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00:24To be continued...
00:34To be continued...
01:03Come on.
01:07Thank you very much, everybody. Enjoy yourself.
01:09Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome
01:11to The Tonight Show.
01:13You're here.
01:17I'm very excited about this.
01:18Zendaya and Robert Pattinson
01:20are here tonight.
01:25Right now, the entire crowd is like,
01:26Jimmy, if you say April Fool's, we will destroy you.
01:30No, it's real.
01:31Zendaya and Robert
01:33star in a new movie called The Drama.
01:37This is where they play a couple
01:39whose relationship is threatened
01:41when a shocking secret is revealed.
01:45Christy Noem heard and was like,
01:46can't be that shocking.
01:50Yep, Zendaya stars in The Drama,
01:52and later this year, she's in Dune Part 3,
01:54Spider-Man...
01:57...Spider-Man Brand New Day...
02:02...and The Odyssey.
02:07And Pedro Pascal was a game-recognized game.
02:09All right, here we go.
02:11Let's get to some news.
02:12Well, guys, this morning,
02:13President Trump made history
02:14by becoming the first sitting U.S. president
02:17to show up for opening arguments
02:18at the Supreme Court.
02:20Yep, Trump was excited.
02:21It's the first time he's been in court
02:22without the chance of going to jail.
02:26Meanwhile, Trump stormed out
02:2813 minutes into the opposing argument.
02:31Yep, the last time Trump walked out of something
02:33after 13 minutes, it was the Melania movie.
02:37Yep.
02:38Trump left the Supreme Court pretty upset,
02:40and he got even more mad
02:41when he found out there was no Supreme Food Court either.
02:44He's like, why don't I smell Panda Express?
02:46What's going on?
02:48Get this, Trump just announced
02:50that he's going to renovate
02:51the reflecting pool
02:52between the Lincoln Memorial
02:54and the Washington Monument.
02:56More and more, it feels like
02:57he was the elected president of HGTV,
02:59don't you think?
03:00I like an open concept kitchen and...
03:03Well, it's been a rough couple weeks for Trump,
03:05and now his approval rating has hit a new low.
03:07In response, Trump said,
03:09these numbers don't add up for me,
03:10but I'm just going to plow ahead.
03:13And everyone using TurboTax said,
03:14numbers don't add up,
03:15but you're just going to plow ahead?
03:16Join the club, bud.
03:19And Trump said,
03:20it's not a pretty picture,
03:21but I'm doing what I like.
03:23Then Kristi Noem's husband said,
03:24not a pretty picture,
03:25but you're doing what you like.
03:27Join the club, bud.
03:30Trump said,
03:31I used to be so popular,
03:32I can't believe it's come to this.
03:34Then everyone on The Masked Singer said,
03:36used to be popular,
03:37I can't believe it's come to this.
03:38Join the club, bud.
03:40And Trump said,
03:40it's hard to digest,
03:41it hurts and it's taking a toll on my body.
03:44Then Marshmallow Peep said,
03:45hard to digest,
03:46it hurts and it's taking a toll on your body.
03:48Join the club, bud.
03:50And Trump said,
03:51I'll just lay low and hope no one sees the panic on my face.
03:54Then the picture of Prince Andrew being arrested said,
03:56lay low and hope no one sees the panic on your face.
03:58Join the club, bud.
04:00And finally,
04:01Trump said,
04:01when it comes to my approval rating,
04:02I'll do everything I can to get back up.
04:04And every guy in a HIMSS commercial said,
04:07join the club, bud.
04:08Thank you, James.
04:09Thank you, James.
04:09Thank you, James.
04:15Thank you, James.
04:28Some tech news.
04:29Drivers can now use ChatGPT with Apple's CarPlay.
04:33Although I saw the ad for it.
04:35I'm not sure it's such a great idea.
04:36Take a look at this.
04:38ChatGPT is coming to cars everywhere.
04:40Hey, ChatGPT,
04:41how far away is Target?
04:44That's a great question, Dan.
04:46It's both insightful
04:48and shows that you care about timing and preparation.
04:51Yeah, I just need to know how far Target is.
04:54I don't need the whole AI answer.
04:57Totally get it.
04:58You're interested in the distance from here to Target.
05:01It's really key that you ask that,
05:03especially now,
05:04at a time when you're driving to Target.
05:06Stop, stop.
05:08Answer in just two words,
05:10how far is Target?
05:12Two words.
05:13Great question.
05:15No, answer with just the distance from here to Target.
05:19150,000 miles.
05:21That's wrong.
05:22You're absolutely right to call me on that.
05:24I miscalculated the distance,
05:25and that's on me.
05:27Just let me know if there's any way I can help.
05:29I'm here to dive in.
05:30I just need the distance from here to Target!
05:33I hear you, Dan.
05:34Often, it can be frustrating
05:37to want to find the distance from here.
05:39Apple CarPlay, now with AI.
05:41Drive safe out there.
05:43Good time.
05:48Well, right after the Olaf robot
05:50in Disneyland Paris malfunctioned,
05:53Tokyo Disney ran into an issue
05:55with their Rapunzel robot
05:56when some crows started eating her hair.
05:59Oh!
05:59This is real.
06:00Take a look at this.
06:01Flower, clean and glow
06:06Makes the clock with birds
06:10Yeah.
06:11Turns out a Disney princess
06:12surrounded by little birds
06:13isn't as cute in real life.
06:16Eventually, park employees captured the crows
06:18and sold them as turkey legs.
06:19There you are.
06:23And finally, guys,
06:25we're so excited for this.
06:26The Super Mario Galaxy movie
06:27hits theaters today.
06:30Super Mario Galaxy!
06:33So we teamed up with the entire cast
06:36to do something fun.
06:37This is The Ballad of Super Mario.
06:39Check it out.
06:50There once was a man named Mario
06:53Yes, you know who I mean
06:56He had a brother, Luigi
06:59Who was always wearing green
07:03There was also Princess Peach
07:06He made my heart explode
07:09But they defeated me
07:11with the help of a tiny little mushroom
07:14man named Toad
07:15They locked me up and shrugged me down
07:18Oh, Bowser, he was done
07:19But now they're facing Bowser Jr.
07:22And he is my son
07:23Oh, Mario and Luigi
07:26are now in outer space
07:28And Peach and Toad and Rosalina
07:30is all up in my face
07:32But me and Bowser Jr.
07:34will get Mario once more
07:36But Yoshi is now in the crew
07:38He's a cool little freaky dinosaur
07:40Cool little freaky dinosaur
07:41It's Super Mario in the studio
07:43He's going far-io
07:44He'll be sorry-o
07:45In reality, all his pals and he
07:47They will bow to me
07:48In the galaxy
07:52There once was a man named Mario
07:55Yes, you know who I mean
08:03I mean, come on
08:04My thanks to Jack Black
08:07And the whole cast
08:09The Super Mario Galaxy movie
08:11is out now
08:14We have a great show
08:15Zendaya and Robin Pattinson are here
08:19Reggae John Page is joining us
08:23And we got great music
08:24from 600 ENT
08:27Stick around
08:28We'll be right back
08:29with more Tonight Show, everybody
08:36Robert, did you get to visit
08:37the set of Spider-Man?
08:38Is Batman allowed to visit
08:40the set of
08:51Welcome back to the Tonight Show
08:55It is time to play
08:57Darts of Insanity
09:07This is Darts of Insanity
09:09A game of skill, strategy
09:11and what some would call
09:12moral depravity
09:14Now, let's meet our three contestants
09:17How are you?
09:18Nice to see you
09:18How are you?
09:20Nice to see you
09:21Pleasure
09:21Thanks for being here
09:23Contestant number one
09:24What is your name
09:24and where are you from?
09:25My name is Joey B
09:26and I'm from Hazlitt, New Jersey
09:28Hey, Joey B
09:30Thank you, buddy
09:31It's Jersey in the house
09:32Contestant number two
09:33What's your name
09:34Where are you from?
09:34I'm Drew from Maryland
09:35Hey, Drew from Maryland
09:36Where are you doing?
09:38Contestant number three
09:39Hey, I'm Ethan
09:41and I'm from Florida
09:42Okay
09:43Come on, bud
09:45Alright, here's how
09:46the game works
09:47Over here is
09:48the dartboard of Insanity
09:49When it's your turn
09:50you're going to grab
09:51this official
09:52Tonight Show
09:53Insanoblaster 3000
09:54Okay
09:55It's going to launch
09:55a rubber dart at the board
09:57The board will quickly flash
09:58between various stunts
09:59that you may be subjected to
10:01Each of which carries
10:02a specific point value
10:03For instance, we have
10:05Pickle Tickle
10:06for three points
10:08Fire Ants in Your Pants
10:10for six points
10:11Or the dreaded
10:12Chili Out
10:13for 12 points
10:14That's where you have to
10:15strip down your underwear
10:16sit in a bathtub
10:17filled with ice cold chili
10:18for 30 minutes
10:20Whatever dart
10:21Whatever your dart lands on
10:22that's what you'll have to do
10:23and whoever has the most points
10:24at the end of the game
10:25will win a check
10:26for $100
10:27You guys ready?
10:30Contestant number one
10:31You're up first
10:32Stand behind the line
10:33I'm going to give you
10:34the Tonight Show
10:36Insanoblaster 3000
10:37Okay
10:38When you're ready
10:41Fire when ready
10:42Alright
10:47Spin the tail off the donkey
10:49Higgins
10:50Tell them what they just got
10:51Well, Jimmy
10:52Tonight's contestants
10:53get to put on this
10:54adult-sized donkey costume
10:55and dance, dance, dance
10:56until the tails fall off
10:58If they can spin the tail
10:59off the donkey
11:00they get 10 points
11:01Jimmy?
11:02Thank you, Higgins
11:03Let's get you in this
11:03donkey costume first
11:05Alright
11:05Okay
11:06I can help you out
11:07if you want to there
11:08Here we go
11:09And now
11:11Yeah
11:11When we start this
11:12Yep
11:13Perfect
11:13Just going to have a couple
11:16Yep
11:17It's pretty easy
11:18I think you're in the same leg
11:19Yep
11:19Yep
11:20Jeez
11:21Watch that wooden thing
11:23Yep
11:23Yep
11:24Close enough
11:25Yep
11:25This isn't even part
11:26of the contest yet
11:27This is the
11:29The easy part
11:30Yep
11:31Alright
11:31You're standing on it
11:33Still
11:33Jump up
11:33Yep
11:34Jump up
11:34Maybe lay
11:35Can you lay down
11:36Just lay down for a second
11:37Yep
11:37I'll
11:38There we go
11:39That's right
11:40Let me go
11:41You got it
11:45That's right
11:46Don't worry about it
11:46We got this
11:47We got it
11:48Alright
11:48There we go
11:49Thank God
11:50Thank you
11:51There you go
11:52Now
11:53There we go
11:54I just heard from the judges
11:55We're going to give you
11:56Two bonus points
11:57Alright
11:59Alright
11:59Now here you go
12:00All you have to do
12:00Is get that donkey tail
12:02To fall off
12:03Okay
12:03By dancing
12:04Okay
12:05But you cannot use your hands
12:06Only butt shakes
12:07And body gyrations
12:08Alright
12:09I got that
12:09You want to turn around
12:10And show everyone what you got
12:12Let's get in position
12:13Let's see that tail
12:1415 seconds on the clock
12:15Ready
12:16Set
12:17Spin that tail
12:22Not bad
12:23Not bad
12:23Close
12:24Shake it
12:24Shake your booty
12:26Shake it
12:28Shake
12:28You got five seconds
12:29Shake them up
12:30Almost
12:30Almost
12:31Shake it
12:32Shake it
12:32Shake it
12:33Come on
12:37Time's up
12:38Unfortunately
12:39It didn't come up
12:40Can we see that
12:40In slow motion
12:41I don't think you'll like this
12:43Yeah
12:43There you go
12:43Right there
12:44Look at us
12:44Both were doing good
12:46Yeah
12:46We were both dancing to it
12:48Ah
12:48You came close buddy
12:49Sorry the tail did not fall off
12:51Good try
12:52You can stand over there
12:53Alright
12:54That was close
12:55Alright
12:55Let's meet contestant number two
12:57And get ready to go here
12:58Contestant number two
12:59You are up
12:59Now if you want to hit the board
13:00You want to land on something
13:01Worth a lot of points
13:02You got your mind on anything
13:03In general
13:05Whatever I can hit
13:06Whatever you can hit
13:06Yeah
13:07Yeah
13:09How about like
13:10Pickle Tickle
13:12I'm a little concerned
13:14About that one
13:14But
13:15Let's see
13:15Did you see any other things
13:16Come up on the board
13:17Like spooning with Sebastian
13:18Did you see that one
13:19No
13:20Yeah
13:21That might pop up there
13:22You never know
13:23Hey
13:23Hey
13:23Why not
13:24Good luck
13:25Good luck to you
13:25Here you go
13:26I'm going to give you
13:27The tonight's show
13:27Insano Blaster 3000
13:29Be careful with this
13:30Because it sticks to any
13:31Darts of Insanity
13:33Television or whatever that is
13:34Now
13:36Let's start the board
13:37Of Insanity
13:38And you may fire when ready
13:42Ooh
13:42You fish kiss
13:44Not bad
13:4412 points
13:46Pickle Tickle
13:47What has
13:47What has to happen here
13:48Lucky contestant
13:49Gets to pick a fish
13:50From our wall of fish
13:51And give it a kiss
13:52But be careful
13:53Some of the fish
13:54Like to bite
13:54If they can kiss a fish
13:56Without getting bit
13:57They'll get 12 points
13:58Jimmy
13:58Come on over, bud
14:00All right
14:01I think you'll be good at this
14:01As you can see
14:03There are six fish
14:05Here on the wall
14:05Okay
14:06Okay
14:06Now three
14:07Three of them
14:08Are kissing fish
14:09Three of them bite
14:10Your job is to pick a fish
14:12Look it in the eyes
14:13And say
14:14You're my fish charming
14:16Then lean in
14:18Then lean in there
14:19And give it a kiss
14:20And hope you don't get bit
14:22Okay
14:22Ruth, can we
14:23Help us set the mood here
14:25Pick anyone
14:26Pick anyone
14:30Make sure
14:31You don't get bit
14:33Could be anyone
14:35Could be anyone
14:36There you go
14:36Three, here we go
14:39You're my fish charming
14:40There you go, bud
14:41Give it a kiss
14:41Oh, you got bit
14:43Get over here
14:43Sorry, pal
14:44So sorry about that
14:46You got bit
14:46You got bit
14:47I'm sorry
14:48But you are in luck
14:50Because we're going to give you
14:50One more chance
14:51To find that kissing fish
14:52If you do, we're going to double your points
14:54That's 24 points
14:56So whenever you're ready
14:58You know it's not that one
14:59Yeah
14:59You're going to say
15:00You're my fish charming
15:01And then go ahead
15:02And kiss that fish
15:03And good luck
15:14You're my fish charming
15:16All right, yes
15:17That one started biting
15:18Before you even kissed in there
15:19I'm so sorry
15:20Thanks for your claim
15:21Wait a sec, my producers are telling me
15:23They're going to give you
15:24One last hour
15:27To kiss another fish
15:30Congratulations
15:30This never happens
15:32I can
15:33You should see the look
15:34On your face
15:35You're so excited
15:35But there are four fish left
15:37Three will kiss you, of course
15:39And only one will bite
15:40Those are pretty good odds
15:41You feeling lucky?
15:43All right
15:45Whenever you're ready
15:46Lean in and kiss the fish
15:48You think
15:49Ooh
15:53Any guesses?
15:58Six
15:59All right, here we go
16:00You're my fish charming
16:02Oh!
16:06Sorry, buddy
16:06You got bit again
16:08Sorry about that
16:09You got zero points
16:11Thank you for planting a skit over there
16:12Sorry about that
16:13You guys are the worst
16:15Bad, bad, bad job
16:17All right
16:17Down to our last contestant
16:19Nice to see you
16:20It's all down to you
16:21You need to land on something
16:22Worth more than zero points
16:24You excited?
16:25Sure
16:25All right
16:26Good luck
16:27Initiate the dartboard of insanity
16:30Here's the potential
16:32Insanoblaster 3000
16:33Go for it, bud
16:34Ooh, you've done a score
16:36No
16:36Ooh
16:37You got lip sync
16:38Leap color
16:39Fantastic
16:40All right
16:41Higgins, tell them what he has to do
16:43Well, Jimmy, tonight's contestant
16:44Has to put on this 80s hairband wig
16:46And lip sync to the classic Starship song
16:48Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now
16:49While a Yeti
16:50Aims a leaf blower in their face
16:52If they can sustain their lip syncing
16:53Until the song ends
16:54It's worth 15 points
16:56Jimmy
16:5615 points
16:57Here you go, bud
16:57Put on this wig from the 80s
17:00You're gonna
17:00Oh, that's a little
17:01Yeah, you can put that on
17:02Perfect
17:03These are for safety
17:04Hi, Yeti
17:04Nice to see you
17:05Hi, Yeti
17:06Now, here you go
17:08Now, you're gonna be singing
17:10The lyrics to
17:11Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now
17:12By Starship
17:13Is that correct?
17:15And so, no matter what
17:16If you can do this
17:17All the way through the chorus
17:18You win the 15 points
17:20End the game
17:23All right, Yeti
17:25Turn on the leaf blower
17:26You ready to rock?
17:27Yeah
17:27Okay, go for it
17:29Play it
17:29And we can show this thing
17:32Together
17:33And it's going forever
17:36Nothing's gonna stop
17:38And it's gonna stop
17:41You're almost there
17:43You're almost there
17:44Yes, you're almost there
17:45Yes, you did it
17:47You won
17:48Oh, my gosh
17:50Wow, can you breathe?
17:52No
17:52You did it
17:53Oh, my gosh
17:53You won 15 points
17:55This means you are the winner
17:58As our winner
17:59You'll be going home
18:00With a check for $100
18:03Congratulations
18:06Now, you guys
18:07Didn't win
18:08But you were a good sport
18:09So you'll also be going home
18:10With $100
18:11There you go
18:12That is all the time
18:15We have for
18:16Darts of Insanity
18:17We'll be right back
18:18With Zendaya
18:19And Robert Pattinson
18:20Well done
18:21That was really funny
18:22That was really funny
18:30You could say anything
18:31And make it sound romantic
18:32And I thought it'd be
18:33Kind of fun
18:35If we maybe gave you
18:36Some regular
18:37Everyday
18:38Songs
18:48Our first guests
18:49Are two very talented actors
18:52Who star in the new movie
18:53The Drama
18:53It's in theaters nationwide
18:55This Friday
18:56Everyone, please welcome
18:57Zendaya and Robert Pattinson
19:08Come on, pal
19:09Great to see you
19:10Hey
19:12Hey
19:13Oh, that's right
19:14Come on
19:16That's what I'm talking about
19:18Hi
19:21Zendaya
19:22Robert Pattinson
19:23Come on
19:25That's right
19:26Feel the love
19:27They love you
19:28Come on
19:30Yeah
19:33We love you
19:34Welcome, welcome, welcome
19:35Back to the show
19:36It's always good to see you guys
19:38Thank you for coming on together
19:39Yeah
19:40You have never worked together
19:42In a film
19:43And now all of a sudden
19:44You're in three movies together
19:45Yes
19:45How does
19:47How does this happen
19:48How does it all
19:49The drama
19:49Then you're in The Odyssey
19:50And then Dune Part 3
19:52It wished on a star
19:53Yeah, exactly
19:54Yeah
19:55But which came first
19:57Well, the drama first
19:58Obviously
19:59And I think we were both
20:00Kind of sworn to secrecy
20:02With The Odyssey
20:03So we didn't really
20:04Tell each other
20:05But we kind of had like a look
20:07She just kind of turned up on set
20:08And I was like
20:09Hey
20:09Hey
20:10You guys were acting together for months
20:13We're back together
20:13Yeah
20:14Oh, that's right
20:14You're not allowed to say anything
20:15About The Odyssey
20:16Oh, no, no, no
20:17So then you just end up there
20:18And you go, okay
20:18And then
20:19Oh, you again
20:20And I'll see you again
20:20And then you're like
20:21I'll see you at Dune
20:22Yeah
20:22Wow
20:22Well, I actually did get a call
20:24About you for Dune
20:26Oh, you got him the job
20:27Well, no
20:28He already had the job
20:29But I just wanted to make sure
20:30He wasn't like a diva or anything
20:32Oh, yeah
20:32Oh, he's very much a diva
20:34No, he is not a diva
20:35Yeah, you were like
20:36Oh, he's cool, right?
20:37Yeah, he's cool
20:37Yeah, I know he is
20:39Zendaya, you also have
20:40Spider-Man coming out
20:41We were talking about
20:44The trailer came out
20:46This is exciting
20:47You're talking about
20:47The trailer came out
20:48And it's already got
20:49Over a billion views
20:50What is going on?
20:53In like three hours
20:55Yeah, in three hours
20:56Yeah
20:56How do you have the time
20:57To do all of these films?
20:59I have no idea
21:00Good scheduling
21:02A good team
21:03No, it was really
21:04It was quite jarring too
21:06Because while we were filming Dune
21:07I would then kind of go off
21:09And do Spider-Man
21:09And then jump back into Dune
21:11And then I jump back into Spider-Man
21:12So it was like
21:12And then I just came
21:14Literally, the day I wrapped Euphoria
21:16It was like four in the morning
21:17And I had a flight
21:18In like the next few hours
21:19To go to Budapest to shoot Dune
21:21So I was like
21:22Pack my whole life up
21:23In one night
21:24And I was like
21:24Let's go
21:25Let's go for it
21:25We're gonna go, man
21:26Don't stop
21:27I love it
21:27Robert, did you get to
21:28Visit the set of Spider-Man
21:30Is Batman allowed to visit the set?
21:33I don't know
21:33I think I'd be allowed
21:35Yeah, it's illegal
21:36We keep getting asked
21:37Like who would win the fight
21:38Spider-Man or Batman
21:39No
21:39I'm like legally not allowed
21:41To say Spider-Man
21:43Do you know Tom at all?
21:44Yeah, I love Tom
21:45Yeah
21:45You've done stuff with
21:46I've done three movies with him too
21:47What's going on with you guys?
21:49I mean, come on
21:50He loves us
21:50Yeah, he'd love that
21:52I just want to be involved
21:55Robert, when did you first meet Zendaya?
21:58Do you remember?
21:59And was it a good first impression?
22:01I mean, you have
22:02A different impression
22:03Do you think that something happened
22:04That didn't happen?
22:06No, no
22:06Just that we had a phone call
22:08When you're on Batman
22:09I'm like, no
22:10That's just not true
22:11It is
22:11It literally is
22:13Okay
22:13We have a friend
22:14We have a friend in common
22:16And they were FaceTiming
22:18While I was shooting Euphoria
22:18But he was in
22:19He was in Batman mode
22:20Ah
22:21And so I think he didn't
22:22I was like
22:23Did I have the color?
22:24You had the smoky eye
22:26You had the whole thing
22:27Oh, okay, okay, okay
22:27And I was like
22:28I was like
22:29Hey
22:30And you were like
22:31Hi
22:33I don't even think
22:34I literally go to
22:35I'll call you later
22:35I can't talk to you
22:36I have to go play Cross
22:39Please don't FaceTime me
22:40I'd rather just do this
22:41Over a regular phone call
22:42Yeah
22:44He was in the zone
22:45So, fair enough
22:45When did you realize
22:46That it was going to work
22:48When you guys had chemistry?
22:51I mean
22:51We had one phone call
22:53Before we started shooting
22:54And
22:56I kind of went
22:57I put the pedal to the metal
22:59Of my anxiety
23:00And like every single day
23:01I did the most extreme version
23:03Of my personality
23:04Just like
23:04Full frontal
23:05On a face
23:06No full frontal
23:07Oh my gosh
23:09I know
23:10I know
23:14I know
23:14You're in so much trouble
23:15This is great for our show
23:17Trust me
23:18No one's going to clip that out
23:19No
23:20Surprise
23:21Surprise
23:21My face is not a problem
23:22But you put everything out there
23:24I mean you're feeling like
23:25I like it
23:26Yes
23:26Emotionally
23:27Emotionally
23:27We got what you're trying to say
23:29Yeah
23:29Yeah
23:29She was very understanding
23:30Well you're both pretty likable
23:32Human beings
23:33But Zenda
23:34You were telling me
23:34That sometimes you don't know
23:35When Robert's joking
23:36Or being serious
23:37Yeah
23:37Can you give me an example
23:38Of that
23:39Um
23:40There was a comment
23:41You made the other day
23:42When we were
23:43That apparently
23:43Is a thing
23:44That you smell like crayons
23:46To yourself
23:47I do smell like crayons
23:49You smell like crayons
23:50Smells like crayons
23:52You don't
23:53That does not smell like crayons
23:54Do you mind
23:55It's like I have a vanilla
23:56Bring it in
23:57Bring it in
23:58Bring it in
23:58I smell like crayons
24:00Right?
24:01No
24:02Let me get a second
24:03I don't think
24:03I
24:04Do get it
24:04I don't smell crayon
24:06No no
24:07You smell very nice
24:08You smell nice
24:08I like to smell crayons as well
24:10But why would you think
24:11You smell like crayons
24:12I smell like crayons
24:13To myself
24:13Oh really
24:14One crayon
24:16Specific crayon
24:16Oh yeah right
24:17What color crayon
24:19Blue crayon
24:20But yeah blue crayon
24:21But what
24:22Since you were a kid
24:23Did you feel that way
24:25Or is it a new
24:26Is it a new
24:27No I can't
24:29I'm very curious
24:30I love the smell of crayon
24:32I love also the smell of Play-Doh
24:33By the way
24:34Ah
24:34When I was a kid
24:35I would just try to eat it
24:36Because it smells so good
24:37Smells so good
24:37It's got a sweet smell
24:39Yes I love it
24:40Play-Doh
24:40Yeah
24:41I thought it deliberately smells bad
24:42So kids don't eat it
24:43No it smells good
24:44No it smells fantastic
24:45And it's a problem
24:47It tastes terrible
24:48It just smells like Play-Doh
24:49Yeah
24:50Kids at home
24:51Don't eat Play-Doh
24:52Or crayons
24:52But I've done both
24:54And look how I turned out
24:55Okay
24:55It works
24:56Yeah it works
24:57Ah thank you
24:59A little bit damaged
25:01But I'm fine
25:02It's hard stuff
25:03Let's talk about the movie
25:04The drama
25:05It's a dark movie
25:07I would say
25:08And you play a couple
25:09About to get married
25:10It's not your typical
25:12Romantic movie
25:13No
25:14Not at all
25:15I mean there are aspects
25:17Of romance
25:17And you know
25:18We do have
25:19Like the beginning
25:20Of the film
25:21The real tight beginning
25:22Allows for a little bit
25:24Of romance
25:24And for you to really
25:25Fall in love with the characters
25:26Before the rug is pulled
25:27Out from underneath
25:28The characters
25:29And the audience
25:30And I think you're just
25:31Kind of on this
25:32Really emotionally
25:33Vulnerable ride
25:34With them the whole time
25:35And it just
25:36Like it's all gas
25:37Until the end
25:38And yeah
25:40It's chaotic
25:41It's very intense
25:42Yeah
25:43It's definitely
25:44Hopefully going to spark
25:45A lot of
25:47Healthy discussion
25:48I noticed
25:48That you're wearing
25:49A beautiful blue gown tonight
25:53This is very on theme
25:55I kind of knew
25:56That you were going to do this
25:56I was hoping for this
25:57Because when you go
25:58To your premieres
25:59Zendaya
26:00I don't know if you know this
26:01You sometimes dress
26:02To the theme of your film
26:03Yeah
26:04And so on this
26:05You wore
26:06Something old
26:07Something new
26:09And something borrowed
26:10Yes
26:10Which one
26:12Yeah
26:13Thanks
26:14What was the something borrowed
26:15Which one
26:16Something borrowed
26:17Is this one
26:18And who was that borrowed from
26:19It was from
26:20The one and only
26:21Cate Blanchett
26:21Really
26:22Cate Blanchett
26:23I know
26:24That's rad
26:25It was a dream come true
26:26Honestly
26:27Because when we
26:27Kind of
26:28This whole idea
26:29Came together
26:29She was one of the first
26:30People I thought of
26:31Because I remember
26:32Both Law and I
26:33Remember when she
26:34Wore this dress
26:35For the first time
26:35And we both texted
26:37She was like
26:37Oh my gosh
26:37She looks amazing
26:38This dress is fabulous
26:39And I was like
26:40Oh I wish I could wear
26:42That dress
26:42Like oh what a dress
26:43That's your dream
26:44And so when it was like
26:45An opportunity
26:46To maybe borrow a dress
26:47I was like
26:47What if we
26:48You know
26:48What if we ask her
26:49And Law was like
26:50Hang up
26:50I gotta call
26:51Like I gotta go
26:52Start making calls
26:53And he called her team
26:54And she said yes
26:55She's fun
26:56Which it is
26:56That's so lovely
26:57I just thought
26:58It was such a kind thing
26:59To share
27:00And yeah
27:02I just
27:02I was very
27:03Very paranoid
27:03About like spilling
27:04Or breaking
27:05Or doing anything wrong
27:07To the dress
27:07To the dress
27:08Did you let Robert know
27:09When you're
27:09That you're wearing
27:10A theme
27:11No
27:11No
27:12So you're
27:12I literally ask
27:13Every single day
27:14Through this thing
27:15I'm like
27:15What are you gonna be wearing
27:16I told you
27:17What are you gonna be wearing tonight
27:18Are we doing
27:19I don't know
27:19I haven't planned it
27:20A metal theme
27:21Like are we doing
27:21Like Dune theme
27:22What are we doing here
27:23It's like
27:23You did not plan
27:24Borrowing Cate Blanche's dress
27:26The day before
27:27No
27:27There's no way
27:28You must have planned
27:29It's always like
27:30I'm so chill
27:30About everything
27:31There's no plan
27:33But here's the thing
27:34Here's the thing
27:34He was asking me
27:35While we were shooting Dune
27:36No
27:36And I was like
27:37I don't know yet
27:38Like I don't have any idea
27:40And then when I came up
27:41With the idea
27:42He was like
27:42You knew all along
27:44And you didn't tell me
27:45And you didn't tell me
27:48I love it
27:49I love you guys together
27:50Hopefully there's more
27:50And more and more films
27:51That you guys could be in together
27:52I want to show everyone a clip
27:55Here are Zendaya
27:56And Robert Pattinson
27:58In the drama
27:59Take a look
28:00I did
28:01I said
28:01If everyone knows
28:02He's a piece of s***
28:02Then why are we doing
28:03A retrospective in the first place
28:04It's like
28:04It's so incredibly irresponsible
28:06No one ever cares
28:08Until it's too late
28:08And then it always ends up
28:09Backfiring on me
28:14Emma I'm being serious
28:15It's not funny
28:15No I agree with you
28:17This is not funny at all
28:19It's very serious
28:24You're laughing
28:25Come on
28:27Zendaya
28:27And Robert Pattinson
28:29Everybody
28:29The drama is in theaters
28:31On Friday
28:32More tonight's show
28:33After the break
28:35Stick around everybody
28:51Our next guest is an Emmy
28:53Nominated actor who stars
28:55In the new film
28:56You, Me, and Tuscany
28:58Which is in theaters everywhere
28:59April 10th
29:00Please welcome
29:01Regé-Jean Page
29:26Welcome back
29:27Man, we have a good looking show tonight
29:30Oh my god
29:32Yeah, ow!
29:34Come on, sorry
29:35Sorry, I had to get a couple
29:37How did I get a couple hours out there?
29:40Sorry
29:40It's good looking
29:40Because all of y'all are here
29:41That's why
29:42No, exactly
29:43Incredibly good looking
29:44No
29:44Now, I want to get into so many things
29:47I want to get into you, me, and Tuscany
29:49I want to talk about you going back to the West End
29:52You're going to do theater
29:53Yep, yep
29:53Now going back to theater
29:54We're doing Gatsby
29:55The great Gatsby
29:56We're doing Gatsby, yeah
29:57Should be a lot of fun
29:58You started in theater
30:00Why do you like theater?
30:02I like that anything can happen
30:03You need that adrenaline shock
30:05You need that moment with the crowd
30:06You know what I mean?
30:06Yeah, it's nothing like it
30:07One of the first jobs I ever did
30:08I was on The Globe
30:09In The West End, in London
30:11We're doing The Merchant of Venice
30:12The Globe Theater
30:13The Globe Theater
30:14A thousand people every night
30:15Shakespeare
30:16Shakespeare
30:16Oh, yeah
30:17Feels like a rock concert in that venue, by the way
30:18Because you've got, like, a standing crowd down below
30:20You've got, like, all the posh seats up top
30:22And so, you know, all you've got to do is not mess up in Shakespearean
30:25Which I definitely wasn't going to do
30:26It was a work experience job
30:27So, like, I have, like, one speech
30:29Deliver a letter
30:30F-O
30:30Easy
30:31Okay
30:31I deliver my speech
30:32I walk out
30:33Proud as punch
30:34It's a long old walk
30:35Put my hand into my pouch
30:37There's no letter
30:37No letter whatsoever
30:39It's your only job is to deliver the letter
30:40Only one and only job
30:42I go completely grey
30:43And the dude that I have to give the letter to, by the way
30:46Does not know his lines
30:47They are written in the letter
30:50And so, now you've got to improv in Shakespearean
30:52It's like
30:53Thine letter
30:54Which I dost not have
30:57Oh, my God
30:58What you have to improvise is in
31:00Yonder carriage
31:01Someone shall fetch it forthwith
31:04For this dude
31:05Oh, my God
31:06Like, what does that mean?
31:07That does not have my letter
31:08I do not know
31:08Doth not know my lines
31:10I'm like, dude
31:10I don't know what you wanteth me to say
31:12It ain't here
31:13Sorry, the dudeth I must go offstageth
31:16And cometh back with letter
31:18Goodeth luck
31:20Yeah
31:21Let's talk about your film
31:22You, Me, and Tuscany
31:23How do we set up
31:24What it's about?
31:26It is a classic
31:27Feel-good
31:28Uncynical
31:29Joyous rom-com
31:30Yes
31:31That's what we want
31:33You know
31:34It knows exactly what it is
31:36We're here to give you
31:37A good time in the theater
31:38The romantic comedy's having a great comeback
31:40Which I love
31:41People We Meet on Vacation was great
31:42I know the Sidney Sweeney
31:44Glenn Powell was a big hit
31:45And now you
31:46This is good
31:47It's you
31:47You're in Italy
31:48It's
31:48I'm in Italy with Halle Bailey
31:49Oh, Halle Bailey
31:52The People's Mermaid
31:55That's right
31:55By the way, she can sing, too, boy
31:57She's an incredible
31:58She's one of the best singers on the planet
31:59I maintain that, genuinely
32:00Her technique is untouchable
32:03Yeah
32:03Have you ever met her?
32:05Yeah, absolutely
32:05Genuine real-life Disney princess, right?
32:07She actually is, yeah
32:08She walks by and flowers bloom
32:10The sun rose
32:11Floats, yes
32:11It's a cartoon
32:12Ridiculous
32:13Birds land on her finger, you know
32:14Yeah
32:14But you have to serenade her in front of her
32:17I do
32:17That's pressure right there
32:19A little bit of pressure
32:19There's a moment in the script
32:20You open it up
32:21And it's like
32:21We need you to sing in front of
32:22One of the world's greatest singers
32:23No accompaniment
32:24No notes
32:25No nothing
32:25Just charm this woman
32:27With a smile and the power of your voice
32:28And so I just
32:29I went to my happy place
32:30I did my best
32:31You did a great job
32:32Yeah, thank you
32:33I appreciate it
32:33It's justified in the movie
32:35There's this concept called
32:36La Serenata
32:37Which is from a place in Italy
32:39Don't ask me where
32:40I've done some research
32:40Not all of it
32:41Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah
32:42But the idea is
32:43Before you get married
32:44There's a false marriage story in this
32:45Told you
32:46Classic rom-com
32:46Before you get married
32:47You have to sing to your fiancé
32:49And after you serenade them
32:51All wrongs are forgiven
32:52So, you know, those times
32:53That you didn't notice a haircut
32:54Or take out the trash for three weeks
32:55Now that I've sung to you so beautifully
32:57Yet to forget all of my nonsense
32:58All that
32:58And forgive me
32:59And just forgive and just love
33:01Yeah
33:01Lads, serenade your ladies
33:03I think
33:03Yeah
33:03You can't lose
33:04But between this film and Bridgerton
33:06You've had a lot of experience with romance
33:09I mean
33:09You're pretty
33:13I was thinking that anything
33:15That you
33:15You could say anything
33:17And make it sound romantic
33:18And I thought it'd be kind of fun
33:21If we maybe gave you
33:22Some regular everyday songs
33:25We have them written
33:27We have them written on cue cards
33:30Do your best
33:31Talk to you through this trauma
33:33We have a microphone here
33:35Maybe you can serenade
33:36Some unromantic songs
33:38And make them sound romantic
33:40Can we dim the lights?
33:42This first one
33:45I don't even know
33:46If you know this first song
33:47Because this is a very American song
33:49But baseball season just started
33:51So
33:52How about you give us
33:53A little rendition of
33:54Take Me Out to the Ball Game
34:22That's good
34:23That's good
34:24But let's up it
34:24Let's up it one now
34:25How about
34:27Do we have this one written down?
34:28Do you know
34:29On Top of Old Smokey?
34:32Yeah
34:32Kind of
34:33Okay
34:34Give it your best
34:35On Top of Old Smokey
34:40On Top of Old Smokey
34:49Baby girl
34:50I want you all covered in stone
34:57Last one
34:57Last one
34:58Last one
34:59Last one
34:59Last one
34:59Last one
35:00Just one more for us
35:01No please
35:02We have it written down there
35:03How about a little
35:05Row, row, row your boat
35:06Come on
35:07I'm going to row your boat
35:07This is it
35:08Row, come on
35:10Serenade
35:10Come on, Regan
35:12Row
35:12Row, row, row your boat
35:17What a little boat
35:18Go
35:20Let it take me down your street
35:25Give me a merrily
35:27Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
35:34A life
35:35Girl, our life is gonna be just
35:40Just a dream
35:53That's Regan
35:54That's how you do it
35:56I want to show everyone a clip
35:58Here's Regan
35:59John Page
36:00And you, me
36:01And Tuscany
36:01Take a look
36:02I took a sommelier class
36:04In culinary school
36:05Okay
36:05So you're a chef
36:06Well
36:07I'm what my instructor called
36:10The tragedy of untapped potential
36:13Yeah
36:14Fair enough
36:19This place is really cool
36:21Well
36:22I run it the old fashioned way
36:24These barrels have been here since the 18th century
36:26The airlocks were invented by da Vinci
36:28Thanks for the TED talk, Dr. Wine
36:30Can't it just be cool?
36:35Okay
36:38Come on
36:39That's what I'm talking about
36:41Regan
36:42John Page, everybody
36:43You, me
36:44And Tuscany
36:45Is in theaters April 10th
36:47More tonight
36:48Show after the break
36:49Stick around, everybody
37:02Performing the title track to their new mixtape
37:056WA
37:06Give it up for 600 ENT
37:08Featuring Big X, The Plug
37:10Rozama, Young Hood
37:12And TV
37:20Good evening ladies and gentlemen
37:22Live from Jimmy Fallon
37:246WA
37:25I need everybody up and on your feet right now
37:30Say X
37:31Let's tell them who you run with
37:32You ready?
37:33Hold it easy
37:34He's big
37:35X, The Plug
37:36Well, bitch
37:37Well, bitch, he's Big X
37:38And I run with the click
37:39They cost 600
37:40Way before all of this
37:42I was outside trying to get
37:43And every person
37:44Pissed me off
37:45A play
37:46They dare to know
37:46I'm
37:47I got on all these chains
37:48For life
37:49If it pop off
37:49No, I ain't
37:50And bitch
37:51Is 6WA
37:52So all my spares on you
37:53And feed me up to Drake
37:55I told him shit
37:56Cause I know he gone
37:57I patched that bitch to Lumpy
37:58He know how to
37:59Let's change the subject
38:01See, we getting paid for heaven
38:02So I can trip out there
38:04I was the lobster
38:05Groover
38:06Original Tiny Hooper
38:08600 back
38:09November
38:09Duck in the crash
38:10Shoot me
38:11Dang it
38:11Type of person
38:12The new drop
38:13I'm interviewing
38:14Bumpin' music
38:15Yeah, Bob of Mabble
38:16Screaming out
38:17I do it
38:18Oh, mini-made
38:19Long dread
38:20Half-Aid
38:21Dark skin
38:22Big
38:22Got the girls
38:23D-Rain
38:24Rose, Toma
38:26Mr. Kitty
38:27Sensei
38:28I have
38:306WA
38:316WA
38:326 in the morning
38:33That man said, my dope
38:34Should've seen them boys coming
38:36But the cameras was broke
38:37Tryin' to run to the back
38:39And flush all the dope
38:41Round truck
38:42Hit the spot
38:43Now we all on the floor
38:45Bitch
38:45That's my favorite word
38:48If she ain't suck the stick
38:49Then kick that girl to the curb
38:52Bitch
38:52Go dig your homie out of the dirt
38:54Caught him lacking in traffic
38:56And put his face on the shirt
38:59Neighborhood dope man
39:00Tell me what you need
39:01Where I'm from
39:02This f***ing roof
39:03Like my name with EZE
39:05I got the formula
39:06D-O-C
39:06Dr. Dre got the carnet for cheap
39:08A 6 or without a 2
39:09Who wants to be
39:10Give up
39:10About the law
39:11I hate poor ladies
39:11Give up
39:12By jail
39:13Show myself hip hop
39:14On the line
39:14Go make my bell
39:15Touchdown cause hell
39:16I'm back making sales
39:17So wearing the clip
39:18Bust it down
39:18I'm on
39:18Got it rolling and rocking
39:19Beat out the pot
39:20Like rock
39:21Real
39:21Baby no clock
39:22Can't ride with me
39:23You ain't doing no
39:23Like poor with the poor
39:24Tryna get a new body
39:29600 ENT
39:31Big extra plug
39:32Rosama
39:33Young hood
39:34PB
39:356WA is out now
39:37We'll be right back
39:38Everybody
39:52My thanks to Zendaya
39:54Robert Pattinson
39:56Reggae John Page
39:58The cast of the
39:59Super Mario Galaxy movie
40:00600 ENT
40:02Big extra plug
40:03Rosama
40:04Young hood
40:04PB
40:05And the roots
40:06Right there
40:06From Philadelphia
40:07Thank you for watching
40:08Stay tuned for Late Night
40:09With Seth Meyers
40:10Good night everybody
40:11Thank you
40:39We'll be right back
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