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00:09Tonight, join Celia Pakola, Mick Molloy, Melanie Bracewell, Ed Gabbily and Sam Payne as we look back on the week
00:18and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And now, the man with the answers, Tom Blamster.
00:28Good evening, Australia, great to have your company as we look back on another busy week.
00:32So many big stories, but I'm confident we have just the team in to help join the dots.
00:37From Triple M Melbourne's Mick in the Morning, welcome back Mick Molloy.
00:43She just returned from the Montreal Comedy Festival, one of our favourites, Celia Pakola.
00:50Heast of the new podcast, You're Not Going to Like This, featuring Celia this week, why it's Ed Gabbily.
00:56Oh, hi, everybody.
00:58Fresh from celebrating her 30th birthday co-host of the Cheap Seats, it's the always amazing Melanie Bracewell.
01:05And finally, direct from his hosting triumph at the Logies by an eight-day private afterparty, say hello to Sam
01:12Payne.
01:15And congratulations on a brilliant hosting performance.
01:19What was your highlight of the night?
01:21We're starting with me.
01:23Ed?
01:24I thought the big news was that Ed's got another podcast.
01:26No, well, we'll get to me.
01:28People are crying out.
01:30Well, the Logies were on Sunday night.
01:31My highlight was actually Tuesday morning.
01:35Right.
01:35When the Logies finished.
01:38It's hard to keep it short, isn't it?
01:39Well, probably, you know, meeting Richard Marks.
01:42That was a big thrill for me.
01:45My favourite part was, I reckon Richard Marks may have been told that when he was, because
01:50he performed.
01:51Yeah.
01:51So he got told, I reckon he was going to perform about maybe 9, 9.30.
01:55Oh, right.
01:55But, you know, the night got out of here.
01:57Yeah.
01:57So when he came on at 11.03.
02:00Wow.
02:02Not good.
02:02I was thinking, I reckon he probably fired his agent at about 11.04.
02:08Understandably.
02:09But no, that's, you know, it was just another fun night.
02:11It was a great night.
02:13Celia, you and I, of course, shared a table.
02:15Yes, we did.
02:15Thank God you're here.
02:16Was nominated.
02:17Yes.
02:18Sadly, didn't get the award.
02:19Did not get up.
02:19Didn't go home with a trophy.
02:20But it's fine.
02:21You know, it's not fun to lose.
02:22But, you know, my family's very supportive.
02:24My daughter, in particular, always knows the right thing to say to cheer me up.
02:27Oh, what's the day?
02:28I think he's got a video of when I, the next day, when I told her the news.
02:32I think we do.
02:33Do you still love me?
02:34Oh, that's good.
02:35Hey, can you do another trophy and you didn't win?
02:40There you go.
02:40That's a lady who knew that.
02:42Oh, yeah.
02:44I can't wait until she's old enough to lose something.
02:46I'm going to rub it in her face.
02:48Beautiful.
02:49We were on the same table as well, weren't we, Mel?
02:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:52And Ed, you were there too.
02:53Well, I thought we had a good vibe at our table.
02:56I thought we had, you know, lots of good banter.
02:58But then Tim ducked away for a bit and one of the seat fillers came and sat at our table.
03:03Yeah.
03:04And after about five minutes, she said, when's he coming back?
03:08Oh, wow.
03:09Ran out of small talk.
03:11That's fantastic.
03:12I'm not sold that you're that entertaining.
03:14Hey, great to see you again, Mickey.
03:16Well, clearly I wasn't invited to the loads.
03:18I was looking around.
03:21Every other prick's on the panel.
03:22It's gone there.
03:24I'm watching at home.
03:25You watched at home.
03:25What happened?
03:26You watched at home.
03:26How was it?
03:27Look, at about the three and a half hour mark, I was really hoping a couple of home invaders
03:35with machetes.
03:38Just come in and end it all.
03:41It didn't.
03:41Just end it all.
03:43Oh, that's the keys out.
03:45Lovely.
03:46All right.
03:47We should get this show.
03:48No, no, no.
03:48No, no.
03:49No, no.
03:49We are not moving on, Thomas.
03:51Yes, because speaking of the Logies, one photo I knew you wouldn't show.
03:56Here's a lovely photo of you and Mel at exactly halfway through the night.
04:00You're doing a crossword.
04:02That.
04:03Mel.
04:06No.
04:08Mel.
04:09Mel is helping you.
04:10And there's that board seat filler.
04:12Look at her face.
04:14Get her out there.
04:16All right.
04:17Take two.
04:18Hands on buzzers.
04:20The Prime Minister was in Queenstown on the weekend.
04:24What was he doing there?
04:25Mel.
04:26Meeting his hair donor.
04:30He's meeting someone.
04:31Anyone know the...
04:32Celia.
04:33I believe it's annual Australia, New Zealand besties leaders get together to discuss important
04:39stuff like Pavlova and Russell Crowe.
04:41Sure.
04:41And where Mel's going to spend Christmas.
04:43Sure.
04:44I think there's that board seat filler on the right.
04:48Who's through it?
04:49She's there.
04:50She's everywhere.
04:51Celia, I'll pay that.
04:52The annual leaders meeting with Christopher Luxon.
04:55And that hug did not begin well.
04:57Albo went for a traditional Maori nose greeting.
05:00Oh, no, no.
05:01Don't do it.
05:01Don't do it.
05:01I'm the New Zealand Prime Minister.
05:02Don't do it.
05:02I'm wanting a full face.
05:04Oh, God.
05:07All right.
05:07To our word of the week.
05:09Megami.
05:10Megami.
05:10Megami.
05:11Megami.
05:11Megami.
05:12Megami.
05:12Megami.
05:13What is?
05:14Megami.
05:15Mel.
05:16Megami.
05:16Isn't that when a couple agrees to only sleep with each other?
05:20That's more you.
05:21Megami.
05:22No, not quite there.
05:23Ed.
05:24They are Japanese built frigates for our Navy.
05:28Naval frigates.
05:28And as you mentioned, to be built by Japan.
05:31And when we say Japan.
05:33Mitsubishi has been tasked with the job.
05:35And it's exciting because, let's face it, nothing can alarme a Megami.
05:43All right.
05:44Here's a disturbing list.
05:45A toxic penne pasta, a chicken korma curry, a toxic beef stew as well as cookies and a chicken
05:52wrap that were allegedly laced with rat poison and antifreeze.
05:57Quite a menu.
05:58What on earth is that all about, Celia?
05:59That is my room service order after the low years.
06:02Oh, no.
06:04A toxic drunk room service order from me.
06:06Like, hello, I would like carbs and poison, please.
06:10You need more detail.
06:11Sam's friend, Erin Patterson, that was her other attempts.
06:16Yes.
06:16Previously tried poisoning her husband with some of those.
06:20Sam.
06:20How often do you reckon he suggested that they eat out?
06:24You'd start getting suspicious, wouldn't you?
06:26Points are yours here.
06:27So, Donald Trump was spotted on the White House roof this week.
06:30Mr. President, what are you doing up there?
06:33Good question.
06:35What was Mr. President doing up there?
06:37Mick.
06:38Looking for his golf ball.
06:40Look at that.
06:42Mel.
06:42He's reinforcing the glass ceiling.
06:45Yeah, as well.
06:46It probably goes that high.
06:47Anyone know this one, Sam?
06:48No, he's trying to see the moon.
06:51Just trying to get closer.
06:54Nothing else I've got here, Sam.
06:55I think he's going to...
06:56They're going to build a ballroom up there, Tom.
06:59The Trump ballroom and then the Epstein basement.
07:02Is that right?
07:03The key part of that is building...
07:05He's looking at White House renovations.
07:07At one point, he resorted to mime.
07:13We think it was something to do with Stormy Daniels.
07:16Yes, sir.
07:16I was going to say, I think he's saying he likes big butts.
07:20Either way, we'll take it.
07:21President Trump held an important meeting on Saturday.
07:24What's going on there?
07:26Natalie.
07:27Reuniting Guzman and Gomez.
07:31Absolutely.
07:32That's lovely.
07:33Lovely, Mel.
07:36Sam.
07:37I only know this because of my Eurovision time.
07:39No.
07:39It's Armenia and Azerbaijan.
07:42That's the one.
07:42He's...
07:43Yes, he's...
07:47Obviously doing the wars alphabetically.
07:49They then sealed the deal with the most awkward handshake of 2025.
07:57Jesus.
07:58What's that?
08:00Sam, what's he doing?
08:01Where to next?
08:03To the moon, where the Trump administration has a new plan to build a...
08:06A new plan to build a...
08:08What on the moon?
08:09Celia.
08:10Detention centre?
08:11Would be...
08:12I wouldn't know...
08:12They're gone, they're gone.
08:14They're gone.
08:14Mel.
08:15Is it a wall that you can see from China?
08:19What a brilliant idea.
08:20Absolutely.
08:21They could get Mars to pay for it.
08:23Now, what are they planning to build on the...
08:26That's Mick Molloy.
08:26It's a nuclear...
08:28Power station.
08:29Nuclear reactor.
08:30Thank you, Mick.
08:31Thank you, Mick.
08:32Cheers.
08:32Ooh.
08:35Look into the...
08:36Look out.
08:37The shocks.
08:38The shocks.
08:39The shocks.
08:40Oh, no, Mick.
08:41Go one.
08:41Don't get another one, they'll faint.
08:43Let it.
08:43Hang around.
08:44I'm holding a TED Talk after this.
08:47So...
08:47Thank you, Mick.
08:49All right, moving on.
08:50This is not good.
08:51Health officials in China are racing to contain a massive outbreak of chicken guña.
08:57What is chicken guña?
08:59Mick.
08:59Sounds like a great pub meal.
09:01It does.
09:02It does.
09:03Chicken guña with some chips.
09:05It's not a man.
09:06It's not a man.
09:07Air.
09:09Did Aaron Patterson try and serve it to our age?
09:12Not a...
09:13Mel.
09:14Chicken guña.
09:14Don't they sing that song, I Get Knocked Down?
09:17Oh, that's good.
09:17That's good.
09:18What?
09:19Look at your chumble.
09:20Is it song related, though?
09:21Is it like, I feel like chicken guña tonight?
09:24Come on.
09:25Racist.
09:25Well, you wouldn't feel like it.
09:27Mel.
09:27This is a virus that's going around.
09:28Yes, a mosquito-borne virus over 7,000...
09:32Virus from China?
09:33Yeah.
09:33No.
09:36Nothing to see here, Tom.
09:39Well, this came as a surprise.
09:41Prince Harry has denied claims he gave Prince Andrew a...
09:44Gave Prince Andrew a...
09:47Ed?
09:47An alibi.
09:48Well, I think that was approved possible.
09:52Mel.
09:52A key to Epstein's cell.
09:55Possibly, but this is not what they're doing.
09:57Sam.
09:57His contact list from year 12...
10:01Is...
10:01It's gone into a dark space.
10:03That's nice, yeah.
10:04Rumours.
10:05Rumours have swirled for over a decade that this happened.
10:08It didn't happen, but he gave him an involved a fight
10:10and he gave him a...
10:11Mickey.
10:12Punch in the face.
10:14Which led to a blood nose?
10:16I would have, yes.
10:18I'll give you the points.
10:19We've got to take a break.
10:20Back with more...
10:21APPLAUSE
10:34Artificial intelligence is fast becoming...
10:37A disaster.
10:37Social media is wrecking our brains.
10:39But as you're about to see...
10:41I actually think this goes further.
10:42The major epidemic is sweeping the globe.
10:44Air pollution.
10:45The worst we've got is...
10:46Parting.
10:47Air quality has plummeted.
10:48And that prompted authorities to...
10:50Launch a critical incident investigation.
10:52Of course we know that...
10:53Whoever smelt it dealt it.
10:55Oh, God.
10:58LAUGHTER
11:00We're back to watching, have you been paying attention?
11:03Just before we return to questions,
11:05this is exciting, Mel.
11:06The Cheap Seats is doing a live show.
11:09Look at that.
11:10World tour.
11:11APPLAUSE
11:12Yes, we are embarking on a world tour
11:15to one city only for one night only.
11:18And is this the stuff that the lawyers won't let you
11:21put to air on the real show?
11:23Basically.
11:23It's basically for people who like the Cheap Seats
11:25but don't like seeing Ed's UE ads.
11:27Oh, OK.
11:28So, lovely.
11:29I thought I was doing them live.
11:31You can, if you like.
11:32We do have a lot of special guests.
11:33I don't want to spoil it,
11:34but there is a cooking segment
11:35by someone by the name of Miss Patterson.
11:37Fantastic.
11:38No.
11:39Look, you can get...
11:40Some very, very special guests
11:42and lots of surprises and...
11:44Sam, have you been asked
11:44to be one of the special guests?
11:46No, it would be that.
11:48I was going to...
11:49Sam will be appearing on the kiss cam, I think.
11:52Mel, it looks great.
11:53A ticket's a ticket master.
11:55All right, hands-on buzzers.
11:57And here's a question.
11:58Would you give your unwanted pet
12:00to a zoo to become food?
12:06Sam, why are we being asked that?
12:09Yes, move on.
12:11It's not the question.
12:13Not the question.
12:14The question is, why are we being asked that?
12:16I'd give your pet to the zoo.
12:19I understand the Doghouse Australia needs a finale.
12:23It does.
12:23Oh, my God.
12:25It takes a turn.
12:26Hey, Mel, what...
12:26This has got feel-good Disney movie in it.
12:29Like a song like, you know, Circle of Life
12:32as you chuck a poodle into the lion.
12:36I need to know why we've been asked that, Mel.
12:39I just had such a shit joke, but it went on for so long,
12:42but now it's not...
12:43No, no, no, no.
12:44No, let's hear it.
12:46It's never stopped Sam before.
12:47Come on.
12:49What I was going to say is...
12:52Believe it.
12:53Believe it.
12:54Believe it.
12:54Believe it.
12:54Believe it, Matt.
12:55Why is that in the news here?
12:56I think I saw a Bluey episode that was similar to...
13:00That's a genuine ask.
13:02There is a genuine ask because they need food for the animals,
13:06so they're genuinely asking you if your pet passes away
13:08to please give them to the zoo.
13:09Oh, thank God.
13:10Yes.
13:10Oh, my gosh.
13:11Yeah.
13:11Yes, Sam.
13:12I'd like to go to that zoo and...
13:14Oh, Peter.
13:15You've got to be live.
13:16The animals have to be live.
13:18Because it's...
13:19For real.
13:20Well, you could shoot them out of T-shirt cannons.
13:24This is good stuff.
13:25These are good ideas.
13:26These are good ideas.
13:27We are moving on, Ed.
13:29Ed, point to yours.
13:30It's a zoo in Denmark has put out a request.
13:32Well done, the Danish.
13:33Tell them what I have.
13:34Oh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
13:37Hi, Tom.
13:38Hi, everyone.
13:38I'm Laura.
13:40And this is Nakuru.
13:41She's the first giraffe to do what in the last 20 years at Melbourne Zoo?
13:45Nakura's the first giraffe to do what in 20 years?
13:48First of all, how tall is Laura?
13:50Yeah.
13:53I think she's up on...
13:55Right?
13:56Up on a platform.
13:58What's Nakura done, Sam?
13:59Can I answer a question with a question?
14:01Is it unwanted pet related?
14:06It's very, very exciting.
14:07She had a baby.
14:09Oh, seals.
14:09Let's see if you're right.
14:11Give birth.
14:12Don't show it.
14:14Don't show it.
14:15Oh, that's a baby.
14:16OK.
14:19Where's your Denmark jokes now?
14:22This was bizarre.
14:24A man has caused outrage in France after he decided to light his cigarette with...
14:29Light his cigarette with...
14:31Mel.
14:32Without sharing it with his child.
14:33And that was...
14:34That's an outrage.
14:36That was where he chose to do it.
14:37Mickey?
14:38Was it some eternal flame?
14:41The memorial flame.
14:43Mickey, at the tomb of the unknown soldier.
14:45Yeah, well, what do we know about the unknown soldier?
14:46He might have been a chain smoker.
14:51He'd be happy for that, yes.
14:54Was that the tomb of the unknown soldier, Mickey?
14:55Take a look.
14:56Here we go.
14:57Oh, my Lord.
14:59A bit of harmless fun.
15:00A bit of harm.
15:00Well, in fact, police have released a photo of the suspect.
15:03There he is.
15:04Oh, my God.
15:10OK, it's time to look at all things entertainment.
15:18And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you
15:21by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
15:22It's a bit rock and roll.
15:24Never.
15:33Not even AI could save that one.
15:36Robert Irwin popped up in an ad during the week.
15:39G'day, mate.
15:40G'day, mate.
15:41What's it for?
15:42What's the ad?
15:43Ed?
15:44Give me your pets.
15:45This is...
15:46Hmm.
15:49What is this?
15:51This is...
15:52This is, um...
15:53It really does.
15:53It really does look like the next time they're like,
15:55what's that, Labrador?
15:57Not pet related.
15:59It doesn't look well about Labrador.
16:00Mel, what's the ad for?
16:02Ah, nepotism.
16:03Yeah.
16:04And there's a bit of that going around Mickey.
16:06Wolf Creek 2.
16:08It's a very prestigious sound.
16:10Well, they went with the classic g'day, mate.
16:12So I'm going to...
16:13It's either Louis Vuitton or Prada.
16:19Celia, help me out.
16:20Australia.
16:21Yes.
16:22Tourism Australia.
16:23Who says g'day?
16:24Well, I mean...
16:25Ed, you didn't get the call for that?
16:26That bloke does too many ads.
16:30Donald Trump weighed in on a cultural debate.
16:33If Sidney Sweeney is a registered Republican,
16:37I think her ad is fantastic.
16:39Her ad for what?
16:41Mickey.
16:42It was jeans.
16:44I'm not saying it was effective,
16:45but I went and bought eight pairs.
16:48It was the American...
16:50American Eagle jeans.
16:52And I wonder what part of the ad Donald likes.
16:55Any thoughts?
16:56There's two reasons.
16:57The tits, Tommy.
17:00I just want to leave that out there.
17:04Point to yours.
17:04Celia said what we were all thinking,
17:06and I just think that's correct.
17:07Point to yours, Mickey.
17:08Oh, I believe we have a video quiz master standing by.
17:11Hi, Tom.
17:12Hi, everyone.
17:13I'm Olivia from Brooklyn,
17:15and I made the news this week
17:16for winning what Seinfeld-related competition?
17:19What Seinfeld-related competition did Olivia win?
17:23Celia.
17:23I do know this.
17:24They do it every year.
17:24It's a bit of fun.
17:25It's the Elaine dancing contest.
17:27Ooh, let's see if you're right.
17:28I danced like Elaine.
17:31Take a look.
17:34Good skills.
17:35Good skills.
17:36Good, Micah.
17:37Good.
17:37Elaine.
17:39Well done, Olivia.
17:40Well, there was drama on Gordon Ramsay's Secret Service.
17:43Brock, do not eat the meatballs.
17:46Oh, no.
17:48Oh, my God.
17:50What was wrong with the meatballs?
17:53Celia?
17:53You might choke on a leash.
17:58Not dog-related, but there was something not good about them,
18:01if anyone was watching this episode.
18:03Well, we weren't.
18:07I think they were rotten.
18:09Yes.
18:09They'd gone rancid.
18:10They're serving rancid.
18:11Rancid.
18:12What else were they serving?
18:13A toxic penne pasta.
18:15I wouldn't eat that.
18:16I wouldn't eat that.
18:17Points yourself.
18:17Sorry, just unclear.
18:19They based an episode around a rancid meatball.
18:22Meatball.
18:22Yeah.
18:23And you wouldn't eat that?
18:24No.
18:26Clearly, you've never lived on your own.
18:28We do need to move on.
18:29Richard Marks made his Australian TV debut last night on what show?
18:34Mick.
18:35It was an item on Antiques Roadshow.
18:38Very unkind.
18:40Big show.
18:41Melanie, what was the show?
18:43It's The Voice, but they've changed it,
18:45so the contestants turn around
18:46and they've got to figure out who the judge is.
18:47Yes.
18:49We'll pay you The Voice.
18:50We've got to take a break.
18:51Back with our special guest.
19:05We're back.
19:05You're watching Have You Been Pan Kempman
19:07and it's time to meet our special guest, Quizmaster.
19:09He first hit our screens as a 12-year-old in Lockheed Leonard
19:13before winning hearts in Puberty Blues.
19:15He's now back with a new movie.
19:17Say hello to Sean Keenan.
19:21Hey, Sean.
19:22You're welcome.
19:23How are you?
19:23Thank you for joining us.
19:25Thanks for having me.
19:26Now, let's go way back to the beginning.
19:27You grew up in WA?
19:29I did, yes.
19:30A little town known as?
19:31Busselton.
19:32Who else has come from Busselton that's famous?
19:34Emma Booz.
19:35Well, that's pretty big.
19:36Yeah.
19:36And you?
19:37And me, I guess so.
19:38Two for two.
19:39And how did you land the lead role of Lockheed Leonard?
19:41It was your school principal?
19:42That's right.
19:43My school principal, Tim, he answered a casting call
19:47and chose me and five other kids.
19:49Wow.
19:50And, yeah, it kind of worked out.
19:52Away you are.
19:53Can I just say, just because everyone's thinking,
19:54it is weird that you refer to your principal as their first name.
19:58I call it Mr. Tim.
20:00Mr. Tim.
20:00Mr. Tim.
20:01Then came teen idol Gary Hennessy in Puberty Blues.
20:05Oh, yeah.
20:05That's you next to the surfboard?
20:07I am the surfboard.
20:08Oh, OK.
20:09Yeah.
20:10Surf, drugs, sex sounds like a dream job for a teenager.
20:13Oh, jeez.
20:15It was.
20:16Yeah.
20:17In the character, I mean.
20:18In the character.
20:19No, it was all those things.
20:22Can I say that?
20:23It was very fun.
20:24Yeah.
20:24It was very fun.
20:24You can relax a bit.
20:25And it's not a police interview.
20:26It's not tough.
20:28I'm like.
20:29Just trying to get to the bottom.
20:30All right.
20:30Thank God.
20:31And I'm guessing it would have been a tough show to shoot, scenes like this.
20:35Oh, wait.
20:35What is that about?
20:36How many takes there, Sean?
20:37I really had to rehearse that for weeks.
20:39Oh, OK.
20:40Yeah, that was tough.
20:41And look, if you miss Puberty Blues, I think this clip pretty much sums up the series.
20:49Oh, where's my pie?
20:51I'll go get you one.
20:53Where is it?
20:54She ate it.
20:56Dumb.
20:57Mole.
20:57Sorry, I'll run.
20:58Ten minutes.
21:00You dropped.
21:01Yeah.
21:02That's a fabulous effort there.
21:04You know, she still hasn't got him that pie.
21:06That's extraordinary.
21:07He's waiting.
21:07We've all ended a relationship over.
21:11No.
21:12Some rules are unbreakable.
21:14Hey, Sean.
21:15Yeah?
21:16There's this zoo in Denmark.
21:21Unwanted pets are involved.
21:22Where do you stand?
21:23Unwanted pets in a zoo?
21:25Yeah, you go feed.
21:25They're feeding them to the animals.
21:27Yeah, what do you reckon?
21:28Animals got to eat.
21:28Yeah.
21:33Well said.
21:34All right, Sean, follow-up question.
21:36Yeah.
21:36Mick had this idea that they're live and they're shot out of a cannon.
21:41Yeah, that's a T-shirt cannon.
21:43Yeah, that's a T-shirt cannon.
21:44I'm not cruel.
21:45You know what I mean?
21:46Like, just launching kittens at the Panthers.
21:52Morally tougher.
21:53Yeah.
21:54But people have to be entertained.
21:55Thank you very much.
21:57I will try and get this interview back on track.
22:00Now, Sean, your newest film, One More Shot, is about to premiere at the Melbourne International
22:05Film Festival.
22:06Is that referencing the pets?
22:08No, no, no.
22:09I'm related to pets.
22:10Can you give us the basic storyline in 10 words or less?
22:13No.
22:14I can do 11.
22:1511 times.
22:16Look, it's set 1999, Eve of Y2K.
22:20Feels like the world's about to end.
22:22Kind of like now, sometimes.
22:24And Minnie is going to a party with all her friends from medical school.
22:28She has a bottle of tequila, which every time she takes a shot, takes her back to the start
22:33of the night.
22:33Oh.
22:34So it's a dramedy.
22:35A time loop sort of thing.
22:36It's a time loop comedy with heart.
22:38Does someone stick their dick in a hot apple pie?
22:40Because that's the high watermark for me.
22:45Well, Phil.
22:46Wow.
22:46That is a...
22:48Have I given away the ending?
22:51Yes, Millie.
22:52And there's that kid going, where's my partner?
22:54You're flat.
22:57Sorry, Sean.
22:57I'm doing my best to promote a new Australian film.
23:00This is the zoo.
23:01And now I'm getting driven off the road with this nonsense.
23:04Can I ask one question for Sean?
23:05A quick guessing game.
23:06Is that all right, Tommy?
23:07Sure.
23:07One of us here on this panel, Sean, has won three major acting awards.
23:13Which of the five of us do you believe that to be?
23:18I mean, I'm looking in the eyes for the truth here.
23:21And I'm looking at Sam.
23:23You think I won?
23:23But now I'm looking at Mick.
23:25No.
23:27I don't know.
23:29Sean?
23:30Celia.
23:31Celia?
23:32Congratulations.
23:34I am so sorry.
23:38See, Rosehaven was sort of the puberty blues of Tasmania.
23:40And then Rosehaven.
23:42That's fair.
23:43No, you do real acting.
23:44Hey.
23:44I do.
23:45Hey, what's wrong with Utopia, Rosehaven?
23:47Real acting's hard.
23:48Is that your Mick?
23:49Is that right?
23:49Yeah, it is.
23:50You know that, don't you, Mick?
23:51My philosophy is leave nothing in the locker room.
23:53Really.
23:54Go big.
23:55That's right.
23:56That's it.
23:57Go big and pop on some pantaloons.
23:58Yes.
23:59What about your first ever roller?
24:00Oh, well, I was at a primary school in Canberra and we were doing a play about the gold mining
24:07era, the gold rush era in Australia.
24:09Oh.
24:10And I made my debut on stage as Chinaman number three.
24:19Wearing a rice paper hat.
24:22Panting for gold.
24:24Sam, what did you, when Mick, now hang on.
24:26When Mick told us that just before the start of the show, Sam, what did you say?
24:29I said Chinaman number three is what my teacher called me at school.
24:34You don't have to, it's, it's not.
24:36Look, Sean has some questions.
24:37You hopefully have some answers.
24:39Let's, uh, let's dive into it.
24:40Moving on, Aussie actor Patrick Bramall was spotted in New York.
24:44What's he doing there?
24:46Oh, no.
24:46This is a sequel.
24:47It's, um, The Devil Wears Tarot Cash.
24:51It is a sort of sequel or a remake of a famous movie.
24:54The movie is?
24:55Mick.
24:56Devil Wears Prada.
24:57He's in the reboot.
24:59Correct.
25:00Can't wait to see it.
25:00Devil Wears Prada 2.
25:01Is it a reboot or a sequel?
25:02Mel?
25:03I think it's a sequel because they're older now.
25:05It's the same people.
25:07So technically, there's, you know, there's a difference.
25:09It's Devil Wears Prada 2.
25:09I'll tell you what, he does a very convincing Meryl Streep.
25:12Doesn't he?
25:13Look, we're circling it, but Mick, points to yours.
25:15Next question, please.
25:16Okay.
25:17Filming has started on Spider-Man 4.
25:21Oh.
25:22Indeed.
25:23In what unusual location?
25:25Mel.
25:26That's Holland.
25:28Tom, Tom Holland.
25:29Ah, Scotland.
25:33Ian, where are we then, Mick?
25:34Is it?
25:35It's Scotland.
25:36Scotland.
25:37Filming in Scotland.
25:38Whereabouts in Scotland, do you know?
25:39None of your business.
25:40Yes.
25:42We're getting the points.
25:43I'm saying Glasgow.
25:45Glasgow's correct.
25:46Glasgow indeed.
25:46All right, next question.
25:47Ed Sheeran and Harry Potter star Rupert Grint were reunited this week for what?
25:53Filming.
25:53Sunscreen commercial?
25:55Yes.
25:56An awareness campaign would be very useful.
25:59Um, they're making something there, obviously.
26:01Um, Mel.
26:02I think this is an Ed Sheeran music video.
26:04Ah.
26:05Is it?
26:05That's correct.
26:06Is that a Chesterfield?
26:07That, that...
26:08That's lovely.
26:10That is a lovely question.
26:11Is it?
26:12Yeah.
26:12I'm going to go yes.
26:13And I'm going to go yes, too.
26:14That's correct.
26:15Do you notice that straight away?
26:16I did.
26:17My eye was drawn.
26:18Yeah, no.
26:18Bonus points.
26:19It's a beautiful couch.
26:21Is it a couch?
26:21Oh, good.
26:22What?
26:22It's couch.
26:23I didn't know what we were talking about.
26:25They could have popped the pillow up.
26:26Look, someone's been lying on me.
26:29Serious.
26:30I will try and get this back on track.
26:31What's yours?
26:32Mel, next question, please.
26:33Yeah.
26:33Exciting week for pop star Dua Lipa.
26:35What's she been given?
26:37Ah, Melody.
26:38A third leaper.
26:39Yes.
26:42Oh, why not?
26:43Just one, two, three.
26:46This is kind of an odd one, didn't it?
26:48Sam?
26:48She won Employee of the Week at Avis.
26:53Ed, help us out.
26:54Dua Lipa is now a citizen of Kosovo.
26:57Yes.
26:57So she's a Dua citizen.
26:58Oh, my God.
26:59Oh, come on.
27:00Oh, my God.
27:01Oh, my God.
27:01Oh, my God.
27:02Oh, my God.
27:03That's disgusting.
27:04Oh, my God.
27:04That is futry.
27:05I love that you censored that as if we could have read all of that text.
27:10The flags don't help, but that does.
27:13What is she again now, Tom?
27:14A Dua citizen.
27:16It's got a dish.
27:17It's got a dish.
27:18It's got a dish.
27:20It's got to take a break.
27:21One more shot is screening at the Melbourne International Film Festival this week and then streaming
27:25on stand.
27:26Would you please thank Sean Keenan?
27:40We're back at that other show.
27:41Would we like to put each of our contestants under the spotlight one by one?
27:45And what better way than getting them to unpack a bit of Gen Z slang?
27:50Yes, it's time for us to get...
27:52Go to the brainwagon.
27:53Don't really secure the bag.
27:57Down with the kids.
28:01It's a very simple challenge.
28:03We'll introduce you each to a modern word or term.
28:07You've just got to tell us what it is.
28:10Mick, let's begin with you.
28:16Mickie, here's something that's pretty hip on the street.
28:20Three signs you are a simp.
28:22Being a simp is actually so attractive.
28:25Someone just called me a simp.
28:26I'm also such a simp.
28:28Like, it's so disgusting to admit.
28:29Simping will never get you the girl.
28:32Do not call somebody a simp.
28:33You are a major, major, major simp.
28:36We've all been simps.
28:38Mick.
28:39What is a simp?
28:42I agree with that.
28:43What is a simp or simping?
28:44What does it mean?
28:45There's something right there.
28:48It's...
28:50It's...
28:50It's...
28:50It's...
28:50It's...
28:50It's...
28:50It's...
29:02It's...
29:03It's amazing.
29:03That is good.
29:04Simp, what do you think a simp is?
29:05Yeah, he is simp.
29:05We all know what a simp is.
29:06Where is it?
29:07Yeah, what?
29:07Look, if you know, you know.
29:10And clearly you don't.
29:12Any thoughts?
29:13I know it's skibbity.
29:15No, well...
29:16I'll give you some clues.
29:17Skibbity, no cap.
29:18I say simping is being a dick in a relationship.
29:22Oh.
29:22That's what it felt like there.
29:24Yeah.
29:24Yeah, it mainly applies to things guys do if they're really into a girl.
29:28I stand by my original answer.
29:31No, I think you're pretty close.
29:32So you're really into, in this case, a girl, and you make a bit of a...
29:36What are we, in grade four or something?
29:39A simp.
29:39I go, I want to be a partner of someone who doesn't want to be a partner of me.
29:43I'm a simp.
29:43Mickey, I reckon that is pretty darn close.
29:46Going above and beyond to please someone who doesn't really feel the same way about you.
29:50It's real life.
29:51OK.
29:52Ten points for Mickey and Mike.
29:53Hold on.
29:57That was ultra-slave.
30:01Oh, yeah.
30:02Celia.
30:03I ain't talking about it.
30:04I felt so old.
30:05It makes me really feel a lot better to look over at you.
30:07Tommy!
30:09We are going to unsubscribe from that drama to take a look at your algorithm-approved lingo.
30:17Have you encountered the so-called Gen Z stare?
30:20I got Gen Z stared so hard in the McDonald's drive-thru.
30:23I've experienced this a lot as a professor.
30:25This is the Gen Z stare that I got when I went to Chipotle.
30:27I'm coming to you as a victim of Gen Z.
30:29I've been personally victimised by the Gen Z's dad.
30:32Now, Celia, for ten points...
30:34Yeah?
30:35...I want you to look into that camera and give us a textbook Gen Z stroke Z stare.
30:43Oh.
30:46Pretty good.
30:47He eats to find his blank.
30:49Yeah, thank you.
30:50Pretty good.
30:51Here he is.
30:52Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
30:54Great.
30:54Thank you, thank you.
30:55I don't really know.
30:56I just stare.
30:57Is it...
30:58I'm...
30:58I'm just learning.
30:59Is it when someone said...
31:01You know, an old person has said something sort of stupid?
31:03It can be motivated by anything, but you gave us a blank, expressionless look.
31:07Yeah.
31:08And that is...
31:08It happens to me, and I just panic.
31:09I just...
31:10I just make sounds of modems at them that really confuse you.
31:12Okay.
31:16They have no idea.
31:17Celia, main quest achieved.
31:19Well done to you.
31:22All right.
31:23Mel, let's beta test some swag and check out your rizzed-up rhetoric.
31:28Word is gyāt.
31:30What does gyāt mean?
31:32Gyāt!
31:33Stop recording and just tell me what a giat is.
31:36Giat dam.
31:37Giat.
31:38Mel, is a slang term for what?
31:40I don't think anyone's using the slang anymore
31:42because you've said it.
31:45Well, hopefully it was.
31:46No, it's a large rear end.
31:49Because you say giat dam.
31:51It's short for giat dam and often said
31:54when you spot someone with, as you say, a larger rear end.
31:59Yeah, you do.
31:59You're done.
32:00You're done.
32:01You're done.
32:03That was, uh, valid.
32:06Okay.
32:10You can't read them off a card.
32:14What's worse of the video?
32:16That was, uh, yeah.
32:19Okay.
32:19Ed, not to flex, but I'm here dripping with goblin mode energy
32:23for your grammar lesson.
32:25Today I'm going to be touching grass.
32:27Is it real grass?
32:28Oh my God, Danny, touch grass.
32:30You need to touch grass.
32:31You know, you'll see comments sometimes
32:33and it's like, touch grass.
32:34That shit works, man.
32:37Ed, what does it mean to tell someone to touch grass?
32:40Well, firstly, I just wish we were donating influencers
32:42to a Denmark zoo.
32:45I don't know.
32:46It's just to get back to nature.
32:48You've got to get back, get off screens,
32:50get back to nature.
32:51Ironically, they're telling us to do that via TikTok.
32:53Is that, am I close?
32:55Ten points to Ed Pennelly.
32:58All right, nice.
32:59Let's go.
33:00All right.
33:01Sam, bit of a plot twist.
33:03Let me demonstrate vibes into action.
33:06I'm going to demonstrate a move for you
33:08and then ask you a very simple question.
33:11All right, I'm going to come over here.
33:12Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
33:13This is hugely viral.
33:15Is this, this segment couldn't get any worse?
33:18Give it to us.
33:19I love this episode of Old People's Home Before You're Old.
33:22Here we go, here we go.
33:37Sam, what two words spring to mind when you see that?
33:42An idiot.
33:43Oh, right.
33:45That's huge.
33:47That's huge.
33:49OK.
33:51Hey, hey, hey.
33:53Terminal cringe.
33:54Yeah.
33:56If anyone wants to leave, you can go.
33:59Do you know what I'm doing?
34:00Yeah.
34:01Yeah, everyone knows.
34:01No, you all know, do you?
34:02Yeah.
34:03You all know what it's called?
34:04Yeah.
34:05Yeah, I do.
34:05What is it?
34:06Holding us hostage.
34:10No, it's like you're crafting an image of coolness
34:13in an effortless manner.
34:15What?
34:15This is what you're trying to do.
34:17Because I've only seen that little kid in the front of the boat.
34:19And he's doing that.
34:20The thing he's doing has a name.
34:22It's something farming.
34:24Aura farming.
34:25Sam, it is indeed aura farming.
34:27And if you don't believe me, take a look.
34:28Don't say congratulations, man.
34:30Yeah, that's right.
34:31Oh, yeah.
34:32Oh.
34:35And all too soon, that brings us to the end of...
34:42Down with the kids.
34:43Back with more.
34:44Have you been paying attention?
34:45Right after this.
34:57We're back, you're watching, have you been having hands on buzzers?
35:03This is exciting.
35:04Scientists have developed a world first vaccine that protects cows and other animals against
35:09devastating...
35:10Protects cows against devastating...
35:12Celia?
35:13Lions.
35:13He's wrong.
35:15There'll be a shield.
35:17Mick?
35:17Nipple rash.
35:18It's...
35:18That's it.
35:19Full time.
35:20Utter rash.
35:21Sam?
35:21Denmark zoos.
35:22Okay.
35:23You're getting distracted.
35:24Not that.
35:25Melody?
35:25Cash cow disease.
35:27That's a serious problem.
35:29Ed?
35:29If you're foot and mouth disease, Tommy.
35:31Yes, indeed.
35:31This alleged drug gang in the UK was taken down by an unlikely snitch.
35:37Who was it?
35:38Dogged them in.
35:39Mickie?
35:39It was a parrot.
35:40Yes.
35:40What?
35:41It was a parrot.
35:41Their pet parrot was saying, two for 25, two to 25, which is the drug...
35:44Do you take a look?
35:45Two for 25.
35:48The whole animal community's in uproar.
35:51David Attenborough came out and said, snitches get stitches.
35:54He said...
35:55I thought I would have said, Polly want a crack.
35:57You would have thought.
36:00I'm trying to say, I cannot believe that bird is a rat.
36:03Oh, there we go.
36:05This US-made ice cream has raised eyebrows for its bold new flavour.
36:09What is it?
36:11Melanie?
36:12It's a Gwyneth Paltrow's.
36:14Oh, there we go.
36:16There we go.
36:17Not candle-related.
36:18I know, it'll be breast milk.
36:21Breast milk?
36:22People are obsessed.
36:22Yeah, it's cookies and cleavage, I believe, is the...
36:26I'll tell you what.
36:27Jesus.
36:30I feel sorry for Frida.
36:32She's going to be punching it out.
36:33I'm not, stop.
36:34It's actually cow or colostrum, but they're still calling it a press bell.
36:38To a tyre shop in Perth.
36:41Hello.
36:42Hello.
36:43Look at that.
36:44Whoa.
36:45Sorry, there should have been a trigger warning on that too.
36:49What happens next?
36:51Celia.
36:51A full moon.
36:52Well, it's three quarters as we're looking at it.
36:56Anyone know?
36:56It's quite dramatic, quite...
36:58Sam.
36:58Well, I'll take a guess, because of the smoke, and suggest there's an explosion.
37:05Oh, my goodness.
37:06Sam.
37:07What is it?
37:07Take a look.
37:13What is it?
37:14That's a lithium battery exploding.
37:16Should have put it out with his ass crack.
37:20All right, it's time to test the heart rate.
37:30And tonight's sports segment is brought to you by The Naked Gun,
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37:38Looking forward to it.
37:39A fascinating scene from Lords this week.
37:42And if ever you wanted drama, here's drama for you.
37:46That is drama indeed.
37:46What's going on there?
37:48Melanie.
37:50He's pretending he has a gun.
37:54He's saying, what's something on there?
37:55He has a slightly sore arm,
37:57and he was giving it large with a cast, et cetera.
38:00Would you mean last man Chris Wokes came out to bat
38:02with a dislocated shoulder?
38:03Well, he claims that, but he's English, so broken nail.
38:08And it didn't do the trick.
38:12Also, giving it large, the Down With The Kids segment is over.
38:16Sorry.
38:17The opening match of The 100 at Lords was interrupted by what?
38:21Celia.
38:22Gender reveal.
38:23I think that's the opening ceremony.
38:25An unusual sight at Lords.
38:29I saw this.
38:30It was a fox.
38:31It was indeed.
38:32Take a look.
38:33Well, this is a first.
38:35Look at the home of cricket.
38:37And not even on Fox Sports.
38:39Wow.
38:39Thank you, Mel.
38:41Off to the Denmark Zoo.
38:45Moving on.
38:45Meet Jen Powell.
38:47She's made MLB history as the first woman to have what job?
38:51Never had one of these before.
38:52Mel.
38:53Third base.
38:54What job is that?
38:55No.
38:56It doesn't run into the base.
38:58Sam.
39:00First woman to umpire in the major leagues.
39:03In a regular season.
39:04And you were telling me during the week you thought it was political.
39:05Thank you, Sam.
39:08Political correctness gone mad, Tom.
39:09We'll move on.
39:10Wokeness ruining society.
39:12And you said the old rule, ladies bring a home plate.
39:15Yeah.
39:18You insisted.
39:21Sam, I will pay that.
39:22Well, a big announcement from the US Open.
39:24It'll now be...
39:26Uh, Nick.
39:27More interesting.
39:29Well, maybe because of this it's something to do with, um, what you achieve for winning
39:35the event.
39:36Melanie.
39:36You get the most money.
39:38Yes.
39:38It's the richest prize purse in tennis.
39:41Winners go home with a seven million Australian pitch.
39:44What's the first?
39:45Yeah, less for Taras, of course, but it's going to be a different choice.
39:48And they're going to replace the ball kids with Labradors.
39:51Oh, well, that's not a good time.
39:53Not a bad ball.
39:55That's a very good idea.
39:56I mean, they get the balls, but good luck getting them back.
39:58Yeah.
39:59You're a thinker, Mickey.
40:01To a soccer match in Lithuania.
40:06What are those fans angry about?
40:12I mean, maybe that's just how you reserve a court, you know?
40:14Like, for a pool table, you put a coin on there.
40:17Soccer field, you just have to chuck a bunch of cases.
40:18Do you call that a court?
40:21Sam, what's going on?
40:22It's a bit triggering for Mick, by the way.
40:24That's how most of his relationships ended.
40:27Well, I need to know what's going on.
40:28I thought it was a home movie.
40:31Ed, what's going on there?
40:32They want the coach to pack his bags and leave.
40:35That's FC Antler.
40:37Thank you, Ed.
40:38They want to look it up at home.
40:40We've got to take a break.
40:41We're back for the winners.
40:42Right after this.
40:53We're back.
40:54Let's close this show out with a little Rapid Recall.
40:58And tonight's Rapid Recall is proudly brought to you by Yui.
41:01You haven't shopped around until you've tried Yui.
41:04Oh, so true.
41:06Thank you, Ed.
41:07All right, start that clock.
41:10Astronaut Jim Lovell died at the age of 97.
41:13He was famous for uttering those immortal words, Houston...
41:17Mick?
41:18We have a problem.
41:19Is indeed on there.
41:23Wow.
41:25Sam.
41:29I don't know how it's turned into a rally, by the way.
41:32You know, just for the sake...
41:34You know, that's not what he said.
41:35What did he say?
41:36What did he say?
41:37What did he say?
41:37He said, Houston, we've had a problem.
41:39Yeah.
41:40He's been misquoted.
41:41Thank you very much.
41:42I believe the exact words were, Houston, I've done a shit in my skin.
41:48So, am I going to give the points to Mick or do you want to?
41:50No, no, that's...
41:51I'll take them.
41:53Rapid Recall...
41:54I'm just letting you know.
41:55That is actually...
41:56He said, we've had a problem.
41:57It's good stuff, yeah.
41:58I feel like we should point out that Mick is aware that he could potentially win,
42:01which is why this sudden energy shift...
42:05I can feel the support.
42:06Yeah.
42:06I can feel the support.
42:07All right.
42:08Mick, points are yours.
42:09Let's go.
42:1090,000 Sydneysiders braved the weather to do what on Sunday morning?
42:16Sam, ironically, tell Mel...
42:18Tell Melburnians how good their weather is.
42:20That's a sadly not a great day.
42:22Mickie?
42:23It was a run.
42:24Oh, my God.
42:27Oh, my God.
42:32That is...
42:34I'll need a name.
42:35A city to surf, a fun run.
42:37A fun run.
42:41This is Rapid Recall.
42:43If you're all going to cheer every...
42:45Give me a long segment, so we'll whip through Mickie.
42:47You're going to have the points.
42:48According to the latest Gallup poll, who is America's most hated figure?
42:52Mick.
42:53Elon Musk.
42:54Yes.
42:5661% of Americans hold a dim view of him.
42:59The island nation of Nauru has just sold its first what?
43:03I'm not going to...
43:05Sam, can I just point out we're all too scared to buzz in.
43:08No, it is.
43:09Buzz in.
43:10Buzz in.
43:11You're all good.
43:11It's beautiful.
43:12I don't know what's going on.
43:14What's he going to do?
43:15Come on.
43:15What's Nauru just told?
43:16Just love an underdog.
43:17For the first time.
43:18Help me out.
43:19Ed.
43:21It's citizenship.
43:22Passport.
43:22Yeah, you basically buy your way.
43:23Yeah, I'm willing to be the bad guy here.
43:25Let's do this thing.
43:27A new study has revealed brain rot can occur after just three minutes doing what?
43:33Mick.
43:33Watching the Logies.
43:37Thanks, Dan.
43:38Thanks.
43:39More general.
43:40We all do too much of this.
43:41Melanie.
43:42I know they sponsor the segment, but it's you, he adds.
43:45Yeah, totally.
43:47Can I just point out I was deeply hurt by Mick's comment?
43:50Oh, it was...
43:54Sam.
43:55You did a great job.
43:57You guys...
43:57For three minutes.
44:02What is brain rot?
44:03I get brain rot for scrolling for three minutes.
44:06On social?
44:07On social media, which is why I always do way more than three minutes.
44:10Thank you very much.
44:12You get mental fogginess.
44:13Cat lovers gathered on Friday to...
44:15Oh, we're out of time.
44:17Let's check that final leaderboard, and our winner is Mick McGowan.
44:48Let's have a victory at speech.
44:49Oh, it's a victory we all needed.
44:51No time for a speech.
44:53Congratulations to our winner.
44:54Thanks to everyone for being part of the show.
44:57We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention
44:59when preparing for a live news cross in Brazil.
45:03Oh, no.
45:05And that's how it's done.
45:06Good night, Australia.
45:07See you all next week.
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