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Celebrity Sabotage Season 1 Episode 1
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00:04Welcome to the Manor House. The ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:12This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:17Welcome to Topplegoats.
00:19Welcome to the Applicants.
00:21Well hello players, welcome to the Backstabber.
00:24Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:26Oh my word.
00:28Do you all understand?
00:29Yes sir.
00:30Right, shall we?
00:31But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:37Are you joking?
00:38Oh my god, are you joking man?
00:42That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:46Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:54Yes!
00:56No!
00:59Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur and a different fake show host.
01:08Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:15share worth up to £30,000.
01:19And there's only one rule.
01:21Stop!
01:22Get down!
01:23Get down!
01:24Get down!
01:24Get down!
01:25Get down!
01:25Get down!
01:25No!
01:27Oh no!
01:28Tony, go back!
01:30Celebrity captured.
01:32Saboteurs!
01:33It's called some chaos.
01:34Tonight, legendary comedian Joe Brand joins Mission HQ.
01:39Put your visor down!
01:40As the celebrities take on their very first fake show, The Applicant.
01:45Hosted by entrepreneur extraordinaire, Sarah Davies.
01:49How much poo did you need?
01:51Get ready for madness!
01:52Oh no!
01:54Mind games.
01:55Oh my God.
01:56And mayhem.
01:57I look like Shrek.
02:00Get your ball and just sit.
02:02Oh my God!
02:03Oh my God!
02:04Oh my God!
02:04Oh my God!
02:05This is celebrity sabotage.
02:12Wow, look at this.
02:14This is epic!
02:15The celebrities are arriving for their very first day of sabotaging at the manor house.
02:21It's got a good foyer.
02:23Wow.
02:23Wow.
02:25It's got a library.
02:27Oh!
02:29Of course the bookcase opens.
02:31Yeah.
02:32Of course it's a couple.
02:33Hidden behind the bookcase and down in the basement of the manor house is Mission HQ.
02:39Wow.
02:41This is insane.
02:44From here, our celebrities have everything they need to watch, plot and sabotage the fake TV shows,
02:50including eyes on every corner of the house and grounds to execute their sabotages.
02:55This feels so proper.
02:56Wow.
02:57This is great.
02:59And we can talk to each other as well.
03:01GK.
03:02Hello, sir.
03:03Oh!
03:03I got it!
03:04Yeah!
03:04I got it!
03:04I got it!
03:05What about this button?
03:06You're just going to press this button?
03:07It's the door!
03:09I'm stopping it.
03:10That is so cool.
03:13Yes, go on, Judy.
03:13You can get under that.
03:15Don't press it.
03:15Don't press it.
03:18Oh my God!
03:20Oh my God!
03:21Oh my God!
03:22I thought we were going to kill Judy Love.
03:24Pull Judy out!
03:25Pull Judy out!
03:27Pull Judy out!
03:29I thought we'd kill the loose woman.
03:31Do you know what?
03:32I took that one for the team!
03:34HQ alert!
03:37Oh!
03:37Celebrities!
03:38Welcome to The Manor House and to your top secret Mission HQ.
03:42Thank you for having us.
03:43It's an absolute pleasure.
03:44Love what you've done with the place.
03:45Are you ready to play Celebrity Sabotage?
03:47More than you would ever know.
03:49Come on!
03:50There is only one rule.
03:51Do not get caught.
03:53If you do, both yourself and the contestant will be at risk of leaving the game.
03:58Oh no!
03:59Oh my God!
04:00So guys, we cannot get caught.
04:03We cannot risk anybody leaving this game and not winning money.
04:07Look, we're all coming together and we're all going to sabotage together.
04:10Yes!
04:12Oh!
04:13I love one of these!
04:14Three, two, one.
04:15Sabotage!
04:16Celebrities.
04:17Oh, guys!
04:19Celebrities.
04:19Habitage is a five player game.
04:22What?
04:23We're only four.
04:23Get ready to meet your first guest saboteur.
04:27Oh!
04:27Yes!
04:28Yes!
04:29Oh my God!
04:30Who's it going to be?
04:31Let's go!
04:39What an absolute honour.
04:41Oh, stop it you.
04:42I can't believe this.
04:43Welcome to Mission HQ.
04:45Come on round.
04:46I'll do my best, okay?
04:48You're already looking credible in the garb.
04:50But I can't run.
04:51Joe, let me show you this.
04:53So we are under here.
04:55Right, this is the garage.
04:56Right.
04:57Could you just circle the nearest toilet?
04:59Ha ha ha ha ha!
05:01Ha ha ha ha!
05:02Ha ha ha!
05:03HQ Alert.
05:04Oh!
05:04Celebrities, now that Joe Brand is here, your team is complete.
05:10Six business savvy contestants are on their way.
05:14They think they're here to take part in a brand new business competition show called The Applicant.
05:19Oh, yes.
05:20Which is, of course, completely fake.
05:23They're gonna be so serious and catty. Maybe as well
05:33Grafted in my business and built it from the ground up and I know I've got what it takes to
05:39succeed
05:40It's a powerful jacket from Mel. She looks like she's just won the Masters. Yeah
05:45I
05:46Love working in the corporate world. I am the corporate queen. I am fiery and I don't take any crap
05:51from anyone
05:52You've heard it 24-7. I'll work 24-8. I'm always putting in that extra hour
05:58What Jake looks quite young Jake is you? Yeah, Jake is super young. I'm very competitive
06:04I always want to come out on top, but I have to do things the right way and always do
06:08things by the book
06:09Chris look a bit too nice to be in business
06:12A little bit like someone who would give you an accruciation
06:17Yeah, you could do with them. Yeah, yeah
06:21I'm a natural born leader failure. It's not an option. Look at Josh. Josh is rubbing his hands like yeah
06:26I'm coming for this money. I'm not here to take part. I'm here to win. I'm not the applicant. I'm
06:32the applicant
06:34They all look like serious business professionals and anyone walking in the line of in slow-motion
06:42We could we could look business. Oh the driver's coming round
06:46The suspense it's proper
06:52Look at that such a cool way to rock up. Who's gonna be?
06:56It's sir Allen
07:06Good morning everyone
07:09How are you all feeling
07:12Excited
07:12Excited
07:13Oh
07:14Emma, Emma, Emma's really happy
07:17Look at Emma's first
07:17He's so happy she's crying
07:19He's so happy she's crying
07:19Yeah, because if you're proper want to be a business girl, she's the queen
07:23Sarah, we're gonna have a lot of fun
07:26Good luck Sarah
07:28Welcome to the applicant
07:30Over the next two days you will be competing in a series of tasks to test if you can thrive
07:36in the competitive world of business
07:39I will be assessing your every move and decision
07:43As will we
07:44And at the end of the process one of you will win this
07:48The coveted Gordon briefcase
07:51Who takes that title is up to me
07:54But who puts themselves in with a chance is entirely down to you
08:00Mission alert
08:03Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission
08:07Sarah and GK
08:09Oh
08:09Yeah
08:10Thank you, Evans
08:11Whilst Sarah sets the applicants their first task
08:14You must throw fake bird poo on two of them
08:17Oh
08:17My days
08:19Each successful hit is worth £1,000
08:22So there is a total of £2,000 up for grabs
08:25Oh no, that's a lot of money to start with
08:28It's a lot of money
08:29And remember, don't get caught
08:31Have you not seen any birds?
08:32Well, we're in the countryside
08:34Yeah, yeah, mate
08:34How are we gonna do this?
08:37Oh no, that door
08:38Oh my god
08:39There's a whole other room
08:40That door's open
08:40What have we got?
08:41What's bird poop?
08:42Try the yoghurt
08:43Ah
08:45We've got it
08:46We've got it
08:47I think you should test that
08:49Just don't get the hair
08:50Hi
08:50Yeah, that's the one
08:52There we go
08:53This is
08:56Judy, why are you clenching your buttcheeks there?
08:59Guys, Sarah is like still out there speaking to the contestants
09:03Oh sorry
09:03Let's go
09:09I feel like we're sort of watching our kids go to school
09:11I know
09:11I know
09:12They're just out there
09:13They're just out there
09:13Oh my god
09:13They're so slippery
09:15If you can hear us
09:17Touch your bum
09:19Yes
09:20Yes
09:21Yes
09:21Jake
09:22Hello
09:23You're the youngest contestant we have in the competition
09:26Do you think that's strength or a weakness?
09:28Guys, get up there as quickly as possible, please
09:31I hate heights
09:32That's not even height
09:33I hate heights
09:44Can you guys see the Africans?
09:46Oh my gosh
09:47Oh my god
09:48Give us a wave
09:51Yes
09:51Nice
09:53And are you a natural entrepreneur?
09:55I'm a grafter
09:55I've sort of learnt the business from the ground up
09:58I do like to make the decisions and the final decisions
10:02Oh, TK, watch this
10:04And are you a natural leader, would you say?
10:07Definitely a natural leader
10:08Didn't work, didn't get him
10:10Go again
10:11You were close, you were close
10:13Let's both do it
10:14One more biggie
10:15High and long
10:16High and long, babe
10:23We need to play as a team
10:25Jake, Jake's lucky
10:27Jake's lucky
10:27Get down, get down
10:29I threw the spoon
10:30I threw the spoon
10:32I threw the spoon
10:32You threw the spoon
10:33You threw the spoon
10:34You threw the spoon
10:43I threw the spoon
10:44I threw the spoon
10:48I threw the spoon
10:48I threw the spoon
10:48How was this all hitting?
10:50How are you going to sell yourself?
10:52I've definitely got the gift of the gaff
10:53You should goddamn hand
10:55Yeah, go hand
11:00And finally, Mel
11:03Are you going to take the win?
11:05Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop
11:06He's turned round
11:06Someone's looking
11:07He stinks
11:14I franchised preschool classes
11:16Jake
11:17Oh, you might have got him
11:18You might have got him
11:19He's looking round
11:20Yeah
11:20Did we do that?
11:22Are you worried?
11:23I just got the head pulled
11:24I'm making it
11:25Did I actually go on you?
11:26I just got on my shoe
11:26That's good luck
11:28Wait, it's on his shoe
11:29It's on his shoe
11:29It's on his shoe
11:30Yes
11:34Yes
11:35Yes
11:35Guys, but stay low
11:37Stay low
11:38That is good luck
11:39A baby wipe will do
11:40It just keeps splattering
11:43Look
11:44Can you see all that?
11:47Look how close it got to us
11:49I don't know where it is
11:49Look
11:50It keeps splatting
11:52Oh my god
11:53But what must they be thinking?
11:55Someone's given this
11:56Yes
11:57Pigeons some laxatives
12:01We've won them a grand
12:02Come back to HQ
12:03You've done excellently well
12:05And bring the yoghurt
12:06Because I actually fancy a bit of muesli
12:09It was like the birds pooing
12:10I didn't see a bird in the sky
12:12So God knows where it was
12:13It literally landed on his shoe
12:16Whoa
12:18The birds are back
12:19We did it
12:20You did it
12:20You got it on his shoe
12:21You got an issue
12:22Don't touch me
12:23Right, it's time for your first task
12:25And for this
12:27You will be split into two teams
12:29Chris, Emma and Josh
12:31You will be Team Blue Vision
12:33Jake, Louise and Mel
12:35You will be Team Power
12:36For your first task
12:38For your first task
12:39I want you to create a marketing video for this location
12:43To pitch it as a premium wedding venue
12:46You need to plan, shoot and star in your video
12:52I hate
12:52I hate
12:53Like this
12:53Good luck everyone
12:54Off you go into the money
12:56They're going in
12:57Good luck applicants
12:58Look, they're right by us
12:59Where?
13:00Oh my God, they're right
13:00Next to us
13:01Sorry
13:02Sorry
13:04Fingers or lips
13:06Wow
13:07How nice is this?
13:09Well done, sorry
13:10You are absolutely amazing
13:11Someone chucked something down here
13:13Oh that was a spoon
13:14you spoon man oh my god I mean how much poo did you need you know what you're
13:21welcome to take that spoon and use it for your lunch well lucky me with the
13:27first task set the applicants start planning their marketing videos so we've
13:31got the games you've got the welcome drinks we've got the flower arch one more
13:35thing in the barn we can talk about the champagne tower you know we're looking
13:38at the teams I was very much team blue vision I do like the way team power a
13:43really enthusiastic you forget Judy this is not a real show yeah none of it
13:48matters it doesn't matter which team is better because we've just got to get
13:52them sabotaged mission alert what do we got here we go celebrities it's time for
14:00your next sabotage missions which will happen at the same time I've got a
14:05double Judy Judy you must collapse the champagne
14:09tower whilst team blue vision a fully inside the wedding bar meanwhile Joe and
14:19Joe disguised as the grounds gardeners you must disrupt team powers filming
14:26causing them to stop recording each sabotage is worth 3,000 pounds making a
14:33total of 6,000 pounds up for grabs yes Joe you've got this you have got this
14:39we're both gonna be gardeners can I be a rock or something time to get shooting as the applicants
14:47get ready to shoot absolutely the celebrity suit up for sabotage
14:53oh
14:55oh
14:56oh
14:57oh
14:57oh
14:57oh
14:57oh
14:57oh
14:57oh
14:58oh
14:59oh
14:59oh
14:59rock
15:00em
15:01on
15:02I'll
15:04I
15:04Oh
15:06hem
15:07he
15:27little
15:29Oh, dude, Team Blue Vision are on the way.
15:32They are coming to you.
15:33I found it, guys. I found it.
15:36Then, when the time comes, smash it.
15:38Right, thank you, Sam. Sorry.
15:40I think I can pull it from behind, right?
15:43Or, like, maybe if I knock it, that would destroy it.
15:47This is stunning, isn't it?
15:49Oh, dude, they're literally seconds away!
15:52Oh, God.
15:54They're about to walk up the steps into the room.
16:09Oh, God!
16:09They're about to walk up the steps into the room.
16:13Oh, God.
16:14Oh, dude, they're literally seconds away!
16:19Oh, this looks like my actual wedding.
16:22Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
16:24Oh, God! I think I found something.
16:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that thing there.
16:27Right, I've got this. I've got this.
16:29It's gorgeous.
16:29Those beams are incredible.
16:31Give it a pull.
16:33It's going to be difficult.
16:35Judy, they're just on the other side of the curtain.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Oh, no, that's too far, too far, too far.
16:41You need to go back under.
16:42Too far.
16:43You've got the champagne...
16:44Oh, the champagne tower!
16:46Yeah.
16:46By the tower!
16:47Oh, my God!
16:51Oh, God!
16:51No, no, no, no!
16:53Oh, God!
16:53I thought she was going to do it.
16:55Are you going to be pouring it from the top?
16:57Yeah, of course.
16:57You have to pour it from the top and then it trickles down to the bottom.
17:00Yeah, that's it.
17:00Exactly.
17:01Judy, don't even breathe.
17:04Oh, God!
17:04Judy, they started.
17:05Judy, they started.
17:06So, I'll say the bit first and then pop it.
17:08And then I'll start, yeah?
17:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:09Okay.
17:10Oh, God!
17:11We're going to tell you when to go.
17:13Stand by.
17:14I can't breathe.
17:15I'm so nervous.
17:16Oh, my God.
17:17Yeah, I'll try not to get it over your lovely wedding.
17:19Don't take my eye out.
17:20He's opening the bottle.
17:21He's opening the bottle!
17:22So, after the ceremony, after we've cut the cake, we come round to a modern feature of this venue.
17:28Hold on.
17:29I'm so nervous.
17:31So, this is the champagne tower.
17:33Keep holding.
17:35Stunning, and it's a bit different.
17:37Hold on.
17:38Oh, God.
17:39Hold on.
17:40So, Josh, pop our bottle, please.
17:43He's popping the bottle.
17:44Oh!
17:52Go!
17:55Yes!
18:00You made it down!
18:01You made it down!
18:02Oh, my God!
18:04Oh, my God!
18:05Run!
18:06Get out of there!
18:07Get out of there!
18:08Run!
18:09What did you do?
18:11I literally just touched it.
18:12Yeah, you barely even touched it.
18:13Yeah.
18:14I held it so that it wouldn't fall off.
18:16Get back to HQ!
18:17Run!
18:20I'm sorry.
18:21I'm sorry.
18:21I just literally touched it.
18:23I didn't...
18:23No, no.
18:23You just touched the top.
18:24I saw it.
18:26This has been awful.
18:28The whole champagne tower fell on my feet, the whole thing.
18:34I touched the top of it very, very lightly, and the whole thing came down.
18:39While a confused Team Blue Vision lick their Prosecco-covered wounds, Joel and Joe move into position to disrupt Team
18:47Power's filming.
18:49Right, come on, guys.
18:50Get in there for another three grand.
18:52Go up here.
18:53Go on the right of this bush.
18:54Park there.
18:55Okay.
18:57So we're starting from here, shooting in this direction with us saying, and look where we are now in the
19:02beautiful ground.
19:03Action!
19:04Here we go, this is it.
19:05Go on, Joe.
19:05Get your tools out and just have it large now.
19:07Just turn them on.
19:08Turn them on, Joe.
19:09Turn them on.
19:13Bean bag throwing for the kids and also the adults.
19:18Get in the back of their shot.
19:22Oh!
19:22She's really going for it.
19:26She's way too in.
19:31Oh, no.
19:32Joel, go and get you.
19:34What?
19:34What?
19:36What the hell?
19:36She's got rogue.
19:41Why are they not stopping it even though there is, like, industrial noise in the back?
19:47Joel, we need them to stop filming, mate.
19:49Yeah, yeah.
19:49Give me two.
19:51Give me two.
19:51When we do our cheers, what do you want to say?
19:55Oh, my God.
19:56What is it all for?
19:57What is it all for?
19:58Ha, ha, ha, ha!
20:03Do they really need to do that now, right?
20:07Ah!
20:09Wait!
20:10Wait!
20:11A little second!
20:12What is it all for?
20:12What's going on?
20:12Okay, stop!
20:14They've absolutely smashed that.
20:15Oh, guys, a disruption.
20:17Well done!
20:18While I'm gardening...
20:20Is that Joel singing?
20:21Put your tree in my garden.
20:26Guys, get me!
20:26Sorry.
20:27Sorry.
20:27Sorry.
20:27That's all right the hell is that
20:34It's so well guys
20:41Just plowed through the middle of the Joe doesn't give a damn
20:45I just trusted that I wouldn't get recognized walk it through go get Joe go get Joe
20:53So there was a few distractions on the way there's a few gardeners having to do some some work
20:59I mean the fingers crossed. It's all gone. Well, obviously. We'll see how it turns out
21:09It's time for your next sabotage mission Sam disguised in a suit of armor
21:14You must swap the memory card on team powers camera for an empty one so they lose all their footage
21:21This mission is worth
21:224,000 pounds
21:25That's big
21:26Get caught that's hard. That's hard. I can't stay still bad bad choice
21:33Welcome to the manor house main lake think we've absolutely smashed this challenge Sam
21:38You've got to be so careful because they're all around the building this floor is so slippery
21:43Doesn't it like you're in Strictly come dancing with a suit of armor. Yeah, do you think we've done enough?
21:48Oh, yeah
21:49More than confident
21:50Yeah, team power
21:53Come on Sam
21:59Oh wow
22:01Quiet quiet Sam
22:03Quiet babe
22:04Pun intended suits you
22:06Hey
22:08They're coming quickly
22:09Put your headgear down
22:16They are about to come in
22:22Louise is walking in flick your head forward
22:26Grab what we need to leave the camera
22:30They're in the room they're in the room pop that down we'll grab a fresh one
22:35Oh my god Mel is right there
22:37Then we'll go down the corridor
22:39Yeah, they've got to leave the camera in there for you to steal the memory card
22:45Sam is doing so well standing still
22:49Oh my god, this is the longest
22:51He's ever
22:51Doing a great job
22:53And hold it hold it hold it
22:54Hold it
22:54Pop that down doll
22:55You don't need that
22:56Still walking round with her
22:58They've left their camera
23:00They've left their camera and they're leaving
23:01Just wait
23:01Not yet not yet
23:02Wait
23:03Here we go
23:05That was amazing
23:06She looked right at me
23:08Sam they are out of the room
23:10Go go go go go
23:11Nice
23:11Nice
23:12Shut the door
23:13Be really quiet
23:15I'm trying
23:16Now get the memory card
23:17Go get the memory card now
23:20Oh my god
23:21This is very tense
23:22Oh my god
23:23I'm so nervous
23:24Where's the memory card
23:25Oh yes
23:27This is a man who knows his way around the camera
23:31Yes
23:32Yes
23:33That is a man with two million followers on Instagram
23:36He knows where the hole is where the memory card goes
23:38Sam
23:38What now?
23:39What do I do now?
23:39You need to replace it
23:41I think there's a replacement one on the table
23:43Possibly in that little see-through bag
23:46Hold on
23:47Oh
23:48Oh
23:53Keep quiet
23:54The group's outside
23:55And they might need to come in for anything
23:57So just be careful
23:57After a final debrief with her team
24:00Mel goes to collect their footage
24:02To take to the fake show's editor
24:04To brief him on their creative vision
24:06She's coming
24:07Guys
24:08She's coming
24:08Oh my god
24:09Mel's coming back
24:10We have to be really quick Sam
24:11Oh my god
24:12Ah
24:14Oh
24:14Oh
24:14She's there
24:15Get that memory card
24:16In that camera
24:17Sam she's coming back
24:18Oh
24:19This is intense
24:21That's it
24:22Yeah
24:23Get back in position
24:24Get a glove on again
24:26Sam put your face down
24:42Oh my god
24:54Oh my god
24:55Oh my god
24:56Oh my god
24:56Oh my god
25:08Oh my god
25:11Oh my god
25:41Oh my god
25:47Oh my god
25:50Oh my god
25:52Oh my god
25:53Oh my god
25:53Oh my god
25:56Oh my god
25:57Oh my god
26:43Oh my god
26:47Oh my god
26:47This card is empty and I can't work with it
26:49Oh my god
26:53Oh my god
26:55Oh my god
26:56Oh my god
26:58Oh my god
27:01Oh my god
27:07Oh my god
27:18Oh my god
27:20Oh my god
27:21Oh my god
27:21Oh my god
27:22Oh my god
27:22Oh my god
27:24Oh my god
27:25I can hear some metal coming in
27:26Yeah
27:35I don't know if I'm being stitched off. Oh
27:39stitched up
27:40I don't quite know how to tell you this she's fuming look
27:48It's not recorded one thing that we've done from today. Joking me. I don't understand
27:53We've been pressing the buttons all day. We've done this to the most suspicious group. Are you pranking us? You
27:58actually
27:58I swear to God. Oh, I didn't do where that's impossible. No, it feels bad now, but we have just
28:06won them loads of money
28:12We looked at it. I'm sure I saw the red I've seen the red light. I have seen the red
28:16light. Oh, it's just
28:19Oh, it's wrenching. I press the button and a little dot came up with RAC like record. I really don't
28:25know what's going on there
28:25I really don't know
28:27HQ alert
28:29Celebrities your first day of sabotaging is over and you have added
28:3311,000 pounds to the prize pot
28:38Get a good night's sleep as there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow
28:42Oh, let's go. How do I take this off?
28:46It's day two
28:48And the applicants are about to receive their final fake task from Sara
28:55Let's talk about Sara. She she's right. She's in it. She's so good
29:04Win their money and that's what makes it more easy for us to be so yeah deceptive
29:13Good morning applicants
29:16For today's task I've arranged for a group of corporate guests from the travel company 2e to come here to
29:23the manor house for a team building away day
29:28Team blue vision you will be hosting a wellness and yoga away day
29:33Oh
29:35Thanks for judy is this is judy doing the yoga
29:37Yes
29:38Come on
29:40Come on
29:41Come on
29:42Team power you will be hosting an adventure paintballing away day
29:47Oh
29:47Oh
29:49Oh
29:49Oh
29:49Oh
29:49It hurts though
29:52It hurts though
29:54You have two hours until your clients arrive
29:58Good luck
29:59Off you go
30:00Thank you
30:01Thank you
30:19We need to call ahead to the local party shop
30:22Okay
30:23To secure our costumes
30:25Mission alert
30:27Oh
30:29Celebrities the applicants have been set their next task
30:32GK you must pretend to be the party shop owner and convince team power to order the wrong costumes
30:38Yes
30:39This mission is worth 2,000 pounds
30:46Where is it?
30:47Where is it?
30:48Where is it?
30:49Everyone listen
30:50Suspense
30:51Right everyone shut up
30:53Should I put it on loud?
30:54Yes
30:54Right
30:56Hello
30:56Hello good morning
30:57I was just wondering if we could order a few costumes please
31:00Yeah of course
31:01What are you looking for?
31:02Perfect so basically we're looking for some superhero costumes but we would need 3 of them
31:06So the only like 3 matching outfits we have are cowgirls?
31:13Oh
31:14Oh
31:15Oh
31:16Okay
31:16Um
31:17Brilliant
31:18Alright we're taking it
31:19Alright thank you I'll see you soon
31:21Goodbye
31:22We've just won them some money
31:24That was great
31:25You are going to be the most gorgeous cowgirl
31:29Yay
31:31Nice job
31:32Yes
31:35While team power come to terms with being paintballing cowgirls
31:38Team Blue Vision are hard at work creating the perfect recipe for relaxation
31:43So we're required to make a homemade rejuvenating face mask for the guests
31:47So we're going to say this one includes matcha, kiwi
31:50Yeah
31:51And spirulina
31:52Yeah?
31:53Mission alert!
31:55It's time for your next mission
31:57Joe, disguised as an armchair
31:59What?
32:01You must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder so it stains the client's skin
32:06Oh!
32:07That's so good!
32:08That's devious!
32:10This mission is worth £6,000
32:12Oh wow
32:13That is very risky
32:14Yeah
32:20Joel, we can see you!
32:21Yo!
32:21You look amazing!
32:23You've got to be really quiet
32:24Team power are in the blue room, Joel
32:26And also, mate, team blue vision are in the dining room
32:30The way Joel is walking so slow is stressing me out
32:33Hey Joel, you're going to have to put a speed on there, mate
32:34I'm a chair
32:37Oh, Zara's there
32:40Oh!
32:41He's in!
32:42He's landed
32:44Zara, would you like to sit on the chair?
32:46Zara, don't tell Joel
32:48Just very, very quietly go and then just sit on it
32:52He's just...
32:54He's got no idea
32:55Are you doing amazing?
32:56Stay exactly where you are
32:59And lean back, lean back, lean back
33:01Oh my God, one of the contestants is sitting on you
33:05Joel, don't move, don't move, there's a contestant sitting on you
33:10You're going to get Joel laughing
33:11I can feel it's Zara Davies
33:15I like the feeling of a dragon
33:17Are you ready for your outfit?
33:19Here it is
33:20What is going on?
33:21Here we go
33:24Jake, this is going to look cool
33:25Is it all in there?
33:26Are there bandanas and everything?
33:30Oh my gosh
33:33Oh no
33:36Is it James not happy?
33:38James not happy at all
33:39No, he looks a bit fuming
33:40OK, great, so scripts and agendas sorted out
33:42Let's get ready to make the face masks
33:44Let's go
33:45Let's go
33:46Let's go
33:46Oh!
33:47Joel, Team Blue Vision is moving
33:49They're on the move
33:52Joel, they're in the orange range
33:54Green
33:54Look at these ingredients
33:57Lovely
33:57They look fab
33:59That's very green
34:01Joel, move your right hand up and down if you're OK
34:06Oh my god, that was risky, look
34:10Sara's laughing, look
34:12You just look so cherry
34:13It's brilliant
34:14Now they did say
34:16If you add more of something
34:18I think it was spirulina
34:19That it gives a little bit more
34:21A boost of something
34:22A lot of spirulina, isn't it?
34:25Should we keep to the
34:25Keep to the recipe
34:26Keep to the recipe, yeah, I think so
34:28But remember, it's about those extras
34:30Isn't it?
34:31All right
34:31Do you want to give them a little bit more?
34:33Yeah, give it a few, why not?
34:34Joel, this is actually really good as well
34:36The boys are putting in loads of the recipe
34:39And it's going to make it look really green anyway
34:41So your stuff, you can put loads in
34:45Little thumbs up if you understand
34:47Yeah, let's go with that
34:49Yeah
34:50Yeah
34:51Yeah
34:52Yeah
34:55Oh my god
34:56Oh my god
34:57He got too big for his boobs
34:59They didn't see you but they just
35:01They literally turned to face you just then
35:03OK, fantastic, I think we've done a great job
35:05I think, you know, the clients from Tui
35:07Are going to absolutely love that on their faces
35:09So if you go and see how anyone's getting on with the yoga
35:11Let's get it
35:12Let's do it
35:12Let's go
35:16This is your moment
35:17You've got to go, Joel
35:18This is your time
35:19Joel, get yourself up and go and change it
35:21Quickly
35:24There he is
35:24Go on, Joel
35:25Oh no
35:26He can't see
35:30Come on, come on
35:34You're going to need to add some water
35:35Get it all in
35:36Add water, babes
35:38Water
35:38Yeah, nice
35:39You just put so much in
35:41How did your face mask go?
35:44It was good
35:45It's looking good
35:46Keep going, boy
35:47Keep making it sticky
35:48It's all good natural ingredients
35:49I don't think we need to overthink it
35:51It'll be fine
35:55Yes
35:56That's great
35:56Oh no, it's on your sofa
35:58We'll just get him back to HQ
36:00Run to the bookcase
36:01Run to the bookcase, Joel
36:03Let's go with the right ingredients
36:04Well, hopefully
36:06This is the saddest thing I've ever watched
36:07This is an awkward run
36:09This is like the lowest point in Joel's career
36:20With everything set, the contestants gather outside the front of the manor house
36:24To welcome their corporate guests
36:26Look
36:27Look, look that one
36:28Oh, Siwi arriving
36:29Oh
36:31Wow
36:32Look great
36:35Are you ready to join us?
36:37Hello
36:37Let's go
36:39Yee-haw
36:40Yee-haw
36:41Yee-haw
36:43Yee-haw
36:43You ready to feel rejuvenated today?
36:45As Team Power take their corporate clients to the woods to set up paintballing
36:49Team Blue Vision prepare to pamper their guests
36:52Do you mind if I put this face mask on your face?
36:55With what, unbeknownst to them, is now a sabotaged green food dye enhanced face mask
37:02Oh my day
37:03Here we go
37:04Face masks are coming
37:06Face masks are coming
37:22A sabotaged green food dye
37:23It does have magic ingredients
37:25Yes
37:26Yeah
37:27Food colouring
37:28Ha ha ha
37:29Ah
37:29Ah
37:36OK, ladies
37:37It's time to remove your masks
37:39Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, no. Oh, it's not gonna. It's not gonna stain our faces there
37:46No, it won't stain your faces
37:49That's rank. I look like Shrek
37:52If you just scrub gently just in circular motions, it will come off. No, it's not ever. No, it won't.
37:58Oh my god
38:01Would anyone like a green smoothie
38:09How does it look?
38:18I feel like they put too much of a certain ingredient in the face mask
38:25Did you definitely check the measurements yes, yeah
38:31So, you know I put the ingredients in so I'm happy to sort of take the kind of blame on
38:36that one
38:46I'll get in there Joe, that's incredible. What you've just done
38:55Oh my god, well done everyone well done
38:59I've had a lot of spa days and face masks before but never anything like this
39:03I feel like I've scrubbed a layer of skin off. I'm absolutely not coming back to this far
39:09100%
39:11Meanwhile over with team power
39:12What we're gonna be doing today is paintballing and we are in the woods for this as well
39:16So you've got to go very careful. It's just gonna be quite a fun day to be fair
39:23Okay, so we're going to move on to the yoga which I'm taking
39:29Mission alert
39:30Mission alert
39:32Celebrities. Yeah, it's time for your final sabotage missions
39:37Joe you will stay behind as mission controller gk
39:41Hidden inside a garden storage box. You must pop emma's yoga ball mid-class
39:46I love this
39:51And then Joe, Sam and Judy
39:55Posing as team power paintballers
39:58You must sabotage the yoga session covering team blue vision and their guests in paint
40:05That's incredible
40:07Celebrities each mission is worth five thousand pounds
40:11So there is a total of ten thousand pounds up for grabs wow wow
40:17And remember don't get caught
40:20Do not get caught. Okay gk you need to find something to pop the balls with. Yep. We need to
40:26find guns
40:40Let's go
40:43Have you found the box gk lovely and breathe out?
40:51Jesus
40:55Grab your balls, please
40:57She looks at her right while she's sat there. She will see me. We are literally high level here. We
41:03go gk
41:05I think you'll have one go at it. I want you to be comfortable with your ball, okay?
41:10Get your ball and just sit on it. I'm waiting for her to bounce
41:15And bounce on it
41:21Sharp a thrust as you can
41:23Oh my god
41:26Okay, go for it go for it
41:37Get your ball and just sit on it and bounce on it
41:43Bouncy bouncy bouncy
41:45Okay, go for it go for it
41:51Oh my word oh that was brilliant
42:04How embarrassing I was bouncing on it too hard clearly
42:08I'm back to hq
42:10I'm not confident this ball, so i'm just uh i'm just getting the feel for it
42:15After a successful explosive mission gk sneaks back to join joe in mission hq
42:22But meanwhile over in the woods team power busy leading their cowgirl paintball activity
42:30Allowing judy joel and sam god i'm so excited to sabotage the yoga session disguised in the same cowgirl costumes
42:39And breathe in
42:42Cause absolute carnage big time oh my god
42:47Sam don't show your face
42:50Go on have it last judy
42:51Go on go go go
42:53Paint everywhere paint everywhere
42:59Paint everywhere
43:00Go go
43:02Breathe in
43:07Do you think they could move
43:09I don't feel like what are you doing
43:10Breathe out
43:13Breathe in
43:14Right go go go go
43:16Let's just keep focused on the breathing
43:20I'm so just so nervous
43:26Yeah
43:30Sorry guys
43:31This is really dramatic
43:33Who feels relaxed
43:34Team power came in and ambushed my whole class
43:37They've 100% done it on purpose
43:39They're trying to sabotage our task
43:41It was carnage absolute carnage
43:43I can only imagine maybe they've just got that real desire to win and to beat us
43:48I cannot believe they've done this to us
43:50They've played us dirty
43:59With the disastrous away day done the applicants are ready for the final results and are heading to sarah's office
44:06Or so they think
44:09Oh my word
44:10What is that?
44:11This is a bookcase
44:14Wow
44:15Oh my
44:16Oh wow
44:18She's been watching us the full time
44:20No way
44:22Celebrity sabotage
44:24But we're not celebrities
44:26What is happening here?
44:27Oh hello
44:29Hello
44:30Hello applicants
44:31Now you must be wondering what on earth is going on
44:35Just a bit
44:36Yeah
44:37But I've got something to tell you
44:40The applicant is not a real show
44:44What?
44:45Take a look at this
44:47Oh
44:48Oh
44:49Oh
44:50What?
44:51Sam Thompson
44:52GK Murray
44:54It's a big poop
44:55I didn't see a bird
44:57It's Gini Love
44:59I love Gini Love
45:00I love that
45:04We need him to stop filming mate
45:07Don't stop it
45:08What?
45:08How did I not recognise him?
45:10I'll get the memory card
45:12He stole our footage
45:14No
45:15It's a chair
45:15You're going to need to add some water
45:18Get it all in
45:18I didn't put too much in
45:20Exactly
45:20We were scrubbing their faces for hours
45:23Okay go for it go for it
45:25Joe Brown
45:26Nice
45:31This is hilarious
45:35Yes
45:46We're sorry
45:47Now you have not been taking part in a real business competition show
45:51You've actually been contestants on a secret game show for celebrity sabotage
45:57And you did
45:59For every sabotage we successfully completed we've been building up a secret prize pot for all of you
46:07This day the total prize one for you all is 29,000 pounds
46:16Coming out with 4,800 pound it's just incredible
46:20I thought yeah I had no idea there were celebrities underneath the house
46:24I thought it was just bad luck all the way
46:26Oh my god
46:28I can't wait to be able to take my two kids on the holiday that we haven't been able to
46:33go on for the last couple of years
46:34And I've been promising them
46:39Next time on celebrity sabotage
46:43Welcome to our brand new show couple goals
46:47Matt you need to splash Emma
46:53Oh no
46:56Yeah
47:22Thank you
47:27The
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