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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone,
00:22because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29My dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59or whatever.
01:00How do you want to go together?
01:02How young people?
01:03So what's going on?
01:08You are a pretty girl.
01:15What?
01:17Have a nice family.
01:19How how do you want to go?
01:20How people komme..
01:21How many hopefully?
01:24Why do they actually come together?
01:27How many of them come together?
01:28How manyעatic do you feel?
01:28What can't you feel?
01:28How muchãy do you feel?
01:29Did they fall here withreens' coming up?
01:29Let's go!
01:59A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:03Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27You want to take me
02:29Close it off line back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Come on over the box
02:33We're having a lot of games
02:35We're having a lot of games
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:38I really gonna get out soon
02:44Oh man I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:52I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:56I'll try a quick
02:59I'll try a quick
03:02I'm gonna tie a quick
03:09I'll try it
03:15I'll try it
03:18I'm ready
03:18I'm ready
03:21I'll try it
03:22Let's go
03:23I'll try it
03:25No, stop.
03:55Good job, just take a fucking hit.
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:06Nice try, get out with ya, you're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
04:39Uh, no thanks.
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Wanna know what you had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:20Hm?
05:20Uh, mm, mm.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03No.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22No, you come here.
09:25No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:27No, you come here.
09:27No, you come here.
09:28No, you come here.
09:29No, you come here.
09:31No, you come here.
09:32No, you come here.
09:33No, you come here.
09:35No, you come here.
09:38No, you come here.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:16Please don't go.
10:24Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:55Holy shit, Rosely.
10:59Thank you, okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:26It's you.
11:28He's okay.
11:30He's okay.
11:30He's alright.
11:39It's you.
11:40It's you.
11:41It's me.
11:42It's you.
11:45Oh, God.
11:45Oh, oh, oh.
11:48Oh.
11:50Oh.
11:53Are you, oh, oh.
11:55Oh, God, hold on her.
11:58Oh.
11:59Oh.
12:02Oh.
12:03Oh.
12:04Oh.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32Hey, we'll shower now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Linder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We're to wait.
13:23I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come and it was free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:52and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi.
14:56What an embarrassing and too a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:00A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:03and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:06chosen as his country's captain.
15:35All in there.
15:36All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:38Boys.
15:39Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:40Be nice, Fonny.
15:41Be nice to you.
15:42You fucking lost Latvia.
15:43Did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55See what I say this year, baby?
15:56We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:57Trust me.
15:58You look great in Soervani.
15:59Don't even stress.
15:59Oh, good one.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:07Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:11The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for him.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Hold on.
16:29I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:44I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:51I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:08Are you okay?
18:10Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36You need to meet him.
18:37Yes, of course.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you today,
18:44regardless of what you want.
18:47This is my honor.
18:49You must be proud of your honor.
18:51After yesterday,
18:54you won...
18:57...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:00And he is still drinking.
19:02How did you do it before?
19:04Is it not sad?
19:05Not sad, of course.
19:06But not so.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game, it's a game.
19:13It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to prove the hope you showed up in childhood.
19:19I'm playing better now than when I was.
19:22Our team is damaged.
19:24The team is not played.
19:25It's played?
19:26What is this American absurd?
19:28What is it played?
19:30You, captain, you make them played.
19:33You, captain, you always find someone who is guilty.
19:35You always find someone who is guilty.
19:36From childhood.
19:41Who did you do it?
19:45Your mother?
19:47She can't do it.
19:48What do you do?
19:52What do you think?
19:53No, my mom's mother.
19:56Mom died.
20:00You remember her mother?
20:08You remember her mother?
20:11You remember her mother?
20:16We need to go to the night of the night.
20:23To meet with the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29Are you ready?
20:30Let's go.
20:33Of course, he's always the same.
20:35Everything is always on the altar.
20:37But what do you do with him?
20:39No, he wasn't in the form.
20:41But Kochev, Kochev, he still stays.
20:43He needs to rest, he needs to rest.
20:45He has a prize for the United States.
20:47He needs to be good, good, good, good.
20:52It's not a problem with the leader.
20:55It's always a problem with the leader.
20:59He's always the same.
21:02I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:08You talk too much, especially when it comes to hockey.
21:13Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:16I'm going to bring him to the bar.
21:17He needs to be one more cup.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:26I'm an angel.
21:27It would be nice if I could remember this.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32I want to drink something interesting.
21:50I want to drink.
21:56That's a big deal.
22:04I think you played well.
22:06I would say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey,
22:13you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you.
22:19When I understand what it is, I blame you.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter.
22:26Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:28Your father is a fool who will kill you in any case.
22:32You have to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And you don't care about these crazy games,
22:38when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Is it true?
22:42Yes, it is true.
22:43The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:45The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:49I think you will win this year.
22:52This year?
22:53Yes, this year.
22:54I don't care about it.
22:54Because I think he's traumatized.
22:59Why do you know everything?
23:01It's an extra sense.
23:03You're traumatized.
23:05You're traumatized.
23:05You're traumatized.
23:08You're traumatized.
23:10You're traumatized.
23:12You're traumatized.
23:37You're traumatized.
23:40This year?
23:41I don't know what to do, but you need to agree with us.
23:47We'll see you in Boston.
23:49See you later.
23:56Well, what?
23:59How are you, Sasha?
24:04There is great.
24:06I just love this place.
24:08Just clubs with my head.
24:13Guys. Just a nice place.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well...
24:21You've seen the French boys?
24:24Right, Elia?
24:29Oh my God.
24:34Nothing at all.
24:35So...
24:36You don't want to know.
24:41Don't shoot.
24:42Don't shoot.
24:44Don't do anything else.
24:48Run, Sasha.
24:51You want to be silly?
24:56Oh yes.
25:08Don't shoot.
25:12The danger before it was caused by you.
25:15If you remember, don't change me.
25:21We're children, Sasha.
25:25Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:32That's right.
25:34That's right.
25:36That's right.
25:37Let's go somewhere else.
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
25:51I'll find a wedding.
25:54Okay.
26:03I'm here.
26:03Look out here.
26:06I was happy to see you.
26:22Okay.
26:24Captain's here.
26:26Gap! Gap! Gap! Gap! Gap!
26:29Just put him down. What am I supposed to do in this?
26:31I don't know, my mom told me to get hurt.
26:33Oh my god.
26:36There's ginger ale on the pitch
26:38Okay, playoffs are over, you cannot keep the beer
26:40That's not a rule, you just make that up
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately it is
26:44Fuck you, Hollander, you can barely even grow one
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish in red
26:49Fuck you, AJ
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden
26:52Boys, it's starting
26:55Turn it up
26:56It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside
26:59As we speak, you know that Gilya Rosanoff
27:01Wants this bad
27:02Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire
27:04Since the Olympic break
27:05A heartbreaking game for the Russians
27:07Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain
27:10He's on a tear, scoring ten goals
27:13Over the past six playoff games
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up
27:18Look
27:19I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored
27:22I don't give a fuck
27:24How I played two fucking nights ago
27:25I don't need to think about that
27:27That was yesterday, that was before
27:30Now, I only need one thing
27:34I need to win
27:38Here, at home, tonight
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California
27:44And humiliate them there
27:46But I want to hear our fans
27:48I want to hear them scream
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco
27:56I know you can do it
27:58I've seen you fucking do it
27:59I've seen every one of you do it
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight
28:06Because this
28:07Is our fucking night
28:10This is our fucking cup
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco
28:21Wait for this, we'll fuck you
28:23I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup
28:30Shane hates him the most
28:32What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff
28:35Of course
28:36But
28:36He's very good at hockey
28:38The best, probably
28:40Eh, nah
28:41You're the fucking best, Orlando
28:43Yeah
28:43Okay
28:44Not that animal
28:45Shit show
28:46Cocksucking Russia
28:48Now that is that
28:49The Boston Raiders
28:51Are your MLH champions
28:53What a comeback story
28:54This year
28:55For Julia Rosanoff
28:56The captain did absolutely
28:57Everything in these playoffs
28:59Leading his team
29:00Blocked shots
29:01In shots against
29:02And obviously
29:03The final match
29:06Imagine that, LeBron
29:08Oh no
29:11Woooo
29:12Woooo
29:13Woooo
29:13Woooo
29:15Woooo
29:16Woooo
29:16Woooo
29:16Woooo
29:16Woooo
29:16Woooo
29:20Woooo
29:21Woooo
29:29Woooo
29:32Woooo
29:35Woooo
29:36Woooo
29:37Wow, nice watch
29:37Can I give this year for free or what?
29:39Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:40Five seconds
29:41Yeah, 25 seconds
29:42Or even doing
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award
29:48I was busy
29:49It was who?
29:50Here, Ilya Rosanoff
29:51And Shane Hall
29:58But the most important thing
30:01Is the friends we make along the way
30:06Hey, before we give out next award
30:08Can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on
30:12When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine
30:15But hurry up
30:23Great
30:23Give me your number
30:25I'll text them to you
30:26No chance
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player
30:32Goes to
30:32You too
30:34I've called you
30:35You too
30:37Would you feel for me
30:38I never feel for you
30:38You too
30:39I never felt for you
30:39Thank you
30:45You too
30:46I never felt like
30:46Yeah, I took you
30:48I must, you
30:49Kind of
31:02I invite you
31:02Before you
31:14Well...
31:17What?
31:18What the fuck do you want, Rosenhof?
31:21You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:28and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:36Well?
31:40I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
31:45I want you to suck my dick.
31:59Maybe as nicely.
32:06Huh?
32:08Please.
32:13If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:23Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:43No.
32:47What?
32:49No.
32:52We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:58after.
33:00And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:14When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:23No.
33:23The New Yorker is boring.
33:25Mm-hmm.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:35Genetic.
33:41Let's make a deal.
33:43If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:51And if you win?
34:10Good luck tonight.
34:12Good luck tonight.
34:25Good luck today.
34:26I will not get into knowing.
34:31How are all the others.
34:37.
34:47See?"
34:48Whatever happened to you, too.
34:51Okay.
34:51Yeah, it's ready.
34:53What time are you ready?
34:54Yeah.
34:54Okay.
34:57Congratulations.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:24This is a good hotel.
36:27Very nice vodka.
36:29It's hard to find in America.
36:31Okay.
36:34Touch yourself.
36:36What?
36:36Show up for me. I want to watch you.
36:39You what?
36:40It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:45No shit.
36:46Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:49No, no, no.
36:50Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:52I'm not mad.
36:55No.
36:58No.
37:21It's my favorite.
37:28Do you want to know how it feels?
37:31How it feels?
37:33Holding the cup.
37:35You fucking asshole.
37:37I can barely describe it.
37:39Oh my God, Hollander.
37:53Fuck.
38:03Are you gonna fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:09I need...
38:12What?
38:13You know.
38:15Tell me.
38:18You?
38:24I need you.
39:05I need you.
39:08I need you.
39:08You?
39:12I need you.
39:13I need you.
39:16Oh my God.
39:19Oh my God.
39:25So, Russia this year was something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:40So, are you heading back soon?
39:43Back.
39:44To Russia for the summer?
39:48Oh, yes.
39:55Why?
39:58What do you mean, why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to, it's...
40:07It's home.
40:09Yeah, but...
40:11I don't know, is it safe?
40:15What do you mean, safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you, do you even like it there?
40:28What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:42Oh?
40:44Yeah, me too, I should, uh...
40:55So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:21Good.
41:43You probably don't know what it is.
41:43The way to wash your hands, I need a shower.
41:43Ooh, what is it?
41:46I will wash your hands, you need you narrow your hands.
41:46Oh, and what?
42:16Fuck.
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