:39You can't manage that many people.
03:41We're just going to keep weeding them out arbitrarily.
03:43Sure.
03:43And having them sitting in my office schmoozing about their favorite Algerian surfing movies is a much better system.
03:49Wait a sec.
03:50Were you and Rodi?
03:52Yes.
03:52My apologies.
03:53My boss says I'm being arbitrary and stupid.
03:55Rodi is not fired.
03:56Ro C is fired.
03:58Great.
04:01See, that was not arbitrary.
04:04I love to chat, but I've been paged.
04:08That's interesting.
04:09Apparently paged myself.
04:23You have a resume there.
04:24Not interested.
04:25I wouldn't mind hearing how you got my pager number.
04:28It's not a resume.
04:33$50,000.
04:34Does one-eyed Nikki want me to run that to Jimmy the Nose?
04:37It's for my medical bills.
04:40I need you to find out what's wrong with me.
04:43Insurance is usually cheaper than that.
04:47Cash means there's something to hide.
04:49I'm a captain in the Air Force about to start a new assignment.
04:53NASA's astronaut training program.
04:56I discovered salt and created FM radio.
04:59Something is wrong with my eyes, my ears.
05:03Well, if it's fixable, the Air Force will do it for free.
05:08If not, it doesn't matter.
05:09There are a hundred applicants ready to take my place who don't need to be fixed.
05:13I need to do this off the books.
05:15I did the research.
05:16You're the best.
05:17You break rules.
05:18And you don't care about anyone except yourself.
05:22Let's see.
05:23That's true.
05:26You get a new job.
05:29Hospital gets a nice water cash.
05:33What do I get?
05:35I crashed a flight simulator because I started to hear with my eyes.
05:46The aluminum could have been tainted.
05:48Don't care.
05:49New patient.
05:5130-year-old female with synesthesia.
05:55New rules.
05:57Lab report.
05:58You shred it.
06:00X-ray.
06:00You melt it.
06:01No notes.
06:02No records.
06:03Nothing.
06:03As far as you're concerned, the patient is Osama Bin Laden.
06:07And everyone not in this room is Delta Force.
06:10Any questions?
06:11We're protecting Osama Bin Laden?
06:14It's a metaphor.
06:15Get used to it.
06:16Any more questions?
06:18And you're not even going to tell us her name?
06:20You think her name might be connected to what's wrong with her?
06:24Here's Osama!
06:33You all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically.
06:38Eight, fifteen, and five.
06:41Is the synesthesia new?
06:43Yes.
06:44Any history of similar symptoms or psychiatric?
06:48No.
06:48Nothing.
06:48Are you on any prescription meds or use any other drugs?
06:52No.
06:52Should we trust her answers?
06:54Do you think I'd pull you off Buddy Ebsen just for a junkie?
06:57Can we trust your answers?
06:58You've got to trust someone, right?
07:00No.
07:01Has anyone close to you been sick lately?
07:03A family member?
07:04A co-worker?
07:05No.
07:05Not that I'm aware of.
07:07Two down.
07:07Kitty Carlisle.
07:09You spend much time above 20,000 feet?
07:14Why would you ask that?
07:16People who fly are immobile for long periods.
07:18Could be a leg clot that embolized to the brain through a PFO.
07:22That's an unusual choice.
07:23Well, like you said, you wouldn't interrupt Buddy with anything that wasn't.
07:27The patient is a frequent flyer.
07:33Thirteen, thirty-two, thirty-nine.
07:35Get Osama, an EEG, MRI, and angiogram.
07:39How many of you think that Oswald acted alone?
07:44If by alone you mean the decision.
07:46You split yourself into two groups.
07:48Test her blood, test her stool.
07:52Who likes the designated hitter?
07:56You're wrong.
07:58You're lucky you're not fired.
07:59Two more groups, LP and cultures.
08:02Who doesn't know what a designated hitter is?
08:06Here's her address.
08:08I want you to break in, find out what she's hiding.
08:16Why don't we just ask the patient for the key?
08:19Well, if we could find out what she's hiding just by asking, we'd have to redefine hiding.
08:23If you want to live in this country, run the language.
08:27What do you want the rest of us to do?
08:3330 people for three openings, and I want you to wash my car.
08:37This is not why I busted my ass in med school.
08:39We spent a half an hour cleaning the car, big deal.
08:41It's demeaning.
08:43Work is demeaning?
08:44We're too good for this?
08:46Don't give me that honest day's labor crap.
08:48We all went to med school, so we wouldn't have to do an honest day's labor.
08:51What about an honest hour's labor?
08:53In exchange, we get a shot at learning from one of the best diagnosticians in the world.
08:57No, we don't.
08:59If we did, we'd be one of the ones drawing blood or checking for toxins.
09:03We're done.
09:04He's just not going to cut us loose until we've dusted his shelves and starched his shirt.
09:12I'm out of here.
09:14Who's with me?
09:29Are we sure he wasn't joking?
09:31Maybe this is just a test.
09:33Everything's a joke, and everything's a test, and he wants us to do it.
09:36Come on, get up here.
09:37I could try, but I pulled a muscle in 1987.
09:41I didn't waste two years repeating medical school to be arrested and deported.
09:45Why'd they make you repeat?
09:46Not enough gym credits?
09:48According to the state of New Jersey, medical schools in my country suffer from not being from this country.
10:00You know, if you get it open, you're going to have to come down and let me in.
10:03Or you can just wait out here.
10:06This is a competition.
10:14You changed your mind?
10:16No.
10:17Then why are you here?
10:18Never intended to quit.
10:21Then why did you-
10:22Intended to get everyone else to quit.
10:26Get off the car.
10:28I need to clean it.
10:29We need to clean it.
10:31I stole his keys.
10:33We'll take it to a car wash.
10:34He's got people breaking into a woman's apartment.
10:36Obviously, respecting personal property isn't one of the rules.
10:51I told the super I was worried about my niece.
10:54She hasn't been answering the telephone.
10:56Nice guy.
10:56Two daughters at Mount Holyoke.
11:01No evidence of clots, and other than elevated red blood cell count, uh, the, uh, blood work was unremarkable.
11:12Got a problem with the naked female form?
11:16Not at all.
11:17Maybe she's just not used to seeing it spooning with the naked dolphin form.
11:21It's not a dolphin.
11:23It's a porpoise.
11:24There's a difference, you know.
11:26Salary, for one thing.
11:27He wants to give you a minute?
11:36High red blood cell count likely needs-
11:38Carbon monoxide poisoning.
11:39There are a lot of different explanations for elevated red blood cells.
11:42Well, which one fits best with the damaged fluid that your competitors found in the gas fireplace in Sama's cave?
11:51Car's cleaned.
11:52Did you just see a blonde guy with a pretentious accent?
11:56Can't see an accent.
11:57Good point.
11:58Get out my car keys back.
12:02Give me the car keys, put the patient in a hyperbaric chamber, and no more prime numbers for you.
12:11The, uh, high pressure and oxygen will flush the carbon monoxide from your system.
12:15This much oxygen for too long can have some toxic effects, so we'll do this in cycles.
12:21Can I talk to you a second?
12:26You're working that thing all the time.
12:27Is everything all right?
12:29We're supposed to be watching our heart rate and blood pressure.
12:31Yeah, I was until you pulled me over here.
12:33I'm sending out a consult on another patient.
12:36Okay.
12:37What?
12:37I'm not quitting my old job until I'm sure I've got a new one.
12:40I didn't say anything.
12:41You had a look.
12:42Yeah.
12:42I did.
12:44I'm sorry.
12:45Yeah, I think she's having a heart attack.
12:47No, I just feel a little funny.
12:51Attack your arrhythmia.
12:53Call the code!
12:59Nothing.
13:00Babe.
13:01Where the hell is Claire?
13:02You crazy?
13:02You can't use those.
13:03We're in a hyperbaric...
13:09She's on fire!
13:23Her heart's beating.
13:24And we are so fired.
13:31We've started her on nitro and blood thinners.
13:34Electrolytes and post-arrest EKG were normal.
13:36The attack was not caused by the procedure.
13:38So what does cause synesthesia, high red blood cell count, and heart attack?
13:42Aren't we going to discuss what caused the sudden appearance of burnt flesh?
13:48He brought charged paddles into an oxygenated room.
13:51And you didn't stop him.
13:53It means either you thought there was a chance worth taking, making you a hypocrite, or you
13:58thought he'd fail, making you a cutthroat little pixie.
14:02What causes...
14:03Takayasu syndrome.
14:04Not without a rash and a fever.
14:06It's got to be Whipple's.
14:07No way.
14:08You ever see Whipple's without abdominal pain?
14:10Stop it!
14:11This argument is distracting every male and lesbian here.
14:14You're both right, in the sense that you've convinced me that you're both wrong.
14:18What about cardiomyopathy?
14:21Structural abnormality causes the heart attack and throws clots to the brain, leading to synesthesia.
14:27How old are you?
14:28I'm 21.
14:30Unless it's relevant.
14:32Okay, Scooter.
14:34Do a transesophageal echo.
14:36And since the positive divisors are 26 or 2 and 13, have them assist.
14:40The rest of you go to the cafeteria, document 10 things that can cause infection.
14:46Each.
14:57I wouldn't.
14:58Someone named 17 thinks there could be listeria in the cream cheese.
15:0517's a stupid number.
15:08What's Chase doing here?
15:09You saw Chase?
15:11Last night, outside my office.
15:14That's interesting.
15:16I was more curious than actually...
15:18Chase took a job at the Mayo Clinic in Arizona a week ago.
15:26Interesting.
15:27It wasn't Foreman or Cameron you saw, but Chase, the one you fired.
15:34Not interesting.
15:36Someone who looked like someone I used to know walked by my office.
15:39It's always interesting when repressed guilt starts un-repressing itself.
15:44The only thing I feel guilty for is this.
15:53We're going to feed this endoscope down your esophagus.
15:57Try to find where your heart might be damaged.
16:00It's going to feel uncomfortable.
16:02But just keep swallowing.
16:04I promise you'll be fine.
16:08She's ready.
16:12Go ahead.
16:12Take a whack.
16:14Right.
16:15So if we don't find anything, House blames me.
16:18Or you find something and get a gold star.
16:19Why don't you want to do it?
16:21House isn't going to be impressed by a gray hair doing his 10,000th echo.
16:24So you're just being altruistic.
16:26That makes you suspicious.
16:28Doctor.
16:30Call me 13.
16:31I'm not getting invested.
16:36Her heart's structurally sound.
16:38No clots.
16:39No valvular defects.
16:40No wall motion abnormality.
16:41Got that from structurally sound.
16:43What did she say?
16:44Structurally sound.
16:45I assume you're not all walking with me to tell me you found nothing.
16:48A short burst in the eight...
16:53Okay, who's next?
16:54Showed a short burst of atrial flutter.
16:56I ran a rhythm strip twice and got the same result.
16:58Stop.
17:00Okay, here's how we diagnose in transit.
17:02I lead, you draft.
17:03I move, you move.
17:04I stop, you stop.
17:05Got it?
17:06Flutter can mean hormone overproduction.
17:08What did you do the test?
17:09I give it to Scooter.
17:10We didn't think it mattered.
17:11Doesn't.
17:12It matters that you let her.
17:14Okay, 10, 24, 39.
17:17Run a TRH stimulation test for hyperthyroidism.
17:20That could cause another heart attack.
17:22Proving her first attack was caused by her thyroid.
17:26Which is kind of the point, right?
17:34Right along.
17:37The hormones stimulate your thyroid.
17:39Don't worry if you get flushed or you start to sweat.
17:41It means the thyroid's working.
17:44And if you want, I can remove that mold.
17:47I'm a plastic surgeon.
17:49You're allowed a little vanity.
17:50I'm fine with the way I look.
17:52Good for you.
17:54Although I do find it a bit odd that someone so self-assured doesn't want her doctors to find out
18:01what's wrong with her.
18:01What are you talking about?
18:03Why else am I here?
18:04You're jerking us around.
18:05You're handcuffing us with all these restrictions.
18:08I'm feeling warm.
18:11Her pulse is 120.
18:12Stop pushing.
18:13If House thought this would handicap us, he wouldn't have taken the case.
18:16Or maybe that's why he took the case.
18:17He wants to see if we can get out of her on our own.
18:19What did you find at her home?
18:22You were in my home?
18:23Nothing.
18:24Travel pictures, yearbook, her name on an employment slip.
18:27We weren't checking for that stuff, okay?
18:29Obviously, House didn't want us to.
18:31You're going to out me, aren't you?
18:33You're going to ruin everything.
18:35Nobody's trying to do anything.
18:37Just relax.
18:39This is not a normal response.
18:40The test pulse and VPR are too high.
18:42Get away from me.
18:48Get away from me.
18:50Don't touch me.
18:59Paging me during Judge Judy.
19:01Not the best way to win my infections.
19:03She had another episode of synesthesia.
19:05It set off a psychotic attack, and now she ran in there
19:07and must have jammed something in the handles.
19:09So you call me?
19:10The guy with one good leg and zero leverage.
19:14We break that door down, security shows up,
19:17and her name goes in the file.
19:21Luckily, violence is not the last resort.
19:23Extortion is.
19:25So go ahead, extort her.
19:31If you don't open this door, we're going to break it down.
19:35Clever.
19:36An appeal to her deep concern for hospital property.
19:39Let's see how that works.
19:45If you don't open this door, you're going to die.
19:48Go away!
19:50You seem to be getting to her.
19:52She doesn't care if she dies.
19:54Think she wants to die?
19:55No, but I think she only wants to live under certain circumstances.
20:02Open up, or I blab your secret to everyone.
20:05You don't know anything.
20:07I do.
20:21No!
20:22No!
20:23Please, please, please, please!
20:23Does anybody think that a sedative might...
20:25Duntime.
20:26Okay.
20:31Who's that?
20:39Who is she?
20:44Osama bin Laden.
20:58Who is she?
21:03Is she okay?
21:04She's stable.
21:06Who is she?
21:08What did House tell you?
21:09That she is on the run from an international crime syndicate.
21:13That's what he told us.
21:15House may be your boss, but I'm House's boss.
21:18You want to work here?
21:19I better be okay with it.
21:21Honestly, he didn't tell us anything about who she was.
21:24Her name's Greta Cooper.
21:27Wants to be an astronaut.
21:29Doesn't want NASA to know her brain's getting her ears confused with her eyes.
21:34I went through a mail.
21:37You're a virus, House.
21:39Now instead of one liability, I've got 20.
21:42Apparently only 19.
21:44Which number was it?
21:45From now on, everything you do gets charted.
21:48With pen, on paper, in a binder that says Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital on the cover.
21:53Mom!
21:54If you want to run something through the labs, I get a copy.
21:56If you do scans, I get a copy.
21:58If you think about doing scans, I get a copy.
22:02You know my current thoughts, right?
22:03I don't have to put those on paper.
22:10Three issues.
22:12One, number 10, you're fired.
22:16And she told you?
22:17Well, it had to be someone who went to her home.
22:19Number 26 is half asleep, missed his afternoon nap.
22:22Obviously, he doesn't feel guilt.
22:24Number two is here on a visa, she can't jeopardize.
22:26You can't know.
22:26And that chick's been pointing at you since I walked in.
22:31Issue two.
22:32What causes synesthesia, high RBC, tachyarrhythmia, and panic attacks?
22:38Slight blue-close elevation.
22:39It says thyroid.
22:40Baseline thiotropin's 1.1.
22:421.3.
22:43Whatever, her thyroid's working.
22:44What about her liver?
22:46Original ALT levels weren't abnormal, but we're near the edge.
22:48She has patient data on her PDA.
22:50I do not.
22:50I saw the lab values.
22:51You said we couldn't write anything down.
22:53I also said I wanted answers.
22:54Liver cancer is the most likely.
22:56Paraneoplastic syndrome.
22:57We need to do an MRI.
22:59Which brings us to issue three.
23:00You're saying we can write stuff down?
23:02To you, I'm saying you're fired.
23:03To everyone else...
23:04But you said specifically that we...
23:05I hate tattletales.
23:07She tattled on ten.
23:08Now you tattle twice.
23:10Issue three.
23:12Come on, let's go.
23:15Issue three.
23:16How do we do tests when we can't do tests?
23:18Dr. Cuddy didn't say we can't do tests.
23:20She said we have to do chart.
23:21Do chart.
23:22And we won't get consent, so we can't.
23:24The patient's life may depend on her consenting.
23:27Her dreams depend on her not consenting.
23:29So, how do we do tests when we can't do tests?
23:34You've got an hour.
23:40How do you scan a liver without scanning a liver?
23:44And what's Cameron doing here?
23:48Interesting.
23:49So you're seeing Cameron now?
23:51No, not interesting, because not seeing.
23:55Saw.
23:57My patient won't consent to MRIs or ultrasounds.
24:00You've dealt with more liver cancer than anyone else here.
24:02So you want me to share the secret scanning techniques I learned in Nepal?
24:07Unfortunately, the monks made me swear a blood oath.
24:09Where was she?
24:10In the lobby.
24:12I guess we could palpate the area around the liver.
24:15Which won't work unless the tumor's enormous, which you know.
24:18Which means you're here because these visions are freaking you out.
24:21Dude, she had blonde hair.
24:24Why would I hallucinate that?
24:26Yes.
24:27Yes.
24:28Why are you merging Cameron and Chase?
24:31We should find out for the next time you see her when she'll be black.
24:34Mm-hmm.
24:35Because, of course, it's scientifically impossible
24:37for a person to go back and visit somewhere they worked.
24:40No, but since she's not a dead cat,
24:42it is scientifically impossible for her to be in two places at once.
24:46Physics joke.
24:48Don't hear enough of those.
24:49She just called me from Arizona.
24:52Notice the area code, 480.
24:54They put an offer on a place in Scottsdale.
24:57Do you want to talk or should I?
24:58I guess we could both talk.
25:00Although they're engaged and if you're staying in touch,
25:02you might want to buy them.
25:09Maybe it's not repressed guilt.
25:10Maybe it's just panic.
25:13Right now, you've got enough fellows to build a railroad,
25:15but you're gonna have to narrow that room full of numbers
25:18down to three people.
25:19Any chance you could turn this creative brilliance
25:21towards my patient's liver?
25:24I think you're gonna choose people for reasons
25:26that have nothing to do with their skills.
25:28I think you're gonna choose people
25:29just because you can't stand them.
25:32Because if you like them, well, that's just stressful.
25:40Stress.
25:42I don't like it.
25:47We need to stress the patient's liver.
25:50You mean make her sick?
25:51I mean make her sick in a specific way.
25:53If her liver is given to malfunctioning,
25:55we make it malfunction.
25:56Are we on the other side of wrong here?
25:58Don't we have an ethics board that we should consult?
26:01I fired you.
26:02No, you didn't.
26:04He fired you.
26:05You're number six.
26:06No, I'm not.
26:07I'm number nine.
26:08I approve of your shamelessness.
26:11You're still fired.
26:13Now, how do we stress her liver?
26:15Lying and paperwork I get.
26:16Shutting down organs.
26:17We could give her intravenous vitamin D
26:19and stick her in a tanning booth.
26:20If she goes into a coma,
26:21we know it's a metabolic problem.
26:24Nice.
26:25Vitamin D is metabolized by the liver and kidneys.
26:27We can tell us which one's screwed up.
26:29We could get her wasted.
26:33Give her shots of tequila.
26:34Measure how long it takes for her to pass out.
26:36If it's too fast,
26:37then we know her liver's not processing alcohol.
26:39It means it's shot.
26:42I like you, number nine.
26:51You wanted to see me?
26:52You a Mormon?
26:56You're wearing a ring from Brigham Young.
26:59Or did your folks just do the lawns?
27:02The church has a very progressive attitude
27:03toward racial equality.
27:05Don't care.
27:06Actually, I'm thanking God.
27:08You're the only non-drinker we got.
27:10We need a control group to establish
27:12whether the liver's deterioration is within normal range.
27:16Got a big drinker, medium drinker,
27:18and I got a no-drinker.
27:19Just do an MRI.
27:22You really think that the guy who created heaven and earth
27:26cares what you put in your digestive tract?
27:29Her dream shouldn't outrank my religious belief.
27:31Why not?
27:32Her dream might come true.
27:36All life is sacred, right?
27:39We're not saving her life.
27:41We're doing a diagnostic test.
27:42Not even a real diagnostic test.
27:44Well, that fake test might really save her life.
27:49Would you pull an ass out of a pit on the Sabbath?
27:56Would you, or would you not,
27:59pull an ass out of a pit on the Sabbath?
28:07Fine.
28:09I'll do it.
28:11Good.
28:18Why'd you have to pick tequila?
28:20I assume a single malt would have worked just as well.
28:23It wasn't our choice.
28:27Okay.
28:28Two minutes and round number five.
28:33So, tell me about the magic underwear.
28:37Is that why you're here?
28:39I'm the big drinker, doing my part for science.
28:42The interesting question is why your religious beliefs
28:45are suddenly less important than her dreams.
28:48You're reversing your argument?
28:49I know what I believe.
28:50He's not quite sure what you believe.
28:52Well, LDS doesn't try to dictate every detail of our lives.
28:55When a situation isn't clear,
28:57we're encouraged to make our own decisions.
28:59But your judgment was to say no.
29:02You used my judgment.
29:03You made a good argument.
29:05Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people.
29:08Otherwise, there would be no religious people.
29:10You're an atheist.
29:11Only on Christmas and Easter.
29:13Rest of the time, it doesn't really matter.
29:15What's the fun in that?
29:16A finite, unmysterious universe.
29:18It's not about fun.
29:20It's about the truth.
29:21The truth is we're having this debate
29:23because you want to figure something out about me.
29:25What do you got so far?
29:29Greta.
29:31Greta.
29:31She can't breathe.
29:32We need to intubate.
29:33No.
29:34At least oxygen.
29:36NASA will need to know why.
29:49I checked the tests you ordered.
29:52Did you just see Foreman?
29:53You measured the density of her teeth.
29:56It's a shortcut test for hypercalcemia.
29:58You had to have just passed him.
30:00So you suspected hypercalcemia
30:02from her complete lack of broken bones.
30:04Is that why you also ran three tox screens?
30:07Pisha might have been sneaking uppers.
30:09He was in a white coat, you hire him back.
30:11Foreman is running the diagnostic department
30:12at New York Mercy.
30:21Have you been drinking?
30:44She was having trouble breathing, refused oxygen and intubation.
30:48So you put her on a treadmill.
30:50Records will show that we gave her oxygen
30:52as a part of a routine cardio stress test.
30:55If she gets to breathe, your boss gets her paperwork.
30:58Whose idea was that?
31:01It's a joint decision.
31:03It never is.
31:06So how old were you when your brother left home?
31:09Why do you think that I...
31:10Why aren't you answering?
31:12Does your mother initiate the divorce?
31:14We should probably focus on what's wrong with her lungs.
31:17Are you a Wiccan?
31:18She really can't breathe.
31:21Okay.
31:22Hold still.
31:26What are you doing?
31:28A sculptatory percussion.
31:30If you have a good ear, you can...
31:35I didn't have a lot of friends because you chose me.
31:37You can hear while you're talking.
31:39You can detect not only structural details, but small, deep masses.
31:50Game's over.
31:53We either have lung cancer or tuberous sclerosis.
31:58Cut you open a biopsy.
32:00Okay.
32:02That'll...
32:03leave a scar.
32:05As the doctors will see, they'll know.
32:08I never opened for Springsteen or slept with Barbara Felden.
32:12You can live for years without dreams, without lungs.
32:15Find a way.
32:19Okay.
32:21As long as you keep saying it strongly, you won't die.
32:27Fine.
32:29Away.
32:33Saratoga Wire, Paris exposition trick.
32:36The problem's not the surgery.
32:38It's the scars.
32:39And we have a plastic surgeon here who can hide them.
32:41Not that well.
32:43NASA's gonna check every cranny.
32:44I say we just put ether in her oxygen and do what we have to do.
32:47She'll sue.
32:48For what?
32:49Making it harder for her to lie to the government?
32:52Uh, we don't need to hide them.
32:54We give her elective cosmetic surgery.
32:57The incisions will give us access to her lungs.
32:59And she's got an innocent explanation for the scars.
33:02You mean like liposuction?
33:04No.
33:04No.
33:05Those incisions are too far from the lungs.
33:07We don't subtract.
33:08We add.
33:10Turn her B's into C's.
33:14It's a myth that fake hooters blow up at high altitude.
33:18She'll be fine.
33:20Just think of it as one giant rack for mankind.
33:24I fought for years to be taken seriously.
33:27Trust me, you'll be taken more seriously.
33:30Just sign the form.
33:32This will make me a joke.
33:34There's got to be another way.
33:40I've known a few people who had dreams.
33:43One thing they all had in common was they got laughed at.
33:48And they didn't care.
34:01You bumped a splenectomy for a boob job?
34:04Would you condemn this woman to a life where people look at her face when they talk to her?
34:08If you don't explain this, I'll cancel the surgery.
34:11Can I explain why you're here?
34:12I think I just told you why I...
34:15I scheduled a diagnostic patient for a boob job, which is ridiculous.
34:19So obviously you had to confront me.
34:21With you so far.
34:22But I'm gonna give you a reason.
34:24Not a good one.
34:25No, not even close to a good one.
34:28But here's the drag from your point of view.
34:31My explanation won't make sense.
34:33Not to the board, not to a judge, but to you.
34:36So you'll let me do it.
34:39Then you're gonna have to sit next to me at the administrative hearing.
34:43And you have better things to do.
34:55It's in the best interest of the patient.
35:02You're good to go.
35:14You're good to go.
35:23Okay, so what's been working overtime to kill Ms. Bin Laden?
35:28We know her name now.
35:29Yeah, but I forgot it.
35:31Say the magic word and get immunity for the next challenge.
35:35Alveolar hydratic disease.
35:36Hits all the organs.
35:37Should have had multiple seizures by now.
35:39Pulmonary longer homes.
35:41Doesn't explain the red blood cells.
35:44Come on.
35:45Cists, synesthesia, or heart attack.
35:48You guys have got...
35:48Von Hippel-Lindau syndrome.
35:52Raises red blood cell count.
35:54Causes masses on the organs.
35:55One of the masses is a pheochromocytoma.
35:58It'll cause neurologic episodes and a heart attack.
36:05You see a blonde guy still has peach fuzz standing up there?
36:13This is a closed procedure.
36:15Gallery's off limits.
36:17Not to the surgical staff.
36:20You're gonna hire that guy instead of us?
36:31Not a chance.
36:33I love you guys.
36:35Okay, so dig out the cysts.
36:37Histology to confirm Von Hippel-Lindau.
36:39Don't forget her chesticles.
36:51Calling Arizona.
36:53That was a very nice touch.
36:54You do have residual...
36:55Not only do I not have residual feelings
36:58I didn't even have primary feelings.
36:59You freak...
37:00You lied.
37:01Because you knew it meant...
37:02It meant nothing.
37:03I saw him because he was there.
37:06Cameron followed her besher to the surgery department.
37:09I think Chase followed her.
37:11She's been a senior attending in the ER the last three weeks.
37:13A blonde senior attending, to be accurate.
37:16Foreman.
37:17Is he back in neurology?
37:18He's at New York Mercy.
37:19He's been there a month.
37:21Did you see Foreman?
37:23No.
37:29So...
37:31I'm cured.
37:32You're fine for now, but Von Hippel-Lindau's a genetic disease.
37:35There's no cure.
37:38Greta, you need to come clean to NASA.
37:41You said you got all the cysts.
37:43They could reemerge.
37:45I'll go to radiology clinics.
37:47I'll get regular screenings.
37:49If something happened while you're up there,
37:51you'd be playing Russian roulette.
37:52Relax.
37:55She doesn't have to tell, and neither do you.
37:59Turns out the NASA doctors even know where the hyphen in Von Hippel-Lindau goes.
38:04You called them?
38:07I'm not an idiot.
38:09Those shuttles fly over New Jersey.
38:22So, here we are.
38:24The big moment.
38:26Which of you gets to live to be abused another day?
38:29And which of you goes home and rationalizes being fired as character building?
38:40Following numbers.
38:41Thanks for playing.
38:4221, 19, 8, 34, 17, 29, 5, 36, 2.
38:55The rest of you, 8 a.m. sharp.
38:58I'll be in sometime between 10 and 3.
39:01But 26, just stick around a while.
39:08I did nothing wrong.
39:10Lots of people did nothing wrong.
39:12Other people screwed up.
39:14I never...
39:14Other people took chances.
39:1726.
39:22Buddy Epson actually was allergic to the book.
39:24Yeah, I know.
39:25How old are you?
39:2621.
39:28You don't think it's relevant?
39:30I'll likely have less time to use the skills you teach us,
39:32but I don't think that's significant to you.
39:34How about the fact that you never went to medical school?
39:38I don't think that's significant to you.
39:39Which is why you let the unlucky number do the transeco.
39:43At least you're ethically unethical.
39:48Thirty years I worked in the Columbia Med School admissions office.
39:52Audited all the classes.
39:54Most of them more than once.
39:57I just never got a diploma.
40:00You had to know I'd find out sooner or later.
40:04I know you break rules.
40:07I thought maybe you'd break one for me.
40:11I can't hire you as a doctor.
40:14But you can still tell me what you think.
40:16You could also fetch me coffee.
40:18Pick up my dry cleaning.
40:19Until I can decide whether or not to keep you.
40:22So I'm playing this whole game to be like...
40:24Your secretary.
40:26Assistant.
40:27Sounds marginally less demeaning.
40:29It's not my dream job.
40:31Actually it is.
40:33It's just not your dream title.
41:01Three weeks.
41:03For someone who never misses something small, you miss something big.
41:08You're an idiot.
41:10The hair where I'm working are both.
41:13Hair makes you look like a hooker.
41:15I like it.
41:18Pulling pieces of windshield out of car accident victims.
41:21Reattaching fingertips.
41:22Sliced off cutting bagels.
41:24At least Chase's move is only one step down.
41:28I can do good here.
41:29Get it out of my system.
41:34Why'd you write your patient out to NASA?
41:37I don't know who's been gossiping about ethics instead of sex.
41:40But I hope they've already been fired.
41:42Which number was it?
41:44Greta.
41:45Number.
41:45No number.
41:46The patient.
41:47How do you think she got your pager number?
41:49She came into the ER, didn't want to talk.
41:51I didn't rat her out.
41:52You lied.
41:54I suppose I should tell her that before she keys my car.
41:57Why lie?
41:59I had to stop some leaky faucets.
42:02What did it matter?
42:04It was no one's business.
42:07Right.
42:08She's gonna be the safest astronaut up there.
42:11Certainly more vigilant than the guy next to her.
42:13He's got no clue about the aneurysm in his head ready to pop.
42:16Right.
42:19You got a better reason?
42:24You couldn't kill her dream.
42:25Maybe I'm done.
42:26Maybe you could.
42:32Sorry.
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