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The Real Housewives of Rhode Island Season 1 Episode 2
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00:15Previously on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
00:17Hi, gorgeous.
00:18In Rhode Island.
00:19Bali.
00:20Everyone knows everyone.
00:21Hello.
00:22Love Shaq's dancing at your finest.
00:24We know your aunt.
00:25We know your uncle.
00:25We know your third cousin.
00:26Alicia, have you seen Liz?
00:28She has a very big pair of frogs.
00:30I've known Liz since I was born.
00:32Look at you, baby.
00:33You got everything.
00:34I know Kelsey because I grew up with her boyfriend.
00:37She used to date my boyfriend's brother.
00:40Yes.
00:40I've known Joelle since I was in high school.
00:42Rhode Island is different.
00:43Yeah.
00:44Because it's so close-knit.
00:46It's like if you're not from Rhode Island, suspect.
00:49Like, I don't know what the right thing to do is.
00:51Kelsey, you know, she's going through a lot.
00:53Like, her boyfriend has a girlfriend here and a girlfriend in Florida, no?
00:55Rosie was questioning your relationship.
00:58Was it brought up by you about the way my relationship is?
01:01Joellen brought it up.
01:02Joellen brought it up?
01:04Yeah.
01:04Welcome to Rhode Island where nobody tells anybody the truth and everybody just lies to each other's
01:08faces but talks behind their back.
01:10Welcome.
01:11I love it here.
01:24Ma.
01:25Ma.
01:25Mother-in-law.
01:27Ma.
01:28Look at us.
01:30Father-in-law.
01:31Jerry and I have been married 11 years and I think Jerry's a perfect culmination of both
01:37of his parents.
01:38Judy, where do you want me to put my stuff?
01:40I was going to say put it in my bedroom but the cat's in there.
01:42They're fabulous people.
01:44I couldn't love them more.
01:47Where do you make it tonight?
01:48I was going to do Brianna's favorite, the rigatoni's, the mini ones.
01:51Jerry, are you excited to meet the parents?
01:54I can't wait.
01:54My stepdaughter's, Brianna's life has been a whirlwind.
01:59She met this guy and before you knew it, she was pregnant.
02:03That was pretty quick.
02:05It was only a couple of months, you know?
02:07Jerry, she told him and he went, oh, he almost passed out.
02:12How many times have you met Zach?
02:13Four or five.
02:14He's your next guy.
02:15And he's got gorgeous teeth.
02:16What are you going to ask them?
02:18My granddaughter's pregnant.
02:19What should I say?
02:20You're not going to ask them when the ring's coming?
02:22No.
02:23Let's feel him out.
02:24Hi, Grandpa.
02:26Hi, sweetheart.
02:27How are you?
02:28Aw.
02:29I love you.
02:31Hi, guys.
02:32How are you?
02:33Mwah.
02:34You mean you're pregnant?
02:35Yeah, right?
02:37Jerry's daughters mean the world to me, even though I didn't give birth to them.
02:40I feel like a part of my blood courses through them.
02:44Aw, mama.
02:45I know, it's so gross.
02:47When Jerry and I first met, the girls were really little and ended up with us full-time.
02:52It was a time that was more appropriate for them to be with us and not with their biological
03:00mother.
03:00I definitely did not expect that full-time mom role that fast.
03:07It's not like a round belly yet.
03:09You can have half of mine.
03:10Before that, I decided when I woke up.
03:13I decided when I went to bed.
03:15I decided what I did with my free time.
03:18It was quite a change.
03:19I always wanted kids of my own.
03:21I never thought it would happen this way, but Jerry's girls really fulfilled that need
03:26for me.
03:28Oh!
03:29Here they go.
03:30Brianna.
03:31Poor Zach.
03:31He's nervous for his parents.
03:33Are you?
03:34How are you?
03:35Good, how are you?
03:36I've heard a lot about you.
03:38I'm perfect.
03:38Do it.
03:38Don't do it.
03:39Nice to meet you.
03:40I'd like you to meet the rest of the family.
03:42Hi, love.
03:42Oh!
03:43How are you?
03:44Nice to meet you.
03:46Nice to meet you.
03:47Your son is a beautiful human being.
03:49Family is very important to me.
03:51I lost my mom when I was 15.
03:54My dad shortly before I got married.
03:57Hello!
03:57Miranda!
03:58We didn't think you were gonna make it!
04:00So being all together with Jerry, with the kids, it just feels safe.
04:05It feels real.
04:06It feels right.
04:07Three girls, huh?
04:08Both of you.
04:09Yeah, it's brutal.
04:10It's brutal.
04:11You have no say, right?
04:12Nothing whatsoever.
04:13You have a grandson, hopefully.
04:15I'm gonna will it to you.
04:16Can you feel it?
04:17I have a feeling it's a girl.
04:19Really?
04:20You want a girl?
04:20You want a girl?
04:21You want a girl?
04:22Really?
04:23He's wanted a girl the whole time.
04:25This is the first grand baby.
04:27It's like a new chapter.
04:29It's new life.
04:29Anytime life comes in, it's nothing but joy.
04:33Mind ya.
04:34Let's go.
04:35Enjoy.
04:35Thanks, Nans.
04:36What do I want to be called?
04:38Certainly not Glamma, anything grand, anything Nan, anything non, none of that.
04:43I like Gigi.
04:45Let's cheers to Brianna.
04:46Wait a minute.
04:47Zach, the baby.
04:48Cheers.
04:49Best of luck to you guys.
04:50Cheers, cheers.
04:50Chin down.
04:59All right.
05:00Let's go explore this park.
05:01You want to run?
05:02Where do you want to go?
05:03You think there's duckies over here, Julie?
05:04I bet the ducks are in there.
05:07I'll put the blanket down here in this little tree cove.
05:10Why don't you play catch with Dawson?
05:12Can you guys play throw?
05:13You guys want to throw a little bit?
05:15All right.
05:15Go fetch.
05:17I'm telling the kids to play fetch.
05:19Do you like that?
05:19Yeah.
05:20Wouldn't be the first time.
05:21I have ever said that.
05:22What I was surprised when I first met Joellen was that, like, she is so much friendlier and
05:26warmer than I ever imagined.
05:28I really want to, like, get the kids together.
05:31Yeah, I know.
05:31That would be nice.
05:32Wouldn't that be cute?
05:33Yeah, because they're the exact same age.
05:34I know.
05:34And I love that.
05:36There are, like, some rumors around the state that she can be quite a bitch.
05:42But she's really friendly.
05:44I mean, yeah, she's not scared of a fight.
05:46I do not want to be on Joellen's bad side.
05:47Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
05:49I had the best time at your 4th of July party.
05:52Oh, my gosh, thank you.
05:52It was so much fun.
05:53And Jared is not one for, like, big social events.
05:56And he left being like, oh, my gosh, everyone is so nice.
06:00I'm so glad that you had fun.
06:02I feel like your first impression of me, Rosie's picnic.
06:05Oh, I was, it wasn't, honestly, wasn't fazed by it.
06:08Rosie.
06:09Shut the up.
06:10Like, are you out of your mind?
06:12I did tell Kelsey at the 4th of July about the picnic, how Rosie and Alicia were like,
06:18questioning her relationship.
06:20That was kind of what was bothering me a bit about Rosie.
06:23I feel like you guys will be fine.
06:25I just need to exist around her.
06:27Why don't you guys just, like, start completely clean?
06:29That's the plan right now.
06:31I'm just trying to turn over a new page.
06:33It's not that I think that Rosie and my personality doesn't mesh.
06:36I think that there's very big similarities.
06:39We both like aesthetic treatments.
06:40We're both brunettes.
06:41All right, Dawson, you want to go over here and explore a little bit more?
06:44Come on, JoJo's.
06:46Um, she's very photogenic.
06:49Sometimes I am too.
06:54That's all I've got for right now.
06:55JoJo, you want to go in the swing?
06:57Where's Jolie?
06:58Climbing up like a big girl.
07:00So Jared's at work right now, you said, right?
07:01How is the business doing?
07:04It's a constant stress.
07:06The ice machine's not working again?
07:08me.
07:09It's always something.
07:10I'll swear.
07:11I wanted to support his dream.
07:14Yeah.
07:15I had no idea that there's, like, such thing as, like,
07:18it's called, like, a bar widow or something,
07:20where, like, the husband's at work all the time.
07:22Oh, I see.
07:23Yeah.
07:24Now when he's home, he has, like, a lot of stress.
07:28This is not a good swing.
07:30I know.
07:30She's, like, an awful swing.
07:33He is constantly feeling like he's failing.
07:37We have sunshiny days sometimes,
07:39but they're very far and few between.
07:41It's just hard to always be, like,
07:44he's not happy, he's not happy.
07:48And he's always, like, it's not the kids,
07:50and it's not you.
07:52He feels like he's not being a good enough father and husband
07:55because he's not bringing anything to the table
07:58with his project.
08:00He is.
08:01And do you tell him that?
08:02Every day of my life, yeah.
08:04He tells me all the time.
08:06He's like, whenever I'm moody and dark,
08:08it's not about you.
08:09It's never about you.
08:10But it's hard not to blame yourself
08:13and always try to figure out,
08:15how do I make him happy?
08:16I want him to have his moments
08:18where he gets to go play golf and play softball
08:20without me being annoyed.
08:21But it's like, holy crap,
08:22that means I'm going to be alone for five hours like this.
08:27I know.
08:28And right now, you're in the thick of it.
08:30You really, really are.
08:31I think Ashley tries to portray this Instagram,
08:35perfect family, perfect kids.
08:37However, I also understand being a mom.
08:40It's very hard.
08:41I feel her frustration.
08:42We have a nanny 33 hours a week.
08:45I should be able to handle it.
08:46But, Ashley, you need peace of mind, too.
08:49Oh, baby.
08:51I don't know why I'm crying so much.
08:52It's okay.
08:53It's okay.
08:55What's up, sweetie?
08:56I don't want to go pee on a bun.
09:08Table for three.
09:10Right this way.
09:17All righty.
09:19You gonna have a drink?
09:21Does the dog have an ass?
09:22Does the beer in the woods?
09:25Can I grab you ladies a cocktail while you're waiting?
09:28Can I do a lemon jot martini on the rocks?
09:30Absolutely.
09:31Yeah.
09:32Hendrix.
09:32A little bit of pomegranate, extra lemons.
09:35You got it.
09:37This is your salad.
09:38Did you order a Cesar?
09:39I don't think we did.
09:42Okay.
09:44Maybe Rula ordered it preemptively.
09:47Have my Caesar salad waiting for me, please.
09:51I've known Rula over a decade now.
09:54We know each other through the boating community.
09:57Boat parties with friends is a big thing in the summer in Rhode Island.
10:01Also, Rula and I have heritage in common.
10:05I'm half Syrian.
10:06Rula's half Syrian.
10:07And I typically really always adore my Middle Eastern girls.
10:15Hello.
10:15Good to see you.
10:16I haven't seen you in so long.
10:18I would've been...
10:18Gorgeous.
10:19This is what time would like.
10:20How are you?
10:21Good.
10:22Hi Kelsey.
10:23Come on.
10:23Good to see you.
10:24Good to see you.
10:25I've known Rula through Liz.
10:27She's classy and very, like, put together.
10:30She's very, like, calm and monotone.
10:34We literally just get Rula at, like, this one baseline level.
10:38A spicy margarita, please, hon.
10:40Yeah.
10:40I'm pretty sure she's got some emotions.
10:43If there's no emotions down there, we've got a problem.
10:45We have a serial killer on our hands.
10:48How was the fourth?
10:49What'd you guys end up doing?
10:52Joellen hosted her party.
10:55It was fun.
10:59I feel like...
11:03Just say it.
11:05I've been a little bit more on the outside lately.
11:07What is it about the both of you that makes you want to hang out with Joellen?
11:12Joellen and I have definitely had ups and downs.
11:16She is a rep in the beauty business.
11:19My husband, Brian, and I know a lot of people in the industry.
11:22She comes across as friendly, bubbly, but that's not always the truth.
11:27You guys said she's a .
11:29She's talking about me and my husband, stirring up rumors.
11:33Oh, they're getting a divorce.
11:35Oh, he's leaving her for this petty slut.
11:38You have to know, like, I have your back.
11:41Like, you have to know the second I hear a echo of something, I'm calling you.
11:47In the same breath, I know you, Rula.
11:49I know that you're never going to want to, like, admit, like, something's up.
11:55From what I've ever seen of Brian and Rula, they've always looked like the perfect couple.
12:00They've always looked super happy.
12:01However, there are echoes all around Rhode Island that Brian's got a mistress.
12:11There's a mistress.
12:12Are you open to talking about it?
12:24Are you open to talking about it?
12:30Liz called.
12:31We started to talk.
12:32She was just, like, nervous about it.
12:34Obviously uncomfortable, I should say, right?
12:35And she's like, look, I don't know.
12:37I know there were some...
12:38I said there are photos posted online.
12:42I put you in touch with the person who...
12:44You did. You did.
12:45You did.
12:46She put me in touch with Joellen, who obviously happened to see him.
12:50Joellen apparently had some photos that were posted of Brian and that cockroach.
12:58At first, I thought that Joellen was trying to be supportive and help me,
13:01because that's what it sounded like.
13:03Until I learned that she had shared the pictures with the whole group
13:06and was running her mouth about town about it, and that was not okay with me.
13:11And that photo of Brian and that lady, that photo was taken.
13:15She's a hoe.
13:16She's not a lady.
13:17He posted that in the wintertime, from what I understand,
13:19and she had, like, a summer outfit on.
13:21She did.
13:21So, like, do you think this has been going on for a long time?
13:24No, it was last summer.
13:26What about now?
13:28Nothing.
13:28What about now?
13:29Nothing's been happening.
13:30That's been done.
13:31This is not still ongoing.
13:33This has not been ongoing.
13:35Show me that it's ongoing.
13:37So it stopped.
13:39That was the end of it, right?
13:40Well, what are you insinuating the truth is?
13:42Babe.
13:43There was a lot of talk.
13:45My husband's involved and or still involved.
13:47That's not the case.
13:47That's not what he is, ma.
13:49What he is, babe.
13:51He's there.
13:53It's pretty out there that Brian is still doing his thing with this woman.
14:00If Rula chooses to not acknowledge what's really going on and live in that land of delusion, I'm sorry.
14:08Elizabeth is allergic to bull .
14:12You're going to stop with the prideful thing.
14:15Your stupid prom wear, like, it doesn't, it's not benefiting you.
14:20We've all been through it.
14:21I know you've all, and I know you have, and you've shared with me.
14:26You've been through stuff with Jerry.
14:27You didn't kick him to the curb.
14:28Like, you took time.
14:30You processed.
14:31You thought about stuff.
14:32And look at you guys, how many years you've been together.
14:36Liz has shared with me her issues, you know, with Jerry and misunderstandings and indiscretions.
14:42She's done her thing, and he's done his thing.
14:46You know, he'd be away or on a fishing excursion or whatever, and they say when the cat's away, the
14:54mice shall play.
15:00I'll leave it at that.
15:01There's a lot that I just am not willing to say this is going on because you have kids.
15:08I understand.
15:09That's what it is, too.
15:10When you produce the kids with somebody, it is a game changer.
15:15Jerry has kids.
15:16You don't have your own.
15:21I don't mean it in a decision.
15:23You know what I'm saying?
15:24When you produce them with someone, not when you bring them up,
15:27from when they're three because they don't have a mother to do it.
15:30No.
15:31But all right, continue.
15:32No, no, no.
15:33Continue.
15:33No disrespect there, what I'm saying.
15:35No, I felt a little bit.
15:37I put it the wrong way.
15:37No, that's not how I meant it.
15:38That's not how I meant it.
15:39That's how you said it.
15:41No, I didn't have my own kids, but you have no idea what I've done in my life bringing up
15:48kids.
15:48Maybe not producing.
15:52For you to say to me, when you produce the kids.
15:55Let's take it back.
15:56That's not how I meant it.
15:56Then take it back.
15:57Then you take it back.
15:58I apologize.
16:00I care for you.
16:01I did not mean it that way.
16:02And I hope you know that I didn't mean it that way.
16:04But I swear to you.
16:06You know, my husband, we've been in a great place.
16:09I just would like everybody to respect that.
16:12There's a lot of fake info out there.
16:14I know I feel that way.
16:16I've been in the same exact position as you.
16:18I get it.
16:19Believe me.
16:19I can, like, sympathize with Rula in this situation.
16:22Joellen's Fourth of July party, like, everyone had questions.
16:26Rosie was questioning your relationship and polygamy.
16:30And Alicia was like, does Kelsey have two boyfriends?
16:34Rumors in Rhode Island are like wildfire.
16:37Whether they're true or not, they spread.
16:39What other people think I'm learning is none of my business.
16:44Yeah, baby.
16:45Bring it.
16:46Bring it.
16:46Watch out for the fire.
16:48Maybe they weren't my biological children.
16:52Oh, my God.
16:52But I sacrificed my life for you.
16:54We're not going to go there.
16:56Coming up.
16:57Everybody in the group has made it their business to talk about us.
17:00Right, right.
17:00I know.
17:01What happened last year happened last year.
17:03Were you able to forgive us?
17:08Were you able to forgive us?
17:21Shaun Don, that sounds expensive.
17:23Extra dry.
17:24I don't like dry.
17:26I'm whispering Angel, this is good .
17:29She needs options.
17:31Do you want to use this?
17:34Curl your hair with it.
17:36Six months out of the year,
17:37my boyfriend is in Miami,
17:39so, like, I have this 16,000-square-foot home.
17:42It's old to myself.
17:43You put it on here, and you press...
17:45All right, get it, get it.
17:46At our house, there is a full live-in cleaning lady
17:50literally there living with us, like, at our beck and call.
17:54Someone's at the door, Christina.
17:55Yeah.
17:56Dishes, laundry.
17:58I'm not meant for that life.
18:01Hello.
18:01Hello.
18:02How are you doing?
18:03How are you?
18:04Alicia.
18:05Hi.
18:06Hi.
18:07Good to see you.
18:08Good to see you.
18:09How are you?
18:09I'm good.
18:10How are you?
18:11Good.
18:12I meant to get cheese,
18:13so I brought crackers.
18:14You know I love crackers,
18:15but the line was, like, too long to get cheese,
18:16so I said, oh, whatever.
18:17We'll figure it out.
18:18I know you're always good for a good cracker.
18:19I know.
18:20If you are from Rhode Island born and bred,
18:22you are a different person.
18:23You're a breed.
18:24Alicia, so Rhode Island.
18:26So you knew I came here before a long time ago.
18:28Ten years ago.
18:29Mm-hmm.
18:30We had, like, a 4th of July party.
18:32Mm-hmm.
18:32And my best friend, Crystal,
18:33left me on the side of the road.
18:34I had to walk to a Dunkin' Donuts,
18:36because my phone died.
18:37What?
18:37From here?
18:38Yeah, I almost died.
18:39Yeah, I swear to God.
18:40Well, I didn't almost die,
18:41but, like, I had to walk on 4th of July.
18:43She left me in the woods.
18:44The way she talks, her mannerisms,
18:47not wanting to drive on the highway.
18:48This highway, the traffic, and this little bridge.
18:51Stupid car.
18:53Fix your car.
18:54I don't like highways.
18:56I've gotten in accidents.
18:57I ran over a woman.
18:58I've gotten almost driven off a bridge,
19:00so I've been there.
19:01I've done that with driving.
19:04You ran over a woman.
19:08So, kind of feel bad,
19:09because I feel like at the 4th of July party,
19:11which was great, by the way.
19:12Did you have fun?
19:12I had fun.
19:13I had so much fun.
19:14The whole situation that happened at the picnic.
19:16You know, I shouldn't have said what I said.
19:18Listen, I appreciate you saying that,
19:20and I get everyone's gonna have questions.
19:22I'm not mad at Joellen,
19:23but if she segued the conversation
19:27into, like, Rosie asking anything about my relationship,
19:31would I have rather not?
19:32I wasn't malicious about it.
19:34I was just, like, you know, being a little nosy.
19:36Yeah, not listen.
19:37That's Rhode Island for you.
19:39Yeah.
19:39Speaking of rumors,
19:40me and Liz saw Rula the other night,
19:42and she is not a fan of Joellen.
19:45No.
19:45Joellen's the gasoline to the mistress fire
19:48that's going on right now.
19:49She just keeps pumping it
19:50and pouring the gasoline on it.
19:52I actually really like Rula.
19:54Her family owns a jewelry shop that we go to
19:56that's really close with Billie.
19:57Her family also goes into Billie's restaurant a lot.
20:00I feel like she's got a bougie vibe to her.
20:03When Rula talks, she's, like, very fancy,
20:05and she's like,
20:05hey, hi, yes.
20:07Yes, Alicia, I believe that.
20:09What is their deal?
20:10According to her, there is no deal.
20:12Everything's status quo and hunky-dory.
20:14So he's not cheating?
20:16Not according to her.
20:17Okay.
20:18Again, I haven't talked to her about it.
20:20I keep hearing all these stories,
20:21and I'm like, oh, my God,
20:22please someone give me something.
20:23I know.
20:24I want to know.
20:24We need to, like, all come together
20:26and just talk and, like, be honest.
20:27I think we all have heard certain things
20:30about each other.
20:31Like, you didn't really understand
20:33the reality of my situation.
20:34Rosie sure doesn't.
20:36Sometimes you just need to address things head on.
20:39I feel like it's time that we all channeled
20:42our inner Hilary Duff and decided to come clean.
20:46Yep.
20:46I knew that was gonna happen.
20:47See, this is why I'm psychic.
20:48I knew that was gonna happen.
20:49Oh, God.
20:51Where's Christina when you need her?
21:03Three.
21:04Two.
21:06One.
21:06Go!
21:08Woo!
21:11Feels nice, huh?
21:14Good job, Princess P.
21:16I know you've been wanting to go in all day.
21:18It's been busy, busy, busy.
21:19Rhode Island is a very special place to grow up in.
21:23I was born right in the capital, Providence, Rhode Island.
21:26I live in an upscale town, Lincoln, Rhode Island.
21:29I wouldn't live where Joe Allen lives.
21:32I would never live in Cranston.
21:34It's just not my vibe.
21:36Let's see you, my little pea.
21:38I am a nautical girl.
21:39I own a boat.
21:41I'm one of the only female captains in Rhode Island.
21:44Watch out, boys.
21:45This bitch is coming.
21:46Like, drop the mic.
21:47Here I am.
21:49Now I'm gonna go fully.
21:52Go fully.
21:53Let's see.
21:54I run my own financial planning firm.
21:57I definitely have a reputation as being boss bitch.
22:01I had Andrea put together your consolidated report, just showing the total value of the portfolio.
22:09Everybody tells me that I run a tight ship, especially at the office.
22:13But the well-being and care of my two children is paramount.
22:16Good one, Bob.
22:17My son, Luca, is very close to my heart.
22:20If you ruin my hair extensions, guess where the money's coming from for new ones?
22:24Your bank account.
22:25No, your bank account.
22:26No, yours.
22:27Layla.
22:28She is a sass queen.
22:30Hey, Luca.
22:31Look at you.
22:33Hey, Luca.
22:34All right, give them back to Mommy, because we have to get moving.
22:37Hey, guys.
22:38Mommy, watch this.
22:40Okay, honey.
22:42Whoa.
22:44Look at you.
22:47How are you?
22:48I'm good.
22:49How are you doing?
22:50I've been with my husband, Brian, for 12 years, married for nine.
22:55He's a podiatrist.
22:57He does a lot of foot and ankle surgery.
22:59Patient is here today for follow-up of engromal toenail.
23:02Patient states that they are doing much better, not having much pain.
23:06Normally, I love tall, dark, handsome.
23:08And my husband is lighter, a little shorter.
23:14And I think he's handsome.
23:17He checked one of the three boxes.
23:20Just keep an eye on your sister, all right?
23:22You want to order them something to eat?
23:24Yeah.
23:24You guys want pizza?
23:25How about chicken parm or chicken kebab?
23:28I am of Lebanese and Syrian descent.
23:31My dad's from Beirut, Lebanon.
23:33My mom's from a small town in Syria.
23:36Brian is 100% Italian.
23:37The two cultures and those nationalities just mesh.
23:41As far as, like, what's important, family, family, family.
23:44That's been one of the easiest parts of the marriage.
23:46It's just killing me, because everybody in the state has made it their business,
23:50and everybody in the group has made it their business to talk about us.
23:53Right, right. I know.
23:54Like, instead of firing away on stuff you don't know, like, come and speak with the source.
23:58What happened last year happened last year, and it's in the past.
24:01I just want to move forward.
24:03When I saw the cheating pictures, I looked at Brian and I said,
24:08Is there anything that I should know?
24:10You better tell me now.
24:12He broke down a bit.
24:14He said it was done, that's it.
24:16You know, begging, pleading, crying.
24:18Were you able to forgive him?
24:23I'm still working on that.
24:25I'm really just tired of everybody making it way bigger than what it is and making it their business.
24:31We know we're strong.
24:32Obviously, I'm with you.
24:33I let you track me.
24:34You know where I am every second.
24:35I love my wife.
24:36I love my family.
24:37Like, they're just jealous, you know?
24:38Yeah.
24:39Mm-hmm.
24:42Coming up.
24:43Someone is showing up.
24:45Who?
24:46Woola La coming.
24:48You want to start ?
24:49I will bring it.
24:50I'm going to ruin your life.
25:15So beautiful.
25:17Hi.
25:18Hi.
25:19Come in.
25:20I'm in the kitchen.
25:21Have a seat.
25:22I feel like I need a glass of wine.
25:23Well, you're going to get plenty of it at this winery.
25:26We're going to do a winery.
25:27Love.
25:27Love.
25:28Why don't we, like, get, like, a party bus or something?
25:31So none of us have to drive.
25:32We'll meet at your house so that you don't have to drive anywhere.
25:33We'll meet at my house.
25:35Exactly.
25:35Make it easier.
25:36Yeah.
25:36But I'm going to, like, pack some snacks, too.
25:38Okay?
25:38Because I need my crackers just in case.
25:40Well, we have snacks.
25:42I don't leave the house without, like, a quick carb.
25:45I love my saltines because in case I get nauseous.
25:47Nuts for protein in case I feel lightheaded.
25:50I love a cracker.
25:51My figs, you know.
25:53You never know when you need a fig.
25:54Fig Newtons keep me full, and I feel like it's healthy for a cookie
25:58because it has, like, a fig that's a fruit.
26:00This is so amazing.
26:03It's nice and cool in here.
26:05Oh, look.
26:05Someone's here.
26:11I'll close it for you.
26:13Thank you so much.
26:15Hi.
26:15Hi, guys.
26:17Look at you.
26:17You look cute.
26:19Do I look like Minnie Mouse?
26:20Like, I don't.
26:21No, you look like a little brat style.
26:24Bye-bye.
26:25Liz, what the problem?
26:28You look beautiful.
26:29Hi.
26:29You look like a medieval princess.
26:34Ashley's outfit is different.
26:37Did you want it tighter?
26:38Tight, yeah.
26:39Is she, like, turning Irish or something?
26:41I don't know if that's, like, a medieval something.
26:43A folklore person, like, when they folklore or something.
26:46You know when they had the lambs and the women on the mountains?
26:49Folklore.
26:49What the ?
26:51Oh, my God.
26:51Please tell me it's a word.
26:59Hello.
27:01Hi.
27:01Hi.
27:02Hi.
27:04Hi.
27:05Gorgeous.
27:05Hi, guys.
27:06What's going on?
27:08I feel fine seeing Joellen.
27:10I feel fine seeing Joellen.
27:10Joellen's actually really fun when she's not being mean.
27:12Hopefully it goes well.
27:13Like, fingers crossed.
27:14You know?
27:15Like, oh.
27:16Yeah.
27:16Let's go.
27:17F and go.
27:18L, F, G.
27:22All right, who wants champs?
27:24Me.
27:24I don't.
27:26Oh, my God.
27:27I didn't do anything.
27:28That was a gunshot.
27:30All right, we're okay.
27:31It's fine.
27:31It's fine.
27:32All right, guys.
27:33Thanks, everyone, for coming.
27:35Thanks for having this idea.
27:36Cheers.
27:37I moved to Rhode Island because when you marry a boy from Rhode Island, you move to Rhode
27:42Island.
27:43I've lived here for four and a half years, and it would be nice to have a group of women
27:49in Rhode Island that I can be friends with.
27:51Oh, my gosh.
27:52Making friends in your 30s, like, is it even supposed to be a thing?
27:55Were we involved to make friends in our 30s?
27:58You look like a tiger.
27:59Oh!
28:00You look like a...
28:01Champagne chalice.
28:03I can't.
28:03I just got it all over my legs.
28:06I'm excited.
28:07I love wine vineyards.
28:08We're going to have fun.
28:10Yeah.
28:10I mean, I feel like there's a lot to discuss, but I want to have fun.
28:13We can sip and see what happens.
28:16Have fun day.
28:18Guys, we're here.
28:19Kelpie, thank you.
28:20We needed this.
28:24Welcome to Newport Vineyards.
28:26If you guys want to follow me right this way.
28:28I feel like we're not even that much wine drinkers, but we're going to start today.
28:31I love rosé.
28:32Is rosé wine?
28:33It's a red and white.
28:35It's a blush.
28:36Oh.
28:36I like cheap wine.
28:38I like what they call stripper juice and, like, the $8 a bottle wine.
28:43Give me that and I'll be happy.
28:45So the stainless steel tanks are home to our white wine and the rosé.
28:49Isn't this what they use for the heroin?
28:52It kind of reminds me of Breaking Bad right now.
28:54It's like, wait a minute.
28:55I wouldn't say that I'm a wine connoisseur.
28:58I would say that I'm a wine snob.
28:59I try to buy the more expensive bottles, hoping that I don't get hung over.
29:05It's actually so pretty.
29:07Oh, my God.
29:07The grapes are so small.
29:09Aren't they so cute?
29:10Oh, my God.
29:10They are cute.
29:11What is it?
29:12It looks like poison ivy.
29:13Oh, it's tomatoes.
29:15That's tomatoes?
29:16It's not tomatoes.
29:17It's grapes.
29:17We're at a vineyard.
29:18That's what I said.
29:19She said that's a tomato.
29:20All right, guys.
29:21You ready to grab some lunch?
29:22I'm so ready.
29:23I need my girl cheese immediately.
29:25I'm so ready.
29:25Jo.
29:26Come here.
29:28Oh.
29:29Welcome, ladies.
29:31Oh, my God.
29:31It's name-plated.
29:33There's someone who's showing up.
29:35Who?
29:37Don't even say rula.
29:40Wait a minute.
29:41Is that a rula-la?
29:43Ho!
29:44Rula-la's coming.
29:46Why is she here?
29:48So, Liz and I met with her.
29:51Lovely.
29:51I haven't known Rula very long.
29:54I just know her through Liz.
29:56However, I 100% am getting the brunt of the blame from Rula.
30:01Her husband was having an affair.
30:02And I shared a picture that the mistress posted on the internet.
30:09So, Helen is gonna turn up tonight.
30:12Why don't they get along, Joellen and this girl?
30:14So, there were echoes of Rula's husband having, like, an affair.
30:20And, like, Joellen took a picture and sent it to Rula.
30:23She was the one that was, like, the informant?
30:25Yeah, she was the messenger.
30:26She's got little kids.
30:27And her husband's a foot doctor.
30:29But I think he's doing more than rubbing foots.
30:32You want some cheese?
30:34I mean, I'm not here to, like, you know, publicize that her husband's having an affair.
30:38She knows it.
30:38Let's pretend that she doesn't know it.
30:39Oh, my God.
30:40I mean, come on.
30:41I sent her the pictures with the husband and, like, the mistress I'm making out.
30:45Last year, right around New Year's, I saw a picture on Instagram.
30:48It was Brian, Rula's husband, with another woman.
30:53And I sent it to Liz.
30:55Liz showed Rula.
30:56And Rula called me.
30:57She was begging me for the pictures.
30:59She's like, please, like, woman to woman, send them to me.
31:03So, I did.
31:04And you could hear her breath be like...
31:06I said, if you have questions for Joellen, you should probably ask her.
31:09It's not my question.
31:10Her husband's the one stepping out.
31:11Don't ask me a single thing.
31:13And Liz said that.
31:13You should probably...
31:14It's not my problem.
31:15You want to call my job?
31:16You want to start ?
31:17Because I will bring it.
31:18I didn't even bring that up.
31:19You didn't bring...
31:19She called my job?
31:20No, I didn't get to that point.
31:21Well, you know, like, that's a big deal to me.
31:23Fast forward six months later, Rula and her husband called my work, wrote emails into
31:29HR, complaining about me to try to get me fired.
31:32All because he knows that I know that he's having an affair.
31:35I don't know what my job has to do with this.
31:37This is my reputation.
31:38So, for somebody to with me and my career...
31:41Listen, she feels like...
31:42I don't give a what she feels.
31:44Tell her to keep her husband's dick in his pants.
31:46That's not my problem.
31:47Don't come at me because your husband's sleeping with somebody.
31:49What do I have to do with it?
31:50with my husband, with my kids, with my job.
31:53I'm going to ruin your life.
32:04Hiya, Brad.
32:05Can you hand me, like, a square, like, a piece of cheese?
32:08I'm going to, like, die.
32:09This is a lot.
32:10Don't come at me because your husband's having an affair.
32:13What do I have to do with it?
32:14I don't give a if her husband's cheating on her.
32:16That's not my problem.
32:18That's his problem.
32:19I've made that very crystal clear to her.
32:21So, before she walked in, I needed to warn you.
32:26No, let's go.
32:27Okay, come on.
32:28All right.
32:28This woman's husband is a foot doctor and may have had an affair,
32:32and Joellen may have let her know about the affair.
32:35They're coming back over here.
32:36Okay.
32:37You're sitting right here.
32:39I'm here.
32:40Hi, baby.
32:41I know we have an extra place card over here.
32:45Um.
32:50Hi, ladies.
32:51Hi.
32:51How are we enjoying the cheese and meat?
32:53I thought it was Rula.
32:54Do you guys want to wait a minute to put your food in?
32:56Oh, no.
32:56I know what I want.
32:57I want the grilled cheese.
32:58I'm going to do a cheese pizza.
33:00Well done.
33:01Cheese versus beef.
33:02I really don't want the bread.
33:04Can I get anybody anything else?
33:08Okay.
33:09You look really upset.
33:12You know, I'm not trying to be this awful mean person,
33:15but this person tried to hurt me and my job.
33:19When you come after my work and my financial state,
33:24you're not just coming after me.
33:25You're coming after my children and my family.
33:26Gary pays the mortgage.
33:28I pay for every single other thing in the house.
33:30So to try to ruin that, that's not acceptable.
33:33Oh, wait.
33:34Rula's face-sharming me.
33:36Rula?
33:37How are you?
33:39Hi.
33:40Hi, Lizzie.
33:42I'm so sorry.
33:43I'm not going to be able to make it today beautiful.
33:46I was at the urgent care for like two hours.
33:49She all right?
33:51Shut up, Alicia.
33:53Who cares?
33:55It sucks.
33:56I wanted to be there with you and have fun with everybody.
34:03Hoping to feel better.
34:05Well, feel better, Dolly.
34:06Bye-bye.
34:07Thanks for calling.
34:10What happened?
34:10Where was she?
34:12Oh, she was in bed.
34:13With a hat on and full glam.
34:15A hat and full glam.
34:16She's not sick.
34:17She gets headaches because she's stressed out from taking too much Ozymbic.
34:20Have a protein bar.
34:21Get a turkey leg from Ashley.
34:24I'm done.
34:24I don't want to talk about it anymore.
34:26I'm so hungry.
34:30I have a little game.
34:31I love a game.
34:32I feel like we've all said something.
34:34We've all heard something.
34:35I know.
34:36I was talked about at the picnic.
34:38Never have I ever been a polygamous.
34:41I thought Kelsey was that.
34:42Like, her boyfriend has a girlfriend here and a girlfriend in Florida, no?
34:45So, like, I have questions.
34:47But I think you have questions.
34:49You have questions.
34:50You have questions.
34:51No more talking about each other behind their backs.
34:54Let's bring it out on the table.
34:56I've been used to so many rumors about my relationship for the last decade of my life.
35:03All right.
35:03Everyone gets a box.
35:05Kelsey, you're creative.
35:06Everyone has questions about my relationship, about everyone else's relationship.
35:11I'm bringing the purifiers because it's time to clear the air.
35:13If you have questions, comments, concerns, something you've heard about any one of us,
35:18you're going to put it in the envelope and you're going to write the person that it goes to.
35:23And then we're all going to read our own box.
35:25Everything is anonymous.
35:27Oh, my God.
35:27I got Sharpie on my nail.
35:29That'll never come out.
35:30I'm going to collect who wants to do the honors of being the first.
35:36Ashley, when did you lose your virginity?
35:39I was, like, on the verge of 30.
35:4229.
35:44I lost my virginity when I was 14.
35:49So, 29.
35:50Something around there.
35:52Basically, I just wanted to wait for the right person.
35:57So, I ended up being a virgin for a bit of a time.
36:01Alicia, did you hook up with Gary?
36:03Never.
36:04Not once.
36:06No, did you ever think I really hung up?
36:07I just didn't know.
36:09He's, like, a brother.
36:10I would, no, never.
36:11I've known Gary since I was, like, three years old.
36:13I prayed for him in communion.
36:14Like, he was my prayer partner.
36:16Rosie's next.
36:17Oh, this is a good one.
36:19Did you have sex with the coach?
36:20Who wrote that?
36:21I don't know.
36:22Probably Joellen.
36:23I didn't.
36:24I think that's a big rumor about me.
36:25I've never even met him.
36:27No.
36:29Where'd that come from?
36:30I heard years ago that the coach was hooking up with a reporter.
36:34He probably was hooking up with a reporter, but I wasn't a reporter.
36:37I've never had an affair with a basketball coach.
36:40I've never even met him, okay?
36:43Don't believe everything you see on Reddit.
36:44I mean, Rich is barely my type.
36:46You think I'm gonna date, like, an old man basketball coach?
36:49Give me a break.
36:51Hmm.
36:52Are you a swinger?
36:53I hear this question often.
36:55I am not a swinger.
36:56Gary, they are not swingers.
36:57Okay.
36:57A few of my friends are swingers.
36:59Rhode Island's a big swinging community.
37:00Huge.
37:01To each their own.
37:02I don't give a what they do.
37:03So I wish Gary would let me and him swing.
37:05We had a threesome once.
37:07My mom's gonna hear this.
37:10Next.
37:11Are you dating?
37:15Everybody wants to know about your love life.
37:17Yeah, you know, it is a hot topic of conversation.
37:20I am not in a polygamous relationship,
37:22have never been in a polygamous relationship.
37:25Hey, I didn't, I was just asking.
37:27And obviously, I want to have kids.
37:30I want to be married.
37:31The person that I've been with for 10 years will not give me that.
37:35So I am dating somebody else.
37:39Now you're saying that you do have two boyfriends.
37:42What?
37:42I'm cool.
37:43I'm happy.
37:43I'm content.
37:44I'm living life.
37:45Yes.
37:46Amen, sister.
37:47I did ask ShotGVT about this.
37:49So polygamy is if you're married.
37:53Polyamorous is when you're not.
37:54She has two boyfriends at one time.
37:56If this isn't polyamory, I don't know what is.
37:59The two people in my life are the most wonderful people.
38:02Whether I end up with either or, I would be very happy.
38:06As long as you're happy, you're a baby.
38:08That's what I'm doing.
38:10I know that you guys have had questions.
38:12Rosie, Alicia.
38:14Yeah.
38:14But if anyone has questions about her, ask.
38:16But why did you bring it up in the first place?
38:19I didn't bring up Kelsey in the first place.
38:21Oh.
38:23Here you did.
38:24At the picnic.
38:25Did I say anything about her relationship?
38:27How is Kelsey?
38:29You know, she's going through a lot.
38:31What is she going through?
38:32You know, she's kind of in between what she wants to do for the future.
38:37We asked follow-up questions and you were like,
38:39well, we can't talk about it.
38:40We can't talk.
38:41You'll have to ask her.
38:42You didn't say anything negative, but you did bring it up.
38:45I think you gave the layup.
38:46You did open the door.
38:47I don't feel that I did that.
38:49I look at Kelsey as like a little sister.
38:51So if I did, this is a Kelsey, I will a gajillion percent say I'm sorry.
38:57All she said would have been like, I was with Kelsey a lot this week.
39:00Because she's like not feeling great.
39:01I said Kelsey was going through it.
39:02I thank you, Ashley, for saying that.
39:04Because I did not say something to get a conversation going.
39:07When the conversation got going, I stopped it.
39:09And that's how I feel.
39:12Well, that's why we're here today.
39:13I think Joellen apologizing to me was like everything that I needed to hear.
39:17And I feel like what she's saying is genuine.
39:20So I hope that this is just kind of like a one and done and that's it.
39:26Next.
39:26I know it not true.
39:27Love you.
39:28But the news is H true.
39:31I was nervous right now.
39:32I can't.
39:33Cece, could I ask you to like translate?
39:36I love you.
39:36But is the news true?
39:39No, but like, I mean, what's the news?
39:42So you're having like an affair or something.
40:05Wow.
40:06These women talk about affairs.
40:08They talk about cheating scandals.
40:10This is definitely supposed to be a salacious game.
40:13Like you're supposed to air out dirty laundry.
40:16This is like the weirdest thing.
40:18Is that true?
40:21No.
40:23I have heard rumors of like a former romance with Liz's best friend.
40:29Like they were calling each other like 400 times a month or something like that.
40:32But like, Liz is 56 years old.
40:35Like she's not really texting that much.
40:37I don't think.
40:38I'm asking for everybody else.
40:39I know it's not true.
40:40But we can pretend it is because it makes a great story.
40:44But no.
40:45My husband and I have a very close friend, Dino.
40:51He's my little brother.
40:53I love this person.
40:55We also had an unconventional friendship that people didn't understand.
40:59Was it completely right?
41:02No.
41:02Did we have this torrid affair?
41:04No.
41:04Did I have a sleep with this human?
41:06No.
41:07But he means a lot to me.
41:09I'm actually shocked that you of all people asked that.
41:13No, no, no, no.
41:14You grew up with us, Cece.
41:16Yeah.
41:16You know.
41:17Sorry.
41:18Years ago, my husband took up sport fishing.
41:22Jerry was gone three weeks out of four.
41:25So when Jerry wasn't here, I'm always with Dino.
41:30I know people say they have this affair.
41:33Alicia should know us all bull .
41:35She knows.
41:36Other people don't know my story.
41:39They want to, but time will tell.
41:42Listen.
41:43I'm happy we all came.
41:44I'm happy everyone conditioned and understands and listened.
41:48I think this has been successful.
41:50Yeah.
41:50I do too.
41:52You know, it's a scary day when people can take rumors and ruin lives over it.
42:00With Alicia saying that rumor, she was cosigning on to a narrative that she knew was false.
42:06Look, they look at me like I'm scary, but a couple of these girls at the table, they're capable of
42:15much more scary things than I am.
42:21Next time on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
42:24Hi, baby.
42:25Phil's the other man that all these girls love to talk about.
42:29Welcome to Studio 54.
42:30Oh, yeah.
42:34If he's having an affair, that's not my problem.
42:36He's not having an affair.
42:37He is.
42:38Listen, listen.
42:39Ongoing rumors.
42:40Bye.
42:42off, Kelsey.
42:43You just gave us me?
42:45This is not what I wanted.
42:46All right.
42:47You got more to hide than I do.
42:49What am I hiding?
42:50Wow, OK.
42:50Cheers, sir.
42:52Cheers.
42:52Cheers.
42:53Cheers.
42:54Cheers.
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