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#video #Hollyoaks - Season 32 - Episode 31: Tue 17 Mar 2026
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01:00Uncle Dom, reporting for duty while your parents go to London.
01:06But what our deal is, I don't know.
01:09Oh, well, I wasn't expecting a welcome party.
01:13Steve, there's something we need to tell you.
01:17Right, you kidnapped me, beat me up,
01:19bought me in a boot in your car all night.
01:21What's the plan, big man?
01:22If you're gonna end it, end it.
01:25You know, I left you in that boot to give you some time to think,
01:28but my patience was one thing.
01:31So come on, who are you working for?
01:32Why do you find it so hard to believe what I told you in Liverpool when we first met?
01:36Warren, I'm your brother.
01:46Right, go to my place.
01:48Flat 4, Merkley Sour, key code 5625.
01:51Bottom jar of the kitchen, brown envelope.
01:55Right, what are you gonna do?
01:57Leave me here?
01:58Look, I'll just keep shouting.
02:00No, you won't.
02:15So, yeah, Jack will be fine looking after the pub.
02:17We just need you to keep an eye on the hutch.
02:19Oh, yeah, don't worry.
02:20Tony's filming on all of this, right?
02:21I've made notes.
02:23Thanks for doing this, Don.
02:24Any time, bruv.
02:26Now, listen.
02:27You better be around for him if the worst happens.
02:30He's gonna need support from the people he loves.
02:33Diane?
02:34No.
02:35I mean it.
02:37If I don't make it,
02:39I need to know he's gonna be strong for the kids.
02:41You cannot make it, yeah.
02:43OK.
02:52I will just save the tears for the marriage therapist.
02:55Maybe he'll believe they're genuine.
02:58Right, you lot, you'll be good for Uncle Dom, OK?
03:00We'll see you soon.
03:02See you.
03:04See ya, kids.
03:07Right.
03:08Let's get you off to school, eh?
03:09Yeah?
03:10We could play I spy, if you like.
03:12But I warn you, I am the world champion.
03:15Have a good day at school, guys.
03:17Yeah, we will.
03:21What are you doing?
03:22You don't really think we're going in, do you?
03:24Yeah, if mum and dad are determined to turn this into a broken home,
03:27might not have some fun while we still can.
03:31Lucas broke out of prison?
03:32Yeah.
03:32Are you gonna tell Steve about this thing you've been exploring?
03:35So, Rex and James...
03:36You need to know the truth.
03:38You're getting married.
03:39Yes.
03:40OK.
03:41Don't worry, he's not for ages, so...
03:43I'll turn him back to you.
03:44Anyway, after all that, Dylan wanted to fresh out of his son.
03:46Then James went on the way.
03:47On the way where?
03:49Travelling.
03:50Abroad.
03:51Dylan's taking James out of the country?
03:53I thought we might have told you.
03:54He did ask for her permission, yeah.
03:57Well, it would have been difficult, considering she's not talking to me.
03:59What?
04:01Well, when I got there, she'd already worked out somewhere was up.
04:03Lucas had not been in contact for ages.
04:05Neither had Vicky or Frankie.
04:06Did you tell her?
04:08About you having it off with Dylan?
04:10Yes.
04:11How did she react?
04:13How do you think?
04:14Badly.
04:15And the college work's already been chaotic, and then I dropped that bombshell.
04:18And the minute I told her Lucas in prison, that was it.
04:20It was just the final straw.
04:22So she chucked me out, and I had to check myself into an airport hotel.
04:26So, I've lost me son.
04:27I might never see me grandson ever again.
04:29And me daughter in America, she's fuming at me.
04:31She don't want to speak to me either.
04:32You haven't lost Lucas, OK?
04:34He wants you in his life.
04:36Oh, did you and mine not so dead ex work that out when you helped him escape from prison?
04:41Listen, Lucas chose to go back to prison, didn't he?
04:43So that's what's important.
04:44Right, any more surprises?
04:46Before me jet lag kicks in?
04:50Erm.
04:52Listen, I don't really know what to tell you this, but...
04:56What?
04:59Where's this taxi?
05:00You should have been here ten minutes ago.
05:03Deezy hates me.
05:04If she doesn't hate you, she thinks we're having marital problems.
05:08Look, if she knew the truth...
05:10What, then her mum might be gone before the end of school time?
05:13Oh, please don't say that.
05:15This doctor in Highland Street is really good.
05:17Yeah.
05:18Oh, here he is.
05:22You two off on a mucky midweek, Ev.
05:25What's up?
05:28We'll tell you when we get back.
05:30We've got a train to catch.
05:31Come on, darling.
05:33You look like you've had a sucker punched at gut.
05:37What's up?
05:40I've got cancer.
05:43What?
05:45Yeah.
05:47And it's terminal, so...
05:51Diane...
05:53I am so sorry.
05:55It's okay.
05:58But listen...
05:59We're going to London to...
06:01To see a specialist and...
06:02Get a second opinion.
06:03Exactly.
06:04I mean, there's experimental treatments here and abroad.
06:07We're gonna beat this, aren't we?
06:08Yeah.
06:10Well, do us a favour and don't mention it to anyone, will you?
06:12Cos we haven't told the kids yet.
06:15Of course not.
06:17Can we get a go?
06:21Good luck.
06:23Good luck.
06:39I just came back to change.
06:41I'll see you there, all right?
06:44Dodge!
06:45Aren't you supposed to be in school?
06:47We've got an inset day.
06:49That's funny, cos when I got off shift just now, I saw a load of kids wearing your uniform.
06:53Oh, they must have got their dates mixed up.
06:55Don't make us a lot of them.
06:57Kathleen.
06:58Look, just cos you're hooking up with my mum, it don't make you my dad.
07:02I know that.
07:03It don't mean I care for you any less than I do your sister.
07:06I want us to be a proper family.
07:07You can want all you like.
07:08It don't make it reality.
07:10Kathleen, hey, John!
07:16Was you just talking to her?
07:18I swear I could hear her.
07:19It's longer on registration.
07:20No.
07:22It's just me.
07:25Look at us now.
07:27Me off to London.
07:29You opening this place tomorrow.
07:31It's so exciting.
07:32I know.
07:33I bet you're glad that you did sign with that model, you don't know.
07:36Well, considering he said I was the size of a house, yeah.
07:39You know he was wrong about that.
07:41You are absolutely perfect as you are.
07:43I know, but, you know, there's always room for upgrades.
07:47Frank, do you want to come and look at the treatment room before you go priceless?
07:50Erm, yeah, OK.
07:51Go on.
07:53You know, when I finish ballet school, we shall follow Dylan's lead and go to travelling.
07:56Erm, no thanks.
07:57Can you imagine me in some bunk bed and skanky hostel?
08:01Yeah, but there'd probably be loads of it lads in them hostels.
08:05Oh, sign me up.
08:22Help, help, help.
08:36You had one job, raid the cellar, and you'd choose the smallest bottle of cider in the world?
08:40Eh?
08:45Oh, finally, someone I can have a decent conversation with.
08:48You made it.
08:49Just about.
08:51Do you want to drag me to the back of school and maybe climb the fence if she can have
08:54a
08:54phone behind the bins?
08:55What?
08:56Oh, mate, she's never gonna forgive me.
08:58Why should she?
08:59You called her a slag.
09:00If you tried that with me, I would've folded you like a deck chair.
09:04Look, it's just gonna be more awkward the more you don't talk to her.
09:07You know, go over there and apologise.
09:15I was wondering if you maybe wanted to come over in game, you know, like, after school.
09:20Dylan, come.
09:21What else?
09:22Come.
09:25You all right, Trina?
09:28You better have a big apology in that slaggy back pocket of yours.
09:38You all right?
09:39Not bad.
09:42Look, I hate the way things have been between us these past few months.
09:46I was banged out of order for what I called you.
09:49I just had a daft five minutes, which is no excuse.
09:55I'm sorry.
09:58Can you forgive me?
10:02Go on, then.
10:03Yeah?
10:04Maybe you fancy a drink?
10:05Yeah.
10:13I hope you told him to do one.
10:15Trina Arena strikes again.
10:18Ant still fancies me.
10:23Vix, before Dylan left, he told me something.
10:26Oh, let me guess.
10:28You finally can personally steal in your expensive mascara.
10:31Say this.
10:32Hey, um, I, um, I need more of them pills.
10:38What?
10:39Have you got any?
10:40No.
10:40No, I'm not gonna do that.
10:41They said you've been taking them for ages, so you must have some somewhere, Gemma.
10:46No.
10:46And even if I did, I'm not gonna let you relapse.
10:52Come in, sit down.
10:55Mum and Dad got to London safely.
10:57As long as I'm not forced to live with that sad old cow with a divorce, I couldn't care
11:00less.
11:01You just give your gob a rest for once in your life.
11:05I ain't got any decent tunes here.
11:08Sounds like something my mum would listen to.
11:10Are you gonna speak to Ant for me?
11:11No chance.
11:12He's a mug.
11:13I just wanna make sure he's still keen before I make a move.
11:16Come on.
11:16Please.
11:17Head off.
11:25Hey.
11:28Look, I don't know why I'm even wasting my breath with this, but Trina's watching, so
11:32I'm gonna try and make you look authentic.
11:36She's moving mad, and for some reason, she still fancies you.
11:43You're just some sad lad who gets his entire personality off watching even sadder lads
11:48chat rubbish about girls who won't look at them twice.
11:51Yeah.
11:51Yeah, I don't know.
11:53Thanks.
11:59Does he still like me?
12:01I don't think he's in the right headspace for a girlfriend at the minute.
12:06What was his loss?
12:08There's plenty of other fit boys around here.
12:12We need to get you to a meeting.
12:14I will.
12:15Later.
12:16Being in recovery is difficult.
12:18But I know you can go the distance.
12:19Mercedes, you beat cancer.
12:21Yeah, well, I were the lucky one, weren't I?
12:25I've just found out that someone I know is terminal.
12:34I feel proper guilty.
12:37Well, you shouldn't feel guilt for surviving.
12:40Well, she's a good mum, a good person.
12:43I've done so much wrong in my life, but...
12:46Yeah, I get a second chance.
12:47I get to be with my kids.
12:49She don't.
12:50Just feel like I don't deserve it, you know?
12:52No.
12:53Of course you do.
12:54We all make mistakes.
12:56The best thing you can do by your friend is by changing your life and sticking to it.
13:00Take that trip.
13:02I don't sit still.
13:03Buy an expensive handbag.
13:05I do.
13:06Even though I can't afford it.
13:08Skydive.
13:09Skydive.
13:10Hmm?
13:11I think that's a problem.
13:13I'm skydiving my way through my life.
13:15Right, well, you said it yourself.
13:17You've been given a second chance.
13:18Take it with both hands.
13:20Take control.
13:21That's what I'm doing.
13:24It's time for you to take that parachute.
13:51It's time for you to take it.
13:57OK.
13:59Hello.
14:01Hey, that just barged past in and uninvited.
14:04Erm, I am invited.
14:07Rose told me to wait here while he takes Trina home.
14:09She got leathered and she threw it all over Deedee.
14:12Right, what are you doing?
14:14I'm going to eat decent snacks.
14:15I'm starving.
14:17Ooh.
14:20Right, can you leave?
14:21Yeah?
14:22I'm going to be on my own.
14:25Let me show you how to play this properly.
14:31I'd rather you just get out of my face and leave me alone, to be honest.
14:33What is your problem?
14:35You're my problem.
14:36Yeah?
14:37Having a go at me like that in the park.
14:39Making me look like a right idiot.
14:41You're doing a good enough job with that yourself.
14:43You're sat here soaking in your PJs.
14:45Oh, my God.
14:45We just give you a big cop a rest for once in your life.
14:49You what?
14:50You heard me.
14:52Oh, Kathleen, Angel McQueen.
14:55The never-ending podcast.
14:56That nobody asked for.
14:58Anna Hutchinson.
15:00The massive loser that no-one wants to hang out with.
15:05Why are you still here, then?
15:06Eh?
15:08If I'm that much of a loser and I'm awful, then why don't you just go?
15:11You do one.
15:12Me?
15:13This is my house.
15:20So, this specialist that Diane and Tony have seen in London,
15:24he'll be able to save her, though, won't he?
15:26Well, I'm crossing everything, but part of me thinks they might be giving us false hope.
15:29We need to make sure that whatever time Diane does have left,
15:32it's filled with joy, happiness and memories for her, Tony and the kids.
15:38Sorry.
15:39Can you get this?
15:41Yeah.
15:43You haven't eaten since the plan, you must be starving.
15:45I'm not hungry.
15:47Yeah, I'll come straight away.
15:48Um, I'm sorry about this.
15:50Would you mind watching the restaurant for a half hour or something's come up?
15:53Yeah, it's fine.
15:54Yeah, thank you.
15:57You're right in what you're saying, though.
16:00We need to make memories for Diane and the family.
16:02I will do whatever it takes to make sure that happens.
16:07Okay.
16:08Let's bring the wedding forward.
16:10I mean it, Rex.
16:11Marry me as soon as possible.
16:24Yes, sir.
16:26What is it?
16:27What's wrong?
16:28What is it?
16:29What is it?
16:30Where is it?
16:32Where is it?
16:34Where is it?
16:38I've got it, I've got it.
16:44You need to sit up.
16:46Just breathe, just breathe, just breathe, just breathe.
16:48You all right?
16:52So, you found the birth certificate.
16:56Now, how do you believe we're brothers?
17:02Yeah, I just nipped home.
17:04I'll be back at yours in a bit for some wedding planning.
17:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:10Can't wait.
17:40Yeah, come in.
17:47Is it tonight?
17:50Yeah, uh, Froggy's not in, but I'll, uh,
17:53I'll let him know that you dropped by.
17:55That's OK. I can wait.
18:01Do you want to change the way that you look?
18:03What do you mean?
18:06I'm just worried about... about my sister.
18:09There's just so much pressure these days.
18:11People using AI to look perfect in social media
18:14and then trying to make that a reality in real life.
18:17It's like we're trying to hide who we are.
18:19Like, we're not comfortable in our own skin.
18:22Ah!
18:24Rex, you're bleeding.
18:25No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
18:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
18:28Oh.
18:30This will stop the bleeding.
18:32Wasn't it important, was it?
18:35Er...
18:36I was gonna throw it out, anyway.
18:46Do you want Mum and Dad going through the worst time
18:49and I get a call from the school saying you're free of skiving?
18:52Oh, I'm actually sick.
18:54Look!
18:55Ro!
18:55David!
18:56They're not here.
18:57Well, where are they?
19:00Please.
19:01Don't make this any worse for yourself or them.
19:03Tell me.
19:04They're at the park.
19:12Oh, I'm proper in the trenches now.
19:14Well, at least he didn't catch us.
19:18I can't believe we just slept together.
19:20Real们.
19:23Do you think of looking lord or everything?
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