#Aladdin #Comedy #Drama #Movie #FilmWorld #Thriller
A group of friends vacation on a lake front cabin and find Aladdin's ancient lamp which grants 3 terrible wishes.
Released: 2026-02-28
Genre: Thriller
Casts: Billy Blair, Devanny Pinn, Jonah Lewis, Indira Starr,
Duration: 84 min
Country: United States of America
Production: B22 Films, ITN Studios, ITN Distribution, ITN Studios
A group of friends vacation on a lake front cabin and find Aladdin's ancient lamp which grants 3 terrible wishes.
Released: 2026-02-28
Genre: Thriller
Casts: Billy Blair, Devanny Pinn, Jonah Lewis, Indira Starr,
Duration: 84 min
Country: United States of America
Production: B22 Films, ITN Studios, ITN Distribution, ITN Studios
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00:00:17For centuries, men have bled rivers and burned kingdoms to the ground for a cursed lamp.
00:00:24They call it magical, divine, a gift from the gods.
00:00:31Three wishes, just three, but they never see the truth, never hear the screams buried beneath each wish.
00:00:42Every wish carved in greed, every war lit by envy, empires rose with trembling hands and crumbled beneath the weight
00:00:52of what they thought they wanted.
00:00:54Blood spilled in the name of wistfulness, of dreams too frail to hold the weight of reality.
00:01:01I watched kings go mad from power they begged for.
00:01:05Lovers twist devotion into daggers.
00:01:09Brothers slit throats for promises that never came.
00:01:12I have seen miracles granted, and souls shattered in return.
00:01:17For this lamp does not grant joy.
00:01:20It exposes it.
00:01:21It corrupts it.
00:01:23And now, it sits in new hands.
00:01:26Yours, warm, waiting.
00:01:28So tell me, what could you possibly wish for that no one else has died trying to take?
00:01:37Yours, East Jennifer
00:01:46The spooky ghost takler to hold the Musik in.
00:01:47You know what?
00:01:55The spooky ghost is a spooky ghost.
00:01:57You know what?
00:02:22Oh, man.
00:02:43Yeah. Looks nice.
00:02:47It's big.
00:02:51Yeah, it's big.
00:02:54I mean, you could look at it as a bunch of small spaces put together in one.
00:03:02What? I'm just trying to be helpful. Jesus Christ.
00:03:06Okay, okay. Look, it's just three days, right?
00:03:12Yeah, it's three days.
00:03:18And we'll be out here first thing Monday morning, okay?
00:03:22It'll be like none of this ever happened, all right?
00:03:29Look, the doctor said in order to beat this thing, you've got to face it head on.
00:03:39You can't beat it by being afraid.
00:03:45That was good.
00:03:47Did you get that jam on a fortune cookie?
00:03:50Maybe.
00:03:58I'm just trying to help.
00:04:00Besides, it's a positive truth, huh?
00:04:08All right, so what do you say I grab the bags and meet you inside?
00:04:12Yeah?
00:04:18All right, door should be open. Go.
00:04:21I got it.
00:04:23Go.
00:04:24Keep walking.
00:04:27I'm serious. I'll be there.
00:04:28Go.
00:04:35Three days.
00:04:39Three fucking days.
00:04:42Three fucking days.
00:04:54Four fucks.
00:05:01Four...
00:05:03Four...
00:05:11Four...
00:05:13Four...
00:05:15Four...
00:05:23Four...
00:05:24I don't know.
00:06:06I don't know.
00:06:30I don't know.
00:07:03I don't know.
00:07:19I don't know.
00:07:20Everything okay?
00:07:21Oh, shit.
00:07:22I didn't mean to scare you.
00:07:27Too late for that.
00:07:30What were you doing?
00:07:32I, um, was looking at the woods.
00:07:39Looking at the woods?
00:07:41Yeah.
00:07:43You see anything interesting out there?
00:07:47Uh, no. Not really.
00:07:51Huh? Hmm.
00:07:54There's a lot of wildlife in those woods.
00:07:59Yeah.
00:08:01I reckon we'll see, uh, deer, bears, lions, tigers, all the...
00:08:10Okay, okay, all right, you're not helping.
00:08:12In fact, you're making it worse.
00:08:15Sorry.
00:08:17Hey, why don't we go pick out a room
00:08:19before the other ones get here, huh?
00:08:21Early bird gets his worm.
00:08:23Come on.
00:08:28Baby.
00:08:30Come on.
00:08:32Where are you going?
00:08:45No, that's all good, man.
00:08:48Yeah, just take your time.
00:08:49Yeah.
00:08:50We'll see you in the morning.
00:08:54Oh, yeah.
00:08:55The place is awesome.
00:08:57Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:58Wait till you see it.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:03Okay, well, we'll see you soon.
00:09:05Be careful.
00:09:07All right.
00:09:08Bye.
00:09:10Who's that?
00:09:13That was Derek.
00:09:16Something came up at the firm.
00:09:19Mel doesn't want to drive up alone.
00:09:22He doesn't want to make her wait.
00:09:25They'll be here in the morning.
00:09:27Okay.
00:09:30Hey, I left your bag up on the bed here
00:09:32if you want to unpack.
00:09:34And any of those chores are yours, you could have.
00:09:54Gosh.
00:10:12Honey.
00:10:13Rachel.
00:10:15What are you doing?
00:10:16What is it?
00:10:19Um...
00:10:20What is this?
00:10:22I don't know.
00:10:24I mean, it looks like one of those...
00:10:27lamps that you rub when Ginny comes out.
00:10:29Right?
00:10:30Right.
00:10:31No, I get that.
00:10:31I just...
00:10:32I mean, what is it doing in here?
00:10:34I don't know why it's doing there.
00:10:39I mean...
00:10:40Looks kind of cool.
00:10:42Looks very antique-y.
00:10:45Antique-y?
00:10:47You like stuff like that.
00:10:49Strange.
00:10:52What, you want me to call the owners?
00:10:54Let them know maybe somebody left it behind
00:10:56when they were checking out?
00:10:57Maybe.
00:10:58What?
00:11:02Um...
00:11:03No. Nothing. I...
00:11:06Who cares, right? It's just a lamp.
00:11:07No.
00:11:09Yeah. It's a lamp.
00:11:12Who cares?
00:11:16I'm gonna unpack, okay?
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:40Okay.
00:11:53Nobody wants to talk about me without her.
00:11:53You are the one that gotta.
00:11:58I hope I like it.
00:12:00Yeah, well I like it.
00:12:01Or...
00:12:11I'm gonna mention somebody right now.
00:12:12Okay.
00:12:17Choose a name from Jerusalem.
00:12:27Oh, my God.
00:12:55Oh, my God.
00:13:27Oh, my God.
00:14:16Oh, my God.
00:14:19Oh, my God.
00:14:28Well, it wasn't just that it smelled.
00:14:30I mean, it was a burrito and an even bolder decision.
00:14:34Oh, God.
00:14:35Now he's going to make himself out to be some kind of martyr.
00:14:37No, no, no, no, I'm not.
00:14:39It's just, it was like one of those places that sold boiling peanuts, windshield wipers,
00:14:43and probably meth.
00:14:45No, definitely meth.
00:14:47Definitely meth.
00:14:48I mean, the attendant handed me a key tied to a cinder block.
00:14:51A cinder block.
00:14:52Like, like, like I was going to break into Alcatraz just to take a fucking dump.
00:14:56Derek.
00:14:57What?
00:14:58He asked.
00:14:59He obviously wants to hear the story.
00:15:00No, no, I do.
00:15:01I want to please continue.
00:15:02Please.
00:15:02Okay.
00:15:03Anyway, thank you.
00:15:04Um, rusted knife, flickering light.
00:15:07I mean, somebody definitely died in there once.
00:15:11Probably.
00:15:14The toilet, I mean, looked like it witnessed crimes.
00:15:16Seat was cracked, floor was sticky, and the graffiti on the wall said shit like,
00:15:22even Satan wouldn't shit here.
00:15:24What the fuck?
00:15:25Are you serious?
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:27Ha ha!
00:15:28All right.
00:15:29Anyway, I hovered.
00:15:31I sweat.
00:15:32I said a prayer.
00:15:35And just when I thought I was in the clear, the door flung open.
00:15:39What?
00:15:40Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Forgot to lash it.
00:15:42What?
00:15:42Yep.
00:15:43I met a trucker named Gene E.
00:15:46Gene E?
00:15:47Yeah, he, uh...
00:15:48Two words?
00:15:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:50Me and him made soul-shattering eye contact.
00:15:55Wow.
00:15:56Screamed.
00:15:57I don't think either of us will ever love again.
00:15:59Ha ha ha!
00:16:01But hey, that burrito,
00:16:03though, huh?
00:16:04Oh, fuck, dude.
00:16:05It was totally worth it.
00:16:06Ha ha ha!
00:16:07All right, corner pocket right there.
00:16:09Hey, there she is.
00:16:12Ah, somebody slipped in.
00:16:14Yeah, I didn't realize I slept in.
00:16:17Well, that's okay.
00:16:18It's the first night, new place, right?
00:16:20Maybe you want a beer?
00:16:22Uh, no, thanks.
00:16:23Oh, please drink with me.
00:16:25I cannot suffer through these two idiots on my own.
00:16:28Oh.
00:16:29Maybe later.
00:16:30So how do you like the cabin?
00:16:32It's fine.
00:16:33It's nice.
00:16:34I wasn't sure with, um, uh, the...
00:16:38the condition.
00:16:39Oh, um...
00:16:42Well, we're working on it.
00:16:43The doctor said that, uh,
00:16:45the weekend would be good for her, you know,
00:16:47that she needed the face of peers kind of thing.
00:16:50Yeah, right?
00:16:53Well, I'm gonna grab our bags from the car.
00:16:56Do you want to show Mel to our den of love for the weekend?
00:16:59Yeah, Chris.
00:17:01Come on, you're helping.
00:17:02Oh, I am?
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:06I guess I am.
00:17:08Maybe I'll leave you a beer.
00:17:09Okay.
00:17:09Okay.
00:17:13Let's go, burrito boy.
00:17:16Okay.
00:17:17Show me the digs.
00:17:18All right, show me what's up.
00:17:41Oh, I feel better.
00:17:42Um, so obviously this is us,
00:17:44but the one in the back is just as big.
00:17:45What the heck is this?
00:17:47Um, nothing.
00:17:49It's just, uh, a lamp that was here, uh,
00:17:51last night when I got in.
00:17:52Oh, it's weird, right?
00:17:54It's beautiful.
00:17:55It's like, you know,
00:17:57this is, like, one of those old basement finds
00:17:59that's worth, like, a zillion dollars on that one show.
00:18:04Uh, maybe.
00:18:05I don't know.
00:18:06Huh.
00:18:07So it's just here when you arrived?
00:18:10Yep, just there in the drawer.
00:18:12Huh.
00:18:13I wonder if it grants wishes.
00:18:15You know, like, from the stories,
00:18:17you rub it, you get a wish.
00:18:19Yeah, I know the stories.
00:18:20Um, I'm just messing with you.
00:18:23Hey, babe!
00:18:24Babe!
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:26Oh, there you are.
00:18:27Hey.
00:18:28Hey.
00:18:28I have a huge jacuzzi.
00:18:30You in?
00:18:30Right now?
00:18:31Hell yeah, right now.
00:18:34What's that?
00:18:35Uh, nothing.
00:18:36It's just a lamp that was here
00:18:37when Jake and I got in.
00:18:39Looks like one of those magic rub things.
00:18:41A magic rub thing?
00:18:43This is a magic lamp?
00:18:46Grants you wishes?
00:18:47Ring a bell?
00:18:48Yeah.
00:18:49Okay, well, that's what I said, so...
00:18:51Anyway, rub that shit out
00:18:52and let's get in the hot tub.
00:18:54Okay.
00:18:55You're not really gonna rub it, are you?
00:18:56Why not?
00:18:58Because that's a myth.
00:19:00Okay, if it's a myth,
00:19:01then no harm in trying, right?
00:19:03For fun?
00:19:03No, it's just for fun.
00:19:04It's just for fun.
00:19:05It's fine, it's fine.
00:19:06I'll just wish for a teeny, tiny, small wish.
00:19:09No big deal.
00:19:10Watch.
00:19:11Um, okay.
00:19:16I wish for...
00:19:20a million dollars.
00:19:29See?
00:19:30I'm still broke.
00:19:32Lamp doesn't work.
00:19:33It's bikini time.
00:19:34Mwah.
00:19:34I don't know.
00:20:26I don't know.
00:20:35I don't know.
00:21:13I don't know.
00:21:34I don't know.
00:22:08I don't know.
00:22:42I don't know.
00:22:45I don't know.
00:23:05I don't know.
00:23:06You said you found it?
00:23:08Yeah.
00:23:10I heard a knock on the door and I opened it up and this was on the porch.
00:23:14What do we do?
00:23:15Should we call someone?
00:23:16Like who?
00:23:17I don't know.
00:23:18The police.
00:23:19And say what?
00:23:21Hey, help.
00:23:22We found a big bag of cash.
00:23:24I don't know.
00:23:24Maybe someone lost it or something.
00:23:26On the front porch in the middle of the night?
00:23:28Yeah, I agree with Matt.
00:23:29We should call the police.
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:29Have you tried counting it?
00:23:31Have you tried counting it?
00:23:31It's exactly a million dollars.
00:23:34A million dollars?
00:23:35To the cent.
00:23:36Freaking weird, right?
00:23:38Oh, yeah.
00:23:39My two cents?
00:23:39We split it four ways.
00:23:41You know, it's only fair.
00:23:42How's that fair?
00:23:44There's four of us.
00:23:45We found it together.
00:23:47First of all, I found it.
00:23:49I was there in spirit.
00:23:51Why, you were passed out drunk?
00:23:52Okay, no, we're not keeping the money.
00:23:55Honey.
00:23:55We're not keeping it.
00:23:56Jake, this is wrong, okay?
00:23:57A bag of cash just lands on our porch in the middle of the night.
00:24:00You know, we don't know where it came from.
00:24:01That alone doesn't scare the hell out of you.
00:24:03Yeah, that really scares me.
00:24:05Not really.
00:24:06Okay, you know what?
00:24:06It should, Derek.
00:24:15We're calling the police.
00:24:23All right.
00:24:25All right, let me go get my phone.
00:24:29But I fucking hate it.
00:24:31You don't think it was a...
00:24:33No.
00:24:35Because that's impossible.
00:24:37Right.
00:24:38Right.
00:24:39This is just a coincidence.
00:24:41Okay.
00:24:42It's a coincidence.
00:24:43Totally.
00:24:44It's just a coincidence.
00:24:45Okay.
00:24:48Yep.
00:24:49Yep.
00:24:49I don't know.
00:25:25Are you doing okay?
00:25:27Yeah, I think so.
00:25:29Is it the...
00:25:32Meg...
00:25:34Megalophobia?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36No. I mean, yeah, that's always there.
00:25:41But, um...
00:25:42No, I was just, uh...
00:25:45I was wondering if we should tell the guys about the whole wishing on the lamp thing.
00:25:51I don't know.
00:25:52Derek is still pretty mad.
00:25:54You want to let them keep the money?
00:25:57Okay.
00:25:58I know.
00:26:00But he's always mad these days.
00:26:01I'm not even surprised.
00:26:03What do you mean?
00:26:07Um...
00:26:08We've been trying to get pregnant.
00:26:12Oh.
00:26:13Thanks.
00:26:13Mel, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:18I painted the room yellow.
00:26:21Hopeful, they say. Neutral.
00:26:23That room has been yellow for two years now.
00:26:30Two years of vitamins and apps and thermometers and...
00:26:35That damn clock that just keeps ticking louder and louder and louder every single month.
00:26:40It's like...
00:26:41Do you know what it's like to hope and to grieve every 28 days?
00:26:49It's awful.
00:26:50I'm sorry.
00:26:54People say to just relax.
00:26:56It'll happen when you're not trying.
00:26:59But they don't see the stacks of negative tests in my bathroom trash or...
00:27:04The tears that I cry.
00:27:05Because I don't want him to think he's failing me too.
00:27:09And I've tried everything.
00:27:11I've tried organic foods and...
00:27:13No caffeine and acupuncture and I've prayed.
00:27:19I've really, really prayed.
00:27:21And every time I go in that room and it's empty...
00:27:26I feel like I'm being punished for something that I don't remember doing.
00:27:31And I know I'd make a good mom.
00:27:33I know it.
00:27:34I can feel it in my bones.
00:27:38But maybe that's not enough.
00:27:40Maybe wanting something with your whole entire heart isn't a guarantee.
00:27:45And maybe just some room stay yellow forever.
00:27:52Kaya.
00:27:55I wish I had the right words, you know?
00:27:59I'm sorry.
00:28:06I wish that I was pregnant.
00:28:10I wish that I was pregnant.
00:28:31Jake, where the hell are you guys?
00:28:33Come on.
00:28:34I called you like ten times.
00:28:36Call me back.
00:28:40They went to take the money to the police station.
00:28:43They weren't happy about it either.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:50What?
00:28:51What is it?
00:28:57It's positive.
00:28:59The lamp?
00:29:00It worked.
00:29:01Oh my god.
00:29:02It really worked.
00:29:05It's incredible.
00:29:07Oh my god.
00:29:08Oh.
00:29:10Oh.
00:29:11Hey, mom.
00:29:12I'm okay.
00:29:13I'm okay.
00:29:14I'm okay.
00:29:15Mom.
00:29:16Oh my god.
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:17Okay.
00:29:18Hey.
00:29:18Hey.
00:29:18You're all right.
00:29:19You're all right.
00:29:20What's wrong?
00:29:21Tell me what's wrong.
00:29:21I don't know.
00:29:23Your stomach?
00:29:24Are you okay?
00:29:24Are you okay?
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:26Okay.
00:29:26Oh my god.
00:29:27Hey, no.
00:29:28No, no, no, no.
00:29:29Oh shit.
00:29:30Oh shit.
00:29:31What?
00:29:31What?
00:29:32You're bleeding.
00:29:33You're bleeding.
00:29:34What?
00:29:34Are you okay?
00:29:35What?
00:29:36What?
00:29:38Oh my god.
00:29:39Oh my god.
00:29:40Oh my god.
00:29:40It's a lot.
00:29:40Oh my god.
00:29:42Okay.
00:29:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:29:43You're okay.
00:29:43You're all right.
00:29:44You're...
00:29:45It's probably...
00:29:47Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:29:49Oh my god.
00:29:50Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:29:51Hey, hey.
00:29:51Are you okay?
00:29:52Are you okay?
00:29:52Oh my god.
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:53Now, hold on.
00:29:54Hold on.
00:29:55Hold on.
00:29:55Oh my god.
00:29:56Stop.
00:29:56Stay.
00:29:56Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:29:57Okay.
00:29:58Shh.
00:29:58You're mine.
00:29:59We're too rough.
00:30:01Hey.
00:30:02Oh my god.
00:30:03Yes.
00:30:04Yes.
00:30:04Please, please help me.
00:30:05Please, please.
00:30:06I'm right out of here.
00:30:17Tell me exactly what happened.
00:30:21EMS said that she has a hemorrhage.
00:30:23What?
00:30:24She's bleeding from her...
00:30:26Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:30:30What?
00:30:30The doctors didn't think to take her in to the hospital?
00:30:33No, they did, and I tried, but she refused.
00:30:36And I tried to call you, but, uh...
00:30:38Yeah, I don't know.
00:30:39Service sucks in this place.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:41Not to mention we had to drive 40 fucking miles to the police station because you wanted us
00:30:45to give the money back.
00:30:46Hey, hey, hey.
00:30:46Don't yell at me just because you weren't here.
00:30:48Well, it looks pretty fucking bad when two assholes show up to an Oklahoma police station
00:30:53with a duffel bag full of money!
00:30:55All right, all right, all right, all right, all right!
00:30:56Shut up!
00:30:59Let's talk about this outside, okay?
00:31:07Hey, come on.
00:31:09Hey, buddy.
00:31:23Rachel?
00:31:25What the fuck happened in there?
00:31:34The lamp.
00:31:36What is she talking about?
00:31:38What lamp?
00:31:39What the...
00:31:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:41The lamp in the bedroom?
00:31:43The one that we found when we checked in?
00:31:46What about it?
00:31:55Okay, look.
00:31:57Mel found the lamp and rubbed it and jokingly wished for a million dollars.
00:32:03Oh, God.
00:32:04But then it showed up.
00:32:07And we were inside on the stairs, and she was telling me how she couldn't get pregnant.
00:32:12And so she took the lamp, and she wished for it, and then the next thing I know, she's
00:32:16showing me a pregnancy test, and it's positive.
00:32:19But then she's on the floor, screaming in pain and bleeding, and so that's what I call the
00:32:24ambulance.
00:32:26I...
00:32:27All right, Rachel.
00:32:28I know, I know it's...
00:32:29I know it sounds crazy.
00:32:30I know, but that's what happens, okay?
00:32:32This is...
00:32:33Wait, wait, wait.
00:32:34She told you she was pregnant?
00:32:38Yeah, she showed me the pregnancy test.
00:32:40This is fucking insane.
00:32:41You guys are fucking with me, right?
00:32:42No, I...
00:32:46I mean...
00:32:50All right.
00:32:52Where...
00:32:52Where's the lamp?
00:32:59Come on, let's go find it.
00:33:13Rachel?
00:33:16Today?
00:33:17Today?
00:33:19Today?
00:33:58All right.
00:34:01So how does this thing work if we want to undo everything, huh?
00:34:07I don't know.
00:34:08What do you mean you don't know?
00:34:10I mean, I don't know. I don't make the rules on this.
00:34:14Okay, sorry.
00:34:14All right. How about if I just make a wish for everything to go back the way it was before
00:34:22Mel made the first wish?
00:34:24But she's pregnant.
00:34:28Yeah, Derek, but she's sick, remember?
00:34:30You have no idea what that baby would mean to her.
00:34:32Oh, Jesus.
00:34:33To us.
00:34:34At what cost? You know, we don't know anything about this lamp.
00:34:36Okay, hear me out.
00:34:39We all agree the third wish is to undo this mess.
00:34:44Right?
00:34:46Right?
00:34:48It's worth a shot.
00:34:50Yeah.
00:34:53All right.
00:34:56I'll do it.
00:35:01Just pick it up or what do I do?
00:35:03Oh, yeah. Go for it.
00:35:06Oh, shit.
00:35:12Just going to stare at it?
00:35:13What? Hang on, man.
00:35:16Good for this shit out.
00:35:26Ah!
00:35:29Oh!
00:35:30Oh!
00:35:33No.
00:35:47Well?
00:35:50So how long does it take before it works?
00:35:53I don't know.
00:35:54Last time it kind of just worked.
00:36:05The fuck was that?
00:36:31Mel?
00:36:38It just came out.
00:36:57what's wrong with it wrong with it nothing's wrong with it it's our child
00:37:04no babe maybe we should get you to see a doctor you know check the both of you out
00:37:13may your eyes forever see the shadows that watch you
00:37:17even when you're alone and may your heartbeat echo loudest just before they drag you into the dark
00:37:37bell
00:37:40turn
00:37:44hey what's up what is it
00:38:33derrick
00:38:35hey buddy hey what the hell was that back there man what's wrong that isn't mel
00:38:41and that's not my baby what what
00:38:46it all has to go back to the way it was before before the magic for mel the money it
00:38:53has to go
00:38:53back okay what do you mean by that's not mel back there man talk to me buddy i know my
00:38:59fucking wife jake okay and that that wasn't her don't with me wait would you relax listen to me man
00:39:10just just tell me what you saw all right hang in there man
00:39:15what do you mean that's not your baby
00:39:22we'll burn it
00:39:23what wait wait in the fire
00:39:27we're gonna burn one in the fire
00:39:30oh god damn it would you stay with mel please stay with mel
00:40:02you're my best friend
00:40:03you're my best friend talk to me please
00:40:15you've never had a friend like me
00:40:33you've never had a friend like me
00:40:40hey man hey hey bro take it easy hey take it easy bro hey relax jesus christ what the
00:40:48fuck is wrong with you it isn't a baby what the does that mean it isn't a baby what what
00:40:55did you see
00:40:56we have to destroy the lamp
00:40:59hang on okay time out hey listen to me listen to me let's think about this shit okay all right
00:41:10what if to undo all this fucking shit let's do that lamp right because if we destroy it we don't
00:41:18change anything right think about it right okay so if the lamp got us in this mess in the first
00:41:25place
00:41:26maybe it'll get us out of it huh let's just think about it okay yeah yeah yeah okay thank god
00:41:40so how do we do that that's a damn good question
00:41:51i don't know man i guess i'll get my laptop and do a little research see where this thing came
00:41:58from
00:41:58right okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay you're gonna
00:42:02scare me homeboy i'm sorry i'm gonna shit my pants man just fucking doing this huh
00:42:09Right there.
00:42:36All right.
00:42:41Well, it says there was a kingdom hidden beneath the shifting dunes of the Chitauri called Ardashar, a city of
00:42:50flame and silence.
00:42:53In its heart stood a temple carved into a mountain of black glass where fire priests worshipped Zarquin, the spirit
00:43:03of boundless desire.
00:43:06The priests discovered that by binding a soul to flame, they could harness the raw power of witchcraft.
00:43:14But the ritual demanded the willing sacrifice of a pure heart, someone untouched by greed, vengeance, or fear.
00:43:23Enter Aladdin, a young boy orphaned in the Great Sand Wars.
00:43:28He was kind, curious, and known for helping strangers despite his own hunger.
00:43:34The priests sang his soul's purity, promising peace and purpose, and returned for one final act to become the first
00:43:44wish bearer.
00:43:46Aladdin agreed, and the ritual succeeded.
00:43:49Succeed how?
00:43:53The soul, now Fire Incarnate, could grant any three wishes.
00:44:01But the magic was so volatile, it threatened to consume the whole world, to protect it.
00:44:09The pre-sealed Aladdin's essence in a brass lamp forged from meteorite and cooled in the tears of a mourning
00:44:17goddess.
00:44:18The lamp was hidden beneath the temple, guarded by a shifting labyrinth and sound-bound curses.
00:44:26Okay, so, how do we reverse the wishes?
00:44:30It doesn't say.
00:44:32Fuck this. I'm checking on Mel.
00:44:39But you made the third wish.
00:44:41But it says the lamp doesn't judge, and the intentions of the wisher determine whether their desires bloom or backfire.
00:44:51Because magic, like fire, only reveals who we truly are.
00:44:56I don't understand why it didn't work like last time.
00:44:59That's what I'm trying to figure out, but it doesn't fucking say it in there.
00:45:08Maybe we need to look somewhere else.
00:45:32Thanks.
00:45:36Mel.
00:45:37What is it?
00:45:38Are you okay?
00:45:40Mm-hmm.
00:45:42Everything's okay.
00:45:44Everything is exactly as it should be now.
00:45:48Pete, what are you saying?
00:46:01Don't move.
00:46:02This will hurt at all if you don't move.
00:46:07Mel.
00:46:08It's okay.
00:46:11It's okay.
00:46:13It's okay.
00:46:35If we're forgetting everything else, which we can't.
00:46:39Why would the lamp be here for us to find?
00:46:44Maybe whoever had it last left it here.
00:46:47Maybe whoever had it last left it here.
00:47:01Yeah, but why?
00:47:05Well, Terry said that Mel was acting out of the ordinary and that the baby wasn't his.
00:47:12I mean, what's up with that?
00:47:14I mean, what's up with that?
00:47:14What does that mean?
00:47:17Pure heart.
00:47:19What?
00:47:20From your story.
00:47:21Um, someone untouched by vengeance, greed, or fear.
00:47:26What's more pure than a newborn baby?
00:47:30So this Aladdin character is in the lamp.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:34Two wishes already done.
00:47:37Yeah.
00:47:39They both came true.
00:47:43I made a wish for everything to go back to normal, and nothing happens.
00:47:51What's up with that?
00:47:54I mean, the intentions of the wisher determine whether their desires bloom or backfire, because
00:48:06magic like fire only reveals who we truly are.
00:48:12That's what you read, right?
00:48:16So the wisher has to express all those things.
00:48:27So what are you trying to say, that I'm shady or something?
00:48:31No.
00:48:34Um, I'm saying that maybe you need to come clean about something.
00:48:42In order for the wish to come true.
00:48:46Come clean about what?
00:48:51I don't know.
00:48:54Um, but I do know that with my condition, Aladdin would see me as someone who's full of fear.
00:49:04Which I am.
00:49:09I mean, there's nothing.
00:49:15Hey.
00:49:16Jake.
00:49:17He never did anything.
00:49:22Whatever it is, I can handle it.
00:49:31Come on, we're a friend.
00:49:50I was going to leave you after the weekend.
00:50:12I mean, it's just like, you know, every day, I pack that same bag over and over, thinking
00:50:21I'm finally going to leave out that door, but I don't.
00:50:30In fact, I just sit there on the edge of the bed and stare at that doorknob like if it's
00:50:36some final exam that I haven't even studied for.
00:50:41I mean, it's not that I don't want to go.
00:50:44I do.
00:50:47I have for months.
00:50:55It's just, you know, when you build your life around somebody, you know, it's leaving.
00:51:02It's like ripping your skin off, but I don't know who I am without us.
00:51:12And maybe that's the scariest part.
00:51:16You know, not the leaving, but the after.
00:51:22You have to.
00:51:25There's the guilt that it's heavy.
00:51:30I mean, it's just like, you know, every step towards the door, I feel like I'm just crushing
00:51:39someone else's chest and, and just the thought of looking at your face, knowing that I'm gone.
00:51:48I mean, you know, the confusion, the hurt.
00:51:56And as I heard, I hate that I'm the one that put that look there.
00:52:02I know.
00:52:03You didn't ask for this.
00:52:06You didn't break anything.
00:52:10It's me.
00:52:12It was your condition that broke me.
00:52:16Somewhere along the way.
00:52:19And now I'm trying to fix my life without shattering you.
00:52:28So how do you leave someone kindly?
00:52:32How do I walk away without feeling on the bad guy?
00:52:37You don't.
00:52:39You just go.
00:52:41And I hate you for it.
00:52:45I'm sorry that my chemical imbalance is too much for you to handle.
00:52:52But the fear of big objects.
00:52:57I mean, I didn't even know that that was a thing.
00:53:00Remember the basketball game?
00:53:02We had to turn around and go back home.
00:53:04Those tickets were a birthday present.
00:53:07I missed half the game because we were sitting in traffic.
00:53:10Because you were having a panic attack.
00:53:12Oh, God.
00:53:13Poor you.
00:53:14Poor you.
00:53:15Yeah, maybe.
00:53:16Maybe poor me for a change.
00:53:23What the fuck is that?
00:53:26You're allowed to run out of the ship.
00:53:28Oh, God.
00:53:44I was so under the ship.
00:53:45Don't worry.
00:53:46You're still under the ship.
00:53:46You're still under the ship.
00:53:47What are you doing?
00:53:47You're still under the ship.
00:53:48You're still under the ship.
00:54:03What the hell?
00:54:10It's great.
00:54:11What?
00:54:13Both the cars are missing.
00:54:15Both of them.
00:54:20Well, maybe Mel and Derek left.
00:54:23I mean, that's fine.
00:54:24But ours is missing, too.
00:54:27Explain that one.
00:54:30I'm going to check what's up, man.
00:54:32It's fucking bullshit.
00:54:42Oh, shit!
00:54:50What the fuck happened?
00:54:53Oh, shit!
00:55:02Where is it?
00:55:03Where's the fucking lamp, Rachel?
00:55:06Find it, Rachel.
00:55:07Where the fuck is the lamp?
00:55:12Huh?
00:55:14I don't know.
00:55:15You don't know.
00:55:16It was here.
00:55:17I don't know.
00:55:18Fuck.
00:55:19Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:55:23Where's fucking Mel?
00:55:26Maybe she took the cars.
00:55:31Look.
00:55:33Look, we need to get the hell out of here.
00:55:35Not until I make that third wish.
00:55:41Looking for something?
00:55:46Well, what the hell did you do?
00:55:50The sacrifice.
00:55:52Well, two of them, really.
00:56:01You killed Derek.
00:56:03Uh-huh.
00:56:05And the baby.
00:56:10Because the master asked me to.
00:56:14The master?
00:56:17The wish bearer.
00:56:20Aladdin.
00:56:23No.
00:56:25Put the fucking knife down.
00:56:28Give me the lamp.
00:56:32This needs to end right now.
00:56:34Please.
00:56:35Derek's fucking dead.
00:56:37Mel, put the fucking knife down.
00:56:39It's too late for that.
00:56:41The wish bearer's coming back to make the third wish, and when he does, everyone will know his wrath.
00:56:48All I have to do is wish for him to be free.
00:56:51Mel, please.
00:56:55This curse was cast as fire and brimstone.
00:56:59It came in whispers.
00:57:01Choices made.
00:57:03Pain.
00:57:04Things that were buried that were supposed to stay buried.
00:57:08But curses, the real ones, they're born from guilt.
00:57:13Truth twisted just enough to rot.
00:57:18And then, give me the lamp.
00:57:24You.
00:57:27Why you?
00:57:31Because I'm tired.
00:57:35Left in the curse, the man's the sacrifice.
00:57:41And I used to take that bit with blood.
00:57:45But now I know.
00:57:48It's about facing it.
00:57:52Owning it.
00:57:54All of it.
00:57:57Every broken promise.
00:57:59Every lie.
00:58:02Every night, I pretended that I wasn't the father.
00:58:10Just let the curse end with me, okay?
00:58:15And that's a poor soul that comes stumbling across that fucking lamp.
00:58:23Let me set Aladdin free.
00:58:28Wish for the wish bearer to be free.
00:58:58I wish that none of this had ever happened.
00:59:03I wish that none of this had ever happened.
00:59:06I wish that none of this had ever happened.
00:59:09I wish that none of this had ever happened.
00:59:11I wish that all of this had ever happened.
00:59:12Bye, Bruce.
00:59:35Oh, God.
00:59:46Yeah, it looks nice, right?
00:59:54Oh, um, I say it's big.
01:00:01I mean, yeah, it's big.
01:00:02I mean, it's 400 a night.
01:00:13Then you asked me about the condition.
01:00:22What condition?
01:00:27What are you talking about, Rachel?
01:00:30What condition?
01:00:36Um, I...
01:00:38Nothing, sorry, forget it, I...
01:00:40Yeah, so we go and get a room real quick before the others get here, right?
01:00:45Is that good?
01:00:47Hey, there they are!
01:00:49What took you guys so long?
01:00:51Man, I thought we were doing great timing.
01:00:54I thought for sure we'd beat you two here.
01:00:56Afraid not.
01:00:58Let me guess.
01:01:00You got the best room.
01:01:01Afraid so.
01:01:03But hey, come in, it's, the place is amazing.
01:01:06You'll definitely be comfortable.
01:01:07Come on, check it out!
01:01:11You see this, babe?
01:01:15Babe, what is the matter?
01:01:21I've done this before.
01:01:25It...
01:01:25What?
01:01:26It...
01:01:27It was different.
01:01:28I...
01:01:29What do you mean we've done this before?
01:01:31We've never been here before.
01:01:33This is our first time here.
01:01:34Yes.
01:01:35What are you talking about?
01:01:39Oh.
01:01:41Honey.
01:01:48Hey, why don't you go inside, and I'll be there a minute.
01:01:54You sure?
01:01:58Okay.
01:02:18So, you want to know why we're really late?
01:02:20Why?
01:02:23Well, I had to stop at this one stand that sold bean burritos.
01:02:27Oh, God.
01:02:28Why the...
01:02:30Right?
01:02:31See where I'm going with this?
01:02:31I'd say so.
01:02:32Well, fast forward an hour down the road, right?
01:02:35I had to stop over this dumpy gas station.
01:02:39Same place, you know, that sells boiled peanuts, windshield wipers, possibly meth, right?
01:02:46Definitely meth.
01:02:47Anyways, it had the rusted handle, flickering lights.
01:02:50I mean, the whole place looked like a witness of crime or two in there, right?
01:02:56You know?
01:02:56Fucking toilet looked like that.
01:02:57I mean, you'd definitely see some crime there, right?
01:03:00Had to crack seat, sticky freaking floors.
01:03:04There was even a graffiti on the wall that said even Satan would even shit here.
01:03:10You know what?
01:03:11You know what?
01:03:11Um, I'm gonna...
01:03:14I'm gonna go lay down.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:16Um, yeah.
01:03:17Do you...
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:20Yeah.
01:03:21Yeah, I, um...
01:03:23I think that I'm just a little tired from the drive, and so, um...
01:03:28Yeah, yeah.
01:03:28Yeah, sure.
01:03:29Go ahead.
01:03:29We'll be here when you get up.
01:03:45It was so bad.
01:03:47I mean, I'm afraid I don't think it was spanking me right in the back of the back door, man.
01:03:53I'm, like, hovering over the toilet, sweating, saying a prayer, like, dear God, let it come out!
01:03:59Oh, I want to suck!
01:04:19Looking for something?
01:04:21Um, just having a look around.
01:04:25Oh.
01:04:26In there?
01:04:28Yeah.
01:04:29Um...
01:04:30There's nothing.
01:04:38So the...
01:04:39The baby...
01:04:44What about him?
01:04:50He requires a replacement.
01:04:54Who?
01:04:56The wish bearer.
01:05:00He needs someone to take his place.
01:05:05Take his place where?
01:05:09Inside the lamp, of course.
01:05:15Mel.
01:05:16Mel, please.
01:05:17I don't...
01:05:18I don't know what this is.
01:05:21Yeah, you do.
01:05:24Why don't we talk about it in the living room.
01:05:27Okay?
01:05:28Come on.
01:05:31Come on.
01:05:34Come on.
01:05:35Come on.
01:05:39I don't know.
01:06:10Rachel.
01:06:12Jake.
01:06:17What's going on?
01:06:20You lifted the curse.
01:06:23We did.
01:06:26But you just don't lift the curse.
01:06:28That's not how it works.
01:06:30Curses are woven, thread by thread, word by word.
01:06:37Every lie.
01:06:38Every wound.
01:06:40Every selfish act.
01:06:43It all knots together.
01:06:45A witch says a few creepy words.
01:06:47Something goes poof.
01:06:49You grow a tail.
01:06:50You turn into a frog.
01:06:52But the real ones, the ones we make ourselves, they're slower.
01:06:58They don't strike like lightning.
01:07:00They settle in, quietly, deeply.
01:07:04You fix it by going back.
01:07:07And not with a lamp or magic.
01:07:11But with truth.
01:07:13With humility.
01:07:15You face the people you wronged.
01:07:18You face yourself.
01:07:21You pick up the mess you made.
01:07:24Even if it takes a lifetime.
01:07:26Because the one thing they don't tell you,
01:07:29is the curse doesn't break whenever everything goes back to normal.
01:07:34The curse breaks when you change and you stop passing it down.
01:07:40But if we keep going, stitch by stitch, tear by tear, or aren't we even the damage?
01:07:53Maybe if we keep going, it could be replaced by something more powerful.
01:08:00Something whole.
01:08:03A whole new world.
01:08:09But I didn't do anything wrong.
01:08:12The sacrifice.
01:08:15You're the only one that didn't suffer.
01:08:18Exactly.
01:08:19We'll be there by now.
01:08:22Hell, we have a new one to offer.
01:08:25To Aladdin.
01:08:27The wish bearer.
01:08:30It's us.
01:08:33Can't you see?
01:08:36Three wishes.
01:08:38Three friends.
01:08:40But I...
01:08:43You wished for this all to end.
01:08:44It was there.
01:08:45I watched you wish for it to go back to the way it was before.
01:08:53It's too late for that, Rachel.
01:08:54I already made the third wish before you stabbed me in the back.
01:09:00Literally.
01:09:12I wish for you to be free.
01:09:39So.
01:09:40Now to fulfill Aladdin's prophecy, we must replace the soul.
01:09:46With another.
01:09:49Yours.
01:09:51You're gonna...
01:09:51You're gonna try to put me in the lamp?
01:09:55We aren't gonna try.
01:09:56We will.
01:09:57And that's where you'll stay.
01:09:59Until someone else finds it and is granted three new wishes.
01:10:02If they find it.
01:10:06You see.
01:10:09In order for a curse to end.
01:10:12To be whole.
01:10:15We'll destroy it after you're inside.
01:10:18So what happens to me then?
01:10:21You'll be lost forever.
01:10:22The same fate that was bestowed upon Aladdin many centuries ago.
01:10:26No.
01:10:27We need to start the ritual.
01:10:29Yeah.
01:10:29We're wasting time.
01:10:30Let's get on with it.
01:10:31Jing!
01:10:32Take her outside.
01:10:33Bring the lamp.
01:10:35No!
01:10:35Jing!
01:10:36Jing!
01:10:40Jing!
01:10:44Jing!
01:10:45Jing!
01:10:46Jing!
01:10:46Jing!
01:11:00Hey.
01:11:01What page number is it again?
01:11:03Jesus Christ.
01:11:05How the hell do you lose the page number?
01:11:06I don't know.
01:11:07It's not like it's bookmarked or anything.
01:11:09Just saying.
01:11:10It's a pretty important piece of information.
01:11:12You'd think to jot the page number down.
01:11:14With what?
01:11:15I don't know.
01:11:16A pencil?
01:11:17A sharpie?
01:11:18It doesn't matter.
01:11:19Okay.
01:11:19If you can do a better job, you fucking do it.
01:11:22I will.
01:11:23At least I don't know what fucking page to turn to.
01:11:25Uh-huh.
01:11:31What page number was it?
01:11:32Oh, my God!
01:11:33Just give me the damn book, okay?
01:11:35I'll find it.
01:11:43Right here.
01:11:47Page 142.
01:11:48I guess you guys are keeping score.
01:11:50Hmm?
01:11:53Because we need a blade.
01:11:55It says you take three drops of her blood, and you pour it directly into the lab.
01:12:02Okay?
01:12:05Do we have a knife?
01:12:07Are you serious?
01:12:08That was my job, too.
01:12:10I take her out of the room.
01:12:11I'm in charge of the book.
01:12:11I'm in charge of the knife.
01:12:12Can someone else do something?
01:12:14All right.
01:12:16Forget it.
01:12:16I'll do it.
01:12:17Good.
01:12:19Jake.
01:12:19Jake.
01:12:20Please.
01:12:21Please.
01:12:23Technically, Jake and these two are dead.
01:12:26So save your breath.
01:12:28This will be over in no time.
01:12:32Good job.
01:12:33All right.
01:12:33Okay.
01:12:33Good job.
01:12:34All right.
01:12:36So it says you get a right palm and cut along the lines.
01:12:41Yeah.
01:12:45Yeah.
01:12:45You want to go do that right now?
01:12:46Oh, yeah.
01:12:47Yeah.
01:12:47Yeah.
01:12:48Go ahead.
01:12:48No.
01:12:49No!
01:12:51No!
01:12:52No!
01:12:53No!
01:12:54No!
01:12:57No!
01:13:01All right.
01:13:01Now what?
01:13:02Three drops of blood.
01:13:03You got it.
01:13:05Pour it into the lamp.
01:13:07How the hell do I do three drops of blood?
01:13:09Just take her hand, pour the drops into the lamp!
01:13:17Are you going to be like this forever?
01:13:18Like what?
01:13:19Like a child.
01:13:20Okay, we are children.
01:13:21Do you remember that?
01:13:22Orphan during the Stan Wars?
01:13:24Ring a bell.
01:13:26Would you just get it done?
01:13:27Just get it done.
01:13:28Just get it done.
01:13:31Where the hell is she?
01:13:32The lamp.
01:13:34The lamp.
01:13:36Find her.
01:13:38Find her now!
01:13:39Okay, okay.
01:13:43I don't do shit.
01:13:46Rachel.
01:13:49Rachel.
01:13:52Come out.
01:13:54Come on, we're friends, right?
01:13:59Not going to hurt you.
01:14:03Now come out wherever you are.
01:14:14Rachel.
01:14:18You're being difficult.
01:14:22This is how it needs to be, Rachel.
01:14:26Rachel.
01:14:33Rachel.
01:14:36I'm not going to hurt you.
01:14:39I'm not going to hurt you.
01:14:42Please.
01:14:45I'm not going to hurt you.
01:14:49No.
01:14:57No!
01:15:07No!
01:15:09No!
01:15:11No!
01:15:11No!
01:15:30Rachel, is that you?
01:15:35Come on, let's talk about this.
01:15:40I can help you, you know.
01:15:46Us girls, we gotta stick together.
01:15:51Why don't we work out some kind of deal?
01:15:54We could trade you with one of the boys.
01:15:59Rachel, where are you?
01:16:02I'm right here, bitch.
01:16:07No, no, no, no.
01:16:13Fuck!
01:16:15Fuck!
01:16:18Fuck!
01:16:21I don't know.
01:17:11Rachel, I know, Mel, Derek.
01:17:20I know what you're thinking.
01:17:22Really?
01:17:24Because somehow I doubt that.
01:17:35You don't understand.
01:17:39This is not my idea.
01:17:44Aladdin has made me do all this.
01:17:46Yeah?
01:17:50It's not what I wanted.
01:17:54Take the knife.
01:17:58Kill yourself.
01:18:02End it.
01:18:10That's what I thought.
01:18:20You know,
01:18:23you once told me some bullshit story.
01:18:28Maybe you don't remember now, right?
01:18:30Because you're somebody else.
01:18:31But the real Jake...
01:18:35The real Jake...
01:18:39Once asked me how you leave someone kindly.
01:18:44And you walk away...
01:18:48And not feel like the bad guy.
01:18:57That was the scariest part.
01:19:03Not leaving.
01:19:04I think...
01:19:07Be after.
01:19:10What after?
01:19:16Give me that!
01:19:26Rachel...
01:19:27Mary...
01:19:29It's me, Jake.
01:19:36Do you trust me?
01:19:48Yes.
01:19:59No, no.
01:20:08No.
01:20:10No.
01:20:13No.
01:20:15No.
01:20:18No.
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