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00:00Joy to the world, the Lord is come. Let earth receive her King. Let every heart prepare him room. And
00:14heaven and nature sing. And heaven and nature sing. And heaven and nature sing.
00:21This sucks. This is why we need to make a statement, you know? I don't think that... What? You've heard
00:29we'll end up in detention? Well, yeah, that's what teachers do. They're not going to send all of us to
00:37detention. Mr. Henderson is totally lame, and this is our best chance to inform him of that fact. You don't
00:42think he's lame? Well, yeah, but then what's the problem?
00:50Okay. The Robert Pate Academy Vocal Jazz Ensembles.
01:06Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nipping at your nose. Hilltide carols being sung by a choir. And
01:15folks dressed up like Eskimos. Everybody knows. Mr. Henderson's a stupid boy.
01:26I don't feel so good. Why did you do that?
01:37I don't feel so good.
01:39It's all good.
01:45I don't feel so good.
01:46I don't feel so good.
02:15I don't feel so pretty.
02:24A 16-year-old female gets pranked,
02:27also gets visual hallucinations and vomiting.
02:29Turns out to be a failing liver.
02:32Why have Foreman's breasts suddenly started to droop?
02:35Large breasts are a classic symptom
02:36of you letting Foreman take vacation days
02:38so he can finish his FDA reports before the end of the year.
02:41When are you taking vacation?
02:43Hepatic and neurological involvement.
02:45So I understand Foreman's absence, your presence,
02:47not so much.
02:48I'm bringing in a case.
02:49You may have noticed me doing that before.
02:50I've noticed you a lot recently.
02:52It's almost as if you have a sexual interest in someone here.
02:55Like, say, Taub.
02:58Well, Taub might think I like him if I stayed,
03:02which is why I'm gonna do this.
03:05Somehow I don't think that was really about me.
03:08Uh, Wilson's disease.
03:10Cerulloplasmin's normal.
03:11You got a Christmas present.
03:14Greg made me think of you.
03:24That's funny.
03:25Usually explodes after I do that.
03:27Alcohol abuse?
03:28She's 16.
03:30What kind of boozing destroys your liver that early,
03:32parents or teachers would notice?
03:34Wow.
03:35Manual of the Operations of Surgery by Joseph Bell.
03:38You're throwing that away?
03:39Twice.
03:42Someone's screwing with me.
03:43Forget it.
03:44Yeah, gifting antique medical texts.
03:46Oldest gag in the book.
03:47Handwriting's kind of girly.
03:49You got an admirer house?
03:50I said, forget the book.
03:54Why'd they pick on her?
03:55She's an overachiever.
03:56High grades.
03:57She volunteers.
03:58She's a big target.
03:59I'm assuming, literally,
04:00depending on where this school falls on the Heather scale.
04:03You think the kids slipped or something?
04:04The teachers grilled them.
04:05When do teachers ever know how to motivate their students?
04:08What did you do to Natalie?
04:10It's all my fault.
04:12I didn't stop her from being a total pig.
04:16What are you...
04:16Your friend's liver is failing.
04:18We're doing what we can,
04:19but she still might need a transplant.
04:22She could die unless you tell us what you gave her.
04:24Just tell him.
04:25Shut up.
04:28We gave her some shrooms.
04:30We took some ourselves.
04:31We just wanted to make her loosen up a little.
04:34I'm thoughtful of you.
04:36You got any left?
04:38They're in Simon's locker.
04:41This was your idea?
04:43No way.
04:44I didn't give her anything.
04:45Right.
04:46You just knew about it and let them do it.
04:47Poisonous mushrooms and hallucinogenic ones are different.
04:50Not if they don't dry correctly.
04:51Get back to school.
04:52You better hope we got to.
04:53We're in time.
05:04What?
05:06Am I going to get in trouble?
05:08Should we apologize or something?
05:10Yes.
05:10You should.
05:12Natalie's on the third floor.
05:14Who's down there?
05:15Mr. Rabbits.
05:19Where's the woman I spoke to last week?
05:21The trial patient with the advanced symptoms.
05:24She dropped out.
05:26Is she okay?
05:27Not health related.
05:28She just wants to drop out.
05:30Why?
05:31She didn't say.
05:32And I only break into the houses of very special patients
05:35to get to understand them better.
05:41I do good today, boss?
05:43No rigidity.
05:44No cog willing.
05:45So absolutely, I'd call that good.
05:47Great.
05:47Thanks.
05:51Clip work.
05:52Keep it.
06:00This place actually smells of evil.
06:02Where do you work again?
06:04Why would House throw out a book worth hundreds of dollars?
06:07To make you ask that question.
06:08Can you really put a price tag on screwing with people?
06:10Get us into Natalie Solner's locker while we're here.
06:15House always has an agenda.
06:16Just screwing with us isn't...
06:18Yeah, he'd never do that.
06:19Oh, wait.
06:19He already did last year.
06:20Remember the secret Santa gift he got himself?
06:22He's making us fight over who could get him the best present.
06:25This time, he's just making us wonder.
06:27No animosity, no ugly competition.
06:30I think it's a real present.
06:31If it's real, then House really was freaked.
06:34And if it affects him, eventually it'll affect us.
06:37Uh-oh.
06:39Maybe it wasn't those kids who poisoned Natalie.
06:41Maybe it was Natalie herself.
06:47I didn't try to kill myself.
06:49Why'd you have all those painkillers?
06:51In case I get a headache.
06:53Well, maybe it took a few too many.
06:56Do you have any kids?
06:58No.
07:00But high school wasn't all that different when I was your age.
07:05Teenagers can be incredibly mean.
07:06I know what you're going through.
07:10I bet you were cool.
07:13You're pretty.
07:14You're pretty, too.
07:16I'm fat.
07:18I'm a loser.
07:20They all hate me.
07:23You know what they did last year?
07:25They took these photos of me for the yearbook.
07:29But it wasn't.
07:30It was for this website making fun of me.
07:34Calling me a pig.
07:36Forget about them.
07:40Let's just make you better.
07:41What's the point?
07:46Acetylcysteine could save her liver.
07:47But we'd have to act fast.
07:48If there's any chance that she took all those pills...
07:50There's no chance.
07:53Okay.
07:55She's the happiest, sweetest little girl.
07:58And a year ago, she hits puberty.
07:59And it's like this secretive little stranger moved into her room.
08:04I tried to talk to her about what she's going through.
08:11Give her the treatment.
08:12I can't really think that she tried to cover something.
08:13I don't know what to think.
08:22If it's a subpoena, he's gotten that kind of present before.
08:25It was a book.
08:27That narrows it down.
08:28Just look for someone who knows how to read or has been to a bookstore.
08:32Most bookstores don't carry Joseph Bell on surgery.
08:38Did it have a note?
08:39Greg made me think of you.
08:42Green wrapping paper.
08:45How did you know that?
08:49What is it?
08:53It's nothing.
08:56Yes, when something's nothing, the natural response is to guess the color of the paper
08:59it's wrapped in and then descend into stunned silence.
09:05Irene Adler.
09:09Christmas, 2001.
09:11Sarcoid symptoms, but she didn't respond to methotrexate.
09:16I've never seen him so obsessed.
09:20He saved her with the last-minute Wegner's diagnosis, but the hours he put in, I thought
09:25it would kill him.
09:27And then, well, he fell for her.
09:33But it was too soon after Stacy, and it sounds silly, but Irene was the one who got away.
09:44Really?
09:46No, you idiots.
09:48House is just screwing with you.
09:49You think there's some woman with a mysterious green wrapping paper trademark?
09:52Then how did you guess?
09:54I could be wrong.
09:55It's possible a secret admirer gave House the same book I gave him last Christmas,
10:00and the same paper I wrapped it in, and the note I wrote.
10:05We gotta go.
10:12Heartbeat?
10:14150, BP-180 over 110, crackling three-quarters of the way up.
10:20At least this means she didn't try to kill herself.
10:28Well, scratch the hallucinations, that's from the mushrooms.
10:32Leaves, liver failure, and now pulmonary edema.
10:36And you, standing there, beseechingly.
10:40Yes, I was gonna stalk you at home, but it was a busy week, and your office is closer.
10:44Thirteen and Foreman were busy drug trialing, and we needed an answer on the overdose, so we called her in.
10:48She's just updating us.
10:51Convenient.
10:51Update's done.
10:56This is a good experience for me, as my parents never got divorced.
11:00Theories.
11:01Glue sniffing.
11:02Effects on the lungs would have been immediate.
11:04House.
11:04We all know what's going on here.
11:07Cuddy gave you that present.
11:09No.
11:11Infections.
11:11No fever, no polys in the sputum.
11:14I think...
11:16I think she loves you.
11:18I told you to lay off the present.
11:20And the LSD.
11:22We got distracted by the painkillers.
11:24Toxies are still the most likely...
11:26Just tell her how you feel.
11:28If you won't, then I will.
11:31I'll walk right down there.
11:33Dammit.
11:34Love like this needs to fly free.
11:43You talked to Wilson.
11:44He has very girly handwriting, by the way.
11:47I knew I should have just wrapped a new present.
11:50Said the patient volunteered.
11:51Where?
11:52Pleasant Valley.
11:55Soup Kitchen in Trenton.
11:5713 in Kuttner.
11:58Going to search the home and the school.
11:59Taub.
12:01You take the anal swabbing...
12:03of the fragrant and contagious homeless men.
12:10Why don't you hang out in the video store...
12:12and tell everyone Kevin Spacey's Kaiser Soze?
12:15By the way, that ending really made no sense at all.
12:17You had my present for a year...
12:20and didn't even open it?
12:21I had no way of knowing.
12:22There was an expensive book inside.
12:24Completely meaningless prank.
12:26Even for you.
12:27Stealing your ice cream is a completely meaningless...
12:29albeit delicious prank.
12:31Observing my team's reactions to unexplained phenomena...
12:34could have been pretty useful.
12:35Of all the ways to mess with people...
12:37why give yourself an imaginary present?
12:40You checked the prices for fireman strippers recently?
12:42Yes.
12:44Yes.
12:45The holidays.
12:45They're hard for you.
12:47I get it.
12:48You see the people around you...
12:50giving and receiving gifts...
12:52having sustained, meaningful relationships...
12:54and since you can't...
12:55something deep in your subconscious...
12:57makes you create the appearance of a gift.
13:00Sad.
13:02You really passed your psych rotation?
13:04It's too bad you can't just be nice to people.
13:07You could get a real present that way.
13:09If I wanted gifts...
13:10I would just look deep into my patient's eyes...
13:13and act like you.
13:15Oh, I'm so sorry you're dying, Mrs. Moron.
13:18Of course I'll sleep with you.
13:20What I lack in skill, I can make up for...
13:22You'd just wind up insulting her...
13:23perhaps calling her Mrs. Moron.
13:26Right.
13:26Because I'm physically incapable of being polite.
13:28Being kind in a sustained, meaningful way?
13:32No.
13:34Oh, I get it.
13:35You're trying to get me to prove you wrong.
13:37You know, I'm gonna be nice to all my patients...
13:39all through the holiday season...
13:41and then Mr. Potter won't steal Tiny Tim's part.
13:43I'm totally on it.
13:44Yeah.
13:45That actually is what I'm trying to do.
13:48And the pathetic part is...
13:50it's not gonna work.
13:53You're right.
13:56I gotta stop being such a jerk.
14:02Oops.
14:03Kind of undercut myself there.
14:12It's true.
14:13I mean, we're seeing it all over the place.
14:14I'm not going to be...
14:16I'm not going to be...
14:18I'm not going to be...
14:19Janice?
14:20I'm Remy.
14:21I'm...
14:21Yeah, I remember you.
14:27I heard you left the trial.
14:29Yeah.
14:31If there's some way I could help.
14:33Um, it was that doctor.
14:36He...
14:36The one that was running the test.
14:38Dr. Foreman?
14:39Yeah.
14:40He's a great neurologist.
14:41He's a great guy.
14:44You like him?
14:46Why don't you?
14:47I told him that those injections were making me sick in my stomach,
14:52and he just gave me antacid.
14:56We were warned that nausea is a side effect,
14:58and giving you antacids is all he really could do.
15:00No.
15:01He told me,
15:04get over it.
15:07With or without these drugs,
15:10I don't have
15:12a long time.
15:16I'm not going to spend it being his guinea pig.
15:23House.
15:25It's tuberculosis.
15:27You got that from an anal swab?
15:29Man, you're good.
15:30There was a more subtle clue.
15:32Homeless guy,
15:34uncontrollably hacking up blood.
15:35Cops lasted two months.
15:36He was cachectic.
15:38Unless you could tie him to the patient.
15:40Yes, again.
15:41If only there was some subtle clue,
15:43like the fact that he was standing next to her
15:44in a soup line for a week.
15:46I hate spunk.
15:47TB can cause liver failure,
15:49lung symptoms,
15:50fits.
15:52Start around the standard regiment.
15:53You don't have clinic duty today.
15:56Who says it's a duty?
16:00Hi, I'm Greg.
16:01Hi, I'm Whitney.
16:03Hi, Whitney.
16:04How can I help you?
16:05I have a terrible headache.
16:08Oh.
16:09I'm sorry to hear that.
16:10I'll get you fixed up.
16:12Is there anything else you need?
16:14Like a bottle of water,
16:15coffee,
16:16mint tea?
16:17No, but that's so nice.
16:18Usually the clinic doctors
16:19are kind of rushed.
16:21If you can't be nice,
16:23why be a doctor?
16:25So where do you feel the pain?
16:27Get in the back of my head here.
16:29Uh-huh.
16:30It's Bacaria's sign.
16:31I'll be down by your third trimester.
16:34I'm not in school.
16:37Neither is your fetus.
16:41Oh, God.
16:42You didn't know you were pregnant?
16:44How do you know that just from the headache?
16:48How do I know?
16:50I missed my period.
16:51I got fat.
16:52Threw up.
16:53Oh, no, wait.
16:54That's how you know.
16:55What?
16:56I know, because of the tight shirt
16:58stretched over the swollen boobs,
17:00the soft craving you poured into the clinic,
17:02the motion sickness patch
17:03that doesn't do anything
17:04for the kind of sickness
17:05that you feel in the morning.
17:06I'm a virgin.
17:08So is my fiancé.
17:10I believe him.
17:12Aren't there other ways I could get pregnant?
17:14Like sitting on a toilet seat?
17:17Absolutely.
17:18There would need to be a guy
17:19sitting between you and the toilet seat,
17:21but yes, absolutely.
17:24I was doing so well.
17:32Natalie?
17:34Oh, God.
17:35Natalie.
17:35She's having a seizure.
17:37You on a side, nerd?
17:38Is this from the TV?
17:40Not with a supple neck.
17:41I don't know what this is.
17:43Four milligrams of Raspam.
17:48Liver, lungs, and now brain,
17:52which has mysteriously reappeared.
17:56Speaking of mysteriously reappeared...
17:58Her ALT is 20 times normal.
18:00Transaminases and PTs way up.
18:02She's going to lose her liver.
18:04We've got to get her on the transplant list.
18:05Keep showing up.
18:07You also keep leaving.
18:08It's possible that you have the hots for me,
18:11that really, really hate this kid.
18:13It's also remotely possible
18:14that I have that reversed.
18:16She's a nice kid.
18:17I want to make sure she's okay.
18:19Hepatic fibrosis.
18:20Normal complement level,
18:21normal-sized liver.
18:22She remind you of you?
18:25Nah, you want to lose her in high school.
18:27You had every Tom, Dick, and Herschel
18:28wet dreaming about you.
18:30But she could be making you think
18:31of another helpless, chubby little girl
18:34you recently met.
18:35You are not really making this
18:37about the baby I tried to adopt.
18:39It's been a few weeks.
18:41Just enough time to get over heart feelings.
18:43Natalie's 16.
18:45I think you're confusing
18:46being maternal with being human.
18:50If we hadn't ruled out the mushrooms...
18:51Maybe we shouldn't have.
18:53Forget toxic, think allergic.
18:55Severe mold allergy could cause
18:57liver failure, respiratory arrest,
18:59and encephalopathy.
19:00She ate the shrooms days ago.
19:01There's no way she'd still be sick.
19:03Unless it also gave her a fungal infection.
19:05Give her a prick test and antifungals.
19:15Hey.
19:16Thank you for the gift.
19:18I really appreciate it.
19:20I spoke to Janice.
19:22She okay?
19:23Yeah.
19:26Her nausea.
19:27She said you told her, like,
19:29get over it.
19:30And?
19:33Nausea isn't something you can overcome
19:35with sheer willpower.
19:37Which is why I didn't prescribe willpower.
19:40I prescribed antacids.
19:41She can't handle that.
19:42She'd have to leave the trial anyway.
19:44Just call her, say you're sorry.
19:46She'll come back.
19:48No.
19:49God, you're acting like House now.
19:51No, I'm not acting like House,
19:53which is exactly why I don't need to apologize.
19:55I'm not being cruel.
19:56I'm not being manipulative.
19:56You said the same thing to me
19:58when I told you I was having a hard time.
19:59And it worked.
20:01She's a 40-year-old woman
20:02who's falling apart physically and emotionally.
20:05She's dying.
20:08Look, I know seeing the ghost
20:10of your Christmas future is tough.
20:12But the only way I can help her
20:13is to make sure she follows her regimen,
20:15not by becoming her life coach.
20:17You're not acting like House.
20:20You are like him.
20:27Dr. House?
20:29This is my fiancée, Jeff.
20:32She says you told her you can get pregnant
20:34from sitting on a toilet seat.
20:38I said those words,
20:39but with particular inflection.
20:43I knew it wasn't true.
20:44Is there any other way?
20:45Isn't it possible?
20:47There was a reported case
20:48of a Civil War soldier
20:50who was shot in the testicles
20:51and the musket ball
20:53and carried the non-musket ball
20:56into the uterus of a woman
20:57working in a neighboring field.
20:59Nine months later,
21:00a miracle child was born.
21:03Also, maybe she cheated on you.
21:05I made a promise.
21:07We do other stuff in bed.
21:09Couldn't some of his sperm
21:10have made it up there somehow?
21:12More likely it came from the guy
21:13whose penis made it up there somehow,
21:15but sure, anything's possible.
21:18I want a paternity test.
21:19I tell him that amniose are dangerous
21:21this early on in the pregnancy.
21:23Are they?
21:23Who cares?
21:24He doesn't know.
21:27We'll do the paternity test.
21:35No reaction.
21:37That's bad.
21:38If you had a mold allergy,
21:39it would explain your symptoms.
21:40We'll find out what's wrong.
21:41Don't worry.
21:43And I know some things are hard to talk about
21:45with your parents around,
21:46but kids can be really mean.
21:48There are people you can talk to,
21:49new programs.
21:50I'll be okay.
21:52You're in good spirits.
21:54You feeling better?
21:55No.
21:57I was just doing my homework.
21:59I'm such a dork,
22:00I guess that cheers me up.
22:02Parents brought it?
22:03No.
22:03Simon did.
22:05The jockey kid in your class?
22:07Yeah.
22:08He just left.
22:13Security?
22:15I was just bringing her homework.
22:16You helped bully this little girl
22:17and completely refused to accept responsibility.
22:20No way you came here out of compassion.
22:21That only leaves guilt.
22:22What'd you do to her?
22:23Nothing.
22:24Stop lying,
22:24or I'll take the drugs I found in your locker
22:26down to the cops,
22:26you slimy little jerk.
22:31This kid didn't do anything to you.
22:32This isn't about me.
22:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:34I get it.
22:34You were bullied yourself when you were in school.
22:36Take it easy.
22:37I wasn't bullied.
22:38Right.
22:39The Indian foster kid whose parents
22:40were shot in front of her.
22:41You were clearly homecoming king.
22:47Let's try this again.
22:48Just tell me...
22:49Honestly, you don't understand.
22:54We used to be friends.
22:56And I'd be friends with her now
22:57if, you know,
22:58people wouldn't make fun of me.
23:01There's nothing you could tell us that'll help?
23:03Did she mention she used to drink a lot?
23:07No.
23:07How do you know that?
23:10Don't tell anyone, right?
23:12I have my brother's ID,
23:13and I kind of supply people.
23:14I used to get her
23:15a few bottles of vodka each week.
23:18Why'd you stop?
23:19She got her own ID.
23:20Said it was cheaper buying it herself.
23:23You can go.
23:27I think we got our diagnosis.
23:29Our little girl's a drunk.
23:35I don't drink.
23:37I did back then, but...
23:39You could die.
23:41We can't get you on the transplant list
23:43until we know why your liver is failing.
23:45Alcohol abuse would explain that.
23:48The seizures could be from withdrawal.
23:50I haven't drunk in six months.
23:52I didn't even drink that much back then.
23:55A couple of vodka bottles a week.
23:57I didn't open half of them.
24:00I just bought them because...
24:04You know, because Simon was selling them.
24:06We used to be friends,
24:07and that's like the only way
24:08I could get him to even talk to me.
24:10Then why did you stop buying from him?
24:12He said you got your own ID.
24:14I don't know.
24:16See, that's not a good answer.
24:19Remember when you asked me if I had any kids?
24:21I don't.
24:22I don't know.
24:23Maybe it has nothing to do with it,
24:24but I was good at school,
24:26good at work,
24:27lousy at life.
24:28I screwed up every relationship I ever had.
24:31And I thought,
24:31why would I want to bring a child into this?
24:35But then I got older.
24:38And...
24:41How you feel now will pass.
24:44Don't let it screw up your whole life.
24:48It's already screwed up.
24:53My asthma.
24:54They said they'd fix it,
24:56but it didn't make any difference at all.
24:59Well, sometimes doctors make mistakes.
25:02Anna, you need to try twice as hard to fix them.
25:06Are you using your inhaler?
25:07All the time.
25:08Go through one a week.
25:10You sure you're using it right?
25:12Do I look like an idiot?
25:14No.
25:17Why don't you show me how your inhaler works?
25:29Jerk.
25:33Uh, what was that all about?
25:35Jamaican chicken recipes.
25:37The parents said no to the benzos,
25:39but I still think Natalie's not being honest with me.
25:41So she's willing to die to cover up some boozing.
25:44She's very depressed.
25:45She feels like she deserves what the other kids are dishing out on her.
25:49I think she either wants to die,
25:50or she wants the attention that dying gives her.
25:53I have no idea why you care so much.
25:55They'll cut her to stutter and benzos.
25:57How, is the parents just...
25:58Uh-uh-uh.
25:59Not the alcoholism.
26:00Seizures.
26:01Totally different.
26:02Don't need their approval for that.
26:09Sure you want to know?
26:11If that makes it easier, I'm going to tell you anyway.
26:14We want to know.
26:22What does it say?
26:31Don't leave.
26:45You go home last night?
26:47I meant to.
26:48Started reading this file.
26:49Just couldn't put it down.
26:50Let me ask you.
26:52That patient who dropped out, the one I told you about?
26:54Yeah.
26:55You think I should pursue it more?
26:57No.
26:58Patients drop out.
26:59That's why we start with hundreds.
27:01Well, I just thought if there's an easy way
27:03to make the people who drop off come back,
27:04then why not?
27:05They're not people.
27:07Really?
27:07I thought the zombie trials were all completed
27:09during phase two.
27:10You can't see the patients as people.
27:12You can't even see them as patients.
27:14They're numbers.
27:15Look, a friend of mine has this disease.
27:19I don't want to know.
27:20There's a reason this is double blind.
27:22Any personal stake we have skews to study.
27:25Science is not about human relationships.
27:26It's about results.
27:28But you know that.
27:29You work for House.
27:30Why do you think I brought you on as my partner?
27:34That's a towel.
27:35She was talking to me, and then she just passed out.
27:37The cart's rolling down.
27:39Can you fix it?
27:40Can you fix it?
27:41I'm trying.
27:42Push one out, add your piece.
27:54Been waiting here for six hours.
27:56Am I the father or not?
28:00No.
28:01No.
28:02But she also didn't cheat on you.
28:11Normally, sperm meets egg.
28:14DNA meets DNA.
28:15Goes back to her place.
28:16Cells divide.
28:17Nine months later, joy is bundled.
28:20That's normally.
28:23Abnormally, an egg could have two naturally occurring gene mutations that don't naturally occur together.
28:32Spontaneous calcium spike could prep the egg for fertilization without sperm, and a division mistake could let the egg split
28:38up without ever needing male DNA at all.
28:42Parthenogenesis, a baby without a baby without a daddy, and a human's, it's only ever been theorized, and it was
28:48never proved.
28:49Until now, mommy, baby, your daughter has only maternal DNA.
28:59I personally checked this five times.
29:01In seven months, you will have virgin birth.
29:11Merry Christmas.
29:18Merry Christmas.
29:24I've got to tell you about this clinic patient.
29:27Natalie's liver is continuing to fail and now bradycardia.
29:30Atropine isn't keeping the heart rate up.
29:32We're going to have to put her on a pacemaker.
29:34Alcohol withdrawal will cause her heart to race, not crawl.
29:38There's nothing structurally wrong with her heart.
29:40EKG, echo, electrolyte panel, all normal.
29:43Multiple endocrine syndrome, free T4 is normal.
29:45Hypothalamic brain tumor?
29:46Didn't come up on the CT scan.
29:49It's hitting all our organs.
29:51Give me the blood.
29:52What's her alk-foss?
29:57300.
30:00It can't be leukemia.
30:07High alk-foss could also be from liver failure.
30:09She's a teenager.
30:10It means bone growth and destruction could throw it off.
30:13Maybe, but it's higher than you'd expect.
30:16Let's start her on chemo.
30:18We'll do a bone marrow biopsy to confirm.
30:21Why are you ordering tests instead of treatment?
30:23Her heart and liver are about to give up.
30:25Do whatever you need to.
30:27Why are you so attached to this girl?
30:32It's your call.
30:36He doesn't want us to treat her.
30:39If it's leukemia, even if we kill every cancer cell, her heart and liver are too far gone.
30:43A double transplant.
30:44With brain involvement, the committee won't even open the file.
30:49There's no reason to put a dying girl through a painful treatment if it can't save her.
30:57He's being kind.
31:00I'll arrange a biopsy.
31:10Mrs. Burke?
31:14We're conducting another trial in tandem with yours.
31:17Same drug, lower dose.
31:20The nausea will be less.
31:23I did some checking.
31:25I can switch you.
31:28Here's the forms if you want back in.
31:34What if we're wrong?
31:40Maybe we shouldn't have overlooked autoimmunes.
31:43High set rate.
31:44Over this.
31:46Normal complement level.
31:48So it isn't hepatic fibrosis.
31:50Could still be microangiopathic vasculitis.
31:55With high dose steroids, we might be able to reverse the...
31:58We're in a hospital that treats thousands of patients every day.
32:02Some of them die.
32:03Every day.
32:04We're going to get this worked up over every one of them.
32:08Yes.
32:14BRB.
32:15What is it?
32:16Thank you for my patient.
32:18For you.
32:19I saved her marriage by showing that her pregnancy was a result of parthenogenesis.
32:25Human parthenogenesis.
32:26You proved it.
32:27Yep.
32:28It's unbelievable.
32:29But I personally checked it five times.
32:31How did you check it five times?
32:33The cyclist broke and you would have sent it out.
32:35It would have taken it.
32:35Oh, yeah.
32:37That does sound impossible now that I think of it.
32:39I guess the better explanation is that the paternity test showed she cheated.
32:43So I faked the whole parthenogenesis thing.
32:45What?
32:46Why?
32:49I win.
32:52You faked a scientific miracle just to win a bet with Wilson.
32:57More an argument.
32:58I realize it would have been simpler to just fake the paternity test, but hey, Christmas spirit and all that.
33:04I think you're confusing nice and evil again.
33:07Letting a woman deceive her husband by inventing a virgin birth just so you can...
33:12And it obviously would have been more fitting if the baby had been born on Christmas, not just a den
33:16to den.
33:16It's not leukemia.
33:21Seizures, liver failure.
33:25It's eclampsia.
33:34It causes liver failure, pulmonary edema, and seizures.
33:54It's also associated with cardiomyopathy.
33:57That's a pregnancy disease.
33:58You tested her when she came in.
34:01Uh, you can get eclampsia up to a month after giving birth.
34:05That's ridiculous.
34:06How could she hide a pregnancy?
34:08Loose clothes.
34:08She's heavy to begin with.
34:10It's probably premature.
34:12If it was three weeks ago, they could have missed it on a physical exam.
34:16The baby's why you quit drinking, isn't it?
34:19Why you asked me if I had kids.
34:23Why you feel guilty.
34:30I'm sorry.
34:31Oh.
34:33Who did this to you?
34:35Simon.
34:37It wasn't bad.
34:39We were like boyfriend-girlfriend for a while.
34:41We just didn't tell anyone.
34:45He doesn't even know about...
34:49what happened to the baby.
34:51I was going to give her away.
34:55But they found out in school.
34:58I was at the soup kitchen, and she started coming.
35:02There was this empty house down the street, but...
35:04and she wasn't breathing.
35:09I tried so hard, but I couldn't do anything.
35:12I'm so sorry.
35:16If I had her in the hospital, maybe she'd be alive.
35:21Can you cure this?
35:24The damage to the heart and liver are permanent.
35:28I'm going to die?
35:32I'm going to die?
35:37I'm sorry.
35:43I didn't even bury her.
35:47I just put my coat over her.
35:48Let's go.
36:18Let's go.
36:19Let's go.
36:19Let's go.
36:19Let's go.
36:19Let's go.
36:19Let's go.
36:19Let's go.
36:19Let's go.
36:20Let's go.
36:47Get out of my house.
36:56Let's go.
37:14Let's go.
37:16Let's go.
37:32Let's go.
37:46Let's go.
37:49Let's go.
37:50Let's go.
37:53Let's go.
37:54Let's go.
38:18Let's go.
38:25Let's go.
38:30Let's go.
38:39Let's go.
38:42Let's go.
38:47Let's go.
38:50He's beautiful.
38:56Let's go.
39:01She's beautiful.
39:03If you keep real close
39:09Yeah, you stay real close
39:15I will reach you
39:18I'll die to a whisper
39:23In a daydream
39:27On a wheel
39:29Shut down
39:32Plattner
39:34No transplant?
39:36We appealed, too sick
39:38How much time does she have left?
39:40Couple of days at most
39:41What about the baby?
39:43Seems healthy, but it's too early to tell
39:45She's in the hospital for observation for a few days
39:47But after that, best case winds up with her teenage father
39:50Who just got voted captain of the varsity bullying team
39:53He's just a kid
39:57You alright?
39:58We gotta go
40:02I can't raise my mind
40:03Cause a dream
40:05Cold's the worst
40:08That they can't be
40:11Ooh
40:13Yeah, you stay real
40:18Ooh
40:20Jonathan?
40:21Yeah?
40:23It's a
40:24It's Lawrence Kuttner
40:27Why are you here?
40:29I wanted to apologize
40:31For all the horrible stuff I did you in high school
40:35I'm sorry
40:36Down
40:37To whisper
40:39Can you hear me
40:43Can you hear me
40:46Can you hear me
40:48Still
40:50Not sound
40:54Ties on my lips
40:57Of course
41:00What's gonna happen to her?
41:02I spoke to her
41:03I spoke to both sorts of grandparents
41:06It's too painful
41:07They're putting her up for adoption
41:12What are you gonna do?
41:16I already spoke to a lawyer
41:21I might become a foster parent
41:23And then I adopt
41:24To whisper
41:26Can we hear me
41:29Can you hear me
41:33I'm down
41:35To windows
41:38To windows
41:38In the streets
41:41On a hill
41:44Showdown
41:47To whisper
41:50How can you hear me
41:53To whisper
42:06Where is everybody?
42:08Down at the party?
42:11I heard Janice is back on the trial.
42:14My Christmas gift to you.
42:19I was wrong.
42:20You're not house.
42:23Yeah, well, that's my Christmas gift to myself.
42:34We should go to the party.
42:38I shouldn't.
42:41Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
42:50Jack Frost nipping at you, you know.
43:00Yuletide carols being sung by a choir.
43:07Amen.
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