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00:07What's with all this sand?
00:09Uh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.
00:12Either that or he has a really big cat.
00:15Hey, come on. Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic
00:18microscopes for the prehistoric forensics department.
00:27Okay. Take Pinky Tuscadero up to inspiration point.
00:32Collect three cool points. Yeah.
00:34Which gives me five.
00:36And let's see who is going to lose their clothes.
00:39Um, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor,
00:42Mr. Joey Tribbiani.
00:47All right, relax. It's just a shoe.
00:49Oh!
00:52Okay, your band is playing at Arnold's.
00:54Collect three cool points.
00:56Which means I have five,
00:58and that means I get Joey's boxers.
01:08Fine. Gang up on me.
01:10I got you all right where I want you.
01:13Come on, take them off.
01:15Actually, you know, it's kind of cold,
01:16so how about I keep my boxers on
01:18and give you all a peek at the good stuff.
01:23Well, is everybody else having just the best time?
01:27Shh.
01:28Shh. Joey's asleep.
01:39After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.
01:46Well, I assume the, uh, happy couple isn't up yet.
01:50Did you guys hear them last night?
01:51Oh, yeah.
01:52I don't know what they were doing, but at one point,
01:54sea turtles actually came up to the house.
01:59Good morning.
02:00Hey.
02:00Hey.
02:01How'd everybody sleep?
02:02Oh, great.
02:03Leg along.
02:04Us too.
02:07I'm going for a walk.
02:14Good morning.
02:15Nice breaths, by the way.
02:21Hey.
02:27What happened to you?
02:29Oh, uh, nothing.
02:29I just felt like hanging out here and reading.
02:32Ugh.
02:33The water was so great.
02:34We jumped off this pier and my suit came off.
02:37Ugh.
02:38Sorry I missed that.
02:40Yeah, Joey and Chandler sure are funny.
02:42Ugh.
02:44I think I brought back half the beach in my hair.
02:47It was so much easier when I used to shave my head.
02:49Ugh.
02:50Ugh.
02:54You know, I gotta tell you, I just loved your look when you were bald.
03:00Really?
03:01Ugh.
03:02Because I think about shaving it all off again sometimes.
03:05Really?
03:06Yeah.
03:07I mean, you definitely should do that.
03:10You know what?
03:11I should do it.
03:12Yeah.
03:12You know what?
03:13Thank you, Rachel.
03:14You were so cool.
03:15Oh, stop.
03:17Come on.
03:18I'm gonna shave that head.
03:20Alright.
03:24Hey, everybody.
03:25Wow.
03:28Ah.
03:29Ah.
03:30Ah.
03:31Look what you did.
03:34You wanna touch it?
03:35No, but it's great.
03:37Come on.
03:38Touch it.
03:40Okay.
03:43You can feel all the bones in your skull.
03:54Hi.
03:54Hi.
03:55I was having a little chat with, uh, Bonnie.
03:57And, uh, guess what?
03:59She, she happened to bring up, you know, who was behind the whole, um, head shaving idea.
04:03And now, who was it?
04:04Was it?
04:05Oh, that's all right.
04:05That's all right.
04:05It was you.
04:08That was her idea.
04:10I just gave her a nudge.
04:13She said you gave her the razor.
04:16Hey.
04:17Hey.
04:18So, anyone up for a midnight dip in the ocean?
04:21Uh, I'm good.
04:22No, thanks.
04:23Okay, I'll see you in a bit.
04:24Okay, have fun.
04:25Bye.
04:25Okay.
04:27Come on.
04:28See?
04:28She doesn't look that bad.
04:31You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head.
04:36What the hell were you thinking?
04:38I don't know.
04:39You don't know, Rach.
04:39You bald-ed my girlfriend.
04:41All right.
04:43All right.
04:44There's a nuclear holocaust.
04:46I'm the last man on Earth.
04:49Would you go out with me?
04:52Eh.
04:56I've got canned goods.
05:00Hey, you guys.
05:01Take a look at this.
05:02Check this baby out.
05:04Dug me a hole.
05:08Excellent hole, Joe.
05:11Oh, no!
05:12No!
05:13My hole!
05:14What?!
05:16What?
05:16What is it?
05:17What is it?
05:18Jellyfish sting!
05:19Oh, it hurts!
05:20It hurts!
05:21It hurts!
05:21Well, can we help?
05:22You want us to take you back to the house?
05:23Oh, it's like two miles.
05:25Yeah, and I'm a little tired from digging the hole.
05:27Oh, damn the jellyfish!
05:31Damn all the jellyfish!
05:33I've got to do something.
05:35Well, there's really only one thing you can do.
05:37What?
05:37What is it?
05:38You're gonna have to pee on it.
05:42What?!
05:42Gross!
05:43Don't blame me.
05:44I saw it on the Discovery Channel.
05:46You know what?
05:46He's right.
05:47There's something like ammonia in that that kills the pain.
05:51Well, forget it!
05:53It doesn't hurt that bad!
05:56If you want some privacy, you can use my hole.
06:00Pass the cheese, please.
06:07My God, you can't even look at me, can you?
06:10Nope.
06:13Hey, it's Beebe!
06:14We can talk to Beebe!
06:17No, I'm too depressed to talk.
06:20I'll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.
06:23Hey, you guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?
06:28No!
06:29All right, that's it, you guys.
06:31What happened out there?
06:32What?
06:33We took a walk.
06:34Nothing happened.
06:35I came back with nothing all over me.
06:39Come on, what happened, Joey?
06:42All right.
06:43No!
06:44Joey, we swore we'd never tell!
06:46They'll never understand.
06:47We can't.
06:51We have to say something.
06:53We have to get it out.
06:54It's eating me alive.
06:58Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
07:00All right!
07:05All right.
07:09I got stung.
07:13Stung bad.
07:16I couldn't stand.
07:17I...
07:18I couldn't walk.
07:20We were two miles from the house.
07:24We were scared and alone.
07:26We didn't think we could make it.
07:34I was in too much pain.
07:35And I was tired from digging the huge hole.
07:40And then Joey remembered something.
07:44I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel.
07:46Wait a minute.
07:47I saw that on the Discovery Channel.
07:50Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you...
07:56Ew!
07:57You peed on yourself?
08:00Ew!
08:01You can't say that!
08:03You don't know!
08:04I mean, I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain.
08:08Anyway, I...
08:09I tried.
08:10But I...
08:11I couldn't bend that way.
08:15So?
08:18Ew!
08:23That's right.
08:23I stepped up.
08:28She's my friend and she needed help.
08:31If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.
08:39Only, uh...
08:40I couldn't.
08:45I got the stage fright.
08:49I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure.
08:51So...
08:51So I, uh...
08:53I turned to Chandler.
08:58Joey kept screaming at me.
09:00Do it now!
09:01Do it!
09:01Do it!
09:01Do it now!
09:04Sometimes late at night, I can still hear this screaming.
09:11That's cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
09:14Guys, hurry up!
09:15The flight leaves in four hours.
09:16It could take time to get a taxi.
09:17There could be traffic.
09:18The plane could leave early.
09:19When we get to London, there could be a line of customs.
09:21Come on!
09:23Six hour trip to London.
09:25That's a lot of Monica.
09:29Passport.
09:30Check.
09:30Camera.
09:31Check.
09:32Travelers checks.
09:33Check.
09:33Who are you saying check to?
09:35Myself.
09:36You know, for remembering to pack the thing.
09:37You know, you do a good thing, you get a check.
09:43My mom does it.
09:44I never realized it was weird.
09:45Hey, my mom used to put her head in the oven.
09:49Actually, she only did it the one time.
09:51But it's pretty weird.
09:55Hey!
09:55Hey!
09:56Are you ready yet?
09:57Yep, you got the tickets?
09:58Oh, got them right here.
09:59Check.
10:02It's all London, baby.
10:04Here we go.
10:08You got your passport?
10:10Yeah.
10:10My third drawer of my dresser.
10:12You don't want to lose that.
10:18Oh!
10:18There it is.
10:20What do you think?
10:21Well, I'm not going to have to buy that I'm with stupid t-shirt anymore.
10:25Well, I like it.
10:27Here you go.
10:28All right, look, you're not really going to buy that, are you?
10:29Don't you think you've embarrassed me enough for one day?
10:31Oh, I embarrass you?
10:33How can I answer that when I'm pretending I don't know you?
10:37He's just jealous.
10:38You'll fit right in.
10:39All Londoners wear them.
10:40Oh, really?
10:41Then how come no one here anywhere is wearing one?
10:44They're all tourists.
10:47All right, look, if you insist on wearing that in public, you know,
10:51you're going to spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.
10:55Huh?
11:00You're going to make me choose between you and the half?
11:03I choose the half.
11:04Good choice.
11:05Thanks.
11:05Okay, look.
11:06All right, that's it.
11:07Okay?
11:07I'm out of here.
11:08I'm not going to be embarrassed anymore.
11:15Emma and I were talking, and I was so upset about the hall being knocked down,
11:20and she suggested that we just put the wedding off for a bit.
11:27She said what?
11:28She said if I'm not going to be happy getting married somewhere that we can find in a day,
11:31well, then we should just postpone it.
11:36Postpone it.
11:39Emily, do you think Monica realizes how much our parents spent on this wedding?
11:44Huh?
11:44Do you think my sister's teeny tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives
11:51to fly thousands of miles to be here?
11:53Huh?
11:58This isn't right.
12:00I realize that people are going to be disappointed.
12:04I'm sure they'll come back when we can do it right.
12:06Well, I can't ask people to do that.
12:08Would you ask people to do that?
12:10Don't you point your pants at me.
12:13We have no choice.
12:16Anywhere that's half decent will have been bought months ago.
12:18Ross, don't you understand?
12:19This is our wedding I'm talking about.
12:21The only thing I understand is postponing it is not an option.
12:24This is when we're getting married.
12:26So what are you saying, it's now or never?
12:28No, I'm saying it's now.
12:29Or?
12:30There's no or in mine.
12:32What is wrong with these pants?
12:36It's not the pants, it's you who's backwards.
12:39And if you don't understand how important this is to me,
12:42well, then perhaps we shouldn't be getting married at all.
12:44What?
12:45Emily, no, wait, stop.
12:46Emily, please.
12:47Oh!
12:49I was hammered, okay?
12:51There's no way that you look like Ross's mother.
12:54Then why would he say it?
12:56Because he's crazy.
12:57Okay?
12:58You came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.
13:04My mother's right.
13:06Never gonna get married.
13:07You know what?
13:08That is...
13:10Who wouldn't want you?
13:12Oh, please.
13:13I'm a single mom with a 30-year-old son.
13:21I'm getting married today!
13:23Woo-hoo!
13:25Morning, Ross.
13:26I'm getting married today!
13:28Yeah, you are!
13:29Woo-hoo!
13:32You think you knew I was here?
13:42Well, I've never done that with you before.
13:46Nope.
13:47So, uh, how are you?
13:49How are you?
13:50You okay?
13:52Yeah, yeah.
13:53You?
13:53Oh, yes.
13:54Yes.
13:55Uh-huh.
13:56You?
13:59We did you.
14:03Well...
14:05I better get going.
14:06Oh, yeah, absolutely.
14:11Could you not look?
14:13I don't wanna look.
14:15Uh, anyway...
14:16Uh...
14:17I love you guys.
14:19But not as much as I love America.
14:24Can we please go home now?
14:27Are you going home?
14:29I was hoping to get to know you better.
14:33I'm not going anywhere, sweetheart.
14:43Hello?
14:44Hey, where the hell have you been?
14:46Hey.
14:47I spent the night out.
14:48I met this cute bridesmaid.
14:51She is so...
14:52I-I don't wanna hear about her!
14:54Aw, Phoebs.
14:55You know you're still my number one girl.
14:58No!
14:59No!
14:59We have an emergency, okay?
15:01Rachel's coming to London.
15:02Oh, great!
15:04No, it's not great!
15:05No!
15:06She's coming to tell Ross that she loves him!
15:08But he loves Emily.
15:10I know that!
15:12You have to stop her!
15:13She's gonna ruin the wedding!
15:15Okay.
15:17Okay, so I've done my part, okay?
15:19It's your responsibility now.
15:21The burden is off me, right?
15:23Right.
15:24So tell me about this girl.
15:29Hello, Joey.
15:30Hey, Felicity.
15:33Um, I thought about you all day.
15:36Yeah?
15:37Mm-hmm.
15:38Talk New York to me again.
15:40Forget about it!
15:43How you doin'?
15:45Ooh!
15:46Ooh!
15:48Ooh!
15:50Ooh!
16:08There's a girl on the phone for you.
16:10Oh, great!
16:12Hey!
16:14Hello?
16:15Joey, it's Phoebe.
16:17Did you stop Rachel?
16:18Uh, no, but it's okay.
16:19She just came in and gave him a hug.
16:20That's it.
16:21So nothing got ruined?
16:23No!
16:23Oh, that's so great!
16:25Oh!
16:26So what's going on now?
16:28Uh, I'm walking down the aisle.
16:34Still walking.
16:37And now, I'm at the front with Ross.
16:40It's Phoebe.
16:46He looks pretty mad.
16:47Uh, I better go.
16:50No!
16:50Wait, wait, wait!
16:50Oh, please, hold it up so I can listen.
16:55Hey, Ross.
16:56Take thee, Emily.
16:58Take thee, Rachel.
17:04Emily.
17:11Emily.
17:13Emily.
17:13You really think this is okay?
17:14Well, Ross and Emily aren't gonna use it.
17:17Oh, it's so beautiful.
17:20Oh.
17:22You know what, I don't know if I feel right about this.
17:23Oh, my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my.
17:26This is the honeymoon suite.
17:28The room expects sex.
17:32The room would be disappointed if it didn't get sex.
17:36All the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.
17:41Okay.
17:42Okay.
17:45Emily?
17:46Nope.
17:47Not under here.
17:49Hey, Joey.
17:50Hey, Phoebs.
17:51Listen, uh, can you do me a favor?
17:53I got the PIN number to my ATM card.
17:55Can you get it for me?
17:56Sure, where is it?
17:57Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.
18:01Ah, so you're 5639?
18:04That's it.
18:05Thanks, Phoebs.
18:06Oh, do you want to talk to Chandler?
18:08Is that Joey? Let me talk.
18:09No, because he didn't believe in my movie.
18:12Which is a big mistake because it is real.
18:15Real.
18:16Hey, you know what?
18:17I've been trying to apologize to him all week.
18:19If he's not going to let me do it on the phone,
18:20I'm going to go down there, I'm going to do it in person.
18:23Uh, Phoebs, I heard that.
18:24Uh, can you put him on?
18:25Yeah.
18:28Hey, don't come out here.
18:31No, no, no, no.
18:32I support you 100%, and I want to prove that to you in person.
18:35I got that. I forgive you.
18:36Don't come out here.
18:38Forgive me, you haven't been taking my calls for a week.
18:41Well, I'm totally over it, Chandler.
18:43Friends forever.
18:43Don't come out here.
18:46Would you mind doing a picture with us?
18:49Uh, what was that?
18:50Uh, Entertainment Tonight.
18:53Yeah.
18:54Okay, so, good talking to you, and don't come out here.
18:56All right.
18:58I understand it can happen on anniversary ever.
19:01Oh, good. All right, you decided to tell about the Richard thing.
19:08What, what Richard thing?
19:10Oh, no.
19:13What Richard thing?
19:14Simmons. Go with Simmons.
19:22Okay, I, um, I ran into Richard yesterday, and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite,
19:28and I did.
19:29And the only reason why I didn't tell you is because I, I knew you'd get mad, and I didn't
19:33want to spoil our anniversary.
19:35I'm not mad.
19:39Really?
19:40Oh, yeah.
19:41Yeah, so you, you bumped into Richard. You grabbed a bite.
19:47No big deal.
19:52Great.
19:57Okay, London, one.
19:59Embarrassed that easily.
20:01What? You totally get embarrassed.
20:03No, I don't.
20:05Ross, I, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.
20:08Is that so?
20:09Yeah.
20:12Hey, lady.
20:13I don't care how much you want it, okay?
20:16I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom.
20:25I'm on my way back to the bathroom.
20:30Yeah, all right, all right. Just keep walking, all right?
20:38Gosh, what are you, I am sorry, sir. I just, I think he just really likes you.
20:53Hey, you know that teacher who had a baby with her student?
20:58Mm-hmm.
20:59Mm-hmm.
21:06Hi.
21:09Can I help you?
21:10Yes, I'm sorry, miss. Do you have any extra pants?
21:12Uh, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
21:19I think the check-in is that way.
21:21Ah.
21:24Oh, kids love me.
21:31Yes.
21:32Hey!
21:33Hi, Mary.
21:34Hi, Mary.
21:34Hi, Mary.
21:35Hi, Mary.
21:36Did you go to a costume party?
21:39Oh, my God.
21:40Let me guess.
21:41Um, Pancho Villa.
21:43And you're Bob Saget.
21:48Pancho Villa?
21:49Yeah.
21:50What?
21:51What are you talking about, B?
21:53I don't know.
21:54Ah!
21:57Oh, my God, you drew on me?
22:00Hey, you wet my pants.
22:03Oh.
22:04What kind of party was this?
22:05Ross?
22:06I've been walking around like this since the plane.
22:08You have so crossed a line.
22:10Rach, wait.
22:12The men's room is that way.
22:15Hey, where's the other guy?
22:17Which guy?
22:18He's kind of tall, dark hair.
22:20The hand looks exactly like this.
22:21See?
22:22I don't know about the hands, but the guy who was here before me
22:25just went to the restaurant.
22:26Okay.
22:32How are you doing?
22:35Very busy.
22:36Right.
22:37Okay.
22:40Woo!
22:41I won!
22:42I won!
22:43I finally won!
22:44I won!
22:45That was my quarter.
22:47Right here, take a hike trip.
22:50Excuse me, sir.
22:51This lady played my quarter.
22:54This is my money.
22:55Is that true, miss?
22:57Sells drugs to kids.
22:59What?
23:01She sells drugs to kids.
23:05It was my quarter.
23:07Was it her quarter?
23:08How about we talk about this over dinner?
23:11Okay, lady.
23:13You're out of here.
23:13No!
23:14No, you can't arrest me!
23:15No, I won't go back!
23:16I won't go back to that hellhole!
23:19I'm just taking you outside.
23:22Oh, okay.
23:34Are you going to play?
23:35No.
23:35No, I don't really have any money.
23:38Not yet, anyway.
23:42Can't say to you if you're not going to play.
23:56Hello.
23:59My name is Regina Falangi.
24:04I'm a businesswoman in town on business.
24:07Would you like to see my card?
24:09Oh, what did I do with my filofax?
24:11I must have left it in conference room B.
24:14What did you hit me?
24:17Oh, my God.
24:18May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands?
24:24They're identical.
24:25Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.
24:30Stop it.
24:32Uh, Miss Falangi, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at this table?
24:37Please stop it.
24:40Uh, wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a, uh, entertainment venue,
24:48huh?
24:49If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you.
24:55Didn't I just throw you out of here?
24:58No, you threw out Phoebe.
25:00I'm Regina Falangi.
25:02Falangi.
25:03Come on, lady.
25:05Please, please take him, too.
25:07Me?
25:08Oh, come on, man.
25:10All right, buddy, come on.
25:10Whoa, whoa, whoa.
25:12Don't let him do this.
25:13Come on.
25:14Put the...
25:15I'm your hand, twin!
25:18What did you just say?
25:19You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
25:23Are you serious?
25:25Yes, I love you.
25:26I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
25:30I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
25:33Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it.
25:37What do you say?
25:39Okay.
25:40Okay, let's go.
25:41Okay.
25:41All right.
25:42All right.
25:44All right.
25:46All right.
25:47Okay, that's a four.
25:48And where's the other one?
25:50It went under the table.
25:52Nobody move!
25:53Okay, you look that way.
25:54All right, this way.
25:59Here it is, here it is.
26:02That could be a four or a five.
26:07It's your call.
26:12It's a four.
26:18Hello, one marriage, please.
26:21We want to get married.
26:22Well, there's a service in progress.
26:24Have a seat.
26:25All right.
26:35What are you doing?
26:37Oh, that's the wedding march.
26:38Does that freak you out?
26:40No, only because it's the graduation song.
26:47Okay.
26:48This is it.
26:49We're going to get married.
26:51Are you sure you want to do this?
26:58Hello, Mrs. Bryce.
27:01Hello, Mr. Rachel.
27:06Wait.
27:07Okay.
27:13Oh.
27:21Um...
27:24Um...
27:38Why haven't we been together?
27:40I don't know.
27:44Do you have any clothes on?
27:46Yes.
27:48Really?
27:48No.
27:52But we didn't have...
27:56sex, did we?
28:00I mean, I don't remember much about last night.
28:03It was such a blur.
28:06Oh!
28:08I remember laughing.
28:09I laughed a lot.
28:11Then we didn't have sex.
28:15Oh.
28:17Oh, I mean, we were really drunk.
28:21I was glad we didn't do anything stupid.
28:23Tell me about it.
28:25Hey!
28:26Hey!
28:26Hi.
28:27Hi.
28:29Oh.
28:30Coffee.
28:31Mmm.
28:40What?
28:41Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night?
28:43Or...
28:45What do you mean last night?
28:47Nothing, nothing, uh...
28:48Nothing happened last night.
28:50Oh, yeah.
28:50Uh-huh.
28:50Ross invited us all to watch.
28:56Rach, we weren't gonna miss our friends getting married.
28:58Who got married?
29:01Who got married?
29:02You did?
29:05What?
29:06What?
29:07Hello?
29:08We didn't get married?
29:09We didn't get married?
29:10That's ridiculous.
29:16Wait, wait, wait, wait.
29:17I remember being in the chapel.
29:19Oh, my...
29:19They would not let us get married when we were that drunk.
29:22No.
29:23They let you get married when you're drunk.
29:25Most people getting married in Vegas are drunk.
29:28No, I'm drunk right now.
29:32I can't have a mimosa with breakfast.
29:34I'm on vacation.
29:36What are you guys gonna do?
29:38Oh, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer?
29:40Oh.
29:40Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one.
29:46Now, this one's free, right?
29:47Because you paid for the first two, so you get the third one for free.
29:51Laugh it up, but the joke's on you.
29:54Because we don't need to get divorced.
29:56Okay?
29:56We're just gonna get an annulment.
29:58An annulment?
29:59Ross, I don't think surgery's the answer here.
30:04Oh, oh, that's your thing.
30:08What?
30:10The thing, the thing.
30:11You know, that you're the guy who gets divorced.
30:13Oh, yeah.
30:14Oh, no, that's not my thing.
30:18I do not love getting divorced.
30:21Yes, you do.
30:22This is your third divorce.
30:24God, you love divorce so much, you're probably gonna marry it.
30:27And then...
30:29And then it won't work out, so you're gonna have to divorce it.
30:32Divorcing guy.
30:35I'm so drunk.
30:38Hey, I'm all packed and ready to go.
30:41Well, that's right.
30:43Daddy and Uncle Joey are going on a trip today.
30:45We're going to a conference in Barbados.
30:48Right?
30:48Mm-hmm.
30:49Can you say Barbados?
30:51Barbados.
30:55Okay.
30:56I was about to say, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over
31:00there to hear me give my speech.
31:01Oh, and I have a surprise.
31:02Uh, I had to pull some strings, but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference.
31:09That's right.
31:11These babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
31:17Do you have anything that will get us out of them?
31:22Yeah, Ross, I mean, we're excited to hear the speech, but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do,
31:25you know, island stuff.
31:27Well, I think David will probably wanna hear a few lectures.
31:29Oh, right, because he's a scientist.
31:30No, no, well, because, you know, he's been in Minsk for eight years, and if he gets too much direct
31:35sunlight, he'll die.
31:37Okay, we better go.
31:39Yeah?
31:39Um, so we'll see you guys tomorrow.
31:41All right, let's do it.
31:43Five-hour flight with Charlie, have a couple drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes natural.
31:48It's a blanket, Joe, not a cloak of invisibility.
31:55Oh, hey, thank God you guys are here.
31:57Hey, hey, what's, what's going on?
31:59Everything is upside down here.
32:01It rains all day long, and nobody watches TV, and Ross is famous.
32:09All right, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed.
32:15Okay, when I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, okay?
32:21That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross.
32:26Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in.
32:28Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a king-size bed?
32:31Oh, David, get one for us, too.
32:33Oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one.
32:35And with mirrors on the ceiling.
32:39And make sure our room isn't next to theirs.
32:46Oh, isn't this nice?
32:48It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day.
32:50Oh, no.
32:54Open your drapes! Open your drapes!
32:55So glad we got adjoining rooms.
33:00The sun is out!
33:01Hey, remember when I had corneas?
33:04Okay, listen, you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs, and I'll get the magazines and the lotion.
33:08Uh, ladies, Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.
33:11Oh, no!
33:11Dammit!
33:14Walls are pretty thin, guys.
33:22Then we have to weigh the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing,
33:28which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.
33:34Look at that woman sitting out by the pool getting tan.
33:37She's all leathery and wrinkled. I'm so jealous!
33:42Finally, factor in the profusion of new species recently discovered.
33:46Gigantosaurus.
33:49Argentinosaurus.
33:50Not to mention Coldsaurus.
33:55And that's just the herbivores.
33:58I'm not even going to discuss the carnivores.
34:00Their heads are already too big.
34:02Which is ironic, considering their stunted cerebral development.
34:09The beach?
34:10Yeah, it was really sweet.
34:11Oh, thank you so much.
34:12Yeah, oh, and so funny.
34:14Oh, okay.
34:15Maybe.
34:16Okay, all right, thanks.
34:17Thanks so much, you guys.
34:19I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here.
34:21Are you kidding?
34:22We wouldn't have missed it.
34:23Yeah.
34:25Oh.
34:27I'm back.
34:29Okay.
34:30Um, excuse me?
34:32Yeah.
34:33Hey.
34:34Well?
34:35You were incredible.
34:37You blew them away.
34:38Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look out into the crowd and see your face.
34:42I mean, did you know you were, you were mouthing the words along with me?
34:46I was not.
34:47No, it's okay.
34:48It made me feel like, like a rock star.
34:51Oh, my God.
34:52I'm your groupie.
34:54Yeah.
34:54Hey, I better not find you naked in my hotel room.
35:02Look, I, I took it too far.
35:08Oh, I'm sorry.
35:09I think, I think that may have missed the table.
35:12Oh, do you?
35:13Uh, yeah.
35:14Do you?
35:15Uh, yeah.
35:16Do you?
35:16Uh, yeah.
35:18You really find this attractive on him?
35:20Oh, yeah.
35:22Are you telling me you're not even a little turned on by Monica right now?
35:32I think this is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one.
35:37All right, come on, Mike.
35:38You can beat her.
35:39Knock that dog off her head.
35:45Oh, damn it.
35:46I sleep with him.
35:50Game point.
35:51Don't get too cocky.
35:53Remember, I won the last one.
35:54Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?
35:57You know, you should really look in the mirror before you call yourself that.
36:05No, no, no.
36:06And that's how it's done.
36:09Okie dokie.
36:10You've each won a game and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life.
36:15So everybody goes home a winner.
36:17Best out of three?
36:18That's what I'm thinking.
36:19Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?
36:25Serve them all, chump.
36:26You love them, chump.
36:28Ok.
36:28Better comebacks, Mike.
36:29Better comebacks.
36:30Do this.
36:31Yes, I do.
36:32Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly.
36:34But if it's important to you, then it's important to me.
36:37Because I love you.
36:40But...
36:41you suck.
36:45You're welcome, sweetheart.
36:47Alright, Mike.
36:48Let's get this over with.
36:49Sudden death.
36:50Whoever wins this point, wins.
36:52Jay?
36:57Oh my God.
36:58You're good.
37:00It's like watching porn.
37:08And that's how it's done.
37:13Oh my God.
37:14Oh my God.
37:15That was so amazing.
37:17Well, when did you...
37:18Hold on.
37:19I almost forgot.
37:22Loser.
37:26When did you stop sucking?
37:27I never sucked.
37:28I just didn't want you to know how good I was.
37:30Why?
37:31I don't know.
37:32Well, this is so great.
37:33Now we can enter into doubles tournaments.
37:35That's why.
37:39Oh.
37:40The way you crushed Mike at ping pong was such a turn on.
37:46You wanna...
37:47You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired.
37:50I'll put a pillowcase over my head.
37:52You're on.
37:54Hey.
37:55What's up?
37:56Well, okay, Mike's taking a shower.
37:57Which, by the way, there's no law against.
38:01And then we're gonna grab some food, so if you want...
38:04Finally.
38:05Is that Ross?
38:06Yeah.
38:07You can hear everything through these stupid walls.
38:10Sounds like he's with someone.
38:12He could be alone.
38:13This morning I heard him do push-ups and then talk to his triceps.
38:17Wait a minute. I think Phoebe's right.
38:19Yeah, I hear someone else in there with him.
38:26Oh, Dr. Geller.
38:29God, you're amazing.
38:30I didn't even have to ask you to call me there.
38:32No.
38:34Oh, my God. That's Charlie.
38:37She's cheating on Joey with Ross.
38:39Oh, that darn floozy giant.
38:45I'm not sure about this.
38:47Yeah, you're right. This is none of our business.
38:49No, I'm not sure that is the best way to hear everything.
38:51Someone get me a glass.
38:53No, I'm not gonna do this, okay?
38:55I'm not gonna eavesdrop on my friend.
38:57Oh, I love Barbados.
39:07I can't believe I'm kissing you.
39:08I'm kissing Rachel.
39:11Rachel.
39:12I know. I'm her.
39:15Rachel and Joey. It's Rachel and Joey.
39:18What?
39:19Get over here.
39:24Whoa.
39:25Bo O.
39:25Oh, my God. I love how thin these walls are!
39:29Who are?
39:29What?
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