00:00You
00:05You
00:10You
00:15You
00:20You
00:25You
00:30Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man's gone before
00:35But I'll probably stay in Aurora
00:40What are you thinking about?
00:42Cassandra
00:43She's a fox
00:45In France she would be called La Renard
00:47And she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her
00:50She's a babe
00:51She's a robo-babe
00:53In Latin she would be called Babe
00:55She would be a majora
00:56If she were a president she'd be Babraham Lincoln
01:00I
01:05Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he'd put on a dress?
01:10and play a girl bunny?
01:13No.
01:15Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:20Neither did I.
01:22I was just asking.
01:26Okay.
01:27Okay.
01:28Keep looking up!
01:29Okay.
01:30AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
01:40Woo!
01:42Woo!
01:44Woo!
01:45Woo!
01:47Woo-hoo!
01:50Guys, I will be talking...
01:55...to the cameraman on the headset.
01:57It will be Terry's job to give the actors their hand cues.
02:00Excuse me, Russell, but I believe I requested the hand job.
02:05Let's go on.
02:07The cue is...
02:09...watch...
02:10...carefully.
02:13Five...
02:14...four...
02:15...three.
02:19You didn't say two or one.
02:20Oh, you don't say two or one.
02:22Why not?
02:23You just don't.
02:25Okay?
02:27Now, it goes...
02:31Five...
02:33...four...
02:34...three...
02:35...three.
02:39Good!
02:40Good!
02:41Good!
02:42Ow!
02:43Now, I think we're ready for...
02:45...rehearsal.
02:46Unless there are any questions.
02:47Yeah, um...
02:48...does this seem weird to anybody else?
02:50I mean...
02:51...we're looking down on Wayne's basement...
02:54...only that...
02:55...that's not Wayne's basement.
02:57Isn't that weird?
02:59Yeah, that's weird.
03:00That's weird, man.
03:01That's weird.
03:02Girth!
03:03That was a haiku.
03:06Excellent.
03:07Control room.
03:08Russell.
03:09Oh, uh, hello, Ben.
03:10Benjamin.
03:11Just finishing up with Vanderhoff.
03:12They'd like to come down and look at a rehearsal...
03:14...and make sure we're not wasting...
03:15...their money.
03:18That's not a good...
03:20...good idea, sir.
03:21Great!
03:22Come in.
03:23Your landing gear is dead.
03:25Ow.
03:26Just put that down.
03:27Just walk away, guys.
03:28Okay?
03:29Let's just maybe go down to the set.
03:30Hey, hey, hey.
03:31Russell's very excited you're coming down to the studio.
03:33Oh, the studio.
03:35That's where the magic happens.
03:37Oh, you've worked in television?
03:38No, but I watch a lot of it.
03:40Of course you do.
03:41You're creative.
03:42She's the one who came up with the name Noah's Arcade.
03:45I just opened my mouth and out it came.
03:49You're lucky, ma'am.
03:50Mr. Vanderhoff.
03:52All right.
03:53Can we bring in the blue screen?
03:54Let's try it.
03:55Come on.
03:56Ready to keep weighing in guards.
03:57And...
03:58Go!
03:59Okay.
04:00Go!
04:01Go!
04:02Go!
04:03Go!
04:04Go!
04:05Go!
04:05Go!
04:06Good, Terry.
04:07Uh, Wayne, Garth, don't count along.
04:09We see your mouths moving.
04:10Again.
04:11Again.
04:12In.
04:13Five.
04:14Four.
04:15Three.
04:16Go!
04:15Guys.
04:16You're naughty.
04:17Once again, Terry.
04:18In.
04:20Five.
04:21Four.
04:22Three.
04:23Two.
04:26Okay.
04:27Welcome to Wayne's World.
04:28Party on, Garth.
04:29Party on, Wayne.
04:30Okay.
04:30We've got a new feature on Wayne's World this week.
04:32Which allows us to travel through time and space.
04:34It's called...
04:35And it's really handy if you want to go to...
04:38New York.
04:39Hey, we're in...
04:40New York.
04:41I got a gun.
04:42Let's go to a Broadway show.
04:43I guess kids get this.
04:45Oh, they love it.
04:46Yo!
04:47Taxi!
04:48Or maybe you prefer...
04:49Hawaii...
04:50Mickey.
04:51Come on, you want to lay me.
04:52Pass the point, Mahalo.
04:53I say you want to go to...
04:54I say you want to go to...
04:55Texas.
04:56Howdy, partners.
04:57Let's raise and roll, Broncos.
05:00Let's go down to the floor.
05:01Hey, New York.
05:02We're imagined.
05:03Being able to be mad...
05:05We're just magically whisked away to...
05:07Delaware.
05:08Hi.
05:10I'm in Delaware.
05:11Noah and Mimi Vanderhoff?
05:15Say hello to Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar.
05:17It's a pleasure to meet you.
05:18Hi.
05:19Nice to meet you.
05:20Hello.
05:20Garth.
05:21How do you like being in a real studio?
05:22Um...
05:23It's...
05:24It's like a new pair...
05:25of underwear.
05:26You know?
05:27At first, it's constrictive.
05:30But after a while, it becomes a part of you.
05:35I got to go.
05:36I got to go.
05:37Okay.
05:38I got to go.
05:39Okay.
05:40No, no, no.
05:41Please.
05:42Wayne, I used to be in meatpacking.
05:44Lips and hooves.
05:45And then one day, I had a four-hour layover in Tulsa.
05:50Well, there were these kids in the airport that kept pumping quarters into a game called
05:54Pong.
05:55They must...
05:55It must have gone through 50 bucks.
05:56Well, I sat there watching and I said, hell, I'm in the room.
06:00I'm in the wrong business.
06:01Fifteen years later, I'm a millionaire.
06:06It's so huge.
06:07Thanks.
06:10Do I frighten you?
06:11No.
06:12Do you want me to?
06:15You know, Noah, I got to tell you, I love you on that couch.
06:18You think?
06:19Wayne, did you know that Noah does...
06:20all his own commercials?
06:21Yeah, I got a new one where I rap.
06:25It's to move where the games are played.
06:27It's chill.
06:28It's fresh.
06:29It's Noah's Ark.
06:30Okay.
06:31What do you think of that?
06:33I'd have to say...
06:35Asphincter says what?
06:37What?
06:38What?
06:39What?
06:40What?
06:40Exactly.
06:41I got a new one.
06:42What?
06:43I got a new one.
06:44You're new.
06:45What?
06:46What?
06:47What?
06:48What?
06:49What?
06:50What?
06:51What?
06:53We want to know what we are?
06:54What?
06:55We want to know what we're saying?
06:57Is there a new one?
06:58We want to know what we're talking about.
06:59I have...
07:00We want to know what we need.
07:01We want to know.
07:02We'll go back to the other guys.
07:03We can see what...
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