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00:09Tonight, join Pete Halea, Kitty Flanagan, Tim McDonald, Emma Holland and Sam Pang.
00:16As we look back on The Weekend Us, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, the Chris Master General, John Gleisner.
00:28Good evening, Australia. Great to have you all come through as we once again play show catch-up on The
00:33Week That Was.
00:33And to help us out, we've assembled five of our favourites to see if they can recall some of the
00:39major moments.
00:39Just back from a sell-out season at the Edinburgh Fringe, say hello to Emma Holland.
00:46Co-host of The Sheep Seats each week here on 10, it's Mr Tim McDonald.
00:53Actor, author and certified cat lover, the always informed Kitty Flanagan.
00:59Co-host of the hit podcast, Make Me Good at Golf, one of our favourites, Pete Halea.
01:06And finally, a man who leads from the front but somehow ends up behind, Mr Sam Pang.
01:13Now, Pete, congratulations, Emma.
01:16You're just back from a massive month performing at the Edinburgh Fringe.
01:20Yes.
01:20Highlights?
01:21Just seeing where my ancestors came from, I suppose.
01:25You didn't know you had Scottish heritage.
01:26Oh, I don't.
01:27OK.
01:29Just hang on.
01:29We saw this photo.
01:30Emma, what's going on here?
01:32Oh, yes.
01:36Well, I thought it would be quite funny to do one of my shows wet.
01:42And so before I went on stage, I, like, got in the shower and just made myself wet.
01:47And it's funny for the first 10 seconds and then I'm on stage and I realise I'm just quite wet.
01:51Yes.
01:52And, like, 10 minutes in, you'd be chafing, I'm suspecting.
01:56I'm just saying, when your clothes get wet.
01:58Yes, Sam.
01:58That's actually the earliest you've ever lost the crowd.
02:03Well done, mate.
02:04You're on tonight.
02:06Good to see you again, Kitty.
02:08Have you been out on the golf course?
02:10Yeah.
02:10We spotted this online.
02:13Look at that.
02:14That is very impressive.
02:17Great looking swing.
02:18You weren't nervous, like, cameras filming and everything?
02:20Oh, to be honest, Tom, I think everyone carries on a bit about golf, especially men.
02:24Oh, it's so hard.
02:25No, I mean, let's face it, the ball is stationary.
02:28All you've got to do is pick a spot and hit it there.
02:30So, what's the big deal, guys?
02:33What's the big deal?
02:34You say that, Kitty, but we also came across this.
02:42Yep, I picked a spot in the bushes.
02:45Straight to it.
02:46Set it straight over.
02:47Miriam, well, one...
02:48On what channel?
02:52I know it's on sports.
02:58I think it's on Channel 7, but Kitty's ball end up on SBS.
03:06It may well have been the case.
03:07Hey, great to see you again, Pete.
03:09And you've been up at the snow.
03:10I think you were doing a gig with Tom Gleeson?
03:14Yeah.
03:14Was it like a gig gig, or did you just want a freebie at the snow?
03:18Oh, well, Tom, I am a professional.
03:20I'm a craftsman.
03:21If you're suggesting that I'm organising these gigs
03:23to get free lift passes and snow hard,
03:26I take umbrage at that, to be honest.
03:28So, Pete, I take it back.
03:29I mentioned you've also got a new podcast out,
03:32Make Me Good at Golf.
03:33I do need some new clubs.
03:34Oh, OK.
03:36We've cleared that up.
03:37And, Jess, for anyone who wants to listen to the podcast,
03:39it's available on sports.
03:41Good to know.
03:41That's where we'll find it.
03:43Hey, welcome back, Tim,
03:44and congratulations on the cheap seats.
03:45You've been getting some big guests lately.
03:48Yes.
03:49Well, last week on Have You Been, you had Miss Universe.
03:51Miss Universe, yes.
03:52Of course.
03:52And you had?
03:53We had little Miss Universe.
03:56It was a very interesting discussion.
03:58I think we've got a...
03:59Here's a brief moment from the interview.
04:00Do you want...
04:01No!
04:02No!
04:02Yes!
04:03Yes!
04:05Yes!
04:06Yes!
04:07Yes!
04:08Yes!
04:09Yes!
04:10Yes!
04:10Yes!
04:11Yes!
04:11Yes!
04:13We were discussing the war in Ukraine, and...
04:16OK.
04:17Very interesting views.
04:19All right, we should get this show on the road.
04:21Hands on buzzers.
04:23Starting with an explosive moment from a press conference in Brisbane.
04:27Oh, mate, don't say that, because that irritates me,
04:31and I punch bloods in the mouth for saying that.
04:34For saying what?
04:35Pete.
04:36He was accused of enjoying Aperol spritz over Forex.
04:39Yeah.
04:40That's dangerous.
04:41I don't like that.
04:42That's...
04:42That's...
04:43Uh, Tim.
04:44No, it's the allegation that he's being controlled
04:45by a little rat under his house.
04:49Anyone know what the back story is?
04:51Emma.
04:51No, someone accused him of being Lebanese.
04:54But he's straight, so...
04:55Well...
04:58Do you have it?
04:59Yeah, I'll play that.
04:59A journalist brought up his, um, his, uh, heritage.
05:03Strong words from Senator Michaelia Cash.
05:05This is the letter.
05:07You said no.
05:09You have some serious explaining to do today.
05:13What's the letter?
05:14Kitty.
05:15It was her request for a new hairdresser.
05:19Denied.
05:20Denied.
05:21And what's she fired up about, Sam?
05:23Was it the letter...
05:25G?
05:26He read that.
05:27You shouldn't...
05:28Uh, uh, can I have 25 more guesses?
05:32Tim, what's the letter?
05:33Sometimes Santa says no, and...
05:36Uh, uh, Pete?
05:38Uh, it's a letter from Bob Catter, uh, asking to be referred to as Bob-a-Ganush.
05:42It is...
05:43Boom!
05:46I don't think any of you are taking this seriously.
05:49Help me out, Sam.
05:49What was the letter about?
05:52Are you sure Pete's answer's not on the card?
05:55I think it's related to the, the, uh, Iranian ambassador.
05:59Not even close.
06:00It is...
06:01LAUGHTER
06:02She was calling for the Iran's Revolutionary Guard
06:05to be deemed a terrorist organisation,
06:06and the government have refused.
06:08I'm pretty sure the Iranian ambassador's involved.
06:12Fair in mind, his first answer was the letter G, so...
06:16In terms of detail, I think Tim may have...
06:19Oh, OK. Thanks, Ed.
06:22How dare you?
06:23How...
06:24How dare you?
06:26How dare you?
06:27I miss him.
06:27I miss him already.
06:29Big thank you to Yui, who, uh...
06:32LAUGHTER
06:34It had to happen.
06:35We're moving on.
06:36Tim, points are yours.
06:37Well, big nod out for Susan Lee.
06:39What was the opposition leader all dressed up for?
06:42Uh, Kitty.
06:43Her best friend's wedding?
06:44What a bitch.
06:45LAUGHTER
06:48Not a...
06:49It wasn't a wedding, it was a big, a big event.
06:51Pete?
06:51She's confident she's wearing white to Taco Tuesday.
06:53And that is...
06:54LAUGHTER
06:55That is really, uh, pushing the limits there, Sam.
06:57It's the Midwinter's Ball.
06:59Hmm.
07:00And you know who her date was?
07:01Who, Sam?
07:02The Iranian ambassador.
07:04LAUGHTER
07:06I'll pay the first part.
07:07And it's a lovely shade, too.
07:08Apparently that colour's called Sky News Diversity.
07:10He's, uh...
07:13Sam, points are yours.
07:15The Iranian ambassador was kicked out this week.
07:17What were his parting words...
07:19LAUGHTER
07:20All right.
07:22You better get this right.
07:23What were his parting words?
07:25Go Broncos.
07:28LAUGHTER
07:28Kitty.
07:29High five, anyone?
07:31LAUGHTER
07:31It was rather gracious.
07:32Emma?
07:33I think it was Iran.
07:34I ran so far away.
07:36LAUGHTER
07:36Wow.
07:38I mean, it's well done.
07:39So, no, because I did think he would come up at some stage,
07:42I saw this.
07:42He's been, uh, sent out of the country.
07:46He has.
07:46But he said, I love Australia.
07:48Ooh, Sam, let's, uh, let's take a look.
07:49I love, you know, Australian people.
07:51Do you believe that Iran are behind these attacks?
07:54Don't say that!
07:56LAUGHTER
07:56First part.
07:57First part is your...
07:59LAUGHTER
07:59Or Donald Trump is cracking down.
08:02You get one year in jail, and it goes on your record.
08:05Wow, you could now get one year in jail for doing what?
08:09Emma.
08:10Beating the House at Trump Casino.
08:12That would definitely...
08:13LAUGHTER
08:13That is an absolute no, but more specifically, uh, Pete.
08:17LAUGHTER
08:18Joining Stormy Daniels' only chat.
08:20Well, yeah, he's...
08:21Only friends, only friends.
08:22What is it?
08:24LAUGHTER
08:25LAUGHTER
08:27I mean, it's not mine.
08:28Sorry, I just...
08:31LAUGHTER
08:31Only fans, sorry, only fans.
08:33LAUGHTER
08:33Thank you, Pete.
08:35Anyone know what you get one year in jail for?
08:37He's not happy with the Hamburglar.
08:39He is cracking down.
08:40LAUGHTER
08:42Not McDonald's-related, but he's...
08:44Uh, it's burning the American flag.
08:46Indeed, yes.
08:4718 months if it's on a day of total fire ban.
08:49So that is very, very serious.
08:51LAUGHTER
08:51It's been a busy week at the White House.
08:54Who's President Trump meeting with me?
08:56Uh, Pete?
08:57A man with a much better thumb.
08:59LAUGHTER
09:00LAUGHTER
09:05It's a fine line between a thumbs-up
09:09and a prostate check.
09:10I'm just...
09:11LAUGHTER
09:12That is the South Korean president.
09:15Ten points to yours.
09:16All right, what's next?
09:17Let's talk about...
09:18Haboobs.
09:19LAUGHTER
09:20Why not?
09:21Please, what are Haboobs
09:22and why should we be talking about them?
09:24Emma?
09:25Just...
09:25Just before the show,
09:26Sam held his calculator upside down.
09:28Oh, yes.
09:31Never fails to get...
09:32Tim, what are Haboobs?
09:34You see them on OnlyChat, I think.
09:36LAUGHTER
09:38LAUGHTER
09:39LAUGHTER
09:40LAUGHTER
09:40Nitty.
09:41No, we...
09:42We're talking about Haboobs
09:43cos we're done talking about Habagina.
09:47LAUGHTER
09:47LAUGHTER
09:50You're way off the mark.
09:51Pete?
09:52I think it's like a dust storm
09:53and it's measured in a C-cup and a D-cup.
09:56Oh, there, thank you.
09:57LAUGHTER
09:57This is a D-cup.
09:58You are.
09:59The first part, massive dust storms,
10:00one hit the Phoenix, I think, during the week,
10:02hence the talk.
10:03Oh, this is exciting.
10:04Pope Leo has just released his first book.
10:07It's titled And Let There Be...
10:09Hey?
10:10Cover-ups.
10:11LAUGHTER
10:13Might be the sequel.
10:14Anyone...
10:15Tim, Let There Be...
10:16A God.
10:18LAUGHTER
10:20Sam, help me out.
10:21This is ominous.
10:22Let There Be Blood.
10:24Is...
10:24LAUGHTER
10:26You closed one word.
10:27Tim, help me out.
10:28I think it's Let There Be Peace.
10:29It is indeed.
10:30We've got to take a break.
10:31Back with more Have You Been...
10:32APPLAUSE
10:47Four silver-haired sleuths are taking on the AUKUS project.
10:51Penny Wong, Mark Dreyfuss, Helen Mirren and Pierce Brosnan.
10:55It's a disaster.
10:56Meanwhile, of course, all eyes remain on...
10:58..the engagement, making headlines across the globe.
11:01One thing is certain...
11:02Bob Ketter...
11:02..will not be invited to the wedding.
11:04Don't say that, because that irritates me.
11:10APPLAUSE
11:11We're back for watching Happy Been High and Tension.
11:12Just before we return to Christmas,
11:14Tim, we've been hearing a lot about the Cheap Seats Live.
11:18Yes, the Cheap Seats World Tour at the Palais...
11:21LAUGHTER
11:22Don't laugh.
11:23LAUGHTER
11:23It's the one show at the Palais initially.
11:26At the Palais in Melbourne.
11:27New tickets have just been released on Ticketmaster.
11:29And what can people expect?
11:30Well, it's sort of a...
11:31It's not the TV show.
11:33It's sort of behind-the-scenes,
11:34some moments that never made it to air.
11:36OK.
11:37I've brought in an example.
11:38This is something that happened during our tech run.
11:40OK.
11:41Inside the Sistine Chapel,
11:42communication was cut off from the outside world.
11:45The one thing we know well now...
11:47..is chucking yesterday.
11:49Now, what had happened is one of Kitty's golf balls had actually...
11:52LAUGHTER
11:53..is so off the tee that it just...
11:56That is the sort of stuff, the behind-the-scenes.
11:58And it'll be...
11:58It's you, Mel, Mel, Tresina.
12:00Special guests?
12:01To be confirmed.
12:03LAUGHTER
12:05All right, let's get back to some more questions.
12:07Oh, Queensland has launched a new tourism campaign.
12:10It's called Get Up and...
12:12Kitty.
12:13Oh, they're targeting the over-55s.
12:14Get up, have a wee and go back to bed.
12:16Oh, no, it's lovely, isn't it?
12:18That's a not-good demographic.
12:19Emma, get up and...
12:21It's Get Up and Bloody Hell Are You.
12:22Is it?
12:23LAUGHTER
12:25If you had to name one part of Queensland
12:28that everyone wants to visit, it's the...
12:31Tim.
12:32Departure Lounge?
12:33Yes.
12:34I'm trying.
12:35I'm trying, Kitty.
12:37Get Up and Beach?
12:38Is...
12:39It involves lots of beaches.
12:40Tim.
12:41Get Up and Gold Coast.
12:42Gold Coast, indeed.
12:43OK, thank you.
12:44Wow.
12:45Really, that's it?
12:46Mm-hmm.
12:48I thought that was a joke.
12:50LAUGHTER
12:52To some excited Aussie tourists.
12:54We came all the way for this.
12:55Yeah, pretty much our holiday was based around this.
12:58Wow, what event have they just attended?
13:00Kitty.
13:01That looks like open day at the Abattoir to me.
13:04LAUGHTER
13:05It's not a Meatworks.
13:07It's not a Meatworks.
13:08Emma.
13:09They've just been born.
13:11LAUGHTER
13:12There's a touch of that if you're right.
13:15Tim.
13:16New tourism campaign, Get Up and Wolf Creek.
13:18LAUGHTER
13:19A little further afield.
13:21Sam.
13:22It's the...
13:22You ask this every year.
13:23It's the...
13:24It's in Spain.
13:25It's the...
13:26Like, the running of the tomatoes or something.
13:28LAUGHTER
13:28No, the...
13:29No, the...
13:30Tomatina.
13:30Thank you, Sam.
13:31Tomatina thing.
13:32La Tomatina.
13:33Thank you, Sam.
13:33Yes.
13:34This image of Bob Catter at the airport has gone viral.
13:37What was he reading?
13:39Kitty.
13:39Anger management for dummies.
13:41He was...
13:42LAUGHTER
13:43Uh, Tim.
13:44Eat, pray, punch.
13:46LAUGHTER
13:47Hey.
13:48If I know Baba Ganoush, it's...
13:50LAUGHTER
13:52It's the very hungry Lebanese caterpillar.
13:55LAUGHTER
13:56It's, um...
13:57Emma.
13:58It's his own book.
13:59It was, in fact, his own book.
14:00Maybe...
14:01Maybe he was looking for the bits he actually wrote.
14:03Oh, my God, son.
14:05LAUGHTER
14:07Tough week for the Burning Man Festival's Orgy Dome.
14:11What happened at the Orgy Dome?
14:12Emma?
14:13Uh, it turns out the burning was chlamydia.
14:16LAUGHTER
14:17That would do it.
14:18Do you want to know what happened at the Orgy Dome, Pete?
14:20You got kicked out, Tom.
14:21Yes.
14:22LAUGHTER
14:23But the rest of us had a great time.
14:25Oh, thank you.
14:26Tim, what happened at the Orgy Dome?
14:28It blew down during a dust storm.
14:30Yes, indeed.
14:31Thankfully, emergency services have set up
14:33a temporary ejaculation centre.
14:35LAUGHTER
14:38Yes, Emma?
14:39If it's dusty, just use lube.
14:41Well, then...
14:42Yeah, because Sam always says to me,
14:44nothing ruins an orgy like sandy lube.
14:47LAUGHTER
14:47It's the catchphrase for the Queensland tourism, man.
14:51LAUGHTER
14:51Tim, I'm going to give you the points.
14:53It was destroyed by a dust storm,
14:55or as people inside the orgy tent might call them...
14:57Haboo.
14:58So, all right, points are yours, Tim.
15:00All right, it's time to look at all things A-list.
15:04MUSIC
15:09And tonight's Shopee Segment is brought to you
15:11by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
15:13It's a bit rock and roll.
15:14Sausage roll.
15:17Got four left.
15:18Four?
15:19This kid's going to be three.
15:20LAUGHTER
15:22I'm back in the ecosystem,
15:24back in the Outlander ecosystem.
15:25All right, finish this, Sam.
15:27How do you think that went?
15:29LAUGHTER
15:32It's a work in progress.
15:35Well, here's the big Taylor Swift,
15:36Travis Kelsey engagement post.
15:38It's captioned,
15:39your English teacher and your gym teacher
15:41are getting married.
15:42What emoji did they go with?
15:45Hey.
15:46Classic eggplant.
15:47It was...
15:49It was not only a Sam.
15:50Or was it the eggplant,
15:51but with two cherries as well?
15:54LAUGHTER
15:55No, it didn't involve fruit.
15:57Uh, Tim...
15:58I think it was a firecracker.
15:59It was indeed a firecracker
16:00and a little prenup symbol,
16:01so that's lovely.
16:02Now, Tom...
16:03LAUGHTER
16:04Tom, when you got engaged,
16:05what hieroglyphic did you go with?
16:09LAUGHTER
16:10Here's an intriguing image from the week.
16:12What are we looking at there?
16:13Uh, Pete?
16:14I notice this is Anne Hathaway,
16:16and she's just been announced
16:17as the Spring Racing Carnival Ambassador.
16:20LAUGHTER
16:20That's a carriage he's working on called
16:22Day Drinking Woman Leaving the Oaks.
16:25Pete, uh...
16:26Unless you can add something, Tim.
16:27Pete, of course, that is Anne Hathaway
16:28filming the sequel to
16:30The Devil Wears Moon Boot.
16:31LAUGHTER
16:33LAUGHTER
16:34Yes, Anne?
16:34It's Anne Hathaway
16:35doing her famous impression
16:37of Barnaby Joyce.
16:39LAUGHTER
16:40LAUGHTER
16:41Yes, Emma?
16:41It's Anne Hathaway.
16:44It's like I gave you the information...
16:46And they're giving you less information
16:47than I gave you.
16:49Kitty, can you add anything?
16:50Anne Hathaway on the stairs
16:51with a bent leg.
16:53LAUGHTER
16:54With Colonel Mustard.
16:56LAUGHTER
16:57I think I'm going to stop you all there.
16:59Tim, I think, got nearest the pin.
17:00It's Anne Hathaway.
17:01What?
17:01Uh, she had a four...
17:03LAUGHTER
17:03Please.
17:05LAUGHTER
17:08LAUGHTER
17:08I'm sorry, Pete.
17:10Tim, Anne Hathaway,
17:12she had a four while filming
17:13The Devil Wears Prada 2.
17:14Take a look.
17:16Oh, wow.
17:18He's fine.
17:19Points are yours, Pete.
17:20I'm fine, fine, fine.
17:21Whoa, this was concerning.
17:23Beloved kids group The Wiggles
17:24are being accused of inflicting
17:25hurt, humiliation and distress.
17:28Oh, who's been hurt, humiliated or distressed
17:31by The Wiggles?
17:32Pete?
17:33Uh, in the fruit salad
17:34there was a death-capped pineapple.
17:36LAUGHTER
17:38Not so yummy-yummy, Tom.
17:41Well, I'm with you.
17:42Uh, anyone know what's happened
17:43in The Wiggles universe?
17:44I think they're being sued
17:45by their former CEO.
17:46Yes.
17:47Who's pointing the finger
17:48at Wiggles management.
17:49LAUGHTER
17:50Thank you, Tim.
17:51I'll give you the points.
17:52Oh, emotional scenes
17:53on the block on Wednesday.
17:55So, yeah.
17:59LAUGHTER
18:01LAUGHTER
18:03What brought Ben and Ember to tears?
18:06Pete?
18:07They're having a baby,
18:08so it's got to be an amazing womb reveal.
18:11Is there?
18:12LAUGHTER
18:12Pete, I will give you the points.
18:17They've announced they're having a baby boy.
18:19There was high drama on Survivor.
18:21We're coming out and stopping the challenge.
18:25OK, we're going to stop the challenge.
18:26Wow.
18:27Why was the challenge stopped?
18:29Kitty?
18:30Because that's when Jonathan LaPaglia was fired.
18:33LAUGHTER
18:34And he's still working on the series.
18:35Tim, why was the challenge stopped?
18:37There was lightning.
18:38Yeah.
18:39And that made the waterboarding challenge unsafe.
18:42LAUGHTER
18:43Tim, point's yours.
18:44We've got to take a break.
18:45Back with our special guest.
18:46CHEERING
18:58And back to what you haven't been paying attention.
19:01It's time to meet our special guest, Quizmaster.
19:03His official title is Flight Controller for the Bond Sale GP team.
19:08Sounds complicated.
19:09He basically does stuff like this.
19:11Oh, Australian, Canada.
19:13Look up close.
19:14Oh, it was an aggressive turn.
19:16It could be a cap size for the Australians.
19:18Please welcome Jason Waterhouse.
19:20CHEERING
19:22Hi, Jason.
19:24Welcome to the show.
19:25Thanks, mate.
19:25Great to see you to be here.
19:26You've just returned from Germany.
19:28Mm-hm, that's right.
19:28You're competing over there.
19:29How did the team do?
19:30Yeah, not bad.
19:31We got second place, which is all right.
19:33Very fine, Eddie.
19:33We always won a gold medal.
19:34Who beat you?
19:35The French.
19:36Of all people.
19:37Of all people.
19:38The French on the water.
19:39Now, for those who might not know much about Sale GP, can you talk us through some of
19:43the technicalities?
19:45So, Prasad, how many in the crew?
19:46Yeah, so six people on board.
19:48Sure.
19:48And essentially, Sale GP is a Formula One on water.
19:51Right.
19:51Okay, wow.
19:52We sail these 50-foot foiling catamarans, and we go up to speeds of 104 kilometres an hour.
19:56And it's nation versus nation competition.
19:58Sure.
19:59And, yeah, we're all vying for the grand final in Abu Dhabi in November.
20:02Okay.
20:02For one race, winner takes all, three million bucks.
20:05Very nice.
20:06And what's your specific role on the boat?
20:08So, I'm the bloke sitting down there and taking it nice and easy.
20:13But essentially, I control the hydrofoils under the water to try and make the boat fly as
20:17high as possible, which is fast.
20:18But if I go too high, big problem.
20:21Oh, your nose dive.
20:22And are all the boats in the race identical?
20:24Absolutely identical.
20:25So, no one has an advantage.
20:26It's all about the racer skill.
20:27Okay.
20:27So, I think we've got a shot of you in position there.
20:30So, you've got the helmet on, and obviously, you have to communicate via radio?
20:33Yeah, that's right.
20:33Yeah, we all wear noise-cancelling headphones.
20:35But we've got a lot of gear on there.
20:36We wear an impact Kevlar vest.
20:38We have oxygen bottles, a couple of knives to get us out of trouble.
20:41Knives?
20:41What for?
20:42In case we need to cut ourselves out.
20:43So, if we have a big crash, we need to escape and cut through the netting.
20:47Have you ever stabbed a shark?
20:48No.
20:49No, I'm still working on that.
20:50Good question.
20:51Stingray, yes.
20:52Stingray?
20:53Now, crashes are not the only danger on board a racing yacht.
20:56Here's Jason hard at work.
20:57Ten seconds.
20:58Have a look.
20:59Should have a nice roll around there.
21:01You know, Damon?
21:03How padded was the wetsuit?
21:05Safe to say that the Google search there was blood in urine that afternoon.
21:10I googled the same thing after the Orgy Dome as well.
21:14Australia is currently sitting on top of the leaderboard.
21:17Yes.
21:19How many races to go?
21:23We have four more events left.
21:24Three in Europe.
21:25The next one's Saint-Tropez.
21:26So, rosé and oysters.
21:27Nice.
21:28And, yeah, the final in Abu Dhabi.
21:29Fantastic.
21:30Looking forward to finishing the season on top.
21:33Hopefully.
21:34Fingers crossed.
21:34Absolutely.
21:35Are you looking forward to finishing the interview?
21:38I've got a genuine question.
21:40Jason, I was reading up on you during the week.
21:41You spent a lot of your childhood on a family yacht.
21:44And did I read that you had to deal with pirates at one point?
21:47Yeah, that's actually true.
21:48Off the coast of Columbia in the early 2000s, we had a pirate incident.
21:53But, fortunately, we made out of there.
21:54So, what happened?
21:55They brought their dogs pistol and boo.
21:58Yeah, what movies were they downloading?
22:01It was proper pirates.
22:02Were you actually boarded by pirates?
22:04No, they tried to get on board.
22:06But, fortunately, Dad did some good evasive manoeuvres and kept us safe.
22:09But, you might ask, why was Dad in pirate waters anyway?
22:12Yeah, sitting with a family off the coast of Columbia.
22:15Yeah, I might ask that.
22:16I chose not to.
22:18All right.
22:18Now, Jason has kind of agreed to ask you five some questions.
22:21So, hands-on buzzers and let's jump into it.
22:23Great.
22:23First question, please, Jason.
22:25All right.
22:25Formula One driver, Valtteri Bottas, surprise fans with this post.
22:28What is he announcing?
22:30Kitty.
22:31Midlife crisis ahoy.
22:34Emma.
22:35I think he's trying to help the F1 move away from its hyper-masculine image.
22:40And, luckily, Tim is an F1 fan, Tim.
22:42I saw this.
22:42He's joining Cadillac for next season.
22:44That's right.
22:45Well done.
22:46Next question.
22:47We've got, these Scottish brothers arrived in Cairns on Saturday after breaking what record?
22:51Sam.
22:52I've got a question.
22:53Are all your questions going to be related to water and boats?
22:57We're going to something a bit thematic.
22:59Not all of them.
22:59Well, I'm out.
23:00Oh, no.
23:01Stay with us.
23:02What are those Scots, gentlemen, darling?
23:05Emma.
23:06They're rowing for clean water.
23:08Is that?
23:08Yep.
23:09You're...
23:11Yep.
23:13Yes.
23:14But the rowing is part of the answer.
23:17If you get a bit more information, you have to point Sam.
23:19They broke a record for distance road.
23:22That's right.
23:23Yep.
23:23Fastest human power crossing of the Pacific.
23:26Well done, Sam.
23:26No, no.
23:27No, I die.
23:28That's sympathy.
23:29Point to you.
23:29Sam, next question, please.
23:30George Clooney was spotted on the water.
23:37Where was he headed?
23:39Kitty.
23:40I think they're filming a reboot of Miami Vice, the senior years.
23:44Watch that, Kitty.
23:46Sam, you know, George is getting on a bit.
23:49It's a rehearsal for the Viking funeral that he's requested.
23:53Looking great, Jake.
23:54Tim, where's he heading to?
23:55The Venice Film Festival for the premiere of his new Nespresso commercial.
23:59You're close enough, Jason?
24:00Well done.
24:00All right.
24:01Tim, points are yours, Venice Film Festival.
24:03Next question, please.
24:03Jason.
24:04US rapper Lil Yachty was caught in a Melbourne club this week playing with his what?
24:11Yeah, maybe not Pete.
24:17Wait, I'm into points.
24:18Playing with his...
24:19Playing with his penis.
24:20OK.
24:23And Pete, Pete, it would look something like this, wouldn't it?
24:28I think it was a Nintendo or something, like a console.
24:31That's it, Nintendo Switch.
24:33Take a look.
24:36You're seriously bored, aren't you?
24:38Tell me, that would be like, I don't know, someone at an awards ceremony doing a crossword
24:42on their phone.
24:45Sorry, Jess, just for some context, that's what he's done at the last two awards ceremonies.
24:50He's been...
24:50Didn't you, did you snap at Tim?
24:52That's right, we were at the Logies.
24:53Sam was, he calls it hosting, and there was a shot of Tom during Sam's monologue completing
25:00a cryptic crossword.
25:02I'm proud of you, mate.
25:05Thank you, Jason.
25:07All right, moving on to the next question, please.
25:09Here's a celebrity, LeBooBoo.
25:11Who does it belong to?
25:12Pete.
25:13We don't talk about her boobs or LeBooBoo.
25:17Standing up, who does LeBooBoo belong to, Sam?
25:19It's Joe Biden's, but he thinks it's Jill.
25:25Yeah, exactly.
25:26Pete, who does it belong to?
25:27I did say it.
25:28It's Naomi Osaka.
25:29That's right.
25:29Yep, Naomi Osaka's personal LeBooBoo.
25:31That's called Billie Jean Bling.
25:33She's named it and keeps it.
25:35Sorry, what's your LeBooBoo name, Tom?
25:38It's also my safe word, so I'm not going to say it here.
25:42All right, we do need to move on.
25:44To our celebrations in Sweden.
25:47Joy!
25:47The ecstasy in the crowd.
25:50He did it.
25:50The unthinkable.
25:52What's Trul's Moragard just done?
25:55The Swedish gentleman, Pete?
25:56He won the table tennis championship.
25:59I'm being Swedish.
26:00He had to assemble the table himself.
26:01You've created that.
26:02That's right.
26:03Yeah, absolutely.
26:04Full details?
26:04Yeah, he just won first European to win the table tennis grand smash.
26:08Check it out.
26:11We might have to fast forward this because it literally goes up for about a minute and a half.
26:15Oh, my goodness, extraordinary.
26:20And he gets it.
26:21Points are yours, Pete.
26:22We've got to take a break.
26:23Best of luck to the Bonds flying ruse for the rest of the season.
26:26Would you please thank Jason Ward out.
26:41We're back at the time for our one-on-one challenge.
26:44This weekend, we celebrate Father's Day.
26:46And to help you decide on that perfect gift we've come up with...
26:52Hey, Dad, look what we got you for Father's Day.
26:55Now, rules are simple.
26:56I've got a bunch of great gift ideas.
26:59You've just got to tell me what on earth they are.
27:02Pete, let's start with you.
27:08Pete, take a look at your portable, dad-friendly gadget.
27:13Perfect for the man on the go.
27:15Off-road or off the grid.
27:17It's freedom in your back pocket.
27:18Any thoughts?
27:23I think they call it a flashlight.
27:27It has a torch.
27:28Does it have a torch?
27:29No, it's not.
27:29No, okay, it doesn't.
27:30It's not a light, but, Pete, it actually...
27:33Oh!
27:34It expands?
27:36It's a little piano accordion.
27:38It's not musical.
27:41It's reusable.
27:43And it's perfect in kind of situations where, let's say,
27:47you need a bit of an emergency situation.
27:50Oh, it's a wee-in.
27:51You're wee-in it.
27:52Or number twos.
27:54I don't know what time.
27:55So you're saying it's a portable urinal?
27:58Portable urinal, yes.
27:59Otherwise known as the hee-wee.
28:01Ten points to Pete, hell yeah.
28:05Do I get to keep that?
28:06You do indeed.
28:07There you go.
28:09No one else.
28:10No one else.
28:17Do you have a second one, Tom?
28:26Well, you need to move on.
28:28This is Hey Dad.
28:29And, Tim, you're up next.
28:31Here's a unique item that's an easy next-day delivery.
28:36And it's compact, efficient, crafted from premium high-strength plastic.
28:42You'd use this...
28:44Well, any initial thoughts, what it is?
28:46My initial thought is I like the title of this segment.
28:48I think enough time has passed to use the phrase Hey Dad.
28:51No, it's Hey Dad, look what we got you.
28:54That takes this thing off it.
28:55Cosby Show was taken, was it, Tom?
28:57Yes.
28:58What are you thinking, Tim?
29:00What's that?
29:00Hmm.
29:01It feels urine collecting as well, doesn't it?
29:03Can I have a clue, Tom?
29:04It's a storage device for a particular foodstuff.
29:10That is a spice rack.
29:13It's not a spice rack.
29:15Like, let's say you're thinking, oh, I'm going to make an omelette.
29:23Yep.
29:24I know he's on the payroll, but come on.
29:29Yep.
29:29It's where you keep your fry pans, is it, Tom?
29:33What do you think that is, Tim?
29:34I'm going to need multiple choice.
29:37Would it be, Tom, would it be an egg holder?
29:40Tim McDonald.
29:43What are you laying one?
29:47Oh.
29:49Impressed now?
29:52Fantastic.
29:54Throw him the egg.
29:55Throw him the egg.
29:56Yeah, yeah.
29:56Yeah, yeah.
29:57Yeah, yeah.
29:58Oh, oh.
29:59Oh, oh.
29:59Oh, oh.
29:59Oh, oh.
30:00Oh, oh.
30:00Oh, oh.
30:01Oh, oh.
30:03Oh, oh.
30:06I can wash it away.
30:07Oh, oh.
30:08Oh, oh.
30:10Oh, oh.
30:13Tim, well, all right.
30:14Also, we're flexed by Tom.
30:15These cost like $19 at the supermarket.
30:17Oh, oh, oh.
30:20We do need to move on.
30:22Kitty, you're up.
30:25We need to move on.
30:26Yeah, what we need to do is we need to clean up the egg.
30:29Do you want to clean up?
30:30I want to throw it back.
30:33All right, we're moving on.
30:34Kitty, you're up next.
30:35And check out, it's down here somewhere.
30:38Oh, here we go.
30:39Your futuristic contraption.
30:43What is that?
30:44Any, like, initial thoughts?
30:48Uh, could you model it for me?
30:51I can because this is perfect for probably the more the metrosexual man in your life.
31:01Kitty, people say that your hand gets sort of sore after a while without this.
31:08Say no more.
31:09Is this what they used to use back in your day before Viagra?
31:12No.
31:14It's not sexual.
31:15It's something it attaches to there.
31:24Well, it's not really, I think it's distracting that you're doing it because it's supposed
31:29to be a hairdryer, but you've got it on as a head dryer.
31:34Either way, it's a portable, adjustable hair drying bonnet.
31:38Thanks for getting in.
31:39Well done, Kitty.
31:45You don't get it now.
31:55I think that's the new Iranian ambassador.
31:59Hey, we're, um, three from three on this.
32:01Very exciting.
32:01Emma.
32:02Hey, hey, Daddy.
32:06Alright, now, what have we got here?
32:08It's, um, oh, yeah, here we go.
32:10This is excellent.
32:11Emma, give Dad the gift of convenience with this specialty device for the home.
32:16Gentle to touch, multifunctional.
32:18The man of the house will really appreciate this simple tool.
32:22What do you think it does?
32:25Seems like an emotional support something, but I don't know.
32:29It's a very, very useful device.
32:31I don't doubt it.
32:33I'll give you a clue, see if this helps.
32:36Oh, my God.
32:44Does that help?
32:45If those are the drapes, what does the curtain look like?
32:49Oh, my God.
32:51This attaches?
32:52Alright, well, this is looking like some kind of cleaning device.
32:55Yeah, yeah.
32:55Cleaning what?
32:56Uh, it's got a...
33:03Can I have a heaps good clue, like, Tim?
33:06If you're making an omelette.
33:09Being a Queenslander, these things would be on most of the day.
33:14It's not a university lecture, so...
33:18Oh, fan.
33:19It cleans fans.
33:21It's a ceiling fan cleaner.
33:23Look at that.
33:23Ten points to Emma Holland.
33:25Well done.
33:26Alright, Colin.
33:27No, I'm not going to...
33:28Colin, that's what we're doing today.
33:31Tom, do you know what's wonderful?
33:32I've got one of those, and I didn't realise what it was until time.
33:37I cannot wait to go home and clean my fans.
33:41Alright, this is exciting.
33:43We're going to bring this thing home.
33:44Sam Pang, we're four from five.
33:46Let's see if we can get five out of five.
33:48Can I just say, you were right to leave me till last.
33:50Because?
33:51To make sure I stayed till the end of the segment.
33:54I think the key word to this product is addictive.
33:57We've unboxed it.
33:58Any initial thoughts?
34:00On the segment?
34:02On the...
34:03What is it, Sam?
34:04I don't know.
34:05Tell me.
34:05Pop it on and we'll have a look, eh?
34:08Okay.
34:08I will.
34:13One size fits all.
34:15Ball or a string.
34:16What would Dad use this for?
34:20Well, I've never seen one before.
34:22It's not the only one of Tom's balls that's hanging a little long.
34:28It's the same colour too, by the way.
34:31You want to get that look at me?
34:32Don't be encouraged.
34:32No.
34:34Well, can I have some clues as well?
34:36You get...
34:37You've given everyone else clues.
34:38Your Dad would use this to hone his reflexes.
34:43Well, it's...
34:44What sort of ball is that?
34:45It's a rubber ball.
34:47You do a bit of this in the morning.
34:48You go to a particular gym.
34:49I do this in the morning.
34:54It doesn't look like drinking.
35:02So, if it's related to exercise and...
35:05I remember Rocky, in their movies,
35:07he used to have, like, a little ball
35:08that he would throw up against the wall for reflexes, so...
35:11Would you say it's a boxing reflex ball?
35:14Attached to your head.
35:17I think it's a boxing reflex ball.
35:20Ten points.
35:21Ten pounds.
35:24And all too...
35:24Hold on, hold on, hold on.
35:26Did you say that last shot?
35:27So, you're supposed...
35:28You should demonstrate it properly.
35:30It doesn't just hang off your head.
35:31You're supposed to throw punches at it, Tom.
35:34Better still, you can.
35:44And all too soon, that brings us to the end of...
35:50Hey, Dad, look what we've got you for part of the state.
35:53Back to the floor.
35:53Have you been paying attention?
35:54Right after this.
36:06Have you been paying attention?
36:08Hands-on buzzers.
36:10Interesting list from Barnaby Joyce.
36:13Uruguay, El Salvador, Luxembourg, Greece, Honduras.
36:16Wow, what's that all about?
36:18Jim.
36:18That's Bob Catter's ancestry.
36:20Is...
36:21That's him.
36:22That's him.
36:22That's him.
36:22Kitty.
36:23I think he's angry because he just got the itinerary for his Contiki tour.
36:27That's not a great one, is it?
36:28Sam.
36:29They're all the countries that he's got kids in.
36:32Is...
36:33Not the answer I have on their card here.
36:36Anyone know what he's talking about?
36:37It was the Bush Summit, and he's saying,
36:38these countries are...
36:39Tim, according to Barnaby, they have cheaper electricity...
36:42Yes.
36:43...than here in Australia.
36:44To a beach in South Australia.
36:45Well, it may look like a winter wonderland,
36:48but experts are warning locals to stay away.
36:51What are we staying away from, Kitty?
36:53Challenge.
36:54It does not look like a winter wonderland.
36:57It looks like a barren wasteland.
37:01Where did that kid grow up?
37:03Point taken, but what have we been warned to stay away from, Pete?
37:06Judging by the foam, I think it is a foam,
37:09the sperm whales have had an algydone.
37:14I think you might have the answer in there, Pete.
37:16It's...
37:16It's foam.
37:17It's foam.
37:17It's all washed up on the shoreline.
37:19I think it might be something to do with the...
37:21They're telling people to stay away.
37:23Yeah.
37:23But what if they've got FOMO?
37:28And the date for the cheap seats live again, Tim?
37:32It's all right.
37:32It's all right.
37:33I'll clean that joke up.
37:34LAUGHTER
37:40All right.
37:41As you would say, Tom, I think we need to move on.
37:45We do, Tim, because...
37:46Oh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
37:49Hi, Tom.
37:50Hi, everyone.
37:50This is Steve from Mission BC, Canada.
37:53This week I made news by searching through 18 tonnes of compost
37:57to find my wife's what?
37:59What did Steve search through to find Kitty?
38:02Clitoris, and I object.
38:04Hang on, hang on.
38:08I object to the use of the word compost.
38:11It's just pubic history.
38:13LAUGHTER
38:14Grow up.
38:17APPLAUSE
38:21Kitty, Adam, do you know how many points you are on tonight?
38:24I thought you were going to say, do you know where yours is?
38:27LAUGHTER
38:29LAUGHTER
38:30No!
38:31Tom, Tom...
38:31I was going to say, this has taken a turn.
38:33Let's not talk about my boobs or my jonna.
38:37Clitty Flanagan knows where it is.
38:40Making the point...
38:41And don't say the phrase hands-on buzzers, Tom.
38:45LAUGHTER
38:45LAUGHTER
38:48I'm simply making the point that the scoreboard's not looking great
38:51at the moment, so, you know, I'm backing you to come home
38:54with a wet sail.
38:55LAUGHTER
38:57LAUGHTER
38:58Is that why I say, that's what she said?
39:02LAUGHTER
39:02What did Steve search through all that compost to find?
39:06Pete?
39:07A wedding ring.
39:08Ooh, Pete, let's see if you're right.
39:09Wedding rings.
39:11Rings?
39:12Rings.
39:13I still get the points.
39:15LAUGHTER
39:17All right, it's time to get the resting heart rate up.
39:21LAUGHTER
39:27LAUGHTER
39:28Interesting statement from US Open player Caspar Rude.
39:31Seriously, it's not even...
39:33I'm not even joking here, because it's...
39:35Every corner of every street, you smell it.
39:37Smell what?
39:39Emma.
39:39I don't know, but I know who dealt it.
39:42LAUGHTER
39:43Not refer...
39:44Anyone know what he's referring to?
39:45Oh, Sam.
39:47It's actually the smell of marijuana.
39:50You know, the old Gunja.
39:51The old Mary Jane.
39:55The old Reefer.
39:56The Tommy Chong, you know.
39:58Tom knows it as Jazz Cabbage.
40:02LAUGHTER
40:04Tom knows it as Wacky Tabacky.
40:07LAUGHTER
40:09Points are yours, Sam.
40:10This US Open sports photographer made international headlines by doing what?
40:15Sam.
40:16He came out and he turned some music on and he just told the players to have fun with it.
40:22LAUGHTER
40:26That never ends.
40:27Well, anyone know what he did?
40:29Tim.
40:30And then he said, now let's do a silly one.
40:34This is major...
40:35If you're watching the US Open, you would have followed this story.
40:37Pete!
40:37He got too close to the action.
40:39He actually went on court, but his volleying was very good, actually.
40:42Pete, he interrupted a game at the US Open when he stepped onto court.
40:45Take a look.
40:46Please.
40:47Wait, please.
40:48Not now.
40:48Get off the court, please.
40:51Oops.
40:52First serve.
40:53Ladies and gentlemen, because of the delay caused by an outside interference...
40:57Points are yours.
40:58Pete.
40:58Well, not a good moment for former champion Daniel Medvedev.
41:03Ugly scenes.
41:05Yeah, we'll come back to that.
41:07What happened?
41:08Kitty.
41:08I need the points.
41:09Did he lose?
41:12Would you say third straight loss in the first round of a Grand Slam?
41:15Yeah.
41:17I thought it was fourth, but I'll go with third.
41:20Kitty Flanagan gets the points, ladies and gentlemen.
41:25We're going well, Kitty.
41:27It's going to happen.
41:27All right.
41:27That's what Kitty did with her golf clubs after that wave of the shank.
41:32Well done, Kitty.
41:33All right.
41:33To the UK now.
41:34It's Bringsby's Knights.
41:37They've reeled in the big fish.
41:39What are those English sports fans celebrating, Pete?
41:41Actually, all photographers.
41:43Way too close to the answer.
41:44Way too close.
41:45Very awkward.
41:46Back off.
41:47This is a bit of a boil over, I think we've called this.
41:49Emma.
41:49I watched this live.
41:51Grimsby Town, who were in the fourth division of the Premier League, beat Manchester United
41:56in penalties.
41:57In the League Cup.
41:58Absolutely.
41:58And Man U fans took it well.
42:00We've lost our f***ing Grimsby in the League Cup.
42:07That could happen.
42:07Points are yours.
42:08Emma, we've got to take a break.
42:09Back with our winner, right after this.
42:41Tim.
42:42I think all the toilets were blocked.
42:44Every toilet on...
42:45Tom, do you need?
42:46No, thank you.
42:48Pass that on.
42:49Pass that on to Burgess.
42:51Health fears were sparked for Bill Clinton after he was seen travelling with what?
42:55Tim.
42:56A woman with her...
42:57In her 20s?
42:59Not a woman.
43:00Kitty?
43:01The paddles.
43:02The defibrillator?
43:03No, I call them the paddles.
43:05OK.
43:06She's referring to her boobs.
43:12I don't think she was, Kitty.
43:13I'll give you the points.
43:15President Trump announced plans to rename the Department of Defence to...
43:20Kitty?
43:21Shooty, shooty, bang, bang.
43:22Oh, she's got a ring on it.
43:24Peace.
43:25The Department of Defence.
43:27Defence.
43:29He thinks it's a bit passive, Tim.
43:31The Department of War.
43:32Huh.
43:33Yeah, what is it good for?
43:35We'll take the first part.
43:36Thank you, Tim.
43:38SpaceX successfully launched the Starship rocket this week.
43:41What's special about it?
43:43Kitty?
43:44Cup holders in the back.
43:45Oh, wow.
43:47There's something more about the rocket.
43:50Emma?
43:50Yeah, they're powering it through bicarbon vinegar.
43:54It's a rocket.
43:56That's revolutionary technology, Sam.
43:58It's big.
43:59It is indeed.
44:01Sam, you've got...
44:02In fact, you'd say the largest rocket ever built?
44:07Big.
44:08I think you would.
44:09Pete?
44:09Largest rocket ever built.
44:12Pete?
44:12You can have it.
44:13Pete?
44:14Jumped 120 metres.
44:17Pete?
44:17DoorDash has revealed the top item ordered by Aussie users.
44:21What is it?
44:22Pete?
44:23Ketamine.
44:23Is...
44:25No!
44:25I mean, it's food.
44:27Kitty?
44:27Is it cold, soggy food?
44:29Yes, but I need to...
44:30There's one dish in particular.
44:32Emma?
44:32His fries.
44:32His fries is the most commonly ordered, followed by Gaviscon.
44:36So it's extraordinary to Costa Rica.
44:39And what are we looking at there?
44:41Kitty?
44:41That's a shark that's never going to be able to sneak up on anyone.
44:44Exactly.
44:46Emma?
44:47Emma?
44:47That's a Haribo gummy shark.
44:49It's...
44:50It's...
44:51Between the two of you...
44:52Jeez, you've almost got it.
44:53Tim?
44:53That's a shark attending its year 10 formal.
44:55It's...
44:56Hmm.
44:59I don't know who to give it.
45:00Sam?
45:01It's a rare orange shark.
45:04Yeah.
45:05Yeah.
45:07Why is that answer any different to mine?
45:09You didn't say rare.
45:13And you're a fisherman, is it?
45:15How, like...
45:15How rare is that, Tom?
45:16I believe it has a skin condition called Xanthism.
45:19Well, we're going to have to take your word for it.
45:23Sam, points are yours.
45:24Well, for the first time in five years,
45:26the ABC will have a correspondent for what?
45:29Kitty?
45:30The right wing.
45:31He's...
45:32Probably a gap in their armoury, Tim.
45:35It's China, and may they rest in peace.
45:39Thank you, Tim.
45:40Points are yours.
45:41Boy George has admitted...
45:43Oh, we're out of time.
45:44Let's check that final leaderboard.
45:45And our winner is...
45:46Tim McDonnell.
45:53Congratulations to our winner.
45:54Thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
45:56We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention
45:58to your equipment when interviewing someone outside a court.
46:02Why did you plead guilty?
46:06Let us do it.
46:07Good night, Australia.
46:08See you all next week.
46:08Woo-hoo!
46:10Woo!
46:15Woo!
46:16Woo!
46:17Woo!
46:17Woo!
46:18Woo!
46:18E enforcement of the Respire!
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