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00:00Do you know what blood type you are? A-plus. A-plus? A-plus, mate. The best you can get.
00:06What are you, probably a D-minus?
00:10You walked into that, mate.
00:14Every evening in Australia...
00:15Let's do this, baby. TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:19What? How are there so many suckers out there?
00:23But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:25No, this is not a real TV show. I don't understand the creative direction here.
00:29Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:33What are we watching?
00:34This is Keith and I'm Lee. Never heard of him.
00:37Sorry, what?
00:38We're not the target demographic.
00:40This week...
00:41We went on a company retreat.
00:42Everyone involved is an actor.
00:44This is the best TV concept ever.
00:47Stop it!
00:48It's so cringe, but it's so good.
00:50Checked out Taylor Sheridan's new star-studded drama.
00:54Oh, Michelle Pfeiffer.
00:55Everyone says I look like Michelle Pfeiffer.
00:57Kate.
00:57You're going to say you look like...
00:58Kurt Russell.
00:59Kurt Russell has a square jaw. That's all I'm saying.
01:02And were blown away by a doco with a difference.
01:06Wait, is she naked?
01:07Is her front bottom out?
01:08Splinter City.
01:15Anastasia and Faye are away this week.
01:18Meanwhile, in Sydney...
01:19Have you been eating lollies behind the curtain?
01:21This is where he asks for a lawyer.
01:23Yeah.
01:23Don't say a word.
01:25My lollies.
01:26Yeah.
01:27That's right.
01:27No fingerprint.
01:28You can't place him at the scene of the crime.
01:30He has an alibi.
01:31Were you with Malik?
01:32Yeah.
01:33Yeah.
01:35This week on Stan, we watched their new animal doco series.
01:39Oh, we're doing winter shit.
01:41Correct.
01:41Because those that do live here thrive here.
01:46You know what the secret is to thriving in a winter wonderland?
01:49Fat.
01:50Fat.
01:50I am made for winter.
01:53The wild winter.
01:55Here we go.
01:56Buddy, we've got to watch the animal doco.
01:58You love these, mate.
01:59Winter in the southern hemisphere is more forgiving for the animal inhabitants.
02:04Where are we?
02:04Is this Australia?
02:06Nah.
02:06Has it got to be New Zealand?
02:08Oh.
02:09To much of the world, Australia is not a place associated with freezing temperatures.
02:15No.
02:16Scott, you wouldn't think of it, would you?
02:18Leon?
02:19Jeez, look.
02:19It's a landscape of incredible extremes.
02:22What cute winter animals do we have?
02:25Oh, it's a wombat!
02:28This common wombat...
02:29You could have just called me a wombat.
02:31You don't have to call me a common wombat.
02:32...is one of the only large marsupial species that can handle life above the snow line.
02:39Wombat!
02:40Leon, do you think you're invisible?
02:41There's a wombat in the snow and I can't see nothing.
02:44The focus of today's trek is a hunt for food.
02:47I can't see anything!
02:48To save exerting himself, he halves his effort.
02:52Oh my goodness!
02:53Look at them run!
02:54His back feet fit perfectly into the deep impressions made by his front paws.
03:00Oh, look at it.
03:00It's so cute.
03:02They kind of look like a little pig cat, don't they?
03:04A little pig cat is actually spot on.
03:06It looks like Kev.
03:07And even though he sometimes looks a little out of step with his surroundings...
03:11Listen here, you little wombat.
03:13Get off the table!
03:16This wombat is at home in winter.
03:19It's really nice just watching a quiet show together.
03:22Next, we're off to...
03:23Oh, Japan!
03:25Negative seven degrees, my goodness!
03:27It would freeze your balls off, wouldn't you?
03:28I haven't got any, Kev.
03:30Thank God.
03:31Surrounded by rugged mountains, spectacular hot streams...
03:35I bet you it's monkeys!
03:37There's monkeys!
03:38These macaques don't have to contend with the Polonites of further north.
03:43Look at how cold they are. Their faces are so pink.
03:45They've latched on to a unique way to warm up.
03:48Hell.
03:49The monkeys go into the thermal baths and relax.
03:51So Japanese of them hanging out in the onsen.
03:54This mother and baby know it's nicer in a warm bath than out.
03:59Us Asians are smart. Even our monkeys are smart.
04:02Well, I mean, it's not rocket science. They're cold. It's hot.
04:06Oh! Oh!
04:08The macaque have only been submerging themselves since the 1960s.
04:13What happened in the 60s? Things got a bit wild and they thought,
04:15let's just try this hot water.
04:17You ever been in a spa in the snow?
04:18Not with 30 blokes.
04:20The local thermal springs generally sit at a 40 degrees Celsius.
04:25Oh! Toasty!
04:27These monkeys are on the money.
04:29Put you in that hot pool and no one would tell the difference.
04:32Relieving stress.
04:35Oh, the serenity.
04:36Oi, I'm coming back as one of these.
04:38The doco then takes us to the thermal springs of Yellowstone National Park.
04:43So wait, we're in Yellowstone now?
04:44What have they got?
04:45Birds like these mallards.
04:47Ducks!
04:47Mmm, ducks. Boring.
04:48I love ducks. I've got ducks.
04:51To filter food from the water.
04:52I'm just going to get a cup of tea while the ducks are on.
04:54Just keep watching this, everybody.
04:56Do you know with ducks, the females are the loudest?
04:58That's boring.
04:59And the males don't make a single sound.
05:01That's a bit boring.
05:02But the birds are not the only animals in Yellowstone.
05:05Who's this bad boy?
05:06A bobcat.
05:07A bobcat?
05:08I don't know his name's Bob.
05:09In winter, hungry eyes are never far.
05:13Look, look.
05:13This bob.
05:14Oh, the bobcat is going to eat the shit out of these ducks.
05:17Now it's getting fun.
05:19Success hangs on the cat's ability to time its attack.
05:22No, you stay away from the ducks.
05:24Bobcats are patient hunters.
05:27Not great at camouflage, though.
05:28No, stay away from my ducks, you stupid cat.
05:31With the ducks oblivious.
05:32Here we go.
05:33Fly! Fly, ducks!
05:37No!
05:38Yes!
05:39A successful kill, immediately improving the bobcat's chances of survival.
05:44I hope you get hypothermia and you choke on the duck's bone.
05:50Boy, that was so good, hey.
05:52Does it make you want to go and see the snow?
05:53It does.
05:54You're always getting cool stuff in the winter animals.
05:56Except for those ducks.
05:58I don't like cats anymore.
06:11In Melbourne...
06:12People are just like using AI as friends.
06:15I saw a kid have a full conversation in the Apple store.
06:18Like a human conversation with AI.
06:20I was like, this is scary.
06:21Get some friends, dork.
06:23Meanwhile in Sydney...
06:24I've been talking a lot to ChatGPT at the moment.
06:27Me too!
06:27We've been having some deep chats.
06:29Well, I've actually put mine into voice mode so it talks back to me.
06:32What voice did you choose?
06:33Yeah, she's like a fun 21-year-old or something.
06:35I totally hear you.
06:37It's like a real friend.
06:38It's cheaper than therapies.
06:41Monday night on 10.
06:42Deal.
06:43Or...
06:43No deal.
06:45That's right.
06:45Yay!
06:47And as always...
06:48Here's your host...
06:49Grant Daniel!
06:51And tonight's contestant is...
06:52Jessica McNeely!
06:54Come on down, Jessica!
06:56No, that's the catchphrase from a completely different game show.
06:59Okay, so she picks a suitcase.
07:00She's usually got a friend in the audience.
07:03See more...
07:04I'm telling you right now, mate.
07:05Everyone knows how to play this game.
07:07Yeah, I think so.
07:08So let's get straight into it.
07:09Let's play.
07:10Hard.
07:11Again, different show.
07:12This one...
07:13Starts with the choice of one case.
07:15Number two.
07:16Number two.
07:17I wouldn't do number two.
07:18No way.
07:19Bad juju.
07:20Well, let's see what's in the other cases.
07:22Where would you like to start?
07:23Number 19.
07:25That is a bloody great start.
07:27Yes, it's not bad.
07:29Now, watch this.
07:30Um, 22, please.
07:32$5, yes, Jessica!
07:34Well, she's picking on blue.
07:35She's doing well.
07:36Number three, please.
07:37Oh!
07:38$2.50!
07:39Three blues.
07:40She is killing it.
07:42That's the best possible start you can have.
07:44You've got to start on the blue side.
07:46Really?
07:46Yep.
07:47I don't want to get too excited.
07:48Have you brought anybody with you?
07:49Who have you got up there?
07:50I got Landa.
07:51Landa.
07:52My son's future mother-in-law.
07:56Son's future mother-in-law.
07:57Her son is getting married to that lady's daughter.
08:00Yes.
08:00Our kids love Japan, so we thought we might shout them to go over there for their honeymoon.
08:05Are they going to Japan for their honeymoon?
08:07Yeah!
08:08Yeah!
08:08That's like me!
08:09But we thought we might come as well.
08:12No!
08:14You don't want your parents on your honeymoon.
08:16That's a great thing for romance on your honeymoon, isn't it?
08:19You guys are coming and meeting us in Japan!
08:21What was your financial target?
08:2430.
08:2530 grand for a holiday.
08:27You know what?
08:27I hope for her kids' sake she cannot go to Japan.
08:31But Jessica's run of good luck continues.
08:34And the blue cases keep disappearing.
08:36Well we get 25.
08:38Cheap as I tell you now, I can smell money.
08:40And the bank offers get bigger.
08:43No deal!
08:44No deal!
08:45And bigger.
08:4620!
08:47Take it!
08:48Take it!
08:49Take it!
08:49Stop it!
08:50No way, Holly!
08:51Take the deal!
08:52Take the deal!
08:52No deal!
08:54Yes!
08:56YOLO!
08:57YOLO!
08:57YOLO!
08:58Oh my god, that takes some courage.
09:00One more case to open.
09:01Number 17.
09:02I've got a terrible feeling it's $100,000.
09:05Shit.
09:06Oh my god.
09:06I can't watch.
09:07Anything but the hundred.
09:08Is there a hundred grand inside or not?
09:10Oh, the $10,000!
09:12Oh my goodness!
09:13Oh my gosh!
09:15She could have a hundred grand in her case.
09:17She also could have 500 bucks.
09:19There's one last figure you need to consider.
09:21Bank offer.
09:22So the offer's going to be high now.
09:24It's going to be huge.
09:26And whatever it is, they should take it.
09:2932?
09:30Yeah.
09:30That's still fine.
09:31And they said minimum 30.
09:32They've got the holiday.
09:33They can hear their kids root in the next door room.
09:35What do you think?
09:36Take the money and get out of it!
09:38Take the money!
09:38Do not be greedy.
09:39Do not be greedy.
09:40Take the deal!
09:41Gamble.
09:42I'm almost tempted to open it.
09:44What?
09:44What?
09:44What?
09:45No deal.
09:45Don't listen to Linda.
09:47You have to deal!
09:48You have to deal!
09:49No deal!
09:52What the hell?
09:54Oh, she's just listened to her.
09:57That's why the mothers get along so well.
09:59These mums have been playing too many mobile gambling games.
10:03This is a couple of mums after a few Long Island ice teas at the casino rolling dice on the
10:07craps table.
10:08And it's all come down to this.
10:10There is a 50% chance you have the stunning amount of $100,000.
10:15I think she's got $100,000.
10:16Me too.
10:17I think she's got the $500,000, baby.
10:19Oh my god, I hope this works out.
10:20Oh my god.
10:20Oh my gosh.
10:22The latch is undone.
10:23Oh.
10:24I'm gonna spew, I'm gonna spew, I'm gonna spew.
10:25Alright, are we doing it?
10:27Yeah, hurry up!
10:28Inside!
10:29Case 2!
10:32Oh my god!
10:40Oh my god!
10:43Oh my god!
10:43Oh my god!
10:45Oh my god!
10:45That's hard to watch!
10:47Oh!
10:47Oh my god!
10:49So sorry, it's only $500.
10:51That's not even enough to get petrol for your ride home!
10:54But this season, there's one more chance.
10:57Oh, hang on.
10:57Our brand new game called the Deal Wheel.
11:01What?
11:01Deal Wheel!
11:02I'm coming back!
11:03What's the Deal Wheel?
11:04Well, it's a big wheel that you spin to try and win some more cash.
11:07Oh, that's like the chase.
11:08Once again, different show.
11:10Redbird Newton, spin the wheel!
11:12It's a different...
11:13Ah, forget it.
11:14$1,500!
11:15$1,500 bucks, big deal.
11:17Good night, Australia.
11:18I guess the kids are going to the best Western in Wagga.
11:36Just giving everyone love.
11:38That's what I do.
11:42This week, Amazon Prime premiered the next season of its smash hit from 2023.
11:49Jury Judy presents Company Retreat.
11:51I've been looking forward to this, dude.
11:53What is it?
11:54If you don't remember, it's the show where a crew films a fake documentary and everyone
11:59is in on it.
12:00Hey!
12:00Do I look at you?
12:01I'll look at me, unfortunately.
12:01Okay, I always want to look right in there.
12:06I love it!
12:07Everyone involved is an actor.
12:09Oh my gosh.
12:10Oh, did I do that?
12:11Except for Anthony.
12:13Oh, Anthony!
12:14Who's Anthony?
12:15This is Anthony.
12:16Good morning.
12:17I'm Anthony.
12:18I'm the new assistant.
12:19I'm not sure what I'm supposed to report today.
12:20You're probably going to meet with Kevin.
12:22Anthony's the only one that's not the actor.
12:24It's like a real Truman show.
12:26He's the star of the show.
12:28And this season, the star of the show has been fake hired to fake work at a fake hot sauce
12:33company.
12:34Rocking grandmas.
12:35I love hot sauce.
12:36This year's fake retreat is special because the fake owner, Doug, is handing over the
12:41reins of the fake company to his fake son, Dougie Jr.
12:44He is going to be great.
12:45And the Milo rocks up.
12:48And fake son, Dougie, taking over isn't the only big thing happening at the retreat.
12:53I'm Kevin Gomez.
12:54I run HR here at Rocking Grandmas Hot Sauce.
12:57Kevin Gomez.
12:58Oh, God.
12:58Head of HR.
13:00But is he the...
13:01He's an actor?
13:02They're all actors, Lee.
13:03Oh, no, you've got to keep telling me because I...
13:04They're all actors.
13:05I get sucked in.
13:06I get sucked in.
13:06Night one of the retreat.
13:09I'm going to propose to Amy.
13:10He's going to propose.
13:12Oh, God.
13:15Yeah, man.
13:16He's such a nice guy.
13:18He's the nicest guy.
13:19He's like the perfect target.
13:21All right.
13:21Take me to the retreat.
13:22I'm really excited.
13:23Everybody's about to get here and the fun is going to start.
13:26The fun is going to start, all right, Anthony.
13:27You're going to be in the middle of it.
13:29For the duration of the retreat, you can call me Captain Fun.
13:33Captain Fun.
13:34Oh, my God.
13:35How orcs.
13:37Woo!
13:38Feeling hot, hot, hot.
13:40I want to get off the bus.
13:42Woo!
13:44It's so cringe, but it's so good.
13:47Wait.
13:47This actually looks really fun.
13:48I've got to pitch this to my workplace.
13:50How you doing?
13:51How you doing?
13:51Good.
13:52Claire is here.
13:53Hey.
13:54Who's Claire?
13:54I work remote and meeting everyone for the first time in person today.
13:59So she's the web designer that works from home.
14:02I thought you were black, honey.
14:05I've got to get my computer fixed.
14:07It's really, really dark.
14:09You can just put up the brightness.
14:14It's Doug's last retreat before he dies, which is really sad to me.
14:19Before he dies?
14:20Before he dies?
14:22No, he's not sick.
14:24Oh.
14:24He's retiring.
14:25Stop it.
14:27Look at Anne at the back.
14:29Well, that's good.
14:30Look at her.
14:31How are they not breaking character?
14:33They are great actors.
14:35Yes.
14:36Well, if you like that, you're going to love this.
14:38What's going on?
14:39Look how pretty this is.
14:41Then we've got the proposal.
14:43Oh, we're doing it.
14:43Oh, no.
14:44She's going to say no.
14:45She's going to say no.
14:46That's what I just said.
14:48We made a promise to each other that if we both reached the age of 40 and neither of us
14:52were married that we would marry each other.
14:55Oh, no.
14:56They're not even dating.
14:57Oh.
14:58No.
14:58Will you marry me?
15:02No.
15:03I can't, Mila.
15:04This is out of control.
15:06Dude, these actors are incredible.
15:07It's so good.
15:08No, no, but we love each other.
15:09You say I...
15:10You say I...
15:10You say I love y'all.
15:12Let's go.
15:13Stop filming.
15:14I think we wrap it up.
15:16I got you.
15:17Oh.
15:18Oh.
15:19It's a joke.
15:19This is a joke.
15:20Anthony, you know.
15:21It's a joke.
15:22It's a joke.
15:23It's a joke.
15:24Oh, that awkward.
15:26I'm getting hot.
15:28Oh, my God.
15:28Oh, my God.
15:29The grass is on the joke.
15:32Anthony is too nice for this.
15:34Uh...
15:35That actually was not a joke.
15:36That was a real proposal.
15:37Yeah, yeah.
15:37I'm aware.
15:38I feel like it's just gonna get worse and worse.
15:41I think I'm gonna go.
15:43Oh, he's leaving.
15:44So if he's leaving, he's the assistant.
15:45He's in charge now.
15:46You're officially promoted, Captain Fun.
15:48Yeah.
15:49He's now Captain Fun.
15:50Anthony's now running the retreat.
15:55Oh, no.
15:55He's got the cans for just married.
15:59Let's have a good time, y'all.
16:00It's quiet.
16:01Come on, y'all.
16:02Let's do it.
16:02He's in and he's rolling solo.
16:04I got a promotion.
16:06Let's have a good time, baby.
16:07Oh, yeah.
16:09Captain Fun is in charge.
16:13Oh, he's such a legend.
16:15I just hope I can make this retreat a success.
16:20I love this so much.
16:21This is the best TV concept ever.
16:24My jaw hurts from laughing.
16:26Now I have to watch to the end so I can watch him find out.
16:44Yeah.
16:45You put shit on me putting my jocks on.
16:47Because I don't know what you're for when you put a jock on.
16:49And I said, well, you have a go.
16:50Did I have a problem?
16:51No, you put it on straight away.
16:52What?
16:53And I said, well, you look good in my jocks.
16:54I better take your knickers off.
16:58This week, Paramount Plus was streaming a new show from the creator of the hit series Yellowstone,
17:04Taylor Sheridan.
17:05Ooh.
17:06Anything Taylor Sheridan is good.
17:08What's the plot?
17:09What's the point?
17:10What are we doing here, Milo?
17:11It's about a blue-blooded family with a blonde socialite mum.
17:14They just don't know any better.
17:16Oh, Michelle Pfeiffer.
17:17Everyone says I look like Michelle Pfeiffer.
17:19You can't say that.
17:20No, they all do.
17:21Yeah.
17:21It's also about Michelle's businessman hubby.
17:23Can you catch him on a harper?
17:25Kurt Russell.
17:26Kate.
17:27You're going to say you look like...
17:28A lot of people reckon I look like Kurt Russell.
17:29Excuse me.
17:30Kurt Russell has a square jaw.
17:32That's all I'm saying.
17:34There's about 400 things I can come back with now.
17:36And I've got to work out whether the juice is worth the squeeze.
17:39Kurt and Michelle also have two daughters.
17:45What the hell?
17:47Right in the middle of the street.
17:49Modern society.
17:50Instead of going after the bloke and knocking him over,
17:52this guy's filming on his phone.
17:53You can see why Kurt wants to leave New York behind
17:56and move to Montana.
17:57I mean, look at that.
17:58It's gorgeous.
17:59It's a slice of heaven.
18:00Yep.
18:01Right by a river called...
18:04The Madison.
18:05I am so excited for this.
18:07I have seen this advertised everywhere.
18:10On the back of every single buzz?
18:11Yes.
18:11In New York City, Michelle's having an intimate family dinner.
18:15Everyone's on their phones.
18:17Where are you going?
18:18It's your father.
18:19Where are you going?
18:20It is rude to talk on the phone in a restaurant.
18:23Exactly!
18:24Bang!
18:24Mum.
18:25It's bloody rude.
18:26I wouldn't be so nice.
18:28Rude to who?
18:28It's rude to each other.
18:29It's rude to the staff.
18:30I'd be saying that.
18:31You're the one on the phone.
18:33You're the one on the phone.
18:34You're the one on the phone.
18:34That's what I said to Mum last time.
18:36I said, Mum, I'm so sick and tired of trying to have
18:38conversations with you when you are constantly on your phone.
18:40She said, look at these babies on TikTok.
18:44That was cute.
18:45What time is it?
18:46Seven.
18:47Full moon.
18:49That's beautiful.
18:50Look at that.
18:51Wow.
18:51Until your brother gets into our plumbing,
18:53I'll have to take your word for it.
18:54She'd have been here.
18:55As if you wouldn't want to go there.
18:57Well, Kurt never wants to leave.
18:58In fact, he's found a super secluded fishing spot in the mountains.
19:02Paul has permission to fly us into it.
19:05Uh-oh.
19:06I love you, honey.
19:06Love you.
19:07Do you get this vibe that something bad's about to happen?
19:09Yep.
19:12Oh, shit.
19:14Jesus.
19:15No GPS position.
19:16Oh, so they can't say if you're near a mountain or anything.
19:18They don't know where they are.
19:22Wait.
19:23Oh!
19:24Oh!
19:25Jesse!
19:27Kurt Russell died in the first episode.
19:29Already?
19:31Hello?
19:32No.
19:32Kurt Russell can't die yet.
19:33Kurt Russell is like Chuck Norris.
19:35Oh, boy.
19:36Do I have news for you.
19:37Can I speak to him?
19:38Is he all right?
19:39If you've got a Ouija board.
19:41Well, they do have his mangled corpse.
19:43Oh, they're having to identify the bodies.
19:46Oh, my goodness.
19:46That's horrible.
19:51It's not him.
19:52It's not him.
19:53Oh, my gosh.
19:54What's wrong with fingerprints?
19:55How dare you?
19:57It is him.
19:57Kurt Russell gone.
19:58First ep.
19:59I hope I never have to identify a body.
20:01Well, you'd know it's me.
20:03You'd have animal print on.
20:04That's right.
20:04In search of closure, the family abandoned civilization to visit Kurt's Madison River Cabin.
20:10Oh, here we go.
20:13Oh, she's seen everything for the first time, hasn't she?
20:15See, in all the time he wanted her to come down here and see all this, then she wouldn't
20:18do it.
20:19This would be so hard.
20:22She's going to smell his clothes, her last memories.
20:25Do I have a certain smell in my clothes, Kate?
20:27You absolutely stink, Matt.
20:28What do you mean?
20:29B.O.
20:30What do you mean?
20:31But emotions boil over for the city kids when Michelle secretly feeds them elk meat.
20:36That's what I'm eating?
20:37When's the last time you cooked a meal, Paige?
20:39Oh.
20:40Everything we eat came from this little world that your father adored.
20:44Then the guilt's kicked in for not going.
20:46I wonder who has to die for us to make another meal together.
20:48Oh.
20:49Okay.
20:49That's your last one, Mum.
20:50Luckily, Kurt's journal guides Michelle to begin a healing process.
20:54There's a spot upriver.
20:57Grass grows tall and it's yellow and it reminds him of my hair.
21:01Aw.
21:02Aw.
21:02He really loved her, eh?
21:03So tomorrow morning, I'm going to get up and I'm going to find this little valley.
21:08Aw.
21:09She's going to use the journal as her map.
21:11Writers of the Lost Ark stuff.
21:13And then I'm going to bring her father here.
21:15Oh.
21:15And I'm going to bury him there.
21:17Yes.
21:18Like we buried Dad at Mount Beauty.
21:20We didn't really bury him.
21:22We got his ashes.
21:24You threw the ashes out into the wind and half of it went in my mouth.
21:27And he's buried in my guts.
21:31I personally feel that we are underdressed for any kind of exploratory venture afoot.
21:36Oh!
21:37They're all there!
21:38Oh!
21:38They're all there!
21:39Let's go find this spot.
21:41Let's go.
21:42The family's all in.
21:43Oh, this is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
21:45This is driving me down.
21:46Same.
21:49Wait.
21:50So they couldn't even have a 20-minute family dinner together?
21:52What, we're going to go on a family hike?
21:55I'm so hooked.
21:56It's proper drama.
21:57Oh, my God.
21:57How sad was that?
21:59Actually.
21:59I read a journal.
22:00Wasn't this more to get through a tough time in your life?
22:03Well, yes.
22:04You were the tough time in your life.
22:05Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4 and fight Holly!
22:18In Sydney, Matt, Sarah and Jad are talking race relations.
22:22See, Sarah's not whitewashed.
22:24Like, you're probably 70% whitewashed.
22:26I'm less whitewashed than him.
22:28I would agree on that, actually.
22:30He went to schoolies.
22:31He went to schoolies!
22:32Could you get more?
22:33That's such an Australian tradition.
22:35So, going to schoolies is an indication of how live you are?
22:38It is.
22:38It is.
22:38My schoolies was a barbecue at home.
22:40Yeah.
22:40And a backhander for not getting high marks.
23:01And a backhander for not getting high marks.
23:10It's an insult.
23:10Calling someone un-Australian.
23:12Everywhere but Australia and Bali is un-Australian.
23:15Do you reckon?
23:17Oh, that's funny.
23:19Nazeem was born and raised in Melbourne's Burwood.
23:21Oh, Burwood.
23:22In Melbourne.
23:23Oh.
23:24Who's this cheerful, happy little kid?
23:26The ABC love to pull out a photograph, don't they?
23:28They love it.
23:29The middle child of Sri Lankan migrants.
23:31I'm the middle child of Sri Lankan migrants.
23:33A background rich with inspiration for comedy.
23:36But you're not funny as him.
23:37Yeah.
23:38Yeah, he's funny but.
23:39It's a let down to us, Westy, that you're not funny.
23:41Four years after 9-11, while studying law and science at university, Nazeem and some fellow
23:46Muslim friends.
23:47That's Waleed Ali.
23:48Put together a show on community television.
23:51This is how the project started.
23:53You know, it was post 9-11.
23:55We were in the news a lot, Muslims.
23:56Yes.
23:56Oh, just a little bit.
23:57That would have been a tough time.
23:59And it was then that Nazeem started to experiment with provocative characters in his comedy.
24:04I'm going to Camden to meet the people, to press the flesh, to see what makes them tick,
24:10in a non-explosive type of way.
24:13He's really pushing people's buttons.
24:15He's so quiet.
24:16We are here in Camden, which will soon become a slam-down.
24:22Shit-stirer.
24:23Yeah.
24:23Well, he's also like a guy who's trying to defend himself from being attacked by everybody.
24:28And his comedy did ruffle feathers amongst a number of communities.
24:31From Muslims saying that we shouldn't be making fun of the religion.
24:36Man, you're going to have balls to do that.
24:38And then non-Muslims were like, stop trying to make Muslims not look like terrorists.
24:42Really brave considering the time.
24:44He must have thick skin.
24:46Go talk to this boy.
24:47He's by himself.
24:49He must be Muslim because nobody liking him.
24:53Are you Muslim?
24:54Are you Muslim?
24:56It's such an Australian thing to do to take the piss out of yourself.
25:00Yes.
25:00And that's why I think Nazeem is so light.
25:02Then, as his popularity grew, Nazeem had some choices to make.
25:06He was working as a tax accountant at PwC.
25:09A tax accountant?
25:11He had to tick it off for his parents.
25:12Otherwise, he would have copped the frickin' belt in.
25:14But his dual life was about to come to a head.
25:17And an offer from SBS to host his own show saw Nazeem leave his accounting career.
25:22His parents probably still think he's a tax accountant at PwC.
25:25I've got some Legally Brown here.
25:28Legally Brown?
25:29Do you remember this show?
25:30I do remember this show.
25:31You want to dance like a white man?
25:33Watch and learn.
25:34That's the guy who's on Mother and Son.
25:35Meadow Kahn.
25:37So that's Ronnie Chang.
25:39Notice his intense sex face and how his feet are constantly out of time with the music.
25:44He's a bad dancer.
25:45That is a spitting image of me.
25:47Damn, I swear you guys were white the way you were moving just then.
25:51I hate how accurate this is.
25:53I thought that was good.
25:54In 2017, he took a bold step.
25:57That's right.
25:58He did.
25:58I'm a celebrity.
25:59Get me out of here.
26:00You forget how much he's done over the years.
26:02Hey.
26:03In the jungle, he opened up about the effect that the Lint Cafe Siege had on his family.
26:08Oh, yeah.
26:08Remember this terrorist attack?
26:09Throughout the day that hashtags started trending, I'll ride with you, non-Muslims were volunteering
26:13to sit with Muslims and make them feel more comfortable.
26:15I actually remember him saying that.
26:17It actually made me cry when that happened because that man wanted to divide Australia.
26:22But what he did instead was make us come together.
26:24Correct.
26:25After that show, people were like, oh, we know this guy.
26:26We know where his heart's at.
26:28It was probably our first time to get to know him.
26:30It's a big turning point for him then.
26:31It just made it so much easier to tell jokes.
26:33So he's built that credibility and trust.
26:36Yeah.
26:36And with that trust, Nazeem was able to continue to explore diverse issues in his stand-up.
26:41Your comedy has referenced Palestine, Gaza, and Israel.
26:44Oh, my God.
26:45He's really controversial.
26:47The more controversial, the bloody funnier it is.
26:49Then, in 2025, he performed one of his most provocative routines yet.
26:54Our government still hasn't got the message.
26:56I reckon what might overwhelmingly pressure them to stop funding this genocide is we all
27:00just did something small.
27:01Just started ozifying the way we said Gaza.
27:03Instead of calling it Gaza, we started calling it Gaza.
27:05Gaza?
27:08Oh, shit.
27:10Gaza's in strife.
27:11Quick.
27:13Someone call up Bunnings.
27:14Let's organize a sausage sizzle.
27:16That's pretty funny.
27:17I guess if I did have an intention, it would be that my comedy brings us closer together
27:21and makes us understand each other more.
27:23I love Nazeem.
27:24The way his mind works is incredible.
27:27He's a legend.
27:28Listen, you guys have been great.
27:29Thank you so much for coming.
27:30I appreciate you coming out.
27:31There's a lot of turmoil in the world.
27:34A bit of comedy helps, yeah?
27:35Yeah.
27:36To soften things up a bit.
27:52How did you open the sauce and eat the nugget while you were driving?
27:55Drive with the knees.
27:58That feels unsafe.
28:00Mate, life's not safe, bro.
28:02You could get hit by a car at any moment.
28:03Yeah, could get hit by a car by someone driving with nuggets between their legs.
28:08This week on Dock Play we watched...
28:10Women and the Wind.
28:11What's this about?
28:12Is this a show about women and flatulence?
28:14No.
28:15This documentary follows three women setting sail across the North Atlantic.
28:19Wow.
28:20I always have these thoughts of doing stuff and I never do it.
28:23Be across the Atlantic though.
28:25On a plane.
28:26What is the purpose of this?
28:28To document how the plastic travels across the ocean.
28:31Like a jellyfish?
28:32It's a plastic bag.
28:33Oh.
28:33It's a jellyfish.
28:34Imagine going out to literally the middle of the ocean and finding plastic.
28:39Plastic pollution in our oceans is a huge problem.
28:43So they're just sailing from point to point, picking up plastic.
28:46Mate, this is taking yard duty to the 10th degree.
28:49And they're doing it in a 50-year-old wooden catamaran.
28:53What in the hippie is that mast?
28:55That is not anything.
28:56That is a log of wood.
28:57Looks like a DIY Bunnings job.
29:00The boat being so rustic.
29:02It's interesting.
29:03That thing should not be on the sea.
29:05It's just a raft.
29:06If anyone saw me on that, we would be arrested by immigration in two seconds flat.
29:11But as they set sail, the women soon discover a stowaway.
29:14No way.
29:16They found a lizard.
29:17I really don't think she knew what she was getting herself into.
29:20Can you imagine that lizard, what it's thinking?
29:22I just met these girls once and they invite me on a boat.
29:25Do they know that I'm a lizard?
29:27I need land.
29:28It's just impossible to comprehend that you're in this massive ocean.
29:32How do they know what direction they're going?
29:33How would you sleep?
29:34How do you exercise?
29:36How do they shower?
29:37Do you just piss over the side like this?
29:39All fair questions, but...
29:41Let's focus on the sailing.
29:42I was so excited to be back out to sea.
29:46She's going fishing.
29:47She's going fishing.
29:48Wait, is she naked?
29:49It's her from bottom out.
29:50Imagine you got three days into a sailing trip and found out someone was a nudist.
29:54You're in your own world.
29:55Oh look, there's another nude one.
29:57I'm more fascinated by them being naked.
29:58Another one!
29:59To be honest, if I was on a sailing boat with the boys for that long, I'd just be naked.
30:02It feels like everything that's happening is not happening randomly.
30:07Like naked and afraid meets the low deck.
30:09I'm so confused.
30:10And that's not all they have to be naked and afraid of because...
30:16Oh my god!
30:17That's like Gulf Force winds.
30:18I'm actually scared for them.
30:21Three metre waves!
30:23What have they done?
30:24Everybody's going surfing.
30:26We're going to get wind!
30:28Some wind!
30:29And they're basically floating on the door of the Titanic.
30:32This is 13 knots, so imagine 40.
30:35Dude, they're screwed.
30:36I actually feel a bit seasick just watching them from the couch.
30:38Just pick a point above the TV and centre yourself.
30:41But they haven't forgotten the most important crew member.
30:44Where's Liz?
30:45The lizard!
30:46Get down from there, Liz!
30:48Liz is like, don't talk to me.
30:49You've conned me into this trip.
30:51I love that they are saving Liz though.
30:53I wouldn't be worrying about the fricking lizard.
30:54And with everyone hunkered down for the night, the storm hits.
30:58The winds started swinging.
31:00This would be the worst.
31:02You can't see anything.
31:03It's pitch black all around you.
31:05That would freak me out, man.
31:07By first light, the wind really picked up.
31:10Oh, shit!
31:12Uh-oh.
31:13I am so worried about them, Milo.
31:15Ah!
31:16Oh, my God!
31:18The wind is going to rip themselves right off.
31:20The sail will come smack us all in the head and we'll be down.
31:26Oh, shit!
31:27Nah, nah.
31:29I'm out.
31:29Oh, look, they're praying.
31:30St. Gabriel will guide them through the storm.
31:34And by morning...
31:35Bingo!
31:36The storm's fast!
31:37The sun started to shine and our spirits started to rise.
31:41Back in the nude.
31:41At least they're going to get no tan lines out there.
31:43She needs to watch those moles in that sun.
31:45It was truly a gift.
31:47Where's the lizard?
31:47Has anyone checked on Liz?
31:48So happy to see you.
31:49There's Liz.
31:50Aw!
31:51At least the lizard is safe.
31:52That's amazing.
31:53Well...
31:54She just died.
31:55No!
31:56He died.
31:57What do you think was going to happen?
31:58You take a lizard on an ocean trip?
32:00That's murder!
32:01The ocean.
32:02The animals.
32:03That's real.
32:04Except Liz, because she's dead.
32:05I mean, what an achievement, though.
32:07How many people have done that in their lives?
32:10Nautical mile sail 2255.
32:13That's so amazing.
32:15They sailed for 30 days.
32:17And on all 30 days, they saw plastic.
32:19Days are going insane.
32:2030.
32:21Lizards killed.
32:22One.
32:22One.
32:25This is an amazing documentary.
32:26It's powerful.
32:27All right, girls.
32:28Well, I reckon we do something similar.
32:29I'm going to look into a cruise for us these holidays.
32:31Yeah, an all-inclusive, like, alcohol one, though, preferably.
32:33I'll keep doing my return and earn.
32:35That's my bit for the environment.
32:52We've got the bananas growing at the back.
32:55So I cut the bananas off when they were still green, thinking that it would turn yellow.
32:58Oh, right.
32:59They've been on the bench for two weeks.
33:00These bastards are not getting any yellower.
33:02Oh, my God.
33:03You wouldn't think our people lived with the land of 10 millennia.
33:08Saturday night on SBS, we watched the ultimate stay-in movie.
33:12Homebodies.
33:13Homebodies.
33:14What's this called?
33:16Homebodies.
33:17Homebody.
33:17Featuring an Aussie icon.
33:19Oh, what's the name?
33:21Claudia Carvin.
33:22I adore her.
33:23As reclusive mum Nora.
33:26What is going on?
33:28This house seems a bit haunted.
33:30Oh, shit.
33:33She's dead.
33:34She died.
33:35She's not dead.
33:36Okay.
33:36But she did break her leg.
33:38Oh.
33:39So her estranged son, Darcy, is coming home to help.
33:42Oh.
33:43But there's a reason he hasn't been home for a while.
33:46What does it say?
33:47Deanna.
33:48Oh, it's your sister's room.
33:52Oh, I feel like this is sad vibes.
33:54This has got a sister that I think has maybe passed away.
34:00Oh.
34:01Oh, no.
34:02Who's that?
34:03Oh, my God.
34:04Oh.
34:05Just come in.
34:06No.
34:07Oh, my God.
34:07Why would you go in?
34:09Your mum is naked.
34:11Thanks.
34:11This is weird.
34:12Really not sure who you look like now.
34:15What?
34:16How long has he been gone?
34:18You look like me, Mum.
34:21What just happened?
34:22I have no idea.
34:24And that evening, Darcy realises they're not alone.
34:29Who's the mother chatting to?
34:34Who's that?
34:34That's Deanna.
34:38Oh, she's supposed to be dead.
34:40Who?
34:41Oh!
34:43I got goosebumps.
34:47No, no, no, no.
34:49Where's she running to?
34:52What?
34:52Oh.
34:53Oh.
34:57Oh.
34:59Oh!
34:59Oh!
34:59Oh!
35:00What's going on here?
35:01I mean, what is she?
35:02I think we settled on ghost.
35:05What?
35:05Deanna's a ghost.
35:07Spirit, unresolved drama.
35:09Pick your fave.
35:10So she's?
35:12I'm you.
35:13Wait, what?
35:14I don't get it.
35:14Obviously, from before, before you left.
35:17Oh!
35:19Wait, what?
35:19I know what's going on.
35:21He's had a sex change.
35:22He was Deanna.
35:23Correct.
35:24But how can you have a ghost of your...
35:27Past self.
35:28Past self.
35:29Great question.
35:30I was feeling sad and lonely
35:32and then Dee just appeared in the dam.
35:35So she emotionally manifested Dee.
35:39That's right.
35:40Someone needs to take mum to a good psychologist
35:42because this isn't normal.
35:45Well, maybe things will feel more normal after breakfast.
35:48Oh, we are just living with the ghost.
35:51But this ghost eats cereal.
35:52I have some questions.
35:54Can you not talk with your mouthful?
35:56Look, I don't know how this whole ghost thing works.
35:58A lot of people don't know how this works.
36:00But you can cross over now.
36:01Or vanquish yourself.
36:02Or whatever it is you do.
36:04I'm here now.
36:05You're right.
36:07You really have no idea how this works.
36:10Whoa!
36:11Don't piss her off.
36:12She'll kill you and your mother.
36:13Maybe do we need to do a cleansing ceremony?
36:15Yeah.
36:16Good idea.
36:16Set everything alive.
36:18Oh, he's burning all his past memories.
36:21Trying to say, no, I am Darcy now.
36:23Don't throw out all your trophies.
36:25Mum threw out all my sporting trophies and it actually traumatised me.
36:28They would have had two.
36:29Participation awards.
36:30No, it wasn't.
36:33Oh, I fear this may irritate Deanna.
36:36Hmm, probably.
36:38Oh, shit!
36:40Oh, no!
36:41Dean's in the water.
36:44Oh, having a fight with yourself.
36:45There's like a deeper meaning to this show.
36:47It's like an underlying metaphor that's starting to build.
36:51You just entered a part of your brain you've never used.
36:56Where's she gone?
36:57Did he just drown the ghost?
36:59I can't leave her.
37:01Symbolic.
37:01He's grieving his old self.
37:03He's saying, I'm happy in my life now, but I can't leave you to die.
37:06I'll still give you CPR in your ghost-like corpse.
37:09She's still unconscious.
37:11Oh, shit!
37:12And she's back.
37:13Maybe it's not you or me.
37:16Maybe it's just us.
37:18Us.
37:18Us?
37:19Oh, we're starting to accept each other,
37:21which means we're starting to accept ourself.
37:23Yep.
37:24So the next morning...
37:25Oh, she's gone.
37:26Where's Dee?
37:27She's gone.
37:27Here.
37:28So Darcy has not only mended the relationship with himself,
37:31he has mended the relationship with his mum.
37:34Aww.
37:36Does anyone think this is super weird?
37:40That's some complex topics that we have just explored.
37:44Who would have thought a paranormal manifestation could solve trans confusion?
38:04Do you know what I've now started doing when I wake up after a big night?
38:07I just delete my call history.
38:09I delete my call history.
38:10I delete my text.
38:11I don't even open to see what I've said.
38:12I delete all my DMs and I go, it's not real.
38:15There's no need for that anxiety.
38:16No way.
38:17When this mangarita is starting to taste like you should give him a call.
38:20Yeah, maybe.
38:21Which one am I calling?
38:21I'm calling all of them.
38:24This week on Binge...
38:26Top Chef is back.
38:27Top Chef?
38:28What's this one about?
38:29Cooking.
38:3023 seasons of cooking to be exact.
38:33This has been around for 23 seasons.
38:3515 chefs have come to the Carolinas to compete in the ultimate culinary showdown.
38:39So these are all pro chefs competing against pro chefs.
38:44Yep.
38:44So let's meet some.
38:45On a race course?
38:47Why are we on a race course for a chef show?
38:49Well, it's actually because they're in Charlotte, which is the home of NASCAR.
38:53Yeah, right.
38:54There you go.
38:55Yeah, it's weird.
38:56Anyway, here's contestant Day.
38:59I cannot believe that I'm here.
39:01Day and nay, Joseph.
39:03And Nana.
39:04I'm living here with something.
39:05Nana!
39:06No, Nana.
39:07Then there's these two guys.
39:08They kind of look alike with the same color shirts.
39:10Oh wow, they do.
39:11Oh, let's not say that all bald people look alike.
39:14Identical twins?
39:15Yeah.
39:15Oh, so they actually are twins.
39:17We've been in competition with each other our whole life.
39:19Brandon and Jonathan.
39:20They're identical twins, but one's role in the kitchen was to taste test.
39:24As a team, you only have to create one dish.
39:28I'm trying to work out how they're going to tie NASCAR with cookies.
39:31You're going to have the time that it takes a professional driver to take 23 laps.
39:35Oh.
39:36How long is that?
39:37So they've got like 12 minutes.
39:38It's a speed cook.
39:39On your marks.
39:41Three, two, one, race.
39:45The chefs are divided into teams of three.
39:48I'm going to get these shrimp off.
39:48I'm going to chop them up to throw them in there, okay?
39:50Big Jono.
39:50Is on the blue team and they're cooking.
39:53Hush puppy is a good dish.
39:54What's a hush puppy?
39:55It's kind of like an arantini, but not rice.
39:57I went to the wrong shop then.
39:59I got a pair of shoes.
40:00And Jono's twin brother Brandon is on the red team.
40:03We could do a crudo.
40:03We'll start with snapper.
40:04It's such a hot day.
40:05The first thing I was thinking about was like, let's do a raw preparation.
40:08Let's not do raw fish in a hot day.
40:10I mean, rule number one, don't give your judges food poisoning.
40:14Well, let's find out.
40:15Josh, your time's up.
40:17Step away from your plates.
40:19First up, it's the...
40:20Skinny brother.
40:21Red team, what'd you make for us?
40:22Right here, you've got a little bit of cured snapper.
40:25That has food poisoning all over it.
40:27Then it's...
40:28Jonathan.
40:29The fat brother.
40:30Today we made a crab and shrimp hush puppy.
40:32Oh my god.
40:33Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
40:35And the winning team today is blue team.
40:38Blue team.
40:39Oh, go to blue team.
40:41They're the hush puppies.
40:42Uh-huh.
40:42The fat brother beat the skinny brother.
40:44Of course.
40:44I wouldn't be picking these fellas to tell me about haircuts.
40:47And I wouldn't be picking the skinny guy to tell me about food.
40:50Next, it's the...
40:52Elimination challenge.
40:53...where the top chefs will head to a real kitchen to create a dish that heroes...
40:58Sweet potatoes.
40:59I do love sweet potato.
41:00Sweet potato, sweet potato.
41:02Hot potato.
41:03One hour is not a lot of time to cook sweet potatoes.
41:04What would you cook in an hour of sweet potato?
41:06Sweet potato curry.
41:07Sweet potato pie.
41:09I just like a normal potato.
41:10What are you going to do?
41:11A dessert.
41:12Of course I'm going to do a dessert.
41:13I've got a potato.
41:15Nana, she's peeling sweet potatoes forever.
41:18Jesus.
41:18How many band-aids are we going to see on people's fingers?
41:27Oh yeah.
41:27And Day's also feeling...
41:29Behind.
41:30Behind.
41:31Because...
41:31This oven isn't even on.
41:33What?
41:34I spent five minutes thinking that the oven was on.
41:37Even I know how to turn an oven on.
41:38Are you good?
41:39Yeah.
41:40Oh, the sweat.
41:41It's all going in everything.
41:43And Nana's having a moment.
41:45How could I let time fly like this?
41:49Go, go, go, go.
41:50No!
41:51Ooh.
41:52Shut up.
41:53Didn't get it done.
41:55Nana's having the wah-wah.
41:57It's okay, we're not saving lives.
41:59It's Top Chef season 23.
42:00Relax.
42:01Do you reckon she's cried away to second place?
42:02Well, let's see what the judges think.
42:04Imagine being the judges knowing that you're about to get served 20 sweet potato dishes.
42:09Day, what did you make for us?
42:10Carolina ruby roasted was seared and roasted snapper.
42:13Looks good.
42:14Mine's a little under.
42:15She didn't have the oven on.
42:16Next up, it's Nana.
42:18I have for you sweet potato and pato pato.
42:21Ooh, pato pato.
42:22What is that?
42:23Oh, it's just a salad.
42:24I think she's at the bottom.
42:25Well, let's take a look.
42:26Nana, day, you have the least favorite dishes of the day.
42:31Who's going home?
42:32Nana's going for sure.
42:33She didn't even plan up her food.
42:34Sorry.
42:36Day.
42:37Oh, it's day.
42:38Oh.
42:39Please pack your knives and go.
42:40Well, just like that.
42:41It's brutal.
42:42Looks like it's sunset for day.
42:44I got to compete on the world's greatest chef competition.
42:48Is it the world's greatest chef competition?
42:51I rather was MasterChef.
42:53Wow, I can't believe that show has lasted.
42:55I guess people will watch anything for 23 seasons.
43:12So the wife had a baby shower on the weekend.
43:15I was thinking I could have like a men's baby shower and just write a list of all the things
43:22that I want.
43:23What would you like?
43:24Golf balls?
43:25Dude, lock and load my name beside golf balls.
43:28Okay.
43:29Because I know that's going to cost me like 30 bucks.
43:31No, they're 90.
43:32Did you say golf balls or golf ball?
43:36This week, Disney Plus had us bowing at the altar of the secret lives of...
43:40Mormon Wives!
43:43I better sit up for this one.
43:45You'd never expect Mormons to be like this.
43:47Yep.
43:48From Mormon wives to full-blown social media sensations, they're back for season four.
43:53God help us.
43:54What happens here, Hope?
43:55So Taylor, who's one of the mums, she created Mum Tok.
43:59They got really famous off TikTok, and then we've now built a TV show around them being
44:04famous off TikTok.
44:06I might come a Mormon.
44:07Apparently you can have three or four wives, apparently.
44:09You can't handle me.
44:10That's true.
44:12Why would you want another three?
44:14Someone else.
44:15Look, what are you after, Keith?
44:16Nice.
44:17Nice!
44:19Catch us up, girls.
44:20What's the drama?
44:21Obviously, I'm not pregnant.
44:22I'm skinnier.
44:23I have a cute little newborn.
44:25So in season one, it's all about the relationship with their husbands and getting a little bit
44:29polygamy.
44:30Now they're all mums.
44:31Oh my god.
44:32Macy, Jen, and I are planning a sip and see for everyone to meet our new babies.
44:36What's sip and see mean?
44:37Meet the baby for the first time.
44:39I've never heard of such ridiculousness.
44:41What are they sipping on?
44:42Breast milk.
44:43Duh.
44:44Ew.
44:44I'm really hoping there isn't going to be drama or fights breaking out because the focus
44:48should really be on the babies.
44:50No.
44:51Wrong.
44:51Very wrong.
44:52I absolutely just want drama-rama, nothing else.
44:54When are they going to spread the good news of the gospel and stuff?
44:58Dad, they're not going to talk about the gospel.
45:00Are you serious?
45:01They're Mormons, right?
45:01So they're Mormon wives.
45:03Where's the husbands?
45:04Oh, well, here's one.
45:05It's Jesse's husband, Jordan.
45:07What are you doing?
45:08So I got some new stuff.
45:09He looks like someone who would deport me.
45:11So is this like the opposite of housewives where all the husbands are bums?
45:15No.
45:16These are strong, independent men who would never piggyback off their wives' fame by starting
45:20a virtually identical TikTok channel.
45:22Leader?
45:23Dad talk's a lot funnier than mom talk.
45:25Dad talk!
45:26So dad talk's really just mirroring mom talk and they're trying to get more free stuff as well.
45:30So you've got mom talk and dad talk instead of TikTok.
45:33Jesus.
45:34Sounds like the clock's broken.
45:35Last year, mom talk went to Vanderpump Villa overseas and I talked to my manager about it.
45:40And the next day we got the call that we were invited.
45:42Oh my God.
45:43This is huge.
45:44Who's Vanderpump?
45:45She's like the queen bee of reality TV.
45:47Mom talk went last year.
45:48This whole stuff went on and now dad talk has been invited.
45:52So there's a bit of tension.
45:53She's an encyclopedia on all this.
45:55It's unbelievable.
45:56I think this is going to be a great opportunity for dad talk.
45:59Shut up, Jordan.
46:00You're annoying.
46:00I think it shows that our wives don't have a monopoly on social media.
46:04Who's watching dad talk?
46:06No, no one.
46:06Or what?
46:07The more men men.
46:08The more men's.
46:09The more men's.
46:10Oh no, we don't want more men's.
46:11We want less men's.
46:12Nothing's really happening.
46:14Bring the wives back on.
46:15Yeah.
46:15Okay.
46:16Yay!
46:17Let's go to the sip and see.
46:19God, this is boring.
46:21Okay.
46:21These are butterflies.
46:23A what?
46:23Why have they got butterflies in a box?
46:25That feels mean.
46:26Because it symbols obviously a new beginning.
46:27I don't know how many new beginnings we need.
46:29We need to open the box, otherwise they'll all be dead.
46:31I go first.
46:33Oh, don't do this.
46:35I have a little announcement, so I'm kind of exciting for the boys.
46:38Pregnant?
46:39No, the villa.
46:40The boys are now officially invited to go to the villa.
46:43Oh my God, they've got the kids there to release butterflies and that's when he does
46:48his announcement.
46:49What an absolute tool bag.
46:54The wives aren't happy about this.
46:56The wives are not okay.
46:58Interesting.
46:58When was the last time you went anywhere really without me?
47:02Golf.
47:03Oh yeah, because I'm not walking around.
47:04That's it.
47:05That's right.
47:05And that's why I play golf.
47:07Are you at least the butterflies now?
47:10I hope they're alive.
47:12The babies?
47:13No, the butterflies.
47:15Oh.
47:15Free!
47:17The killer dog.
47:19Butterflies fly.
47:20Nobody fly away.
47:21This is deep, isn't it?
47:22Oh, they're boring.
47:23Good lucky wives and good luck to the husbands.
47:25I'm not worried.
47:27We shall see.
47:28So they don't trust the husbands.
47:29Is that what I'm smelling?
47:30Do we get to go to this mansion?
47:32I really want to see what happens at this mansion.
47:35Oh.
47:37After all of that, we don't even get to see the dad talk trip.
47:40It was building up to the Vanderpump villa and we didn't even get there.
47:43You know what's the next one now?
47:45Yeah, I'll binge this.
47:46Can I binge it with you?
47:47So you can explain what's going on?
47:48You talk the whole time.
47:49I can't do it.
47:49I want to know what's going on.
47:50I can't follow any of it.
47:55Let's pray Rest.
47:55It's a waiting for you tousto End Farewell That Happens.
47:57Hey.
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