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00:07Who ever thought walking in a circle at two miles an hour would be draining?
00:11Fresh air, exercise.
00:14You know, some things do have their negative sides.
00:16Our income just got cut in half.
00:18Man, we get to spend twice as much time together.
00:21More if you don't leave before your lunch hour is over.
00:25Not on my way.
00:27We have a legal right to hold you up for 15 seconds.
00:3015, 14...
00:321...
00:3411...
00:3510...
00:35Ow!
00:38Just trying to do my job.
00:42Hey, relax.
00:44Three more seconds and you can go.
00:47Are you telling me what to do?
00:50It's okay.
00:53Just take a breath.
00:54He's cut the hell off me.
00:58I think it's been 15.
01:03You okay?
01:09Oh, my God!
01:09Jeff!
01:10You look away типа.
01:17Yep!
01:17That's sitting out in the morning.
01:17How loud is people feeling.
01:18Everybody's in the middle battle.
01:18People sleep in the middle of the night.
01:19While we're not feeling one way like this.
01:20Jump out in the middle.
01:26Four more seconds!
01:30While we're in the middle of the night!
01:40If you see everything?
01:59This place is a mess.
02:00Welcome to a world without nurses.
02:02Here, you can start with these.
02:03It's not my fault.
02:04I don't have these nurses.
02:05Connie was looking for you.
02:06Said she'd send you down here.
02:07I know.
02:08That's why I'm here.
02:09Because Cuddy hasn't found you yet.
02:11She's going to look everywhere except the place she wants me to be.
02:29Hey.
02:30I've got an aortic dissection here.
02:31What's with the idiot?
02:34Oh, fainting spell and recent history of discusia.
02:39Everything tastes like lemon meringue pie.
02:40You want to take him?
02:41No.
02:47Sir.
02:48Why do you have two lunches in front of you?
02:51Been here for two meals.
02:54You're happy with that?
02:55No.
02:55I just don't see much use in complaining.
02:58Seriously?
03:01It's a very useful tool.
03:03Complain.
03:04Make people miserable.
03:06Do what you want.
03:08Make the misery go away.
03:09We probably should say something.
03:10Maybe I can call one of the doctors.
03:12I worked with...
03:12They're doing their best.
03:18Ow!
03:18What the hell?
03:21I'm sure it was an accident.
03:24Is he Canadian?
03:26Uh, he's a low priority.
03:28Is that a yes?
03:30He's just...
03:31He's happy.
03:34I've got to stop this before it spreads.
03:38You guys are done.
03:42Could be a metabolic disorder.
03:44Toxic exposure.
03:46Carcinoma of the tongue.
03:48Metastasize the brain.
03:49Epilepsy.
03:49MS.
03:50Or it could be the flu.
03:51And we should all be back in the ER.
03:53No.
03:54You're ignoring the big symptom.
03:56What if we're looking at both the flu and decent parenting?
04:01Okay.
04:02You two are perfectly healthy.
04:03This guy wasn't pandering.
04:05He wasn't vanilla nice.
04:06He was nice without any aspiration.
04:08Personal gain.
04:08I'm thinking genetic defect.
04:11Niceness is a defect?
04:14Three cavemen.
04:15See a stranger running towards him with a spear.
04:18One fights, one flees, one smiles, and invites him over for fondue.
04:22That last guy didn't last long enough to procreate.
04:24And how long has the patient been suffering?
04:27At least as long as his wife has known him.
04:28Eleven years.
04:29The chances of him having an undiagnosed pathology for that long...
04:32What are you saying?
04:33Evolution is wrong?
04:35What do you think we are?
04:3721st century America?
04:38He's saying that statistics are true, too.
04:41The world is a bell curve.
04:42Most of us fall within the standard deviation, but there are outliers.
04:46And if we believe in the existence of extreme jerkiness, which I suspect that we do,
04:54then we also have to accept the existence of the opposite extreme.
04:57You want it to be a symptom, because then we're supposed to be jerks, which means you don't even have
05:02to try to be nice.
05:04Okay.
05:05Maybe I'm biased.
05:06Let's take a vote.
05:07Who thinks that niceness is not a symptom?
05:11And who thinks that their vote counts?
05:19You two, check out his home for toxins.
05:21Talibin, 31?
05:2231.
05:24Oh, I'm sorry.
05:25I thought that either way was good with you.
05:27Talibin, 13.
05:29MRI for tumors and EDG for nerve damage.
05:31Test whatever comes out of him for everything else.
05:35Test whatever comes out of him for everything else.
05:47Too much axis tilt.
05:50Don't listen till your thumbs are at the bottom of the floor.
05:53I assume Wilson is busy.
05:56Again?
06:11No access, Tilton.
06:17With Amber?
06:18Again.
06:19Still, it was nice of you to invite me.
06:22This is fun.
06:25No, it wasn't.
06:26No, it isn't.
06:27I didn't invite you to be nice.
06:29I invited you because bowling isn't one of the two things
06:31the guys do by themselves.
06:33What's the second thing?
06:35Other hand.
06:41Well, if people are incapable of being nice,
06:43why bother having the word?
06:44Ah.
06:45The ontological proof of niceness.
06:47The existence of the word proves the existence of the concept.
06:51Look after those minotaurs and you drive home.
06:54I thought motives didn't matter,
06:56the results mattered.
06:58So what are you gonna do?
07:00To screw up Wilson's relationships,
07:02you don't have to listen to me while you bowl.
07:04I wish the best for them
07:06and their tragically deformed children.
07:11She's good at being bad.
07:14You might not be able to destroy her.
07:16As long as I give it my best shot.
07:18I'm gonna hold my head high.
07:20Cameron had this one insufferable friend.
07:23She wasn't gonna get rid of her,
07:24and I sure wasn't gonna join him.
07:25So I just said, see her on Thursdays.
07:29I know it's not as exciting as an exploding birthday cake,
07:32but hell,
07:34I don't wanna hang out with her every night anyway.
07:37That's amazing.
07:38Cameron only has one insufferable friend?
07:40That's amazing.
07:41Oh my gosh.
07:58Joint custody.
08:00Of Wilson?
08:02Unless we have another love child.
08:05Deal with him.
08:07He needs a mother figure.
08:09I'm not saying you're not entitled to spend time with him.
08:11I'm just saying I'm entitled, too.
08:14I don't know how to deal with him when he's being reasonable.
08:17This is reasonable? This is crazy.
08:19You're not a child. You can make your own plans.
08:22No. Crazy is what House would normally do in this situation.
08:25Swap your lubricant with superglue.
08:27The man knows me.
08:28This is his way of accepting us.
08:32It's actually a very touching moment.
08:33I'm proposing I get every other day and every other weekend.
08:42I have yoga Wednesdays. You can have him then.
08:44But you have to have him home by 11.
08:48We can swap weekends.
08:52Mondays and Wednesdays and midnight.
08:54If he's not home till midnight, we won't be asleep till almost 2.
08:57Wilson, make a ruling.
09:00No.
09:02You two are like dogs circling each other in the park.
09:05And I say that with all the love in the world.
09:08You need to snip each other's butts,
09:10bare your teeth, and arrive at some strange detente.
09:12Otherwise, you'll end up biting each other's eyes out.
09:14Again,
09:16with all the love in the world.
09:20I'll let you sniff first.
09:22Take my deal,
09:23or get out of my apartment.
09:25Take my deal,
09:27or I move in.
09:35This guy worked for Habitat for Humanity in Costa Rica.
09:38And coaches handicapped kids.
09:40You think you should do a workup on the other coaches?
09:41It is possible he's too perfect.
09:43I'm not saying he's perfect.
09:44I'm saying he's trying to be.
09:46That's what people do.
09:49What?
09:50That's not what people do.
09:52People usually suck,
09:53but they want to be good,
09:55want to be nice.
09:55House?
09:57Exception that proves the rule.
09:59What sort of argument is that?
10:00Bad one.
10:06That might be relevant.
10:09Hydrofluoric acid.
10:10Lovers his calcium,
10:11causes the fainting and taste issue.
10:13But not the niceness.
10:15Wouldn't that be nice?
10:19You are King Solomon.
10:22If you want us to cut him in half,
10:24we're cool with that.
10:25My boyfriend's too much of a wuss
10:26to make the call for himself.
10:27And I mean that with all the love in the world.
10:30I'm going to piss off one of them,
10:32and they both scare me.
10:50Your treatment of patients is reprehensible.
10:53You're reading his performance review?
10:55I'm busy.
10:56We have a nurse's strike.
10:57Your management of employees borders on abuse.
11:00Let's go.
11:02No, I don't want to hear it.
11:05You are overtly contemptuous of hospital hierarchy.
11:08And covertly.
11:10But I suppose you didn't know about that.
11:13Your attitude towards supervisory personnel is disrespectful,
11:17and a disturbingly large proportion of your comments
11:19are racist or sexist.
11:20That top makes you look like an Afghani prostitute.
11:24Would be an example of that.
11:26Sign this.
11:28House, I got...
11:29It couldn't wait.
11:31I will sign if you will give us a ruling.
11:33I will give you a ruling if you do the reviews on your team.
11:40I'd be happy to continue the mockery of this process.
11:45What'd you offer him?
11:46Wednesdays till 11 and alternate weekends.
11:48Wednesdays till 11 and alternate weekends.
11:51Yes.
11:52Wednesday nights are ladies' nights at Cheetah's.
11:56Calcium's normal.
11:57Wow.
11:58It really could wait.
11:59Everything's normal.
12:00And you thought it wouldn't be?
12:01He's a carpet cleaner.
12:02He's got a home full of hydrofluoric acid.
12:03I think his calcium should be low.
12:05Yeah, actually, it kind of does.
12:06HF causes lower levels of...
12:07Lower, not low.
12:08Lower than normal.
12:09Lower than yesterday.
12:10Yesterday might have been high.
12:11What's lower than high?
12:15He actually has hypercalcemia,
12:17which is being lowered to normal by the HF.
12:19So what gives us elevated calcium,
12:20bad taste, and fainting?
12:22I take it you know?
12:23Get the team.
12:24This is gonna be fun.
12:37For a life as we know it to have evolved without an intelligent designer.
12:41I'm going to prove them wrong.
12:43Your wife is very ugly.
12:45Get out of here.
12:46Deb.
12:48He's obviously trying to prove a point.
12:52I think I just did.
12:54You're either perfect or you're sick.
12:56In my experience, sick is much more common.
12:58He's not sick.
12:59He's nice.
13:00He's nice in the sense that your toaster is nice for making you breakfast.
13:02It's the only thing his wiring will let him do.
13:05He has Williams Syndrome.
13:06Your husband is missing the genes that make him suspicious.
13:11You're wrong.
13:12He's...
13:12Relax.
13:13There's no cure.
13:14He's gonna go right on, tasting a lemon meringue pie, fainting, and being a sap.
13:18What about the other symptoms?
13:20He has no other symptoms.
13:21But Williams does.
13:23He's got the teeth, glasses.
13:25Williams cuts IQ by 20...
13:27He doesn't work in the physics department,
13:29except when they spill a black hole on their carpet.
13:31Elfin appearance?
13:33Yeah.
13:34He's-he's born Legolas than Keebler.
13:36I bet you he can still crack off a batch of Pecan Sandys.
13:39Perfect pitch.
13:41You love to karaoke, right?
13:43I suck.
13:45Modest.
13:46Another symptom.
13:46No, he really does suck.
13:49Give us a warble.
13:50You know any share?
13:51No.
13:51But I know bread.
13:54Baby, I'ma want you.
13:57Baby, I'ma need you.
13:59You're the only one I care enough to hurt about.
14:05Maybe I will...
14:11What's the matter?
14:13He's stroking.
14:20Not a moment too soon.
14:32You were wrong.
14:35Why do people say that with such pleasure?
14:37It's very hurtful, you know?
14:39It means the patient gets to keep being nice.
14:41Why does that offend you?
14:42It was the way he said it.
14:43He wasn't relieved.
14:44He was excited.
14:45He was also wrong.
14:47I say that with no sense of pleasure.
14:50Patient tested negative for Williams,
14:52which means the stroke and everything else wasn't caused by...
14:54You have a friendly demeanor,
14:56but you sometimes get too involved.
14:58You relate well to your peers and patients,
15:00and you complete tasks in a timely manner.
15:04Please sign.
15:05What the hell was that?
15:07I have to give each of you performance reviews.
15:09Plenty of other conditions can cause debilitating niceness.
15:13How is that supposed to help him?
15:14I don't know.
15:16How is it supposed to help Wilson?
15:17Cross off Wilson's name and the date,
15:19and then fill in your own.
15:20The point of a review is to give feedback to help.
15:23I'm thinking neurosyphilis.
15:24Wouldn't show up in the MRI without contrast.
15:29I'll go run the tests.
15:37He doesn't think it's syphilis,
15:39but he's going to go run those tests anyway.
15:41Because he doesn't know?
15:43That's why we do tests.
15:44Because he's a wimp.
15:45Because he's afraid of you.
15:47You want me to intimidate him into not being afraid?
15:50I'm sure I know how to do that.
15:51Reviews make a difference.
15:52People have to listen, so they have to learn.
15:54I don't think that the right time to tell the dog not to pee on the rug is semi-annually.
15:58You don't want to do the paperwork.
16:00I am concerned about the rainforest.
16:04I'll do it.
16:05I know.
16:11I don't have syphilis.
16:13You don't know.
16:16How many ways did that have to get it?
16:18You can know who you had sex with.
16:20You can't know who she did.
16:21I do.
16:22Not for sure.
16:23It's a waste of time.
16:25I had a stroke.
16:26You can't keep wasting time.
16:29We were tested for the Peace Corps.
16:30Ten years ago.
16:31You haven't been with your wife every minute of every day.
16:34You think I'm naive, don't you?
16:36I think you'd...
16:38Yeah.
16:39I know my wife.
16:41She's not perfect.
16:42I'm not perfect.
16:43But she loves me.
16:46And she's always loved me.
16:49Every minute.
16:50Every day.
17:06You're 15 minutes late.
17:12Have you heard the good news?
17:14Miley Cyrus is playing a third night at the Spectrum.
17:16Happiness is possible.
17:18And not just in this life, but in the next.
17:20Oh, you're selling religion.
17:22I'm sorry.
17:23I bought some Islam yesterday.
17:25Well, it's where your light showed signs before Mandy.
17:28Have a good evening.
17:29You're late.
17:3015 minutes.
17:3116 minutes.
17:32My 16 minutes.
17:33So keep him an extra 16 minutes.
17:36You hear that?
17:37She doesn't care.
17:37You're going mini-golfing.
17:39What's it matter?
17:40You got a tee-off time?
17:41It matters because you don't get to decide what matters.
17:43It was my fault.
17:44I had to take a shower.
17:46Which was my fault?
17:48I had to take a dump.
17:50Anything else I don't need to know before you leave?
17:55Have fun on your play date.
17:57You've got Mommy's numbers, right?
18:01Daddy needs a drink.
18:10I was thinking.
18:11If we discount the niceness issue...
18:13Sit down.
18:19I think it's a heart defect.
18:20Nothing on the echo.
18:21Could be a patent foramen ovale.
18:23Explains the stroke and the syncope,
18:24and a PFO wouldn't show up on a routine echo.
18:27I'm going to do a bubble test.
18:28You got a minute first?
18:31Sure.
18:34I think you've shown remarkable strength
18:36in a difficult situation.
18:37Are you giving me a performance review?
18:39A good one.
18:41I'm going to do a bubble test.
18:44There was enough blood left over
18:45from his admission workup to run the BDRL.
18:47You doubted your patient?
18:49No.
18:49What I thought didn't matter.
18:52House said he wouldn't let us go on
18:53until we ruled out neurosyphilis.
18:55It's not neurosyphilis.
18:56It's a PFO.
18:57It's neurosyphilis.
18:59The tests were positive.
19:07It's always the same conversation.
19:09They tell you you must be mistaken,
19:10which is why I always run the tests twice,
19:12and then they blame the other guy,
19:14which makes sense if they're innocent,
19:15but obviously half of them aren't.
19:17They don't seem to get that they're busted.
19:19Scientifically proven.
19:20Unless your spouse cheated, too.
19:22Exactly.
19:23That's what you're praying for in that moment,
19:24that she cheated, too.
19:25And then if she doesn't kill you,
19:26you know that she did.
19:27That you know she betrayed you.
19:29And then you realize that that sucks worse.
19:38The test must be wrong.
19:39They ran it twice.
19:41Not that test.
19:43The one I took 10 years ago.
19:46What other explanation is there?
19:58He really sees no other possibility.
20:01Did you have an affair?
20:02No.
20:03Then why aren't you angry with him?
20:09Do you ever know anybody who's just too nice?
20:12No.
20:13It's annoying.
20:14Then you realize it's annoying
20:15because they remind you of what you're not.
20:18That you'll never be as good as they are.
20:21And then you think,
20:23why can't I?
20:25And before you know it,
20:28that naive idiot you laughed at
20:32has made you a better person.
20:36Do you really think
20:38I've been in love all these years
20:40with a symptom?
20:43If syphilis caused lesions in his brain
20:45and the lesions caused personality changes,
20:48you may notice a change in him
20:50as his condition improves.
20:53I know my husband.
20:55He's not going to change.
20:57You should get yourself tested.
21:03So much for the bell curve.
21:05How can house be an ass
21:06without it being an illness,
21:07but niceness is a biological crime?
21:10You got five bucks?
21:13I, uh...
21:15Niceness just costs you five bucks.
21:17Being an ass generally turns a profit.
21:20Cutner, can you excuse us?
21:22I need to do Taub's review.
21:23You can stay.
21:25I think it'd be better
21:26if this was done privately.
21:28This isn't going to be done.
21:29What is it with you guys?
21:30I've given you advice before.
21:32Not as our boss.
21:33What's the difference?
21:34Advice is advice.
21:35Fair enough.
21:36I'll go first.
21:39You demonstrate a great air of confidence,
21:41which is really pissing me off.
21:43House authorizing.
21:43How long have you known him?
21:44He's using you.
21:45I volunteered because I knew he wouldn't...
21:46He would care less about the paperwork.
21:48He's using you to screw with you.
21:49He knows it'll annoy us.
21:51We'll stand up to you,
21:52which will force you to confront the fact
21:53that even though you think you're our superior,
21:55you're no different from us.
21:56He gave you authority to keep you in your place.
22:00It's true.
22:02Thanks.
22:04Not him.
22:04What'd he say?
22:05Nothing.
22:06What's true?
22:07If there's something wrong with this guy,
22:08it means there's something wrong with House.
22:18Are you trying to get me drunk?
22:23What time is it?
22:2410.30.
22:25Oh, she'll kill you.
22:27I'll get you home before it lights out.
22:30Great.
22:31She'll kill me.
22:32Hey, if I get any more drunk,
22:36I'm...
22:36It might not work.
22:41If you know what I mean.
22:44Really?
22:46You'd think that one or more of your ex-wives
22:49would have mentioned that to me.
22:50They told you?
22:52Wait.
22:52Why do you want to get Amber angry?
22:55Because I'm your friend.
22:57No, no, no.
22:57You said you approved.
22:59You said you were taking the high road.
23:01For how long?
23:02The first exit.
23:02Hello, and thank you for saving me
23:04from being righteous to death.
23:07Patient's vomiting blood.
23:08Hematemesis.
23:09Could indicate...
23:10Don't put it on the board.
23:11You don't think it's a symptom?
23:12I think it's my marker.
23:14He has SIF.
23:16And what?
23:17And SIF.
23:17It can cause hematemesis.
23:19Not everyone agrees.
23:22How could you...
23:23Because if you all thought it was just SIF,
23:25you wouldn't have woken me up
23:26in the middle of the night.
23:27If it was just SIF,
23:29he wouldn't be getting worse.
23:30He's already on penicillin.
23:31The bleeding's probably from liver damage,
23:32probably caused by ethanol
23:34on the cleansers or the penicillin.
23:36True more probabilities than I like to hear.
23:39Liver tests and serologies
23:40are gonna take a full day.
23:42Full night, actually.
23:43Guy might not make it to brunch.
23:48Yes, I knew about your issue
23:49with alcohol.
23:51Yes, I intentionally got you drunk
23:54to provoke an argument
23:54between you and Amber.
23:55And why I would do such a thing
23:57is an interesting question.
23:58What's more interesting
23:59is that you knew as much as I did.
24:01You're the one
24:02who was pouring down the drinks.
24:04Why?
24:06Because I thought I was out
24:07having fun with a friend.
24:08I didn't know the drinks had subtext.
24:12I gotta get home.
24:18GGT's normal.
24:19Rolls out alcohol.
24:20How about serum protein?
24:22It's positive.
24:24I kind of assumed he had protein.
24:25It's how much protein he has
24:27that we care about.
24:27It's positive for syphilis.
24:29Do you mind if I give you
24:30a performance review?
24:32Not the patient.
24:34House.
24:35House.
24:36He has syphilis.
24:45What happened?
24:47Every time I searched my soul,
24:49I found Anna.
24:51Are you gonna tell Marie?
24:53I have to.
24:55It will destroy her.
24:57Could it be any worse on her?
25:01Yes.
25:02You might want to turn off the TV.
25:05I'm multitasking.
25:07Also doing my taxes.
25:08And Cuddy.
25:09What'd you find out?
25:11Patient has hepatitis.
25:13I assume from your omission
25:14of the word viral before the hep
25:16that it's not another STD.
25:18But I'm on steroids
25:19and tested for sarcoid
25:20before the liver failure
25:21becomes liver failed.
25:24We're all doing this.
25:27There's more?
25:30You have syphilis.
25:32Love lasts forever.
25:40No, I don't.
25:41One of us found a vial
25:42of your blood in the lab.
25:43Which one of you?
25:45It's treatable.
25:48The boy filled a prescription.
25:57You okay?
26:01You okay?
26:23So, this is why he is who he is?
26:26We don't know.
26:27We know.
26:28It's not just a coincidence.
26:30Wilson says he's always been a jerk.
26:32But it got worse.
26:33After his leg.
26:34The leg was a coincidence.
26:36Did you sleep with it?
26:43So, what's going to happen?
26:44I mean, what's going to change?
26:46Maybe he'll be less of a jerk.
26:47Or less of a doctor.
26:49You gotta be a jerk
26:50to be a good doctor?
26:50I don't know.
26:51Maybe House does.
26:52Why aren't you answering me?
26:54Because it's none of their business.
26:58It's none of your business.
26:59You think the STD makes it my business?
27:06Humans are complicated.
27:07Humans are simple.
27:09A million different things
27:10make us who we are.
27:11You change one,
27:11you change everything.
27:14Mozart was better adjusted.
27:16Decides to play catch one day.
27:18Maybe there's no magic flute.
27:24You did, didn't you?
27:31Something I need to tell you.
27:33You returned him drunk.
27:36On time.
27:38Drunk.
27:38On time.
27:40No tag bags.
27:41The purpose of the time
27:42was to give me time.
27:43So you didn't have sex.
27:44I like sex.
27:45We can have it tonight.
27:46The L word is on.
27:47You don't get to decide
27:49what matters.
27:51Either you're genuinely afraid
27:53I'm gonna make him miserable
27:54or you're afraid
27:56I'm gonna make him happy
27:57or you simply can't stop
27:59screwing with anything that moves.
28:00It doesn't really matter
28:01because whatever the reason,
28:03you'll only get worse
28:04until either I stop seeing Wilson
28:08or I stop you.
28:14What do you think
28:15I'm gonna choose?
28:16If you terminate the agreement,
28:18it's not gonna bring peace
28:19into me these...
28:19I'm not terminating the agreement.
28:21I'm amending the agreement.
28:25I'm adding penalty clauses.
28:27Fine.
28:29Whoever violates it
28:30gets their finger cut off.
28:31I'm serious.
28:32So am I.
28:32If you want people
28:33to drive safer,
28:34take out the airbags
28:35and attach a machete
28:36pointing at their neck,
28:37no one will drive
28:38over three miles per hour.
28:39I'm not.
28:40We'll figure it out
28:41on your time.
28:53You know, she's certifiable, right?
28:56I got forms at my desk.
29:00Where is she wrong?
29:03What were you gonna tell me?
29:06Nothing.
29:07You're punishing me?
29:09I need to tell you something
29:12privately.
29:14I'm not gonna tell her.
29:16You'll tell her.
29:17She's your girlfriend.
29:18You should tell her.
29:19You're my friend.
29:21It's not the same.
29:23Don't sulk.
29:27Where am I wrong?
29:33Your management style
29:34is counterproductive.
29:36You gave me authority
29:37over the team
29:37just so they could undercut it.
29:39Critiquing the clap-addled?
29:41It's sort of tasteless.
29:43I didn't feel like waiting
29:44until your genitals cleared up.
29:45You need to formalize
29:47my authority over the team.
29:48No, I don't.
29:49You don't think I'm qualified?
29:51Compared to those three?
29:53You want to punish Cuddy
29:54for hiring me without...
29:55I like Cuddy.
29:57Parts of her.
29:59You want to crush the team
30:00by crushing me?
30:01I want to empower them.
30:04Those three idiots
30:05need to respect you.
30:07They should respect you.
30:08They should be afraid of you.
30:10That's why I have to humiliate you.
30:12If the team fears you,
30:13they won't question you.
30:14If they don't question you,
30:15they won't get any answers.
30:16If they don't get any answers,
30:17they're useless.
30:18Mocking me saves lives.
30:19A hospital will probably
30:20build you a statue one day.
30:22You know, with a
30:23kick me sign on the back.
30:24See, when you think about it,
30:25the more I mock you,
30:26the more it shows
30:27I have respect for you.
30:28Or you made up that BS
30:29because you like humiliating me.
30:32Wouldn't rule that out completely.
30:34You busy?
30:35Almost done.
30:37So just remember,
30:38the rabbit
30:39goes around the tree,
30:41jumps down the hole.
30:45Negative for sarcoidosis.
30:49Runnin' for everything
30:50you can think of.
30:51Lepto, schisto, hemo,
30:53and the fourth Marx brother
30:55nobody ever heard of.
30:58You bitch!
31:02I just went to get us some lunch.
31:04You were asleep.
31:05You moved my book!
31:07Jeff, calm down.
31:09It's just the drugs.
31:10Drugs didn't move my book!
31:13Jeff.
31:17My husband's having a heart attack.
31:19Can somebody help me, please?
31:22Somebody help me, please!
31:32She saved his life.
31:34Or she scabbed.
31:36Depends on your point of view.
31:38So what do we think?
31:39New symptom?
31:40Or just a wife beater?
31:44Hey.
31:45Time for you to take this baby for a spin.
31:52We, uh, loaded him full of prednisone
31:54to try to fix the liver.
31:56Good news is,
31:57he's running out of organs to fail.
32:00Prednisone could cause roid rage,
32:02which could cause hypertension,
32:04which results...
32:05Roid rage after six hours?
32:06That ray by sundown,
32:07he'll be eaten most of us.
32:12Uh, it still could be penicillin,
32:14allergic reaction.
32:15How does a fried liver
32:16put him into a rage?
32:16It's not frying his liver.
32:17It's frying his syphilis.
32:19Penicillin's working.
32:20The real patient is emerging.
32:22So syphilis prevents domestic violence.
32:25I'm going to be even more attractive
32:27to the ladies.
32:28I was going to test for a heart issue
32:29before the syphilis.
32:30PFO could explain the heart attack
32:32and reduced blood flow to the brain
32:33could explain the rage.
32:36Well, they're all good ideas.
32:38Okay, let's think about
32:40how many think it's the roids talking.
32:44And who's for the penicillin?
32:45And how about
32:47whatever she said?
32:51Someone
32:52hasn't raised their hand.
32:55Whatever I decide.
32:58You're setting me up.
33:00Why would I do that?
33:05PFO.
33:12Let's hope the bubble test is positive
33:13or it's no more Mr. Nice Guy.
33:26We gave Van Gogh chelation therapy.
33:29Turned him into a house painter.
33:30Maybe not.
33:31Maybe we just put Hitler on Ritalin.
33:35Are you comparing house to Hitler?
33:37Oh, God.
33:39Just because I don't think he's Hitler
33:40doesn't mean I slept with him.
33:41I don't sleep with everyone
33:43who's better than Hitler.
33:45Maybe Taub is right.
33:47Maybe this is good.
33:49This is not good.
33:50He respected our opinions.
33:52He mocked himself.
33:54He was civil.
33:55He shared.
33:55He didn't care.
33:57He never cares.
33:58He didn't vote.
33:59He always cared about one thing.
34:01Solving the puzzle.
34:03But he was irrelevant to that diagnosis.
34:05He had no opinion of his own.
34:07He now cares about
34:09nothing.
34:10He had no choice.
34:11You had to treat him.
34:14Stunned him, stunned.
34:23You know that thing
34:24I was gonna tell you?
34:26I gotta tell you.
34:28I gotta tell someone.
34:29You gotta swear not to tell CB.
34:32Whatever.
34:33What's that swearing?
34:34That's shrugging.
34:35That's really the opposite of swearing.
34:37I won't tell Amber.
34:45My team
34:46thinks that I have syphilis.
34:49Do you?
34:49Not yet.
34:51Why do they think you do?
34:53Because I knew
34:54that they had access
34:55to an old blood sample
34:56and I knew they'd test it
34:56sometime for something.
34:58Why would you swap your blood?
34:59What are you afraid they'll find?
35:00Shut up.
35:01You're missing a point.
35:02Now
35:02they think that I'm on penicillin.
35:06Is this some clever practical joke
35:08that I'm not aware of?
35:09As I get better
35:11I get nicer.
35:17That's brilliant.
35:19Foreman thinks I actually value
35:20his opinion.
35:22God, he's a PFO
35:23and I've had to do some dancing.
35:25You got time for bowling?
35:29It's work hours.
35:32I'll get my shoes.
35:36So
35:36we don't need to talk about
35:38you're gonna keep screwing.
35:41You're gonna keep talking about it.
35:43We are who we are.
35:45I'll get my shoes.
35:49Okay.
35:50Got a good view of the heart.
35:53What if we lower a house's dosage?
35:56Maybe stabilize him?
35:58He doesn't get worse.
36:00He doesn't get better.
36:01Quite the line to walk.
36:02If we're wrong,
36:03he dies of neurosyphilis.
36:04If we don't,
36:05other people die.
36:06Other people who aren't our boss.
36:08People.
36:10This sucks.
36:11The guy had a gift.
36:12I killed...
36:14Hi.
36:15What?
36:15House doesn't have syphilis.
36:17He switched the blood samples.
36:19How do you know that?
36:21House told Wilson
36:22I wanted to ruin House's day.
36:24See ya.
36:27We're idiots.
36:28We're not idiots.
36:29Positive blood test
36:30means positive blood test.
36:31Apparently not.
36:33There they are.
36:34Let's see if they...
36:35Uh, what are you doing?
36:36We're not done.
36:37He doesn't have syphilis.
36:39I know.
36:47Patient tested positive
36:48for syphilis, right?
36:51Is this some sort of recap?
36:52But why did he test positive
36:54for syphilis?
36:55Oh, uh,
36:56I know this.
36:57Either one,
36:58he has syphilis.
37:00I was gonna say that.
37:01Or two,
37:01the test was wrong twice.
37:03Or, uh,
37:04three,
37:05he gave us
37:05someone else's blood.
37:13Who?
37:14Amber.
37:17Get that idiotic smile
37:18out of my face.
37:20I gotta go on a killing spree.
37:22Or four,
37:22he has something
37:23that tests positive
37:24for syphilis.
37:26It's not Chagas.
37:28He worked in Costa Rica
37:29before he was married.
37:30Is two a spree
37:31or do I have to kill you two?
37:33Chagas wouldn't explain
37:34the niceness.
37:35I've heard of remote tribes
37:36that actually practice
37:37acts of kindness.
37:39Or,
37:40the Chagas caused encephalitis.
37:42MRI showed no signs of it.
37:43Until we started him
37:44on steroids,
37:45compromised the immune system,
37:46and let the infection flare up.
37:47I did another one.
37:49It's not much.
37:54It's funny.
37:57You figure this out
37:59because I don't have syphilis?
38:02Damn.
38:05That should have been
38:06my epiphany.
38:11Good news,
38:12bad news.
38:13The good news is,
38:15you know what you have.
38:17It's treatable,
38:17you're gonna live.
38:18Mm-hmm.
38:21Really?
38:23What's the bad news?
38:24The cure
38:25is a grueling course
38:26of pills.
38:27It's like
38:29one a day
38:30for a month.
38:32Now you're just
38:33trying to make me lie.
38:34Yeah.
38:35I think that's a challenge.
38:36You have Chagas disease.
38:38It's a parasite.
38:39It's been asymptomatic
38:40for ten years.
38:41Not quite.
38:42Your brain's been swollen.
38:44Not enough to see,
38:45but enough to alter
38:45your personality.
38:46Now we're back to that.
38:47He screamed at you.
38:49You don't think
38:49he can change?
38:50That was because
38:51of the drugs.
38:53So you think drugs
38:54are more powerful
38:55than parasites?
38:56I mean,
38:57the ones we're gonna give you
38:58to treat the parasites
38:58obviously are,
38:59but I stand by the principle.
39:08I'm not worried.
39:10Neither am I.
39:14Neither am I.
39:15That's because
39:16because I don't care.
39:33Reviews?
39:34It's brought to my attention
39:35that on occasion
39:36I am not respectful
39:38of hospital hierarchy.
39:39The word was contemptuous.
39:48Well phrased.
39:49Thoughtful.
39:53Identically phrased.
39:56These are all the same.
39:57Because underneath it all,
39:59we are all the same.
40:01And Foreman refused
40:02to type his up.
40:04Well, it's more than I expected.
40:07There's an extra one in there.
40:18Your treatment of patients
40:20is non-existent
40:22because you're not a doctor,
40:24you're an administrator.
40:26Foreman convinced me
40:27that these could be helpful.
40:28Management of employees is...
40:30Well, let's face it.
40:32They're outside carrying signs.
40:34The strike ended.
40:35The nurses have been back
40:36for two shifts already.
40:38I didn't think I'd have noticed.
40:39What exactly do they do around here?
40:46You act like employees
40:47should fear and respect you,
40:49but your eyes tell us...
40:51Actually, our eyes tell us nothing
40:53because we're looking at your boobs.
40:54Which tell us that you're desperate
40:55to have someone jump on you
40:56and tell you they love you
40:57one grunted syllable at a time.
41:00What you want, you run away from.
41:01What you need, you don't have a clue.
41:04What you've accomplished
41:05makes you proud.
41:08But you're still miserable.
41:11Please sign.
41:15I got a call from Amber today.
41:17Says there's been a violation
41:19of your contract.
41:20You've been seeing Wilson
41:21on her time.
41:23She breached confidentiality.
41:25You can let it slide, officer.
41:27Or even.
41:28Yes, you are.
41:30You're both losing fingers.
41:35Look what I found.
41:37Nice.
41:41They think you might be able
41:42to come home tomorrow.
41:44Mm-hmm.
41:44That's good.
41:48What's the matter?
41:50The ketchup.
41:52There's something wrong with that.
41:57Tastes fine.
41:59Anything else?
42:00Anything else is great.
42:02I just, I don't know.
42:03I guess I don't like ketchup anymore.
42:07I don't know what else I don't like.
42:09I don't know.
42:14I don't know.
42:16I don't know.
42:18Set me free.
42:19Why don't you, baby?
42:21Get off my life.
42:23Why don't you, baby?
42:25Well, she don't really love me.
42:27Roll over.
42:32We need a tougher punishment.
42:34Turn over to the poopy side.
42:38Where are you two going Friday night?
42:40Dinner at La Verge.
42:45You're lying.
42:47Of course I am.
42:58The way you've gotten over me.
43:02Set me free, why don't you, babe?
43:06Let me be.
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