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00:09Tonight, join Anne Edmonds, Bray O'Leary, Alex Ward, Ed Cavalli and Sam Pang as we look
00:17back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:22And at the podium, your host, Tom Glyster.
00:29Good evening, Australia.
00:30Great to have your company as we once again look back over events of the past week.
00:34It's been a busy seven days, but I think we've got just the team in to help make sense of
00:39it all.
00:39Her latest show is called Clip Clop Don't Stop and we don't want her to.
00:43It's Alex Ward.
00:46He's about to hit the bright lights of the Edinburgh Festival.
00:49Warming up here tonight, say hello to Ray O'Leary.
00:54Soon be seen hosting the new series of Talking About Your Gen, we're talking about Anne Edmonds.
01:01Former radio host turned UWE insurance salesman, the ever versatile, Ed Cavalli.
01:09And finally, in a couple of weeks, he'll be on stage hosting the Logies, trying out some
01:15of his weaker material tonight, Mr. Sam Pang.
01:21Great to see you again, Alex.
01:23And you've been getting out and about around the country?
01:25I have.
01:26I've been touring.
01:26I was over in Western Australia recently.
01:28Well, we spotted this as part of your travels.
01:30What are we looking at there?
01:31Oh, yeah.
01:31The often forgotten about eighth wonder of the world.
01:34The world's tallest bin in Kalgoorlie.
01:37I asked some locals about it.
01:39I said, why?
01:40They go, we don't really know.
01:41So, I'm going to assume maybe they were going, this is my theory, maybe they were going for
01:45like cleanest town.
01:46Yeah.
01:47And they built this huge bin, then realised they couldn't reach it, and they were like,
01:50well, we'll just pivot to Big Bin.
01:51Big Bin.
01:52Excellent pivot.
01:53You should have seen the bin chicken.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Massive.
01:56Big.
01:57I like it.
01:57Hey, welcome back, Ray.
01:59And I have the words, Ray cannot discuss details here.
02:02Okay, no details, but tell us something about this.
02:05Oh.
02:06Oh.
02:08Yeah, I can't say what I was filming, but let's just say a hot new bombshell has entered
02:14the villa.
02:17It's not one of the islands, not one of the love islands or the...
02:20Not a love island.
02:21I was in Vanuatu.
02:23Oh.
02:23On a trip to Vanuatu.
02:25Not allowed to discuss exactly what you were doing there, but it was professional?
02:28Oh, very.
02:29Yes, you can tell.
02:30Yes, you can tell.
02:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:31Okay.
02:32You also posted this image from the trip.
02:35Yeah.
02:35Now, can we zoom in a little bit there?
02:37Well, hello.
02:39Yeah, that was me out in the ocean.
02:41I was luring sailors to their doom.
02:43Wow.
02:45Yeah, wow.
02:46Hey, watch, uh...
02:47I can't stop looking at those nipples.
02:49I know.
02:50It's got me in a trance.
02:53They're big.
02:55A couple of pepperonis on there.
02:58Yeah, well...
02:58Yum.
03:00Lovely.
03:00Yum.
03:01Lovely to see you again, Anne.
03:03And this, um...
03:04Well, we'll say Flattering Portrait of You popped up recently.
03:07Oh, there I am, yeah.
03:07What's the backstory there?
03:08What's the wrong with that?
03:10Um...
03:10They're my new glasses.
03:12I sent that to Lloyd after I got them.
03:14I said, welcome to your future.
03:16Um...
03:16But I'd also just like to table, while I'm here, my interest in playing the mushroom cook.
03:20Oh, thank you.
03:21Whoa.
03:22Nice to mention that.
03:23Whoa.
03:24Because...
03:25That's...
03:25I've been saying for a long time it should be Ray with his hair straightened, but now...
03:29Oh, it's good.
03:29We've got another contender.
03:30I think that's good, Anne.
03:31I think that's good.
03:31And wait till you see my nipples.
03:32Okay.
03:35Alright, I think we should get this show started.
03:37Hands on buzzers.
03:38It's been a busy week for Anthony Albanese in China.
03:41The Prime Minister has just visited a breeding centre.
03:44A breeding centre for what?
03:47Uh...
03:48Coronavirus.
03:49Is...
03:50No, he didn't go there.
03:52Ray?
03:52No, I believe here we call them brothels.
03:56Is...
03:57What do they call them in Vanuatu, my friend?
04:02What happens in Vanuatu stays in Vanuatu?
04:05It was a breeding centre for Sam.
04:07Well, it's for giant pandas, Tom.
04:09Yes, indeed.
04:09And that's...
04:10They only have to do this because of, uh...
04:12In the 70s and 80s, China's one panda policy.
04:15Oh, no, it's true.
04:15But that's, um...
04:16That's Funi.
04:17Remember Funi was out here in Australia for many years with Wang Wang?
04:20Yeah, with Wang Wang, but they were...
04:21And do we know where Wang Wang was?
04:22Oh, no.
04:23There we go.
04:26It's a very successful breeding program.
04:30All right, moving on to Hobart.
04:35What had these Taswegians chanting Rocky, Rocky, Rocky?
04:39Anne?
04:39They just got the Rocky movies down there.
04:42Very exciting.
04:43It's a big moment, then, Hobart.
04:44Uh, Ray?
04:45They were giving away their next move, and now I know to play paper.
04:48Yes.
04:50A little more over the weekend, Ray?
04:53It happened over the weekend, and...
04:55There was an election in Tasmania, and, uh, Rockcliffe or Rock...
04:59Jeremy Rockcliffe.
05:00Jeremy Rockcliffe was in...
05:01..was won the premiership.
05:03Indeed.
05:03And it was, uh, a long night for TV commentators.
05:05Now, how do these work, and how is it different, Andrew,
05:07from when we vote in a federal election?
05:09Whoa!
05:12Oh.
05:13No-one noticed.
05:14Former Labor leader Mark Latham has confessed to doing what in Parliament?
05:19Anne.
05:19Nangs?
05:20Nangs?
05:21That is definitely a breach of standing orders.
05:23Uh, Alex?
05:25I...
05:26Is it sexting, or is it sexta...
05:28It's one of those.
05:28Sexting?
05:29Hmm?
05:29Yeah, yeah, okay, sexting, yeah.
05:31I think he kept talking about his hung parliament.
05:33And they're just...
05:33I mean, I would do not want to see it.
05:36Strong words from the US president.
05:38He's a terrible...
05:39He's a terrible...
05:40I was surprised he was appointed.
05:43Terrible, surprised he was appointed.
05:45Who's he talking about?
05:46Sam?
05:46Is it Ed being an ambassador for Yui?
05:49Is...
05:50It's doing an excellent job.
05:52Ed?
05:52I just...
05:52It just struck me that you haven't shopped around until you've tried Yui.
05:55I don't know why.
05:57Who is Donald Trump talking about?
05:58Alex?
05:59Uh, the chair of Federal Reserve, wasn't it?
06:02Jerome Powell.
06:03Hey, why is this...
06:05Ooh, erotic mosaic in our news feeds?
06:08Uh, Alex.
06:08Trump will release anything but the Epstein files.
06:10I know.
06:11That could actually be on the files.
06:13Anne?
06:13Now, this was a private photo between me and Lloyd.
06:15I'm sorry.
06:16I was getting...
06:16Sorry.
06:18I was getting his, um, bag for him there in this...
06:21Anyone, um...
06:22Anyone know?
06:23Ray?
06:24Um, is it the centrefold from the magazines you had when you were a kid?
06:28It's...
06:30No, it is not, Ray.
06:31It's a Roman-era mosaic that was stolen from Pompeii in World War II and it's been returned.
06:37That's the biggest point.
06:38It's yours.
06:39To Thailand now where...
06:41A woman has been arrested for seducing, blackmailing and trapping.
06:45Seducing, blackmailing and trapping who?
06:48Ray?
06:48I need to check my bank balance.
06:50Yes.
06:52In the break.
06:53Hold it for now.
06:54This is an unusual group of people.
06:56You wouldn't expect them to be seduced, blackmailed and trapped.
06:58Sam?
06:59This is the greatest story of the week.
07:00It was Buddhist monks.
07:02A bunch of Buddhist monks?
07:03Yeah, and they...
07:04The reason they caught them is that one of them next morning was doing the prayer of
07:09shame.
07:10That's amazing.
07:11Um...
07:11That's amazing.
07:13I forget about the last bit, but the first bit's right, Tom.
07:17As I mentioned, some of his week in material tonight has just been...
07:21Sam, I will pay that.
07:23Multiple Buddhist monks and police have released a photo of the seductress.
07:26There you go.
07:27There she is.
07:30We do need to move on to France.
07:33I'm not sure this idea is good enough to solve our problems.
07:36I don't think it's that great.
07:37I think it's pretty scandalous.
07:39What are those citizens unhappy about?
07:42Ed, from the looks of that video, is it dentistry?
07:45Well, not with that.
07:46It's a random selection of people.
07:48Ray?
07:49Is it always having people in English speaking over them?
07:51Yeah, that would do your head in for a while.
07:54A little more pressing.
07:56It's a disgrace.
07:57It's banning smoking in primary school.
08:00Yes.
08:01That's an average shipper.
08:03No, it's public holidays.
08:04They're trying to cut back...
08:05Getting rid of two of them.
08:06Easter Monday and bring your mistress to work day.
08:09It's just absolutely...
08:11That's great, Sammy.
08:12...caused ructions.
08:13Well, big week at Clarence House.
08:14Who is King Charles meeting there?
08:17Alex?
08:17Was it the Royal IT Department?
08:19It was...
08:22A bit more...
08:22A bit more prestigious.
08:24Ray?
08:24He thinks that's Megan's family.
08:26Yes, exactly.
08:28They're touring the country as we speak.
08:31Indian men's and women's cricket team.
08:35Ed, point's yours.
08:36This is interesting.
08:38Prince Harry has retraced his late mother's footsteps
08:40by walking down a...
08:41Walking down a...
08:42And?
08:43His real father's driveway.
08:45Just a lovely moment.
08:48No, not a driveway, Sam.
08:49A Parisian tunnel?
08:51No.
08:53Hang on.
08:57What did Harry walk down?
08:58Anyone get?
09:00It's a landmine field in Angola.
09:04Yes, and it was an emotional moment.
09:06Prince Harry walked in his mother's footsteps today.
09:09Oh, no.
09:11Hang on, hang on.
09:12Where did you get the landmine footage?
09:13Where is the other bit?
09:14I have a collection.
09:15There we go.
09:18What's unusual about this new portrait of King Charles?
09:22Jesus.
09:23Ray.
09:24Did they catch him transitioning into a lizard?
09:28This is rather strange.
09:30It was painted by AI, Tommy.
09:31Yes, your AI painted that.
09:33Created by an AI robot.
09:35Whoa.
09:35What do you reckon?
09:36Any good?
09:36Oh, Jesus.
09:37How come she's got a human head?
09:39Oh, the robot?
09:39Yeah.
09:40You can order them.
09:41Oh, really?
09:45Hey, Tom, what other human parts does your robot have?
09:52Hey, Alex, we've got to take a break.
09:54Back with more Have You Been Ranking?
10:09It's the role Hollywood heartthrobs all knocked back.
10:13King Charles has joined forces with Anthony Albanese to shoot a very long movie.
10:17With a judge describing their act as uniquely Australian.
10:20Incredibly compelling.
10:21Funnier than I thought he would be.
10:23And it's already getting Oscar buzz.
10:25I think he's done a great job.
10:26That's why so many people are going to watch this.
10:28They did it very well.
10:29Everybody loves him.
10:34We're back to Watchers Have You Been Paintings.
10:36Just before we return to questions, Ed Peveley.
10:39You mentioned before the show you had a medical procedure last week.
10:43God.
10:44Tom, yes, I had a vasectomy on Tuesday.
10:48Oh, my God.
10:50Yeah.
10:54I actually didn't need the surgery.
10:56All I would have needed to have seen is that picture of Ray's nipples.
10:59It would never have worked again.
11:01So, yeah, I had it on Tuesday.
11:02I got the Bondi vet to do it.
11:05And, yeah, so this is now going out nationally.
11:08And I'd forgotten that I'd booked it.
11:10And then I went and I did it.
11:12Obviously, I came home.
11:13And my wife was very unhappy.
11:15My wife, Tiff, was very unhappy because we hadn't really discussed it.
11:18And as I said to her, it's not your problem.
11:19It's my next wife's problem.
11:22Well, it's good to see it hasn't affected your walking style in any way.
11:25And shackled his back door.
11:27I'm going to be switching his back door.
11:29All right.
11:32Let's get back into some more questions.
11:34Well, good news for German backpacker Carolina Wilger.
11:37What happened this week?
11:39Anne.
11:40Bradley John Murdoch died.
11:41That's true.
11:42He did.
11:44Thanks goodness.
11:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:46Join the dots on that.
11:47BJM, baby.
11:48BJM's up the bus.
11:50Sam.
11:51Did you say German?
11:52Yeah.
11:52That's not the hand gesture I would have gone with.
11:57Why is she excited?
11:59She's been let out of hospital.
12:00Yes.
12:01Yeah, she's going to Wolf Creek.
12:02She's had a great time.
12:04No, she left hospital.
12:05She sadly got lost in the car park.
12:07But it's still all good.
12:09To some viral footage out of North Dakota.
12:16I'm frightened to ask, what happens next?
12:19Anne.
12:20He admits he's having a midlife crisis.
12:22That's a lot of fun.
12:24What happens next in a gentleman's life?
12:27Crash?
12:28He crashes.
12:29Crashes?
12:30A bit more information, Sam?
12:31He crashes into those power lines.
12:33No.
12:33And he dies immediately in another brutal reminder of the fragility of life.
12:39I'm going to take...
12:42I'm going to take the first half of Sam's answer.
12:45Take a look.
12:46No way.
12:48Whoa!
12:48Oh, no!
12:50Oh, jeez!
12:51But he's OK.
12:53He's survived.
12:53You know, that would have been genuinely funny if Crocs had gotten...
12:58That would have been like a...
13:00He is fine, apparently.
13:02All right, it's time to look at all things entertainment.
13:11And tonight's showbiz segment is once again brought to you by the Mitsubishi Triton.
13:16We're talking Mitsubishi's most capable ute ever.
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13:20Oh, I believe we have some special video quiz masters standing by.
13:24Hi, Tom.
13:25Hi, everyone.
13:25Pedro Pascal here.
13:27And I'm Joseph Quinn.
13:28And I'm Evan Moss-Bakrat.
13:29I'm Vanessa Kirby.
13:30And together, we are the cast of...
13:33The Fantastic Four First Steps.
13:36Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:39The...
13:43Fantastic Four...
13:45It is crazy how much that's like us in the green room.
13:48Isn't it?
13:49Wow, the cast of The Fantastic Four and your question, please.
13:53In our new movie, what is the name of the character trying to destroy our world?
13:59Uh, it.
14:00Cast chemistry?
14:02It's just...
14:04Well, you know, like Superman has Lex Luthor in the Fantastic Four universe.
14:08Ray, Ray, Ray, I'm not sort of profiling you, but...
14:13If I had to pick one of us to sort of be in his house in the dark, you know...
14:18You know, nipple steep in a comic, it'd be you.
14:21Are you aware of the Fantastic...
14:23What's the answer?
14:24Um, Pirate Bay.
14:26Is...
14:28I was wrong.
14:28I was wrong.
14:30Come on, help me out.
14:30Is he a doctor?
14:31He's not...
14:32No, he's not...
14:33Not medically qualified.
14:34It's a fair question, actually.
14:36Ray.
14:36Is he a plumber?
14:37No.
14:39We need...
14:41We need his name, Sam.
14:43Physio?
14:46We've got that.
14:47We've got the cast.
14:47Is that Galactus?
14:48Galactus.
14:49Galactus.
14:50Oh, someone's shown their true colours.
14:54You've attacked Ray.
14:55You're the nerd, not...
14:57I can't believe you know that.
14:59Ever since the vasectomy, he's been nipples deep in a comic book.
15:04Ed Cavalli has suggested that the name of their nemesis is Galactus.
15:09Let's see if you're right.
15:10Galactus.
15:10Oh, boy.
15:11That's the answer.
15:13Some people say Galactus.
15:16Galactus.
15:17And is Galactus an accountant?
15:19He is.
15:20Joaquin Phoenix expressed some regrets this week.
15:23It was horrible.
15:24It was so uncomfortable.
15:25I regret it.
15:27I'll never do it again.
15:28What's he talking about?
15:29Alex?
15:30The regular cinema.
15:32Gold class has ruined him.
15:33He doesn't want to go back into those manky seats.
15:36And...
15:36No, he did Ed's vasectomy.
15:39He's a doctor.
15:40He's a doctor.
15:41You want to step up from that.
15:42Sam, what's Joaquin talking about?
15:46His last appearance in that studio was on Letterman when he was in character and it
15:51was memorable and cringeworthy and he was playing a character and I don't think Letterman
15:57was in on it.
15:57It went off the rails back in 2009, for those who don't remember.
16:02And Joaquin, I'm sorry you couldn't be here tonight.
16:07Pretty much it.
16:08Sam, points to yours.
16:09Oh, this was out of character?
16:11Well, Elmo has shocked social media users with content that was far from G-rated.
16:16Wow, what was Elmo posting?
16:18Uh, right.
16:19He outed Bird and Ernie.
16:21Oh, that's unfair.
16:22That is...
16:23That's overstepping the line.
16:25He tweeted Miss Piggy saying, you up.
16:29Hmm.
16:32Yeah, yeah.
16:33Alex.
16:35Oh, I saw this.
16:36Racist slurs.
16:37Yes.
16:38I know.
16:39What?
16:39He's a count.
16:40He's a count that's hacked, apparently.
16:42Yeah, right.
16:44Well, what did we expect?
16:45He's a redneck?
16:46What did you think?
16:48Alex, point to yours.
16:50Oh, I believe we have some special video quizmasters standing by.
16:53Hi, Tom.
16:54Hi, everyone.
16:54It's Mel and Tim here.
16:55What will we be doing together for the first time ever in October?
17:01Alex?
17:01Uh, paragliding.
17:02It is, hopefully, hopefully a little safer than that.
17:05No, I believe they're going to the Coldplay concert.
17:12Don't think...
17:13God, it's more of a professional event.
17:15Anyone know?
17:16We've announced this on the cheap seats the other week.
17:18Very exciting news.
17:19They're going to be...
17:20Ed, they're doing a world tour, Tommy.
17:22But one city.
17:23World.
17:25Ed, let's see if you're right.
17:26Aha, very funny, everyone.
17:28We actually have not slept together.
17:31Yet.
17:32But we will be appearing live on stage as part of the Cheap Seats World Tour.
17:36You can get your tickets here.
17:37Ed, points are yours.
17:38Or staying with showbiz.
17:41Wow, what are we looking at there, folks?
17:44Sam.
17:45That is an artistic interpretation of your career.
17:48Yes.
17:50Well, I like to think that I've burned bright.
17:53I've burned bright.
17:54It's like a set, is it?
17:56It's actually a music festival.
17:59Tomorrowland.
18:00Tomorrowland.
18:01And it's still going ahead,
18:02but apparently one of the main stages burnt down in Belgium.
18:05Oh, this couple at a Coldplay concert.
18:09Well, they've gone viral for doing what on the Kiss Can?
18:12The Jumbotron caught them doing what, Ray?
18:15Is it listening to Coldplay music without losing the will to live?
18:18It was very unfair.
18:20Didn't relate to the music as such, but...
18:23And?
18:23No, they were pashing on and having an affair.
18:26Yes.
18:27Yeah.
18:27Yeah.
18:27And he's now lost everything, I think.
18:29He once ruled the world.
18:33I think you've got it.
18:34Anne, take a look.
18:35Oh, look at these two.
18:36All right.
18:37Either they're having an affair or...
18:40Ray.
18:40What's just very exciting news for Coldplay fans
18:42is they've released two new singles.
18:44Oh.
18:50We've got to take a break.
18:52Back with our special guest,
18:53Chris Master.
19:11And you're watching Have You Been Paying Tension.
19:15All right.
19:17Settle down, folks,
19:17because it's time to meet our special guest, Chris Master.
19:20If you haven't heard of her,
19:21then I guarantee you know someone who has.
19:30The mastermind turning crowds into choirs.
19:33Please welcome Astrid Jorgensen.
19:36Here she is.
19:37Hey, Astrid.
19:38Come on out.
19:39Welcome.
19:40Hi.
19:41Nice to see you.
19:41Lovely to see you.
19:42Now, that is an incredible moment.
19:44How on earth did you find yourself on America's Got Talent?
19:47It was weird.
19:48I was, like, looking at the news, paying attention,
19:50and it seemed like America is a bit boring at the moment.
19:53There's not much going on there.
19:54Yeah, very fine.
19:54It's very calm.
19:55So I thought I'd go give them something to talk about.
19:57You did indeed.
19:57And you got through the next round.
19:59I did.
19:59So you're going to go back for that?
20:01Actually, it's unfolding in real time.
20:03I'm waiting to hear from the producers.
20:04So fingers crossed.
20:05I think I did well.
20:06Well, your clip has been streamed 170 million times.
20:10Wow.
20:10Did it sort of...
20:14Did it change your life?
20:16I mean, well, I'm here, so something's changed.
20:18For better or worse, you know.
20:20Off the way.
20:20Let's go back to the beginning.
20:22You were a high school music teacher?
20:23Yes, that's it.
20:24And was there, like, a light bulb moment
20:26when you came up with a pub choir concert?
20:29I mean, teaching small children is pretty similar
20:31to teaching drunk adults.
20:33Sure.
20:33So it's quite a small leap, actually.
20:36Yeah, sure.
20:36And I met the children, and I was like,
20:37I would love to do something else.
20:39So...
20:39OK.
20:40You've gone to a broader audience.
20:42So for those who might not know,
20:43what exactly is pub choir?
20:45It's like an improvised comedy music lesson
20:47where I rewrite a song per show
20:50and I try and convince the audience to sing my version.
20:53It's like a real power play thing.
20:55Absolutely.
20:56Yeah.
20:56And do you ever get chunks of audiences
20:58who just can't sing?
20:59I mean, yeah, but if you get enough people
21:01in a room together and kind of boss them around,
21:04then you can achieve average results together,
21:06which I think is beautiful.
21:07Absolutely.
21:09We love average here on 10.
21:10Now, I think we've got some footage here
21:13of your first gig, or one of your first gigs.
21:15So this is you at, I presume,
21:16just a small, what, 100-odd people in the room?
21:19Yeah, that's 70 people in Brisbane.
21:2170 in Brisbane.
21:21That's where it began.
21:22Fast forward, you find yourself directing
21:24some of the biggest choirs in the world.
21:26Is that Horton Pavilion?
21:28Yeah, there's like casual 5,000 people at choir rehearsal.
21:30Oh, I'm wearing the same top.
21:31Oh, no.
21:33I have other clothes.
21:34Of course you do.
21:35And Pup Choir's taking you all around the world.
21:37I know you've got a tour coming up.
21:39You're going, yeah, US, UK.
21:41It's sold out in Dublin.
21:42Yeah, I think it's a really small room,
21:44but we didn't put that on the list.
21:45That's enough.
21:47Astrid, you have a superpower called audiation.
21:49What on earth is audiation?
21:51It is, I can hear music in my head in quite a lot of detail,
21:54but like by choice, not just like crazy intrusions.
21:58It's like I can imagine songs with a few extra layers
22:02and I guess that's how I run the show.
22:04I reimagine the song in my head as I try not to be too crazy about it
22:08and then I try and explain to the audience what might work
22:11and what would feel good.
22:12Okay.
22:12I'm like that with comedy.
22:13It's just all...
22:15I hear voices.
22:17I hear voices for sure.
22:18I believe that.
22:19It's just so hard not to listen, you know what I mean?
22:21We all have voices.
22:24And you've got a book out in September, Average at Best,
22:28so is that the pub choir story?
22:29It's the Sam Pang story.
22:30Oh, there you go.
22:33Please.
22:37You don't have to take that from her.
22:39It would appear I do.
22:42Well, we know that's a joke because Sam can't read, so...
22:46There'll be an audio book, don't we?
22:48Absolutely.
22:51Why?
22:52Are you just going to let our guest pick on me?
22:54I want her back every week.
22:56Hey, Astrid, do you reckon you could get our audience here
23:00in the studio singing?
23:01I love to voice people around.
23:02Do you want to get her voice?
23:04In your hand.
23:05Okay.
23:06If you have a low voice, copy after me.
23:09Da-da-da-boom.
23:10Da-da-da-boom-boom.
23:13If you have a higher voice, copy me.
23:15Da-da-da.
23:16Da-da-da.
23:18Can you repeat?
23:20Join us.
23:21Da-da-da-boom-boom.
23:22Da-da-da-boom-boom.
23:24Da-da-da-boom-boom.
23:26Da-da-da-da-da.
23:28All right.
23:33And Astrid, beautiful.
23:35Astrid, that was amazing.
23:37Also, do you know that half our audience
23:38are having affairs tonight?
23:41And you've just outed them.
23:43Yes, Alex?
23:44Can we do WAP now?
23:45No.
23:46But that was, you had the low voice,
23:49the high voice, and the vasectomy voice,
23:51and it was all just blended beautifully.
23:54I mean, average people working together,
23:56average results.
23:57I think it's beautiful.
23:59Yeah, beautifully.
24:01Give yourself a round.
24:02Fantastic.
24:03Don't like it so much when she turns on you,
24:04doesn't she?
24:06Astrid has some questions for you five.
24:08Let's put our hands on buzzers
24:10and dive into some questions.
24:11Astrid.
24:11Okay.
24:11It was a tough week for pop music fans.
24:14Atlanta police say they've issued an arrest warrant
24:16for a suspect accused of breaking into an SUV
24:18and stealing Beyonce's...
24:20Stealing Beyonce's...
24:22Right?
24:23They stole everything she owned
24:25in a box to the list.
24:28Do you have a stolen from Beyonce?
24:32Alex.
24:33Like, unreleased music?
24:35Was it?
24:35Yeah.
24:36It's in her car.
24:36Why would she leave it just in her car?
24:38I wouldn't leave my bag in my car.
24:40It says he is stolen from a choreographer's car.
24:42I don't know.
24:43All right.
24:43Ask your next question, please.
24:44Leo and Stitch is the first movie of 2025
24:47to achieve what milestone?
24:49Ray.
24:50Most streamed on iPads by parents who have given up.
24:53Well, it's probably saved...
24:55Two parents are aired.
24:57Shut up, Ray.
24:58You don't know.
25:03You try going to Bali with those two brats squawking, man.
25:06See how long you are.
25:07It's all right for you.
25:08You know, dropping your Dax and Vanuatu by yourself.
25:11We can't all be South Pacific sex tourists, bro.
25:13We've got kids.
25:15Sorry, Astrid.
25:16We've hit a bit of a raw nerve.
25:18One billion dollars at the box office.
25:20Yes, that's it.
25:21We're clapping for Lilo.
25:23Because they might be watching.
25:25Can't they fix it?
25:25I think one's real, one's not.
25:27One's an alien.
25:28I don't know.
25:28Lilo is the girl and Stitch is...
25:30Sorry, Eden makes me sit in the car with the iPad.
25:34We do need to move on.
25:35Astrid, next question, please.
25:36OK, not a good week for Harry Potter actress Emma Watson.
25:40She's been banned from what?
25:42She's been banned from my DMs.
25:45Well...
25:45Might be mutual, right?
25:49And...
25:49Banned for driving, Astrid, for speeding.
25:51That's it.
25:52That's it.
25:52Ed's got the points.
25:54Here's a track we heard a lot this year.
25:56Pretty little baby, I'm so in love with you.
26:01It was big on TikTok.
26:02Why is it back in the news?
26:05Troll.
26:05Troll.
26:07Ray.
26:09Did the lady who sung it, she died?
26:13Uh-oh, we've got a correct answer.
26:14Wait, wait.
26:15Astrid, the answer is?
26:17Does he need to know the name?
26:18No, no, please.
26:20Uh-oh, uh-oh, um...
26:22No, Ray, you don't, you don't.
26:23Hospice.
26:24The bar's low.
26:25Pretty little baby singer, Connie Francis passed away.
26:28Ten points to the right, everybody.
26:33Yes.
26:34On the board, Ray.
26:35Is this what it feels like for you guys all the time?
26:38We've got to take a break.
26:40You can be part of Pub Choir throughout October and November.
26:43Check out their website.
26:44Would you please thank Astrid?
27:01We're back in the time to bring each of our contestants individually to the test.
27:04This week, like many Australians, we are celebrating Christmas in July.
27:17Now, it's pretty straightforward.
27:20We'll show you each a Yuletide-related TV show or film.
27:25All you have to do is answer a simple question.
27:28But, no, hey, hang on.
27:30I'm not going to do this alone.
27:31Under your desks, you'll find a piece of Christmas-connected headwear.
27:36If you could join me in putting it on now, folks.
27:39Can I just point out that it looks like you've got a scrotum on your head?
27:44Yeah, maybe that is a little...
27:46Sorry, I donated that after my procedure this week.
27:52Fixed.
27:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
27:53Turning it to the sides helped everything, Tom.
27:56Is it an ear?
27:58Yeah, there's an elf seer.
28:00Oh, OK.
28:01No, you've got to keep turning it.
28:03You've got to keep turning it.
28:04Keep going.
28:05Here we go.
28:09All right.
28:11Alex, let's start with you.
28:15Oh, cute.
28:16Alex, we're getting into the Christmas spirit
28:20by tuning into the Hallmark Channel's 2021 relationship drama,
28:25Tis the Season, to be merry.
28:26So that's it?
28:28You were just going to leave without saying anything?
28:32You're just going to take off for Thailand,
28:34build houses for all of those elephants
28:35without even saying goodbye to me after everything you talked about?
28:39What do you want me to say?
28:41Don't go?
28:42Well, then, fine.
28:43I will say it.
28:45Don't go!
28:47Whoa.
28:48Very dramatic.
28:50Alex, how does Chris respond?
28:53With another lie.
28:54If he said he's going to build houses for elephants,
28:56he's like, I've got to build houses,
28:58mow the lawns for dolphins, all the way to go.
29:01But she's desperate.
29:02She's saying, don't go, don't go.
29:04So what is his answer?
29:05What's his answer?
29:06What would you say to a woman that's begging you not to go?
29:09I'd say, don't worry, I won't go near the monks' monastery.
29:13No tempting monks?
29:14I'd say, um, I'm sorry, but my heart says Thailand and elephants.
29:20I've got to go.
29:21Wow.
29:21It's a one-word answer.
29:23Oh.
29:24Oh.
29:24Um, he says, okay.
29:30Wait.
29:31Take a look.
29:32Okay.
29:33What?
29:36Alex!
29:40I just, I literally just wrote a Christmas movie in ten seconds.
29:43That's amazing.
29:44I think Christmas in July's got off to a cracking start.
29:47Can you give us another little shake of your head?
29:49It's quite...
29:49There's a little bell on there.
29:50There's a bell.
29:51The bell on the back, yeah.
29:51All right.
29:51Hey, Ray, you're getting cosy by the fire with a classic holiday film,
29:56A Christmas Story, where friends Flick and Schwartz are arguing in the school playground.
30:02You're full of beans and so's your old man.
30:04Oh, yeah.
30:05Yeah!
30:05Says who?
30:06Says me.
30:07Oh, yeah.
30:07Yeah!
30:08I double dare you.
30:09You're full of it.
30:10Oh, yeah.
30:11Yeah!
30:12I triple dog dare you.
30:15All right, all right.
30:17Yeah.
30:18All right, that young child has been triple dog dared to do what?
30:22Oh, well, firstly, thank you for, I mean, all those kids look like my high school bullies.
30:30And my current bullies.
30:31Sure.
30:33It's a little triggering?
30:34Yeah, a little triggering.
30:35Yeah, yeah.
30:35I'm trying to think.
30:36They're daring one of the little kids to do something.
30:38What would you do?
30:39What's something you shouldn't do on a really snowy, icy, cold day?
30:43I mean, judging from, like, one of the kids had the big goggles on.
30:46Yeah.
30:47And the scarf.
30:49Yeah.
30:49Is it, um, is it a, do they go down a sled on a big hill?
30:54What should you not stick to?
30:58What?
31:00The Channel 10 HR department?
31:03Not all I can.
31:05Um, it involves a flagpole and a young boy.
31:09Oh, does he, oh, oh, yeah, no, we've all done this.
31:12Does he, um, does he lick the flagpole?
31:15Ray, let's take a look.
31:18Duck, duck, duck!
31:21Come back, come back!
31:23Come back, come back!
31:25Come back!
31:26Come back!
31:29Why would you show me that?
31:32Because we want to give you 10 points to round it.
31:38Sam, we're going to jingle all the way back to 1969 for a special festive-themed episode
31:43of The Brady Bunch, where Carol is not well, but Cindy has a plan.
31:49Well, my sakes, what's your name?
31:53Cindy Brady.
31:55My, but you are a pretty little girl.
31:58What toy would you like to have Santa bring you?
32:01Oh, I don't want any toys.
32:04No toys?
32:05Well, you must want something for Christmas.
32:08I do.
32:10Sam, what?
32:12What does Cindy want?
32:14I think she wants Santa to stop calling her pretty little girl.
32:17I think that might be, it's a little, we did that back in the 70s, I think it's now
32:21been, yeah, that doesn't make it right.
32:24No, no, it's a, kind of, who's weak?
32:26Yeah, who's weak?
32:27Okay, so, so Carol Brady is, is unwell.
32:30Is that Carol?
32:31No, that's not Carol.
32:32I wasn't, I couldn't defend myself, I didn't watch Brady.
32:35Okay, sure, no, that's, Carol's the mum, so Cindy's mum, her best mum.
32:38Right, where's she?
32:39Well, she's at home, unwell.
32:41And so Cindy's asking for something specific.
32:44A gun?
32:46All right, this is probably going to tip us over the line, but Carol has laryngitis.
32:52We're hearing a lot about Carol.
32:55That's Cindy, though.
32:57Cindy's a selfless little creature, and instead of wanting a toy...
33:01I would, you said creature, but you really wanted to say pretty little girl, didn't you?
33:09What's wrong with you?
33:11Well, she wants her mum to get, well, get better.
33:16And if it evolves laryngitis, she would...
33:20Get her voice back.
33:21Oh!
33:22Exactly.
33:26Sam, let's find out.
33:28I want my mummy to get her voice back.
33:30Sam has ten points, guys.
33:32I gave a lot of him to it.
33:35Ed, you're watching the American direct-to-video comedy slasher, Jack Frost, where the townsfolk
33:42are being threatened by a killer snowman.
33:45You know, I remember a night like this back in 79.
33:48There were three of us.
33:58Ed, how do they defeat the killer snowman?
34:10Tell you what, that giant ball in peril, that's really taken me back to the vasectomy.
34:15I'm sorry, a little close to that.
34:17Just to make it brief, a snow ball, snowman, evil snowman, just a heater, just a red-hot poker.
34:23Oh!
34:24What do you mean just to make it brief?
34:25Are you suggesting I went too long?
34:28Yes, red-hot poker.
34:29They use heat, but specifically from...
34:31Hair dryer.
34:32Check it out.
34:39Out with a Dyson and ten points to Ed.
34:42Nice.
34:45And let's bring this thing home.
34:47And we're going back to 1994 for your Yuletide moment, where the residents of Summer Bay are
34:53outside enjoying a pre-Christmas barbecue.
34:56What do you want all this stuff for, anyway?
34:58Well, barbecuing prawns.
34:59Fair enough.
35:00So this must be the tree Elf's been talking about, eh?
35:02Must cost a fortune in power with all those lights.
35:04No, the miserable old git turns them off at ten o'clock.
35:07That'd be right.
35:11Oh, yeah?
35:11You'll save any for us?
35:12Chill out, Elf.
35:13Where's your Christmas spirit?
35:14Yeah, Mr Stewart.
35:15How about a Christmas carol?
35:16What?
35:17Let the halls with boughs of poly.
35:20La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
35:21Come on.
35:22And what do you think happens next?
35:24The home and away kids are sitting around.
35:26They're barbecuing prawns.
35:27Elf's come out and sung a bit of a carol.
35:30Yep, yep.
35:30And then Elsa gets out the bucket bomb.
35:33I know.
35:35It's very PG, but something bad happens.
35:37Yeah, I think that tree is going to go up.
35:40No.
35:41Yep.
35:41Anne Edmonds, take a look.
35:43La la la la, la la la la la.
35:49Strike me, run!
35:50The hose, take the cover to get the hose.
35:52Ten points to Anne Edmonds.
35:53Well done.
35:55And all too soon, that brings us to the end of...
36:00Christmas in July.
36:02Back with more Have You Been Panjim,
36:04for right after this.
36:20Oh, it's swan-upping week in the UK.
36:23They're tied with special swan ties.
36:25They're taken ashore.
36:27Then they're weighed, measured, and most importantly...
36:31And most importantly...
36:32Alex.
36:33Cooked?
36:34No, no, no, no.
36:35They are looked after.
36:36Ray.
36:37I'm stuffed into a pillowcase.
36:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:40Again, swans are not harmed,
36:42but swan-upping is, of course, the ritual of...
36:46Count them?
36:46They count them?
36:47That's it.
36:47They're counted and they're checked for their health
36:49because I think the king technically owns all the swans...
36:53He owns all the swans.
36:54..in the River Thames.
36:54He does.
36:55Breaking news.
36:56We have a special video quiz master standing by.
37:00Hi, Tom and the team.
37:02Peter Hitchener from Nine News here.
37:04What milestone did I celebrate this week?
37:07Oh, what milestone did Pete Hitchener,
37:09the famous news story to celebrate Sam?
37:11Well, knowing Hitch, is it, um...
37:14Well, I'm hoping it's seven days of sobriety.
37:18Very sorry.
37:19Uh, Ray?
37:20No, he...
37:21He just got with the weather girl.
37:23She's 45, but she feels like a 32.
37:27So...
37:28Oh, my God.
37:31That's great.
37:33Oh, no.
37:34That is...
37:35On so many levels, Ray.
37:38Such a lot.
37:39Ray, I'd so love to pay...
37:40He's celebrating 60 years in media, entertainment and journalism.
37:45Ooh, Ed, let's see if you're right.
37:4660 years in the media.
37:48Isn't that amazing?
37:50Oh, this was interesting.
37:54Uber is attempting to attract more senior Australians to its ride share app.
37:59What's, uh, Uber offering seniors?
38:02You tell us.
38:03Well, I'm...
38:04This is a good initiative, thank you very much.
38:07Right.
38:07Uh, is it drivers who don't mind being asked where are they really from?
38:11Is it...
38:13You...
38:16Once.
38:17I mean, once.
38:18Come on.
38:18Uh, anyone know what they offer here?
38:20It's, like, bigger text.
38:21Like, it's...
38:22The font is larger.
38:23Ed, point to yours.
38:24To a shopping mall in the US.
38:27Now, we've got a child heading towards the vending machine.
38:30It's all going pretty well.
38:31What happens next?
38:33Right.
38:33Natural selection.
38:35Is...
38:36Well, he's not a million miles off, but some details are applied.
38:40Uh, Alex, what happens next?
38:42He crawls in there.
38:43No.
38:43Yep, he gets right in there.
38:45Oh, it's a nightmare.
38:45Would you like to have a look?
38:46This is my nightmare.
38:46Yeah, I would love to have a look.
38:48Let's, uh, let's have a look.
38:49Don't do it, little fella.
38:50No!
38:52Oh, my God.
38:54Child was fine.
38:55We can get him out with the...
38:56We can get him out with the...
38:56Yeah, that works fine.
38:58All right, it's time to burn off a few calories.
39:08One of the greatest sporting events was held over the weekend.
39:12I speak, of course, of...
39:15Sam.
39:15It's the Open.
39:16Indeed.
39:17In the Open Championships.
39:19Have you been playing?
39:19Have you been playing?
39:20Tom, have you been playing golf?
39:21I got out on the weekend.
39:23Not golf, just I got out.
39:24But it's...
39:27Simone Biles was a big winner at the ESPYs.
39:31Well, that was very unexpected,
39:32especially in a category of all men.
39:35So, thank you guys so much.
39:38What was the category?
39:40Uh, Ray?
39:41Um, bringing in the most groceries from the car.
39:43That's a fierce competition.
39:45A little, uh, a little more prestigious at the ESPYs.
39:49Alex?
39:49It's such an annoying title that I can't really remember it
39:52because it's just, like, best champion.
39:55Best championship performance,
39:56and you got most of those words.
39:58I'm going to give you the points.
39:59Huge week for Sydney FC teenager Joe Lacey.
40:02What did he do?
40:04Uh, Anne.
40:04Dick pic?
40:05No.
40:07You'll take that back in a minute, Anne.
40:09Uh, Ed.
40:09He said, I just got this from Mark Latham.
40:11Have a look.
40:12Oh, Sam's going to jump in.
40:14Scored the winner.
40:15Against?
40:16Wrexham.
40:17Take a look.
40:18That's a nice start from Ackler.
40:20That's a good goal for me.
40:21You go!
40:2218-year-old.
40:22Joe Lacey.
40:24Academy product.
40:25This footage from Peru has gone viral.
40:28Se da la partida de la carrera de jinetes
40:29que inmediatamente José Ávila por dentro
40:32con Rodrigo Alonso.
40:33Wow.
40:34What is the story there?
40:36Alex?
40:37If they're there, who's running the chocolate factory?
40:39You do have to ask yourself that question.
40:41Well, surely it's a race for...
40:43It's a jockey's race.
40:44No horses.
40:45It'll be for charity or...
40:47That's what I'm chasing.
40:47Razors or...?
40:49I'll take the first part, Ed.
40:51It's Peru's jockey fest event and they raise money for charity.
40:55To an awkward moment during a test match in England.
40:58Shouldn't laugh.
40:59Shouldn't laugh.
41:00That's painful.
41:02What's happened to England captain Ben Stokes?
41:05We shouldn't laugh, but it is painful.
41:08I think Ed knows.
41:08I do, I was going to say.
41:11I know the feeling.
41:12I know the feeling.
41:14That is rough.
41:14I'll need an answer.
41:16Alex?
41:16Ah, he got hit in his middle stump.
41:19Oh, no.
41:20All right, I'm going to invite half the population to look away now.
41:25Oh, in the deck of the...
41:26Oh, thanks, please.
41:29And on that note, we've got to take a break.
41:31Back with our winner right after.
41:42We are back.
41:43Let's close the show up with a little Rapid Recall.
41:47And tonight's Rapid Recall is once again proudly brought to you
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41:57Start that clock.
41:59Great read, Tom.
42:01Do you want me to walk?
42:02I failed the day.
42:04Thank you, Ed.
42:05A tough week for Rupert Murdoch.
42:07Donald Trump is suing him for what?
42:10Ray?
42:11Too many words, not enough Garfields.
42:13Is...
42:14He loves a comic.
42:16No, more specifically, he's saying...
42:18Slander, right?
42:19Yeah, libel and slander.
42:20Tell me, what are we looking at here?
42:22Uh, Ray?
42:23That's the rat that teaches karate to the mutant turtles.
42:28So it should be.
42:29So it should be.
42:30Technically, it's ninjitsu, but yeah.
42:32Do you mean splinter?
42:33Yeah, thank you.
42:35Hold on.
42:35Nerd.
42:39What are we looking at, Tom?
42:40It's a quoll.
42:41It is.
42:41It's an eastern quoll, and it's glowing because it's bioluminescent.
42:44Get out of it.
42:46This photo was released during the week to mark what occasion?
42:50Ray.
42:51New skier crown.
42:55Her majesty's hanging out in the field.
42:57Ann.
42:58Has she had a birthday?
42:59Yeah, 78th birthday.
43:01Yes, Ann.
43:02I thought her birthday was on August the 1st.
43:04This is...
43:06That's good.
43:07That's good, Tommy.
43:08She's had 78th birthday.
43:10Speaking of birthdays, Ray and Alex, we were at a birthday party on the weekend with Mel Bracewell
43:15turned 30, and we popped into the photo booth, and there we are enjoying a big night.
43:20You know, I was there.
43:21Were you?
43:22Yeah.
43:23Didn't say...
43:23Yeah, we...
43:24We quickly took this when you went to the bathroom.
43:27You have a special room that's, like, roped off for the VIPs.
43:31Hey, listen, I know it's late, but if you give me one minute, I'll prove that I was there.
43:34Please do.
43:35OK.
43:36Here we go, here we go.
43:37He's off.
43:38Oh!
43:40Oh, my goodness.
43:42This is unprecedented.
43:43What's under there, Ann?
43:44No-one's ever been allowed in there.
43:46What have you...
43:47Oh, I feel grumpy all of a sudden.
43:50This game doesn't make sense.
43:53What's that?
43:54What have you got there?
43:54What have you got there, young man?
43:55You show it up to the camera.
43:57Show us, mate.
43:57Where'd you get that?
43:58I don't know when you got your little photo taken, but...
44:01What have you got there?
44:01I rolled up later.
44:03What?
44:03You're both...
44:04What is this?
44:13I'm very impressed.
44:14Happy birthday, Mel Bracewell.
44:16It was a fabulous evening.
44:17It must be nice to be invited.
44:22Apple Watch users can now access what additional feature, Pam?
44:27Oh, no.
44:30Sleep apnea related.
44:31Oh, that's actually good.
44:32Follow-up question.
44:33Yes, points are yours.
44:34But that means you have to leave your watch on, right?
44:36Yes.
44:36At night.
44:37He'll tell you in the morning if you died.
44:41Oh, the iconic rosebud sled from Citizen Kane has made Hollywood history again.
44:46What's happened?
44:47Oh, Ray.
44:48It helped a Jamaican dobsled.
44:50Wouldn't that be amazing?
44:52Unrelated to the cool runnings, Alex?
44:54I saw this.
44:55It's sold for some crazy amount, like $22 million?
44:57Yes, Australian.
44:59Hey, Jennifer Lopez has vowed to never do what again?
45:03Ben Affleck is probably one of the wishes.
45:07No, but it is get married.
45:09Yes, she said never marry again.
45:10Charlie XCX celebrated.
45:12Oh, and we're out of time.
45:14Let's check that final leaderboard.
45:15And our winner is Ed Catterley.
45:20Congratulations to Ellen.
45:21And thanks to everyone for being part of the show tonight.
45:24We'll leave you with a reminder of the need to pay attention when you're doing a live TV news cross.
45:28We will have a full list of all the possible school holiday activities and...
45:34Dabbi-dabbi-dabbi-dabbi-doo.
45:35And there you go.
45:38Good night, Australia.
45:39See you next week.
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