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Celebrity Sabotage Season 1 Episode 3
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00:01Welcome to the Manor House.
00:03The ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:08This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:13Welcome to the perfect pooch.
00:15This is SOS Survive or Surrender.
00:19Welcome to the backstabber.
00:20Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:23Oh my word.
00:24Do you all understand?
00:25Yes sir.
00:26He's ready to play a little game.
00:27But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:33No!
00:34Oh my god are you joking mate?
00:38That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:42Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:45I'm telling you I'm a sabotage!
00:49Woo!
00:50Yeah!
00:52Oh my god!
00:54Oh!
00:54Oh!
00:56Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur.
01:01And a different fake show host.
01:05Together their mission is to sabotage the fake show.
01:08And build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to share.
01:12Worth up to £30,000.
01:15And there's only one rule.
01:17Don't get more!
01:19Celebrity Captured.
01:21Tonight the celebrities are joined by legendary lioness Jill Scott.
01:27I feel so bad.
01:29As the celebrities take on totally fake TV show The Great Kitchen Cook Off.
01:35Hosted by renowned TV chef Monica Galletti.
01:39How are you?
01:39You having a good day?
01:40It's about to get even better.
01:42She's walking in out.
01:43She's walking in out.
01:43Get ready for madness.
01:45No!
01:45Whoa whoa whoa!
01:46Mind games.
01:47Someone playing with me?
01:48I'm not sure.
01:49And mayhem.
01:52Yes!
01:52It's celebrity sabotage.
02:01It's a brand new day at the manor house.
02:03And the celebrities are back to cause chaos.
02:06Let's go!
02:10We are back in the house!
02:13We're back!
02:14We're back!
02:15We're back!
02:16We're back!
02:17We're back!
02:17We're back!
02:18Do you like that?
02:19Come on!
02:20Do you know what it is about missions?
02:21You get really excited.
02:23Now's my time to shine.
02:24And then when it gets to it, get really nervous.
02:26Yes!
02:27We get like a new special guest and we get a new host.
02:36Here comes the Troublemaker!
02:39Ah!
02:40Oh my God!
02:44Oh my God!
02:44Oh my God!
02:46Oh my God!
02:46Oh my God!
02:47Oh my God!
02:47I'm so excited!
02:48Jill, let me tell you something.
02:49Keep that excitement because you have no idea how crazy this show is.
02:55Do you feel you've got a part of you inside you that can have this little bit of people?
03:00I am competitive, but to sabotage I am a bit scared.
03:04But we're doing it for the greater good, aren't we?
03:06Exactly!
03:06Yeah!
03:07Yes, we're mashing up their life for the day, but for the future, it's for the best.
03:12Exactly!
03:12And their reaction is always worth it.
03:14So where we're starting, what we're doing?
03:17HQ alert!
03:18Oh!
03:19I've got HQ alert!
03:20Celebrities!
03:21Yeah!
03:21Hello!
03:22Now Jill Scott is here, your team is complete.
03:24Come on, Jill!
03:25Yeah!
03:26Woo!
03:27Six contestants are on their way to the Manor House, and they think they're here to take
03:31part in a brand new cooking competition called The Great Kitchen Cook-Off.
03:35Oh!
03:37Oh, no!
03:39Wow, there's so much we can do with that!
03:41The pressure!
03:42Oh, no, no, no!
03:43Oh, no, no, no!
03:47I've always had a very strong interest in cooking.
03:50I definitely think I would give Gordon Ramsay a run for his money with my beef well instant.
03:55Oh, I feel so bad.
03:58They're going to put so much effort into this.
04:00There's something about just making sure that, you know, everyone's fed a bit like Jesus feeding
04:04the 5,000.
04:05I'm not Jesus, by the way.
04:09Why does Will literally look like my child?
04:11I love cooking because it makes me happy to make others happy.
04:15Hopefully, I could win.
04:16I would say I'm not competitive, but I am.
04:20I'm in it to win it.
04:23When people taste my food, I just want to get that, oh, my God.
04:28I know this is all about fun.
04:29I've got to be honest, I really want to win this.
04:31They've got your game faces on.
04:33You look at Casey.
04:34It would be exciting to cook for a celebrity.
04:37I've never done it before.
04:38Well, I have, actually.
04:38I made a sandwich for Sean Ryder.
04:40I can't believe there's a whole tent.
04:44Hello, and welcome to The Great Kitchen Cook-Off.
04:48Six of Britain's best home cooks stand in front of me.
04:51And over the next two days, you'll be cooking up a storm, testing your culinary talents.
04:56She's going to smash this.
04:57She's good.
04:58Because once the two days are up, I will crown one of you the Great Kitchen Cook-Off champion.
05:03But before all of that, it's time for me to introduce my co-host.
05:07Who's the co-host?
05:08So, please welcome the delightful Judy Love.
05:11Whoa, whoa, whoa!
05:13Whoa, whoa, whoa!
05:14What the hell is going on?
05:15Well, you're not up there, mate.
05:16You're not up there.
05:16You're the co-host.
05:24It's one thing being a sabotage and hiding, but actually acting the whole time.
05:30Judy, you got this.
05:31You can do this.
05:32You're going to be like a person in the field.
05:33Yeah, let's get your foot off.
05:34Do you know what I mean?
05:36Mission alert.
05:38Judy, you must become the co-host of The Great Kitchen Cook-Off.
05:42Oh, my God.
05:43And when called upon, sabotage in plain sight.
05:46Me isn't.
05:46Me isn't.
05:47So, you've got to host a show whilst pretending you're on another show.
05:51That's a lot, man.
05:52They're really pretty pretty.
05:52Just to let you know, I've got an earpiece in telling me what's going on.
05:55Judy is actually stuck in hair and makeup, believe it or not.
05:59Oh, so Judy gets hair and makeup and not me.
06:01Yeah.
06:02Yeah, I see.
06:05Come on!
06:06Oh!
06:09That is very cool.
06:10That's you.
06:11Very cool.
06:14I'm so excited and I'm nervous at the same time.
06:17But listen, I've got to go.
06:17I can't keep Monica waiting.
06:19You've got to go.
06:20Good luck.
06:20You've got this.
06:21I am a host.
06:23I'm a host.
06:24In a cooking show.
06:30Oh, my God.
06:30I'm so nervous.
06:32I can't believe I've got to do this.
06:34Oh, oh.
06:35Monica's got her little fake watch out.
06:37Guys, I am so sorry.
06:41Go from the top.
06:42It's just who's ringing.
06:43Oh!
06:44Let's go.
06:47Judy, touch your nose if you can hear us.
06:50Yes!
06:54It's real, baby!
06:55It's real!
06:55It's happening!
06:56Judy Love, everybody!
07:00Come on, Judy.
07:02Hello, home cooks.
07:03So, I'm here to tell you about your great kitchen cook-off challenge.
07:08We're after mini Yorkshire puddings, Victoria sponge cakes and sausage rolls.
07:13Everyone, you have three hours.
07:16It's time to cook off.
07:18Oh, I love a catchphrase.
07:21So good, Judy.
07:22No rehearsals.
07:23Not if you're enjoying yourself.
07:24Are you enjoying yourself?
07:25If you could tell your face, that would be absolutely fantastic.
07:30Mission alert.
07:31Oh, yeah!
07:33Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission.
07:37GK, you must sabotage Toomey by swapping her sugar for salt in the larder, so it ruins her Victoria sponge
07:42batter.
07:43Oh, no!
07:45So, sugar for salt?
07:47Yeah, sugar for salt.
07:47Well, you can't be seen.
07:49I don't know the difference between sugar and salt.
07:51This mission is worth £2,000.
07:54That's a good chunk of change.
07:55Remember, there's only one rule.
07:58Don't get caught.
07:59Otherwise, there will be serious consequences.
08:02Oh, my God.
08:04Right.
08:05Really happy that I've spent four hours in glam.
08:08Maybe you could pretend to be, like, a chef.
08:10Crew.
08:11No crew has makeup done so impeccably.
08:15Well, guess what?
08:16Today, someone's actually tried.
08:18All right?
08:22Oh, my God, no way.
08:24Oh, my God.
08:25Go and do it.
08:26Okay.
08:26You got this.
08:28Do you think they're going to recognise us?
08:29Yep, 100%.
08:30Okay, so we're going to lose GK.
08:33Careful, like Grant gone.
08:34GK's out.
08:35Just like it's just us three, guys.
08:38To pull off this sabotage, GK will have to get from HQ to the larder without blowing her cover.
08:50Should I do a light jog?
08:51I'm going to jog.
08:53GK, you need to crew walk.
08:55Oh.
08:57Why is she walking so weird?
08:59Walk normal, GK.
09:01My God, I'm so on edge.
09:02My heart is beating out my bum.
09:04Hi, Jimmy.
09:05Hello.
09:06How do you feel cooking against the other five in here?
09:09I feel good.
09:10This is my safe space.
09:11I'm in control here.
09:13And the taro sponge cake.
09:14My aim is to really wow you with the flavour.
09:17She's now telling her really lovely story and we're about to ruin her cooking.
09:21All right, Jimmy.
09:21Good luck.
09:23I'm going.
09:23Oh, my God, I'm so on edge.
09:26So what do I need to do?
09:27You're going to swap the sugar and the salt to me.
09:33I just...
09:35Oh, she's doing it.
09:36She's doing it.
09:37You like that?
09:39Oh, no.
09:40Oh, my God.
09:41No.
09:41She got tired of that hug.
09:42GK, you can't just leave it like that.
09:44Oh, yeah.
09:46It's all over the floor.
09:47She needs to hurry up.
09:49Yeah, I need to get some ingredients.
09:54GK, you go not to scare you, but Tumi's not on the loose.
09:57Really?
09:57You want to clear up the floor first?
09:59Why did I pour it everywhere?
10:01You need to get out there pretty soon.
10:05Tumi's coming.
10:06You need to go.
10:07No!
10:10She's walking in now.
10:11She's walking in now.
10:13Oh, my God.
10:26Tumi's coming.
10:26You need to go.
10:27Tumi's coming.
10:28She's walking in now.
10:29She's walking in now.
10:34Tumi is in the larder with you.
10:42I feel like I can't even breathe.
10:44She's about to get your sugary salt.
10:47GK, I don't mean to freak you out, but she is literally about half a centimeter away from
10:52where you're lying.
10:55She's got the sugar.
10:56She's got the sugar.
10:58She's got the sugar.
10:59Oh, look at GK, you little face.
11:04She's left.
11:06Right, GK, go.
11:07Get out of there.
11:08Go, go, go, go, go.
11:12Don't run.
11:13You're going to look suspicious.
11:13You're going to walk.
11:19Guys.
11:20GK!
11:21Yay!
11:22We've got to talk about your walking.
11:24This is an impression of you walking across the field trying to look like a normal crew member.
11:31Well, I thought if I did a jog...
11:33There's nothing that says less like I'm crew.
11:41Right, 12 minutes left, guys.
11:47Ann, it's okay, Ann.
11:50Judy, you're so cruel.
11:52So, what's the sausage roll?
11:54So, it's kind of like a Mediterranean spiced sausage.
11:58Judy, at some point while you're there, can you just touch his mustache?
12:02What about gravy?
12:03And then I'm doing a red wine shoe where it sits on it.
12:06A red wine shoe?
12:07Come here.
12:08Come here.
12:08Come here.
12:09Come here.
12:10Oh, yeah.
12:14Monica!
12:15Yes, Judy!
12:16Come here, you.
12:17Let's just get on.
12:18So, it's really good.
12:19Monica's taken her away.
12:24So, I'm making my batter from my Victoria sponge cake.
12:28So, I just have a butter and sugar.
12:30Oh, sugar!
12:31Oh, sugar!
12:33It's happening!
12:33It's happening!
12:34It's happening!
12:36Oh, my God, she hasn't noticed!
12:38I need to make sure that the flavour is really good.
12:45Oh, my God.
12:46Oh, my God.
12:49Um...
12:50Hands going up.
12:51What is this, what is this, though?
12:52Butter for Victoria sponge cake.
12:53I'd like to start from scratch.
12:56Yeah.
12:56It looks a bit split.
12:58Yeah.
12:58Oh?
12:59Have a taste of that.
13:00Oh, my God.
13:01It's like salt instead of sugar.
13:03Oh, my God!
13:04It's a waste.
13:05It's gone.
13:06It's a waste.
13:08Oh, my God.
13:09This is not caster sugar.
13:23You've got icing sugar.
13:26Jill, you must hide in the vegetable patch and lock Casey in the larder.
13:31He's so tall as well.
13:32You are so tall.
13:33No vegetables are that big.
13:35Meanwhile, Sam, you must ruin Anne's Yorkshire puddings by turning off her oven.
13:40What?
13:40To do so, Jill must smuggle Sam into the tent hidden inside a cleaning trolley.
13:45Wait a minute.
13:46They get that and I'm a cabbage patch doll.
13:49Each mission is worth £2,000.
13:52Jill, what are you going to wear?
13:58Oh, my God, no one's ever going to know.
14:00Oh, my God.
14:00No one's ever going to know.
14:02Jill, you look like mud.
14:04I think you need to get your serious heads on now.
14:07Let me just remind you of what you're doing.
14:09Right, OK, yes.
14:10Joe and Sam, you need to walk in there, hide in the cleaning trolley, and you turn an oven off.
14:15Cool.
14:15Jill, hide in the veggie patch.
14:17OK.
14:18£4,000 is on the line.
14:20Bigger money, bigger reveal.
14:22Maybe we should just use the garage door.
14:26Just go, just go, just go.
14:28There are only 30 minutes left on the home cooks challenge, so the pressure is on for
14:34Joel, Sam and Jill to create the kitchen catastrophes before time runs out.
14:39Judy, the celebs are nearly at the tent.
14:41Two of the celebs are coming to the tent.
14:50Oh, my God.
14:53Ann!
14:55So, what are you making?
14:56So, I'm making onion bhaji, Yorkshire pudding.
14:58Oh, love a bhaji.
14:59Not professional.
15:00I'm just a little home cook.
15:02Some of the best cooking I get from the home cooks.
15:06Jill.
15:06Are you able to show me?
15:07The waking bar?
15:08Oh, my God, it's Jill.
15:10Jill.
15:10If it is any consolation, you will be able to show me.
15:13You look like a vegetable patch.
15:15I've currently got a carrot up me arse.
15:17Jill, a lot of people would pay to have that.
15:22Right, Jill, Casey's on the move to the larder.
15:25OK.
15:27Keep being a vegetable.
15:32Stay hidden.
15:34There's going to be a tight window here, so be ready, OK?
15:37Just inside the larder, just wait.
15:39Go, go, go now.
15:41Go now, now.
15:42You're a lioness.
15:43Quick, crawl, crawl, crawl.
15:45Go, go, go.
15:49Get down.
15:50Get back into the soil.
15:53That was so ungraceful.
15:55Stay there.
15:56She hasn't realised yet.
15:58Don't move.
15:58Huh.
16:01Oh, she's locked in.
16:03Jill, give me a thumbs up.
16:04I haven't got a hole.
16:06Lovely.
16:07Guys, Casey is stuck in the larder.
16:11Yes.
16:11Yes.
16:14Jill, can you hear her trying to get out?
16:17Someone let me out, please.
16:19You can come and run back now.
16:21Run, Jill.
16:22Go on.
16:22Be quick, though, because it does look weird that a tree's running.
16:28If my cake burns, I'm going to be mighty upset.
16:32Jill!
16:33Jill!
16:34Oh, my God.
16:36Jill, we did it.
16:37Well done.
16:38Oh, my God.
16:39That was really stressful.
16:48It's not me for.
17:00Just to let everyone know, Casey is coming back to the tent.
17:04She broke out.
17:05Oh.
17:10So you've got all your ingredients?
17:12I think so.
17:13Yeah.
17:13I mean, I just got trapped in the larder.
17:16Is that like sabotage?
17:19Oh, my God.
17:21Did she just say sabotage?
17:23No.
17:23Trapped in there.
17:24I was in there and the door went slam and I stood there like that.
17:27Monica, you're smashing it.
17:29With Jill's mission complete, now Joel must prove that he can stand the heat as he smuggled Sam into the
17:35kitchen to sabotage Anne's oven.
17:37Joel, have you got a plan?
17:40Let's get things clean.
17:42I do feel like this is the most high-risk one.
17:46I'm not used to using a fan oven, so it's all going to be a little bit of trial and
17:51error.
17:52So, we'll see what happens.
17:54Good luck, guys.
17:55You've got this.
17:56Remember, two grand for some soggy Yorkshire puds.
17:59Judy.
18:00Get ready.
18:01Get ready.
18:02They're coming in.
18:03How are they going to turn this oven off, though?
18:06Oh, we're going.
18:07We're going.
18:08Me and Jill came out.
18:10Joel and Sam are coming in.
18:11My mum doesn't know.
18:13She imagine well.
18:23I'm so nervous.
18:25I'm feeling anxious for them.
18:28We need to get Anne away.
18:30Judy.
18:31Get Anne away from her oven.
18:34She's already squeezed through there.
18:35Squeeze through there, please.
18:38He's getting locked up.
18:41Sam, are you walking?
18:43Where are we?
18:45Where are we?
18:47Guys, you need to move.
18:50What have we got here?
18:52Can we cut your hand?
18:54I think you've just nipped yourself.
18:56I think we're just going to have to get you.
18:58Just blue.
18:58Yeah, just blue plaster.
18:59Go, go, go, go, go.
19:03Let me just take that.
19:05Go.
19:06Can I just get a plaster for her hand, please?
19:09For Anne's hand, before she carries on, OK?
19:12Go on.
19:17What am I doing?
19:18What am I doing?
19:20What am I doing?
19:21Put it the wrong way round.
19:22What do I do?
19:23Oh, no.
19:27Judy, keep her distracted.
19:28They have the trolley the wrong way round.
19:32It doesn't hurt when you get down to it.
19:34No, it doesn't hurt.
19:39I think it's off.
19:40I think it's off.
19:41Get us out of it.
19:42Get out of there.
19:43Get out of there.
19:44Yeah.
19:45I think we've done it.
19:47Joel, don't walk with the whip.
19:49Just get out.
19:51Yeah, stop cleaning now.
19:54Get out of the room.
19:58You should look in the room.
20:05Get out of there.
20:05You're quite enjoying getting out to Mr.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Are you?
20:09This is a bit me.
20:20We are elite to this.
20:28with Anne's oven now off the big question is are her Yorkies ruined
20:34home cooks there is 10 minutes remaining
20:42right a little bit of a mistake here oh my um Yorkshire didn't rise as much as I wanted to
20:51it to do ah yes but you know what fingers crossed fingers aren't gonna help you no
20:59bosses are gonna be helping that one tune is a little bit stress yes
21:09I'm definitely running out of time and I'm going to do my best
21:16home cooks 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 can you smell the burning
21:29home cooks your time is up please step away from your stations
21:36Monica will now be assessing your dishes in the taste test mission alert
21:42oh another one Judy inside a mug on the tasting table is a human hair during the taste test you
21:51must pretend to discover the hair when you take a bite of Will's dish oh my god oh he's gonna
21:57be so
21:58gutted and it's gonna be great this mission is worth four thousand pounds here we go
22:06it looks very nervous I do feel a bit bad that she lost her time in the larder though yeah
22:12Casey it
22:13smells lovely the pastry's got it's crisp it has caught on on the sides here which you want to be
22:18careful if she's had a bit longer it might be yeah and you're up next come on
22:30did you intentionally want them to be this flat oh um as I said it's more about the flavor she's
22:41flagging away on this beautifully huh I love her did she love her when you were turning off her
22:46oven to me would you like to bring your plate to the taste table please oh she's had a tough
22:54day
22:54wow look at that wonderful the fact that you had to remake your sponge cake very happy thank you so
23:02much
23:02this means a lot to me to me to me to me as you can see I'm scooping up the
23:07gravies and bits with the
23:08last bit of Yorkshire pudding so I think that says it all all right Judy wills next if you have
23:13the
23:14hair just itchy nose okay will you're up next oh well doesn't know what's common it's gonna be so
23:23embarrassing and everyone's gonna look and be like yeah it's from his mustache all right shall we
23:28how is she gonna do this I'll come back to that one yeah let's start with this oh god sorry
23:58okay will you're up next oh well doesn't know what's common shall we oh god sorry
24:27oh my god I don't believe I'm blonde oh my god I can't handle this I can't handle it
24:37you all right Judy looks like she's about to cop up a third ball don't worry don't worry don't worry
24:44look at him he wants to be swallowed up that's ten grand Judy you've had ten grand look we can
24:52surpass a hair or whatever this is this is delicious thank you thank you well thanks well Judy you've
25:02absolutely smashed that congratulations everyone on completing your first task go and get some rest
25:09because if you thought it was hot in the kitchen today oh it's gonna get even hotter tomorrow
25:23somehow in the vegetarian sausage mix there was a long blonde hair oh no the worst thing that could
25:29happen oh I had a problem with my Yorkshire pennies but then everybody had a problem well well I think
25:35he
25:35could probably have one of my hairs in this the minute I saw the jar saying sugar but there was
25:44salt in it I
25:45thought it was a sign to to go home I'm so happy that it all turned out okay and it
25:51tastes good
25:57so good HQ alert celebrities you completed all of your missions successfully which means you have
26:06added 10,000 pounds to the prize pot get some rest because there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow
26:22it's day two a fake show the great kitchen cook-off and the celebs are hungry for more mischief here
26:29we are day two oh I see Judy love
26:37good morning Judy love touch your nose if you can hear us there she goes good morning Monica touch
26:44Judy's laws if you can hear it after an eventful first day the home cooks arrived to be set their
26:56second
26:56challenge from chef Monica good morning home cooks today I will be assessing how you cope in the high
27:08pressure world of hospitality as the manor opens its doors to 60 hungry guests a lot for this you'll be
27:21split into teams and open two pop-up restaurants and to me and Casey you'll be running the pizzeria and
27:31Steve Sarah and will you'll be running the barbecue grill I'm in charge of drinking boy
27:40it's time to cook up we need to be on our game today yeah you know we've got to avoid
27:4860 diners as
27:49well what do we not want to do get cool located at different stations around the manor grounds each
27:56team member has a different role to fulfill and and Steve are on prep to me and Sarah are chefs
28:02and
28:02Casey and will are running their respective fronts of house first of all gonna start my coleslaw so if I
28:11could cut into that and come back firing she's taken yesterday and she's been like you know what I'm not
28:18going out without fire yeah first time don't tell anyone else using a gas barbecue are they
28:22alpacas or llamas I think they're llamas mission alert salmon GK you must get the manners pet alpacas
28:36to eat food from Anne's pizza prep station we love going for Anne this mission is worth five thousand
28:43pounds oh GK we've got this I feel quite confident because it's us two yeah we're legends we're like the
29:04the brake lights hello good afternoon home cops your diners have arrived please make your way to the front of
29:21the manor to welcome them I am going
29:35I need to remind you that there is 60 diners out there, you're gonna drive right past them, so keep
29:42it down
29:55All of the kooks are at the front of the house go get them alpacas girl. Can't open the gate.
30:02That's a good start
30:05Oh my god
30:11We're starting to regret sending you and GK out I'll be honest you can't drive you can't do gates
30:18Is this electric? Oh
30:21You two are the worst farmers I've ever seen in my life go in
30:24And see if you can leave them out so I'm not to be disrespectful
30:27That one looks a bit like Claudia Winkleman. It's done with the one on the right. Yeah fringe get them
30:32to the pizza table
30:33It's like coleslaw
30:35Look what's this
30:36Oh, he hates coleslaw try putting the alpaca food on the table and then give them a little tug
30:45Oh
30:46Corjette for the lady start a relationship with them, you know, would you like to be off the lead?
30:53Here we go. He's off. Oh
30:56Sam, okay, Sam slowly walk away
30:59I will find my way hands on our way back. We can't fail this. We failed it
31:09It's not our fault. They've got an attitude. Do you know what I mean?
31:12I don't know their veg
31:13Anna's on her way back
31:14Anna's on her way back
31:17Don't run because they're gonna run after you
31:20Anna's literally on her way back get back in the bargain
31:22You are the worst team player I've ever seen in my life
31:27Run, run, run, run
31:29It's better to fail than get caught so just run
31:33Gutted
31:34It was the alpacas
31:35Who but them?
31:37Oh
31:38No
31:40There's an alpaca on the nose
31:42Oh my god, there's two of them
31:45We've left the gate open by mistake so the alpacas have got loose
31:49They're just roaming free now
31:51Look at Ange, she doesn't even know anything's happened
31:54Three minutes ago
31:55There was alpacas sniffing at a coleslaw
31:59That
32:00Couldn't have gone any worse if we had tried
32:06The alpacas are free
32:07The alpacas are free now, they're just loose
32:13That's so bad
32:14Don't you say that
32:15You're like dad if you say that's really bad
32:17Guys I'm really disappointed at you
32:19No
32:23So on the menu we have a herbal burger
32:25A salad or coleslaw
32:27Your orders all put down are all on the way for you
32:29So I'll keep you up next and I'll bring it up to you
32:31Now this is a trial pizza for you
32:34Do you like that vegetarian or vegan?
32:36Vegetarian
32:37Vegetarian, perfect
32:40Mission alert
32:42This is it, this is it, this is redemption
32:45Send the adults
32:46Joel
32:47You must hide inside the barbecue service counter
32:50And steal sausages
32:51Lovely
32:53Jill
32:53Dressed as a pile of bin bags
32:55Yes
32:56You must sabotage the pizza on the pizza service counter
33:00Every sausage you steal
33:02And pizza you sabotage
33:03Is worth £1000
33:06And there is up to a maximum of £5000 up for grabs
33:11However, this is a timed mission
33:13And you only have 15 minutes to complete it
33:15What?
33:1715 minutes?
33:22Are you guys ready to see Jill?
33:24Yeah we are
33:25Jill are you ready?
33:26Yeah
33:27Sounds visual
33:29Yes!
33:31That's amazing!
33:32That is not Jill's gun
33:34That is incredible!
33:36Wow!
33:37Wait, Jill ready?
33:37Someone's coming!
33:38Someone's coming!
33:39Someone's coming!
33:39Oh my god, you're so rubbish
33:43Where the hell am I gone?
33:45To the left!
33:46To the left, Jill
33:47Yeah, you keep going up on that grass
33:49Bang, there you go
33:50You are now right in everybody's eyeline
33:53So just be careful
33:53Okay, yeah, you crouch down now
33:55This is it, that's it
33:56Well done, Jill!
33:57Sam, just talk slowly
34:02Okay
34:03Oh my god, it feels so mad
34:05Run, run, run, run
34:06You can jog
34:08No!
34:11Go now!
34:13Make sure no one sees you
34:16Get quick, Sarah might see
34:20Amazing
34:23Hello, Jill!
34:24Oh, stop it, sorry
34:27Pizzas are on their way
34:28Pizzas are on their way
34:29Stay where you are
34:29To me pizzas
34:30To me pizzas
34:31Is there another two that's going to go with it?
34:34There you go
34:34Is there any kind of oil you're supposed to throw on this?
34:37No, I've got a bit of olive oil on the side
34:40Joel, Sarah is coming over now
34:43As soon as he goes, I'm going to tell you and you must swoop
34:47I'm not sure why I said swoop
34:52Just get out, Joel, just get out
34:54It's all on your head
34:55Five minutes has gone
34:56You've only got ten minutes left
34:58Start stealing some sausages
34:59Go on, go on
35:01Get that sausage
35:02Stop!
35:04Now take it out the bun
35:06And put the empty bun back
35:07So no one notices
35:08And do it quickly
35:10Because she's wrapping up more boxes
35:13You know what, I'd be safe
35:14Shove it back on and get your head down
35:18You're not in fully
35:19You're not in fully
35:23I'm in
35:24Jill, there are two pizzas on the pass
35:27When I say go, run up and take two bites of both pizzas
35:32I really love you
35:36I said I really love you
35:43She's walking away
35:44She's walking away
35:44Jill, go, go, go, go, go
35:45Jill, go, go
35:51Stop!
35:51Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down
35:54Get down
35:55Do not be hell
35:58Oh my God, the stress
36:00Don't move
36:02Don't move
36:03It's so weird because there's now trash
36:05In the middle of the thing
36:09Well done Jill
36:10Will is on his way
36:12He's here, okay
36:13Be quiet, not in a disrespectful way
36:16He's going over to Sarah
36:18Everyone stay calm
36:20On this table one order
36:22There's no vegetarian sausage in the bun
36:23So
36:24It's just the bun
36:27I'm not sure whether someone's taking that out
36:28That's table one
36:29That can't be rice
36:30I'm not taking that out yet
36:31Okay
36:34Oh my God
36:37Every time
36:40Do you not move?
36:41She's literally walking right past you
36:42She's walking right past you
36:45She's walking right past you
36:45Go Jill, you need to go
36:46Get over there
36:47Get over there
36:49Get over there
36:49Get into those boxes
36:51Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, there we go
36:52Get in, get in there
36:55We've only got five minutes left, Jill
36:57Jill, this is risky business but I think we've got it
37:04Hurry up
37:05Sam
37:06Sorry
37:07I'm panicking
37:08Will
37:09You've got time for another one
37:11This is incredible
37:12Joel
37:12When you come up
37:14The boxes are right in front of your face
37:17Go
37:17Now
37:18Now
37:19Now, now, now, now
37:20Go
37:20Go
37:22Joel, hurry up
37:26Sarah's boxing up again
37:28So you need to be quick
37:29Just eat it
37:31Go on, Joel
37:34Double sausage, Joel Domit
37:35That was weird, sorry
37:37Our time is nearly up
37:39We've got four out of five
37:40Let's get out of there
37:41Back to HQ, Jill
37:42Back to HQ, baby
37:43You run
37:44You run
37:45You run
37:50Quick, Joel
37:52Run
37:53Will's coming, go on
37:53Will's coming, run
37:55Go for the pitch
37:56Run, run
37:57Go
38:02I'm not sure what's happening but there is no sausage in the bun again
38:05Someone playing with me
38:06I'm not sure but I just double-check every box, everything else is fine
38:10She's about to deliver a half-eaten pizza that's been ripped to shreds
38:14Back to HQ
38:15There you go
38:16Enjoy
38:19Oh my God
38:20Look, are they joking?
38:21Look, look, look
38:22Oh no, she's showing her
38:24Yes!
38:33There you go
38:34There you go
38:35Enjoy
38:37Oh my God
38:38Look, are they joking?
38:40Look, look, look
38:41Oh no, she's showing her
38:42Yes!
38:44Someone's bit left
38:45We're not sure
38:47Has anyone had a bite out of it?
38:48Somebody bite this
38:50I hope no-one's had a bite out of it
38:54I don't think any
38:55I don't know why that's like that
38:59Ladies on that table there just showed me their pizzas and a couple of them look like they've already had
39:03bites taken out of them
39:05You didn't get hungry delivering the pizzas, did you?
39:07I have not bitten any pizzas today
39:10Not bad
39:11Yay!
39:12That is good
39:13That is good
39:14I'll take that
39:14It's real
39:15Well done, Summon G Kim
39:17Bye
39:23She still hasn't had her vegetarian sauce
39:25Oh no, don't
39:26I don't want it
39:26Don't worry
39:27I could drink as well while you're waiting
39:28If someone was to bite something, it's normally Judy, but I've got to say, she was nowhere near that
39:34She was nowhere near
39:35Mission alert
39:38Celebrities, it's time for your final sabotage mission
39:41Sam and Joel, disguised as crew, you must help Judy set fire to Sarah's cooking station
39:48Fire?
39:49We love it!
39:49Causing the great kitchen cook-off to be shut down
39:52What?
39:52Can we make sure the alpacas are far away because they look plavable?
39:56As this is the final mission, this is worth 10,000 pounds
40:00What?
40:0110 grand
40:0210 grand
40:03I've got to go and, um, yeah, finish up some bits
40:06We'll see you in a bit
40:07All right
40:07Good luck
40:08Thank you
40:09Thank you so much
40:11Thank you
40:11Judy, love
40:12Did you just hear that mission?
40:14People looking at me
40:14Meet you around the back of the house
40:16Let's go, baby
40:19Here we go
40:20Look at that
40:21I'm recording everything
40:22I'm recording everything
40:22I'm going to zoom in
40:23It's nothing more good
40:24And I've got this
40:25For Judy
40:26Oh
40:28Wait, is that real?
40:29Yeah, it's a real flame
40:30That is not pretend
40:31That's insane
40:32As soon as you step out
40:34You knock Joel and Sam
40:36Oh
40:38He's still Sam
40:39So I'm just acting like I'm doing a VT
40:43Judy
40:44Judy
40:44It's us
40:45Hi, crew
40:45Hi, crew
40:47How are you?
40:47It's in VT
40:48So
40:49Can we just check?
40:50I'm pretty sure that boom's in shot
40:52Right, guys?
40:53Yep
40:54Boom in shot?
40:54That's all right
40:55Don't worry
40:56That's tough on the arms, man
40:59Guys, Sarah has stepped away from the barbecue
41:04Right
41:05We are recording
41:06Sarah
41:06Right
41:07Tell me about the, erm, the sausage
41:10Walk
41:10Walk
41:11Walk
41:11Now
41:11Now
41:12Now
41:15I'm not going to blame anyone
41:16At the end of the day
41:17I'm in charge of this station
41:18Just post
41:19Post
41:19Post
41:19Post
41:22Yeah, light the box sometimes
41:23Get out
41:25Are you, er, are you pleased?
41:27Just light whatever you can
41:29Just baby chuck
41:30There we go
41:31There we go
41:31Light the curtain
41:34Judy, get out
41:35Get out
41:35Get out
41:36Get out
41:36Get out
41:38Go, go, go, go
41:39Everyone out
41:40Everyone out
41:41Well done, guys
41:42Yes
41:42Woo!
41:44Do you think the diners are enjoying their food?
41:48I haven't had
41:48Sorry
41:49I haven't had
41:51Oh
41:53What do we do?
41:55Oh
41:55My
41:57God
41:57It is
41:58A flame
42:00She's like the mum that looks after everybody
42:02She's fantastic
42:03Steve
42:04Steve
42:05Steve
42:05Let's go to fire evacuation, please
42:07Oh
42:09Lighting quick, please, buddy
42:10No, Steve
42:11Get away
42:13You're so sorry
42:16Guys, everyone to fire evacuation
42:18To the marquee, please
42:19Everyone's running
42:23To me
42:24To the marquee, please
42:25Oh
42:26God
42:27Look at this
42:28She needs to go to a fire evacuation
42:30Will, look at Will's reaction
42:32Woo
42:32Oh my
42:33God
42:35What?
42:36Ah
42:37Ah
42:37Ah
42:38Oh
42:40My
42:41God
42:42We've shut the show down, Jill
42:44I mean, we didn't do anything, actually
42:46But they've shut the show down
43:04Everyone, thank you for your patience
43:07Thankfully, we've managed to get the blaze under control and no one was hurt
43:12However, the fire team have made a decision that we can't continue filming
43:19Unfortunately, we have to shut the show down
43:22We suspect that foul play might be involved
43:26Take a quick look at this, guys
43:29Ah
43:31Oh
43:31You're gonna swap the sugar and the salt of two meters
43:39Oh
43:39She is literally about half a second meter away from where you're lying
43:45That's hilarious
43:46They're coming in
43:47How are they gonna turn this oven off door?
43:51Oh
43:52I love him
43:53Jess, Art, see lips and sausages
43:54Oh my word!
43:57Jill, run up and take two bites of both pieces.
44:00I love you!
44:01Oh my!
44:03Light the box and fight and get out.
44:05Oh my God!
44:06Just like whatever you can.
44:08God, he is a flying f***er.
44:15Oh!
44:16Oh!
44:17Oh, yeah!
44:20Oh my God!
44:21Oh, wow!
44:24You guys think for the past two days
44:27that you've been taking part in the great kitchen cook-off
44:31when in fact you've been part of a brand new secret game show...
44:36Celebrity Sabotage!
44:38It wasn't just us, though, of course.
44:41It was your now friend, Judy Love,
44:43sabotaging you right under your noses as well.
44:46I can't believe it.
44:47But for every sabotage mission we successfully completed,
44:52we was building up a secret prize pot.
44:56Not just for one of you, but for all of you to share.
45:00And I can reveal that the prize money is £24,000.
45:08Oh!
45:09Oh!
45:09It's so good!
45:09Oh!
45:10Which means that you will each take away £4,000
45:14and thank you from the bottom of our hearts
45:17for being such good sport.
45:20Thank you so much.
45:21Yeah.
45:21Amazing.
45:22Do we still get our allowance in the hotel?
45:28Can I come and hug you?
45:30Can I hug you?
45:31And I love you!
45:32I love you, too!
45:34Oh, God!
45:35I mean, she's like, yeah.
45:37Is that what we're supposed to say?
45:39Kind of still taking it all in, really, yeah.
45:41You're great!
45:42Am I?
45:43You're amazing!
45:44I have always adored Sam Thompson.
45:47You took everything in your stride.
45:49And I can't believe he sabotaged my Yorkshire pudding.
45:53LAUGHTER
45:55What happened?
45:56This has blown my mind.
45:59I'm still in disbelief.
46:01Oh, my God!
46:02To walk away with £4,000, it's incredible,
46:05and I'm grateful so much.
46:08That's a lot of money for me right now.
46:10It's like, I'm working a few jobs.
46:12I am, like, training to be...
46:14and wanting to be an architect,
46:16so that's going to allow me to really pursue that.
46:18Well, well done, man.
46:20I'm so happy.
46:21Do you know what I mean?
46:22I've had such a good time, yeah.
46:25Yeah.
46:27Oh, I don't know about you guys,
46:28but I am absolutely knackered.
46:31No, I'm exhilarated.
46:32Of course you are.
46:33Of course you are.
46:34I want to do another one now.
46:36Next time on Celebrity Sabotage.
46:41This is SOS, survive or surrender.
46:44Pop the bookie.
46:45Oh!
46:47We're sinking!
46:47We've torn the team apart!
46:50Collapse at ten!
46:51Collette!
46:52Oh, no!
46:52Lay down!
46:53No!
46:54All right!
46:54I'mんー!
46:56See you next time.
46:57Let's go.
47:13Here we go.
47:24You
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