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Heated Rivalry - Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22Because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01New born feet up.
01:03Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:30Que los forever.
01:33Que los forever.
01:55Que los voces.
01:58Let's go.
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she made Trevor
02:11Que los forever
02:15Que los forever
02:19Que los forever
02:21You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28You think I'm pretty
02:29Close enough
02:30Wanted back out on the ice
02:31For Boston
02:32I'm going to take this
02:33Pack it
02:34You're having a lot
02:35For the game today
02:35I'm going to take a break
02:36I gave you magic
02:37Things I hope
02:38You're gonna get out soon
02:39I really hope
02:41You're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man
02:44I hope you're gonna
02:46Get out soon
02:47I really hope
02:49You're gonna get out soon
02:52I know
02:54You're hurt
02:55But right
02:56Hunched over
02:57You're falling
02:58Like
02:59A tree
03:00A dark
03:01A hill
03:02That's crooked
03:03From the wind
03:05That bites
03:07You say
03:08You're lost to see
03:11Call the power
03:12And you're right
03:14You're washed up
03:17You're relevant
03:18I'm standing
03:19In my light
03:22I'm standing
03:23I'm standing
03:26I'm standing
03:27I'm standing
03:34I'm standing
03:38I'm standing
03:42I'm standing
03:45I'm standing
03:45I'm standing
03:46I'm standing
03:46I'm standing
03:47I'm standing
03:48I'm standing
03:49I'm standing
03:50I'm standing
03:50I'm standing
03:50I'm standing
03:52I'm standing
03:53I'm standing
03:53Get out of the way, good job.
03:56Just take a fucking hand.
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya.
04:02Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:06Nice try.
04:08Get out of the way, you're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
04:39Uh, no, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Let's go.
05:20Let's go.
05:22Let's go.
05:44Let's go.
05:48Let's go.
05:49Let's go.
05:56Let's go.
06:13Let's go.
06:15Let's go.
06:16Let's go.
06:42Well, let's go.
06:44Let's go.
06:45Let's go.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03No, never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hurt, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:16No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen?
08:33On the floor?
08:34No.
08:35Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, come here.
09:22You still won't?
09:25I still won't.
09:33Don't worry.
09:34Don't worry.
09:34Profit.
09:45Martolina.
09:46Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:03Where were you?
10:12Please don't go.
10:20Please don't go.
10:26Oh my God.
10:28Please don't go.
10:34He's okay.
10:36Hmm?
10:52Oh, shit, Mosley.
10:56Is he okay?
11:09It's you and me.
11:13It's you.
11:18It's you.
11:21It's you.
11:25It's all good.
11:27It's all right.
11:50Are you...
11:52Oh, God, hold her.
12:00What the hell are you?
12:19No, the bed's all dirty.
12:22What?
12:24Shut up.
12:29I will show it now, okay?
12:54You killed me, Lunder.
12:56I'm dead.
12:58That was so fucking hot.
13:05Worth the wait.
13:21I should go.
13:23I should go.
13:26I should go.
13:29So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:33Oh, right.
13:36Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:41Yes.
13:42My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:45They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:52I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:55My father, yes.
13:57Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:00Cool.
14:01Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:03I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:05Dreaming of what?
14:06Ron's medal?
14:08You fucking wish, dude.
14:13Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:17Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:20Such a good drink.
14:22Your cab is definitely here.
14:34Bye.
14:42Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:46For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:49and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:53What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:57A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozenov,
15:03chosen as his country's captain.
15:09I'm in Paris.
15:14A horse that rolls from a cigarette to a smoke.
15:23My heart is still sleeping.
15:32All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:35Boys.
15:36Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:38Be nice, Vonnie.
15:39At least I fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:40Did you see that game?
15:41Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:43A debacle.
15:44Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:46Uh, I don't know.
15:47Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:50I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:51Uh-uh.
15:52So you're gonna say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:54Okay.
15:54Trust me.
15:55You look great in Silver, Vonnie, don't even stress.
15:57Oh, good one.
16:00Does your room have that smell?
16:02Yes, yes it does.
16:05Is it black mold?
16:06Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:08Probably right.
16:09The good news is, we're not gonna be here alone.
16:10All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:12My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:14We're trying together.
16:15Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:17I'd love to show up for them.
16:18Hell yeah, man.
16:20Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:23What do you mean?
16:25Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:29I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:32Hey, here's me.
16:34Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:38Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:40You watch an interm floating.
16:43That's right.
17:02Think you're fantastic.
17:04Yeah!
17:05Young boy
17:06Yeah.
17:11Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:12Fuck yeah, he did.
17:17I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:37Hey.
17:42I'm not here.
17:44No, I'm not.
17:46I saw you up here.
17:47I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:49Fine.
17:50Go sit down.
17:54We hit.
17:55We are not anything.
17:58Go away, Holander.
18:06Are you okay?
18:07Please, go.
18:10You didn't answer my text.
18:13No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:16Now you go.
18:18Fine.
18:20Fuck.
18:33You need to meet me.
18:35Yes, of course.
18:38Minister still wants to meet you today evening,
18:42regardless of what you want.
18:45This is my honor.
18:46You must be proud of my honor.
18:49After yesterday, you won...
18:54...Latviy.
18:56...Latviy.
18:57And he is still drinking.
18:59How did you do this before?
19:01Do you not regret it?
19:02Not regret, of course.
19:03But not so.
19:05They are not teaching you discipline in this American League.
19:08It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:11It's not a shame.
19:12It's not a shame.
19:13It's not a shame,
19:14which you showed up in childhood.
19:16I'm playing better than when I was born.
19:19Our opponent is affected.
19:21The team is playing.
19:22Playing?
19:24What is this American absurd?
19:25What is it playing?
19:27You, captain, you make them playing.
19:29You areold.
19:32The game is playing with my brother.
19:37Who are you playing?
19:42You are your grandma?
19:43She doesn't know how to do it.
19:50No, father.
19:53Mom died.
19:57Do you remember me?
20:00I had it in your mother.
20:03Where's Polina?
20:06In Moscow?
20:09Of course.
20:14We need to go.
20:16In the evening.
20:20To meet the minister.
20:25Yes.
20:26Ready?
20:27Let's go.
20:30Of course, he's always on the right side.
20:32He's always on the right side.
20:34He's always on the right side.
20:35What's with him?
20:36He's not in shape.
20:38He's not in shape.
20:39He's always on the right side.
20:40He's always on the right side.
20:42He's always sitting on America.
20:44He's always on the right side.
20:46He's a good guy.
20:47He's good guy.
20:48He's too good for you.
20:49It's not great, it's not a good guy.
20:52It's always a problem with leadership.
20:54It's always a problem with leadership.
20:56Leadership.
20:56I'm not sure to be all good.
20:58...
20:58You're not too much talking about it?
21:01Probably too much talking.
21:04You're my angel.
21:05You're talking too much, especially when it's about hockey.
21:10Only when we win, Dad.
21:12I'll go to a bar, and he'll need one more cup.
21:18Look how she's behind you.
21:21From the same time.
21:23I'm an angel. It would be nice if I remember it.
21:28I want you to drink.
21:29Well, I have something more interesting.
21:48It's time for you, and I...
21:54It's time for you, Sash.
22:01It's time for you, Sash.
22:02I think you played well.
22:03I'd like to say thank you, but I know you didn't watch any other games.
22:07For the people who've been a son of a hockey coach,
22:10you've got to avoid this.
22:13I sometimes blame you for me.
22:16When I know what it costs, I blame you for me for me.
22:19In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:22It doesn't matter?
22:23Why do you think you're so wrong?
22:25My father...
22:25Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:29You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:33And you don't have to be stupid games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:38Really?
22:39Yes, that's right.
22:40Hunter and Admirrora will not go through New Jersey.
22:43But New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:45I think in this year you'll win this year.
22:49In this year?
22:50Yes, in this year.
22:52Because I think that Midka is affected by it.
22:56Where do you know everything?
22:58On the extra sense.
23:00Unless you're a foul boy.
23:02You're a good boy.
23:03If you are a bad boy, you're a bad boy.
23:07You're a bad boy.
23:09I'm a bad boy.
23:10You're a bad boy.
23:11You are a bad boy.
23:12You can win whoever you want, in the West.
23:15Chicago isn't the only way before.
23:17In the final, most likely, they'll be in San Francisco.
23:21They're good, but too young.
23:24That's how you're winning the Cubs in the West.
23:26You're a good boy before me.
23:32No, thank you. I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:34I need to look at you ideal.
23:38You always look at you ideal.
23:39That's right. But you need to agree with us.
23:44We'll see you later.
23:47See you later.
23:51Well, what?
23:57How's the prize, Sasha?
24:00Wow, that's cool.
24:02I just love this place.
24:06Clubs? It's my head.
24:10Guys. It's just a nice place.
24:14And boys?
24:16Well, you've seen the French boys?
24:21Right?
24:22Do you know what I mean?
24:26Oh, my God, I'm nothing.
24:34You don't know how to do it,
24:37you don't joke, you don't laugh at the answer.
24:46Before, you were more fun.
24:53Do you remember?
25:05Are you here? Seriously?
25:09It was dangerous before you had to leave.
25:13If you remember me, don't change me.
25:18We are children, Sasha.
25:22Yes.
25:24That's right.
25:28It's a lie.
25:31Okay, go somewhere.
25:35No.
25:45It's a lie.
25:48It's a lie.
25:51Okay.
25:59Okay.
26:00Okay.
26:01I was happy to see you.
26:21What happens here?
26:23Yeah!
26:23Yeah!
26:24Yeah!
26:24Yeah!
26:25Yeah!
26:25Yeah!
26:25Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:27How am I supposed to do it?
26:28I don't know.
26:29My mom told me to give away.
26:30Oh, my God.
26:32You said you could have gum, Eddie.
26:34There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:35Okay, playoffs are over.
26:36You cannot keep the beer.
26:37That's not a rule.
26:38You just made that up.
26:39Hollander, is that a rule?
26:41Unfortunately, it is.
26:41Fuck you, Hollander.
26:43You can barely even grow one.
26:44No, no.
26:44Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:46Fuck you, AJ.
26:47Come on.
26:47Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:49Stop it.
26:49We're live in Boston where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
26:53Turn it up.
26:53It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:57You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:59Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:03A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
27:05Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:08Ooh.
27:08He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:12Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:15Look.
27:16I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:19I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:22I don't need to think about that.
27:24That was yesterday.
27:25That was before.
27:27Now, I only need one thing.
27:31I.
27:32Need.
27:33To.
27:34Win.
27:35Here.
27:36At home.
27:37Tonight.
27:39As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:43But I want to hear our fans.
27:45I want to hear them scream.
27:48I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:53I know you can do it.
27:55I've seen you fucking do it.
27:57I've seen every one of you do it.
27:59So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:04Because this is our fucking night.
28:08This is our fucking cup.
28:11Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:18I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:28Shane hates him the most.
28:29What?
28:31You ate Rosanoff.
28:32Of course.
28:33But.
28:34He's very good at hockey.
28:36The best probably.
28:37Eh.
28:38No.
28:38You're the fucking best all-ender.
28:40Okay?
28:41Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:45And that is that.
28:47The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:50What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:53Ah.
28:53The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:56Leading his team in block shots.
28:58The captain did absolutely.
28:58He took 18 shots against.
28:59And obviously.
29:01The captain of the team.
29:04Oh.
29:06Oh.
29:10Oh.
29:11Oh.
29:16Oh.
29:16Oh.
29:18Oh.
29:20Oh.
29:26Oh.
29:28Oh.
29:28I'm literally hungry as you talk to me.
29:33Well, nice watch.
29:35Can I give this you for free or less?
29:36Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:37Five seconds.
29:38Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:40Or even doing.
29:42And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award...
29:45I was busy.
29:46Was who?
29:47Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:56But the most important thing...
29:58Is the friends we make along the way.
30:03Hey, before we give out next award,
30:05can I get a selfie with you?
30:07What?
30:08Come on.
30:09When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:12Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:20Great.
30:21Give me your number.
30:22I'll text them to you.
30:23No chance.
30:26And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player
30:29goes to...
30:57No chance.
31:13Well, what?
31:15What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:18You haven't answered a text for me in like six months.
31:22You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:25and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:28So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:33Well?
31:37I want you to suck my dick.
31:39Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:41You suck my dick.
31:57I want you to suck my dick.
32:12I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:15You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:21Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:29Please.
32:41No.
32:45What?
32:46No.
32:49We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:55after.
32:57And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:07do more than just suck your dick.
33:11When did your English get so good?
33:15I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:18Really?
33:20No.
33:20The New Yorker is boring.
33:24My dad loves it.
33:27Ah.
33:28So being boring is, is genetic.
33:31Wow.
33:32Genetic.
33:38And let's make a deal.
33:41If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:48And if you win?
34:08Good luck to me.
34:21So if we're ready, we're going to be in position.
34:28Let's go.
34:29Let's go.
34:30Let's go.
34:31Let's go.
34:31You're the last one.
34:32You're the last one.
34:33You're the last one.
34:54Congratulations.
34:57Now take off your clothes.
35:00You're such an asshole.
35:46What?
35:49Just a lot of windows.
36:12Good.
36:14Now get on the bed.
36:15Good.
36:15Good.
36:23Good.
36:23Good hotel.
36:24Very nice vodka.
36:26It's hard to find in America.
36:28Okay.
36:32Touch yourself.
36:33What?
36:34Show off for me.
36:35I want to watch you.
36:36You what?
36:37What?
36:37It's my special day, Hollander.
36:39I want to watch.
36:40I've never.
36:42No shit.
36:43Fuck you.
36:45Give me some vodka at least.
36:46No, no, no.
36:48Vodka is for after.
36:49Where is your reward?
36:50No.
36:52No.
36:53No.
36:54No.
36:56No.
36:57No.
36:58No.
37:00No.
37:01No.
37:01No.
37:11No.
37:12No.
37:13No.
37:16No.
37:19No.
37:23No.
37:24No.
37:25Do you want to know how it feels?
37:28How what feels?
37:30Holding the cup.
37:32You fucking asshole.
37:34I can barely describe it. Oh my God, Hollander.
37:50Fuck.
37:51Fuck.
38:00Are you gonna fuck me?
38:02We will see.
38:06I need...
38:09What?
38:11You know.
38:12Tell me.
38:15You?
38:21I need you.
38:59I need you.
39:05I can'twipe.
39:07I need you.
39:08Åh.
39:10I can't 사 me.
39:11Yeah.
39:13Yeah, yeah.
39:14Okay.
39:22So, Russia this year was something else.
39:30It's intense there.
39:37So, are you heading back soon?
39:40Back.
39:42To Russia for the summer?
39:45Oh, yes.
39:53Why?
39:55What do you mean, why?
39:58Do you have to?
40:01There is no have to.
40:02It's home.
40:06Yeah, but I don't know.
40:09Is it safe?
40:12What do you mean, safe?
40:14I don't know.
40:17Do you even like it there?
40:26What difference does it make?
40:28A pretty big one, I think.
40:36I need to sleep.
40:39Oh.
40:41Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:52So, I'm off.
40:55Goodbye, Hollander.
40:57I don't know.
41:02I don't know.
41:12I don't know.
41:14I don't know.
41:14I don't know.
41:16I don't know.
41:18I don't know.
41:19I don't know.
41:19I don't know.
41:21I don't know.
41:22I don't know.
41:24I don't know.
41:25I don't know.
41:25I don't know.
41:26I don't know.
41:32Let's go.
42:27Let's go.
42:56Let's go.
43:26Let's go.
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