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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone.
00:22Because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:28So yeah.
01:30Let's go.
01:31Oh, man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:48Oh, man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:55Good job.
01:57Give you an A, a golden star.
02:00You think you're clever.
02:02Good God.
02:05She took a break.
02:06Made a mistake.
02:08When she met Trevor.
02:12Get lost forever.
02:15Get lost forever.
02:19Get lost forever.
02:24You think I'm pretty?
02:26You think I'm pretty?
02:28You think I'm pretty?
02:30Well, come on, boy.
02:31Back out on the ice for Boston.
02:32I don't know if it's fine.
02:34I don't know if you want to get out soon.
02:36I'll give you magic.
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:51I know you're up at night, hushed over your phone like a tree, a darkly hill that's crooked from the
03:05wind that bites.
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life.
03:14You're washed up irrelevant.
03:18I'm standing in my light.
03:22I'm standing in my light.
03:26I'm standing in my light.
03:26I'm standing in my light.
03:38I'm standing...
03:40I know most people do, this is the real world, honey.
03:46In spite of everything, I guess there's just no city too.
03:51Nice try.
03:53Now get out of the way.
03:54Good job.
03:56Just take a f**king hand
03:58I said, I'll see ya
03:59Who wanna be ya
04:00Who wanna be ya
04:02Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yaa
04:06Nice try
04:08Get out of it
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Roseanne un-f**ks you,
04:26tonight, I'm gonna fucking
04:28back. I think you mean
04:30fucks with, buddy. I fucking
04:32mean what I mean. You're burning a fake
04:34Rosanoff oxide right now. The fuck
04:36does that mean? They do it to you all the time
04:38in Boston. You want to see? Uh, no, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, don't be weird
04:44somewhere else. I'm not even
04:46that. Whatever you need,
04:48captain. Hey, Hollander,
04:50can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late
04:52time? Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander,
04:57what does Montreal have to do
04:59to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more
05:05fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that
05:09other team? Elia Rosanoff has been
05:11on a tear lately. He had a hat-trick last week
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:22Thanks, guys.
05:32Thanks, guys.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:21You come here.
09:23Is that one?
09:25You come here.
09:32You come here.
09:34Maybe it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:55Holy shit, Rosely.
11:00You think you're okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14You're okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:31It's you.
11:32It's you.
11:53It's you.
11:54It's you.
11:55It's you.
11:55It's you.
11:56It's you.
11:56It's you.
11:57It's you.
11:58It's you.
12:09It's you.
12:13It's you.
12:23It's you.
12:24is. It's
12:26you. You know.
12:32I will show
12:33it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We're out of the way.
13:24I should go.
13:26I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every
13:51game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:09Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, bro, it's not.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here at Sochi Rucks.
14:57What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice to you.
15:43I fucking lost a lot of you.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great in silver, Vonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11You're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're trying together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to cut off your head.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:42The minister still wants to meet you today.
18:45No matter what.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You have to be praised.
18:52After yesterday, you won.
18:58In Latvian.
18:59In Latvian.
19:01And he is still drinking.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05It's not sad?
19:06It's not sad.
19:07It's not so sad.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16I am not sure how to pengen the plans you had in childhood.
19:20I am playing better than when I ever played.
19:23Our squadron was injured.
19:25The team was on the team.
19:26The team was on the track.
19:27What are you saying?
19:29What is it on the track?
19:31What is it on the track?
19:31You know, Capitan, you are a football player.
19:34You are always looking for you for the same time.
19:42What's your mother?
19:43Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:48She doesn't know how to do this.
19:53No, father.
19:57Mom died.
20:00Do you remember her?
20:02Yes.
20:03I was in the case of your mother.
20:07Where are you, Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:34Of course, I'm always on the side of the side of the side.
20:36And everything is always on the side of the side of the side.
20:38And all of us are in the side of the side of the side.
20:39Then what's with him?
20:40No, he was not in a form.
20:42No, he didn't want to.
20:44He doesn't want to, he needs to relax.
20:46We have a great deal to see in the Americas.
20:48We have to work for good, good, good.
20:51It's too good.
20:52It's too good.
20:54It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem with leadership.
20:59We're not too much in the way.
21:05I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You talk too much, especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar and he needs more than one.
21:21Look how she's behind us.
21:25From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I remember this.
21:31I want to go to a bar.
21:33I want to go to a bar.
21:34I want to go to a bar.
21:51You were so long.
21:53I've been so long.
21:59You've been so long and long.
22:04I've been so long and long.
22:10I've been so long, Sash.
22:20It's true. It's true. It's true that it's true that it doesn't matter for you.
22:26It doesn't matter? Why did you decide that?
22:29My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:33You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Is it true?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you'll win, Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04With a traumatized brother you'll never get out of here.
23:07You've seen the team quite well.
23:11It's true.
23:13It's a Vostok, and then you'll win.
23:15You'll win whoever you want in the West.
23:24You'll win whoever you want in the West.
23:43You'll win whoever you want in the West.
23:47You'll win whoever you want in the West.
23:48You'll win whoever you want in the West.
23:50You'll win whoever you want in the West.
24:14You'll win whoever you want in the West.
24:17You'll win whoever you want in the West.
24:25You'll win whoever you want in the West.
24:42You'll win whoever you want in the West.
24:52You'll win whoever you want in the West.
24:56You'll win whoever you want in the West.
25:09You'll win whoever you want in the West.
25:09You'll win whoever you want in the West.
25:10You'll win whoever you want in the West.
25:10You'll win whoever you want in the West.
25:10Are you serious?
25:13The danger was earlier to you. If you remember me, don't change my mind.
25:22We are not children, Sash.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:40No.
25:50Okay. I'll find the wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:04I'll go.
26:07I'm glad to see you.
26:13I'm glad to see you.
26:24Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do in this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have your own money.
26:38There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay.
26:39Playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot do it.
26:40Do not keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:47You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop.
26:53We're lying in Boston where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
26:57Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:36I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So, leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:43You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03Rock is the...
29:04Yes.
29:07We're the also Fighting, Octopus.
29:08Yes, that's runningンドler.
29:10Yeah.
29:11Yes.
29:11As far as the fans Risqué.
29:11Yes, yes, yes, oh, yeah.
29:17y $3.
29:18claro
29:37Wow, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43What are we even doing?
29:45And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50That was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:34Oh, my God.
30:47Oh, my God.
30:51Oh, my God.
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe ask nicely.
32:02I want you to suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:44No.
32:48I want you to suck my dick.
33:04I want you to suck my dick.
33:06I want you to suck my dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck coming.
34:14Good luck coming.
34:25Good luck looking.
34:28Good luck looking.
34:38Good luck.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:22You're such an asshole.
35:24I'm so sorry about that.
35:24I'm so sorry about that.
35:25I'm so sorry about that.
35:26I'm sorry about that.
35:34You're so sorry about that.
35:34I'm sorry about that.
35:37It just kind of helps you out.
35:38It's okay.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:41You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54It's mine.
36:55Wait.
36:56I'll kick it.
36:58I know what I'm gonna go.
37:02I know.
37:04I don't know.
37:05I'm prem Supreme.
37:07I don't want to get on it.
37:08I want to make it.
37:08I don't know.
37:09I'll call it.oubté.
37:29do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god all in there
38:04are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:10i need you what you know tell me
38:24you i need you
38:55hmm
39:07hmm
39:09hmm
39:09hmm
39:10hmm
39:10hmm
39:10hmm
39:10hmm
39:12hmm
39:13hmm
39:14hmm
39:14hmm
39:15hmm
39:15hmm
39:16hmm
39:18hmm
39:18hmm
39:18hmm
39:18hmm
39:19hmm
39:26so russia this year was something else
39:34it's intense there
39:41okay
39:41so are you heading back soon
39:44back to russia for the summer
39:49oh yes
39:57why
39:59what do you mean
40:00why
40:02do you have to
40:05there is no have to it's
40:08it's home
40:10yeah but i don't know is it safe
40:15what do you mean safe
40:18what do you mean safe
40:43i don't know
40:45what do you mean safe
40:45yeah you too i should have
40:47well
40:48no
40:58i don't know
41:00but i don't know
41:07you know
41:13yeah
41:14Let's go.
41:46Let's go.
42:18Let's go.
42:45Let's go.
43:14Let's go.
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