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00:09To be continued...
00:30And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
01:04That's what I'm talking about. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome
01:09to The Tonight Show. This is it. You made it. Thank you for being here.
01:15You guys, well, it was an absolutely beautiful 80-degree day here in New York City.
01:24It was so warm, I saw a Wall Street stockbroker sharing a pinkity-drinkity with Zoran Mamdani.
01:32It was so warm today in Central Park, I saw a squirrel rubbing SPS 50 on his nuts.
01:36And I...
01:37No way!
01:39Let's get to some news here.
01:41Florida Governor Ron DeSantis just signed a bill to rename Palm Beach International Airport as President Donald J. Trump International
01:48Airport.
01:52Finally fulfilling Trump's lifelong dream of having an entire Chili's 2 inside him.
02:01You'll know it's officially Trump Airport when they open up a Hudson fake news.
02:08You'll know it's Trump Airport when they replace the TSA scanners with MRI machines. You know what I'm saying?
02:13Meanwhile, Trump just shared renderings of what his future presidential library in Miami could look like.
02:19Did you see this? This is real. Take a... This is a photo. Wow.
02:22Oh.
02:23Yeah, well, it's better than the original rendering where Trump had two Las Vegas spheres attached.
02:27And I mean, that's...
02:29That was too much. That was... I didn't...
02:33Switching gears, uh, do you guys see this? A group of thieves just stole several paintings from a museum in
02:39Italy.
02:40Yeah, in just three minutes, they managed to steal works from artists like Renoir and Matisse.
02:44Joining us now via satellite to talk about what happened is the museum's head of security, Jacques Fournier.
02:50Thank you for being here, Jacques.
02:52Merci.
02:55Merci, Jimmy.
02:56It has been, how you say, a challenging time here in Italia.
03:02Right, right. The museum is in Italy. But if I'm not mistaken, you sound French.
03:07Oui. I am originally from Le France. I moved here after I was fired from my old job.
03:14Oh. What was that?
03:16Head of security at the Louvre.
03:20I see. Well, to be honest, I'm surprised they hired you, considering they also had a giant heist.
03:25I guess I interview well.
03:28But I do not know how this happened again.
03:31We have the best guards, the best cameras, and the best, how you say, thermal imaging security infrastructure.
03:39Absolutely nothing can get past that.
03:41No, no, no, Jacques. Jacques, Jacques, Jacques.
03:43A man in a ski mask just stole a painting.
03:45I know, I know. It's still fresh in my mind.
03:49My family is ashamed.
03:51My father says I am, how you say, a disappointment to my entire lineage.
03:56And I am beginning to believe he is right.
04:00Jacques, Jacques, stop him.
04:02How can I stop him? He is my father.
04:05He can be harsh, but I love him.
04:08He made me the man I am.
04:11What? What is that sound? Jacques, you have to do something.
04:15I know I do. I will call him later and ask for forgiveness.
04:19But that sound means it is time for my smoke break. Au revoir.
04:22Wait, hey, you! It's a mess!
04:25I love a mess!
04:27Why are they smoking?
04:33Well, everyone, this is going viral at Disneyland.
04:36Paris just opened a new Frozen theme park,
04:38and their Olaf robot had a little malfunction.
04:42Check it out.
04:55Do you want to rebuild a snowman?
05:00Yes, the video of Olaf went viral,
05:03and it is, I guess, a little unsettled.
05:05Here to comment on it is another Disney animatronic
05:07from Frozen, Kristoff.
05:11Hi, Jimmy. Great to be here.
05:14Uh, we're excited to have you.
05:16Now, the Olaf animatronic malfunctioning yesterday
05:18was pretty unsettling. Has he been fixed?
05:22Ha ha! Fret not, dear friend.
05:24My companion Olaf is currently undergoing maintenance
05:27and will be back to providing Disney magic soon.
05:32Well, that's good.
05:34What do you have to say to guests
05:36who are slightly disturbed by the malfunction?
05:38Ha ha! Worry not.
05:41Malfunctions are rare,
05:42and I can assure you
05:43us animatronics are reliable as ever.
05:46Would you like me to sing you...
05:55A song?
05:57Uh, sure.
05:59Are you sure you're okay?
06:01Ha ha!
06:02You make me laugh.
06:04I can assure you!
06:14Disney magic soon.
06:17Okay, I hate to break it to you, Kristoff,
06:19but you also seem to be malfunctioning here.
06:22Ha ha!
06:23Fret not, dear friend.
06:24Would you like me to sing you a song?
06:27Uh, no thanks.
06:31It looks like some kinks need to be worked out.
06:33Thank you for being here.
06:35Magic.
06:37Why not?
06:39Sing you a song?
06:41A Kristoff animatronic, everyone.
06:44Magic.
06:45Magic.
06:46Magic.
06:47Magic.
06:48Magic.
06:49Magic.
06:49Magic.
06:50Magic.
06:50Magic.
06:51Magic.
06:52Magic.
06:55And finally, guys, tomorrow is April 1st.
06:58That's right.
07:01Which gives Trump an excuse to get out of Iran.
07:04Uh, April Fools, April Fools, we have a great show.
07:06Give it up for The Roots, everybody.
07:21Welcome to the show, everybody.
07:23We got some good news today.
07:24We got nominated for a bunch of Webby awards.
07:27That's what I'm talking about.
07:28Hey.
07:29We love the Webby's.
07:31We love the Webby's.
07:32And I want to give a special shout out to our entire digital team.
07:35They are the best in the biz.
07:36Thank you, everybody.
07:38Amazing job.
07:41Voting is open now through April 16th.
07:43Just go to vote.webbyawards.com and search The Tonight Show and vote for us.
07:48Thank you very much, Webby's.
07:50What a show we have for you tonight.
07:54She is a very talented actress who's starring in the new movie Outcome, which premieres April
07:5910th on Apple TV.
08:01One of our favorites, Cameron Diaz is here today.
08:07I love that lady.
08:09The greatest.
08:10He's an Emmy-winning actor and producer who created and stars in the new Netflix series
08:15Big Mistakes, which begins streaming April 9th.
08:18Dan Levy is joining us.
08:22Another great dude.
08:24Super funny.
08:25And we got great music from Thames is here tonight.
08:32We love Thames as well.
08:34It's a good show.
08:34So, guys, here at The Tonight Show, we like to spotlight musicians that we think have something
08:39special but might not be getting the attention that they deserve.
08:42It's time for Tomorrow Stars Today.
08:52Our guest tonight is a singer-songwriter promoting his new album on an independent label called
08:57Hometown Crowd.
08:58Please welcome Johnny Miles-Biter.
09:05Hey.
09:08Hi.
09:08How you doing, bud?
09:09Nice to see you, bud.
09:11Doing pretty good, Jimmy.
09:12I really want to thank you for making a space and holding the light the way you do.
09:18Wow.
09:20Of course.
09:21Yeah, nobody holds the light the way you do.
09:24Thanks for being here.
09:25You know, I got to say, I love new talent, and I want to talk about your songs.
09:30Man, that's great.
09:32Did you build this desk?
09:35A man should be able to build his own desk.
09:38Look, when I write songs, the way I look at it is this.
09:41It's like, you know.
09:42What?
09:43They're not as much like songs, but they're like, they're vibrations that come in from
09:47the universe, and they just go in me.
09:50Yeah.
09:52That sounds, uh, that sounds mysterious.
09:54Yeah, no.
09:56Yeah, all right.
09:57Well, that's cool.
09:58I mean, my songs are just happenings, right?
09:59They're happenings that happen to me, and if they happen to rhyme, well, that's good.
10:04Well, that's great.
10:04Would you like to do, uh, share one of your songs for all of us, maybe?
10:07Hey, not at all.
10:10No, I mean it in the way of, like, yeah, definitely.
10:13No, I'm really happy to do that, okay?
10:15Thank you, Jimmy.
10:16There you go, bud.
10:17Oh.
10:18God, Mike.
10:20Fighter.
10:22Okay, wow.
10:24Well, this one is called Late Night Ride, okay?
10:27Oh, wow.
10:30Caught a hitchhiking ride with a woman one day.
10:35She turned on the radio, and the radio played a song.
10:41This song.
10:43She's a super freak, super freak.
10:46She's a freaking, yeah.
10:50Everybody say, super freak, super freak.
10:53Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:55Wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:55Stop, stop.
10:56Hold on.
10:57What's going on, man?
10:58What's wrong?
10:59What are you doing?
11:01What's the problem, Jimmy?
11:02I don't understand.
11:03Tell me.
11:03That's super freak.
11:04That's super freak by Rick James.
11:06We can't even clear that.
11:07No, no, it's not, man.
11:09That is what happened.
11:10That's a song that came on in her car,
11:12and I just wrote about it, man.
11:13Come on.
11:15What are you doing?
11:16You can't just take a hit song
11:18and squeeze it into your song.
11:19How am I supposed to control
11:21the will of the airwaves, dude?
11:27I don't know.
11:28Yeah, yeah, you don't know,
11:30because I can't, man.
11:31Well, look.
11:32What?
11:33How about you try another song, maybe?
11:34I'll give you another shot.
11:35I'm sorry.
11:36Okay, I'm sorry.
11:36I'm sorry I blew up there.
11:38I'm sorry.
11:39I got a little upset as well.
11:42I told you, a ray of light, man.
11:44Now, this next song.
11:46All right.
11:46All right, here we go.
11:47This one's newer, okay?
11:49And it's called Backyard with Mom.
11:53Oh.
11:57Last time I ever saw my mama
12:00We threw her a party in the backyard
12:05With lights on the fence
12:08Oh, that whole year was so hard
12:13Mama sang her favorite song that night
12:17And it went
12:18She's a super freak
12:20Super freak
12:21Shaved up a rink at y'all
12:25Yeah!
12:26Temptation's a
12:30Super freak
12:31Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop it!
12:33Stop!
12:34Ruth, don't encourage him.
12:35What are you doing, man?
12:37That's the same song!
12:38No!
12:39What are you going to go after
12:40My mama's favorite song now, man?
12:43I have nothing to do with
12:44Come on, dude!
12:47What the frick is wrong with you, man?
12:51These songs, you're just describing
12:53Ways that you've heard the song
12:54Super freak
12:56No, I'm not, dude.
12:57No, I'm not.
12:58It's my life.
12:59Okay?
13:00You can't just come in here
13:01And tell a guy what he can write
13:02Inside a song
13:02Even though that thing happened to him
13:04And then he had a guitar
13:05You came in here
13:06I was already here
13:07You came in here
13:08You weren't born here, man
13:09You had to have entered here
13:11At some point
13:12Just like I entered this world
13:13From my mom
13:14I host the show
13:15So I'm here every night
13:16And I'm here to give you a chance
13:18Some new talent
13:19And I think you're abusing
13:21The privilege a little bit
13:22Because you're just singing
13:25I entered this world
13:26From my mama
13:30Okay?
13:30And I don't mean to abuse
13:32Privileges in your right, okay?
13:34Hey, buddy
13:34Hey, buddy
13:35Hey, palsy
13:36Hey
13:37Can we just bury the hatchet on this?
13:40I'm sorry
13:40Yeah, I apologize
13:41I'm sorry, hey
13:41No, you don't have to come over
13:43No, no, no
13:44That's all right
13:46All right, man, y'all
13:48Thank you very much
13:49Hey, is there any way
13:50You could do one
13:51Like maybe
13:51One of the original songs
13:53That you submitted
13:54That got you on
13:55Tomorrow's Stars Today
13:56That's the one we liked
13:57We only heard a snippet of it
13:58But, right?
13:59We would like to hear
13:59Maybe one song
14:04That is a
14:05That's a great idea, man
14:06Okay, perfect
14:07All right
14:08Okay
14:10This song's called
14:11Summer Day
14:22I remember that summer day
14:26When we
14:30Dropped a coin in the wishing well
14:34And felt swell and free
14:39And when that coin hit the water
14:42It sounded like a song we knew
14:45No, no, no, no
14:47Please stop
14:47Don't do it
14:48Don't do it
14:48Just don't
14:50Don't
14:51Don't
14:52Don't
14:52Don't
14:52Don't
14:53Don't
14:54Don't
14:54Don't
14:55Don't
14:56I'm going to freak out
14:57And that song that we heard
14:59Through mama's screen door
15:02Yeah
15:02That's close
15:03The song that we'd all heard
15:06Many, many times before
15:10And the name of that song was
15:14She's a super freak
15:16Super freak
15:17She's a super freak
15:18Yeah
15:20Here we go, let's hear it
15:21Here we go, let's hear it
15:23Oh
15:24Oh
15:25All right
15:26See you next week
15:28On Tomorrow's Stars Today
15:29No, I'm the host
15:30That's what I say
15:31Stick around
15:32We'll be back back
15:33Next week's Tomorrow's Stars Today
15:35Cameron Diaz will be coming
15:40Maybe you're going to be back
15:41Voicing Princess Fiona
15:43I am
15:48This is what I'm talking about
15:50You're Queen Fiona
15:52Oh
15:53I forgot about that
15:55I'm no longer Princess Fiona
15:56Yeah, you're Queen Fiona
15:57You will address me as such
15:59Sorry, I apologize
16:00Yeah
16:10Our first guest
16:12Is a very talented actress
16:14Who stars in the new movie
16:16Outcome
16:16Which premieres on Apple TV
16:18April 10th
16:19Please welcome
16:20Cameron Diaz
16:46Welcome back to the show
16:49Hey Brent, how are you?
16:49I know you're in New York shooting a movie and you brought the great weather, it's because of you
16:55Yeah
16:55Yeah
16:55This is
16:56Yes, it is
16:57This is like so aggressive, this weather
17:00Yeah, it's interesting, right?
17:01It just came out of nowhere and it's just like
17:03Really?
17:03So oppressive
17:05So what movie are you doing?
17:07Can you tell us any details?
17:08I'm doing a movie with Stephen Merchant
17:10I love Stephen Merchant!
17:12So great
17:13He's so funny, man
17:15He's the best
17:15He's so great
17:16So yeah
17:17I'm doing a film here with him
17:19I don't know the name of it yet
17:22Oh yeah, alright, perfect
17:24Yeah, when you have a name you have to come back and tell us
17:26Let you guys know
17:27Because you took a little break from acting
17:30Then you came back with this giant movie
17:32Back in Action
17:33One of Netflix's biggest movies of the year
17:35Congratulations
17:36Thank you
17:36On that
17:37Fantastic
17:38Thank you
17:39Broke records
17:40And now I heard rumor that maybe you're going to be back voicing Princess Fiona
17:45I am, yeah
17:46Yeah
17:49Yeah
17:50This is what I'm talking about
17:53Yeah
17:54A new Shrek movie
17:55The fifth Shrek
17:56Yes
17:57Can you believe it?
17:57That's fantastic
17:58Two decades of
17:59What's that?
18:00You're Queen Fiona
18:02Oh
18:02Oh
18:03You're Queen
18:04I forgot about that
18:05I'm no longer Princess Fiona
18:06Yeah, you're Queen Fiona
18:07You will address me as such
18:08Somebody asked, sorry, I apologize
18:10Yes
18:10I scolded a lot on my show tonight
18:12But I was going to ask you
18:14Do kids come up and freak out when they hear your voice at the grocery store or something?
18:18You know, it's really funny because parents are the ones who are like
18:22Honey, this is Princess Fiona
18:23She does the voice for Princess Fiona
18:25And one time this little girl
18:27She just looked at me
18:28Yeah
18:28And burst into tears
18:30What?
18:31She just started crying so
18:33Like bawling her eyes out
18:34And her mom's like, I'm so sorry
18:36I'm like, I really don't take it personally
18:38I would cry if I found out the voice of
18:41They don't quite understand
18:42They don't quite understand
18:43So I always tell parents, like, don't tell them
18:45Don't tell them that, yeah
18:46You know, it's like Santa Claus, right?
18:49Yeah, but you do everything
18:50You do romantic comedies
18:51You do animation
18:53You do dramas
18:54Is there a genre that you haven't done that you want to do?
18:57What's your dream job?
18:58I think, um, you know, you know what?
19:02I've always wanted to do
19:04What?
19:05Like a season on SNL
19:07Like a full season on SNL
19:09Like from the beginning to the end
19:11Like just become a cast member on
19:13Drew and I talked about it like 20 years ago
19:15But like doing a full season
19:17You would be fantastic
19:18You would be fantastic
19:18As a cast member on SNL would be so much fun
19:21I think the first time I met you was when you hosted SNL
19:24Yeah, yeah
19:24And you were fantastic
19:25It was so much fun
19:26I mean, I wouldn't host, I'd be like, you know
19:28Just a cast member
19:29Just a cast member
19:30Ooh, Lauren
19:31Lauren
19:33We like this
19:34We do so much
19:34The audience like this idea
19:36But I'm so tired now
19:38I don't think I could do it
19:39No, you could, please
19:41And by the way, congrats on your wine, by the way
19:43Thank you
19:44Avilene is crushing
19:45Are you learning so much about it in the whole scene?
19:48Yeah, I mean, it's
19:49Winemaking is a science
19:51It is
19:51Amazing
19:52It's just
19:53It's chemistry
19:54Yeah
19:54It's just
19:55You do one thing
19:56You get one result
19:57You do another thing
19:58You get another
19:59And it's just
19:59Sort of mad scientist
20:01But the winemakers are so incredible
20:03Well, congrats on this
20:04It's his fifth birthday
20:05So happy birthday to Avilene
20:06Thank you
20:06Great, great, great wine
20:08I love it
20:08But let's talk to your new movie
20:10Okay
20:11Outcome
20:12Yes
20:12It's the name of the movie
20:13It's very funny
20:14It's also very intense
20:15It's co-written by Jonah Hill
20:17Our buddy
20:17And directed by Jonah Hill
20:19Who we love
20:20We love
20:20How do we set up what the movie is and who you play
20:22Keanu plays a character that's, his character is a movie star
20:27Oh
20:28Named Reeve Hawk
20:30Yeah, a great name
20:31And is a great name
20:32Reeve Hawk
20:32And he's going through this, something happens where he's basically gets a phone call that is life changing
20:43That could really hurt his career
20:45Yeah
20:46And I play along with Matt Bomer, his best friend
20:50Oh, he's so good
20:51Matt's incredible
20:52Yeah, he crushes in this
20:53We play his best friends since, like, before he was a star
20:56Like, he was a child star
20:58Yeah
20:58But we've known him since he was, like, you know, a young teen
21:01So you can talk
21:02So we've been in it, you know, our whole lives together, basically
21:07But these characters are loosely based on Jonah's real friends
21:10Yes, actually, completely
21:11So Ezra Woods, who also was one of the writers on it, is Matt Bomer's character
21:16And mine is Kyle Applebaum, who is Kyle Applebaum, who is like Jonah's friend, yes
21:23It's not your first time working with Keanu
21:25It's not, no, I worked with Keanu
21:27You did a movie called Feeling Minnesota back in 1996
21:3130 years ago
21:32Come on
21:35Look at this
21:37Do you remember First Impression?
21:39That was my fourth film and I was working with Keanu Reeves and I was so, I was so green
21:45I was literally like, oh my god, please don't remember that we were together 30 years ago
21:49Even though I've seen him since, I'm like, please don't remember, but, um
21:53Did he remember?
21:53He did
21:54Isn't that so crazy?
21:56What'd he say?
21:57He's like, hey, I remember that
21:58You know what I really, Keanu's just a lovely human being
22:01He's exactly the same
22:02Still hits the three shot, you know, he's a, we play basketball together
22:07He, he's got a great, great three pointer and I, I'm, I'm up to dunking now
22:12Oh wow, congratulations, oh my gosh
22:15It's good to see you guys
22:16We just get out on the, on the court together and we just like
22:18Yeah
22:19Yeah, it's just like old times
22:20Yeah, it's magic, it's fun to watch
22:22I want to show everyone a clip
22:23Here's Cameron Diaz in Outcome, take a look at this
22:25How are you going to frame the five years thing?
22:27Also, I should literally be a famous ass interviewer
22:30Even when I'm fake interviewing, I'm like, incredible at it
22:34Incredible
22:34Thank you
22:35So what are you going to say about the five years thing?
22:38Well, I was thinking I was going to say
22:41I've been working since I was six and needed a break and
22:45That I needed to find out who I was away from all this
22:50I love that
22:51That works, totally
22:52I won't say that I was hiding a heroin addiction from the public
22:57And that my best friends from high school and my insane lawyer
23:01Have me covered up for years
23:03So no one ever found out
23:06That is a really smart omission
23:07Strong omission
23:08No admiss
23:09You're going to be amazing, babe
23:10You got this
23:11Yeah, I'm very lucky to have you too
23:13That's a good omission, not admiss
23:15Cameron Diaz, everybody
23:17Outcome premieres on Apple TV April 10th
23:21Cameron and I are doing something fun after the break
23:24Stick around, everybody
23:29This is where I ended up
23:31On the bench
23:32At, like, a gorgeous fashion show
23:34Where everyone's looking
23:35Show the picture
23:37Can you see what's going on?
23:48Welcome back
23:48We're hanging out with the one and only Cameron Diaz
23:55Now, Cameron, I thought it would be fun for us to play a game
23:58That I know you're going to be great at
24:00It is called Slow Turn Tiny Nod
24:04Slow Turn Tiny Nod
24:10Okay, the game is very simple
24:12One at a time
24:14While maintaining the utmost composure
24:16We will very slowly turn our heads
24:18And look into the camera
24:19And do the tiniest head nod possible
24:21Whoever does the tinier nod wins
24:26And you're
24:26And you're not allowed to laugh
24:31Cameron, since you're
24:32I don't find it funny
24:33You're my guest
24:36That's already making me laugh
24:37Since you're my guest, you'll be turning first
24:39Are you ready?
24:40Are you in character?
24:41Whenever you're ready
24:42Can we dim the lights?
24:43And you'll turn to camera one
25:06It's a masterclass
25:08It's a masterclass
25:12Wow, it's a masterclass
25:18All right, very good, Cameron
25:21Okay, here we go
25:22Look me in the eye, Jeremy, before you go
25:24I know
25:25I know, I know, I know
25:26It's only fair
25:27You did look me in the eye
25:27But you're a pro
25:28Okay, here we go
25:29Okay, here we go
26:04It's just like a really big nod
26:06I'm exhausting
26:06That was a big
26:07That was a tiny nod
26:08That was like a gigantic nod
26:11I have a big head
26:11I have a big head
26:12That is tiny from my size head
26:14It's a tiny nod
26:16But here we go
26:17We're going to raise the stakes
26:18A little bit in round two
26:19Round two
26:20You must turn your head even more slowly
26:22Look into the camera
26:23Flare your nostrils twice
26:26And then do a tiny nod
26:28I don't know how to flare my nostrils
26:30Oh, well
26:32You have to
26:32You have to try it
26:34You have to flare your nostrils
26:35You can't flare your nostrils
26:36I can't flare my nostrils
26:37Well, you have to do some type of
26:39I'll do something
26:40I'll do something
26:41Okay
26:43Can we dim the lights
26:44And get ready for round two?
26:47Okay
26:52Wow
26:53Just lower the
26:58Uh-oh
27:05I don't even know if I can do that
27:07I like that, babe
27:08I can't do that
27:09Alright
27:09It's something
27:10It's something there
27:11Alright, that was impressive
27:12Here we go
27:12Can we dim the lights
27:13I'm ready in the character
27:14I'm ready
27:15Still going to that camera
27:16Get ready
27:43That was hard
27:44That was hard
27:44I didn't want to move my body
27:47Round three
27:48The sound of someone saying round three
27:50Means it's time for round three
27:53Cameron, I'm going to make this a little harder
27:54For our final round
27:55For this last one
27:56You must now somehow
27:57Turn your head even more slowly
27:58Look into the camera
27:59And make the tiniest sound
28:01You could possibly make
28:02And then nod
28:03It's going to take a long time
28:05Because I've been taking a long time
28:06Haven't I?
28:07No, this is perfect
28:08No, we're going into the
28:09We're going over with the Tonight Show tonight
28:12We're going straight into the Tonight Show
28:15So here we go
28:16It's a 24-7 sleepover
28:18Here we go
28:19Alright, get in character
28:20I won't look at you
28:22It doesn't matter
28:23I had a massage earlier
28:25So like
28:25Okay, so you're loose
28:38This is the slowest one yet
28:43Oh my goodness
28:54Oh my god
28:56Wait, I feel it?
28:59We really got an audio on that
29:01There's no topping that
29:02That's how you do it the winter
29:09Outcome premieres April 10th
29:11On Apple TV
29:12We'll be right back
29:13With more Tonight Show, everybody
29:14That is so fun
29:31Our next guest is an Emmy winning actor
29:35And producer who created and stars in the new series
29:38Big Mistakes
29:39Which begins streaming April 9th on Netflix
29:41Please welcome Dan Levy
29:57Welcome back
29:59I'm so happy to be here
30:00I'm so happy to see you
30:01I'm so happy to be here
30:02You're a stud
30:03Come on
30:04Yeah, I love you
30:06Come on
30:07Welcome back
30:08I always love seeing you
30:09Always love seeing you
30:10You're a great follow on the social medias
30:12I follow you
30:13Am I?
30:14Yes
30:15I like seeing what you're up to
30:16I know that you're into fashion
30:18I like
30:18Yeah, yeah
30:19You posted this
30:21You were at a Celine show
30:23Oh, there we go
30:24That's a little Schitt's Creek reunion there
30:26It is
30:27David and Stevie have never looked better
30:28I mean, gosh
30:29You're a good looking guy right there
30:31I find myself in very uncomfortable situations at those things though
30:34It's not as glamorous as you would think by watching
30:36No, I mean, you look at it and you're like, yeah, it's a fashion show
30:39It is, it's great
30:40Yeah
30:40Um, I just haven't, I don't know
30:43You don't have good luck with them
30:43I don't have good luck
30:44You brought us another example to show this is a photo of not
30:47So the front would normally look like this and you look cool
30:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
30:51I was sitting on a bench
30:52I'm Canadian, so I'll just agree to anything
30:54So you're sitting on a bench
30:56Someone was like, can someone sit down, can you move down?
30:58Yes
30:59Someone else is sitting down, can you move down?
31:00Absolutely
31:01Someone else is sitting down, can you move down?
31:04This is where I ended up on the bench at like a gorgeous fashion show where everyone's looking
31:10Show the picture
31:12Can you see what's going on?
31:15Can we actually, zoom into my ass
31:18Are you floating?
31:19This is like, this was a Loewe fashion show
31:21Are you, how are you doing that?
31:23This was like hottest brand in the world
31:25That's a lot of core strength
31:27That is a full cheek off the bench
31:29Wow!
31:29And I was sitting beside this like incredible K-pop star
31:33I was in awe and could not have been more uncomfortable
31:37So then over the course of this fashion show
31:39If you actually do like sit half on a chair
31:43I found myself having to like prop myself up
31:46So my friend meanwhile is behind me taking these photos
31:50Laughing his ass off
31:52Hold on, here we go
31:53Yeah, so the hand comes out
31:55I'm now trembling
31:58The show isn't ending
32:00It's like gorgeous model after gorgeous model
32:03And you're like
32:03Quaking
32:04Yes, quaking
32:06Finally
32:07Yeah
32:07The leg comes out
32:09To like reinforce
32:11The fact that half my ass
32:14Is hanging off the chair
32:15What an evolution
32:16You are, that is
32:17You go home and everyone's like
32:19So how was it?
32:21Was it fabulous?
32:21And I was like, yeah
32:22It was
32:24You loved it
32:24Clothes were really good
32:25You loved it that much
32:26Couldn't remember a thing
32:27Yeah
32:27Anyway
32:27That's what you do for fashion
32:29You do a lot for fashion
32:30Yeah
32:33Dan, I think the first time you came on our show
32:35Was with the cast of Schitt's Creek
32:37That's right
32:37And you were here
32:38And
32:41Amazing cast
32:42And I appreciate you doing that
32:43And I think it was
32:44It was Catherine Rojera
32:45Was on as well
32:47And I'm just gotta say
32:48I'm so sorry about the passing
32:49We, gosh
32:50You must have been
32:51It's
32:51Listen
32:52It's all
32:52It's like a collective loss
32:54I think
32:54Yeah
32:55She was
32:55The greatest
32:57She's unbelievable
32:57She was
32:58She's irreplaceable
32:59And, you know
33:01I think
33:01The great comfort
33:03For me
33:04Has just been to see
33:04How loved she was
33:06You know what I mean?
33:08She really was
33:08The outpouring
33:09Everyone felt like
33:10They kind of knew her
33:11She could do everything
33:13She was one of the funniest
33:14Comedians I've ever seen
33:15Absolutely
33:16Can do characters
33:17Can do this
33:18Gorgeous
33:19Talented, improvising
33:20One of the great
33:21Great, great, great, great
33:22Yeah
33:22We always love her
33:26I want to talk about
33:27Your new show
33:28It's called
33:28Big Mistakes
33:30Yeah
33:30And it's
33:31Yes
33:31It's very, very, very funny
33:33It has a very funny premise
33:34That stems from
33:35I read a real phobia
33:37That you have
33:38I have an irrational fear
33:40Of being blackmailed
33:41Into organized crime
33:42Okay
33:43We can relate
33:45I don't know how
33:46I don't know why
33:47But if you really think about it
33:49Would you want to be
33:50Blackmailed into organized
33:51No, I would not
33:52I have a phobia too, I guess
33:53I mean, I wouldn't do well
33:55So when you're writing a show
33:57You almost kind of
33:58Have to think about
33:58Like, okay, well
33:59What's the worst case scenario
34:00That you would want
34:01To find yourself in
34:02And it's this
34:03And I am
34:03My character is just
34:05As incapable as I would be
34:06If I were to find myself
34:08Blackmailed into organized crime
34:09It's perfectly
34:10Instantly killed
34:11Yeah
34:12Like, 45 seconds
34:13Into meeting me
34:15These people would
34:15Just off you
34:16Yeah, and you came up
34:18With the idea with
34:18Rachel Sennett
34:19That's right
34:19Who, gosh, is so funny
34:21And one of the freshest
34:22Voices in comedy
34:23She's great
34:23And what a cast, by the way
34:24Laurie Metcalf
34:25Laurie Metcalf
34:26Had me screaming out loud
34:28Laughing
34:28She's unbelievably funny
34:30And, like
34:32I've just admired her
34:33My whole life
34:34And never in a million years
34:35Did I think she'd say yes
34:36And then the minute
34:37You have Laurie Metcalf
34:38On your show
34:38You're like
34:39I guess the rest
34:41Rights itself
34:42But I couldn't
34:43Keep a straight face
34:44The scenes are unbelievable
34:45We couldn't keep a straight face
34:46We were in the scenes
34:47And I learned this
34:48On Schitt's Creek
34:49Yeah
34:49Sometimes you just
34:50Have to go with the laughter
34:52And let your character
34:53Also find the person amusing
34:56Oh, my God
34:57It's a way of making yourself
34:58Look a little bit
34:58More professional
34:59Yeah, thank you for that tip
35:01I want to show everyone
35:01A clip
35:02You're going to love this show
35:03Here's Dan Levy
35:04In Big Mistakes
35:05Take a look
35:05What do you want
35:07What do you want for your birthday
35:07From Nicholas and Morgan
35:09Who are they?
35:11Oh, my God
35:11That's a good question, Nona
35:13Your father gave me a necklace
35:15In Acapulco
35:17That you lost on your honeymoon
35:20We know
35:20Get your Nona necklace
35:22It was a diamond necklace
35:25Nona
35:26I'm a public school teacher
35:27Okay, Morgan
35:28The woman doesn't know who we are
35:30I don't think she cares
35:31If it's real diamonds
35:32Yeah, I know
35:32Just something cheap and nostalgic
35:34That she can cherish
35:36During her final days
35:37Is that so much to ask
35:38Nikki, help your sister with this
35:40For once
35:41For once
35:41All right, do a good deed
35:42For me
35:45Dan Levy
35:46Big Mistakes
35:48Begins streaming April 9th
35:50On Netflix
35:50We'll be right back
35:51With a performance
35:52From Thames
35:53Check her out
35:56Things for your quicks
35:57Eyes for your eyes
35:58Don't flick
35:59Like it can survive
36:02Like Jeff yesterday
36:03Was too
36:04Again
36:06Performing what you need
36:08From her EP
36:09Love is a kingdom
36:11Please welcome
36:12Thames
36:34Okay, now sometimes
36:37You find yourself in two waves
36:41Yeah, yeah, yeah
36:43Sometimes
36:46Your love, it feels divided
36:50And my answer
36:54My answer is to pull out
36:59Your love is like an embassy
37:03It won't lead me to anywhere
37:08But I'm so confused
37:12Through all the pain and suffering
37:16You still want to stay with me
37:21I'm tired of these crises
37:24And I feel like I'm being a dog
37:28I know what you need
37:33I know what you need
37:37I know what you need
37:41Get away from me
37:45I know what you need
37:49I know what you need
37:53I know what you need
38:24I need to be alone now
38:36I know what you need
38:41I know what you need
38:45I know what you need
39:01I know what you need
39:16I know what you need
39:20I know what you need
39:24I know what you need
39:32I know what you need
39:37I know what you need
39:44I know what you need
39:55Thames!
39:57Love is the Kingdom is out now!
40:00We'll be right back, everybody.
40:01Thames!
40:02Oh, my God!
40:16My thanks to Cameron Diaz,
40:19Dan Levy,
40:20Thames once again!
40:25And the roots right there
40:26from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:30Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:32Good night, everybody. Thank you!
40:52That's two, that's two, that's three, that bile play here.
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