00:05I need more information.
00:10What's my motivation?
00:23I need more to go on.
00:26My name is Chief Star!
00:27And I'm the stars!
00:30And I'm the hero.
00:32I deserve better!
00:34You're a very gifted pilot, Chief Star!
00:39I'm the mayor of outer space. Why are we changing course?
00:43The mayor's up my ass!
00:45Father! I love him!
00:50What in the space?
00:52Yuba-duba-duba! We're under attack!
00:55By whom, Glyph-slop?
00:57Okay, cut!
00:58Why are we cutting?
00:59That felt good to me. Moving on?
01:01Just a couple of adjustments.
01:02You get two!
01:04You guys need to move when the ship gets hit.
01:06It looks weird when you stand still.
01:07And Britta, it sounds weird when you use good grammar.
01:09My character can't have good grammar?
01:11Not in a space battle.
01:12Because everything else we're saying sounds really natural.
01:14Like I'm a space senator.
01:15Space mayor.
01:16I'm matching your dialogue to what I have from Chang.
01:18What am I lying?
01:19You don't have any lines. You're the back of Chang.
01:20But we have Chang's footage.
01:21This shot from that angle matches the back of Chang's shot.
01:24Chang is chief star.
01:25He's the pilot of a spaceship.
01:26Britta, you're Princess Meridian.
01:27Britta.
01:27Okay.
01:28Jeff is our father, the mayor of space.
01:29And you guys are under attack.
01:31Action!
01:33What in the space?
01:35Yuba-duba-duba!
01:36We're under attack!
01:38Okay, cut.
01:39Where are you guys seeing Glyph-Glop?
01:40It said Glyph-Glop was a tennis ball.
01:42But Garrett's not Glyph-Glop?
01:43If I was Glyph-Glop, why would I be holding a tennis ball on a stick?
01:47Why am I wearing a blouse?
01:48It's sci-fi.
01:49It doesn't matter.
01:50Please don't say that.
01:51I know you don't mean that.
01:52The tennis ball is Glyph-Glop and please stumble in the same direction.
01:56Go!
01:56Action!
01:56Bang!
01:59What?
01:59In space?
02:00Kuba-duba-duba!
02:02We're under attack!
02:03Who by?
02:04Who attacked?
02:05Me, Princess.
02:07The Spoborfeet!
02:08The Spoborfeet!
02:09The Spoborfeet!
02:13Okay.
02:14I'm ready.
02:15Are you ready?
02:18Are we rolling?
02:22Are we rolling?
02:23Are we rolling?
02:23We're rolling!
02:33We're rolling!
02:34Get to the escape pod!
02:36Really?
02:37You picked that outfit?
02:38Britta!
02:39It's Meridian.
02:40Keep going.
02:41Insane.
02:41And what is your name?
02:43Exploidia?
02:44Scorpio-9!
02:45I'm a pleasure droid!
02:47No.
02:48I'm an assassin?
02:49You're both.
02:50Keep going.
02:50She was a pleasure droid.
02:51She got turned into an assassin.
02:52She's my other daughter.
02:53That's your sister.
02:55Get to the escape pods!
02:57And then we go!
02:58This way!
03:01Check on Chief Star, Jeff.
03:03Chief Star?
03:04What?
03:05I'll see you in hell!
03:08What?
03:09Mayor, your ass is grass!
03:12Okay, cut.
03:19There are some things that we could...
03:20Okay, moving on, people!
03:25Okay, moving on!
03:26Next shot, Space Station Faculty Lounge.
03:29Thank you!
03:30I'll bet.
03:30We need to move a little faster, I think.
03:32Can I just explain something as a filmmaker?
03:33I wish you wouldn't.
03:34I wish you would look at what I was wearing and let that be all the explanation you need
03:38about where our standards should be.
03:40But do you understand that sci-fi films aren't usually improvised over a weekend with a cast
03:43and crew that doesn't care?
03:45We care about finishing.
03:47And this has to be finished by Monday.
03:49And this has to be finished by Monday.
03:49So you back into a level of quality from there.
03:52Let me use a metaphor I can understand.
03:54Every day I work out.
03:56Really?
03:56Yes, because I'm not an artist like you.
03:58But this is a kind of canvas.
04:01I work on it with equipment.
04:03But I will never really be done.
04:05Could be if you wanted.
04:06I mean, you're fine.
04:06This will never be done.
04:08Chris Pratt's never going to stop, is he?
04:10He'll always be out there mocking me.
04:11So I can never stop.
04:13Just like you'll never stop making movies.
04:15But I don't stay on one treadmill my entire life staring at commercials for movies with Chris Pratt.
04:21I take my work into the world.
04:23I premiere it.
04:25I share it with the public.
04:27Don't stay in the gym, Abed.
04:29Get this session done.
04:30Get out there and get your shirt off.
04:32Got it?
04:33Yes?
04:34Yes!
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