00:00People ask if you want green juice the same way that people ask if you want french fries,
00:04as if it's a given. Hey, do you guys want a green juice? You want a green juice? No.
00:07Like, stop it. Thanksgiving and Christmas. All the other holidays don't really clock with me.
00:12I don't really think about them. My husband, I came up with a new gift system for us.
00:17Valentine's Day, we do a date. Birthdays, we take a trip. Anniversaries, we buy art. Christmas,
00:21we do gifts. That makes the holidays so much less stressful. You're meeting me at a time in my life
00:28where I have been burning everything. I burnt the cornbread that I made from scratch. I burnt all
00:33of the cookies that I made from scratch. I was a nightmare in the kitchen. That self-facing camera
00:39is so disrespectful. Sometimes it pops up when you don't even ask it to. I'm like, you need to knock
00:45first. You need to see if I want you to take this angle of underneath my chin or my mouth
00:50is like
00:51purse. I think that self-facing camera needs to just settle down. I used to be a snooze person.
01:00I would set like eight alarms. But since having children, there is no thing as a snooze button.
01:07John is the one who makes the breakfast, thankfully. If it's up to John, the kids are dressed and they're
01:14on their way to the breakfast table and all this stuff. When it's me, the kids are coming out in
01:17their diapers. What? Is that for real? This is very exciting to me. You know what? It's nice to be
01:24almost. It takes the pressure off.
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