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Bounty killers compete for body count, fame and a fat stack of cash. They're ending the plague of corporate greed and providing the survivors of the apocalypse with retribution. This is the age of the BOUNTY KILLER.
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00:00:17It's been a while you look good. How'd you track these guys anyway? They have my ways.
00:00:24You gonna tell me who your snitch is? Nice try. Look I only want Trevor. You can have
00:00:29the rest. Where's your gun caddy? Killed by gypsies in the thrice burn lands. Gypsies? You do
00:00:37look good. You look like shit old man. Stewie baby, listen, we just gotta stick it out a while
00:00:52longer. The people will start missing what only we can give them. Yo, give me a blue label
00:01:00on the rocks, splash of water. You think they're gonna choose the wasteland over the comforts
00:01:06of the old world.
00:01:25Come on, from behind the bar I'll be killer.
00:01:36Another bounty warrant approved by the Council of Bounty. This death warrant is issued for
00:01:41corporate criminal Trevor Jones. Wadded for tax evasion, insider trading, employee slavery and war crimes.
00:01:51What's the matter, Trevor? You get a dirty mug?
00:01:59Oh, shit.
00:02:01Oh, shit.
00:02:02Oh, shit.
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00:02:25Mary, wait!
00:03:00Are you trying to steal my kill?
00:03:05I'm just trying to help a guy out.
00:03:07You're a real pain in the ass, you know her?
00:03:09Yeah, well, at least I don't have gun problems.
00:03:13Give me that.
00:03:14Yeah, I should probably get myself a gun candy.
00:03:17You gonna pull me up?
00:03:18Yeah.
00:03:19In the not too distant future, the world powers were brought to their knees by big business, fueled by power
00:03:25and greed.
00:03:26The great titans of industry took up arms and set out to destroy one another, giving rise to the corporate
00:03:31wars.
00:03:40As the nation spiraled into oblivion, the top executives abandoned their armies and escaped with the remainder of the world's
00:03:47wealth.
00:03:50The great cities of the world burned for many years.
00:03:56Born from the ash was the Consul of Nine who vowed to rebuild and give hope to the survivors of
00:04:02the wasteland.
00:04:04To avenge the corporation's reckless destruction, the Consul issues death warrants for all white-collar criminals.
00:04:11In turn, a new breed of mercenary hunter is spawned.
00:04:15The Bounty Killer.
00:04:16From savage gypsy to graceful assassin, the Bounty Killers compete for body count, fame, and a fat stack of cash.
00:04:26They're ending the plague of corporate greed and providing the survivors of the apocalypse with retribution.
00:04:33These are the new heroes.
00:04:35This is the age of the Bounty Killer.
00:05:03You don't know what you're talking about, Henry.
00:05:05Does this look like the savior of mankind, fairy death?
00:05:08No.
00:05:08It looks like misogyny.
00:05:10Do you know what misogyny is?
00:05:11No, you don't.
00:05:12Because Drifter looks like the hero of the world.
00:05:19I should go gun caddy for him.
00:05:21I'm gonna go gun caddy for him.
00:05:23So long, suckers.
00:05:24See you in another life.
00:05:29Excuse me, Mr. Drifter, sir.
00:05:31I hear you're in need of a gun caddy.
00:05:33I am the fastest gun toster this side of the Tri-Sport Land.
00:05:37And I...
00:05:38Right, Bounty Killers only.
00:05:48Look, I can do anything you need me to do.
00:05:51I can flute a barrel, I can globe a sight, trigger a plate for single action, double action, triple action.
00:05:55Round action, I can do anything.
00:05:57I know Morse code.
00:05:58Boop, boop.
00:05:59That's an S.
00:06:00I taught myself how to tie knots.
00:06:02Drifter!
00:06:03Drifter!
00:06:04I can fish.
00:06:05Billy Boom, Wasteland News.
00:06:06So what do you got there?
00:06:07Looks like a fresh kill.
00:06:09You know who don't do interviews, Billy.
00:06:10He doesn't do interviews, Billy.
00:06:12So just back off.
00:06:13Is that an appointment?
00:06:14A guy like you could use a little PR.
00:06:15A great story like this could put you right back up on the top where you belong.
00:06:18Come on, help me out.
00:06:19I don't need a bunch of front page photos to prove I'm doing my job.
00:06:23Oh my God, he can't!
00:06:25He's really good!
00:06:31Looks like my story just arrived.
00:06:33Where are we going?
00:06:34I don't know all the real deals right here.
00:06:38Some broad and hooker boots.
00:06:41I'm gonna die in your arms.
00:06:43Have you slay me in your bed tonight?
00:06:48Cause there's a war going on.
00:06:50We love you, Mary Jo!
00:06:52I love you!
00:06:53My fans mean everything to me.
00:06:55Woo!
00:06:55I am like a fine sommelier, and I will choose the right weapon for the kill.
00:07:00A sommelier, huh?
00:07:02Yeah, sorry.
00:07:03It's like a...
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:05Mary, pretty big score today.
00:07:07How did you find these yellow ties when the other bounty killers are giving up?
00:07:09Now, Billy, you know I never pull out before the big kill.
00:07:15I made an oath to the council to root out corruption where it hides and serve the justice to you,
00:07:19the people.
00:07:20And you didn't quote me on that.
00:07:22She was fantastic.
00:07:25Anyways...
00:07:26No!
00:07:26I was kidding!
00:07:28And what am I supposed to do with this twitching twat?
00:07:32He isn't dead yet!
00:07:35Oh, no!
00:07:38Fuck's sake!
00:07:39Here, take your money and piss off, you pair of wankers.
00:07:44Oh, thank you very much.
00:07:46Oi!
00:07:46Drifter!
00:07:51Yeah?
00:07:53Cut!
00:07:57And what's his problem?
00:07:58Bad manners.
00:07:59And a face would make his mum rich for a hammer.
00:08:02They don't usually get gypsies this far east.
00:08:04They raided a green tie hideout at some caves just south of here.
00:08:08Stole all the kids to brainwash them into raving mad killers.
00:08:12Bloody animals, really, the gypsies are.
00:08:15Good tippers, though.
00:08:1520% every time.
00:08:17Oh!
00:08:19Bleeding hell!
00:08:20Oh, another headless wonder!
00:08:22Come on!
00:08:23How am I supposed to idea him without a fucking head?
00:08:25Relax, Willie.
00:08:27I've got his business card.
00:08:28A pile of crusted rubbish is what it is.
00:08:31Oh, and it smells like a fat man's rotting yard balls.
00:08:35I shall have to deduct some money for the lack of head.
00:08:38Are you giving me shit, Willie?
00:08:40It's simple, you silly sod.
00:08:42No head, no bounty.
00:08:44You have no idea how far up my arse the council is about the state of these bodies.
00:08:48Well, you know where you can tell them to shove it.
00:08:50Now, don't you blaspheme the council in here, or you'll end up like your pal Harry.
00:08:58Harry?
00:09:03Who's Harry?
00:09:05Mary Death.
00:09:06Your angel face is a sight for these weary eyes.
00:09:09Thanks, Willie.
00:09:10But I'm no angel.
00:09:12Well, pickle my todger.
00:09:15Another pile of justice for Mary Death.
00:09:17So?
00:09:18Who's this Harry everyone's so wild about?
00:09:21Give me that.
00:09:21Mm-hmm.
00:09:23Oh, what's the big deal?
00:09:24He's just some small-time color.
00:09:29Wait a minute.
00:09:30Is this your snitch?
00:09:34Yeah.
00:09:35He is.
00:09:36Hmm.
00:09:36Very interesting.
00:09:38I'll just leave it there.
00:09:39Okay.
00:09:39All right.
00:09:40I'm seeing it.
00:09:41Okay.
00:09:42He's all yours.
00:09:44Grab him.
00:09:46Hey, sorry, Drift.
00:09:47What the fuck?
00:09:48Ah!
00:09:50I just wanted to say I'm the best gun-carry ever.
00:09:54If you would just give me one chance to prove it.
00:09:55Bloody hell, kid.
00:09:57You know this knob-shiner.
00:09:59It's just that what you do means so much.
00:10:02And I want to be a part of it.
00:10:04Oh, you'd be better off firing one of these working stiffs.
00:10:08He's got guts.
00:10:10All right.
00:10:11Who have you carried guns for?
00:10:12Okay.
00:10:13Good question.
00:10:14One, black lady.
00:10:15Two, cracker boon.
00:10:16Both top bounty killers.
00:10:18Drifter.
00:10:19Did you hear that?
00:10:21Black Betty and cracker boon.
00:10:23Hmm.
00:10:25Good luck, kid.
00:10:26Make sure to keep the fresh mag handy.
00:10:28And, um, always stay to this left.
00:10:31Yep.
00:10:31He likes that.
00:10:33Willie.
00:10:35All right.
00:10:35All right.
00:10:37Don't get your tits in a twist.
00:10:41Slabbing up your bodies is always a pleasure, my darling.
00:10:44The pleasure's all mine.
00:10:47Bless you, love.
00:10:48See you around.
00:10:50Drifter.
00:10:51Get this mangy mutt out of here.
00:10:53You know the rules.
00:10:58Just go and gas at my bike.
00:11:01We have to go find Harry.
00:11:03Yep.
00:11:06Oh, my God.
00:11:09Gun caddy coming through.
00:11:11Oh, my God.
00:11:20I'm all right.
00:11:22I'm all right.
00:11:24I'm all right.
00:11:25Please go down a little bit.
00:11:26All right.
00:11:27Get her out.
00:11:27Get her out.
00:11:28Get her out.
00:11:29Get her out.
00:11:33Get her out.
00:11:37Roger that.
00:11:55Now, this snaggletooth guy, your informant, right?
00:11:57Yeah, he's a bad guy, but a small time.
00:11:59He's been more valuable to keep alive because he swims in bigger sharks.
00:12:032-1.
00:12:042-1.
00:12:06Yeah.
00:12:07It's a small fish.
00:12:09Catch a big shark.
00:12:12Shotgun.
00:12:13So Mary said she wouldn't go after your fish.
00:12:16So you guys don't go after each other's kill.
00:12:18Yeah, but it doesn't mean you can't make it harder to sell for the other guy.
00:12:21Now shut up and throw me the 12-gauge.
00:12:28The world's greatest gun caddy, huh?
00:12:31Stop asking questions and pay attention.
00:12:33I'm sorry!
00:12:47I'm so sorry, baby.
00:12:49I didn't know you couldn't handle that much weight.
00:12:53I guess I've got to carry this whole relationship now.
00:12:57I promise no more attachments.
00:13:01Just like Mama.
00:13:21Thanks, Pop.
00:13:24Whoo!
00:13:26That sun is a scorcher!
00:13:29Tell you what, days like today make you really miss that ozone layer, if you know what I mean.
00:13:34Mm, merry death, right?
00:13:37You are not a death?
00:13:38No.
00:13:39But thank you for the offer.
00:13:41What's wrong with your friend?
00:13:43Is he too fat to get out of the car?
00:13:45Oh, Bob?
00:13:46Bob's just a, uh, he's a little shy.
00:13:50I'm Greg Gunney.
00:13:52Wasteland Resorts.
00:13:54We're building a brighter future, one condo at a time.
00:13:58Stop surviving!
00:14:00Start living.
00:14:02It's Armada.
00:14:04You were vetted by the council?
00:14:05Yes, I am.
00:14:07You see, the world is evolving, Mary, and thanks to you, the white collars are dwindling, so the council has
00:14:13turned its attention to loftier goals.
00:14:16Who's bankrolling you?
00:14:18I'd rather not say.
00:14:20But it isn't too late to join our team.
00:14:22With our resources and your celebrity, oh, this could be a beautiful partnership.
00:14:27If you don't want an autograph, you need to clear out of here.
00:14:29Bottom line kind of girl.
00:14:32I like that.
00:14:33Oh, Greg, you're really not understanding me.
00:14:38In the amount of time we've been talking, most women will have already decided whether they want to fuck or
00:14:42be your friend.
00:14:44I'm not most women, Greg.
00:14:47I just decide whether I want to fuck or kill you.
00:14:55Look at this bitch, Greg.
00:14:57She ain't buying nothing.
00:14:59You know Bob's right.
00:15:01Let's cut the foreplay.
00:15:24Let's go!
00:15:26Now we're still помог you!
00:15:35You think they're going to choose the wasteland over the comforts of the old world?
00:16:20Greg, if you're not going to make it much longer and I can make your death a little easier for
00:16:24you, do you know where he is?
00:16:26Oh, no. No.
00:16:30Okay. What about his pal here, Harry?
00:16:37What was that, Greg? You're not being very clear.
00:16:43Spit it out, Greg.
00:16:58What kind of idiot hauls up inside of his own bar? That doesn't make any sense.
00:17:03Being mobbed by a death warrant doesn't give a man any more sense than he had before.
00:17:08That's sometimes the best place to hide is in plain sight where no one's looking for you.
00:17:12Well, then, let's do this.
00:17:13I'm going in alone.
00:17:15Wait, what?
00:17:15Yeah, I think you knew it was a terrible idea.
00:17:18Listen, listen. I need you to keep an eye on things outside.
00:17:20And whatever happens, stay outside and be ready to go to a moment's notice.
00:17:25I'll take a look out.
00:17:38This is great.
00:18:09Hey, looks like I pulled out the big guns.
00:18:11What are you tracking, Mary?
00:18:13You're going to want to make yourself scarce, Billy.
00:18:15You miss out on the action?
00:18:16No way.
00:18:23Make it hard as hell for the other guy.
00:18:54You miss out on the other guy.
00:18:58Hey there, pretty lady.
00:19:00Why don't we see what's hiding up your little skirt?
00:19:15That ought to slow you down.
00:19:22Oh, shit.
00:19:23Oh, shit.
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00:19:47Oh, shit.
00:19:58so is it true are you francis gorman i could tell you i was innocent but you'd assume i'm mine
00:20:08never trust the color i taught you that
00:20:13you didn't answer my question
00:20:19is that your mug on the wall
00:20:23yeah it's me
00:20:28and harry here is your old business partner you kill him so he wouldn't turn you in
00:20:33what the is second son second son what the hell are you talking about god they tried to kill me
00:20:38you son of a bitch i didn't kill harry smile the room he's been dead a week this was a
00:20:45trap
00:20:54i trusted you
00:20:58i believed
00:21:04i didn't want to tell you i didn't want to tell you what i was going to
00:21:11it's complicated
00:21:15i'm going to the council
00:21:18i need to speak to the judges suicide no one's ever appealed a death warrant the council guard will
00:21:24kill you at the gate yeah well i'll deal with that when i get there
00:21:30then i'm going with you you can't do this alone you can't come
00:21:37i don't know you're risking your life for me that wasn't a request
00:21:45you're not going to make this easy on me now are you now where's the fun in that
00:22:08i'm going to be here
00:22:10i'm going to be here
00:22:17get the box jack
00:22:19i told you to get out of here yeah i missed the story of my career i'm not a chance
00:22:25it's been a pleasure working with you billy
00:22:34we stopped only ran to the ground and get the bikes
00:22:57the fuck was that
00:23:00mary you are acting like a child
00:23:03i'm going with you to the council will you stop being so stubborn you can't go on and kill crazy
00:23:08rampage every time you're mad at somebody oh yeah watch me
00:23:35what happened back there why is mary trying to kill him she's having an attack truck
00:23:50oh
00:23:51put the hammer down man she can't catch us i modified her boosters
00:23:57what happens if she engages them
00:23:59i don't know oh we still have
00:24:20what are you doing
00:24:23what are you stopping for man we gotta go
00:24:30great she's not dead can we go please
00:24:37can't have you follow me fender bunny
00:24:48we'll be so
00:24:49when i'm going to die
00:24:59we'll be right back
00:25:03now
00:25:07we'll be right back
00:25:08so far
00:25:31What's going on, sir?
00:25:35I'll leave you in a minute.
00:25:50How many times have I told you the importance of maintaining our appearance?
00:25:56Give me the bottom line, Mr. Elliott.
00:26:01Where is Gorman now?
00:26:03Mary Death said they're going to the council.
00:26:06Mary Death.
00:26:08Mary Death.
00:26:11God, excuse me a minute.
00:26:20Yes, Catherine?
00:26:21Tell me our progress.
00:26:22Well, we hit a snag.
00:26:23Mary Death showed up and ruined our plan, and now the bounty killers are headed for the council.
00:26:27This is disturbing news, Mr. Sterling.
00:26:30The board is losing their patience with you.
00:26:34What is that horrible noise?
00:26:38My apologies for the interruption.
00:26:40Finish the job, Mr. Sterling.
00:26:42I don't have any more hiccups, and we will have no choice but to terminate you.
00:26:45Am I clear?
00:26:48Yes, ma'am.
00:26:52We gotta get back to it.
00:26:54Act like nothing happened, and keep the killing alive.
00:27:04I understand if you want to quit.
00:27:06I don't believe any of this.
00:27:10I've followed you for years.
00:27:12You're the best bounty killer we got.
00:27:14And now all the others are gunning for me.
00:27:18It's too dangerous for you, kid.
00:27:24No.
00:27:26You took a chance on me.
00:27:28I'm taking one on you.
00:27:29So I am with you till the end.
00:27:32Always on your left.
00:27:35So?
00:27:35How are we gonna get there?
00:27:36Nobody knows where it is.
00:27:38I'll figure it out.
00:27:39We just have to get across the Badlands first.
00:27:42The Badlands?
00:27:43Quiet.
00:27:44What is that?
00:27:45Kill the lights.
00:27:46Kill the lights.
00:27:47What is it?
00:27:48Gypsies.
00:27:49Fuck! Gypsies?
00:27:50We're dead!
00:27:51Calm down.
00:27:52Calm down!
00:27:53It's bad because there's another game with gypsies!
00:27:55Throat ripping village raving!
00:27:57Gypsies!
00:27:57Gypsies!
00:27:58Get down!
00:27:59Bow down!
00:28:00Shhh!
00:28:01They probably got scouts all around here.
00:28:25Is that Loka Sujata?
00:28:28That's the Gypsy Queen!
00:28:32They say every outsider he sees her gets killed.
00:28:35Oh, you better get her autograph before she slit your throat.
00:28:38I don't want her autograph.
00:28:44What are you doing this far west bounty killer?
00:28:46Only those that went across the Badlands come out this far.
00:28:49We're trying to find Sandalusa.
00:28:52I hear it's bingo night.
00:28:57Where's the girl?
00:28:59What are you talking about?
00:29:00Don't play smart with me.
00:29:02A Gypsy girl named Nuri escaped our camp many years ago.
00:29:06She killed my king.
00:29:07Look of her.
00:29:09Look of her.
00:29:10She escaped to look for you.
00:29:12She mentioned the name Drifter.
00:29:17Or maybe she was a fan.
00:29:21Punkah!
00:29:33Oh, that might get you somewhere.
00:29:43Now, where are you hiding the girl?
00:29:47Fuck off.
00:29:51Fuck off.
00:29:52Fuck!
00:29:54Dwight!
00:30:00Where's Nuri?
00:30:02No more gank.
00:30:03Okay, do you know where this Nuri chick is?
00:30:05Can I suggest you start...
00:30:10Where is she?
00:30:33I hate Gypsies.
00:30:36Yeah.
00:30:37Me too, kid.
00:30:42Shit, shit, shit, shit!
00:30:43They're gonna eat us!
00:30:44You keep your voice down.
00:30:45I'm not gonna keep my voice down!
00:30:46They're Gypsies!
00:30:47That's what they do.
00:30:48They eat people!
00:30:48They're not gonna eat anyone.
00:30:50It's just a myth they spread to scare people.
00:30:52Okay?
00:30:56What do you think?
00:30:58What?
00:31:00I'm so fat.
00:31:02Oh, they're gonna love me.
00:31:03I'm so marbled.
00:31:04I'm not gonna let anyone eat you.
00:31:06Alright?
00:31:07I've still got a few hours till daylight.
00:31:09Wait, what?
00:31:10You got an escape plan?
00:31:14I'm working on it.
00:31:16Besides, the way they're going to that roach liquor,
00:31:18they'll be worse for away in the morning.
00:31:20That's your escape plan?
00:31:21Is that they have hangovers?
00:31:22Yes!
00:31:24Have you got a better one?
00:31:25No, but at least mine can't be undone with aspirin!
00:31:30Just please tell me that you don't know this Gypsy girl they're looking for.
00:31:36I swear to death.
00:31:38What?
00:31:39I swear to death.
00:31:41What?
00:31:42I swear to death!
00:31:43It can't be Mary Death.
00:31:44She's not even a Gypsy.
00:31:49Why are you risking our lives for a woman who's trying to kill us?
00:31:52It's complicated!
00:31:54What's so complicated, man?
00:31:55It's a woman!
00:31:56They're all complicated!
00:31:59You work her, don't you?
00:32:03Don't you?
00:32:07Shit!
00:32:12I first met Mary many years ago when she tracked me to the Thirsty Beaver,
00:32:16a warehouse where bounty killers could train all day
00:32:18and at night share a stiff drink with one of Lucille's famous beaver girls.
00:32:22No good woman can be any good man self.
00:32:25Ain't that right?
00:32:36No good man!
00:32:39No good man!
00:32:40No good man!
00:32:42No good man!
00:32:44No good man!
00:32:44No good man!
00:32:45No good man!
00:32:46No good man!
00:32:46No good man!
00:32:46No good man!
00:32:47No good man!
00:32:50No good man!
00:32:51No good man!
00:33:14I don't know what to do, Gypsy.
00:33:20Where are the girls?
00:33:21Do you have a blade against your throat, and all you're worried about are those whores?
00:33:25Oh, yeah. Paid for at night. Who are you?
00:33:33The Gypsies call me Nye. They'd have my head if they knew I was here.
00:33:39You escaped?
00:33:40They say you're the best bounty killer in the Thrasburg Mads. I need you to train me.
00:33:48Why don't you get one of your clown-faced boyfriends to train you?
00:33:51They've given up on the world. They just want to burn it further into oblivion.
00:33:58You're setting things right. And actually making a difference here.
00:34:07You trapped me in. That means you've got talent.
00:34:09Get off.
00:34:11A lot of spunk, too. Oh, this is gonna be interesting.
00:34:32I always expect the unexpected.
00:34:35She fearlessly took on every challenge. I was hard on her. I mean, you have to be.
00:34:56You didn't say you were using live rounds.
00:34:59Must have slipped my mind.
00:35:00She was a fast learner. Anything short of perfection wasn't good enough.
00:35:06She had to be the best.
00:35:36She has to be the best.
00:35:38I didn't know you were doing the whole course.
00:35:40Must have slipped my mind.
00:36:09It wasn't long before I started bringing your own jobs.
00:36:17Not bad.
00:36:18You can threaten me all you like, love,
00:36:20but our bounty is all you're gonna get.
00:36:25You'd be well advised to teach that dodgy bint some manners.
00:36:29That merchant is a crook!
00:36:31It's an unspoken agreement.
00:36:32They skim a little bit off top in exchange for some information, okay?
00:36:35No, I feel nothing when I'm on my own thing to be different.
00:36:38You're acting like a child.
00:37:07Nuri, what's with all that racket?
00:37:10I'm finishing a new outfit.
00:37:16And my name isn't Nuri anymore.
00:37:21It's a merry death.
00:37:23On that day I realized I had created the greatest killer the world would ever know.
00:37:32The months that followed were a good time for the two of us.
00:37:38We pulled off jobs in tandem.
00:37:41She was my fender bunny and I was her old man.
00:37:45The world was blown to hell, but it didn't matter.
00:37:48We were invincible.
00:37:57I've been thinking fender bunny.
00:38:01Stop talking.
00:38:06You know, hear me out.
00:38:08You know what?
00:38:08You deserve better than a cramp room with a beaver.
00:38:13You know?
00:38:19And I've saved some money and...
00:38:23You know, we could ride out of here tomorrow and leave all this behind.
00:38:30We need to start a new life.
00:38:36Jake, you caught me deep!
00:38:43Harry...
00:38:44He caught me deep.
00:38:55I tried to love a kid, but she stabbed me in the spleen and left me for dead.
00:39:12You really know you're gypsies.
00:39:27Can't hold their liquor, I guess.
00:39:34I'll be dead.
00:39:49I'll be dead.
00:39:50What are you waiting for?
00:39:53I'm stealing a stagecoach from a bunch of savages with a wanted criminal moonlighting as a bounty hunter.
00:39:59– Let's go a little of this, but let's get in focus.
00:43:02Shit.
00:44:44Boom, motherfuckers.
00:45:03What are you doing?
00:45:04What?
00:45:05I was, um...
00:45:06I'm up here saving Annex and you're down there taking a siesta in the trailer.
00:45:10This head just went everywhere.
00:45:13Yeah, I know.
00:45:16That was too easy.
00:45:18That was easy?
00:45:20How was that easy?
00:45:21I don't hear it, Jack.
00:45:22Just get up here and man the rig.
00:45:24We gotta move fast.
00:45:24I found something.
00:45:29Jack, I think you just bought us a trip across the Badlands.
00:45:36You must be an angel.
00:45:42You must be my heart.
00:45:47You're alone in this desert.
00:45:50You're alone in this desert...
00:45:52Just let it all start.
00:45:58You'll change like the seas.
00:46:03How much for a shot of whiskey and a poke?
00:46:05It makes it hard.
00:46:06You all right?
00:46:09How the hell are you, Lucille?
00:46:18You need a drink.
00:46:25Oh, man.
00:46:28Dad.
00:46:30What happened to this place?
00:46:33And I remember us turning customers away every night.
00:46:36My best girls went off at the dancing show to New Phoenix.
00:46:39Yeah?
00:46:40Why didn't you go with them?
00:46:41I never was much of a dancer.
00:46:45Not on my feet, anyway.
00:46:48You know, a strange thing happened.
00:46:51After the girls left,
00:46:52this town suddenly lost interest in being a town.
00:46:56Funny how that happens.
00:46:59Another?
00:47:04You know, there's a saying, you can't fill a fool.
00:47:09I know a broken heart when I see one.
00:47:12What's going on with you, baby girl?
00:47:22He's a drifter.
00:47:27He's one of them.
00:47:30And he's a criminal.
00:47:34This whole time he's been hiding like a snake.
00:47:39And now you're the one who, uh, has to kill him, right?
00:47:44That's right.
00:47:46It's, uh, it's hard to do your job when it goes against what you feel in your heart.
00:47:55It's a weakness.
00:47:56Oh, that's just the gypsy and you.
00:47:59Underneath that armor, you're still a woman.
00:48:02Flesh and blood like the rest of us.
00:48:06He lied to us?
00:48:08Yeah.
00:48:09But he's a handsome liar.
00:48:16Come on.
00:48:17Come on.
00:48:18Let's get you cleaned up.
00:48:21Oh, hey, that was my first cover.
00:48:23Yep.
00:48:25I've been keeping track.
00:48:27And I knew you'd come back sooner or later for these.
00:48:32I spent so much time working on them.
00:48:36Oh.
00:48:37Now this one.
00:48:40Yeah, that's my favorite.
00:48:42Okay, I always thought the chest plate was a bit much.
00:48:44Sometimes it pays for a girl to be practical.
00:48:49Lucille, you got a set of wheels I can use?
00:48:53Voila.
00:48:55Lucille, I love you.
00:48:57Yep, there's still life in the old girl yet.
00:49:00I took her out last week and she kicked like a mule.
00:49:03I'm borrowing a gas mask.
00:49:04It's yours.
00:49:08Do me a favor.
00:49:10If you don't kill Drifter, send him my way.
00:49:12I'll give that handsome man all the love he needs.
00:49:15You don't change, do you, Lucille?
00:49:17Why mess with perfection?
00:49:19See you around.
00:49:27Take care, Carrie.
00:49:48You think this junker still runs?
00:49:51Oh, this junker could blow the wings off a bat out of hell.
00:49:54Who's place is this anyways?
00:49:55A coyote named Jimbo?
00:49:57What's the coyote?
00:49:59He smuggles white collars out of bound to kill their territory.
00:50:02How do you know?
00:50:03Well, you could say we have a special relationship.
00:50:09He's your informant, isn't he?
00:50:11Right?
00:50:12The coyote takes collars to where they think they're safe, then he turns around and tells you.
00:50:16Right? Right?
00:50:17That's an astute observation, Mr. Lamarne's help.
00:50:20I'm sorry I ever underestimated your intelligence.
00:50:23Oh, thank you.
00:50:24Wait, what?
00:50:25God damn it!
00:50:27Drifter!
00:50:28What the fuck are you thinking knocking on my door like that?
00:50:31Where the hell did you get that gypsy trailer?
00:50:33Oh, we stole it.
00:50:34What?
00:50:35From gypsies.
00:50:36Who the fuck is this?
00:50:38Oh, he's my gun caddy.
00:50:40I need your help.
00:50:42Get inside!
00:50:44Get inside!
00:50:45Get inside!
00:51:04The Badlands? Fuck that shit, man!
00:51:08No, no, no.
00:51:09I got a collar to pick up a new feeling.
00:51:11Cancel the job.
00:51:12Hey!
00:51:13Don't touch nothing!
00:51:15Nope.
00:51:16Mm-mm.
00:51:17Man, abandoning a client would sully my reputation.
00:51:20No more reputation.
00:51:22That's a good point.
00:51:23You make your own fuel?
00:51:24Man, that ain't no ordinary fuel, that's moonshine.
00:51:26You run your car in moonshine?
00:51:28Damn straight!
00:51:29160 proof!
00:51:30That is an old family recipe perfected by my granddaddy, Gunther Aristotle Stone.
00:51:36He was a great man.
00:51:37Now, why are you in such a rush to get across the Badlands?
00:51:44Oh, shit.
00:51:49Well, sing a song.
00:51:52Can't say I'm surprised, though.
00:51:54Hey!
00:51:55Don't drink that.
00:51:56That is not for consumption.
00:51:57No.
00:51:58Let me put it over here.
00:51:59I'm headed to the council building.
00:52:01The council building?
00:52:02Man, they gonna shoot you on sight.
00:52:04You know, don't worry about that.
00:52:05Just thank you, Christ.
00:52:06Oh, hell.
00:52:08You show up here, not invited.
00:52:12You got some weirdo with you.
00:52:14You're a wanted man.
00:52:15You've been tussling with gypsies.
00:52:17Man, that is a lot of risk for Jimbo to take on.
00:52:20Besides, driving across the Badlands, that ain't no Sunday cruise, man.
00:52:24The radiation is so hot in there, you stay in there long enough and make your eyeballs bleed.
00:52:32Oh, damn, Drifter.
00:52:34You are full of surprises.
00:52:36There are some full of surprises.
00:52:38I ain't seen a six pack of PBR since the top of the top.
00:52:43Whose cold dead hands do you have to wrestle this hooch out of?
00:52:46Why does it matter?
00:52:49Chores now.
00:52:52Damn, Drifter.
00:52:54What do you say?
00:52:56I say, load up the guns and pack the biscuits, boys.
00:53:00We are going on a bonafide adventure.
00:53:03You guys are sweaty?
00:53:05What the fuck did you put in that shit anyway?
00:53:07Nah, don't you be railing on Gunther's recipe.
00:53:10I told him not to drink it.
00:53:13I hope he don't go blind and his neck is gonna fall off.
00:53:59Shit.
00:54:17No.
00:54:30I'll get inside the can of the bag, to pizza.
00:54:31I'll be okay.
00:54:31I'll be okay.
00:54:31I'm okay.
00:54:31I'll be okay.
00:54:31Now, I am all right.
00:54:31Alright.
00:54:31I'm ready.
00:54:31I'll be okay.
00:54:38You, I will be okay.
00:54:39Go in.
00:54:44You're a scout. Why are the gypsies in the Badlands?
00:54:49Fuck you, bounty killer.
00:54:52Tell me how to get out of here! Why are the gypsies in the Badlands?!
00:54:57They're looking for you, Nuri.
00:55:32Oh, damn it!
00:55:48Jack! Jack!
00:55:52Check it out!
00:56:11Jack!
00:56:14Jack!
00:56:17Jack!
00:56:19Jack!
00:56:21Jack!
00:56:26Jack!
00:56:40Okay.
00:57:20I don't have any money on me right now, but if we could work out a deal or something,
00:57:26I could come back.
00:57:32No.
00:57:33Look, I can't go back out there, sir, I'm asking you to help me and I can't go back out
00:57:36there
00:57:37without a map.
00:57:37I don't know my way through the Badlands.
00:57:40I need you to help me.
00:57:40You obviously know what you're doing.
00:57:41Look, we make maps.
00:57:42We'll work something out.
00:57:43If you...
00:57:45Hello?
00:57:46Can you get me?
00:57:50Please.
00:57:53I need your help.
00:58:08What?
00:58:10I told you I don't have any money.
00:58:33You don't by chance happen to have a map to the council, do you?
00:58:40Let's go.
00:58:49Let's go.
00:58:52Let's go.
00:58:55Let's go.
00:58:58Give me your eyeballs.
00:58:59You're alright.
00:59:01Oh-ho-ho-hoo!
00:59:03Hell yeah.
00:59:03Up your brave land!
00:59:05This culture is over.
00:59:09Now I can die.
00:59:11Happy man.
00:59:26Jack in the car!
00:59:29Just don't let him get the rest of the sick!
00:59:31Shit, you little bear!
00:59:35Shit!
00:59:39What have you done?
00:59:40Who is it?
00:59:41Hello?
00:59:42Gypsy's what?
00:59:43Yeah, it's a gypsy all right.
00:59:44Shit!
00:59:45It's Mary.
00:59:47Shit!
00:59:49Okay.
00:59:50600 yards, it's what?
00:59:52Is it 99?
00:59:55I've got a better idea.
01:00:00What are you doing?
01:00:01George, is she gonna take you down?
01:00:03What are you doing?
01:00:04Mary!
01:00:06I'm done running!
01:00:09I'm not gonna fire you anymore!
01:00:13Are you gonna come down here and talk?
01:00:15Or are you just gonna keep knocking dirt on my boots?
01:00:32Hey, sorry about your car.
01:00:33I didn't know.
01:00:34I just crossed the car.
01:00:36Hey, hey!
01:00:38Take it easy, man!
01:00:39Jimbo, what did I say would happen if I ever saw you again?
01:00:41You ain't still raw about that Texas job, are you?
01:00:44Listen, your beef's with me.
01:00:45Leave him out of this.
01:00:46And you are a dead man.
01:00:49Oh, just stop it.
01:00:52Just stop it!
01:00:53I am sick of all the guns!
01:00:55And the Badlands!
01:00:57And gypsies trying to eat us!
01:00:59You were captured by gypsies?
01:01:00Yes, we were captured by gypsies!
01:01:03And they tortured the hell out of this guy!
01:01:05And he never gave you up!
01:01:07Cause you know why?
01:01:08For some fucked up reason he loves you!
01:01:10And she could have shot you like a million times!
01:01:12And she didn't!
01:01:14Cause she loves you!
01:01:15So can you quit acting like children?
01:01:19Please?
01:01:21Thank you!
01:01:25We hired Jimbo to take us to the council.
01:01:28But if it can talk to the judges.
01:01:29You'll never get past the council guard.
01:01:31I told you that.
01:01:32He's gonna do this his way.
01:01:34Okay?
01:01:36After everything he's done for the people,
01:01:39he's earned the right to face the judges.
01:01:42And you're welcome to come with us.
01:01:47What?
01:01:49Listen, I'm the one with the bounty on my head.
01:01:52There's no reason for any of you to get mixed up in my mess.
01:01:57It's not your choice.
01:01:59It's ours.
01:02:04How are you gonna find it?
01:02:08Here.
01:02:12All right.
01:02:14If we're gonna see this through to the end,
01:02:15we're gonna take it the whole way.
01:02:18And I promise you everything will make sense when we get to the council.
01:02:21I'll follow you as far as the council building.
01:02:23And when they find you guilty,
01:02:25it's gonna be me who puts a bullet in your head.
01:02:27Sounds like a plan.
01:02:29It's better than your stupid knife in my spleen.
01:02:32That's not funny.
01:02:33Yeah, it's kinda funny.
01:02:35Let's do this!
01:02:48Let's do this!
01:02:51Do this!
01:02:54If we lose it, we play your marry.
01:02:58Let's build it.
01:02:58And we?
01:03:01Let's do this!
01:03:04It will Box!
01:03:07Should we have to figure out your mission?
01:03:18THE END
01:03:52Two weeks
01:04:01We missed one hell of a party
01:04:05I only see council guard
01:04:07Where are the dead guys from the other side?
01:04:09They must have dragged him away after
01:04:12Who do you think did this?
01:04:21There's no many yellow ties
01:04:24Second son
01:04:26That's why they were celebrating
01:04:30Mary, wait
01:04:30There's no many yellow ties
01:04:32Ah
01:04:37Ah
01:04:45Ah
01:04:46Ah
01:04:46Ah
01:04:47Ah
01:05:28Oh, man.
01:05:36When I saw my warrant, I knew there was something wrong.
01:05:39I just had to see it for myself.
01:05:42How'd you know?
01:05:43Well, the counsel already knew about my past.
01:05:45It didn't make any sense for them to issue a warrant after all these years.
01:05:50You knew the judges?
01:05:51Yeah, they tracked me down after the loss of the great city's brand.
01:05:56By the time they found me, I'd already killed two of my old business partners.
01:06:00Why'd you kill them?
01:06:01My company built planes.
01:06:03And after the crash, my partners betrayed me, sold out to the corporate militias.
01:06:08They took over my plant and started building bombers for the war.
01:06:13Whenever I heard news of a city being annihilated, I knew the plane that delivered the bombs likely had my
01:06:18name on it.
01:06:21The counsel offered me a position as a tenth judge.
01:06:25They needed someone on the inside who knew all the players.
01:06:28But I refused.
01:06:31I spent enough time behind a desk.
01:06:35I needed to get my hands dirty.
01:06:39So I became the first bounty killer.
01:06:44It's all over.
01:06:47The counsel's dead.
01:06:50People's hope will die with it.
01:06:51No.
01:06:52It's not all over.
01:06:55We've still got one more job to do.
01:06:59The second side.
01:07:05Oh, shit.
01:07:08Oh, shit.
01:07:41Francis.
01:07:42Hello, Catherine.
01:07:44But you know her?
01:07:47It's a shame you didn't stick around to watch your company fulfill its potential when we merged with Second Son.
01:07:53Oh, I've been watching you for some time.
01:07:57And hunting you.
01:07:58And I am sorry about putting the bounty on your head.
01:08:01It wasn't very nice, I know.
01:08:03But it was necessary.
01:08:05Oh, you're not sorry.
01:08:07You'd stab your own mother in the back to increase your bottom line.
01:08:11Or husband.
01:08:14Next husband.
01:08:16You're disturbed by the fact that every woman you've ever been involved with wants to kill you?
01:08:20I'm trying not to think about it.
01:08:21Dickhead.
01:08:22You should have told me.
01:08:24Oh.
01:08:25So you're Francis' new little whore.
01:08:29Married death.
01:08:31Everyone's favorite bounty killer.
01:08:34You know, I had other plans.
01:08:36But seeing you here today, well...
01:08:39That changes everything.
01:08:41I'll blame the death of the council on you.
01:08:43The people will lose their faith in bounty killers.
01:08:45The system crumbles.
01:08:46And then second son moves in, promising a better life.
01:08:51Exactly.
01:08:57Honey, you are smarter than you look.
01:09:01It's a shame we didn't meet under different circumstances.
01:09:05We might have gotten along.
01:09:07If circumstances were different, you would already be dead.
01:09:10Maybe.
01:09:13Or maybe not.
01:09:16Hey!
01:09:17Button your lip, short dick.
01:09:19The boss doesn't like it when people interrupt her.
01:09:21I got you covered, Catherine.
01:09:23I got you covered.
01:09:27Gypsy!
01:09:29Wars
01:09:34Pharisee!
01:09:44The people...
01:09:46The people...
01:09:47The people...
01:09:50The people...
01:09:54I need to get out of here.
01:09:56I know where's the fun in that.
01:10:48I need to get out of here.
01:10:51I need to get out of here.
01:11:51I need to get out of here.
01:11:51I need to get out of here.
01:12:21I need to get out of here.
01:13:06I need to get out of here.
01:13:21I need to get out of here.
01:13:21I need to get out of here.
01:13:21I need to get out of here.
01:13:21I need to get out of here.
01:13:48I need to get out of here.
01:14:08I need to get out of here.
01:14:24I need to get out of here.
01:14:53I need to get out of here.
01:15:37I need to get out of here.
01:15:40I need to get out of here.
01:15:52I need to get out of here.
01:16:10I need to get out of here.
01:16:31I need to get out of here.
01:16:52I need to get out of here.
01:17:25I need to get out of here.
01:17:30I need to get out of here.
01:17:31I need to get out of here.
01:17:49I need to get out of here.
01:18:00I need to get out of here.
01:18:02I need to get out of here.
01:18:09I need to get out of here.
01:18:14I need to get out of here.
01:18:16I need to get out of here.
01:18:25Francis, it's the only thing you've ever been good at.
01:18:40Are you coming on to me?
01:18:42Is that what this is all about?
01:18:48You know, because I'm not adverse to a quick romp on the desk,
01:18:51if that's what you're saying.
01:18:56I don't want to fuck you, Francis.
01:18:59I just want you to build this empire with me.
01:19:02I want you to lead our army
01:19:05as we set out to conquer the world.
01:19:08As our brand warrior and C.E.
01:19:12We are in a meeting.
01:19:18How the hell did you...
01:19:22You talk too much.
01:19:29Now, I would have said meetings adjourned.
01:19:42You clean up nice.
01:19:45You look like shit, Fenderbunny.
01:19:48You got a gun for me?
01:19:50Nope.
01:19:52But I do.
01:19:55Good to see you, kid.
01:19:56You guys going to keep smooching?
01:19:58Or do you want to go shoot some people?
01:20:15Well, I heard a lot of calls
01:20:19About things that you could do
01:20:23Well, you think nobody else
01:20:27Can do it act as good as you
01:20:31I heard that you shake that thing well
01:20:34You guys go now!
01:20:35I just want to know
01:20:42Are you ready?
01:20:46Are you ready?
01:20:58Let's get on with it
01:21:00Let's get on with it
01:21:04Let's get on with it
01:21:06Let's just let him fly.
01:21:13Baby, just let him fly.
01:21:16Come on! Hit him now!
01:21:20All right! You looking good, woman!
01:21:23Let's just let him fly.
01:21:28Let's just let him fly!
01:21:33All right, man!
01:21:44Reload!
01:21:46Reload!
01:21:53Mary!
01:21:55Mary!
01:21:58Ah!
01:22:01Ah!
01:22:04Ah!
01:22:05Ah!
01:22:08Ah!
01:22:09Ah!
01:22:11Ah!
01:22:11Ah!
01:22:17Ah!
01:22:23Ah!
01:22:26Ah!
01:22:29Ah!
01:22:29Ah!
01:22:33Oh!
01:22:37You're welcome.
01:22:38Ah!
01:22:40No!
01:22:41Ah!
01:22:45Ah!
01:22:48Ah!
01:22:49Ah!
01:22:50Ah!
01:22:51Ah!
01:22:51Ah!
01:22:53Ah!
01:22:55Ah!
01:23:00Ah!
01:23:32Wake up, Mary.
01:23:33Don't do it.
01:23:35Come on.
01:23:54You scared me, Fender Bunny.
01:23:57Sometimes it pays for a girl to be practical.
01:24:02You hear those?
01:24:04I don't know.
01:24:05I can't feel anything.
01:24:07How do I look?
01:24:11Better than the other guy.
01:24:13Her head is like, it's gone.
01:24:27How long have they been up there?
01:24:30Two weeks.
01:24:34I can't feel anything.
01:24:34How long have they been up there?
01:24:52I can't feel anything.
01:24:52I can't feel anything.
01:24:52I am going to be up there.
01:24:53It's going to be.
01:24:54Keep the heat.
01:25:00you still don't sound mean enough well no wonder who taught you how to install
01:25:06distributors bolted it on takes more than just bolted on lug head you got a
01:25:10retard to sparks four degrees otherwise it throws the timing off I think you're
01:25:16just making words up you saved me from them gypsies that's a deed that shouldn't go
01:25:26unrecognized this is your last beer your last beer now thanks Jimbo
01:25:38oh that tastes like boobies how's the car ready to go
01:25:51oh Jack here bought the best pony in my stable she's mean enough to outrace the devil nice job
01:25:56boys
01:26:04did you get anything else out of the fish gutted flounder pretty good told us there
01:26:08were second son everywhere and then he gave up a base on the Philly coast
01:26:15all right I'll rendezvous with the gypsies and meet you in Philadelphia
01:26:18I thought we were all going together
01:26:22take care of him for me
01:26:26damn it woman you can't be dead
01:26:30again
01:26:32come and get me old man
01:26:51I want to die in your arms have you slay me in your bed tonight
01:26:58there's a war going on and I don't want to see the morning light
01:27:06please make my death slow
01:27:11I want to come until I go
01:27:14I want to come until I go
01:27:40the sweet smoke fills my lungs of fear
01:27:47searching for a love I can't find
01:27:53as you appear
01:27:57black rain's clear
01:28:00loving me to leave again
01:28:06cutting me
01:28:09I beat and then
01:28:12my army defends this love I've been
01:28:18to fight until
01:28:22my heart is filled
01:28:28stop this war
01:28:31hold me still
01:28:34leave me so
01:28:37with each thrill
01:28:39shake my car
01:28:44call my chills
01:28:47love me more
01:28:52than the king
01:28:56hey
01:28:57oh no
01:28:59sorry
01:29:03oh teach that psycho bitch you cat
01:29:10that is so good in the blue
01:29:14billy boom
01:29:17you stole it from gypsies
01:29:19who the fuck is this
01:29:23what the fuck are you laughing about
01:29:29pull it together man
01:29:31I'm sorry
01:29:33he's my gun caddy
01:29:35what the fuck is this
01:29:36I'm sorry
01:29:37I'm sorry
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