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00:07From Studio 6P in Rockalilla Center in the heart of New York City,
00:11it's the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:15Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Kristen Wiig.
00:19Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:20Ashton Kutcher, Arden Joe and Jan Joseph from K-pop Demon Hunter.
00:25Musical guests, Todd Myers, and featuring the legendary Ruth's crew.
00:2922-38, yeah!
00:32And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:40Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48Now you can't, I can't.
00:50Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:53Welcome, welcome, welcome.
00:56Welcome, welcome.
01:00Come on. That's it.
01:02That feels good. Thank you very much.
01:05Enjoy yourself, everybody.
01:06Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:09You're it. This is it.
01:12Great hot show tonight. It's going to be fun.
01:14Guys, this weekend, they took down the Rockefeller Center
01:16Christmas tree. You see that? Yeah.
01:19But first, in order to do that, they had to get rid of
01:20everything that was living inside of it.
01:24Pigeons, squirrels, Rudy Giuliani.
01:26I mean, they had to get everything out.
01:28Yeah, the tree was tied up and whisked out
01:30in the middle of the night, just like a Venezuelan dictator.
01:37Speaking of, President Trump just hosted oil executives
01:41at the White House to talk about Venezuela,
01:43but the CEO of Exxon told Trump that the Venezuelan market
01:46is uninvestable. Yeah.
01:49They're like, sir, we'd rather invest in a beach house
01:50in North Korea.
01:53They're like, sir, we'd rather invest in libubu dolls now.
01:56They're like, sir, we'd rather invest in straight hockey shows.
02:03You get this. After his meeting with oil executives,
02:05Trump flew to Florida for a dentist appointment.
02:09Hey, if you're going to get a job looking at Trump's cavities,
02:11that's probably the one you want. You know?
02:14At the end of the visit, the dentist was like,
02:16I think you need a crown. And Trump was like,
02:18you read my mind, sister.
02:21Some more political news. The Justice Department has now
02:23launched a criminal investigation of Federal Reserve Chair
02:26Jerome Powell over the cost of renovating
02:28the Federal Reserve headquarters.
02:30Yep, Trump said Powell is not very good at the Fed
02:33and not very good at building buildings.
02:37I'm not sure Trump's very good at wording words.
02:41Keep in mind, until recently, Trump thought the Fed chair
02:43is something you buy at Raymoor & Flanagan.
02:46Well, guys, everyone's talking about Trump's foreign policy.
02:49He's been getting more and more aggressive towards other countries.
02:51If you haven't kept up, I'll break it down for you.
02:54Things are happening fast.
02:55Trump's threatening to invade Greenland
02:57just after he invaded Venezuela, or as he calls it...
03:00Venezuela's.
03:09What's next?
03:10Is he going to go into Africa and go after Namibia,
03:13or as he calls it...
03:14Nambia.
03:16Or maybe Tanzania, which he calls...
03:18Tanzania.
03:19Or maybe even...
03:20Or maybe even Azerbaijan, or as he calls it...
03:22Ab-er-ba-jan.
03:24After that, he can go for the Middle East,
03:26maybe the United Arab Emirates, or as he calls it...
03:28The United Arab Emiratists.
03:31It's not every country.
03:33Trump will probably let Saudi Arabia and Russia remain independent,
03:35or as he puts it...
03:37Saudi Arabia and Russia will be...
03:40Oh.
03:46He should remember we've got plenty of resources here at home
03:50in places like Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, and Mississippi,
03:54or as he calls them...
03:55Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippity.
03:59All of which are right here in the United States,
04:02or as he calls it...
04:03United States.
04:05United States.
04:10And finally, guys, today is National Pharmacist Day.
04:13Yeah!
04:16Whether you hand out pills from the counter at CBS,
04:19or hand out weed from behind a 7-Eleven,
04:21we salute you.
04:22We have a great show.
04:23Give it up for The Roof!
04:24Round up!
04:33Hey!
04:35Good to see you, bud.
04:35What a show we have for you tonight.
04:37She is a hilarious actor who stars in Palm Royale.
04:40The season 2 finale premieres Wednesday on Apple TV.
04:44Kristen Wiig is here tonight!
04:46The best.
04:47The best.
04:48The best.
04:48The best.
04:49He stars in the new show, The Beauty.
04:52The first three episodes premiered January 21st on FX and Hulu.
04:56Ashton Kutcher is here tonight.
04:58Oh!
05:01And there are the voices of Rumi and Genu in the most-watched Netflix movie of all time.
05:06K-pop demon hunters.
05:08Arden Cho and Ahn Hyo Sup from K-pop demon hunters are here tonight.
05:14And we got great music from Ty Myers!
05:20Ow!
05:20Ow!
05:23Well, I got some cool news today.
05:26My show, On Brand, which aired on NBC and is available on Peacock right now,
05:30was just nominated for a NAACP Image Award for Best Host.
05:33Oh!
05:33Come on!
05:35Yes!
05:37So, congrats to everyone that worked so hard on that show.
05:40And the best co-host you could even ask for, Bozema St. John.
05:43Congratulations, Boz.
05:44This is really cool.
05:45Thanks for that nomination.
05:48It's that cool time of year.
05:50I like this time of year.
05:50It's kind of cozy outside.
05:52It's a little chilly out.
05:53And I was looking at recipes online.
05:55And I saw some really cool soup recipes from a lot of grandmas out there.
06:00And it's very adorable.
06:01I wanted to show you some right now.
06:02It's time for Mimi's Munchies.
06:06Mimi's Munchies.
06:09All right.
06:09Let's take a look.
06:10This one here is on YouTube right here.
06:12It's Lentil Soup.
06:13Here, watch this.
06:15Oh.
06:16Oh, jeez.
06:22All right.
06:22We'll cut this out.
06:23All right.
06:25Identify the traffic lights.
06:26I'm like, I'm not a robot.
06:28This worked in rehearsal.
06:29All right, here we go.
06:29This one.
06:31This one.
06:33This one.
06:33And this one.
06:34All right.
06:34Here we go.
06:35Mimi's Munchies.
06:36Let's go.
06:38Identify bicycles.
06:39I swear I'm not a robot.
06:41All right.
06:42That's a bicycle.
06:43Yes.
06:43One, two, three, four.
06:45There you go.
06:46Let's do that.
06:47Which pens have run out of ink?
06:49What?
06:50How would I know that?
06:52I don't know.
06:53I think maybe this one.
06:54This one.
06:55This one.
06:56This one.
06:56And this one.
06:57Yep.
07:00He said that.
07:00Yourself from the future.
07:01This...
07:03Oh.
07:05Probably him.
07:07Maybe him.
07:08Him.
07:08And him.
07:10Which dental hygienist like to gossip while they clean your teeth?
07:13I have no idea.
07:16This one.
07:17This one.
07:18This one.
07:18This one, of course.
07:19And then that one.
07:20Yeah.
07:21Great.
07:21Okay.
07:23The schnauzer is experiencing boredom.
07:26They all look kind of bored.
07:27I don't know.
07:28This one.
07:30This one.
07:30This one.
07:31And this one.
07:32All right.
07:33Very good.
07:33Let's do it.
07:34The people who pronounce it expresso.
07:36Oh, yeah.
07:37That's annoying.
07:38It's annoying.
07:39But let me see.
07:39It's probably him, her, and this one and this one.
07:44Here we go.
07:45Good.
07:45Here we go.
07:46All right.
07:48Buttons from Wolf Blitzer's jackets.
07:50I don't pay attention to his buttons.
07:52I would say probably Wolf wears this one, this one, this one, and this one.
07:57Okay.
07:58Moms who aren't mad, they're just disappointed.
08:01Okay.
08:03That one.
08:04That one.
08:05That one.
08:06And that one.
08:07All right.
08:07Here we go.
08:07Let's get to the bit here.
08:09Capture complete.
08:10All right.
08:11All right.
08:11Meet me, come on.
08:12Unfortunately, we're out of time.
08:15We'll have to look at the recipes next week.
08:17Stick around.
08:17We'll be right back with Kristen Wiig, everybody.
08:19We're out of time.
08:23Let's hope we do it.
08:25What do you like to do in your downtime?
08:28I drive around.
08:28I like to have fun.
08:30I like to have fun.
08:32I like to have fun.
08:33I like to have fun.
08:34Sometimes I like a little chocolate.
08:37Sometimes I just like to take a bottle of a big old candy apple.
08:41Oh.
08:51Our first guest is an Oscar and Emmy-nominated actor who stars in Palm Royale.
08:57The season two finale airs Wednesday on Apple TV.
09:00Everyone, please welcome Kristen Wiig.
09:03Where is the best?
09:05Where is the best?
09:05You know what to do?
09:10You know what to do?
09:11You know what to do?
09:12You know what to do?
09:12You know what to do?
09:13You know what to do?
09:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:13Look at that.
09:14Come on, yes!
09:15That's what I'm talking about.
09:17Come on.
09:18Oh, yeah.
09:19That's what I'm talking about.
09:21Kristen Wiens!
09:22Welcome!
09:24Yes!
09:27That's what I'm talking about.
09:30Kristen, they love you. They love you.
09:32We love you. Come on.
09:33I want to talk prom royale. I want to talk everything.
09:36The last time I saw you was in this building.
09:39Yes. At the S&O 50th anniversary.
09:41Yes. That was the best, wasn't it?
09:42It was, like, the best weekend of my life.
09:44It was amazing. It was truly the concert.
09:47It was just, it was, yes, it was, yeah, it was amazing.
09:50You did one of my favorite bits.
09:51You were dressed as a green Eminem and you sang.
09:53Yeah. Mm-hmm.
09:54Yeah. There you are there.
09:56Yes.
09:57Does that make you nervous to know that you're performing
10:00in front of all these people that we love?
10:03Yeah, because you don't really know who's there
10:05and who's sitting where.
10:07And then I was coming down, and I was like,
10:08oh, there's Jerry Seinfeld right there.
10:10And I remember I had to, like, sneak into this row,
10:14and I thought maybe they would, like, clear the people behind me,
10:18but, no, they didn't.
10:19They did not.
10:20There were people sitting, like, I think it was Julia Louis-Dreyfus,
10:24and, like, I was just like, I'm so sorry.
10:26Like, their faces were, like, right, yes.
10:28You can see it was Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
10:30Here she is trying to peek out.
10:31Oh, my God, look at her trying to get out.
10:34She's trying to see the sketch.
10:37And Will Forte and Sudeikis, God, they were hilarious.
10:41We had Kate McKinnon on the show not too long ago,
10:43and she told me that she gets mistaken for you.
10:46Do you get the same thing with Kate or other people?
10:49With Kate.
10:49You do? Oh, yeah.
10:50People think you're Kate McKinnon?
10:51Yes. I was getting a massage one time.
10:55Tell me. Welcome back to Massage Talk.
10:57Yeah. Welcome back to Massage Talk.
10:59I was like, yeah, I was like, had my face in the...
11:03Donut thing? Yeah.
11:04And then she started talking about SNL.
11:06I was like, oh, that's nice.
11:07And then she was talking about sketches that Kate had done,
11:11and I was like, oh, she thinks I'm Kate.
11:14And then I just didn't say...
11:15I just was like, thank you very much.
11:17I didn't want to, like, turn around and be like, listen.
11:20Hey. Yeah.
11:21You know? Yeah, I'm Kristen.
11:23Wait, yeah. Yeah, exactly.
11:25Yes, that's a compliment for me.
11:27I get Jimmy Kimmel at least three times a day.
11:30A day?
11:30Yeah, a day. Yeah.
11:31Just this week, I was in Barnes & Noble,
11:33and these girls came up and said hi to me.
11:34And she goes, uh, I named my plant after you.
11:38And I go, that's so nice.
11:39And her roommate said, no, you named the plant Jimmy Kimmel.
11:41She goes, ah, same diff.
11:45To me.
11:45To be fair, I thought...
11:47I thought I was doing Jimmy Kimmel.
11:50Oh, my God. No, no, no, sorry.
11:52I am surprised to see you out here.
11:55It's a different state.
11:57Why would he do that?
11:58That's weird.
11:59Last time you were here, by the way, we played a game
12:01where I read you the names of TV shows that you haven't seen.
12:05Yes, because I don't watch anything.
12:07No. And you had to describe the show to me.
12:09I thought it would be fun if we could play that one more time,
12:11if you don't mind.
12:12Okay. Is that okay?
12:13Yes. And just embarrass me.
12:14Yes. You don't know what shows I'm going to say.
12:17I think that I know that you haven't seen it.
12:18Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Here we go.
12:20Okay. Tell me about the show Game of Thrones.
12:25I know there's the Starks.
12:27Yes. Right? Yes.
12:29And there's, like, winter people.
12:34That's great.
12:35Like, tree people, right?
12:37Are they, like, bark? Are they...
12:41This is not a bit.
12:42Wait, I know there's two families.
12:43Yes. And they fight.
12:44It's bad when winter comes, right?
12:46Yes. Like, winter's coming. That's bad.
12:47They don't like that.
12:48And there's, like, monsters.
12:50Yes.
12:52And...
12:53Tree people.
12:54Sex. There's a lot of sex.
12:55Yeah, a lot of sex.
12:56Okay.
12:56That's it.
12:58That's it.
12:58That's it. You summed it up perfectly.
12:59That's great. That's great.
13:00That's Game of Thrones.
13:01All right.
13:03I'm the only person in the world who has not...
13:05I know.
13:06...watched that show, and I'm embarrassed.
13:07No, that's why I love it.
13:08Thanks for pointing it out.
13:09I love it. All right. But how about...
13:10Tell me about Emily in Paris.
13:15She's Emily?
13:17Yes.
13:20She goes to Paris.
13:21I know she's, like, in fashion.
13:23Yes.
13:23Yes.
13:23And she works for, like, a mean lady?
13:29Yeah.
13:29Really?
13:30I think so.
13:30Oh, okay. She works for a mean lady, and she's trying to be a designer?
13:35Yes.
13:36Something like that.
13:36Okay, okay.
13:36You're very good. That's close.
13:37That's not bad. That's not bad.
13:38Okay.
13:39How about this? Big Bang Theory.
13:42Okay.
13:43Giant show.
13:44I know.
13:44Giant show.
13:45I know they're smart.
13:47Yes.
13:47That's correct.
13:48They're all, like, in college, and they live together.
13:53And they, like, help each other with, like, their projects.
13:58They help each other with their projects?
14:00But then they get older, because they get older, and then they have jobs, right?
14:04There you go. That's Big Bang Theory.
14:07I won't put you up.
14:08There you go.
14:08One more, one more.
14:09Okay.
14:10He did Rivalry.
14:11I know.
14:12I will watch this.
14:14I know it's hockey.
14:15Okay, there.
14:16Now we're talking.
14:16And I Know There's Love.
14:17Oh, yeah!
14:19That's right!
14:19Yes.
14:20I know there's hockey.
14:21That's the slogan.
14:21I know there's hockey, and I know there's love.
14:23I'm, I'm, I'm, from what I know, I will watch it.
14:25That's what I'm talking about right there.
14:26There you go.
14:27That's some TV reviews.
14:29Yeah.
14:30Now let's talk about your great show, Palm Royale.
14:33Congratulations.
14:34I know nothing about it.
14:34No, no, no.
14:35You're in this one.
14:36Yes, okay.
14:36By the way, it's, it's, it's amazing what you did.
14:40I remember last time you came on, you go,
14:41I only saw, like, the first three episodes, right?
14:43No, watch the whole thing.
14:44You're gonna freak out.
14:44It was great. It was a crazy twist.
14:47You're so funny.
14:48It is so good.
14:49And this season, you found out your character has a twin sister.
14:53Yes.
14:54And you play your twin.
14:56Yes.
14:57That is the best.
14:58Weirdly, I've always wanted to do that.
15:00Yeah.
15:01Like, you know, the old, you know, like, bewitched.
15:05Yeah, the old sitcoms where it's just the same actress.
15:07Yeah.
15:08She was up with a brown wig, and she's like,
15:09I'm your identical cousin.
15:11And it just makes sense.
15:12Yes.
15:12That's kind of what we were kind of playing off of.
15:15It's genius.
15:16And I got to play my twins.
15:19What was it like working with you?
15:20So, so difficult.
15:24You were.
15:25Yeah.
15:25Oh, that's unfortunate.
15:26She was.
15:26She was.
15:27I was great.
15:29Oh, my God.
15:29Of course.
15:29She was hard.
15:30Difficult and hard.
15:31She was tough.
15:32What do we say about the season?
15:33How do we set up?
15:34It's bigger and...
15:37Bolder?
15:38Bolder.
15:38Badder and bolder.
15:40And the stories are really fun.
15:42It's very funny.
15:43Our cast is incredible.
15:45There's musicals.
15:46There's, there's intrigue.
15:48Yes.
15:48I don't know.
15:48Is there murder?
15:49Watch.
15:50Watch.
15:50We don't know.
15:51I want to show everyone a clip.
15:52Here's Kristen Wiig in season two of Palm Royale.
15:54Take a look.
15:55Tell me everything.
15:56Start from the instant you were born and they chose you and not me.
15:59Let's not focus on the bad stuff.
16:01I have an idea.
16:02Let's tell each other secrets.
16:04Oh, what kind of secrets?
16:06Deep, only tell your twin kind of secrets.
16:10Okay.
16:11I've been married happily for about 20 years, which I think is a success in that department.
16:16But otherwise, I haven't really had much luck.
16:20Romance wise.
16:22Really?
16:23You're so pretty.
16:26Come on.
16:27You are brilliant.
16:29I love you.
16:30Kristen Wiig, everyone.
16:31The season finale of Palm Royale airs this Wednesday on Apple TV.
16:35More with Kristen after the break.
16:37Stick around, everybody.
16:40Tell me why, tell me so.
16:42I tell you to go high.
16:43You're talking about going low, so why?
16:45Now you're going to attack me, right?
16:46You're going to come attack me.
16:47I'm going to tell you.
16:48Just come after me.
16:49Okay, so you're coming after me.
16:50I'm going to...
16:51I'm instantly going here, right?
16:54So now you think you're in control, right?
17:01Stay cool.
17:02Stay cool.
17:03Huh.
17:06Welcome back, everyone.
17:07We're hanging out with Kristen Wiig now!
17:12Kristen, we always have fun when you're on the show.
17:14I thought we could try a new game tonight.
17:16It's called Talking For Each Other.
17:17Here we go.
17:19Talking For Each Other, yeah.
17:24Here's how it works.
17:25We're going to take turns drawing one of these cards.
17:27Each card has a prompt on it.
17:29You'll read the prompt, look directly into the camera,
17:31and then answer, but here's the catch.
17:33You won't actually be speaking.
17:34You'll be lip-syncing as the other person answers for you.
17:37Okay.
17:38Kristen, because you're my guest, you'll lip-sync first.
17:40Go ahead and pick the first card.
17:42You just want me to do it first?
17:43No, you read the prompt, and then I'll do you.
17:45Okay, okay.
17:46What do you like to do in your down time?
17:51Well, in my down time, I like to pretend I'm an old,
17:57fancy lady from the Gilded Age,
18:00and I take a horse and carriage around,
18:03and I drive around.
18:04I like to have fun.
18:06I like to have fun.
18:08I like to have the fun.
18:09Nah.
18:12Amazing.
18:13That was fun.
18:15Amazing.
18:16That was an interesting answer.
18:17That's amazing.
18:18All right, let me read my prompt.
18:20Here we go.
18:22Jimmy, what is your favorite dessert?
18:25Oh, that's so hard, because everybody knows I got a sweet tooth, and my sweet tooth takes
18:35over.
18:36Sometimes I like a little chocolate.
18:40Sometimes I just like to take a bottle of a big old candy apple.
18:44But wait.
18:47Don't you dare try to give me old-fashioned fudge.
18:55Nope.
19:01Why are we Southern?
19:02We both did Southern people.
19:05That's how we improvise.
19:07Okay.
19:07What are your five favorite words?
19:11My five favorite words, starting with number five, is, of course, spaghetti.
19:22Number two, Luciano Pavarotti.
19:29Number three, let me think of me, thinky, pretty sucky.
19:37Okay, I got it.
19:39Three, surprise.
19:44I put a little shh in all my words, because it makes it a little special.
19:49Number three, meatballs.
19:54Number four, my favorite state, Mississippi.
19:59And number five is, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
20:08Southern.
20:08I went Southern again.
20:09I went Southern.
20:10I don't know why.
20:11I went Southern again.
20:12All right.
20:13Oh, now I answer.
20:14All right, here we go.
20:14Back to me.
20:14I don't know why I went Southern again.
20:16Sorry.
20:16I don't know.
20:17All right, Jimmy, you're a tour guide giving a tour of Times Square.
20:21But you're shy.
20:23Okay.
20:24Okay.
20:25Yeah, well, there's this building over here.
20:27I don't know.
20:28Never mind.
20:29Oh, sometimes I get a little nervous with all the windows.
20:33I see my reflection and I'm like, oh, my God, how many of me are there?
20:37And then I'm like, calm down, Jimmy.
20:40It's just me.
20:42Oh, God, look at all the people.
20:45I want to tell you something about this fountain, but I'm a little nervous.
20:49Okay, I'll tell you.
20:51I go in here sometimes.
20:53I take off my clothes.
20:56I roll around in the water.
20:58I don't take the money.
21:05I don't take the money.
21:08Oh, you heard the art.
21:09Oh, God.
21:10That sound means we're down to the final round.
21:13So this one is for both of us.
21:15Okay.
21:17Oh, you little son.
21:19Sing an original song about why Mondays are actually great.
21:24Alternating verses whenever you hear a ding.
21:26Okay.
21:31Oh, Mondays are my favorite day.
21:34The favorite day of the week.
21:37A Monday.
21:38Favorite day.
21:40I like it because they like to sneak up behind Tuesdays.
21:44Oh, I can't stop laughing when I think about Monday.
21:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:50But the best part about Monday is that it's before Wednesday,
21:54the worst day of the week.
21:56There you have it, everybody.
21:58That's our song, Monday.
21:59They're the best.
22:00Kristen Wiig, everybody.
22:01The new season of Palm Royale is streaming now on Apple TV.
22:06Stick around.
22:07We'll be right back with Absin Kutcher.
22:27Our next guest is a very talented actor who stars in the new show,
22:32The Beauty.
22:32The first three episodes premiered January 21st at 9 p.m.
22:36on FX and Hulu.
22:38Please welcome Ashton Kutcher.
23:02Welcome back to the show.
23:03Oh, it's so good to be here.
23:05I like your hat. I know you are a big Chicago Bears.
23:08Oh, you don't. Yeah.
23:08They congratulate you.
23:10What a game.
23:11Oh, my gosh.
23:13What a game.
23:13I couldn't even, I almost said,
23:14I had a heart attack and then I came back from a heart attack.
23:17Yeah.
23:17And then survived that.
23:19And then it was, oh, my God.
23:20How much of a fan are you?
23:23Are you like serious?
23:23It's bad.
23:24It is?
23:25Yeah, it's bad.
23:26Like you're serious.
23:27It's like borderline unhealthy.
23:28You think that you have something to do with the way the game is going to end up?
23:32I'm 100% certain that the outcome of the game is based on how I'm behaving.
23:37And everyone in the room, like, I'll make people stand still.
23:41I'm like, something good happened.
23:42Don't move.
23:43You've got to stay there.
23:44I love that.
23:44No, I swear.
23:45Superstition.
23:46So the first half, I'm up.
23:46I'm pacing.
23:47I'm coaching.
23:48I'm doing the thing.
23:48I sit down at halftime.
23:49I'm like, oh, my gosh.
23:50This is not going the way we thought it was going to go, guys.
23:52Like, we got to.
23:53So then I sit down.
23:54Then the second half happens.
23:56Things start going well.
23:57My buddy leaves to go to the bathroom.
23:59He's now not allowed to come back in the room.
24:01That's correct.
24:01So he's got to watch it from the other room.
24:04Yes.
24:04And so he watches it.
24:05Then my buddy shows up with pizza.
24:07And then we start doing real well, because somebody's eating the pizza.
24:10I'm like, we all got to eat pizza.
24:12Let's go.
24:12Everybody get a slice.
24:13Let's order another.
24:14That's how bad it is.
24:15It's bad.
24:16How is the family?
24:17Mila was just on the show a couple months ago.
24:19She was fantastic.
24:20She's great.
24:20She says thank you for the sardines.
24:23Jimmy sent, like, a crate of sardines to her house.
24:26Not a crate.
24:26Because they were talking about sardines.
24:28Because I got her this tin for her anniversary.
24:31Because it was the tin anniversary.
24:32It was a very romantic gift.
24:34No, literally, there's so much sardines.
24:36Congratulations.
24:36And now, I was leaving the house, and she's, like, eating the sardines on toast, and she's
24:40about to take a bite.
24:41I'm like, wait, can you kiss me first?
24:44Let's talk about your new series, The Beauty.
24:46Oh, my God.
24:47This is on FX and Hulu.
24:49How do we explain this show?
24:50How do we set it up for everybody?
24:51Okay, this thing is wild.
24:52This is wild.
24:53This is the wildest thing I've ever done.
24:56So, I play a trillionaire, Jimmy.
24:59Not a billionaire.
25:00No.
25:01A trillionaire.
25:01Ooh.
25:02Okay, this is, like, that's three more zeros.
25:04Yeah, that's real.
25:04That's, like, the real thing, right?
25:06Yeah, billionaires think of the past.
25:07You're thinking you put the money in an ETF, you're getting 10% on that.
25:10That's 10 bill a year.
25:11Right?
25:11That's just...
25:12Easy.
25:12Just coming off the top.
25:13Just coming off the top.
25:13Okay, so I invent a super drug that is basically the fountain of youth, and it makes you the
25:19most beautiful version of yourself, okay?
25:22Fantastic.
25:22So, this drug is wonderful, except for it's also an STD.
25:31So, the first person who gets this drug, if you get a little...
25:36You give the drug away for free.
25:39And I don't know that, that it's viral.
25:41And so, now, I've got to contain the drug from going viral so I can make money off the
25:46drug to sell the drug.
25:48One more catch.
25:51After about 800 days, you explode.
26:00Now, you can take it, and you're going to feel real good looking for 800 days.
26:05You've got to really want this.
26:06But you're going to blow up.
26:08And that's another problem.
26:10We didn't know that there was an issue with the drug, and so now we've got to sort that
26:13out as well.
26:14And so, my character's trying to get to sort things out.
26:17And meanwhile, I've got the feds coming after me, and all kinds of problems.
26:21And so, it's like this combo war with me and the feds over this super drug.
26:26Brilliant.
26:27I love this.
26:27I love this idea.
26:28The beauty.
26:30I want to show a clip.
26:32Here's Ashton Kutcher in The Beauty.
26:34Take a look.
26:35We live in a world of perpetual upgrades, from iPhones to toothpaste to semi-glutides.
26:40If my Pomp-Stay-Leon boosters keep them alive and forever young, they'll be begging for
26:44it, like a diabetic cries out for insulin.
26:47That's like, what, six shots a day?
26:50There he is.
26:51Hey.
26:56You know what, Ray?
26:57Just to spite you, water down the doses.
26:59We'll double production.
27:00Instead of once a month, we'll give it to them once a week.
27:02Price stays the same.
27:03Good talk, Ray.
27:07There you go.
27:08Come on.
27:08That's how you do it.
27:11Before we go, I also want to congratulate you on getting your black belt in jiu-jitsu.
27:18That's not easy.
27:20Congratulations.
27:21How long did that take?
27:2315 years.
27:25This is Higan Machado, who's like one of the greatest in the world.
27:27That's my coach.
27:28And he's coached me for 15 years.
27:31And I don't know.
27:32I feel like he gave it to me out of pity.
27:35He's like, you're getting up there, man.
27:36Like, unless you get...
27:38But it's a, yeah, it's a huge, huge, huge, huge honor.
27:42And, like, I can't believe.
27:45And I've had so many people that I've sparred with over the years and done things.
27:47And I attribute it all to them.
27:51Could you maybe show me a jiu-jitsu move?
27:56Yeah, let's do it.
27:57Do you want to do something?
27:58Yeah.
27:59Yeah, I'll do it.
28:00Let's go.
28:01Okay.
28:01All right, what do I do?
28:02All right, here we go.
28:04All right, let's do something.
28:05Okay, so, you know, okay, here, come on, come over here.
28:07So, you know, like, the whole thing with jiu-jitsu is, like, most fights go to the ground, right?
28:11Yeah.
28:12Okay, so, like, within, like, seconds, they go to the ground.
28:14So, you're fighting off the ground, right?
28:15Okay.
28:15So, let's just say you push me down, right?
28:17So, it's, like, shove me.
28:17Oh.
28:18Oh, no, Jimmy.
28:19Oh, I fell down, right?
28:20Okay, so, now I'm down.
28:21And now you're going to attack me, right?
28:23You're going to come attack me.
28:24I'm going to teach you.
28:24Just come after me.
28:26Okay, so, you're coming after me.
28:27I'm going to, I'm instantly going here, right?
28:30So, now, you think you're in control, right?
28:32So, now, what we're going to do is we're going to put together a simple sweep, okay?
28:37You're going to go here and then flip it like this, right?
28:41So, now, I got you.
28:43All right, now, you're going to, you can do this to me.
28:45Hey, come on, come on.
28:46I'm right, I give up, I give up.
28:49Okay, now, I'm going to put you on my, no, Jimmy, you're down.
28:53Okay.
28:53Move this way, move this way.
28:54I don't want you to get hurt.
28:55Okay.
28:55I'm already hurt.
28:56Okay, Jimmy, you're such a bad guy.
28:58I'm going to get you.
28:59I'm coming in.
29:00Oh, wrap your leg.
29:02Oh, wrap him.
29:05Jeez, Jimmy, easy.
29:06Okay, ready?
29:07Okay.
29:07What do I do?
29:08Now, you're going to drop this knee on the inside.
29:11Put this one on the, grab my hand.
29:13Now, scissor.
29:14Scissor.
29:15Kick it.
29:16Kick it.
29:20Ow!
29:21Oh!
29:21Oh!
29:22Oh!
29:23My job!
29:24My job!
29:24My job!
29:25Action Clinch, everybody!
29:26I did it!
29:27That's hard.
29:28How did you put me like that?
29:29The Beauty premieres in three episodes on January 21st at 9 p.m.
29:33on FX and Hulu.
29:35More potential after the break.
29:36Stick around.
29:37Dude, that was a good move, man.
29:39That was amazing.
29:41That was amazing.
29:57You know our next guest as the voices of Rumi and Genu in the most watched Netflix film
30:04of all time, K-pop Demon Hunters, which is streaming right now.
30:07Please welcome Arden Cho and Ahn Joseph.
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30:40I mean, you'd think we hang out all the time or fight.
30:43Yeah, but it was just all voiceovers,
30:45so you're never in the booth at the same time.
30:47Well, welcome to the show.
30:48Congrats on the success.
30:50K-pop demon hunters. Holy moly.
30:52I think it's been watched over like half a billion times
30:55or something, like 500 million times.
30:56It's the biggest film in the history of Netflix.
31:00It's the biggest film.
31:02And last night, it won the Golden Globe
31:03for Best Animated Feature. Come on!
31:09You boys, Rumi and Genu, Arden, when you auditioned originally,
31:14it wasn't for Rumi, right? It was someone else?
31:16Yeah, it's pretty wild. I actually auditioned for Celine.
31:19And I remember it was August 2022.
31:21I just sent a simple voice note.
31:23Sounded cool. K-pop demon hunters.
31:25I like K-pop. I like demon hunting, so why not?
31:27Yeah.
31:29And then I didn't hear anything, and about a year later,
31:32I got an e-mail that was like,
31:33Hey, would you like to come in for a callback for Rumi?
31:36Yes.
31:37And I was like, wait.
31:40The lead?
31:41Yeah.
31:42Would I like to?
31:43Yeah.
31:43I mean, of course.
31:45You're fantastic.
31:46I booked a ticket. I flew in from Korea.
31:47I was on vacation in Korea.
31:48So, yeah, I flew in, came into Sony.
31:50We had like an hour-long session,
31:51and then a month later, I was working.
31:53Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
31:57Yosef, what did you feel when you first read the script?
31:59Well, when I first saw the title,
32:01K-pop demon hunters, I thought, okay,
32:04this could be very interesting or very weird.
32:08Yeah.
32:09Yeah.
32:09Because I've never seen K-pop and demon hunting
32:11at the same time, anyway, so...
32:13No, the world hadn't, no, yeah.
32:15We didn't know we needed it.
32:17So, when I first read the script,
32:21I just thought it was really fun, very playful,
32:24and also, it had a really good message.
32:25So, I thought the kids would definitely love it.
32:29And I was a very...
32:31I was a big fan of an animation as a kid.
32:34It was amazing.
32:35This animation is next level.
32:36It is.
32:37It's gorgeous.
32:38And one of my favorite was Frozen.
32:40And that was like almost my entire childhood.
32:44Although I watched it when I was like 20.
32:48But, yeah, I mean, I know how impactful it is for kids
32:53to have these kind of meaningful animations.
32:55And to be able to be on the other side,
32:57to give back the message to kids,
32:59it just felt really special.
33:00Congratulations.
33:02That is cool.
33:03But you're also a very talented musician as well,
33:06so I know you did separate covers of the song, Free.
33:09I feel like the fans are demanding our cover as well.
33:12Yeah, let's see. I want to hear that. Let's go.
33:14I want to make that happen. Let's do it.
33:17Let's do it. One of these days.
33:19I thought that could be kind of fun
33:20if I maybe showed you guys...
33:21For the fans, yeah.
33:22For the fans.
33:23Yeah, we have to.
33:24I thought it would be interesting if I maybe just showed
33:26a couple of just stills from the movie,
33:28and maybe you can tell me about your voice
33:31and what you did when you were recording.
33:34Like, this is Rumi and Genu, obviously.
33:37But then this is Genu slipping.
33:41When you slip, can you give a little line
33:44for what you would do here when you slip?
33:46So, I went like...
33:48This was when Rumi was about to run away from...
33:50I mean, Genu was about to run away from Rumi.
33:52And I did something like...
33:55And then I said...
33:55And then I said...
33:58Which means I'm sorry in Korean.
34:01Wow!
34:02Oh, I got to go back and watch that.
34:04All right, this is Rumi screaming.
34:07Yeah!
34:08Yes!
34:10Come on, Jimmy. You can do it.
34:11Yeah, I can try to do that.
34:12All right, ready?
34:12Yeah!
34:15Uh...
34:16Uh, Genu laughing?
34:19No, because Genu is a demon, I wanted to be kind of lovable.
34:23So, I wanted to be kind of goofy.
34:24Yeah.
34:25So, I was like...
34:27Something like that.
34:29I feel like we can all do it.
34:30Yeah.
34:32How about this last one here?
34:33This is when you get on the plane.
34:34Oh, not our fans.
34:36Yes! That's right! Come on!
34:38Classic.
34:39Not our fans.
34:41But this is one that I feel like...
34:44I feel like we should all do it.
34:46Oh, we can do not our fans?
34:47Yeah. I mean, what do you guys think?
34:49Do we think Jimmy and Kills love to do not our fans?
34:52Yeah.
34:53Ready?
34:53Should we do it?
34:54Yeah, let's do it.
34:55Three, two, one.
34:57Not our fans.
34:59I want to show you in a clip.
35:01Here's Arden Cho and Ahn Yosef in K-Pop Demon Hunters.
35:05Take a look.
35:06Pathetic.
35:06I'm pathetic?
35:07You can't even talk about your patterns.
35:10You don't want to talk about my patterns.
35:12I hate them, just like I hate all demons, how I hate Kima.
35:16If hate could defeat Kima, I would have done it a long time ago.
35:20Trust me.
35:21Excuse me, Mr. Genu.
35:24I made this for you.
35:26Uh, for me?
35:31Maybe listen to those voices instead of the ones in your head.
35:35Yeah, come on.
35:37Arden Cho and Ahn Yosef.
35:39K-Pop Demon Hunters is streaming now on Netflix.
35:42More tonight's show after the break.
35:44Stick around, everybody.
35:45I'm walking off this, world is deceptive.
35:48The beats are perfected, the hood is infested.
35:50It's remote destruction, my vocal abduction.
35:53Let's speak about corruption, with no introduction.
36:01Look at the pit.
36:04Performing his platinum hit, Thought It Was Love,
36:07from his debut album, The Select.
36:09Give it up for Ty Myers!
36:22I woke up with a headache today.
36:27Say I've got a mortgage due in an empty bed to pay.
36:36And, girl, it's funny to me how much I hate your memory, but unlike you, it'll always be you and
36:47me.
36:51No matter how bad I wanted to leave, started smoking cigarettes again.
37:02But I only lied of you, cause you're not here to tell me I can't.
37:12And, girl, I wish I could say, whiskey helps to drown the pain, but it only helps to drive me
37:23insane.
37:28Every time I hear your name.
37:31Every time I hear your name.
37:35Baby, I bet you're happy now.
37:40Probably found you someone new, who's got his life all figured out.
37:49As for me, I stay locked up in this old bed room, writing songs for you, and thinking about us.
38:04Girl, I thought he was nice.
38:08Girl, I thought he was nice.
38:30Cause I've got a mortgage due in no one laying by my side.
38:40I never knew what King's has been.
38:44But it gets so cold when the King is down and he is alone.
38:55Lord knows I need a queen, Lord, yeah.
39:02Baby, I bet you're happy now.
39:07Probably found you someone new, who's got his life all figured out.
39:17As for me, I stay locked up in this old bedroom, writing songs for you, and thinking about us.
39:31Girl, I thought he was nice.
39:39Girl, I thought he was nice.
39:40Girl, I knew he was nice.
39:43Girl, I knew he was nice.
39:46I guess I didn't know what love was.
40:09Come on!
40:10That is how you do it right there.
40:12Come on, bud.
40:13Ty Myers!
40:15The Select is out now.
40:18My thanks to Kristen Wiig,
40:19Ashley Twitcher, Arden Cho,
40:22Anjoseph, Ty Myers once again!
40:25That was great, bud.
40:27And the Ruth right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:32Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Myers.
40:34Good night, everybody. Thank you.
40:36Get involved.
40:37Get involved.
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40:41Get into it.
40:43Do it!
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