00:00All right, that includes all notes and business as it pertains to the files.
00:06How you guys doing?
00:07How you doing, girl?
00:08I'm cool. It's all good.
00:10Annie, you're looking fine.
00:11Hey, what about me?
00:13Hey, everybody, look at me.
00:14I'm Ice Cube Head.
00:16I've got an ice cube for a head.
00:17I also eat cell phones, so you better be careful with those cell phones around me
00:21because they taste like prime rib where I'm from.
00:23Oh, boy.
00:25Imagine the times we'll all get in together,
00:27especially when I use my powers to help solve all your problems.
00:30Choo.
00:31Choo.
00:32Choo.
00:32Choo.
00:33Choo.
00:34Choo.
00:34Oh, oh, but you.
00:36Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:38It's getting crazy in here.
00:42All right, I'm going home.
00:44What?
00:45Guys, we just finished year six, and it was hard work,
00:49and I don't want to care about Greendale,
00:51and I don't want to spend my brief moment of humanity
00:54doing conceptual riffs, developing the imaginary TV show of our lives.
00:58By the way, terrible improv.
01:01Ice Cube Head?
01:01You were just looking at your drink.
01:03Busted.
01:06Annie?
01:08I got the internship.
01:10I got the internship.
01:12I'm going to intern for the FBI.
01:14Woo!
01:15I leave in a week.
01:16I'll be in D.C. all summer.
01:18You're leaving the nest.
01:19Can I have your bedroom?
01:20If you don't come back.
01:21If you don't come back.
01:21Well, I'm definitely coming back.
01:24Probably.
01:26Maybe.
01:27Maybe.
01:32Okay, the next order of business.
01:34Mr. Winger, Garrett's holding Leonard's hand again.
01:36Garrett, stop doing that.
01:37I'm checking for a pulse.
01:39Say, hands off the Leonard dice.
01:41Question, when can we start the next paintball game?
01:44I don't think you can force it.
01:45Lots of things can be forced.
01:47Like a human head through a six-inch drainpipe.
01:52What?
01:53Just kidding, pal.
01:54Okay, did anyone on the sustained Green Deal committee do any of their assignments this
01:59week?
01:59Scrunch.
02:00Sorry, bro.
02:01I don't work for you.
02:02You work for me.
02:03I'm the tech billionaire that bought this dump and cuts your paycheck.
02:06If you can call that a paycheck.
02:08I've seen more zeros over Pearl Harbor.
02:12There are hundreds of them.
02:14Sky was black with smoke bombs.
02:20Double click this, Winger.
02:21It's your job to work.
02:22It is our job to party.
02:24And hatch harebrained schemes.
02:26And get laid.
02:28And get laid.
02:29And eventually leave you here as well.
02:35Jeff, you okay?
02:37Huh?
02:38Oh, I was taken aback.
02:40It's big news.
02:42What have you guys been doing?
02:45We were just looking for ways to make season seven work.
02:51We got through six seasons.
02:53I mean, what's up with that?
02:54Where's season seven?
02:55We've got to figure out season seven.
02:57Or maybe we could just hang out.
03:12Sorry I'm late.
03:13Last night was so insane, it made the insane clown posse look like the well-adjusted clown posse.
03:18It must be hard work running away from your own age.
03:20Has anyone seen my e-cigarette?
03:22There should be a charity for people like you.
03:25I don't know if I can keep making the commute from here to the FBI headquarters.
03:28Britta, Abed, I'll have to move back in.
03:31I moved in with them.
03:32Chang, we have files.
03:34Moving out.
03:35You seem stressed, Annie.
03:36Are those last few criminology credits you need hard to get at Greendale?
03:39Please.
03:40The only credit hard to get at Greendale is from a bank.
03:42It's just, they have schools for this stuff at Quantico.
03:45Being with you guys is great, but why is this a good choice for me?
03:50Why doesn't the audience feel sorry for me?
03:52Britta, your parents have been murdered.
03:54By whom?
03:55The police won't touch it.
03:56They're calling it a double suicide.
03:58Britta, I got this.
04:02You're proposing a version of the show in which Annie comes back and it hinges on the murder
04:06of my parents?
04:07It's a placeholder.
04:08I'm just saying there's always going to be a need for law at Greendale.
04:12You remember the asscrack bandit?
04:13Yeah.
04:17Do I remember?
04:18I mean, doesn't everybody?
04:20Could have been anybody.
04:22What is with this diaper thing?
04:24Is it about shaming me?
04:25Do you really want a bunch of people dressing you?
04:27It would be polite to try.
04:29It's nice to see you interested in this stuff, Jeff, but I wouldn't watch that season.
04:32below.
04:33We'll see you next time.
04:34Hope you liked it.
04:34See you next time.
04:35Bye.
04:43Bye.
04:45Bye.
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