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00:16Welcome to the greatest adventure on planet Earth.
00:21Hey, Gator incoming.
00:23Whoa.
00:25Don't stick your hand out.
00:26That's our competition.
00:28I'm scared.
00:30If there's one thing that makes a Robertson a Robertson, it's our unique ability to dominate
00:35every creature on this planet.
00:39Whether it's slimy.
00:41Oh, yeah, frog in time.
00:43Squeaky.
00:44Look in that drawer.
00:47I'm addicted to honeycomb and honey.
00:49Or even stinky.
00:51Be kind to the bees.
00:52Don't be an idiot.
00:53Neutralize them, Jacob.
00:54Oh, my God.
00:55Oh, it's in my shirt.
00:56They're all over me.
00:57Y'all ready to learn how to process a frog?
01:00Yeah!
01:01Their feet are gone.
01:02I think you can defeat them.
01:04We got a lock on it, son.
01:09Don't let that frog get away.
01:12Or at least most of us do.
01:13I just want to go fast.
01:15Life goes by in a flash.
01:17Living free, no looking back.
01:19I just want to go fast.
01:21Keep growing from the past.
01:22Can't slow me down.
01:24I want to go fast.
01:25Fall lean back.
01:27Lean right out.
01:29Go fast.
01:31Make the good times last.
01:33Yeah, I just want to go.
01:50It's frog season, boys.
01:52Well, we got to teach these kids.
01:54You know, my grandkids have never experienced the swamps yet.
01:58That's pathetic.
02:00Yeah.
02:00I got to get them out there so they can see some of the real outdoors.
02:05Smock boy and Juju boy.
02:08They're fixing to get them a little less than frog.
02:10Well, who's going to catch them?
02:14He's basically going to catch them, me.
02:16Willie has been dying to take the grandkids frog hunting ever since the season started.
02:21Hey, it's a rite of passage.
02:23It requires nerves of steel.
02:26Yeah, I got it.
02:28Oh, yeah.
02:29I have caught thousands of frogs in my life.
02:32I'm a frog's nightmare.
02:36Get him, Willie.
02:37Calm down.
02:38And it ain't as easy as it looks.
02:42Oh, snake, Willie.
02:45There's a snake.
02:47Oh!
02:51Well, you should let the kids try to catch them.
02:53Well, they probably need to start by watching before they just jump in there.
02:57No, you don't want to watch them.
02:58Jump in there, just let them jump in there and catch them.
03:00No, you don't want to terrorize them.
03:02Well, yeah, they don't know how to catch them.
03:04They got to learn first.
03:05Hey, look, they got to learn, okay, and I just like swimming, okay?
03:09If you don't teach a kid to swim, hey, pick him up and throw him in the pond.
03:12And then, hey, say swim.
03:16Nope.
03:17When you're up on that front of the boat and your adrenaline's pumping, every once in
03:22a while, you got to jump.
03:23You just got to go for it.
03:25So I don't know.
03:25Turn into a frog.
03:26Yeah.
03:27To catch a frog.
03:28That's been Willie's problem for 50 years.
03:30What are you talking about?
03:32I'm just saying.
03:33The law of gravity.
03:35I'm athletic.
03:36He just said you're a little slow, chubby.
03:39Time, space, and matter.
03:40Sneaky athletic.
03:41Yeah, you would think as many frogs as you've eaten, it would help your vertical leap, but
03:46that's why you need me.
03:47Do you want to see frogs, or do you want to catch frogs?
03:50I mean, if you want to go, you're more than welcome to go.
03:54You need me to go.
03:56I'm not saying I need you to do anything.
03:59Did you hear him ask me?
04:01That was his way of asking me to go frog hunt.
04:04No, he wasn't going to say, will you go with me?
04:05Oh, I know.
04:06He just knew that was him saying, I need you, brother.
04:11Here we go.
04:17All right, it's time to get our meeting started at the Northeast Louisiana Beekeepers Club.
04:21So I'd like to kind of go around the room, and everybody introduce yourself.
04:26Tell us how many hives you have, and why you're here.
04:29Uncle Cy has asked us to join him for the local beekeepers meeting, which I actually didn't
04:34even know was a thing, and I'm not totally sure why we're here.
04:38We'll start right here with Sean.
04:41I'm Cy Robertson.
04:43I don't have any hives.
04:45I have robbed wild ones, though.
04:48Uncle Cy and wild honey have a complicated history.
04:52Hey, I'm like Winnie the Pooh, boy.
04:54We're going to get the honey.
04:55Yeah, yeah.
04:56Yeah, that's the honey.
04:57Yeah.
04:57Yep.
04:58You can't buy that in the store.
05:00That's the best honey you'll ever eat.
05:01The problem is, he ain't going to be a lot of help in actually getting it.
05:06Look out!
05:07Look out!
05:08I'm in!
05:08Go ahead!
05:10Have a man for himself, Will!
05:12Every good soldier has his post.
05:15Mine is commanding from behind.
05:17I thought you were Winnie the Pooh.
05:20Hey, that's General Winnie the Pooh.
05:23So, what's your job?
05:24I'm going to be back here, boys.
05:25I got the getaway vehicle ready.
05:28You weenie.
05:29I brought these kids for one reason, and that is, make me a bunch of honeycomb and honey.
05:37So, let's kind of go over some of the tools that you'll need.
05:42Bee suits.
05:44This is going to be your line of defense.
05:46A lot of times, I'll use something like this, which is a bee veil.
05:51It's kind of cool.
05:54How often do you get stung?
05:56In a day's time, up to 20 times.
05:59Oh, no.
06:01Hey, I got a serious question for you.
06:03What is honey?
06:05What is the ingredients, so to speak?
06:08Well, basically, in a nutshell, you're dealing with bee spit.
06:11So, we're eating bee spit?
06:14Yeah.
06:17That's amazing.
06:19Okay, this is a hive that I got started with.
06:22It's called a flow hive.
06:23And it's got observation windows in it.
06:26Matter of fact, I encourage all of y'all to come up here and look.
06:29You can literally watch the bees working up and down in here.
06:34Where do I get a hands-on experience for this?
06:37Jeff.
06:38Robertson?
06:39Yeah.
06:39He comes here all the time.
06:41That sucker, they've been holding out on me.
06:44So, you still need us to do this, if you can just get it from Jeff and Jessica?
06:47Hey, you got to have the thinker, and then you got to have the doers.
06:51I'm the thinker, y'all the doers.
06:54I get to get all this, right?
06:56Yes, right.
06:56That's what I'm talking about.
06:58I'll leave two for y'all.
07:05Rebecca, you said we were setting up for a fashion show.
07:09Well, it's a little mission impossible, but I believe in us.
07:13Rebecca is truly so creative.
07:15When Zane was a baby, she started this parent and child clothing line called Me and My.
07:20Now she has a new line ready to debut.
07:23We don't have to clean up, like, the whole space.
07:25I just need, like, basically enough space to put a runway in.
07:30Oh, I think I'm a little too pregnant for all this.
07:32Woo!
07:33This is classic Rebecca.
07:35I mean, she has a fashion show less than a week away in a building that she and John Reed
07:42are renovating,
07:43and it is far from ready.
07:46I mean, like, this needs more than a little bit of help.
07:48Oh, this is kind of cool.
07:51A vase with naked women on it.
07:53That's funny.
07:55Rebecca, I like how the pants are these.
07:56Oh, no!
07:58Oh, it smells, too.
08:00What's your worst case scenario?
08:02Um, probably, like, raccoon or a dead body.
08:08Well, I think I found a wasp nest in here.
08:10Whoa.
08:12I think that might be dirt daubers.
08:14No.
08:15I can tell you one thing.
08:16It's not a beehive, because I'm learning all about the house.
08:20I know more about the hive than you want to know.
08:23Some of this stuff is, like, actually cute and salvageable, Rebecca.
08:26This dresser honestly could be, like, restored really easily, I think.
08:30Just a broken...
08:31Oh, my gosh!
08:33Bella, what the heck?
08:34What is it?
08:35Look in that drawer.
08:36I'm not the one.
08:37This one.
08:37This one.
08:40Oh!
08:41Oh, my gosh!
08:44Wait, no!
08:44Oh, my gosh!
08:45Wait, what?
08:46Oh, my gosh!
08:47Oh, my gosh, yeah.
08:48It looked pretty cute.
08:50Cute?
08:50We have got different definitions of cute.
08:53Oh!
08:53He's about to get out.
08:54He's about to get out.
08:55He's about to get out.
08:55I'm done.
08:57That...
08:58I'm done.
08:59I'm gonna draw Al completely.
09:00Oh, too far, too far, too far.
09:02Okay.
09:03Okay.
09:04Okay.
09:04Come on, little mousey.
09:06Come on, little mousey.
09:07Oh, there you go.
09:07Come on, come on.
09:08Oh, come on.
09:09Oh, come on.
09:10Oh, come on.
09:11Oh, come on, come on.
09:13Oh, come on, come on.
09:14Oh, my gosh.
09:15Okay.
09:15We're good.
09:16Okay.
09:17I think our work here is done.
09:20Oh.
09:21Okay.
09:22We need to call an exterminator.
09:24I don't know if we're gonna be able to get this done.
09:26This is gonna require some serious work.
09:28I'm all about delusional confidence, but this is just delusional.
09:31This is crazy.
09:32Oh, they already pooped in there.
09:35Oh.
09:35Ew.
09:44This is the greatest fun that you can have on this planet.
09:49Catching frogs with your hands.
09:51Oh.
09:52We're gonna do the impossible.
09:54We're gonna try to turn y'all into rednecks tonight.
09:57I thought I was gonna do any rednecks.
10:00No.
10:00You're in training.
10:01Hey, can I get it?
10:02Ew.
10:03Ew.
10:05Remember the goal.
10:06Look.
10:07Not only is this the most fun, this is the greatest thing you can eat on the planet.
10:13It's like chicken.
10:13The top.
10:14A fresh frog leg.
10:16Let's do this.
10:18Oh, yeah, boys.
10:19Oh, yeah.
10:20Frog in time.
10:21Well, look.
10:22The catcher.
10:23Zane.
10:24The catcher.
10:25I'm gonna lean out the front of the boat.
10:28I'm gonna shine this light in his eyes.
10:30And then look.
10:31I'm gonna raise that right hand.
10:33And in the blink of an eye, I'm gonna go.
10:36It's the claw.
10:37I'm gonna hold firm.
10:39It's the claw method.
10:40I will pass it to the ice chest man, who only has one job.
10:44Secure the frog.
10:46Put it on ice.
10:47Jayce likes to think he's the frog whisperer.
10:50Like God's gift of the swamp.
10:52Frog guns a three-man job.
10:54You got a man catching them.
10:55That's my area of expertise.
10:57You got a motorman and an ice chest man.
11:00Calm down.
11:01The catcher and the motorman, they have to have some skills.
11:04The ice chest man can be any human being.
11:08So that was Willie's job.
11:11You ready?
11:12Yeah.
11:13You ready to do this?
11:14Yeah, we're ready.
11:17All right, here we go.
11:17Where's the first one?
11:19Right past that bush up there.
11:21Hey, it's right there.
11:22Right there.
11:23Right there.
11:24Keep a light on it.
11:25Right here.
11:25Right here.
11:26You got a light on that frog now.
11:27Right here.
11:28Straight ahead.
11:28Keep coming.
11:29Keep coming.
11:31Coming in hot.
11:34Get him?
11:36Did I get him?
11:39Did I get him?
11:40Yeah!
11:41Yeah!
11:43That's a speckle belly right there.
11:45I mean, this is a whopper.
11:47Look at this joke.
11:48That's a keeper there, boys.
11:50Look at that thing.
11:51Look at here.
11:52Touch it.
11:52Yeah!
11:53Yeah!
11:53Okay, let's throw it in the ice chest.
11:56There you go.
11:56Ice chest, man.
11:57Hey, hey!
11:58Don't let the frog get out!
11:59Don't let the frog get out!
12:02Don't let the frog get out!
12:02He gone.
12:04I was testing Willie's ice chest skills.
12:07He did not perform.
12:09You got to do better on the pass off.
12:13Willie, have you actually ever caught a frog?
12:16What are you talking about, son?
12:18The only way I can shut him up is to go ahead and get my hands dirty.
12:22He's lost.
12:24Or a little gooey.
12:25As long as I don't embarrass myself in front of my grandkids.
12:28Do not miss him under any circumstance.
12:34Oh, oh, oh!
12:35Hit it?
12:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:51What happened?
12:52Did you not catch that frog?
12:53That sucker put a move on me.
12:55Put a move on you?
12:56What are you talking about?
12:57Until I grab him.
12:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:02See, boys?
13:04Look.
13:04See, boys?
13:04See, boys?
13:05It takes 50 years.
13:06Hey, there you go.
13:07And then all of a sudden, it's hard to talk trash when I got a handful of frogs.
13:12You know, frog hunting ain't about who's better, me or Jase.
13:15It's me, obviously.
13:17It's really about showing our grandkids what it really means to be a Robertson.
13:22Tonight, let's give everybody a little taste of the glory.
13:25All right, John Luke.
13:27You're up.
13:28I see one.
13:28There he is.
13:29That's a good one.
13:30Max, make your move.
13:32Oh!
13:34Yeah!
13:35Now we're frog hunting.
13:37Good catch.
13:39Yeah!
13:41Yeah!
13:41Yeah!
13:41Oh, he got it!
13:43Yeah!
13:44How am I getting in on this?
13:46Got him!
13:47Got him!
13:47Yeah!
13:49Got him!
13:51Got him!
13:52Zane, dude, give him a high five.
13:55High five.
13:55Really?
13:56This is a frog's promised land, boys.
14:00Got him.
14:01Yeah!
14:02Randall!
14:02That's yours.
14:03That's yours, Shep.
14:04We'll grab him.
14:05Hey, right there.
14:06Yeah, yeah.
14:06Look at the chest on this thing.
14:08He better make you move.
14:10Oh, no!
14:11Oh!
14:12Oh!
14:12We got him!
14:13Oh, he got him!
14:16He got him!
14:19I've never seen a man do a backflip!
14:21I've got him!
14:23Full moon tonight.
14:25Frogs move on a full moon.
14:27Do a little howl for the moon on your first frog hunt.
14:30Oh!
14:31Oh!
14:33Oh!
14:35Oh!
14:36Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:39Oh!
14:40Oh!
14:41Oh!
14:42Oh!
14:43Is this the weirdest day of your life?
14:45Yeah.
14:47He's in shock.
14:49I think you boys have been redneckified tonight.
15:05All right, there's some things to keep in mind.
15:07Be kind to the bees.
15:09Be assertive.
15:11And the most important one is don't be an idiot.
15:13Uncle Si wants us to become beekeepers so that he could have honey.
15:17But then he found out that Jeff and Jessica actually are beekeepers.
15:20So today, we are here at Jeff and Jessica's to learn the art.
15:24I'm excited y'all are getting into this.
15:26And hopefully, take some honey home with us.
15:29Hey, Christian, you might want to put your suit on first.
15:32I'm a little bewildered on how to unzip this.
15:34Oh, God.
15:35Here we go.
15:37No, I'm not surprised Jeff and Jessica are keeping bees.
15:40He's always been into whatever's trendy.
15:44Oh, boy.
15:45Hello, fellas.
15:46Yeah.
15:48You like my new hat?
15:49No.
15:49Dad, this isn't a toy.
15:52It's a state-of-the-art quadcopter, 1080p video.
15:56These aren't farm animals.
15:58They're domesticated chickens.
15:59That's just stupid.
16:01And he's always been somewhat of an animal lover.
16:04Are you gonna smile?
16:05No, I'm not smiling.
16:07I'm freaking holding a falcon.
16:08You look constipated.
16:09Me and Morpheus have bonded.
16:10I'm just glad they're keeping that hive stock on the other side of the family property.
16:16There's the queen bee, drones, and worker bees.
16:20And there's a king.
16:22It's less talked about, but...
16:23There's no king.
16:25He disguises himself as a drone.
16:27Yes.
16:27I'm telling you.
16:28It's true.
16:29Jeff does a lot of the day-to-day operation on the beehives, but I kind of have the know
16:34-how.
16:35It's called science.
16:36Trust me.
16:38Uh-oh.
16:38Here he comes.
16:39There he is.
16:40You look like an astronaut.
16:43We've landed on the moon, boys.
16:46You and Jessica have been holding out on me.
16:49Yeah?
16:49You're a keeper of the bees, and hey, the bees are the ones that make the honey and the honeycomb.
16:55We 100% held out on Si.
16:57We don't want him to know anything we're doing here, because he would rob it.
17:01Once we start smoking these bees out, they will get angry, and they're going to be disoriented,
17:08but...
17:09They can smell fear.
17:10I promise you that.
17:11So if you're scared at all, you're going to get stung.
17:14Jessica, show us how it's done.
17:16Okay.
17:17This is exactly what Jason Statham did in The Beekeeper.
17:21I'm so excited to learn today and see how much knowledge I actually have about beekeeping.
17:25I think it's a lot.
17:26I've done a lot of research.
17:28Have you seen the movie The Beekeeper, Jeff?
17:29Oh, absolutely.
17:31It's freaking awesome.
17:32Freaking awesome movie.
17:34If you want to do anything with bees, you have to watch that movie.
17:38You have counterintelligence, hand-to-hand combat, explosives.
17:43Oh, here they go.
17:44Oh, look at that.
17:45Oh, shoot.
17:45Oh, right there.
17:46Neutralize them, Jacob.
17:47That Jason Statham, he really knows beekeeping.
17:51All right, so we're going to take this frame right here, and we'll harvest this honey that's
17:55in here on the honeycomb, okay?
17:56Whoa.
17:57Whoa.
17:58There you go.
17:59Let me do it.
17:59Let me do it.
18:00Let me do it.
18:01Now you're making my head.
18:02They're angry.
18:03They're angry now, boy.
18:04I am literally Jason Statham.
18:08Yeah.
18:09Oh, Christian.
18:10Work, guys.
18:11Okay.
18:12Christian, stop.
18:13All right.
18:13Okay.
18:13Have you had your fun?
18:14Now they're swarming all over.
18:16Look, they're on me.
18:17I want to do this.
18:18I think I could really do it.
18:20Yeah, you could.
18:21I can't wait.
18:22I'm going to fill a bathtub up with honey and honeycomb.
18:25Christian.
18:26I'm coming.
18:27I'm literally coming.
18:28I'm opening them up.
18:30Oh, yeah.
18:31The beekeeper.
18:37All right.
18:38I'm going to cut this off real quick.
18:39All right.
18:39I'm going to cut this off real quick.
18:39He's going to cut this off.
18:40What do you do with the honeycomb?
18:41Can we take care of that?
18:42That's some honey.
18:43You can lick it.
18:44Ooh.
18:44It looks like your hair.
18:45There you go.
18:45Now is actually the hardest part, which is harvesting the honey because it's a sticky mess.
18:51Now you can keep the beeswax and make candles and other things with it.
18:55Soaps.
18:56You can make soaps.
18:57You can do a lot of things.
18:58Lip balms.
18:59Butt paste.
19:00Okay.
19:01You can, if you want to try some butt paste, you can.
19:03Yeah.
19:04Good chase, really.
19:05Whoa.
19:06Look at that.
19:07Ooh.
19:08Look at that.
19:09Let's go.
19:10And then I just kind of break up the comb and it'll just start pouring out the bottom,
19:14like you'll see it straight.
19:15Whoa.
19:16Yum.
19:17That's some honey udders.
19:19There's a lot of work to this, isn't there?
19:20It's a lot of work.
19:22Hey, this is exciting.
19:23You just think how much honey we can make.
19:26Are you going to do the work?
19:29No, I'm going to supervise.
19:30So we're going to be the worker bees?
19:32Yeah.
19:33I don't really think Cy cares who does the bees as long as he gets honey.
19:37And I'm really okay with that, too.
19:39I just want some honey.
19:40He wants a lot of honey.
19:42Yeah.
19:42He's very demanding about honey.
19:44There's like no way he's going to eat all that honey.
19:46I don't know.
19:47Look at that.
19:47I'm hungry.
19:49Okay.
19:49Can I have a spoonful?
19:51Yes.
19:51Pass it down.
19:52Pass it down again.
19:53Ooh.
19:55Hey, don't double dip with your spoon.
19:57Yeah, Cy, you can.
19:58What do you mean double dip?
19:59Yeah.
20:00No.
20:01Oh.
20:02What?
20:03Cy, we don't want your germs in here, bro.
20:05Oh, hey, I ain't got no germs.
20:07Keep your spoons to yourself, okay?
20:10If you're going to be a bear, you might as well be a grizzly.
20:15You know, I don't know what awaits me in heaven.
20:22If it's a bathtub full of honey and corn, bingo, baby.
20:27I just hit the lottery.
20:29All right.
20:30Well, look.
20:30I have a couple extra hide boxes if y'all want to set them up and try it out.
20:37I think we should do it.
20:38I think we should do it.
20:39I think they will do good.
20:41I give them about two days, and they'll be done.
20:45Okay, boy, there's time for a toast.
20:56All right, we've done the hard part, which is catching.
20:59Now you ready to clean them?
21:01Yeah.
21:03Oh, oh, oh.
21:09We got a jumper, boys.
21:11We got a jumper.
21:12I don't want to teach these kids just how to catch frogs.
21:15That's just step number one.
21:19What was that?
21:22That's the sound of a bullfrog losing his head, cold man.
21:26There's some fine stuff that grows out here in this swamp.
21:29Yuppie girls wouldn't like it.
21:31Don't marry some yuppie girl.
21:33Know what I'm saying?
21:34Mm-hmm.
21:35That's what we call a classic Robertson teaching moment.
21:38Yeah, we're going to eat their legs.
21:41All right, first thing, their feet are gone.
21:48Everyone got really quiet.
21:50Here, for the next thing, we'll take their skin off.
21:53Yeah, I don't.
21:54Okay.
21:55I'm innocent!
21:57Boo!
21:59Yes!
22:00Yes!
22:02That's a big pose I just walk soon.
22:06Just like Mama.
22:08Cut that out right there.
22:10Yeah.
22:13What's the difference of human blood and frog blood?
22:17One is human and one is frog.
22:20I don't want frog blood.
22:22Look at there.
22:24There we have the clean frog legs.
22:27Is he dead?
22:28He's dead.
22:29And now we have his legs.
22:31Can I paint the toenails?
22:32You want to paint the toenails?
22:34Sure.
22:34There you go.
22:39All right, you ready to clean some more?
22:40Go grab some more.
22:41Let's keep cleaning.
22:43The first one is always the hardest.
22:45But once you've gotten through the slimy bloodiness of it all, it's smooth sailing after
22:51that.
22:51Let's go and grab one, okay?
23:07Let's go get him.
23:08Let's go get him.
23:09Hey, don't let that frog get away.
23:11It went right in there because I saw it running there.
23:17He just wanted to kiss you.
23:21Hey, get that frog off on golf green.
23:24I'll catch him tonight.
23:29Oh, my gosh.
23:30Okay, stay calm.
23:31Stay calm, cool, and collected.
23:32I promise you, I'm not nervous.
23:34Okay, good.
23:35That makes one of us.
23:37Jeff and Jessica set us up with everything that we need, and we'll be peepers.
23:45Whoa.
23:46Whoa.
23:47No, be careful.
23:49Whoa.
23:50Whoa.
23:51Whoa.
23:51That was crazy.
23:53Oh, my gosh.
23:55I think I found my calling.
23:57You're doing so good.
23:59I don't even think Jacob's seen the movie The Beekeeper, so I don't know how he thinks
24:02he'd be good at this.
24:03Um, he's a drone.
24:07We're both queens.
24:09Well, technically, wouldn't two queens...
24:10There's only room for one queen.
24:13This is why Jason Statham was doing it.
24:15It's, like, so addicting.
24:17Oh, my gosh.
24:18Look at that.
24:20Ah!
24:21Oh, my gosh, Jacob.
24:22They're everywhere.
24:23They're just bees.
24:24Ah.
24:25You're fine.
24:26I feel like they're, like, all in my suit.
24:28I mean, this is, like, swarming.
24:30Ah!
24:31Oh, my gosh, babe.
24:32Okay.
24:33Okay, get the top.
24:34Get the lid.
24:35Get the lid.
24:36Get the lid.
24:37Christian.
24:37Christian.
24:38Christian, stop swatting.
24:40Christian, stop swatting.
24:41Christian, stop.
24:42Christian, you're freaking me out.
24:43Oh, my gosh, your shoe.
24:44Your shoe.
24:45Babe, babe, babe, okay?
24:46Wait.
24:47Babe, don't leave me.
24:48Don't leave me.
24:49I can't run.
24:51What are you doing?
24:52I can't run.
24:53Why?
24:53I'm pregnant.
24:55Oh, crap.
24:56I forgot.
24:56What is your problem?
24:57I forgot you're pregnant.
24:59Ugh.
25:01I don't know if we can be beekeepers.
25:09This ought to be fun.
25:11Yeah.
25:12Hey, there's exterminators.
25:15Rebecca told me we had some problems at the building,
25:17some critters, and I know a few guys with a lot of experience.
25:22You need it gone?
25:23We got you.
25:24We're about to have a fashion show.
25:26I don't want anything scary or dangerous up there.
25:29Everything needs to be clean and safe.
25:32Oh, yeah.
25:33Yeah.
25:33I would definitely consider myself an exterminator.
25:38I've eradicated many rodents.
25:42Pretty proficient at it.
25:44When they stop talking, and y'all go upstairs and see what's up there,
25:48but all I seen was a big mouth, about like this,
25:51and it's full of sharp teeth,
25:53so all three of you be real careful going up there.
25:57You're not going.
25:58No, I'm not going up there.
26:00Apparently, I say exterminator, then, but he brought me the duck hole room guys.
26:06I mean, I guess I know how to do it, but this is not what I had in mind.
26:12I need professionals.
26:15I don't see anything.
26:18All right.
26:20The first thing we do is secure the perimeter.
26:23There you go.
26:25All right.
26:25All right.
26:25I'm headed north, boys.
26:27Hey, do you and John have beehives?
26:29No, we don't.
26:30I'm allergic to bees, remember?
26:31Oh, you're allergic to bees?
26:31Yeah.
26:32But you wouldn't even have food.
26:33What is it?
26:34John could do it all.
26:39We got a homemade trap, boys.
26:40They get in there, they ain't getting out.
26:42Uh-huh.
26:45One for the critter, and one for the hunter.
26:55Exterminate makes me hungry.
26:56Yeah, I can get him five beehives, and then, look, all you got to do is he goes out there
27:00and robs it, and then we collect the honey, I get a bunch of honey, and I'll give y'all
27:05some.
27:05Okay, well, how about I just buy the honey from you?
27:09Hey!
27:11What is it?
27:12I don't know.
27:14Nobody home.
27:16Why is there a toilet up there?
27:18Hey, hold up.
27:19Wait, yeah.
27:19Hold up.
27:20Wait a second.
27:20What happened?
27:22Behind the toilet.
27:23Okay.
27:24Easy.
27:26Big possum.
27:28Now, look, there's nothing worse than a cornered possum.
27:30Hey.
27:30I got it.
27:31There you go.
27:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:33Come out.
27:33Hey, time out.
27:35She's not even running from us.
27:37What are y'all doing?
27:38Look, if that thing was scared of us, it would be gone.
27:41I bet this is just a city possum.
27:44How you doing?
27:46How you doing, little buddy?
27:47Huh?
27:49How you doing?
27:50Come here.
27:51Come here, friend.
27:52Hey.
27:54Hey.
27:56Man, that thing's cross-eyed.
27:57I know, that's probably why I decided to live up here.
28:00It wouldn't make it long out there on the streets, man.
28:03Well, that was not what I expected at all.
28:08Turns out, we got a cross-eyed possum.
28:12That is the biggest possum I've ever seen.
28:14Yeah.
28:15She a fatty now.
28:16I don't know how she got so fat with my eyes like that.
28:19Did not need exterminating.
28:21I think Martin might keep it as a pet.
28:24Si, get our money.
28:26We found the beast.
28:29Hey, get that thing.
28:31Huh? Where you going?
28:32Get that thing. I'm going out of here.
28:33Come on, now.
28:33Hey, no, I'm getting the hell out of here.
28:36This boy's going to want crazy.
28:38What was that thing, anyway?
28:41You see the teeth on that thing?
28:43You're great, boys.
28:47They're still swarming pretty bad.
28:51I know.
28:51Let's be serious for a second.
28:53Because I know you're excited about this.
28:55But I just don't know that it's the best time for us to have bees.
29:01We ain't quitting.
29:02We're just going to reassign.
29:04Two weeks from now, I know Christian and Sadie,
29:07they ain't going to have time to fool them bees.
29:09I was never about the beekeeper.
29:10I've been about it.
29:11I know, but I wasn't here.
29:12Hey, I want to do this.
29:14I know you want to do this, and I have a good idea.
29:17I think it's really sweet that Uncle Si wants to do something with the kids.
29:20But ultimately, with Uncle Si, Sadie and Bella just need to kind of do what we all do with him.
29:26Just smile and nod.
29:29Or find some other sucker and pawn him off on him.
29:41Hey, did you drop off some bees at our house?
29:45No, did somebody put some bees at your house?
29:48Two boxes.
29:49Hey, I think the idiots gave up.
29:51I chose the wrong worker bees.
29:53You and Mary-Kate interested in this?
29:57We are so in.
29:58Mary-Kate says yes.
30:00Yeah.
30:01Because, I mean, hey, look.
30:02All I want is the honey.
30:04It sounds like a good plan and a good partnership, John Luke.
30:07We're in the honey business now.
30:09Well, hey, that's what I'm talking about.
30:11All right, bye.
30:13He said we can keep them.
30:17Should join, like, a bee club.
30:26So one line here.
30:28All right.
30:28Are we still gonna put balloons down on the...
30:32Yeah.
30:32Okay.
30:34Today's the day of the fashion show, and as you can see,
30:37we cleaned the space up, and they caught all the creators.
30:40Hopefully, I think, but it's coming together,
30:43and I think it's gonna be great.
30:46Rebecca has made the space so beautiful,
30:48and the kids are gonna be adorable.
30:50I cannot wait to see it.
30:52I got a few corners for you.
30:54Since this is y'all's first time, look,
30:56you're gonna walk that famous walk over there,
30:59and you gotta do it with an attitude, with swagger,
31:02with confidence.
31:03Although, I would not have chosen Cy as the runway coach.
31:09The one I got is called Silver Cat.
31:12Cy, don't scare the children.
31:15I ain't scaring them.
31:17I'm telling them what to do.
31:18A model's gotta have certain moves to make it in the business.
31:23This one here is called the Fluff Pop.
31:27You can't just...
31:30Boring.
31:32Here's another one.
31:33Okay, duck lips.
31:34Quack, quack, smack, smack, bang, bang.
31:38What about, hey, honey?
31:41That was called a kiss.
31:44Y'all can do that, right?
31:45Thank you, Uncle Cy.
31:47You're welcome.
31:48Anytime.
31:48I think they got it.
31:56Wow.
31:57Thanks, everyone, for coming.
31:58I did not expect to see this crowd.
32:00I know everyone's so ready to kind of just walk out, because we got very exciting models back
32:06here.
32:07So, enjoy the show.
32:21Everyone in the family really came together, and Rebecca pulled off an amazing show.
32:30You lost your model.
32:32You lost your model.
32:34You lost your model.
32:34You lost your model.
32:35Oh, good job.
32:40I mean, it had all the elements that make our family special.
32:43Oh, I made sure of it.
32:45Oh, there's a froggy.
32:47Oh.
32:48Oh.
32:49Oh.
32:51Oh.
32:53Oh.
32:53Oh.
32:53That's a real crowd.
32:55Don't let that thing go.
32:56That's a real crowd.
32:58Oh.
33:00Oh.
33:04Although I'm trying to figure out why I didn't get asked to model, because my pose
33:10face is elite.
33:14The pose face is something.
33:21Thanks, everyone, for coming.
33:23I know it's a little crazy, but that's what I get for having kids and adult clothing.
33:31Oh, we made it through.
33:33I cannot believe it.
33:34It was crazy, but hey, we did it.
33:36And you did good, too.
33:37You did so good.
33:44Yeah.
33:44When are we going to eat the frog legs, son?
33:46Look at him.
33:47He's starving.
33:48Hey, look at me.
33:49I need some nourishment, son.
33:50Yeah.
33:51He look like a frog.
33:52He looks more like a bat.
33:53You know what I mean?
33:55I've been battling those lately.
33:56He does kind of look like a bat.
33:58Well, I'll bite you like a bat, too.
34:00Hey.
34:00With what teeth?
34:02Sharp teeth.
34:03Well, sharp teeth.
34:03Both of them.
34:05How'd you get in on this?
34:06I invited myself.
34:07Well, you came in.
34:08Look, I'm going to crash this party whether you invite me or not.
34:11I'm in on the froggy.
34:13Okay?
34:14The only way you want to keep me out is you will have to call the cops and have them
34:18lock me up.
34:19And then I'm going to pay my way out of it and I'll be there to eat the frogs.
34:25Okay, since apparently I've traumatized our grandkids with my frog processing.
34:30Yeah, one of them jumped on Holland's head.
34:32I have been advised by my attorney that I actually can't make them eat the frogs.
34:37So, therefore, I got a lot of legs to get rid of.
34:40You know what you should do with them?
34:41What?
34:42Do them hot legs, like the hot wings.
34:45I got like 40 bottles of hot sauce.
34:47My mom gets it for me for Christmas.
34:49Weird, I know.
34:50But you can see who's the toughest of your kids by seeing who can eat the hottest leg.
34:54It's like the Hot Ones show.
34:56You give them really hot frog legs and then you just ask them about their personal lives and ask weird
35:01questions and see what they say while they sweat.
35:03You're going to ruin a good bunch of frog legs putting hot sauce on them.
35:08No, that actually kind of makes sense.
35:10But we'll figure out what happened to John Lucas.
35:11That's just the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
35:14It's fun.
35:15But Johnny D, that is a good idea.
35:17I mean, you've got your own issues, but that's a great idea.
35:21It's a real Robertson compliment.
35:25Compliment sandwich.
35:26Insult, compliment, insult.
35:28Yeah, it was in there somewhere.
35:29I'm actually surprised that you had a good idea.
35:34Hey, maybe we'll learn some stuff about who can take it.
35:37Somebody may surprise me.
35:39Is spicy food like a truth serum or something?
35:41If you start sweating and feel like your innards are going to pour out of your butt, truth comes out.
35:46Crash and burn.
36:06Hey, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our first annual Hot Legs!
36:13Hot Legs!
36:15Contest!
36:16Yeah!
36:17We had so many frog legs, we wanted to do a little competition.
36:20We will start out with some not so spicy legs and we will progress up until we get to really
36:29spicy sauces and extra spicy questions.
36:34I'm really excited.
36:35I think this is going to be so much fun to just hear all their answers to these questions.
36:38I'm excited too, but for completely different reasons.
36:42Let me tell you something.
36:44When I eat too much hot sauce, there's pain in the oral region and the anal region.
36:49Oh.
36:50It's the whole thing.
36:51I know, but that's disgusting.
36:53No.
36:53That's real.
36:54You should eat more hot sauce.
36:55You'll figure it out.
36:57The first one is titled, Pinch and Suck.
37:01Pinch and Suck.
37:04All right, Dip and Bite.
37:06If you had to trade lives with one sibling for a week, who would you choose?
37:11And what would you immediately change about their life?
37:15Wow.
37:16Ooh.
37:16It's a two part question.
37:17Spicy.
37:18Spicy.
37:19Okay, I would trade with Jacob.
37:20Rebecca.
37:21John Luke.
37:22Bella.
37:23What would I change?
37:26Maybe I would have picked a different husband, but...
37:29Oh!
37:31Whoa!
37:32She chased you and left you.
37:34Good call.
37:35Good call.
37:35On to the Girls Gone Mild.
37:38Girls Gone Mild.
37:40Questions are getting a little spicier.
37:42Okay.
37:42Which family member is the most dramatic when sick?
37:45Bella, for sure.
37:46Oh!
37:47That's all right.
37:48You.
37:49I was like, what?
37:50Cory.
37:51Cory.
37:51I have been to the hospital the least times in my life.
37:54It's not the hospital.
37:56One time, Cory said that Bella had diabetes based on symptoms of a cold.
38:00That is true.
38:00That is a true statement.
38:01She said, this looks like diabetes, you know, but you have bronchitis.
38:05We are heating up here.
38:06We are heating up with round three.
38:09This is just what we like to call hot.
38:12We are now gonna let the person to your left dip for you.
38:18Oh, Rebecca.
38:19Oh, Rebecca.
38:20That is hot.
38:21That's good.
38:22That's good.
38:23I think some people might get out this round.
38:26If the family was on a survival competition show, who would you vote off first and why?
38:33We are definitely voting off Christian.
38:36Christian.
38:37I vote Rebecca off the island.
38:39Rebecca's not voting Rebecca off.
38:41Okay, who are we voting off the island and why?
38:43You.
38:44Oh.
38:45Woo!
38:46Woo!
38:48Next question, we are going with straight up fire.
38:52Fire!
38:54Now, the person on the other side gets to dip your wing in the fire!
39:00Oh, no, dude.
39:02Hope you were not.
39:03Hope you were not.
39:04Hope you were not.
39:04No chance.
39:04Oh, that's rude.
39:06Name something weird your spouse does that no one knows.
39:11John Luke.
39:12I'm about to throw up.
39:13John Reeves.
39:14What was the question again?
39:15Christian.
39:16She farts when she laughs.
39:18She farts when she laughs.
39:20Okay, final one.
39:25Would everyone please pull out their last leg.
39:28I want everyone's last leg on their plate, please.
39:33I'm going to personally.
39:35What?
39:35No.
39:36Oh, no.
39:37This one's thick.
39:38I don't like that.
39:39Oh, it's a thick burn.
39:41Purple.
39:42Have you done it?
39:43No, it just like gets hot on me.
39:46Oh, my gosh.
39:48I don't want to throw up on TV.
39:50No, it would be great.
39:51That would be easy.
39:55It's got a little after burn to it.
39:57I don't want to swallow it.
39:59John Luke.
40:01Who gives the worst advice but acts the most confident while giving it?
40:07Oh, no.
40:13See, the questions were just a distraction to draw them in.
40:17I was looking for that purple pain.
40:20Okay, you might be enjoying this a little too much.
40:23I am.
40:28I need milk.
40:29Oh, Becca's on the milk.
40:31Becca's on the milk.
40:34I got it in my left eye.
40:35Squirt my eye.
40:37Squirt his eye.
40:38Oh.
40:38Oh.
40:39Oh.
40:41My tongue.
40:43It's my tongue.
40:44I can't.
40:44Oh.
40:45Okay.
40:45My tongue.
40:46Get up.
40:47Well, I would call that a success.
40:50Mission accomplished.
40:51I'm still not sure what that mission was.
40:54And yet, we accomplished it.
40:57Hey, I want to thank all y'all for participating in our first annual Hot Legs.
41:02Hurry up.
41:02Get me.
41:03I'm swaying.
41:04Hurry up.
41:05My tongue.
41:05Get up, girl.
41:07Oh, my God.
41:09Why would you train me?
41:11Okay.
41:12Let's have our family dinner now.
41:15All right.
41:20Let's pray.
41:22Father, we're so grateful for this day.
41:24Thank you so much for our family.
41:25Thank you for all the things you created, the frogs and everything else.
41:29And thank you for the humor and the spirit of this family.
41:32We're grateful to you.
41:33We pray all this through Jesus.
41:35Amen.
41:36Amen.
41:37Facing down Mother Nature can yield all sorts of surprises.
41:41More frog legs.
41:43Oh, yay.
41:43More frog legs.
41:45Whether it's a delicious, country-fried amphibian,
41:48every frog you saw at the fashion show is now in your stomach.
41:51There's some fashionable frogs.
41:54Bathtub full of nature's sweet golden nectar.
41:56Are our bees making honey yet?
41:58Okay, not yet.
41:59I still have to figure it out.
42:01Honey would be good on this ice cream right now.
42:03We need honey instead of hot sauce.
42:05Even a new spicy Robertson family tradition.
42:08Hey, Willie.
42:09Try some purple pain, please.
42:11Start watering.
42:12Please try some purple pain.
42:13One little dab.
42:14Can I doubt something?
42:15I've lived my purple pain.
42:17So you're gonna partake in the spicy tradition next year?
42:20Uh, no.
42:21I'd prefer not to replace my entire bathroom.
42:24That's gross.
42:25When I'm gonna get my steps.
42:26By the way, I gotta go to the kitchen.
42:27This is a very, very cool.
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