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00:11¡Gracias!
00:30It was burning and not cooking.
00:32How the did that happen?
00:33Just get it in the trash.
00:35Pretty much the up of the century, in my opinion.
00:37My mum persuaded me that cooking wasn't for me,
00:41and not going to culinary school was a huge mistake.
00:45Stupid, stupid.
00:47Heather Gay is bringing her outrageous friend group
00:50from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
00:52I'm not going to lie, I'm quite anxious.
00:54What? What?
00:55Will you just have them bring my water up?
00:57Did you guys put Dr. Pepper on the boat for me?
00:59She needs some conditioner, can you help her?
01:01These ladies are going to go nuts.
01:02Bloody hell.
01:03Interior galley needs to know whether or not they should plate.
01:06me.
01:07I don't care.
01:07I go from zero to 100.
01:09They're fighting about seizures, everything's up in the air.
01:11I really, I don't have an answer for you right now.
01:13Are you kidding me?
01:15Are you kidding me?
01:16Are you kidding me?
01:17There's broken ground.
01:18hell, like what is going on?
01:21Don't you ever, ever, ever say that about me.
01:24Wow.
01:24Daisy, Daisy, Ben.
01:39I think she should stay away from me permanently.
01:42There's glass all over the floor.
01:43I'm not going to step in glass.
01:45Daddy, the guests are still eating.
01:47If we could get a time, that would be great.
01:50I don't know when they're going to stop eating.
01:52You did not need to say that and stir up the pot.
01:55She doesn't know when they're going to stop eating.
01:57This is insane.
01:59Trying to do this dinner service and communicate with Ben right now.
02:02It's annoying as .
02:03We're having to interrupt World War 3 being like, excuse me, can I take your plate?
02:08They still have food in their plate, but it looks like they're kind of stopping.
02:12You have done a lot of really nasty things.
02:14Oh my gosh.
02:15I mean, I don't want to really piss these housewives off.
02:18That doesn't sound like my idea of fun.
02:19I open my mouth.
02:21Meredith goes, rah!
02:23Mmm.
02:25You love it.
02:27I'm going to clear your starter in two minutes.
02:29Finally.
02:30All right, just put them all the same way.
02:33Put them there and then you can even put that tin back on top of the grill, yeah?
02:37Are you finished?
02:38I have tried.
02:39She has done some pretty despicable things.
02:41So stay away from me.
02:42I think that's despicable.
02:44Okay, galley, we've cleared.
02:46Copy.
02:47Can I help with anything?
02:48Let's go down to the galley and then wait for the main course.
02:50Excuse me, excuse me.
02:52I said you should not say that about Meredith.
02:54That's disgusting.
02:54Holy f***ing cat.
02:57It's the irony that's kicking off.
02:59We're just cleaning their place.
03:00No, this is such an about face.
03:03Absolutely not.
03:04Okay, this is crazy.
03:06Why don't you just disengage?
03:08Okay.
03:08Oh, I would be more than happy to disengage from you forever, sweetheart.
03:12Bye.
03:13Un-f***ing hinged.
03:15They're full on having a bitch fight up f***ing rubber.
03:18Yeah, bring it, bring it.
03:20Get the axes.
03:22Clean the table.
03:23Clean the glass.
03:24They're still kicking off.
03:24Yeah, yeah, they're still kicking off.
03:26Who's having seizures?
03:27Who?
03:28Let's get this on a plate and we're gonna get that still done.
03:31Now, if we can.
03:33This is for Mary.
03:34Okay, so it's pankowahu, south-born potato, broccolini.
03:38Okay, let's go.
03:39I know you've got good intentions and I love you, but I was embarrassed that I feel like I can't
03:44stand up for myself.
03:46Pankowahu.
03:48Pankowahu.
03:49You're talking about my girl.
03:51Pankowahu.
03:51So for you to carry on about her to somebody else is wrong.
03:56Pankow.
03:56Pankow, wankow.
03:59I moved on, but that's alright.
04:01Daisy, tell us what we're eating.
04:02Oh, brothers.
04:02See, this is what I'm talking about.
04:04Daisy, you are having a pankow encrusted wahoo.
04:08Wahoo encrusted pankow.
04:09Okay.
04:10It's a fish dish.
04:11Are you alright?
04:12Oh my goodness.
04:12Getting there.
04:13Thank you.
04:14You're so sweet.
04:16Mihaly in Greek.
04:17Mihaly.
04:17See, it's international.
04:18I am.
04:19You're bringing the Greek out.
04:20Mr. International.
04:21Yes, you got a Greek word out of me.
04:23That means I'm on the mend.
04:24I mean, I do feel like I am very pretty.
04:26The cougars love us.
04:27I feel like I'm their little toy boy, and they just want to pick us up and take us back
04:31home.
04:33Mihaly, you have such great energy, and I love your hair.
04:37Do you like it?
04:38Yes.
04:38You do.
04:39Angie, how come I love everybody?
04:41Like, they're so sweet.
04:42I know.
04:42It's a good group.
04:43But listen, she could have just said I'm sorry.
04:46She doubled down.
04:47Oh, this is delicious.
04:49She is so rude and mean to me for no reason.
04:51How is it?
04:52Mm.
04:53Another 10.
04:5410 out of 10.
04:55Can I have a little ramekin, please, for butter?
04:57Absolutely.
04:58All right.
04:59Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
05:00Thank you.
05:00I'll get you a spoon.
05:01Didn't ask for a spoon, did I, love?
05:03Thank you.
05:06Didn't ask, did I?
05:08I'm with you.
05:09Oh, we have to punch out cheesecake.
05:11No, you're doing a great job, right?
05:13I'm really proud of you.
05:13I'm really proud of you.
05:14When I with you, it's actually a sign I've been DMed, all right?
05:17I know.
05:18It's better than me yelling at you, I promise you.
05:19No, I know.
05:21Mike, please come up to care.
05:23Then you can go down and help Jenna.
05:25Like, listen, you can fight it in Bronwyn.
05:27You do love to be playful with Brittany, and then you love to assassinate her at a dinner table.
05:31I'm not assassinating her.
05:33Liz, you're all finishing your food.
05:33Sorry.
05:35You're all finishing your food, sorry.
05:36You are the source of all the dirt on anyone.
05:39We know this.
05:39I'm not the source of information.
05:41I have people tell me stuff.
05:42Exactly.
05:43Are you real?
05:45It sounds like you're saying she's the source of all the information.
05:48Like, she's the one who did this to me.
05:49I didn't do anything to anybody.
05:51I can't take this anymore.
05:54You guys shut the up about me.
05:56I don't do anything to you.
05:57This is going to be a long six weeks.
06:00Looks good, babe.
06:01Thanks.
06:02Are you okay to clear?
06:04Hi.
06:04Feeling a little bit better though?
06:05I am.
06:06Part of me wants to go upstairs, but I know the minute I do, I'll just...
06:09Well, at the moment, it's a little bit heated upstairs.
06:13Don't come near me.
06:13Don't you come near me.
06:14I'm coming near you.
06:15Sit your little butt down.
06:16I am moving if you come near me.
06:18What's going on?
06:19What's the topic?
06:20I have no clue.
06:21I heard seizure.
06:22Oh, Lord.
06:24This is not worth an outfit change dinner.
06:26But anyways, I'll be back.
06:28Thank you.
06:29Oh, that's a drama.
06:30We might need to know if it's Jason's eating them.
06:34Why are they not lying out?
06:36Because I just remembered when Jason came in now.
06:39Wow.
06:40All right.
06:41Just...
06:42It's fine.
06:42It's fine.
06:44All right.
06:45I need a fork, please, darling.
06:46Please.
06:46You're fine.
06:47All right?
06:47You're good.
06:50You're doing a good job tonight, Bob.
06:52All right?
06:52Thank you.
06:52You all too.
06:53All right.
06:53Are you ready to go?
06:54Yeah, I'm ready.
06:55It's a deconstructed cheesecake with dark chocolate sauce.
07:00You, Lisa Barlow.
07:01I've been a good friend to you.
07:03No.
07:03You thought she was saying that thing.
07:05Where am I wrong?
07:06Listen to me.
07:07Where am I wrong?
07:08Look at me.
07:08Why are you looking at Meredith?
07:10Lisa Barlow.
07:11Look at me.
07:12I've been a good friend to you.
07:14I've been totally loyal to you.
07:15You are the one that's...
07:17I'm so sorry.
07:18I'm so sorry.
07:20You're the one that's wrong.
07:22Just own it.
07:24You know what?
07:25You're the source of all this dirt.
07:29I'm not going to own that.
07:30F*** that.
07:31F*** that.
07:33F*** that.
07:33They've asked me to come for dessert.
07:35But I'm entering the lion's den right now.
07:38I was going to eat with him this time.
07:40I'm not going to go there.
07:41F*** no.
07:42F*** you.
07:42Get off the yacht.
07:43You want the cucumber?
07:44What?
07:45Don't pick it up without blood.
07:47Ah.
07:49Why would they have one of those?
07:51I put it next to her bed.
07:53All right.
07:53Do they like it?
07:54I don't actually think they know what's going on with the food.
07:56They're in full blown argument.
07:58Do you think they'll give us less of a tip?
08:00Because they're arguing.
08:02No.
08:02Let's see if they're enjoying dinner.
08:04I'm not going to own that.
08:05I'm not the source of any f***ing dirt.
08:07Don't you f***ing put that on me ever again.
08:09Oh my God.
08:13Hey guys.
08:14I'm good.
08:14I'm going to say what I think.
08:15I'm going to say it to your face.
08:17And if you can't be my friend because of it.
08:19F*** you.
08:19Get off the f***ing yacht if you can't hear what I have to say.
08:22Okay.
08:22I'm happy to go.
08:23Hi.
08:24The fact that you accuse me of something I would never do.
08:27I want to talk to you.
08:28I've had absolutely no feedback as to whether they've enjoyed dinner.
08:32Do they love me?
08:33Do they hate me?
08:34It doesn't matter I don't think.
08:37How would you feel if I'm like you're the source.
08:39You're the one that did it.
08:40You did it.
08:40Admit it Heather.
08:41Just admit it.
08:42It's you.
08:44F*** that.
08:45Oh my God.
08:46I want to know who's in the room.
08:47Bitch.
08:48I'm the bitch.
08:49Well this bitch.
08:51Hey John.
08:51I'm John.
08:52No I'm like so sad.
08:56Eddie and Bitu you guys go down and you can both wake up at 6.
09:00You want to walk down stairs and f***ing leave me?
09:02F***ing leave me.
09:03F*** out.
09:04Oh my God.
09:05It's so intense.
09:06I've literally never done anything to them.
09:10They're like so mean to each other and they're like crying.
09:19He's got great body.
09:22She looked at me.
09:24Heather I just thought we would such a different place.
09:27You have a good night?
09:28Ish.
09:28It's been a rough night.
09:29Let me ask you this.
09:30Do you actually like run the ship?
09:33Yeah.
09:33I kind of want to see.
09:35Not now.
09:35Why not?
09:36Tomorrow when we're running.
09:37It'll be better when we're going.
09:38I kind of just want to get out of here.
09:41I was looking for an excuse.
09:42Oh were you?
09:43Yes.
09:44I'm going.
09:44To like get out of here.
09:45I don't know if she's flirting or not but Heather's the primary.
09:48I'm not flirting with anyone but her.
09:50At least she's attracted to somebody I can understand for once.
09:53Okay good night.
09:54Get some sleep.
09:55Please sleep well.
09:55We are ready.
09:56I'm going to go to bed.
09:57Sorry Daisy.
09:58Sorry sorry.
10:00How are they all going to bed?
10:01I think so.
10:02F***ing yes.
10:03Daddy could go down 11.
10:0411 yeah.
10:05I'm going to sleep outside.
10:06Honestly it's killed me today.
10:08Babe are you okay?
10:10I don't know how to do 17 things at once.
10:40Slye the day.
10:41Oh you're here.
10:43What's this?
10:55This is OK.
11:00And the other one is not OK.
11:04How are you doing? You all right?
11:06Good, thank you. How are you?
11:07All right.
11:08What are you thinking for the breakfast?
11:11You're a fruit plate?
11:12All right, pineapple?
11:14Yeah.
11:14Let me show you, OK?
11:15I don't core it.
11:16I don't do any of that bullshit, right?
11:18OK.
11:19Just a little bit thicker.
11:20Have a go.
11:23I have discovered some inabilities with my sous chef.
11:28Did you put sugar in there?
11:30No, I thought I just added the eggs.
11:32Dessert?
11:32They generally have sugar in.
11:34Just moving forward.
11:34I'm just trying to suss it out.
11:36I'm trying to find the balance.
11:38She probably wants to learn.
11:39And I want to teach her.
11:41for us to be improving the whole time.
11:48So what's the plan with Mike?
11:49Well, if I could have him now, that would be great.
11:51Yeah, it's fine.
11:52Like, just radio me when you need him.
11:53Just leave me.
11:58I think you're with me because we're downest to you.
12:00So come find me in the flybridge.
12:02Copy that.
12:02What's the plan for this morning, Jess?
12:04Definitely taking off at 9.
12:05Get there by 10, 10.30.
12:07Then they're going to go ashore, get nibbles and champagne and come back for lunch.
12:11Today's going to be absolutely hectic for the deck team.
12:13We have to get down to the Tobago Keys, leave the anchorage at 9 o'clock.
12:17Be down there by 10.30.
12:19The Tobago Keys, it's the epicenter of cruising here in the Caribbean.
12:22It's luxury, studying beaches, lots of turtles, lots of sea life.
12:27We've got the beach set up.
12:28We've got snorkeling.
12:29Hopefully the tranquility of underwater can transfer back to the boat.
12:34Should be fine.
12:34Cool.
12:35Good morning.
12:36Oh, thanks for letting me back into my room.
12:39We'll be lifting anchor in 20 minutes.
12:41Okay.
12:42Copy.
12:42Long, medium, short.
12:44Okay.
12:45Okay.
12:45Cool.
12:46If it's piling up, stop immediately and I'll come and help you.
12:49Yeah.
12:49Copy that.
12:50All right.
12:50Hi, morning.
12:53Breakfast up on the sun deck.
12:55Okay.
12:55Yeah, so.
12:56We're going to change and come in.
12:57Okay, great.
12:58Gally, Daisy, guests will be ready for breakfast in about 10 minutes.
13:03Roger.
13:03Thank you.
13:05Lovely.
13:06Mary and I missed out.
13:07We need a full on update.
13:08What happened last night?
13:11Same with Brittany as always.
13:13Okay, Dick Cruz.
13:14Stop picking up anchor.
13:15Thank you.
13:20Three shekels remaining.
13:23Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
13:26The anchor's piling up a little bit, so go down.
13:29Yeah.
13:29One of the main links has got stuck.
13:32I'm just going to release it so it drops, then bring it back up.
13:34Copy.
13:35I'm going to go down quickly.
13:37Anchor chain is still up and down, Captain.
13:39Copy that.
13:40Thank you.
13:41Whenever we pull up anchor, the chain can pile up too high and too fast and jam the system.
13:45Bring the anchor down.
13:47Copy.
13:49The only way we can fix this is to let the chain all out and start the process again.
13:54And when bringing it in, flake it out properly.
13:56Raise it.
13:58Copy.
14:02The winch is tugged.
14:04The winch is tugged.
14:06The winch is tugged.
14:07The winch is tugged.
14:09The winch is tugged.
14:09I'm confused.
14:10It's like you just said you bought a horse.
14:12Horses are very expensive.
14:14Yeah.
14:14You can raise it.
14:15Copy.
14:19The same thing happening.
14:22My God.
14:24F*** this.
14:29F***ing.
14:29Are you going to go poo again?
14:31My God, you're a machine.
14:33F*** this anchor.
14:35Okay, where are we at?
14:36F*** deck, where are we at?
14:44F*** deck, how are we looking?
14:45How are we looking?
14:46It just keeps getting stuck every turn, but we're just going slowly.
14:49Copy that.
14:50Yeah, we'll just stay at a hotel.
14:51Stop, stop, stop.
14:53Stopped.
14:53Come back down.
14:54Down.
14:55F*** this anchor.
14:57Stand by, stand by, please.
14:59Standing by.
15:01Pato, let the anchor untwist before pulling it back up.
15:04Copy.
15:10Try and line it up.
15:13Okay?
15:14My Jenna, can you get started in cabins?
15:16Copy that.
15:17On my way.
15:18F*** deck, where are we at?
15:19Stop.
15:20Stop.
15:21We're about a quarter of a shackle left.
15:23Get some beans out and an onion.
15:26Never fear, the party is here.
15:28It'll take a bit of time, don't worry.
15:30Lifting up again.
15:31Lift it up.
15:34Down a little bit more.
15:35Okay, let me reset.
15:37I reset it and switch on.
15:40Can you see it?
15:41The anchor on the water line.
15:43Yeah!
15:44Hold on, dude.
15:45Oh, my God.
15:46Yeah!
15:47Yeah!
15:49Anchor in the bucket.
15:50Copy.
15:51This was not an easy task.
15:52Good work, team.
15:53F***.
15:54Okay.
15:54What a mission.
15:55How you doing, babe, with the sway?
15:58I'm breathing deep.
15:59Do you have a nausea being in there?
16:00Yes, yes.
16:01I've got one on each arm.
16:03There's our onions, babe.
16:04They're shallots.
16:05I thought they cooked quicker.
16:06Please, please.
16:07Onions, please.
16:09White onions.
16:10I know you know that, but I don't...
16:12I thought shallots were onions.
16:13Honey bun.
16:14I need a lot of it, okay?
16:15I need a lot of them.
16:16It's gonna take way much more time peeling that.
16:19I just thought they were the quickest cooking.
16:20When Ben wants to play nice, he is playing nice.
16:24But the second things go wrong, it's like back to f***ing...
16:29All right, where's my knife?
16:30Daisy nicked my knife.
16:31His mood swings swing every f***ing minute.
16:35It's like, which face is he gonna put on today?
16:37Oh, okay, this is my ten minutes of happiness.
16:40And then ten minutes of madness.
16:42And then ten minutes of crazy.
16:43I've never met such a person in my life.
16:46That's perfect.
16:47That's what I want you to do.
16:48I can't believe you peeled it whole.
16:49That's so cool.
16:54Do you want me to take any of that?
16:56Yes, please.
16:57Hello?
16:58Yeah?
16:59That's no problem.
16:59I'm just gonna clean your room, but I'll do it after.
17:01It's me, you idiot.
17:02Oh!
17:03Dude!
17:09So dumb.
17:11Ladies, so this is the chef's special.
17:13We have Pecorino Romano on there.
17:15Oh, I'm into that.
17:16That sounds wonderful.
17:17Thank you.
17:18How bad is that anchor then, like, in terms of...
17:20Well, we're not gonna use the starboard anchor again,
17:22if we can help it.
17:23There's the pot on working now.
17:24Yeah, it's working now.
17:26Hey, just close the toilet seat there.
17:28Yeah.
17:29It's the most feminine thing I've ever done in real life.
17:31I wonder how breakfast is going, if they're, like, strangling each other already.
17:36Can I ask you a question?
17:37I'm so curious.
17:38You're telling her that I'm a horrible friend because I'm not using you to sell my home?
17:42Your house.
17:43What is not selling?
17:45I have an executive, custom-built home with 360-degree views.
17:49That's good.
17:50$11 million.
17:51If you want somebody's business...
17:52I don't want your business.
17:54You don't.
17:54I do not need your business.
17:55You should be talking about me.
17:56I'm manifesting to be each and every one of these women.
17:59Growing up, we lived a comfortable lifestyle, but my parents worked their asses off.
18:05They used to count every penny, and that is just not going to be my life.
18:10I got into yachting to become the top 1%, and I believe this job is a gateway to that.
18:17These women are on a yacht in Kanawan, bitching and moaning.
18:22This is an olive branch.
18:24It's not good business.
18:25This is, like, a masterclass of rich woman behavior.
18:29This is what Brittany does in her downtime.
18:30Yes, you're welcome.
18:31She's researching my house.
18:34Desperation.
18:34Sorry, I'm sorry about the food here.
18:36You guys, I need to put a pin in this.
18:38We gotta get off the boat.
18:39Golly, that is breakfast cleared.
18:41I'm finished.
18:43Full day.
18:43Stand by, Branca.
18:44Okay, let's go change.
18:49Really?
18:53Okay, drop.
19:04Two shackles in the water.
19:05Perfect, thank you.
19:10Thank you.
19:10Let's get the nori boys off.
19:12Okay, so I think it's time to go.
19:13You know, we wanna kick back, sit around, talk .
19:17Drop them off on the other side of the beach with some snorkels and some towels.
19:21All right, here we go.
19:21I have to sit in the front so I don't get sick, he says.
19:25We'll see you on the other side.
19:28We'll see you on the other side.
19:30Thank you.
19:31Wow, you're a good driver.
19:33Yeah, nice clean cuts.
19:35Wipe that blade every time as well, please, Darlene.
19:37Because otherwise you'll f*** up the egg white.
19:43Thank you.
19:43All right, you wanna live?
19:44Yeah.
19:45All right, guys.
19:45I'm gonna leave you here, huh?
19:47Yeah.
19:47See you guys in a bit.
19:48You guys, I think they're gonna set up an area for us.
19:51Where exactly?
19:53I'm not entirely sure.
19:56Let's do it here.
19:57The deck team didn't lift the anchor on time and now the whole day is gonna be playing catch-up.
20:03It's the first beach setup of the season and we're having to do it in front of the guests.
20:07It's like being in bed with your hot hookup and slipping out a fart.
20:11It is mortifying.
20:13The setting's a mess, the timing's off.
20:16The housewives don't need to know that.
20:18Distract, distract, distract.
20:20You have magic hands.
20:22No, you have magic back.
20:24We are in full charm offensive mode.
20:26Like, I feel like you support me like, and she said, you know, like you've told her you support me
20:31in private.
20:31I feel like you do.
20:33I support you publicly.
20:34Yeah, I think, I think more privately.
20:37If you don't like my support, I'm sorry.
20:39You're not a good friend.
20:41Okay.
20:41You're just not.
20:42I didn't ask you.
20:43How are they still fighting?
20:44Is this what rich people do to enjoy themselves?
20:47I think you're boring.
20:48Great.
20:48I think you're just may or may.
20:49I don't really care what you do.
20:50You're the thing, Mary.
20:51Jump in the river.
20:54Mm-hmm.
20:59Hi, hi.
21:01How are you?
21:02It's an absolute show, Mum.
21:04The head chef, I dunno, is just all over the gaff.
21:07He expects me to know what to do, and I literally have no idea what the I'm doing.
21:11What's his name?
21:12Ben.
21:12Poor Ben.
21:13Because he's having to carry you, isn't he?
21:15No, I'm being dragged through this .
21:19It's hard to put into words, because the second he gets really bad, it then gets okay again.
21:24And, like, he shouts, and then he says he's sorry.
21:26And it's really hot in the galley, and it's just, it's just, yeah.
21:32Ugh.
21:33I don't live in a chef culture that is volatile like this.
21:38Doing anything with Ben at high stakes, I can't disappoint him.
21:41I can't not know the answer, because that will just end up in arguments.
21:45I've got thick skin, but he is chipping away at it minute by minute.
21:50You just have to take a deep breath.
21:53I'm unraveling, Mum.
22:00I'm just going to say to him, look, I know I'm , but I'll try and give you 100%
22:14off my .
22:19I'm not laughing at you, sweetheart.
22:21No.
22:21I need a laugh.
22:23It's actually quite funny to hear you giggle.
22:27Ugh.
22:28Anyway, character building, isn't it?
22:31Prepare my eulogy, Mum.
22:33Prepare my eulogy.
22:34I love you, too.
22:35I love you, too.
22:36Eddie, fins, please.
22:39You're going to get in.
22:40Come on, put it on.
22:40It's a gloss of your Google.
22:43Yeah.
22:43Start to get a poggy, just pin on it.
22:45Brittany, are you wearing your shoes in?
22:47It's so pretty.
22:48Woo!
22:49Here we go.
22:49I'll go in with you, Whit.
22:50I'm going to come with you as well.
22:52Woo!
22:53Yeah, this will change your life.
22:59The water is turquoise.
23:06We're going to go this way.
23:06There's cold over here.
23:08I love being in the water.
23:09But this is why I'm in yachting.
23:11My dad died when I was younger.
23:12Two days before I turned six, actually.
23:14He passed of just a complete freak heart attack on New Year's Day.
23:18And he was just the greatest person you could have ever known.
23:21A super family man.
23:23He always just encouraged traveling, getting out there, seeing the world.
23:26It's a nice feeling knowing I'm getting to do what my dad would have loved me.
23:32It's a nice feeling knowing I get to do what my dad would want me doing.
23:38Yeah.
23:45Did you enjoy the water?
23:46Oh, that snorkeling!
23:48Snorkeling!
23:49He was amazed.
23:50I swam with the stingray just like I was f***ing Nemo.
23:55Imagine how you girls are going to show him when you get an extra stew.
23:58A lot more rest.
23:59Yes.
24:01Ladies, our tender right is here.
24:03Let's go.
24:04I'm ready.
24:05Here, why don't you sit on my left?
24:06Ready?
24:06I'll just do the steering.
24:08Let's go.
24:09Maria Katina, we are approaching the aft.
24:14Okie doke.
24:15Thank you.
24:16Wait, what are these?
24:17Rum punch.
24:18I would love one, thank you.
24:19I want the same as Heather.
24:21Drinking, drinking buddies.
24:23Hi ladies.
24:23Just so you know, we're going to be doing a 4pm lunch up on the sun deck.
24:28Ok?
24:29Do you think we could swap it?
24:30Ok.
24:31And do lunch in the saloon in the AC.
24:33Ok.
24:33Dinner on deck.
24:34Ok, sure.
24:34That's absolutely fine.
24:36Is that ok?
24:37I don't want to be fine.
24:37Thank you so much.
24:39Ok.
24:40Jenna.
24:41Hey.
24:42You just said lunch in the saloon?
24:45Yeah.
24:46Oh, come on, come on.
24:47Let's go do it together.
24:48F***ing assholes.
24:50Bye!
24:51It's like hurting children.
24:53Yeah, I mean that was fun.
24:55It's still looking like a 4pm lunch and 8pm dinner.
24:59Ok.
25:00Perfect.
25:01Thank you.
25:03Open that door, get ready for Joelle.
25:05We're going to unload everything.
25:06Ok.
25:07Where I come from, working on a deck is considered a man job.
25:12Was that with the towels?
25:13When I was a kid, my father didn't even want us to go to school.
25:17Because my father's mentality.
25:19It was like women didn't work and it was a men's world.
25:23They don't want us to have rights or words.
25:27But my grandparents sneaked me to the school.
25:32Now, I believe if you want something, you have to fight for it.
25:38Good work.
25:39I'm not up for lunch with everybody.
25:42Is that going to be bitchy if I just do you, me and Mary and Ange?
25:47I actually fully agree.
25:49Like, I need a break.
25:50Perfect.
25:54Hey, is there any way that we could clear a few of these plates?
25:58And we're just going to have four for lunch.
26:00Ok.
26:00But I would like the other ladies to just be served in their room.
26:03Is that possible?
26:04That's fine, that's fine.
26:05Thank you so much.
26:06You're welcome.
26:07Oh, okay.
26:11What's up, dude?
26:12They're just...
26:13Yeah.
26:16Patience being...
26:17Lay it on.
26:18Patience.
26:19Lunch is in ten minutes, but they want four served in their rooms.
26:24Yeah, that makes sense.
26:26Yeah, so you plate it.
26:26Yeah, yeah.
26:27So it will all be plated.
26:28So we're not going to do family style anymore.
26:30So we need to remove four of those plates.
26:32Tell me I've set the table twice and nobody's coming to lunch.
26:37Ok.
26:38That kind of sucks for us because we're going to have to sort of individualize everything.
26:42This is beautiful.
26:43Ok, so how do you think we should play this?
26:46Do you think we should do the cabins or the table first?
26:51Table, right?
26:51Table first.
26:52Yeah, yeah.
26:52That's what I think.
26:54It's not going to be easy.
26:55I don't want to run out of food.
26:56How many wings do I have?
26:57Two, four, six.
26:59Hi.
27:00Hello.
27:00Do you want to come to the adults table?
27:02Oh, wow.
27:02I guess.
27:03Low-key lunch with the low-key ladies.
27:08That's fine.
27:09No, but we're going to bring the plates down.
27:11It's going to get plated.
27:12I don't think you should plate them.
27:14I don't.
27:15Just trying to think.
27:17That doesn't really concern me.
27:19It's what's going to look best.
27:20Growing up, I really wanted to be a portrait artist.
27:23I was very good.
27:25Coming from an art background, it does help cooking.
27:28So I base my meal around how's it going to look.
27:31Shrimp cocktail, a salad, and chicken wings with buffalo sauce and crudités and all of that
27:36on this plate is going to look like .
27:38You can't just randomly throw things on the plate because the colors are not going to match.
27:43The shapes are not going to match.
27:44So, unfortunately, there's more to it than that.
27:47I'm not going against Daisy to spite her.
27:49It's just this is our department.
27:50I'm not.
27:51I'm just.
27:51All right, cool.
27:52I'm really hungry.
27:54But I don't want it to look like .
27:55They're still guests, you know?
27:57I feel pretty good.
27:58I'm hungry.
27:59I am too.
28:00Gally, we have four guests at the table.
28:03We're just doing wine.
28:05.
28:05We've got so much to do.
28:07I think we should do the in-room diners first.
28:10I'm starving.
28:13Daisy, how long until the food?
28:16It's coming right away.
28:17Did you copy, Gally?
28:19Daisy, Daisy.
28:20We can do the in-room diners quickly first.
28:22They're ready now.
28:23We just kind of had to do it that way.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:26Okay.
28:26me.
28:27What the actual .
28:28Heather is the primary.
28:30That means she is the most important person.
28:32Let's get the food going.
28:33I worked up a big appetite.
28:35So, we need to serve lunch at the table first.
28:38Like, the guests are chaotic.
28:40Now Ben is chaotic.
28:41Give me a break.
28:43Oh, .
28:44How long until the food?
28:46Daisy, do you copy?
28:57Daisy, how long until the food?
29:00It's coming right away.
29:02Oh, .
29:03Daisy, Daisy.
29:04Is there any way we can do the in-room diners quickly first?
29:07They're ready now.
29:08Yeah, coffee.
29:09Can you just give me a second, please?
29:10Can you go start doing those?
29:12Oh, .
29:12In-room dining, please.
29:14Yeah.
29:15Hey, guys, we're ready, right?
29:16Yeah, please?
29:17Yeah.
29:18me.
29:18Yeah.
29:18All right, let's go.
29:19This food's getting cold, please.
29:21Can I just spit this in?
29:21You're going to need more runners.
29:23.
29:23Let's go.
29:24Everybody wants a glass of champagne, yeah?
29:26Yeah.
29:27I think we're all down to party.
29:29You know what I mean?
29:30Yeah.
29:30Are you happy to go with this?
29:31Oh, yeah.
29:32Yeah, please.
29:32You guys are going to need to pull more people, please.
29:34I need everyone.
29:36I don't know what's going on right now.
29:38This is very weird.
29:42Hi.
29:43Hello, ladies.
29:44We have you some lunch.
29:45Thank you.
29:46No problem.
29:47I'm going to put your food on the side of the bed, okay?
29:50Oh, thank you.
29:51You're not up to sitting at the table?
29:53It's complicated.
29:55Okay.
29:56All right, they can go, and then give me that, please.
29:59I'll do it.
30:00God, I'm always waiting on Daisy.
30:02What the , man?
30:03They're seashell balls.
30:04They're so cute.
30:06Hi.
30:06I'm not very good at this, so here we go.
30:08Here, I can help.
30:09Cheers.
30:10Thank you.
30:10It's fabulous.
30:11We're going to get some utensils for you.
30:13Plates would be great.
30:14What the ?
30:16Why'd they take it without plates?
30:19Ben and I had a plan.
30:20They want four served in their rooms, so we're not going to do family stall anymore.
30:25Then he marches up with platters.
30:28Surprise, there's no plates.
30:30And who looks like a ding dong?
30:32Me.
30:34Do you believe me?
30:35So much delicious.
30:37So delicious.
30:38In the world.
30:39In the world.
30:39How do you like them?
30:40I love them.
30:41Thank you.
30:42Serve me like I'm a rich Roman king.
30:45That was actually about .
30:47Yeah, it was.
30:48I don't know if that will happen just right now.
30:50Ben's like, I'm serving the other four first.
30:53I'm not leaving four guests, including the primary, without a drink.
30:56And I'm like, you'll get it when I get it.
30:58It's like an old stooge here.
30:59Like looking at my asshole.
31:02You guys, this food is delicious.
31:03So great.
31:04It's insane.
31:05Cheers, you guys.
31:06My wing women and my wing women.
31:09Ben, that's my favorite on the boat.
31:12Good.
31:12How are you, darling?
31:13Better now.
31:15You like that, right?
31:16Mm-hmm.
31:17Mm-hmm.
31:18Mm-hmm.
31:21I swam with a turtle.
31:22What?
31:23I swam with a turtle.
31:24Did you?
31:25It's huge.
31:26Like the size of this table kind of big.
31:29Dude, noggin.
31:30Noggin.
31:31Noggin.
31:31Noggin.
31:32You gave me some fin?
31:33Thin.
31:34Noggin.
31:35Hey, who's on here?
31:36Oh, no.
31:39I'm gonna go take a nap.
31:41Right, how can I help?
31:42I'm thinking about that dessert tonight.
31:44We want like the body of a zombie kind of thing.
31:47Hi.
31:48How are you?
31:49Good, how are you?
31:50Good.
31:50I just want a Diet Coke.
31:51Let me get you the Diet Coke.
31:53Hey, you let Heather twerk on you.
31:54I mean, that's like the best gift you could give all of us.
31:57Well, you want us to do that?
31:58Yes.
31:58All right, when tonight?
32:00Um, of course tonight.
32:02Let me organize it.
32:03Yeah, so just make sure.
32:04At the dinner table.
32:05Yeah.
32:05You know, he's a part-time stripper.
32:07What, you are not.
32:08I am.
32:08Thanks for pulling me in on our, like, little single stripping.
32:11Look, he's very proud of it.
32:13He would have been upset if I kept it quiet.
32:15Oh, my God.
32:15So...
32:16Throughout the past five years, in between engineering gigs,
32:19I stumbled into the world of stripping.
32:22The world of stripping and the world of engineering
32:25are two completely different places.
32:27There's no common denominators, except for lube.
32:32Dinner's at eight, and it's zombie-themed on the sundae.
32:36Yeah.
32:36I'll give them a routine.
32:43I'll let you take the lead.
32:45You're the stripper.
32:46Wow.
32:51Belt.
32:52I'm gonna leave that tonight.
32:58You look gorgeous.
32:59Thank you.
33:00You've had a good day?
33:01Yeah, it wasn't that bad at all.
33:03I'll get some sunburn.
33:06Yeah.
33:08One-on-one lap duns from you.
33:10No, no, no, I can't.
33:11I can't.
33:11This is bad.
33:13I don't have moves yet, but I'm f***ing shy as f***
33:16when it comes to this.
33:18Nah, I think you got it.
33:19Mate, so basically, right, pick the chair up,
33:21move it away from the table where you're sat on it.
33:24Give a little feel of what's going on.
33:25No, no, this is what you're getting an A-bomb, mate.
33:29I'm no stranger to performances on board.
33:31Big, gay, brunch!
33:35Yeah!
33:37One, two, three.
33:39Slide and snap.
33:41All right.
33:42Okay.
33:43We got one third.
33:45Do I feel comfortable doing it?
33:47No, I don't.
33:49From a very young age, I've always been very body shy.
33:53I've been teased by my brother about my weight.
33:55I've always been the person to go to the beach with my shirt on.
33:57Give her a little bit of that.
33:58Give her a little bit of that.
34:00And it's very intimidating,
34:02making myself look like an absolute clown
34:04next to a professional.
34:05Ah, f***!
34:06I cried!
34:07No!
34:09Wow.
34:10It's very quiet.
34:11I can finally hear myself think.
34:13You can hear a pin drop.
34:15Show me your boobs!
34:17Oh, it's so clean in here.
34:19I'm quiet.
34:21So, everyone's getting dressed now.
34:22I am so relieved.
34:26Hey, Angie!
34:29How do we look?
34:30We look so good.
34:33Okay.
34:34Your little seahorse nose is so...
34:36Oh, f***!
34:38Oh, that door closed on my hands.
34:39Oh, my God!
34:42Oh, no!
34:42Oh, no!
34:43Oh, my God!
34:43Oh, God, is it bad?
34:44You just slated.
34:45Ah!
34:48Oh, my God!
34:49I'm in so much pain!
34:58Oh, my God!
34:59I'm in so much pain!
34:59We need help!
35:00Oh, I just heard.
35:01F***!
35:02Oh, my God!
35:03911!
35:04Help!
35:04Whose idea was this?
35:06SOS!
35:07Holy s***!
35:09Look at it!
35:10You okay?
35:11Daisy?
35:11Oh, my God!
35:12Oh, Jesus!
35:14It's okay.
35:15We were being stupid and then her hand got caught the door.
35:18Okay.
35:19Oh, my God.
35:20Oh, it's so much.
35:21Oh, my God.
35:21It's so much blood.
35:22Jason, can you please come up to the main saloon?
35:26Holy s***!
35:27This is serious amount of blood.
35:29Oh, my God!
35:31It looks so terrible!
35:33It's funny!
35:35Ah!
35:48And Angie has slammed her hand in a door and it's eating and I don't know what to do.
35:54I think I ripped my fingernail off.
35:55Yeah, Jason.
35:56Oh, my God.
35:58It's me again.
35:59I'm so sorry.
36:00I'm trying to do it now.
36:00I've been so much trouble to you.
36:02No, this...
36:03Will you ever have me back?
36:04I will.
36:04We're dressed like that.
36:06Let me get a little bandage.
36:06Let's just hold pressure on her.
36:08Okay.
36:08Poor Angie.
36:09She's having the worst trip ever.
36:10I got it all.
36:11Captain, it's gonna be fine.
36:13It's two for two at the moment.
36:14She was vomiting yesterday, seasick.
36:19Now her fingers jam.
36:21It looks worse than what it is, I know, but there's still a lot of blood here.
36:24Well, thank goodness you have a small child.
36:26So you're used to accidents?
36:28Yeah.
36:29It's not too bad, mate.
36:30It's not.
36:31Angie's dressed as a seahorse.
36:33Had it been a starfish, her finger may regenerate.
36:36Get it?
36:38Dad joke.
36:39I'm fine, though.
36:40I'm gonna have a great night.
36:41Hopefully this is the last you'll see of me.
36:44Oh, I love that.
36:45Oh, it looks amazing.
36:47Love, love, love.
36:48For tonight's dinner, the guests have requested a zombie-themed night.
36:52Complete with eerie cocktails, hauntingly beautiful decor, and a menu to die for.
36:58Honestly, I can't think of anything more appropriate.
37:00All they've been doing is eating each other alive, throwing s*** at each other.
37:05It is very s*** dead on.
37:07Dinner tonight.
37:09What is it?
37:10Okay, yeah, yeah, let's talk.
37:11After a s*** show of a beach excursion, lunch delays, and Ben's s***y communication,
37:17dinner's gonna be perfect because it's gonna be on my terms.
37:19First course is a bowl, a scallop dish, but with a slightly soupy black lentil, and then we're
37:27doing lamb, so steak knives, and then a zombie ice cream head.
37:32Is it a huge bowl ache if I add Jason to that?
37:37It's not, mate.
37:38Listen, you're dealing with professionals here, love.
37:40That's what I like to hear.
37:41Well, what are you guys thinking?
37:43What can we do?
37:44I think that's pretty good, to be honest.
37:45Oh, that's really cool, Bronwyn.
37:47White to me is not zombie.
37:49That's why.
37:49I'm back from the dead.
37:50I'm like a ghost.
37:52That's very cool.
37:53Well done.
38:19You are not a zombie.
38:24We must eat human flesh for nutrients.
38:30Oh, my God.
38:32Guys, we've got guests at the table.
38:34I'll start with just doing water and wine.
38:36Thank you.
38:37Ladies, ladies, welcome to Horror Night.
38:40Can I get any of yous a drink?
38:43Bloody calves all around.
38:45Of course.
38:45That's amazing.
38:46That is amazing.
38:48Oh, I didn't know.
38:49I haven't touched this drink, but there's like lips.
38:51That's not mine.
38:53I don't do that.
38:53That's all right.
38:54I'll get you.
38:54Okay, thank you.
38:55Those are not my lips.
38:57Oh, my God.
38:58I don't like getting caught from my mistakes.
39:01I'm an expert at covering things up.
39:05Daisy.
39:05Yeah.
39:06She's complaining.
39:07There's lipstick already on the glass.
39:08Oh, .
39:09And it wasn't, though.
39:10Was it not?
39:11She wasn't.
39:11Who is this?
39:13And she has a fresh glass.
39:15Yeah.
39:15Don't worry.
39:16I won't tell anyone if you don't.
39:18Your luxury yacht trip is the trip from hell for you.
39:21Okay, we're ready to go with service.
39:24Yep.
39:24You can go start cabins.
39:25Oh, my favorite.
39:27Perfect.
39:28Brilliant.
39:28This is good.
39:29This is actually quite good.
39:30Yeah, it's nice.
39:31Yeah.
39:34Mmm.
39:36What is this?
39:36Okay, it's a hellish-looking black caviar lentil and then buttered sea scallop.
39:41Here we are, ladies.
39:43You have caviar lentils and a butter-seared scallop.
39:47Ooh.
39:48Delicious.
39:49It's so good.
39:50That's so good.
39:51Ready to put the crisps down?
39:54Yep.
39:55How's the temperament tonight?
39:56Does anyone know?
39:57I saw something on TikTok today about Seth having a mistress.
40:04My husband does not have a mistress.
40:07What is it?
40:08I shot a tequila.
40:09I love that.
40:10Thank you.
40:11Because your boyfriend breaks up with you every time he wants to sleep with someone else.
40:14That's your problem.
40:15I break up with him.
40:16Not mine.
40:17You want one of these shots?
40:18There is no test.
40:19Public test.
40:20Thank you.
40:20There is no test.
40:21All of this fighting is kind of becoming like white noise to me.
40:25I'm not going to admit something I didn't do.
40:28You, you, you, you.
40:30You're a liar.
40:34You're a liar.
40:35You're a liar.
40:36You're a liar.
40:36You're a liar.
40:36It's the Easter egg.
40:37More water?
40:38Yeah.
40:38Oh, I love that.
40:39Oh, good.
40:41I'm so glad you enjoyed it.
40:43Golly, that is main course is cleared.
40:46Let's get this done.
40:47Where are those ice cream balls, please?
40:49I need to put it together.
40:50It's frozen.
40:51It's gonna melt, you know?
40:53Get in that bloody freezer.
40:55I'm gonna have to adapt that.
40:59me.
40:59Someone shoot me.
41:02Um, um, um, um.
41:03I'm behind you.
41:04Sorry.
41:05Quick, quick, quick.
41:06It'll droop.
41:07Thank God it's a zombie.
41:08It's not gonna look perfect in any stretch of the imagination.
41:13I did.
41:13Get away from me.
41:15Your hatred has been abundantly clear and I am not interested.
41:21Still think I'm boring, honey?
41:22Leave me alone, okay?
41:23Leave me alone.
41:24The fighting was okay for one or two days and I was like, okay.
41:27Can't wait the fighting.
41:28I know.
41:29It's like, let's just be friends.
41:31Move.
41:32All right, please.
41:32Come on.
41:34I said what I said and I'm not taking it back.
41:36You are boring.
41:38me.
41:39Can you do the ice, please?
41:41Yeah.
41:42What are these, zombie?
41:44Pistachio ice cream zombies.
41:46I hate working with ice cream.
41:47Personally, I would have made them earlier and had them frozen.
41:50Grab and go?
41:51Yes.
41:51Grab and go, please.
41:52Thank you.
41:53Guys, just handle with care, please.
41:54No worries.
41:55Go, go, go, go.
41:57Yeah, Janelle.
41:58Thank you.
41:59One of my eyes fell off.
42:01It's melting, so we gotta have it.
42:02What's real are our relationships, her relationship with Seth.
42:06This is so cute.
42:08Captain Jason.
42:10There you go.
42:10Oh, you guys, they're zombies.
42:13Oh my gosh, they're so cute.
42:15And I cooked this and it didn't go on the dessert because I was too busy fixing that.
42:20This is so good.
42:22It'll soften the blow to have your kind energy.
42:25We're for this one.
42:28I don't know why we chose to do an ice cream dessert.
42:33I would have somehow managed to construct them and keep them frozen.
42:37I know that that's not what we did.
42:39Then why didn't you?
42:39I'll tell you why.
42:41Because I was actually seeing how you would cope with this dessert.
42:44It was a test.
42:45Because I want to know where you struggle and I want to see how quick you are.
42:48I'll tell you right now.
42:48It's always dessert.
42:50Okay.
42:51All right.
42:51Well, it wasn't really, you didn't really make the dessert, really.
42:55I mean, I made the chocolate, I made the coolie.
42:58You did mold the ice cream, but you didn't make it.
43:02Really, it was an assembly.
43:04I think it's a far stretch saying, we made the dessert.
43:07Alicia is a bull in a china shop.
43:09He has been chefing for over 20 years.
43:12I've done it for two.
43:13Like, pick up the pieces that you're going to drop.
43:15They were , man.
43:17They were just completely .
43:19Qualified chef for 10 years.
43:21She didn't actually make anything.
43:22Nothing.
43:23Nothing.
43:24Oh.
43:33I don't give a about that dessert.
43:36You can't even cook chicken and chips.
43:37That's stressful.
43:39I like the sauce.
43:39I know.
43:40The sauce is good.
43:41Oh, thank you.
43:42How's the dessert, ladies?
43:43Let's try it and see.
43:44Oh, this is so good.
43:46I mean, I think we should talk about you and Jared, and all the things he says about other
43:49people.
43:50The captain's with us.
43:50We can, if you want.
43:52Captain, don't leave if it gets heated.
43:54Same.
43:54I'm not interested in you trying to interfere in my relationship, because you're jealous
43:58that you can't hold a man down.
44:00I am not trying to interfere in a relationship.
44:02Let's ask the captain what he thinks.
44:04So, if a guy is paying your bills, and goes and tells everyone behind your bag that he's
44:09paying your bills.
44:10He told us he pays your bills.
44:12I don't know why he's saying that.
44:14Jason, I speak with you two seconds.
44:16Would you ever do that to a woman, Captain?
44:18Would you ever say that you pay someone's bills when you don't?
44:22No, I wouldn't do that.
44:23No.
44:24I mean, he doesn't pay my bills.
44:26I think I eat your dessert.
44:27You're not meant to be there.
44:28This is like the apocalypse.
44:30This is how I envision the end of the world.
44:32Look, I like engaging with the guests, and usually they're asking me a lot of questions.
44:37I can't even get a word in.
44:38I would have been eaten alive by them, I think.
44:41Thank you for saving me from the zombies.
44:43What happened?
44:44That was my fault.
44:45There's alarms going off.
44:47Have I just set the bar for the season?
44:48I don't have to do anything there for the rest of the season.
44:50You just keep doing that.
44:51Yeah, okay.
44:52Just keep doing that.
44:53That was a good timing, though.
44:54They asked me a question.
44:55I was trying to get around, and I was like, have you had some of this?
44:58Oh, yeah.
44:59I'll try there.
45:00Thank you.
45:01Two bloodthirsty men looking for some sexy singles.
45:08Did they turn out okay?
45:11Yeah.
45:11Perfect.
45:13You hungry for a bit of cocktail?
45:21We're ready for you, deck crew.
45:23We're ready for you for the dance.
45:25God, .
45:26The boat is a fucking rocking.
45:29Go.
45:30Go.
45:31Go.
45:31I'm nervous.
45:33Oh, my God.
45:34Oh, God.
45:34There are two seriously hungry men out there.
45:39And they are just bloodthirsty for single ladies.
45:43They better be naked.
45:46What?
45:48Oh, no.
45:48With our single ladies.
45:51I'm a single lady, what?
45:54My God.
45:55Girl.
45:57Good.
45:58Oh, my God.
46:00Oh, my God.
46:01Yeah.
46:02Whoo.
46:03Oh, my God.
46:05Why are you crying?
46:05I know .
46:06I don't think so.
46:08Bring it, baby.
46:09Bring it.
46:10Oh, God.
46:11I didn't even get to get my shirt on.
46:14Yes.
46:15Ah, hola.
46:23Esperamos que todos estén distraccionados por todo lo que está pasando.
46:26Porque soy el meccionista de zombiadoras que has visto en sus vidas.
46:31Y no me lo significa en un buen modo.
46:33¡Halo!
46:35¡ exacto!
46:35¡Muy bien!
46:40¡Muy bien!
46:51No, no, no, no, no.
47:14Don't be in here at nine, you can be in here at eight.
47:18Oh, well done, Eddie.
47:19You should be proud of yourself, mate.
47:22You crushed it today.
47:41Chocolate, all good?
47:43Yeah.
47:43Let's focus on the main deck and get the water stains out.
47:47Thank you.
47:48Hey, baby, how are you doing?
47:50Good, thanks, how are you?
47:51Yeah, I'm good, sorry, I'm a little f***ing you broke my mind.
47:54Would you prefer still, like, interior or exterior?
47:58No, I can't pick on Tuesdays, you know I can't do that.
48:00If you had to pick.
48:01If I had to pick one.
48:02Yeah.
48:04We're going to chat the most, do you think?
48:06Hello, sexy man.
48:08What's up, big guy, how are you doing?
48:09I'm good.
48:09Good morning.
48:10I'm loving these.
48:11Thanks.
48:12Some look.
48:12That's not pigtails, is it?
48:15Horns.
48:16Horns.
48:17Devil horns.
48:21It's definitely burnt.
48:23I think he was trying.
48:24It's very pleasant on the eye.
48:27Morning, fish.
48:27Your whale's lost a bit of weight.
48:29It's been a bit busy.
48:31The muffin looks strange, yeah?
48:33What happened?
48:33What did we do?
48:35I added some chocolate.
48:37I know I'm probably biased, but I don't think they look too bad.
48:41They've got a nice tip on them.
48:45Do we have any more muffin tins?
48:47No.
48:51They would be really good if we didn't fill them up so much, honey.
48:55You just don't do that.
48:56You just don't ever fill up pastry.
48:58You've just got to wait.
49:00I know, but you've just got to understand pastry will rise by double, if not three times.
49:05Yeah.
49:05Always.
49:06And they look like s**t.
49:09Oh, thank you.
49:11Pretty early in the season to be bigger.
49:14It's got to be a long season.
49:18F**k, babe.
49:23Next time, let's not do that.
49:27What happened to the bakery mitts, the muffin mitts?
49:30I dumped it.
49:31In the bin?
49:32Yes.
49:32For my muffins?
49:33Yeah.
49:34So we can't give them to the crew or?
49:36No.
49:37They were still f**king raw in the middle because he put too much batter in, okay?
49:41And I needed the muffin tins for the guests.
49:44So I upturned them and threw the f**ks away.
49:48Because if I cooked them, we wouldn't have time to cook the guests' muffins because we only had those traits.
49:53I wasn't trying to sabotage you or f**k you.
49:55It's taking a long time.
49:56I'm already stressed.
49:58Are you f**king for real right now?
50:00Like, I think he's trying to kill my self-esteem.
50:03Nah.
50:04Nah, go f**k yourself, to be honest.
50:19He was still f**king raw in the middle.
50:22All right, I wasn't trying to sabotage you or f**k you.
50:24Hey, have you seen a juicer?
50:26Yeah, there's like five of them.
50:28Come here, babe.
50:34Oh, this kind of thing.
50:35That's a juicer.
50:36Okay.
50:38All right, let's do this.
50:42I'm just going to the toilet.
50:43I'll be back in two minutes.
50:46They're going to have to replace the carpet in Heather Whitney's room.
50:48We are going to have to pay for this boat.
50:50There is makeup and fake blood and self-tanner everywhere.
50:53I know, we've ruined it.
50:57Hi, baby.
50:59Hey, baby.
51:00How are you?
51:02I'm good.
51:03It's so nice to hear your voice.
51:05How's it going in a galley?
51:07It's a f**king nightmare, Brie.
51:09Stop it right now.
51:10I love Brie.
51:12She's part of my really core circle in my heart.
51:15And it's not easy to stay friends after the season because it's so high-paced.
51:20But I feel like I could call Brie in a crisis.
51:22Any moment, I feel like everyone could do with a Brie in their lives.
51:25It's been two days.
51:27And I've already broken down in tears.
51:31It's chipping away at my soul.
51:33Like, money's not worth this amount of sadness.
51:36This early on, it's a major red flag.
51:38And you can't keep yourself in a pressure cooker like that.
51:40I was living, like, my best f**king life out in Canada.
51:44I have never been happier in my life.
51:46And then to leave it all, just to come on this boat and be basically treated like this.
51:50I spent 15 hours of my day in the galley.
51:53Right, right.
51:54I can't live for just little moments when people come in and ask if I'm okay.
51:59Take a deep breath.
52:00I'm here with you.
52:01We'll get through this together.
52:04Like, I literally can't do a single f**king thing right.
52:11Baby, I'm so sorry you feel like this.
52:16Like, you...
52:17I don't want to get tits every day.
52:20It's not worth it for me.
52:22If you feel like you want to leave, you can leave.
52:26I don't want to leave.
52:26You can talk to Jason.
52:28Whatever you think is best for being, that's what you need to do.
52:33Oh, that is a lot.
52:36Yeah.
52:37Call me anytime.
52:38Thank you, my darling.
52:42What's up, Magic Mike?
52:44Hi, guys.
52:45How's it going?
52:47Hey, don't forget your dildo.
52:51Thank you for that.
52:52Uh-huh.
52:53Try and spread the water out.
53:00Hi.
53:01Hi.
53:02What's going on?
53:04I can't do the galley.
53:06I can't do Ben's mood swings.
53:08It's so toxic.
53:10I'm doing my absolute best.
53:12And I can tolerate it for a certain amount of time.
53:14But it's three days in and I'm losing my head already.
53:18I'm not even taking it out by hour.
53:20I'm taking things every 10 minutes.
53:22And it's like the day is going so long because it's a 15-hour day.
53:26And it's hard for me just to keep counting.
53:28It's like, okay, it'll be better in 15 minutes.
53:31But it's like, how do I have to tell myself that?
53:35Before, it's just like, it's too much.
53:38It's genuinely, it's genuinely, like, it's genuinely too much.
53:41I've never, like, it's going to give me a heart attack at 26.
53:44Oh, that's good.
53:46Oh, man.
53:47Nice.
53:48If you can find someone with the greatest kill than me, then...
53:52Please do that.
53:54I hear you.
53:55I don't want you to go.
53:56But since day one, we're understaffed.
53:59Yeah, definitely.
54:01Definitely.
54:01I had this vision of you coming out of the end of it and just, like, learning so much.
54:05I'm really sorry.
54:06I'm waving the white flag and I just can't do that.
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