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00:00I'm at that age. I'm at that age. You know, 48. I know it's hard to believe.
00:04A lot of you out there, maybe I feel a little younger.
00:07Some folks have told me that I look a little younger, don't quite look that old,
00:11but I'm at that age. I got to start seeing some doctors, boys.
00:15And so I've taken that initiative there.
00:20Over the last week or so, I've seen a few docs, and I was in seeing one today,
00:25and the conversation turned to, well, are you and your wife trying to have a third?
00:35And I said, well, I think it depends on who you ask.
00:45I said, if you ask me, I say, hell yeah.
00:48If you ask her, I think she'd probably tell you, well, if it happens, it happens.
00:55So the answer to your question is, yeah.
00:58And so we go on a conversation.
00:59We kind of get a little game plan here.
01:01I'm going to all those details.
01:05I get ready to wrap up.
01:07My man says, well, hey, you want to go ahead and just, since you're trying,
01:12you want to go ahead and just check your fertility and make sure everything's all right?
01:16I said, well, hell, why not?
01:18Sure, I'll give her a swing.
01:22I mean, so doc says, all right, good deal, boom, everything's good.
01:25He said, my nurse is going to come in and talk to you.
01:27I said, okay.
01:29So the little nurse comes in, probably about a, I don't know, late 20, late 20 fellow guy,
01:35says, I mean, he started, he rattles, he hands me three pieces of paper, three things.
01:39One of them's a small, small kind of a flyer type deal with some medications I got to pick up.
01:44And then two of them, Ron, were at least five to 10 sheets of paper that were stapled together.
01:48So two different sets and he just rattles through.
01:51This is his, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, go here, go here, go around the corner,
01:53go to the front desk, tell him this, tell him, I said, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:56I said, I got to, you got to slow down a little bit, man.
01:58Tell me about this.
01:58I need you to repeat this.
02:00So he took the little postcard and he wrote on there, this is your prescription.
02:04They'll call you.
02:05Got it.
02:05Boom.
02:06Put it down.
02:06I said, all right, what about this sheet right here?
02:08He goes through the whole deal.
02:09He said, I can't remember exactly what that sheet was, but that's it.
02:14He said, this one right here, this is your labs.
02:16You got to go around the corner and you got to, they're going to draw your blood.
02:19You got to hand this to the lady.
02:20She's going to tell you, I'm like around the corner of my card, around the corner.
02:23No, no, no, no.
02:23Go out this, go out this door right here and turn left.
02:25There'll be lab on the wall.
02:26It's cool.
02:26Got it.
02:27He said, this right here, this right here's your fertility, your, your fertility test.
02:32I said, okay.
02:32So I said, what you want me to do with that?
02:34He said, uh, well, when you leave this room, you go right out there, you're going to pass
02:37where it says lab and you look on your left, there's some quiet rooms right there and
02:42they got all the reading material.
02:43They got everything that you'll need to provide a sample.
02:45Come on, Tyler.
02:47And I said, I said, whoa, whoa.
02:49I said, whoa, I said, whoa, pod.
02:51I said, I said, I can't, I can't.
02:53No, before that he said, he said, has, has it been, has it been two days?
02:58I said, yeah, it's been two days.
03:00And he said, uh, all right, we're going to go out here and go around the corner.
03:03There's some rooms right there.
03:04There you go.
03:06Take care of it.
03:07I said, uh, said you had your own material.
03:10At this point, at this point, boys, I'm in a predicament.
03:13Cause I'm going to be honest with you.
03:15I ain't that dude.
03:17I, I, I'm not that dude.
03:19I, I, I can't, I cannot.
03:21There is, I mean, how many, seven, one, three, five, seven, two, four, 16, seven, one, three,
03:25five, seven, two, four, 16.
03:26How many guys out there are, are, are like, I got it.
03:30I'm leaving this.
03:31I'm going to walk out of this doctor's office.
03:33There's 15 people sitting in the waiting room, which by the way, the waiting room for
03:36about for the, the, the, the semen sample, the blood work and about four doctors was all
03:42one room.
03:43So there's at least 40 people sitting out there.
03:45How many, how many guys, seven, one, three, five, seven, two, four, 16.
03:49You just going to walk out there.
03:50You just going to ease over into a little cubicle around the corner and you're going to, you're
03:54going to get it.
03:55Well, I mean, private.
03:56Yeah, but I mean, there's still somebody running on the side of that wall right there.
03:59I mean, and you, you're just going to get you.
04:01I'm assuming there's some playboys or something in there.
04:03I'm guessing you got your phone.
04:07I mean, how many, your own phone.
04:09Hey, be honest, T.
04:11I mean, I can tell what this nasty sunbuck's going to say, but you, you be honest.
04:14I mean, you're going to go, you're going to walk out of the doctor's office.
04:17The pressure's already on.
04:18I mean, just to, just to, to, to, I mean, it's on call.
04:21Like right now, boom.
04:22Champ's life said they had a little stand to put his phone up.
04:26Is that what he said?
04:28Hey, hey, Tyler, be honest, man.
04:30Are you rolling right by all these folks in a deal and you're going to ease into this,
04:34this so-called private room that's right around the corner and you, and you're just going,
04:38you're just going to crack one off.
04:40Zero problems.
04:41Really?
04:41Very quick.
04:42Come on, man.
04:43Really?
04:43Let's get this done.
04:45I'm going to, I'm going to be honest with y'all.
04:47I'm going to pull, I'm going to pull the curtain back.
04:48I'm going to pull, I, I immediately told, but like I was ready for him to be like,
04:52all right, we'll take this little thing home and, and fill it up or whatever, you know,
04:55get it done.
04:56When my man, when my man said, go around the corner right here, all I could picture was
05:00all them, a lot of old people in the, in the waiting room.
05:03That's gross.
05:04And I'm like, I'm going to walk out of here and you want me to just, you want me to
05:08walk
05:08out of here and just walk over here in this closet and crack one off for you and carry
05:11it back over here or carry it to, to Dorothy or something behind a glass, right?
05:14With all these people literally in an earshot.
05:17Easy.
05:17As I, as I can hear, by the way.
05:19I knew what that fella's about to do.
05:21Hey Tyler, by the way, I could hear the doctor that just left my room that was supposed to
05:25be private next door talking to somebody about their problems, by the way.
05:28Right.
05:29And so I had to, I'm going to be honest with you, Ron.
05:31Knock them dead.
05:32Hey, gee, I crawfish like a mug.
05:36I said, I said, Oh, I, but it ain't been my bad.
05:38I told you, I lied to you, man.
05:40It ain't been two days.
05:41It ain't been two days.
05:42So you're not going to get a real reading.
05:44No, but I definitely at that point in time, I needed to buy myself some time to get my mind
05:48right.
05:48Okay.
05:49I had, I had, but did you eventually take care of it?
05:52No, no, hell no.
05:54I'm by time to get my, get my mind right.
05:56Man, I need to go home.
05:57Not, not, I need to sit here and, and, and, and get, get some courage.
06:01Hell, it didn't matter.
06:02You could have sent me there all day.
06:03I'm there's no, I'm just going to tell you, I'm going to tell you, you need it.
06:08You're an atmosphere guy.
06:12I don't know what I, I mean, I'm a quiet room.
06:15I'm a, I'm a quiet room with some privacy in my, in, in my lady with, with a lot of,
06:20with a lot of, of heavy petting going on.
06:23And, and, and yeah, I, I just.
06:27It's y'all are under five years.
06:29I mean, I just, I'm just telling you, I don't, I can't, I mean, you want to just crack one
06:33off in the waiting room.
06:34I don't want to, but I mean, you're halfway excited about it.
06:37Tyler couldn't wait to tell the people he could do it.
06:40I'm not excited about it.
06:41I'm just saying, I'll go ahead and take care of business.
06:43Have I had to do it?
06:44Yeah.
06:45In the same, in the same way?
06:46Like you just go around.
06:47I had to go, uh, I had to think, I, I think I went ahead and filled one up after
06:53I got my
06:53vasectomy in there, went ahead and just, uh, just took, took, took care of it.
06:58So you just, they just send you to the room and you just crack one off in there.
07:01What do you pull up?
07:02You just pull up a little, little, little corn.
07:04I got you something right here.
07:05Hustler.
07:06I mean, I'm not.
07:07I'm sorry, man.
07:08We got it right here, Tyler.
07:09Hey, I'm sorry.
07:11I can't do it.
07:13I mean, the fact that, I mean, if I could just go over there without, without the phone and
07:16everything and just, and pull one off, it may be, I can't go in there and watch porn
07:21or do something like that knowing that there's people right outside the wall.
07:26I'd ask the doctor how many samples he needs.
07:28I mean, I, I mean, it's been, it's been a minute.
07:31How many do you need?
07:32You're right.
07:32It's been a, I'm going to be honest with you.
07:34Give me a couple of cups.
07:35It's been a long, long minute for your boy.
07:39Text liner, uh, starting to send in, um, the material they would use or their names back
07:45in the day as a single man, when I needed to, to, to, to execute that plan, I don't, I'll
07:51be honest with you, I was afraid somebody was going to knock on my own damn door when I
07:54have my own place.
07:55Why'd that slow you down?
07:57You think you thought I'm not saying it ever slowed me down, I'm not saying it ever slowed
08:00me down, but I don't know that I've ever been like, just like overly comfortable, like
08:04just spread Eagle, like let's crank the corn up and let's go again.
08:08I'm not just, my legs are spread either.
08:10I mean, I mean, Ron's getting excited about it right now.
08:12I'm just telling you, I can execute the plan with ease.
08:17I mean, and I, and I think most gentlemen can, there's a couple on here saying, I'm
08:20with you.
08:21I can go ahead and knock it out.
08:24I ain't got no shame.
08:26I mean, y'all, y'all could put blinders on and like the, the 10 old people that you just
08:31walked by that were out there.
08:32And they're not coming into the small, into the quiet room with me.
08:35What about when you, when you walk out and your hands are super soft and your foreheads
08:39beat it up with sweat?
08:40I mean, you cool.
08:40It's no big deal.
08:41That's a part of it, man.
08:42No, man.
08:43I'm sorry.
08:45I mean, I'm sorry.
08:46I'm sorry, man.
08:47I, I, I am.
08:48I ain't kidding you, man.
08:48Very rarely.
08:50I mean, I, I, I went through some pretty, I mean, we, we, there were some pretty lengthy
08:56conversations had in there.
08:57There were some pretty lengthy exams had in there.
08:59When my man wanted me to go around the corner and get in that closet and crack, I said, nah,
09:03I'm good.
09:04I didn't, I wasn't a bit nervous about nothing else having conversation.
09:07Hell, one of them was a nurse.
09:08It was a woman.
09:09About what?
09:10I said, there was some tough.
09:12Nothing else.
09:13Well, yeah.
09:16Yeah.
09:16No, I just, it was something about when they, when they said, just go around there in that
09:20closet.
09:20I said, oh no, I can't do that.
09:22Did you hear, but hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
09:23I got to prepare for that.
09:24Real quick, Tyler.
09:24Did you hear him?
09:25I was nervous in my own, in my own house that somebody was going to knock on the door.
09:30I don't know why.
09:32I don't know why, but I was always like.
09:34What did you stop?
09:35I don't know if it was knock on the door as much as hear through the wall or something.
09:39Like, I don't know.
09:39I just, I just was never.
09:41You're a big grunter?
09:42I was never comfortable.
09:43I was never.
09:44I mean, not, I'm not, I'm going to sit here and act like it was, I didn't enjoy myself.
09:47I'm just saying, I did not.
09:49Like, it was never a real comfortable situation.
09:51Never has been a real comfortable situation.
09:53Are you ever blown away?
09:54Like, you, you guys are serious?
09:56This is, this is the protocol?
09:58You want to knock it out right here?
10:00Well, I can't believe that they just said, go right around the corner right there.
10:03Hit that corner.
10:03I wish y'all would have seen this, this waiting room.
10:06It works, son.
10:07The waiting room was over at Baylor Medical.
10:08Man, there's a lot of people in there, man.
10:10That's fine, man.
10:11There's some thin walls in there.
10:13I couldn't, I couldn't do it.
10:14They could have sent me, they could send me that handicap stall over there.
10:20Really stretch out.
10:22I'm telling you, man, I, I, there ain't no way, bro.
10:24Like, I knew when my, when buddy said it, I had to figure out a way.
10:28I had to say, no, I lied to you.
10:29I said, you know what?
10:29I've been out of town, man.
10:31I came back to you.
10:32There you go.
10:32I see you too, wait, woman.
10:34Nothing, a little Sarah J. won't go ahead and clear, clear up, huh?
10:38Oh, my God.
10:39That's your go-to, huh?
10:40All right.
10:42What about friend of the station, old Lisa Ann?
10:44Okay, why not?
10:45Lisa Ann, what would you go with, T?
10:47Okay.
10:48Oh, I mean, whatever's available.
10:50I don't need a lot.
10:51This is completely gone off the rails, and I'm not going to push it back on the track.
10:55What was the, what was the old Houston gal's name?
10:58What was the Houston gal's name?
10:59There was a few of them.
11:00That was, that was, that was, that was my go-to.
11:02Ava Adams.
11:03There you go.
11:03There it is.
11:03There you go.
11:04That was it right there.
11:05How did you know?
11:07Golly.
11:07That was my go-to back in the day.
11:09I was nervous.
11:09I don't know if it was her or my thin walls, but I was nervous.
11:12Tyler waited an additional two seconds to come out with that name.
11:15He said, oh, there's several of them.
11:16Creepy right off the bat.
11:17But as soon as he said it, he had it.
11:19I'm just educated.
11:20I know Ava's the most notable, probably, female actress from our great city of Houston.
11:26I didn't know she was an H-Town gal that whole time.
11:28Oh, yeah.
11:28I've seen her out at a cafe before.
11:31Did you get a picture?
11:32No.
11:33The base power text line is not for you to please express to us the last time that you
11:38have, quote, cracked one off.
11:42I'm just going to tell you.
11:43I'm going to tell you when the last time wasn't for me.
11:45Today at that damn doctor.
11:46There ain't no way, man.
11:48There ain't no way.
11:49I made too much eye contact with them old folks in there.
11:51I said hello to everyone of them old folks in there when I was walking out.
11:54And you think I'm just going to walk around the corner?
11:56No, man, I can't do that.
11:58Yes.
11:58That old boy got a Nike sport coat on.
12:00Yeah, why is he leaning like that?
12:02Looked like he was in that office today.
12:05He might have been, I'm telling you.
12:06Champ Slice.
12:07Ava Adams is from Houston.
12:09Well, I didn't know that.
12:09Learned something new on the drive.
12:10Champ Slice, she damn sure is.
12:12Happy to help.
12:13She's not near as tall as she looks on that TV screen either, or that phone screen either.
12:18Just as thick.
12:20Yeah, she's a shorty.
12:22Shorty.
12:22I didn't know.
12:23She definitely looks thick, but I thought she was taller than that.
12:25She's a little bitty old shit.
12:27Yeah.
12:27Tyler has studied.
12:28Yep, he is.
12:29And she dumped us.
12:31I got the dumb button.
12:32That's why he's the top four producer in all of Afternoon Drive.
12:37Hey, get me out of here, man.
12:38Y'all got me.
12:39I just wanted to know if I was fertile or not, man.
12:42Y'all got me over here on Ava.
12:44Yeah.
12:44Joseph said he's seen her in Astros games.
12:46Yeah, probably have.
12:49Deep v-neck.
12:50Deep v-neck.
12:51Do they still call those v-necks when they go that low?
12:54Shout out to Coco Bunnies.
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