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00:00:07For those of you who have had the pleasure of visiting Evergreen Lane, you know what

00:00:11I mean when I say this is the most festive street in America.

00:00:14And for those of you who have never had the chance to visit us, fret not, because you

00:00:19are about to see a street that carries the spirit of the holidays all year round.

00:00:24Normally, this cul-de-sac is the center of all neighborhood activity, but today, we all

00:00:30had a previous engagement.

00:00:32There has never been a more deserving bride and groom than you and Jared.

00:00:36I love you guys so much.

00:00:38Thank you for being my bridesmaids.

00:00:39I'm so lucky.

00:00:40Don't make me cry before the vows.

00:00:42Not cool, Emily.

00:00:45And before I use this for myself, I hand embroidered it.

00:00:50It's something new and something blue, so it counts as two.

00:00:54This is beautiful.

00:00:55I am so honored that you borrowed my old tiara and veil.

00:01:00I wore it when I was Snow Queen at college.

00:01:03I'm the one that's honored.

00:01:05It's gorgeous.

00:01:07You look spectacular.

00:01:10You really do.

00:01:13Can you believe the Johnsons won't be here?

00:01:14Hey now, no need to talk about they who have left the lane.

00:01:18And you didn't need to make him a groomsman in absentia.

00:01:21Why do you care that he's a honorary groomsman?

00:01:23You are my best man.

00:01:25That's why you're here with me on the most important day of my life.

00:01:29You, me, and Bob.

00:01:31Hey, we're all out of Vienna sausages.

00:01:34No, no.

00:01:35The charcuterie is for the groom.

00:01:37I was a groom once.

00:01:38It's okay, it's okay.

00:01:38I'm far too nervous to eat.

00:01:40Maybe I've got something that could help.

00:01:44Homemade Bavarian mead made with honey from my very own apiary.

00:01:48The HOA handbook says nothing about beekeeping, Ned.

00:01:52Well, until it's amended, just mind your own bee'sness, and let's have a toast.

00:01:56Here's to the next chapter of life, love, and pursuit of the holidays.

00:02:02Cheers.

00:02:03Cheers.

00:02:05Cheers.

00:02:07Sweetheart, it's time.

00:02:09Okay, Mom.

00:02:09Yes, dear?

00:02:10Do not call my mom dear.

00:02:13Gentlemen.

00:02:14Let's do this.

00:02:16Yeah.

00:02:40Now, everybody sit down, please.

00:02:43You look beautiful.

00:02:45Hey.

00:02:47Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to celebrate the union of these two beautiful souls.

00:02:55Emily, the moment I fell in love with you was captured on a Polaroid picture.

00:03:00We were seven years old on your front porch.

00:03:02And from that day on, I've been looking forward to this day.

00:03:04As I stand in front of you today, although my knees are shaking a bit like that Polaroid picture,

00:03:11I've watched you develop into this beautiful, smart, kind woman that I get to spend the rest

00:03:22of my life with.

00:03:23I promise you I will do my best to paint a perfect picture of love and devotion together forever.

00:03:37Jared, I always knew there was something very special about you.

00:03:42And when we reconnected, everyone reminded me of what an amazing architect you are.

00:03:50And they were right.

00:03:52The way you have designed your life with loyalty for the ones you love.

00:03:56And it shows me who you really are at your core.

00:03:58You make me feel safe and supported.

00:04:03And there is no one I would rather make plans to build the rest of my life with than you.

00:04:10Emily Melrose, do you take Jared to be your lawful wedded husband?

00:04:15I do.

00:04:16Jared Farnsworth, do you take Emily to be your lawful wedded wife?

00:04:20Absolutely, without a doubt.

00:04:23I do.

00:04:24Then, by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife,

00:04:29and you may now kiss the bride.

00:04:31So hold on to hold on.

00:04:35I'm so high and I'm so high.

00:04:42For the first time ever, this is Jared Farnsworth!

00:04:45Each day gets closer,

00:04:49so hold on stronger to me.

00:04:54You may be wondering why we didn't do a Christmas wedding.

00:04:57We considered it.

00:04:58But in memory of Jared's late father, we chose to do it on his parents' anniversary.

00:05:02And even though we had a fun-filled honeymoon planned,

00:05:05we were both excited to get back home and get into the spirit of the upcoming holidays.

00:05:11The only problem was, this year, we had no idea what kind of spirit it would bring.

00:05:31Ghosts and ghouls.

00:05:37Ghosts and ghouls.

00:05:38He's a great great food.

00:05:40He and that.

00:05:45He's a great great friend.

00:05:46What in the...

00:05:49I am, ain't?

00:05:50Silver Squad to Green Team,

00:05:52are you seeing what we're seeing?

00:06:01Looks like we got a couple bona fide Frida-philes.

00:06:06Gonna move in for a closer look.

00:06:08Watch my six.

00:06:18Double-double toil and trouble.

00:06:22All right, so what are we gonna do about this, folks?

00:06:24Should I get the president on the line?

00:06:26Let him enjoy his honeymoon.

00:06:27We'll break it to him when he gets back.

00:06:28We get it, Belinda, you want grandchildren,

00:06:30but I think he would want to know.

00:06:31Don't mess this up for me.

00:06:35Are you excited, my lovely?

00:06:37By the pricking of my thumb,

00:06:39something wicked this way comes.

00:06:41I'll take that as a yes.

00:06:45You have too many ghosts,

00:06:47not enough headstones.

00:06:49Come on, people, get it right.

00:06:51Ow, ow, ow, you're a squirrel.

00:06:54Jared, you really didn't have to spring for a stretch limo.

00:06:57We're just on our way home from the airport.

00:06:58Oh, but I did.

00:06:59We were still on our honeymoon.

00:07:00It was the best honeymoon ever.

00:07:03I enjoyed every second of it with you.

00:07:05You know what, after two weeks in Scandinavia,

00:07:07I am actually really excited to get back home.

00:07:09I could have used one more week in Frafulen.

00:07:12I think I preferred Itzgyldunia.

00:07:13I wonder if you'll feel the same way

00:07:14after we celebrate Valpergus Night this spring.

00:07:17I pre-booked the hotel and everything.

00:07:18I'm sorry, what?

00:07:19The biggest Swedish springtime festival that there is.

00:07:22Apparently, it's not to be missed.

00:07:23Honey, I love that you're a planner,

00:07:24but vacations are kind of something

00:07:26we need to plan together now.

00:07:28You're right.

00:07:29You're right.

00:07:30I just got too excited.

00:07:31I'm used to planning things on my own,

00:07:33but now we're married.

00:07:36We make decisions together.

00:07:38Yeah.

00:07:38Because you're my wife.

00:07:39My husband.

00:07:41I love you.

00:07:46Oh.

00:07:47Oh, wow.

00:07:54I wonder if Pamela's remodel is done.

00:07:56I'm glad she liked the design.

00:07:57Oh, she was so happy with it.

00:07:58You did such a good job.

00:08:00I wish I was as fulfilled at my job as you are.

00:08:02You're literally the best writer right now.

00:08:04Copywriter.

00:08:05I said what I said.

00:08:06I mean it.

00:08:06Thanks, love.

00:08:07I'll get back into it.

00:08:08I just wish we could stay in Fantasyland a little bit longer.

00:08:11Well, that's a good idea.

00:08:11Well, then you are in luck.

00:08:12Because like the medieval knights of the old,

00:08:14I shall carry you over the threshold of our new castle.

00:08:17Really not necessary.

00:08:18It's a sign of my love and affection for you.

00:08:21A literal symbol that I would drop everything

00:08:25on account of your beck and call.

00:08:30Jared!

00:08:31Jared!

00:08:32Jared!

00:08:33Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:08:34Here.

00:08:34Come here.

00:08:36Are you okay?

00:08:37Are you sure?

00:08:37I'm okay.

00:08:38I'm fine.

00:08:38Oh, no.

00:08:39Not again.

00:08:41Let's bring it down a notch.

00:08:42Remember the mantra we've been working on?

00:08:44Not my weeds.

00:08:45Not my garden.

00:08:46Emily,

00:08:47when you hold the mantle of the presidency,

00:08:50this entire neighborhood is my garden.

00:08:52Oh, if you will.

00:08:57You brought the clipboard on the honeymoon?

00:09:02You rang?

00:09:06Yes, I did ring.

00:09:07I wanted to introduce myself

00:09:09and ask you a few questions about your understanding

00:09:12of the HOA guidelines.

00:09:13Honey, I don't think that's an actual person.

00:09:15I think that's a recording.

00:09:16I think you're probably right.

00:09:20Sorry.

00:09:21Seriously.

00:09:22Did you guys ring?

00:09:23Hi.

00:09:26Hi.

00:09:27I am Jared Farnsworth,

00:09:28HOA president of this lovely neighborhood.

00:09:30This is my first counselor and head of activities committee,

00:09:33Emily Melrose.

00:09:34Farnsworth?

00:09:35Emily Farnsworth.

00:09:36It's my newest title.

00:09:37Jared and I got married last month.

00:09:38Congratulations.

00:09:39We've heard tale of the presidential power couple.

00:09:41I had a premonition we would be graced by your presence.

00:09:44Won't you come inside?

00:09:45That would be amazing.

00:09:46It would.

00:09:47Except that my wife and I, we just got back from our honeymoon

00:09:50and we're very, very, very tired.

00:09:51That's nothing a little jack-o'-lantern job won't fix.

00:09:54And Marvin makes them extra strong.

00:09:56Yes, I do.

00:09:57That sounds amazing.

00:09:58I'm sure it is.

00:09:59I'm sure it is.

00:09:59Except that we haven't been deloused yet.

00:10:01Deloused?

00:10:02Yes.

00:10:02But in the meantime, per your display, as detailed as it is,

00:10:05we are going to have to ask you to, you know, pair it back.

00:10:08Pair it back?

00:10:10The lights and the pumpkins can stay.

00:10:11Great touch, actually.

00:10:13But your lawn display has to go.

00:10:15Back into the crib.

00:10:19As it were.

00:10:20I don't understand.

00:10:21Our realtor told us this was the most festive neighborhood

00:10:24in all of the state of Utah.

00:10:26And we are.

00:10:27Yes, at Christmas.

00:10:28We are ever green lame, not ever screen lame.

00:10:32I love that.

00:10:33I love that.

00:10:33We should totally call it that.

00:10:34Yes.

00:10:35No, don't do that.

00:10:36That was just a very clever play on words for me to emphasize my point.

00:10:40Which is what exactly?

00:10:42Per HOA guidelines, we, um, it, it says that section 12,

00:10:51I'm pretty sure it says you have too much Halloween.

00:10:53Well, that's not what Albert told us.

00:10:54And it was confirmed by Gabe.

00:10:56Oh, so you've met my parents.

00:10:57They were the first to welcome us to the neighborhood.

00:10:59So nice of you both to let them stay with you for the rest of hurricane season.

00:11:03Especially right after the wedding.

00:11:05Must be scoring some serious son-in-law points fair.

00:11:09Well, I better be.

00:11:11You know what?

00:11:12Why don't you just excuse us?

00:11:13We're gonna get settled.

00:11:14And then we can discuss this whole in-laws and by-laws situation.

00:11:16Does that sound okay?

00:11:17Fair as foul and foul as fair.

00:11:20Just let us know.

00:11:22Will do.

00:11:23Let's go.

00:11:23Turn around.

00:11:25So great to meet you.

00:11:26Ta-ta.

00:11:27Stay here.

00:11:28It's a strange couple.

00:11:30Indeed.

00:11:35I really hope you're not mad at me.

00:11:36I'm definitely not mad, Emily.

00:11:38I'm just a little surprised is all.

00:11:40Why didn't you tell me you invited them?

00:11:41So sorry.

00:11:41My mom asked in the middle of the wedding craziness and I just forgot.

00:11:44I truly am sorry.

00:11:46But they're in the guest loft above the garage.

00:11:48You're never gonna see them.

00:11:50Don't apologize.

00:11:51I love your parents.

00:11:52I love hosting your parents.

00:11:53It's just, you know, like you said, it's just me and you now.

00:11:56So I just wanna be on the same page on this stuff.

00:11:58That's all.

00:11:59Absolutely.

00:11:59I got your back.

00:12:00And I've got yours.

00:12:05Now, let's take care of this decoration situation.

00:12:07All right.

00:12:09Jared, what seems to be the problem?

00:12:11Oh, I don't know, Halbert.

00:12:11Maybe the fact that we got back from the wedding of our dreams only returned to a nightmare.

00:12:16It's just a few lawn decorations.

00:12:17That's how it starts.

00:12:19And this, you know, the younger generation, they're sneaking out of their bedrooms searching

00:12:22for the great pumpkin.

00:12:22Let's not get crazy now.

00:12:24I'm not.

00:12:27It's just, I'm hoping we are being sensitive to those who may not feel comfortable celebrating

00:12:33this time of year.

00:12:35We have bylaws put in place like this for a reason, right?

00:12:37But that's not entirely true.

00:12:39What do you mean it's not true?

00:12:40The motion to de-escalate the other holidays was proposed and hotly debated.

00:12:45But in the end, it was never voted on and therefore never passed.

00:12:51What other lies have I been told?

00:12:53Nobody lied to you, Jared.

00:12:54The council just decided after what happened, maybe a vote wasn't necessary.

00:13:00Everyone agreed to honor the de-escalation of Halloween out of respect.

00:13:05But technically, there's no official bylaw.

00:13:07What do you mean after what happened?

00:13:09Oh honey, have you forgotten?

00:13:12We did all of this for you.

00:13:14For me?

00:13:16Maybe she blocked it out.

00:13:18It was the last big Halloween we celebrated on the lane.

00:13:24You mean the last year with Grandma?

00:13:32Excuse me.

00:13:34I'll be in the basement.

00:13:36The pit.

00:13:38The pit.

00:13:39The pit.

00:13:40The pit.

00:13:44The pit.

00:13:59The pit.uve

00:13:59to death with Grandma and Daddy. The

00:14:00pit. Hey,

00:14:02Graham Graham. I'm

00:14:04sorry I left you down here. I just…

00:14:08Couldn't figure

00:14:09out exactly where to put you. Your memory left

00:14:13the best of my head anyway. I know it's

00:14:17not the best way to deal with things, but…

00:14:19Here we are, in a basement full of old memories.

00:14:23No one can bother us.

00:14:25Hey!

00:14:25Jiminy Christmas, you scared me.

00:14:27I'm sorry. I know how you feel about basements.

00:14:29And, uh, well, you've been down here for, wow, 27 minutes and counting.

00:14:34It's gotta be a record for me. Honestly, it's not that bad.

00:14:41What was that?

00:14:43Burn us.

00:14:45Yeah, I know. I still hate it down here.

00:14:50You okay?

00:14:52Yeah, I'll be fine.

00:14:56I think I've just been so focused on the wedding and our future that I kind of forgot about the

00:15:02past.

00:15:05Well, she was a great woman.

00:15:07Yeah, I can still hear her voice.

00:15:10You remember what she always used to say to us?

00:15:12You two belong in a storybook!

00:15:19It's Halloween, sweetie. What could you possibly be upset about?

00:15:23Ashlyn Ashworth and her friends just like scarecrows in her yard.

00:15:26And they totally jumped out and scared us.

00:15:29You got yard yelp, did ya?

00:15:31Yep.

00:15:31Don't let them get to you. They were just trying to have fun.

00:15:34But I ran so fast, I spilled my candy on the way back.

00:15:38That's okay, Emily. I'll share mine.

00:15:41Jared, that won't be necessary. I'll take you two out on the golf cart.

00:15:45Cool!

00:15:45Awesome!

00:15:46I heard Mary Louise and Bob are giving out full-sized candy bars.

00:15:50We gotta get there before they run out.

00:15:52All in good time, my pretties! All in good time!

00:15:58Before we go, why don't you tell Jared what I always say about Halloween?

00:16:04Never go to Ned's house. He only gives out freeze-dried elk liver.

00:16:09True.

00:16:09What else do I say about Halloween?

00:16:11It started as a day to remember those who passed away,

00:16:14even though we get to dress up and get candy from our friends and family.

00:16:19We should also remember our friends and family members that aren't with us anymore.

00:16:23And not only should we remember them, but they should be celebrated.

00:16:27But why do we dress up?

00:16:29Because it's tradition.

00:16:30And there's no better way to connect with your friends and neighbors

00:16:34than through age-old traditions.

00:16:36Now what do you say we get back to my favorite one of all?

00:16:39Trick-or-treating!

00:16:40Let's do it!

00:16:41Alright kids, mount up!

00:16:43Woo!

00:16:44Happy Halloween!

00:16:46We got so much candy that year.

00:16:49Pockets full.

00:16:53I had no idea that'd be the last time she took us trick-or-treating.

00:16:56She was gone just two weeks later.

00:16:58That's when the neighborhood decided to take a step back?

00:17:00She was the center of the celebration with her creativity and the costumes and the decorations.

00:17:06She always inspired everybody.

00:17:07Halloween was never the same without her.

00:17:09Of course I was heartbroken when she passed,

00:17:11but I had no idea that's why everyone else pulled back from celebrating.

00:17:14And I never asked for that.

00:17:16And certainly not something Graham Graham would have wanted.

00:17:19Oh, you're right.

00:17:19She said it herself.

00:17:21Halloween is for remembering your loved ones and having a whole lot of fun.

00:17:26It's time we bring Halloween back.

00:17:28Evergreen style.

00:17:29Are you sure about this?

00:17:30No.

00:17:31I'm not sure about this.

00:17:32I'm actually scared hot to death about this.

00:17:34You know how I am.

00:17:34I don't like scary movies.

00:17:35I don't even like movies that people say aren't scary, but definitely are.

00:17:38Tell me about it.

00:17:39I've been trying to get you to finish Never Ending Story for forever.

00:17:41Yeah, that's never gonna happen,

00:17:42because I hate quicksand as much as I hate scary basements.

00:17:45Noted.

00:17:45But it's time for you to wake up and face the creepy organ music.

00:17:49For the neighborhood.

00:17:51And for Grandma.

00:17:52And for you.

00:17:54Now, let's get you out of here.

00:17:58First.

00:17:58But no kissing in the creepy basement.

00:18:00Fair enough.

00:18:01Speed it up, Buttercup.

00:18:02Up we go.

00:18:03Work to do.

00:18:06Looking good, Grandma.

00:18:08I figured I could call you that.

00:18:11I'll let him officially in the family.

00:18:12Where did you just?

00:18:13That is a good one.

00:18:14Did you just come up with that?

00:18:15That's been ripening on the vine for years.

00:18:18Don't make me put you done for now, Bob.

00:18:20When you're known for only Christmas, you don't have the opportunity to show your range.

00:18:24Most people know that I have a doctorate in arts and crafts.

00:18:28But what they don't know is that I did a study abroad in the Atacama region of North...

00:18:34Time we back up our humble president.

00:18:35And we show everyone what Halloween means to us.

00:18:39What do you say?

00:18:39Are you in?

00:18:40Yeah, I'm in.

00:18:41Everscream on three.

00:18:42One, two, three.

00:18:43Everscream!

00:18:46Wow.

00:18:48Look what I found.

00:18:50A portal to Pan's Labyrinth?

00:18:51My grandma's witch hat.

00:18:53Oh, there's so much great stuff up here.

00:18:55I can see why you spent so much time here.

00:18:58You've never been to my attic?

00:19:00No.

00:19:01I was never allowed.

00:19:02Apparently, I'm still trespassing.

00:19:03No boys allowed.

00:19:05Even Jawed Farnsworth.

00:19:07The spelling was atrocious.

00:19:09In your defense, that is the way I used to pronounce it.

00:19:11Well, Jared Farnsworth is very much allowed up here.

00:19:14He's not a boy.

00:19:15He's a man.

00:19:16My man.

00:19:19Alright, we have to brainstorm how we are going to make this the best Halloween in years.

00:19:22We could start by selling tickets to this creepy attic.

00:19:25Come on.

00:19:25It's not that creepy.

00:19:28I will not be ashamed by my choice in music.

00:19:30And how do you explain the creepy typewriter from The Shining?

00:19:33That was my grandma's.

00:19:34She taught me to type on that one.

00:19:36Yeah, and that was the desk where I would sit and write all of my stories.

00:19:40You know, maybe this is a message from her to get you to start writing again.

00:19:43I wish she'd sent that message to my former agent or publisher or two.

00:19:48I spent most of my twenties trying to make a career out of writing stories, but it just wasn't meant

00:19:53to be.

00:19:54Maybe it's best this chapter of my life is left up here.

00:19:57Just a beautiful childhood memory.

00:19:59This was your dream.

00:20:01Yeah, but when your dream is just collecting dust in a box, it's time to pack it up and move

00:20:07on.

00:20:09Alright, we've got to get busy.

00:20:10We have an HOA meeting to plan.

00:20:12We have some serious bylaws to propose.

00:20:14I am going to mobilize the ladies of the activities committee, and if you could coordinate with Ned about a

00:20:19venue.

00:20:19On it.

00:20:32Oh, Jared.

00:20:39Thanks for the inspiration, Graham.

00:20:42We'll make you proud.

00:20:47All right, Evergreen ladies.

00:20:49This may come as a very big surprise, but in honor of my sweet Grandma Melrose, I want to help

00:20:53bring back Halloween in a big way.

00:20:56So let's get a good old-fashioned brainstorm going on the thread.

00:20:59Traditions, old and new.

00:21:00All ideas welcome fire them off.

00:21:02And as Graham Graham would say,

00:21:04Mount up!

00:21:08Come on, honey, let's go!

00:21:09Ned's hosting, and you know he needs a good 36-hour advance notice to de-must the floor.

00:21:13Come in, please.

00:21:13Come in, sweetheart.

00:21:19I thought we agreed after the last time that we weren't going to hold the HOA meetings at Ned's anymore.

00:21:23I mean, he served expired military rations.

00:21:26I think we should have a potluck table.

00:21:28Well, then we're going to need a lot of luck because Susie's funeral potatoes almost killed me.

00:21:32I'm impressed you've really upped your game here.

00:21:35What, is the queen coming?

00:21:36Nothing says royalty like charcuterie.

00:21:38I've got the donuts!

00:21:40Gips on the creepy cruller!

00:21:41Ned, don't push me on the pastries.

00:21:44You can't have a creepy cruller because they don't exist.

00:21:48Wait, there are only crullers?

00:21:50No donuts?

00:21:51I know how popular they are, so I made them all crullers.

00:21:54I'm sorry, what did you say?

00:21:55Crullers?

00:21:56I, I said crullers.

00:21:58That's what I thought.

00:21:59Thank you, Belinda.

00:22:00At least you won't embarrass yourself leg-wrestling Bob for one of them.

00:22:03I would have one if he let me wear my orthotic sneakers.

00:22:06It was barefoot or bust in my day.

00:22:09That's because they hadn't invented shoes yet.

00:22:11So, what's the tea, fam?

00:22:14Are the new neighbors going to show up today?

00:22:17If they do, I'm sure it'll be in a puff of smoke or on broom back.

00:22:20I swear, those two are witches.

00:22:22Have you ever heard that Luna speak?

00:22:24Every word she says sounds like she's casting a spell.

00:22:28So spooky.

00:22:29Yeah.

00:22:29They've been invited as per Jared in the Prima Conventus Clause of 94.

00:22:33I've heard that Marvin is a mortgage banker by day and moonlights as an undertaker just for kicks.

00:22:41I don't know what they called them in the 19th century, but today we call them morticians.

00:22:46And where did you hear that from anyway?

00:22:48I'll give you a hint.

00:22:50He wears a singlet for underwear and he believes that pro wrestling is real.

00:22:56If a masked man gave you the tombstone pile driver at a Waffle House outside of Galveston,

00:23:01I assure you, you would know just how real it is.

00:23:05I can see that your ongoing litigation with the undertaker hasn't been resolved.

00:23:09That doesn't mean that Marvin works in a mortuary for fun.

00:23:13Think about it.

00:23:13The initials M. Balmer.

00:23:17M. Balmer!

00:23:18What kind of a cruel joke were his parents playing?

00:23:20Worst part is, I'm M. Balmer V.

00:23:23So that's five generations of being bullied in middle school.

00:23:26But no, I am not a mortician for fun or professionally.

00:23:29Just want to clear that up from the jump.

00:23:31Sorry, didn't mean to be rude.

00:23:32I'm not offended in the least.

00:23:34Round about the cauldron go, in the poison entrails throw.

00:23:38Not the poison in the entrails.

00:23:41And while we're at it, my wife is not a witch.

00:23:44Exactly what a witch would say.

00:23:46Dibs on the ruby slippers.

00:23:48Round about the cauldron go, in the poison entrails throw.

00:23:53Yes.

00:23:55Oh, I'm sorry.

00:23:57You guys must think I'm crazy.

00:23:59I just got cast in Macbeth at the Castle Theatre.

00:24:01Ooh.

00:24:01She's gonna be witch number one.

00:24:02Yeah, that's sort of a dream role for me.

00:24:04Your dream role is witch number one?

00:24:07Yeah, because witch number two was already cast.

00:24:09Ah.

00:24:09Marvin and I are English professors at UVU and total Shakespeare buffs.

00:24:14What light through yonder window breaks.

00:24:17Tis our new neighbors, and Halloween is their sun.

00:24:20I see we have a fellow Shakespearean among us.

00:24:22Just got my bard card renewed a fortnight ago.

00:24:25Huzzah!

00:24:27Here we go.

00:24:28And your lawn display is amazing, B.T. Dubs.

00:24:31An homage to the great tragedies.

00:24:34Mmm.

00:24:34Shakespeare was the father of the modern horror genre.

00:24:36Thou speaketh truth.

00:24:38Aye, aye.

00:24:39All right, at last, I hate to break up this fun little drama camp we've got going on here,

00:24:46but this is Evergreen Lane, not the Globe Theatre.

00:24:50And our HOA president would never allow this level of theatrics.

00:24:58Ladies and gentlemen of the HOA, for the first time ever, we present...

00:25:07To your master stations, boo!

00:25:12Boo!

00:25:15I got the cramers!

00:25:17It's pronounced cruller!

00:25:23Ladies and gentlemen, I do apologize for this late start.

00:25:26I was unaware of the potency of indoor smoke bombs.

00:25:29You could have just borrowed my Bulgarian fog condenser, but...

00:25:33whatever.

00:25:33Noted. Thank you.

00:25:35I'm sure you're all wondering why we called this last-minute meeting.

00:25:39No, not really.

00:25:40Emily emailed us all an itinerary last night.

00:25:42Great.

00:25:43Well, I'm sure you're all wondering why the change of heart then.

00:25:45No.

00:25:45Emily sent us a very inspirational voice memo explaining everything.

00:25:51Did she now?

00:25:52It's great.

00:25:52Well, I guess I'm not sure what I'm doing here other than just looking pretty fly in my vintage-shaped

00:25:56press suit.

00:25:57You look great, babe. Do you want me to take this?

00:25:59Please, please.

00:26:00All right, everyone.

00:26:02Per addendum B, subparagraph C of the HOA handbook, the head of the Activities Committee...

00:26:08has the right and obligation to propose and uphold traditions new and old.

00:26:13I love it when you speak by law.

00:26:15I learn from the best.

00:26:16Wow.

00:26:16You two really took that to-become-one homily to heart.

00:26:19Oh, thank you so much, Pamela.

00:26:20That's so sweet.

00:26:21Okay, please stop.

00:26:22So, I took the committee's feedback.

00:26:24I ran it by Mr. President here.

00:26:26And we have decided to turn Evergreen Lane into...

00:26:33Ever-Scream Lane!

00:26:36We have taken the traditions of yesteryear combined with the zeitgeist of current day to bring this spooky season to

00:26:43life in a new and thrilling way.

00:26:44What?

00:26:46Inspired by the boldness of the Balmers, each household will be required to create a Halloween lawn display to bring

00:26:53the spirit of this holiday to life.

00:26:55You have one week to get your displays together, or there will be consequences.

00:27:00I mean, it'll be like, you know, a citation or community service hours.

00:27:04But do not tempt me, for I have fresh citation pads.

00:27:08There will be daily activities leading up to Halloween, such as a pumpkin painting contest.

00:27:14Painting?

00:27:14Why don't we just carve those puppies?

00:27:17Because, Ned, pumpkin guts are gross. They're stringy. They're slimy. No.

00:27:20But it's very visceral for me.

00:27:22Okay, please, Ned. We don't have time for your sensory obsession. Touch your corduroys.

00:27:27Thank you, Pamela.

00:27:28You're going to be thrilled to know that there will be a beastly bake-off.

00:27:31Yes!

00:27:32Ha-ha!

00:27:33Oh, my gosh. I could be Ghoulia Child.

00:27:37With spooky sweaters.

00:27:39And just how we do a toy drive at Christmas, we will be doing a charity food drive.

00:27:43But, da-da-da-da, to top it all off.

00:27:47Sorry, okay, Jared really wanted to do this part, so good.

00:27:50Thank you so much, honey.

00:27:51And to top it all off on All Hallows' Eve.

00:27:54October 31st, Halloween.

00:27:55After the tricks have been played.

00:27:58After the treats have been treated.

00:28:00We will have a cul-de-sac carnival costume competition.

00:28:06So bring that creativity to life.

00:28:08Are there any rules to who we can or cannot impersonate?

00:28:13No more foreign dignitaries. We do not need the FBI here again.

00:28:15Yes, Ned. Please keep all costumes within the parameters of HOA guidelines

00:28:19and in accordance with state and federal laws.

00:28:21Tricky, but not impossible.

00:28:23In light of all this, we have something we'd like to propose.

00:28:26That is, if we can't invoke Addendum 3 of the party protocol.

00:28:29Oh, well, invoke away, please.

00:28:31I know you already have the food drive planned, but every year we do a big spooky alley in our

00:28:37front yard.

00:28:37We go all out to raise money for the children's hospital.

00:28:40As a young girl, I was treated there and they saved my life.

00:28:44So we try to do everything we can to give back.

00:28:47That's amazing. I mean, double the charity. I love it.

00:28:50I really love it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:28:53How spooky are we talking?

00:28:55Say like a 5 or a 6 on the Nosferatu meter?

00:28:58We hit a 7.5 once.

00:29:00No. No.

00:29:017.5?

00:29:02But that was close to Y2K, so all sorts of things were happening.

00:29:05That won't happen again.

00:29:07I mean, it's within public.

00:29:11I think we need to...

00:29:12Okay, I'm not opposed to it.

00:29:13As long as we remember this is for the kids, so we have to keep the scare factor to a

00:29:175 or below.

00:29:18Yeah, of course.

00:29:19Should we just take a vote?

00:29:20I think we have to.

00:29:21I mean, that's part of the bible.

00:29:23Yeah, that settles it.

00:29:23I'll pass out some ballots and we can decide if this neighborhood is ready to come together to face our

00:29:29biggest fears this Halloween.

00:29:31I've already faced my greatest fear.

00:29:33A hot yoga class taught by Ned.

00:29:35It's free on Thursdays.

00:29:37Oh, it might be free.

00:29:38But you will pay dearly.

00:29:41Trust me.

00:29:41Now take me off your MailChimp.

00:29:49Halloween is back, baby.

00:29:50Okay.

00:29:51Who pumpkin spiced your latte?

00:29:53I'm just so excited.

00:29:54The vote was unanimous.

00:29:57Everyone loved my Halloween plans.

00:29:58And then our new neighbors had this amazing idea to do this outdoor spooky alley.

00:30:02And it's going to raise money for the children's hospital.

00:30:04First lady of Ever Scream Lane.

00:30:05You're really taking charge.

00:30:07Carving up the HOA handbook.

00:30:09How's Jared doing with all this?

00:30:10At first, it was really hard for him to transition his mind to a new holiday.

00:30:14Kind of like he's cheating on Christmas.

00:30:15Right.

00:30:16But now that he's in it, he's doubling down.

00:30:18It's like Kevin in K-pop.

00:30:19This is new.

00:30:20I played one song for him one time.

00:30:21He totally made fun of me.

00:30:23The next day, it was all he was listening to.

00:30:25He's basically made it his whole personality.

00:30:26Same thing with Jared.

00:30:27He's been driving all the way to Provo to go to this tailor-made costume store almost

00:30:31every day.

00:30:32You are in it.

00:30:33We are.

00:30:33But it is just a lot to balance with work.

00:30:35I feel like I'm kind of just going through the motions.

00:30:38I mean, I'm doing a good job, but it's just, it's not fulfilling.

00:30:41Welcome to most of America.

00:30:43I think it's just, you know, the wedding and the honeymoon.

00:30:45It was so perfect.

00:30:46I just wanted to relive it.

00:30:47Well, the honeymoon phase is great, but the real joy of marriage is the journey that lies

00:30:52ahead.

00:30:53I love that.

00:30:54Speaking of, I have to get that little journey to piano lessons.

00:30:58Honey, you want to wrap up that book you're reading?

00:31:00We gotta get going.

00:31:01All done.

00:31:01I finished the whole series, actually.

00:31:03Do you have any more?

00:31:04Oh, I didn't even realize Jared had brought that box down from the attic.

00:31:08No, I only wrote the seven.

00:31:10Seven?

00:31:11How come I only knew about one?

00:31:12After my agent didn't get any bites on the first one, she dropped me like a T-Swift

00:31:16album.

00:31:17Didn't really make sense to continue.

00:31:19I really like the different aliens.

00:31:21Zolt is so funny.

00:31:22Really?

00:31:23What was your favorite part?

00:31:24Probably when the hover wagon was broken and Zolt was the only one who could fix it

00:31:28because of the combo wrench his dad gave him.

00:31:30Wow.

00:31:31You really did read it.

00:31:32Yep.

00:31:33Let me know if you write any more.

00:31:35Thanks, Nicole.

00:31:36I will.

00:31:51Oh, cute costume.

00:31:52You look adorable.

00:31:55So cute.

00:31:58You shall not pass!

00:32:03Lie, you fools.

00:32:05Boo!

00:32:05Which of us?

00:32:06What are you doing here?

00:32:08I've been trying to ask you the same question, but someone I know doesn't answer their phone

00:32:11for the last two hours.

00:32:11I'm sorry.

00:32:12The store's a bit of a dead zone.

00:32:14Didn't you see the sign?

00:32:16Jared, that says undead zone.

00:32:18It's just a clever sign to sell zombie paraphernalia.

00:32:21I love this store.

00:32:22Clearly, you've been coming here every day since we jumped on this haunted hayride.

00:32:25I just want to feel inspired.

00:32:27You know, we have a costume contest coming up.

00:32:29No, no, no.

00:32:30We're doing Phantom of the Opera.

00:32:31We're singing the duet.

00:32:32Yeah.

00:32:33I wanted to talk to you about that.

00:32:35Jared, you know I don't do harmony.

00:32:37What if I did the contest alone?

00:32:43Oh.

00:32:44Okay.

00:32:45Is that fine?

00:32:47Yeah.

00:32:47I mean, I don't know what to say, but...

00:32:49Honest reaction.

00:32:50Go.

00:32:52It's fine.

00:32:53Of course it's fine.

00:32:53Yeah.

00:32:54We have been doing a lot of stuff together lately, and maybe we should do some things

00:32:58on our own.

00:32:59Okay.

00:33:00So you're not annoyed?

00:33:01I'm only annoyed that now I have to figure out what I'm doing.

00:33:03Whatever it is, I'm sure it's going to be epic.

00:33:06Speaking of epic, we should discuss law on display ASAP.

00:33:09Now, what are you thinking?

00:33:11Evil battling robots?

00:33:12Zombie apocalypse?

00:33:13No, no, no.

00:33:14This is what I wanted to tell you.

00:33:16I think I have found the perfect thing.

00:33:23I'm confused.

00:33:23I thought we were working on the lawn display.

00:33:25Look around.

00:33:26What does this remind you of?

00:33:28Mainly the fact that I missed lunch and I'm starving and I want to eat the entire store.

00:33:31No, think about it.

00:33:32Last Halloween with Grandma.

00:33:35Hans and Gretel.

00:33:36The witch's gingerbread house.

00:33:37What's more Halloween than Grimm's fairy tale?

00:33:40And it's the perfect way to honor Grandma.

00:33:42I'm going to get to work on the blueprints immediately.

00:33:44We don't have time for blueprints.

00:33:45Once we build the witch's house, it'll be the perfect hiding spot for yard yelping.

00:33:48Jared.

00:33:49Yes.

00:33:49No.

00:33:50I didn't think you were into yard yelping.

00:33:52I'm not.

00:33:54I'm not.

00:33:57But if I was, I would be like the Daniel Day-Lewis of it.

00:34:00You know I hate when people do that.

00:34:03Actually, Nashward still haunts my dreams 20 years later.

00:34:07I could see her in that scarecrow makeup.

00:34:09She's lurking about.

00:34:10Oh, it's horrible.

00:34:11Horrible.

00:34:12Well, then why would you vote to protect yard yelping on the new HOA protocol?

00:34:16Because like it or not, it is a tradition.

00:34:18And traditions are important.

00:34:19But that's why I added the regulation to reduce the scare factor.

00:34:23That way, Everscreen Lane is a Halloween destination for all.

00:34:26Young and old.

00:34:27So impressive.

00:34:27I just really want this to be next level.

00:34:29And it's going to be.

00:34:31Everyone can see it.

00:34:32Thanks.

00:34:34You know, though, speaking of Ashlyn, doesn't she host Wake Up Utah on Channel 6?

00:34:38Yes.

00:34:39Her mom and mine stayed friends after they moved.

00:34:42She mentions it every time she's on TV.

00:34:45Do you think she could put me in contact with her?

00:34:46Maybe they could do a story about what we're up to this year.

00:34:49Sure, but aren't you guys like, frenemies?

00:34:52I mean, we were, but maybe it was a long time ago.

00:34:55And if it could help bring people to the carnival, that would be great.

00:34:58I mean, our neighborhood isn't exactly known as a Halloween destination.

00:35:01So if we want to raise some serious money for Children's Hospital,

00:35:05I do think it's worth a try.

00:35:06I like where your head's at.

00:35:07Cheers.

00:35:08Where's your stomach at?

00:35:08Because I'm starving.

00:35:09Excuse me.

00:35:10Can we get a dozen patries to go?

00:35:12And one is German chocolate cookies.

00:35:14Oh, threw in two honey boys.

00:35:17Excuse me.

00:35:18Could I see this, please?

00:35:19Orange.

00:35:20Ooh, they clear.

00:35:21Two declares.

00:35:28Careful, Bob.

00:35:29I don't want to fall down.

00:35:30He's a werewolf!

00:35:31Why would he be wearing a ball gown?

00:35:33Let's judge this guy up.

00:35:35Careful, that could be flammable.

00:35:36Trust me, I know.

00:35:40Jared!

00:35:41Slow down!

00:35:42Looking good, Belinda.

00:35:43Thanks, Boo.

00:35:46Did you just call Ned your Boo?

00:35:48No, I was just trying to scare him.

00:35:50Boo, did I scare you?

00:35:52Right out of my socks, girl.

00:35:55Hey, Jared, help me put the nails in my coffin.

00:36:00Gladly.

00:36:08Smile, you two.

00:36:10Oh, what a couple of handsomes you are.

00:36:13Ah!

00:36:14Oh, my goodness.

00:36:15Oh!

00:36:16Oh, your clown.

00:36:17You need some ice on this.

00:36:19Jared!

00:36:19A little help?

00:36:21Yeah, I got you.

00:36:21What do you clowns think you're doing?

00:36:23Oh, thank you.

00:36:25Jared, it has been a real circus around here with these guys.

00:36:28I swear, one of them is possessed.

00:36:31You know, clowns freak a lot of people out, but not me.

00:36:34I actually kind of like them.

00:36:36Well, you are braver than I am.

00:36:37You know, I'm going to try to get these guys set up over there.

00:36:40I mean, you've been working out.

00:36:41Could you get that big clown stood up?

00:36:43Of course.

00:36:44Anything, of course, Pamela.

00:36:45Sure.

00:36:50You just got yard-yelped.

00:36:53Hard!

00:36:54You did, Jared!

00:36:56You got me, Helen.

00:36:57You got me good.

00:36:58I thought you said clowns didn't scare you.

00:37:01Hope we didn't scare you too bad.

00:37:03Don't you ever apologize for a well-executed prank.

00:37:06Jared is a big boy.

00:37:08He can handle it.

00:37:09That's right.

00:37:10Oh, look!

00:37:10None of Melinda are trying to prank you too.

00:37:14Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

00:37:17Oh, my gosh.

00:37:19Jared?

00:37:19Jared, are you okay?

00:37:21What's happening to him, Mom?

00:37:22I don't know, sweetie.

00:37:23Just go inside!

00:37:25Yes, dear.

00:37:26Whatever.

00:37:27Looking good, Melinda.

00:37:29Thanks, boo.

00:37:30Oh, I'm sorry.

00:37:31Oh, here we go.

00:37:33Oh.

00:37:33Is that better?

00:37:35Yeah.

00:37:36That's better.

00:37:37Jared, are you okay?

00:37:42I've seen that people.

00:37:45Jared, don't do anything crazy!

00:37:55Emily!

00:37:56Emily?

00:37:59Emily?

00:37:59Emily, where are you?

00:38:00I'm in the kitchen.

00:38:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:38:05Is everything okay?

00:38:06No!

00:38:06It's not okay.

00:38:07We are, in fact, in a worst-case scenario scenario.

00:38:10Did you get rejected from the Santa Academy?

00:38:12What? Did you hear something?

00:38:12No!

00:38:13It's worse than that!

00:38:13How is that even possible?

00:38:14It's Ned.

00:38:15Did he steal your devil sticks?

00:38:16What? No.

00:38:17Where are those, by the way?

00:38:18It's so odd.

00:38:19Maybe they'll show up.

00:38:20It's so bad, I don't even want to say it out loud.

00:38:22Okay, is he going through, like, a flat earth phase again?

00:38:24It's worse than that!

00:38:24Okay, you're killing me, Small!

00:38:25Spit it out!

00:38:26Ned is dating my mom!

00:38:31Oh, no.

00:38:36I don't care what he says, I refuse to call him dad.

00:38:39You might be getting ahead of yourself here.

00:38:40You don't know how serious it is yet.

00:38:42Whatever it was, it definitely was not in the friend zone.

00:38:45Do they know that you saw them flirting?

00:38:46No, and I'll never say a word, because I want it raced from my memory.

00:38:50Every time I close my eyes, I can just see the way they were looking at each other.

00:38:53Just focused and intense, like there was no one else in the cul-de-sac.

00:38:57That actually sounds kind of sweet.

00:38:58The man pours Peck O'Brien in his shredded wheat.

00:39:02There's nothing sweet about him.

00:39:06I have to tell Pamela not to tell anyone.

00:39:07She saw two?

00:39:08Is that bad?

00:39:09That's not good.

00:39:10Is she going to tell everyone?

00:39:11That tea's probably too hot for her not to spill.

00:39:13We have to stop this.

00:39:13I get that you're upset, but you've got to remember they're adults, and Ned is Ned,

00:39:17and maybe that's what your mom wants.

00:39:18Or maybe she's onto a spell.

00:39:20Didn't you say that he studied hypnosis in Vienna?

00:39:23Jared, you have to talk to her.

00:39:25Ask her how she's feeling.

00:39:27She's obviously worried, and that's why she's hiding it from you,

00:39:29so tell her it's safe for her to talk to you about it.

00:39:32At this point, I don't know if it is.

00:39:34Great.

00:39:34Okay, why don't you just take a breath?

00:39:36I can go work on the gingerbread house.

00:39:37I'm sure there's some gumdrops that need to be gummed,

00:39:38or some candy that needs to be caned.

00:39:40What?

00:39:41There's no candy canes at Halloween.

00:39:43Jared, just eat your pie.

00:39:45For you, I will.

00:39:46Needs more sprinkles.

00:39:48That looks good.

00:39:50When did you do this?

00:39:52I've been wrapped up with all this Ned knot since I even noticed this.

00:39:55What are you doing over here?

00:39:56Jess was over here with Nicole the other day,

00:39:58and she read all of those books that you had brought down from the attic,

00:40:01and she really loved them, and it just kind of inspired me to pick it up again.

00:40:04You totally should.

00:40:05It's very casual.

00:40:06Just the neighborhood had inspired an idea,

00:40:08and it just, you know, just started sketching some things out.

00:40:11Sketch away, my love.

00:40:12It looks great.

00:40:13You're so talented.

00:40:14Thank you, honey.

00:40:15I love you.

00:40:17Oh!

00:40:18Oh, my goodness, Ashlyn texted me back.

00:40:20Oh, nice.

00:40:20What'd she say?

00:40:21The Channel 6 News is coming to Everscreen Lane.

00:40:24What?

00:40:26Yeah!

00:40:28I'm gonna text the girls.

00:40:36What happened there, Graham?

00:40:38How'd you go all ski-wampus on me again?

00:40:43Yeah.

00:40:47Everything's looking really good around here.

00:40:50And...

00:40:53I'm writing again.

00:40:55I mean, I'm not getting too excited just because of what happened last time,

00:40:58but I am having so much fun.

00:41:01And that's enough for me right now.

00:41:03Anyway, it's turning into the picture-perfect holiday,

00:41:06and it just feels like everything's come full circle.

00:41:13I only wish you were here to see it.

00:41:17Love you.

00:41:18Good night.

00:41:26I'm Ashlyn Ashworth, and welcome to Wake Up Utah.

00:41:29We are here on Evergreen Lane, or should I say Everscreen Lane.

00:41:34A neighborhood that is usually known for Christmas has traded its cheer for fear this spooky season.

00:41:40When we come back, we will join them as they kick off the much-anticipated neighborhood pumpkin painting contest,

00:41:46a tradition that has been squashed for over 25 years.

00:41:51I nailed that, right?

00:41:53Hey, is it a bad time?

00:41:54No, not at all.

00:41:55We're on commercial.

00:41:56It is great to see you, Emily.

00:41:58Good to see you, too.

00:41:59Thank you so much for coming.

00:42:00Oh, are you serious?

00:42:01I had to see this for myself.

00:42:02I still can't believe that you're behind all of this.

00:42:05We used to live here.

00:42:05You know how festive we get.

00:42:06For Christmas, sure.

00:42:08But ever since you got so scared by my scarecrow prank,

00:42:11this entire neighborhood turned into a ghost town on Halloween, remember?

00:42:15Oh, that is good.

00:42:16Hey, write that down.

00:42:17Oh, I remember.

00:42:18And so does my therapist.

00:42:19Trust me.

00:42:20Come on.

00:42:21It wasn't that bad.

00:42:22I mean, your friend Jeremy was there, and he didn't seem too scared.

00:42:25Jared.

00:42:25Who?

00:42:26Me.

00:42:27Jared Farnsworth.

00:42:28Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:42:29I meet a lot of people.

00:42:30No, no.

00:42:30It's okay.

00:42:31I was with her the night that you yard-yelped us.

00:42:34Dress as Hansel.

00:42:35You know, we were in Miss Thornock's homeroom together.

00:42:37Super skinny legs.

00:42:38Always wanted to play the mash game with us.

00:42:40Super nerdy.

00:42:41That's fun to hear.

00:42:41Oh, yeah.

00:42:42Big dorky glasses, and he would always rig the mash game to end up with you.

00:42:46I was like, hello.

00:42:48Well, I guess he got his wish because we got married last month.

00:42:52That's amazing.

00:42:54Seriously, congrats you two.

00:42:55And thank you so much for doing this segment.

00:42:57It's really exciting.

00:42:59Yeah.

00:42:59As HOA president, we really appreciate the exposure to show how far we've come since we celebrated

00:43:04Halloween on this level.

00:43:05Of course.

00:43:05Do you want me to interview you two?

00:43:07No.

00:43:09I just was thinking we should keep it about the neighbor.

00:43:11You know?

00:43:11Totally.

00:43:12Okay.

00:43:12Well, we're about to be back, so I can catch up with you guys later.

00:43:15Yeah, girl.

00:43:15Do your thing.

00:43:17Okay.

00:43:18Uh, Ty?

00:43:19Let's move.

00:43:19Let's go get more coverage.

00:43:21Do your thing, girl?

00:43:22What was that?

00:43:23I don't know.

00:43:23I mean, I get around her and I turn into plastic.

00:43:25That is the least of my concerns right now.

00:43:27I mean, look.

00:43:28Ned is at the table with my mom.

00:43:29They're on a team.

00:43:30Relax.

00:43:31How am I supposed to relax?

00:43:32It's Ned.

00:43:33And how do you feel about the Halloween traditions coming back to life?

00:43:36It's simply gorgeous.

00:43:38Did you see what I did there?

00:43:40Gord.

00:43:41Gordages.

00:43:42That is a good one.

00:43:43Did you just come up with that?

00:43:44That's been ripening on the vine for years.

00:43:47Don't make me put you down for now, Bob.

00:43:49When you're known for only Christmas, you don't have the opportunity to show your range.

00:43:53Most people know that I have a doctorate in arts and crafts.

00:43:57But what they don't know is that I did a study abroad in the Atacama region of northern Chile,

00:44:03which is the pumpkin capital of South America.

00:44:06Basically, I have forgotten more about these babies than most people will learn in a lifetime.

00:44:11I'm about to P.H. destroy the competition, if you know what I mean.

00:44:16Do you know what I mean?

00:44:17I think I do.

00:44:18How would you describe your neighbors?

00:44:20Intense.

00:44:21In a good way.

00:44:22Like Benedict from Much Ado About Nothing.

00:44:24I'd say a little more like Catherine from Taming It.

00:44:26True.

00:44:26She's more like Rosalyn.

00:44:27Well, no.

00:44:28I mean, I know you love Rosalyn.

00:44:29Might as well talk about Tartuffe.

00:44:30I'm excited to use the pointillism technique my mom taught me.

00:44:33I think it really captures the essence of the holiday without being too on the nose.

00:44:37I've gone for more of a cubist approach.

00:44:39Using shapes to really represent the surreal nature of what Halloween represents.

00:44:43Look at those couple goals.

00:44:45Adorable.

00:44:45I can't even enjoy this right now.

00:44:46I'm far too upset.

00:44:47Honey, I want you to try to stay calm.

00:44:49Like it the wise.

00:44:51Like it the wise.

00:44:52That's something you only say in your extreme duress.

00:44:55Deep breaths.

00:44:55Ty, for this one, I'd love to get a nice in-camera zoom.

00:44:58As you can see, not everyone dressed up for the painting contest.

00:45:03I guess some of us just care more.

00:45:07Now, Ty, go wide.

00:45:08Go wide.

00:45:12Hang with us.

00:45:15Fun fact, the first jack-o'-lanterns were made from turnips.

00:45:20Or large potatoes.

00:45:21It stemmed from the Celtic Samhain festival in Ireland.

00:45:24Which some people pronounce Samhain.

00:45:26Yeah. They were believed to ward off evil spirits lurking about.

00:45:32But today, there's a much more jocular meaning to it, and dare I say, romantic.

00:45:38Oh, romantic in what way?

00:45:40Take our pumpkins, for example.

00:45:43Oh, Romeo and Juliet.

00:45:45Correct. We are nearing noontide, so the lighting is not correct for this.

00:45:50But could you imagine what this street would look like at night?

00:45:56And with these pumpkins carved and lit, as they should have been done, come eventide,

00:46:02these star-crossed lovers will surely light up the autumnal sky.

00:46:08Oh, dear.

00:46:10Edgar James Broadhead, step away from my mama.

00:46:16I most certainly will not.

00:46:20Jared, sweetie, you know what? Let's just take a minute and talk about this.

00:46:24That's a great idea, Belinda. You know what, why don't we turn off the cameras for a second and we

00:46:27can discuss this.

00:46:28How long has this been going on?

00:46:30Well, I can't speak for the lady, but as for me, two Christmases ago, the night you first took the

00:46:35throne in Santa's village.

00:46:37Betrayed. And in my own kingdom, I will not allow you to defame the Farnsworth's name with your unwelcomed advances.

00:46:45They are more than welcome. Thank you very much.

00:46:49Is that true?

00:46:51Truer than true north. More absolute than absolute zero.

00:47:01There you have it, folks. True love right here on live TV.

00:47:15And just like that, HOA President Jared Farnsworth smashes a jack-o'-lantern of love.

00:47:22Begging the question, should this neighborhood actually be called ever mean-lang?

00:47:29That's enough, Ashland. Back to you, Ted.

00:47:32Back to you, Ted.

00:47:36As a childhood resident of the lane, I know from experience how firm of a grip the homeowners association has

00:47:43on its residents.

00:47:44The intensity is simply too much for some, including my parents.

00:47:49When asked, HOA President Jared Farnsworth refused to make a statement, but his actions spoke much more than words.

00:47:57Down, down, down!

00:47:59Many Utahns would dream of living on Evergreen Lane,

00:48:03but today felt more like a nightmare on Elm Street.

00:48:06Oh, come on! That's just yellow journalism!

00:48:08With a reputation like that, I have a feeling the surrounding communities will be frightened away from the rest of

00:48:14the activities this Halloween.

00:48:16Turn it off!

00:48:16I'm Ashland Ashworth, and this is...

00:48:20Thank you for letting us use your house as a neutral holding zone while the deliberation occurs.

00:48:24So sorry you had to see that.

00:48:25I thought it was kind of exciting, actually.

00:48:27Ned Broadhead is dating my mother.

00:48:29Do you understand the implications behind that type of betrayal?

00:48:33And you expect me to be concerned with anything else right now?

00:48:35I mean, I don't know left from right, up from down.

00:48:37I don't know diagonals right now.

00:48:38I mean, the man who lived next door to me, my best man, and the woman that gave birth to

00:48:43me, she gave birth to me, and I don't know what's happening right now.

00:48:46I'm so confused.

00:48:48Wait, let's just put a hold on the existential crisis until we hear what it is you have to do

00:48:52to make this right.

00:48:52And I just hope they don't strip you of your presidential powers.

00:48:55They can do that?

00:48:56It's in the hands of the triumvirate of truth.

00:48:59Is that from Star Wars?

00:49:00Oh, don't let the name fool you.

00:49:01It's just Mary Louise, Pam, and Bob.

00:49:02They meet at Swigalicious and Sugarhouse.

00:49:04Don't belittle the system.

00:49:05These are time-proven protocols, emergency measures to bring balance to the bylaws.

00:49:10Star Wars.

00:49:11Who can forget the great Hayfield-McAvoy debate of 91 when a power grid dispute almost canceled Christmas?

00:49:18But lo, two humble HOA members stepped into the breach and created the Magna Carta of merriment.

00:49:25Are you saying all this because you and I invented it?

00:49:27Can't I just be proud of our work?

00:49:29Yes, but you don't make us sound humble.

00:49:30Humble schmumble?

00:49:32That's not a nice accusation.

00:49:33Can we please make a good impression on the new neighbors?

00:49:36Honey, do you think you'll ever forgive me?

00:49:39It's not my forgiveness you need right now.

00:49:59The Triumvirate of Truth has reached a decision.

00:50:02Do what must be done.

00:50:05Jared Farnsworth, you have been charged with destruction of personal property and projecting

00:50:11a pumpkin in a pedestrian perimeter.

00:50:13Not only did this impact the cleanliness of our curbs, but it brought negative news coverage

00:50:18to the neighborhood, which in turn plummeted the projected property values by approximately

00:50:22three percent.

00:50:24Hold my soda.

00:50:26We know Ned to be neurotic and now is known to be necking with your next of kin.

00:50:32However, we have reviewed the reasoning for your revolt and although we find the target

00:50:38of your treason to be tyrannical, it cannot be tolerated.

00:50:42In order to be forgiven, you must fulfill the following.

00:50:47I don't read Kirstie very well.

00:50:49I'm sorry, Bob.

00:50:50I don't know hybridlyphics.

00:50:53I'll paraphrase.

00:50:55Your powers will be temporarily suspended and given to Emily.

00:50:59Until you make things right.

00:51:01Emotions are running really high right now and we think you need to sit down with Ned

00:51:05and talk it over, man to man.

00:51:07You ruined it, Bob.

00:51:08You took away all of my alliteration and flair.

00:51:10I got you, girl.

00:51:12Basically, you better buy the old buck of beer.

00:51:16I accept the triumvirate's decision.

00:51:19I, I, I'm sorry.

00:51:21I, hold on.

00:51:22Look, I, I'm all for you making good with Ned.

00:51:24I mean, you can go out on your mandate, you can bro it up all you want, but as your

00:51:28interim

00:51:28president, I have a mandate of my own.

00:51:31Anything.

00:51:32Before you go out with your bro, I think Belinda deserves a one-on-one conversation

00:51:37of her own, don't you?

00:51:39I concur, Madam President.

00:51:41I'm so embarrassed.

00:51:42We had so much soda.

00:51:44I, I can't believe that we never thought of her.

00:51:46I blame the firm psychological grip of the patriarchy.

00:51:49My bad.

00:51:50It's okay.

00:51:51I've got my traveling quill.

00:51:53All right?

00:51:53I'll just add this to the bottom of the parchment.

00:51:56Okay?

00:51:56Ben, do not tell book club about this.

00:52:01Hmm.

00:52:02Yum.

00:52:16Pink ring?

00:52:17Oh, yes.

00:52:19You're delicious.

00:52:21You know, you didn't have to spring for the Queen Victoria package.

00:52:24I, I know.

00:52:25I, I wanted to.

00:52:28I know you've always wanted to have tea with a daughter, but, you know, there are no rules

00:52:31about having it with a son.

00:52:33I appreciate it, but it's me.

00:52:36We, we can just talk.

00:52:40Okay.

00:52:42Then I will start by apologizing.

00:52:45And Emily reminded me that we're all adults here, and I sure wasn't acting like one.

00:52:51Neither did I.

00:52:52I, I could have told you.

00:52:54I should have told you when I first started catching feelings, but it took me a while to

00:52:59realize what was happening.

00:53:03So are, are you in that, like?

00:53:08I don't, I don't, I don't know how to define it exactly, but according to Mary Louise, the

00:53:15kids would say, we're talking.

00:53:17Talking?

00:53:18What does that mean?

00:53:20First of all, how does an 80-year-old woman know what the lingo is?

00:53:27Mom, the real question is, are, are you happy?

00:53:31If I find myself smiling every day, that Ned is a real Rizzler.

00:53:37Rizzler?

00:53:37Mm-hmm.

00:53:38Love that for you, I think.

00:53:40Your father's been gone for so long that I, I kind of forgot what it felt like to be seen

00:53:45in that way, and I never expected to feel that way about Ned, but something about him

00:53:52has changed, and I love the way his eyes light up when he sees me, or when he listens to

00:53:58me talk, and I know he's one tall glass of some self-distilled spirit, but he gets

00:54:05me, and oh, when he kisses me.

00:54:08Oh, you can stop there.

00:54:09I get the picture.

00:54:11Oh, boy.

00:54:13I think it just caught me by surprise.

00:54:16You know, Ned and I haven't always gotten along, and he's the strangest man I've ever met.

00:54:24But you know I love the guy.

00:54:25I know you do, and honestly, it's still early with us.

00:54:29I don't know what's going to happen, but it means so much to me to know that I have your

00:54:34support.

00:54:35Absolutely.

00:54:36I love you, son.

00:54:37I love you, too.

00:54:39But if you call Ned the Rizzler ever again, I'm going to change my mind.

00:54:48So when did you first know?

00:54:52Christmas Eve, the year Emily came back.

00:54:56Your mother joined me outside for a mug of hot bourbon cider.

00:55:01It was so dark.

00:55:03I could just see the moon on her hair, and we started talking about our favorite stars.

00:55:11You know, I could not narrow it down to one star, but I do have a favorite nebula.

00:55:15Of course, because everyone knows that.

00:55:17So I was born...

00:55:19May 1st.

00:55:21Yes, which makes me a...

00:55:23Please land your plane.

00:55:24A Taurus.

00:55:25Taurus.

00:55:27Ugh.

00:55:28Which means my favorite is going to be the Crab Nebula, otherwise known as NGC 1952.

00:55:35Sure.

00:55:36Everyone knows that.

00:55:37Yes.

00:55:37But what I didn't know was your mother's favorite star is...

00:55:42Australia.

00:55:43North star.

00:55:44You didn't know that at all.

00:55:46I literally named the only star I could think of.

00:55:49It's okay, not all of us are astrophiles.

00:55:51But those of us who are know that it is located in the constellation of Taurus.

00:55:57And then your mother tells me that Australia is really a very famous Greek nymph.

00:56:04How about I stop you right there?

00:56:05It's going to be enough mythology for one evening.

00:56:08No, really, you should Google the story and read it later.

00:56:10It's a scorcher.

00:56:12I promise you I will not.

00:56:14Okay.

00:56:14But do you want to ask you a favor?

00:56:17Yes, sir.

00:56:17First, never use nymph and my mother in the same sentence ever again.

00:56:23That's a big ask.

00:56:24I'm asking.

00:56:25I'm going to try.

00:56:26Try really, really hard.

00:56:28Yes, sir.

00:56:29Also, please treat her well.

00:56:34And please be honest with her.

00:56:38I swear I'm the stars.

00:56:39And you watch out for yourself too, Broadhead.

00:56:42You hear me?

00:56:43Okay.

00:56:43If she breaks your heart, don't come crying to me.

00:56:45The game of love is high risk, high reward.

00:56:49I know what I'm playing.

00:56:51I swear.

00:56:53They're risking it all.

00:57:01Do you want to play some pool?

00:57:02I'll play billiards.

00:57:03You can call it whatever you want.

00:57:05You're going to hell, Broadhead.

00:57:06Yeah.

00:57:07Sure.

00:57:14Hey, babe.

00:57:15What are you sitting up?

00:57:16I had an idea and it just keeps flowing.

00:57:19I couldn't sleep.

00:57:20How'd it go with Ned and Belinda?

00:57:32Well, that good, huh?

00:57:35Not my weeds.

00:57:36Not my carton.

00:57:37Well said.

00:57:41I'm about to head to bed, but should I wait up for you?

00:57:44No, I'm almost done here.

00:57:46I was hoping maybe we could snuggle and watch a movie.

00:57:49I think I'm going to make that happen.

00:57:51Do not drop me, please.

00:57:53Why would I drop you?

00:57:55What are you talking about?

00:57:59So by watch a movie, do you mean start a movie and then in 15 minutes you'll be asleep in

00:58:05my arm?

00:58:05Yeah, but first we could flirt a little, you know, laugh and cuddle while we try to find something to

00:58:11watch.

00:58:11That actually sounds amazing.

00:58:15It's my favorite thing in the whole world.

00:58:19You know, the more I think about the Ashlyn situation, the more I feel like maybe I should reach out

00:58:24and just try and clear the air.

00:58:28It was me who embarrassed myself on regional TV.

00:58:31No, honey, I'm not talking about Pumpkin Gate.

00:58:34No.

00:58:35Something she said on the broadcast.

00:58:38Like maybe her family felt like they were pushed out of the neighborhood.

00:58:44I mean, I know I can't change anything, but I just would really love to extend a peace offering, you

00:58:50know?

00:58:51I mean, we're adults.

00:58:52We shouldn't be, we shouldn't have this like weirdness from our childhood between us.

00:58:59Well, if that's the way you feel, I think you should definitely reach out.

00:59:03Thanks, honey.

00:59:04Mm-hmm.

00:59:06Isn't it so nice to have someone you can say anything to at any time?

00:59:15That is the best definition of marriage I've ever heard.

00:59:26Hey, thanks so much for agreeing to meet me.

00:59:28Oh, of course.

00:59:29I'm sorry I don't have more time.

00:59:30I have just been so busy with the tapings and keeping up with my followers.

00:59:34I've recorded seven cameos this week.

00:59:36Oh my goodness.

00:59:36I'm going to make it quick.

00:59:38I, um...

00:59:39Don't worry about Mikayla.

00:59:40She has heard it all.

00:59:41She is a bolt.

00:59:43I just wanted to apologize for when we were younger.

00:59:46I was the one that scared you, remember?

00:59:48I know, but what I really mean is after that.

00:59:51I know the neighbors went into overdrive trying to protect me after my grandmother passed

00:59:55and after the whole scarecrow thing,

00:59:56and I just really hope that's not the reason your family decided to move away.

01:00:01And after you moved, I thought you were angry at me.

01:00:04I really did.

01:00:04I thought you were mad, and I should have talked to you about it right then and there,

01:00:07and instead I put up this wall, and it wasn't because I didn't like you.

01:00:10It was actually quite the opposite.

01:00:12Come on, Emily.

01:00:13You nicknamed me Schlin Shady.

01:00:14And that was totally unfair.

01:00:16I mean, how were you supposed to know that I was going to ask Buzz Oki to Sadie's?

01:00:18Everyone wanted to ask Buzz.

01:00:20Ah, blue-eyed Buzz.

01:00:21The truth is, you were so cool and popular,

01:00:23and I just loved what you did with the school announcements.

01:00:25You never told me that.

01:00:26Well, I should have.

01:00:27They were clever and funny, and everyone loved them.

01:00:30And I mean, look, look where you are now.

01:00:31Secretly, I kind of always wanted to volunteer to write the copy for the teleprompter.

01:00:35Why didn't you say anything?

01:00:36I just never had the courage.

01:00:38And I was embarrassed about how things ended between us when you moved.

01:00:43I just want to say I'm sorry that I let my own insecurities come between what could have been a

01:00:47really cool friendship.

01:00:49We need Ashlyn in Studio C, ASAP.

01:00:52I'm so sorry. I have to run.

01:00:54It's okay. Talk later?

01:00:55Yeah, of course. Go, go, go. Thank you.

01:00:57Oh, uh, here's a headshot. For free.

01:01:01Oh, thank you.

01:01:01I'll see you soon.

01:01:04That went well.

01:01:07I can't believe you confronted the great and powerful Ashlyn.

01:01:10You've been bugging me for years. It felt so good to get it off my chest.

01:01:13I mean, she didn't give me much of a reaction, but that's okay. It was worth it.

01:01:16I've got to say, I'm proud of you on so many levels.

01:01:18Oh, thank you.

01:01:19Also, I think you're really onto something this year. Those spider doodles look amazing.

01:01:22They taste great, too.

01:01:24I had three of them when Mom wasn't looking.

01:01:26Go to call Marie. You're going to make yourself sick.

01:01:28Come on. It's Halloween. Isn't that the point?

01:01:30Well, fine. At least give me a bite, then.

01:01:33Mmm. Those are amazing.

01:01:36Thank you. I'm so glad.

01:01:37But save some room for Pamela's, because, you know, she is a shoo-in to win the contest.

01:01:41No secret there.

01:01:42I don't know. I'm pretty much of a cookie expert at this point.

01:01:45I think you have a chance.

01:01:48Thanks. I mean, we'll see.

01:01:49I just do feel like the creative juices have been flowing, you know, since I started writing again.

01:01:53I don't know. Maybe some of that energy has been absorbed into the baking as well.

01:01:57I was going to say there's something different about you.

01:01:59I thought it was the honeymoon glow, but you got a little spark in you.

01:02:01Yeah. I didn't realize how much I miss writing.

01:02:03You know, like, I've forgotten about the joy it brings me.

01:02:06I think I thought copywriting was enough, but maybe it's not.

01:02:09Well, now you know. At least you're back to doing something you love.

01:02:12Yeah, exactly. And even if it doesn't turn into something I do for money, at least I know it's important

01:02:16to me.

01:02:16It's exactly how I feel about the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

01:02:19Oh, I wish they'd bring Monica back.

01:02:20Right? She's the best part.

01:02:22I was more intrigued by Jen's storyline.

01:02:25I said I was a good mom, not a perfect mom.

01:02:28I hope it's okay that we're a little late.

01:02:29I got set up.

01:02:30Thanks. Oh, thank you so much for hosting.

01:02:33Belinda was a little preoccupied this week, if you know what I mean.

01:02:36What are you kidding? This is our idea of a housewarming party.

01:02:39More like heartwarming.

01:02:41Seriously, we have lived in a lot of places and never really felt like we fit in.

01:02:46Till now.

01:02:47Oh, well, I think if we looked into the cauldron, we would see a lifetime of friendship ahead for us.

01:02:52Yeah.

01:02:54Look at our little angel, all caught up in festive spirit.

01:02:59True, I've never seen her so happy, but our angel still can't compete with our devil, True.

01:03:04Oh, Albert, you little demon, you.

01:03:07Come on, come on. Just let me have a total taste.

01:03:10Bob, not yet even.

01:03:12Oh, I have never been so in love.

01:03:15Well, if you're so in love, go get me a drink.

01:03:18I can't believe you would take palesthesia over echolocation.

01:03:22I mean, have you lost your prefrontal cortex?

01:03:24See, there you go again, trying to confuse me with your technical jargon.

01:03:27I'm just saying, money aside, I would rather be Peter Parker than Bruce Wayne.

01:03:30You are so wrong.

01:03:32I'm not wrong.

01:03:33Oh, Luna, wow.

01:03:37The detail of your piping is amazing.

01:03:41I applaud your efforts.

01:03:42I really do.

01:03:44And this is your first cookie competition, is it?

01:03:47Yep.

01:03:48And I guess we'll have to see if a win is to be or not to be.

01:03:52Oh, never heard that one before.

01:03:54Either way, we're really hoping we can at least turn a few heads.

01:03:57Oh, well, how very optimistic of you.

01:04:00But alas, poor Yorick.

01:04:03Once the judges take a bite of my chocolate chip chupacabras,

01:04:06you're going to be heading home with a participation ribbon

01:04:09pinned on your festive little sweater.

01:04:16And that is what we call pre-game intimidation, Helen.

01:04:19Take notes.

01:04:21Shoot, they're pretty good.

01:04:22Okay, come on.

01:04:25Are we ready?

01:04:29Welcome to the first beastly bake-off in more than 20 years.

01:04:34We had a wickedly hard time judging the entries this year,

01:04:38and I'm a little scared to announce the winner.

01:04:41You should be scared, lover girl,

01:04:43because if I smell any netty boy nepotism, I will go nuclear.

01:04:47I can assure you that outside of this year's amazing entries,

01:04:51there has been no home cooking in the selection process.

01:04:55Unlike Christmas rules, there is only one winner today.

01:04:58No second or third place.

01:05:00That's right.

01:05:01Only room for one creature in this cavern, baby.

01:05:04Okay, here we go.

01:05:05And the winner is...

01:05:11For her cinnamon spider doodles,

01:05:13Emily Fudge!

01:05:16What?

01:05:20There's no such thing as cruelers.

01:05:22Pam?

01:05:23No.

01:05:23Pamela?

01:05:24No, no.

01:05:25Pamela?

01:05:25Pamela, Pamela.

01:05:27Darling, Pamela, it's me.

01:05:29It's Mary Louise.

01:05:31Oh.

01:05:32Mary Louise, it's you.

01:05:34Mm-hmm.

01:05:36Bob, it's you too.

01:05:38Oh, you guys, I just...

01:05:39I just had the most horrible dream.

01:05:41Oh, there were cookies and a witch and...

01:05:46And you were there and...

01:05:48And Belinda, you were there.

01:05:50Oh, and Jared, you were there too.

01:05:51And so were...

01:05:53You.

01:05:55Easy.

01:05:57Easy.

01:05:58We've already performed the awards audit.

01:06:01I could confidently confirm that there was no tomfoolery.

01:06:05She won fair and square.

01:06:06But I...

01:06:07And she can't...

01:06:08I'm not good, Gene.

01:06:10She's never been able to cook anything in her life.

01:06:12Pamela, if I had known how much this was going to upset you

01:06:14or how you were going to react,

01:06:15I would have just given up and let you in.

01:06:17You and me both.

01:06:18Where's my Helen?

01:06:19She's in her room, FaceTiming with her dad.

01:06:23Sure.

01:06:26Well, I don't know if it's a head injury or not,

01:06:28but I want to apologize to all of you.

01:06:33Every year, I get so obsessed with winning

01:06:36that I let it become my identity.

01:06:39But as I look around and see all of your faces,

01:06:42I realize that I've already won

01:06:45because I live on Evergreen Lane

01:06:49and there's no place like home.

01:06:51Oh, no.

01:06:53Uh, you guys, I'm so sorry to interrupt this very sweet moment.

01:06:56Then don't.

01:06:57But I have news.

01:06:59It looks like Channel 6 wants to come out

01:07:00and live stream the Carnival, Spooky Alley, and all.

01:07:04Looks like we better haul out the Halloween.

01:07:06Yes!

01:07:13Okay, everyone.

01:07:15Everyone.

01:07:16Thank you so much for coming on such short notice.

01:07:19An opportunity has presented itself

01:07:22and I just had to share and bring it to a vote.

01:07:24I got a text from Ashton Ashworth

01:07:26at Channel 6

01:07:27and it looks like

01:07:28they want to come back to the lane.

01:07:30What about that smear piece she did about us?

01:07:33It wasn't exactly a smear.

01:07:35Jared did go full Billy Corgan on those pumpkins.

01:07:38He did.

01:07:39I'm taking full responsibility for my actions.

01:07:41Apparently, it was great for ratings for the network

01:07:43and they want to come back

01:07:43and cover the Carnival and the Spooky Alley.

01:07:45I think this could take our fundraiser to the next level.

01:07:48I think we should do it, guys.

01:07:49They lived here like five minutes.

01:07:51I'm just saying, you know,

01:07:52you've been fundraising, you know, it's for the kids,

01:07:54but, you know, it still seems really fishy to me.

01:07:56I smell a conspiracy.

01:07:57Can't risk any more bad press.

01:07:59Guys, guys, guys, come on.

01:08:01It's time to help a prez out.

01:08:03Listen, when I had to relinquish my powers to my better half,

01:08:06I realized something.

01:08:08I realized that serving this community, it's a privilege.

01:08:13And I let my anger get the best of me

01:08:15and I was a very poor example of how our leaders should be.

01:08:18Luckily, you guys cared about me enough

01:08:19to give me a second chance.

01:08:21Now it's our chance to come together as a community

01:08:24and a neighborhood and celebrate

01:08:27in front of the entire state of Utah.

01:08:29And a few select counties in Idaho, Wyoming, and Nevada.

01:08:32Depending on local TV markets.

01:08:34Yes, Ned.

01:08:35Not important, but...

01:08:36Sure.

01:08:37Yeah.

01:08:38The point is, it's time we back up our humble president

01:08:41and we show everyone what Halloween means to us.

01:08:44What do you say?

01:08:45Are you in?

01:08:46Yeah, I'm in.

01:08:47Ever scream on three.

01:08:48One, two, three.

01:08:49Ever scream!

01:08:55Oh, hey.

01:08:57Did you ever bob for apples?

01:08:58Oh, you better believe me.

01:08:59Oh, well, we're on.

01:09:00Here we go.

01:09:08Is that why they call it bobbing for apples?

01:09:12Leave them alone.

01:09:12It'll keep them busy till now.

01:09:14I'm smart.

01:09:15Inflatables are not scary.

01:09:17And if they get unplugged, did you...

01:09:19I mean, the illusion is ruined.

01:09:21The idea is for the kids to have a good time.

01:09:23Not send them home with night terrors.

01:09:25Look at this.

01:09:25It's horrifying.

01:09:26Okay, okay.

01:09:27We're gonna mix her and also the animatronic Chucky doll.

01:09:30But I'm keeping the homemade Babadook.

01:09:31Oh, keep the Babadook.

01:09:32Babadook.

01:09:33Guys, I'm a little worried about the costume contest.

01:09:35We don't have any sign-ups.

01:09:36I mean, my parents are a given.

01:09:37Jared said he's preparing something.

01:09:39Other than that, it is slow.

01:09:40And I'm just worried we won't have a lot of foot traffic, you know, for the spooky alley.

01:09:43I just hope the rumors aren't true.

01:09:45What rumors?

01:09:45Oh, I don't like to gossip, says a woman who invented the Avril Lavigne conspiracy.

01:09:50Oh, I have my reasons.

01:09:52And quite compelling evidence, I might add.

01:09:55I don't care about that.

01:09:56Belinda, tell me what you heard.

01:09:57Please spill it.

01:09:58Honey, you gotta go listen.

01:09:59I don't know what they've been talking about.

01:10:00I'm scared.

01:10:01We've been gone for months.

01:10:02I don't care if you're scared.

01:10:03Grab a couple cans of them.

01:10:04All right.

01:10:04You know Mary Louise's hairdresser, Brittany Bateman?

01:10:06Girl can frost the top and that's no rumor.

01:10:09Apparently, her sister-in-law, Heidi Birch, works out at Train Insane with none other than

01:10:15Ashlyn Ashworth.

01:10:16She said they're only covering the spooky alley for clickbait.

01:10:19What?

01:10:20Oh, I don't understand.

01:10:22She's hoping it's going to be a train wreck, like the pumpkin contest.

01:10:25What do you got?

01:10:25I got none.

01:10:26And after what she posted about Pamela from the Beastly Bake Off.

01:10:30How do you suppose she heard about that, do you reckon?

01:10:32I've kept in touch with her mother.

01:10:34I didn't know the phone call was on the record.

01:10:37There was always something strange about Ashlyn.

01:10:39Didn't you tell me that when you were in high school, they called for Schlin Shady?

01:10:43Yes, technically, but that was kind of my fault.

01:10:45I don't think she has an ulterior motive.

01:10:47Oh, really?

01:10:47You don't think she does?

01:10:48Oh, I hope so.

01:10:49But you know, after that first news piece went viral, it doesn't look like the rest of

01:10:53the neighborhood is so confident.

01:10:55Rumor or not, we can't let this thing fail.

01:10:57It's for charity now, and we're going to prove everyone wrong.

01:10:59Yes.

01:11:00You know Marvin and I are all in.

01:11:02I don't doubt it.

01:11:03And you can put Bob and I down, too.

01:11:05Yeah, we've been cooking up something that's electrifying.

01:11:08Really?

01:11:08What is that?

01:11:09You can flip down D.J. Frankenstein.

01:11:13Is that another word, Mary Louise?

01:11:15I do not want any spoilers.

01:11:18That's exactly what Jared said.

01:11:19He's not doing something with you?

01:11:20No, he insisted on doing something solo.

01:11:23What about you guys?

01:11:24Ned asked me to join up with him.

01:11:25Really?

01:11:25Where are you going, Ned?

01:11:26I tell you, but he made me sign an airtight non-disclosure agreement.

01:11:30I will say, the stakes are very high with this one.

01:11:34What does airtight mean to you exactly?

01:11:36And what about you, Pamela?

01:11:37Don't ask.

01:11:38You know that Helen and I are ride or die.

01:11:40I wasn't asking to tag along.

01:11:42I have something very special up my sleeve, anyway.

01:11:45Well, I hope that it's spooky, because we've got something that's going to push that Nosferatu meter to a high

01:11:50five.

01:11:51Ah, yeah, touchdown, Bob!

01:11:56Now empty those tubs, because they're contaminated.

01:12:00You're a lucky lady, Mary Louise.

01:12:06I don't know why that keeps happening to you, Graham.

01:12:10You trying to tell me something?

01:12:13I don't know what the stress levels are like on the other side there, but let me tell you, they're

01:12:17getting pretty high around here.

01:12:20I'm just trying to balance it all.

01:12:22You know, Jared and the HOA and my work and all the activities, and I really just want to make

01:12:27you proud.

01:12:30She is proud.

01:12:33You sure about that?

01:12:37Yeah.

01:12:40The whole neighborhood is.

01:12:42Especially me.

01:12:44I'm proud of you, too.

01:12:47Even after my near impeachment.

01:12:49Okay, so it wasn't exactly your brightest moment, but it did show me how much you care about your mom,

01:12:56and I love that about you.

01:12:57And I love everything about you.

01:13:04I gotta tell you, there was this moment at the bake-off when they announced my name as the winner.

01:13:11Mm-hmm.

01:13:12It was the first time I had heard someone else say it out loud.

01:13:16Emily Farnsworth.

01:13:18I just had this surge of joy and love, and it just filled my heart from bottom to top.

01:13:25That is, of course, until it was totally ruined when Pamela face-planted into the ground, but for a moment,

01:13:31it was perfect.

01:13:35I'm so proud to be married to you.

01:13:38Thank you for saying that.

01:13:41I needed to hear that.

01:13:44I feel like I was really good at being your boyfriend, your fiancé, and like I'm dropping the ball that

01:13:50allows your husband.

01:13:51Oh, honey, come on.

01:13:53Marriage, this is new for both of us.

01:13:56I mean, there's no shame in needing practice.

01:13:58Yeah.

01:13:59I think if we're willing to be honest about what's going on inside, the good, the bad, the ugly, I

01:14:06think we'll be just fine.

01:14:09Yeah, I think so, too.

01:14:11I am a little worried about all these rumors that are going around about Ashlyn Ashworth.

01:14:15I just, I don't even know what to believe anymore.

01:14:18Even if they are true, so what?

01:14:19This entire neighborhood is pulling together, and if she thinks that we're going to fall apart on live TV, she's

01:14:26dead wrong.

01:14:27You're absolutely right.

01:14:28This neighborhood is so special, and if people don't get it, that's on them.

01:14:36You know what?

01:14:36I'm going to stay up and work on my book a little bit.

01:14:39Okay.

01:14:41You don't have to wait up.

01:14:42Like all the time you need.

01:14:44Because I am planning a little surprise for us.

01:14:55Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

01:14:57I was going to ask you the same thing.

01:14:58Why?

01:14:59I'm clearly Glinda the Good.

01:15:00I know.

01:15:00Sorry.

01:15:00I don't know why I said that.

01:15:01You look cute, but what's with the headset?

01:15:04Well, somebody's got to run the show, so...

01:15:05I get that.

01:15:06I'm excited.

01:15:08Where's your husband?

01:15:09Oh, he's been out running errands for the carnival all day.

01:15:12I think he's waiting for the big reveal.

01:15:13He doesn't want anyone to see his costume until the last minute.

01:15:16I'll make sure the cameras are rolling.

01:15:18Okay.

01:15:19Yeah.

01:15:20Um, I should probably go.

01:15:22Thanks.

01:15:22Ty, let's get B-roll.

01:15:26Well, I know they say wickedness was never happiness, but this outfit begs to differ.

01:15:30You look amazing.

01:15:32Where is your costume?

01:15:34I told you it's a surprise.

01:15:35Okay, well, you better hurry up.

01:15:36I can't be seen with a Halloween humbug.

01:15:38I would not dream of it.

01:15:41I don't know what to think.

01:15:42I just can't tell if she's up to no good.

01:15:45It doesn't matter.

01:15:46Look at this cul-de-sac.

01:15:48You're literally surrounded by loved ones.

01:15:50You got this.

01:15:52There you go.

01:15:53Gotta go.

01:15:55Look who's coming.

01:16:00Oh, yeah.

01:16:01There you go.

01:16:06Hi, Halloween.

01:16:09You made her happy Halloween.

01:16:17What are you, 30?

01:16:18No, out of here.

01:16:19Out.

01:16:20You did my taxes last year.

01:16:21You can't trick or treat.

01:16:22You're too old.

01:16:28I hope it picks up.

01:16:34I'm not worried.

01:16:35You think it has anything to do with pretty pink princess over there?

01:16:38I mean, I hope not.

01:16:39Oh, yeah, I see how it is.

01:16:41You don't show up for Helen's harp recital, but you make it to the Halloween party.

01:16:45Sorry, sis.

01:16:46You know, I can't pass up a good old-fashioned fright fest.

01:16:50It is a full moon, but keep the scares to a minimum.

01:16:52Emily will have you removed from the premises.

01:16:54It's true.

01:16:55I'm more Teen Wolf than full-blown Lycan.

01:16:57But Lycan is nerdy little brother-speak for werewolf.

01:17:00Well, the lore is very important to me, especially at this time of year.

01:17:04Do you accept cashier's checks?

01:17:06Well, sure.

01:17:06I don't see why not.

01:17:08You're welcome.

01:17:09These are great, by the way.

01:17:11Yeah.

01:17:12All right, scare you guys later.

01:17:13Bucky, this isn't Costco.

01:17:15Those aren't free samples.

01:17:16No, no, no.

01:17:17Let him have it.

01:17:18Lycan or not, the man is generous.

01:17:36Who dares receive each other, as we shall make our grease and clamor roar upon his death?

01:17:43And now, straight from Transylvania, some dark magic from Dracula.

01:17:48I want to blow your mind.

01:17:53False face must hide with the false heart.

01:17:56Darth No.

01:17:59I hope I haven't made a mistake.

01:18:06You are like me now, my love.

01:18:11All right, everybody.

01:18:12Let's give it up for DJ Frankenstein and his boo-fee.

01:18:16Woo-hoo!

01:18:20If you're looking at our costumes and you're feeling kind of jelly, I'll tell you a story

01:18:25by the Lady Mary Shelley.

01:18:26The stalens guaranteed to send a shiver down your spine.

01:18:29It's about the one and only Dr. Frankenstein.

01:18:32He ignored his friends at school and didn't listen to his teachers.

01:18:35He went around his lab just to work an honest creature.

01:18:38It took a bolt of lightning to bring the thing to life.

01:18:40And then when he was done, he started working on his wife.

01:18:43Dr. what?

01:18:44Dr. Dr. Dr. Frankenstein.

01:18:46Dr. who?

01:18:47Dr. Dr. Dr. Frankenstein.

01:18:49Dr. Frankenstein.

01:18:50Dr. Frankenstein.

01:18:51Dr. Frankenstein.

01:18:52Dr. Frankenstein.

01:18:55Dr. Frankenstein.

01:18:55Hey.

01:18:57Hey.

01:18:58I should have said this earlier, but I just wanted to thank you for your kindness.

01:19:03It meant a lot to Jared, and all of us really, that you were willing to give us a second

01:19:08chance.

01:19:08Dr. Frankenstein.

01:19:09Don't mention it.

01:19:10And I want to give you something.

01:19:11It's not totally finished as a dummy, but in the spirit of Ever Scream Lane, it's about

01:19:17a little scarecrow who loves the tricks of Halloween and a witch who loves the treats.

01:19:21And, well, they figure out that they can both have a happy Halloween.

01:19:26It's so cute.

01:19:27Oh, look.

01:19:28It's us.

01:19:29Who did this?

01:19:30Dr. Frankenstein.

01:19:30Oh, I did it.

01:19:32Yeah, I...

01:19:33I did it.

01:19:34I...

01:19:35You know, this whole season has been full of ups and downs, but it's really inspired me

01:19:38to get back to doing what I love.

01:19:40And you were a huge part of that.

01:19:41Dr. Frankenstein.

01:19:42I don't understand.

01:19:43You've just always known what you wanted, and you've gone for it, and I truly admired

01:19:48that.

01:19:48And I may have gotten a little sidetracked, but I realize I gotta get back to doing what I

01:19:52love, which is writing books.

01:19:54Well, thank you for this.

01:19:57And thank you for what you said when you visited the studio.

01:20:00It really helped me put everything into perspective.

01:20:03I could have been a lot nicer to you as well.

01:20:07Maybe now we can start over?

01:20:09I'd really like that.

01:20:10Yeah?

01:20:11Yeah, I'd really like that.

01:20:13And, uh, just a heads up, you might want to send some more volunteers to the ticket booth.

01:20:18Oh, really?

01:20:19Well, I've been sharing the fun of my stories, and the word is really spreading.

01:20:22You're about to have a lot more visitors headed your way.

01:20:25Oh, thank you.

01:20:26We're ready for them.

01:20:27Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our special guest, Nickelback on Elm Street.

01:20:32I love Nickelback.

01:20:39Give it up for the lead singer, Chatty Krueger!

01:20:53I realized when I was picking out this Chatty Krueger outfit, that was the old Jared thinking.

01:20:58Now I'm thinking as your husband.

01:21:00What I really wanted was something for us.

01:21:04That's what this is.

01:21:06What is this?

01:21:08Step into my lair.

01:21:19Oh, look at their costumes.

01:21:22Could they be more adorable?

01:21:24No.

01:21:25Someone surprised me with a couple's costume after all.

01:21:27I like this so much I'm not gonna take it off.

01:21:29I don't think I could take these off if I wanted to.

01:21:32Pamela sewed my shirt into my pants.

01:21:34Thanks again for making the fundraiser happen, guys.

01:21:36They are still counting donations, but we have already earned double what we did last time.

01:21:42We should get some mead!

01:21:44By the way, a courier dropped this off today.

01:21:47You were busy with your tape measure, so I told him I would give it to you.

01:21:49Okay.

01:21:50Thanks.

01:21:51What's this?

01:21:52It's Velvet.

01:22:01I got in.

01:22:03We're going to Norway!

01:22:06That is if my wife and I agree after an in-depth discussion.

01:22:10There you go.

01:22:11Good day!

01:22:14Santa Academy!

01:22:16Okay, but tonight's not about Santa.

01:22:18We may only have a few hours left to celebrate before Christmas takes over, so...

01:22:23What do you say we give Halloween all we got?

01:22:25Happy Halloween!

01:22:27Happy Halloween!

01:22:29Halloween is cool!

01:22:35And thus began a new chapter in the story of Evergreen Lane.

01:22:39We became the annual go-to place for trick-or-treating, and the Spooky Alley fundraiser was a huge success.

01:22:46In order to keep the peace, we let Pamela and Helen win the costume contest.

01:22:51The excitement of my new children's book, along with Jared's loving support, gave me the confidence to quit my job

01:22:57and pursue writing full-time.

01:22:59I know what Graham Graham was trying to tell me.

01:23:02The true spirit of Halloween is about remembering the ones you love, and having fun and creating memories with those

01:23:08that are still here.

01:23:09If you can remember that, and pass the tradition on to the next generation, that spirit will never truly die.

01:23:17La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

01:23:21Shalou, brou, phala, phala.

01:23:57We're right back.

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