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00:01Welcome to the Manor House.
00:03The ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:08This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:13Welcome to the perfect pooch.
00:15This is SOS, survive or surrender.
00:19Welcome to the backstabber.
00:20Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:23Oh my word.
00:24Do you all understand?
00:25Yes, sir.
00:26He's ready to play a little game.
00:28But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:34Oh my God, are you joking, mate?
00:38That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ,
00:42home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:45I'm telling you I'm a sabotage!
00:49Woo!
00:50Yeah!
00:52Oh my God!
00:54Oh!
00:54Oh!
00:56Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur
01:01and a different fake show host.
01:04Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show
01:08and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to share
01:12worth up to £30,000.
01:15And there's only one rule.
01:17Don't get more!
01:19Celebrity Captured.
01:21Tonight, the celebrities are joined by legendary lioness, Jill Scott.
01:27I feel so bad.
01:29As the celebrities take on totally fake TV show,
01:33The Great Kitchen Cook-Off.
01:35Hosted by renowned TV chef Monica Galletti.
01:39How are you?
01:39Are you having a good day?
01:40It's about to get even better.
01:42He's walking in out.
01:43He's walking in out.
01:43Get ready for madness.
01:45No!
01:45Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:46Mind games.
01:47Someone play with me?
01:48I'm not sure.
01:49And mayhem.
01:52This is celebrity sabotage.
02:01It's a brand new day at the manor house.
02:03And the celebrities are back to cause chaos.
02:06Let's go!
02:10We are back in the house!
02:13We're back.
02:14We're back.
02:15We're back.
02:16We're back.
02:17We're back.
02:17We're back.
02:18We're back.
02:18You like that?
02:19Come on!
02:20Do you know what it is about missions?
02:22You get really excited, now's my time to shine.
02:24And then when it gets to it, you get really nervous.
02:26Yes.
02:27We get, like, a new special guest and we get a new host.
02:36Here comes the Troublemaker!
02:40AHHHHH!
02:41AHHHHH!
02:43AHHHHH!
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03:32new cooking competition called the great kitchen cook-off
03:38well there's so much we can do with that I've always had a very strong
03:49interest in cooking I definitely think I would give Gordon around here run for
03:53his money with my beef well isn't oh I feel so bad they're gonna put so much
03:59effort into this there's something about just making sure that you know
04:02everyone's fed a bit like Jesus feeding the 5,000 I'm not Jesus by the way
04:08why does will literally look like my child I love cooking because it makes me
04:13happy to make others happy hopefully I could win I would say I'm not
04:18competitive but I am I'm in it to win it when people taste my food I just want to
04:25get that oh my god I know this is all about fun I'm going to really honest I
04:30really want to win this make up your game faces on you look at Casey it would be
04:35exciting to cook for a celebrity I've never done it before well I have actually I
04:38made a sandwich for Sean Ryder I can't believe there's a whole tent hello and
04:45welcome to the great kitchen cook-off six of Britain's best home cooks stand in
04:50front of me and over the next two days you'll be cooking up a storm testing
04:54your culinary talents she's gonna smash this because once the two days are up I
04:59will crown one of you the great kitchen cook-off champion but before all of that
05:04it's time for me to introduce my co-host who's the co-host so please welcome the
05:09delightful Judy love what the hell is going on it's one thing being a
05:25sabotage and hiding your actually acting the whole time Judy you got this you
05:39come the co-host of the great kitchen cook-off and when called upon sabotage
05:45in plain sight just to let you know I've got an earpiece and telling me what's
05:55going on Judy is actually stuck in hair and makeup believe it or not I said Judy
06:00gets hair and makeup and not me I'm so excited and I'm nervous at the same time
06:16but listen I've got a go I can't keep Monica waiting
06:29oh my god I'm so nervous I can't believe I've got to do this oh Monica's got a
06:36little fake watch out guys I am so sorry go from the top issues bring it oh let's
06:44go Judy touch your nose if you can hear us
06:56Judy love everybody
07:01hello home cooks so I'm here to tell you about your great kitchen cook-off challenge we're
07:08after mini Yorkshire puddings Victoria sponge cakes and sausage rolls everyone
07:14you have three hours it's time to cook off oh I love a catchphrase so good Judy no
07:22rehearsals not if you're enjoying yourself are you enjoying yourself if you could
07:25tell your face that'd be absolutely fantastic thank you
07:30mission alert celebrities it's time for your first sabotage mission GK you must
07:38sabotage to me by swapping her sugar for salt in the larder so it ruins the Victoria sponge batter
07:45so sugar for salt yeah sugar for salt but you can't be seen I don't know the difference between
07:50sugar and salt this mission is worth two thousand pounds remember there's only one rule don't get
07:58caught otherwise there will be serious consequences oh my god right really happy that I've spent four
08:07hours in glam maybe you could pretend to be like a chef crew no crew has makeup done so impeccably
08:15well
08:15guess what today someone's actually tried oh my god no way oh my god okay you got this do you
08:28think they're gonna recognize us yeah 100% okay so we're gonna lose
08:32okay carefully ground gone cheeky now just like it's just us three guys to pull off this
08:39sabotage GK we'll have to get from HQ to the larder without blowing her cover
08:50so I do a light jog I'm gonna jog GK you need a crew walk oh it's a weird
08:58walk normal GK my god I'm so on edge my heart's beating out my bum hi to me hello how
09:06do you feel
09:07cooking against the other five in here I feel good this is my safe space I'm in control here and
09:13the
09:14terrace sponge cake my aim is to really wow you with the flavor she's now telling a really lovely story
09:19and
09:19we're about to ruin her cooking all right to me good luck oh my god I'm so on edge so
09:27what do I need to do
09:27and you're gonna swap the sugar and the salt yeah to me I just oh she's doing it she's doing
09:36it just you
09:37like that oh my god no you got tired of that you can't just leave it like it's all over
09:47the floor she
09:47needs to hurry up yeah I need to get some ingredients GK you go not to scare you but
09:55Tumi's now on the loose really you want to clear up the floor first why did I pour it everywhere
10:01you
10:02need to get out there pretty soon Tumi's coming you need a go she's walking in now she's walking in
10:12now
10:25Tumi is in the larder with you
10:42I feel like I can't even breathe she's about to get your sugary salt GK I don't mean to freak
10:48you
10:48out but she is literally about half a centimeter away from where you're lying
10:55she's got the sugar she's got the sugar
10:59oh look at GK you little face
11:04she's left
11:06right right GK go get out of there go go go go go don't run you're gonna look suspicious you're
11:13gonna
11:13walk
11:19guys
11:22we've got to talk about your walking
11:24this is an impression of you walking across the field trying to look like an all crew member
11:31well I thought if I did a job there's nothing that says less like I'm crew
11:41right 12 minutes left guys
11:47it's okay
11:49Judy you're so cruel so what's the sausage roll
11:54so it's like kind of like a mediterranean spice sausage
11:58Judy at some point while you're there can you just touch his mustache
12:02what about gravy and then and then I'm doing a red wine shoe where it sits on it
12:06red wine come in come in
12:08come in come in
12:10oh yeah
12:15Monica yes Judy
12:16come here you let's just get on this
12:19Monica's taken her away
12:24so I'm making my batter from my Victoria sponge cake so I just have a butter and sugar
12:30oh
12:30oh my god she hasn't noticed I need to make sure that the flavor is really good
12:45oh my god
12:47um
12:49and
12:50that's what up what is the what is the master for Victoria sponge cake I'd like to start from scratch
12:55look yeah I looks a bit split yeah oh have a taste of that oh my god it's like salt
13:02instead of sugar
13:03thank you it's a white god it's a white
13:08oh my god this is not caster sugar
13:12This is not castor sugar, this is...
13:22Mission alert!
13:24Here are your next sabotage missions.
13:27Jill, you must hide in the vegetable patch and lock Casey in the larder.
13:31He's so tall as well.
13:32You are so tall.
13:33No vegetables are that big.
13:35Meanwhile Sam, you must ruin Anne's Yorkshire puddings by turning off her oven.
13:40What?
13:40To do so, Jill must smuggle Sam into the tent hidden inside a cleaning trolley.
13:45Wait a minute, they get that and I'm a cabbage patch doll.
13:49Each mission is worth £2,000.
13:52Yeah, but Jill, what are you going to wear?
13:58Oh my God, no one's ever going to know!
14:00Oh my God!
14:00No one's ever going to know!
14:02Jill, you look like mud.
14:04I think you need to get your serious heads on now.
14:07Let me just remind you of what you're doing.
14:09Right, okay, yes.
14:10Joe and Sam, you need to walk in there, hide in the cleaning trolley and you turn an oven off.
14:15Jill, hide in the veggie patch.
14:17Okay.
14:18£4,000 is on the line.
14:20Bigger money, bigger reveal.
14:22Maybe we should just use the garage door.
14:26Just go, just go, just go!
14:28There are only 30 minutes left on the Home Cooks Challenge, so the pressure is on for Joel, Sam and
14:35Jill to create the kitchen catastrophes before time runs out.
14:39Judy, the celebs are nearly at the tent.
14:41Two of the celebs are coming to the tent.
14:50Oh my God!
14:54Anne!
14:55So what are you making?
14:56So I'm making onion bhaji, Yorkshire pudding.
14:58Oh, love a bhaji.
14:59I'm not professional, I'm just a little Home Cooks.
15:02Some of the best cooking I get from the Home Cooks.
15:05Jill.
15:06Are you able to show me where she are?
15:08Oh my God, it's Jill.
15:10Jill.
15:11If it is any consolation, you look like a vegetable patch.
15:15I've currently got a carrot up my arse.
15:17Jill, a lot of people would pay to have that.
15:22Right, Jill, Casey's on the move to the larder.
15:25OK.
15:27Keep being a vegetable.
15:32Stay hidden.
15:34There's going to be a tight window here, so be ready, OK?
15:37Just inside the larder, just wait.
15:40Go, go, go now, go now, now.
15:42You're a lioness.
15:43Quick, crawl, crawl, crawl, go, go, go.
15:49Get down.
15:50Get back into the soil.
15:53That was so ungraceful.
15:55Stay there, she hasn't realised yet.
15:58Don't move.
15:59Oh, she's locked in.
16:03Jill, give me a thumbs up.
16:05Lovely.
16:07Guys, Casey is stuck in the larder.
16:10Yes.
16:11Yes.
16:14Jill, can you hear her trying to get out?
16:17Someone let me out, please.
16:19You can come and run back now.
16:21Run, Jill.
16:22Go on.
16:23Be quick, though, because it does look weird that a tree's running.
16:28If my cake burns, I'm going to be mighty upset.
16:32Jill!
16:34Oh, my God!
16:36Jill, you did it!
16:37Well done!
16:38Oh, my God!
16:39That was really stressful.
16:45What are you smoking for?
17:00Just to let everyone know, Casey is coming back to the tent.
17:04She broke out.
17:05Oh.
17:10So, you've got all your ingredients?
17:12I think so.
17:13Yeah.
17:13I mean, I just got trapped in the larder.
17:16Is that like sabotage?
17:19Oh, my God!
17:21Did she just say sabotage?
17:23No!
17:23Trapped in there.
17:24I was in there and the door went slam and I stood there like that.
17:27Monica, you're smashing it.
17:29With Jill's mission complete,
17:31now Joel must prove that he can stand the heat
17:33as he smuggled Sam into the kitchen to sabotage Anne's oven.
17:37Joel, have you got a plan?
17:40Let's get things clean.
17:42I do feel like this is the most high-risk one.
17:46I'm not used to using a fan oven,
17:48so it's all going to be a little bit of trial and error,
17:52so we'll see what happens.
17:54Good luck, guys.
17:55You've got this.
17:56Remember, two grand for some soggy Yorkshire puns.
17:59Judy.
18:00Get ready.
18:02They're coming in.
18:03How are they going to turn this oven off, though?
18:06Oh, we're going!
18:07We're going!
18:08Me and Jill came out.
18:10Joel and Sam are coming in.
18:11Well, Mum doesn't know them.
18:23SHE LAUGHS
18:24I'm so nervous.
18:25I'm feeling anxious for them.
18:28We need to get Anne away.
18:30Judy.
18:31Get Anne away from her oven.
18:34She's already squeezed through there.
18:35Squeeze through there, please.
18:37Ah, he's getting locked up.
18:41Sam, are you walking?
18:43Well, where are we?
18:45Where are we?
18:48Guys, you need to move.
18:50What have we got here?
18:52Can we cut your hand?
18:54I think you've just nipped yourself.
18:56I think we're just going to have to get you.
18:58You're just blue.
18:58Yeah, we're just blue plaster.
19:00Go, go, go, go, go.
19:03Let me just take that.
19:05Go.
19:06Can I just get a plaster for her hand, please,
19:09for Anne's hand before she carries on cocky?
19:12Go on.
19:17What am I doing?
19:18What am I doing?
19:20What am I doing?
19:21Put it the wrong way round.
19:22What do I do?
19:23Oh, no.
19:27Judy, keep her distracted.
19:28They have the trolley the wrong way round.
19:32It doesn't hurt anything, does it?
19:34No, it doesn't.
19:34No, it doesn't.
19:39I think it's off.
19:40I think it's off.
19:41Get us out of here.
19:41Get us out of here.
19:42Get out of there.
19:43Get out of there.
19:45I think we've done it.
19:47Joel, don't overdo it.
19:49Just get out.
19:51Yeah, stop cleaning now.
19:55Get out of the room.
19:57Get out of the room.
19:58You should look in the room.
20:02Get out of here.
20:05You're quite enjoying getting up to Mr.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Are you?
20:09This is a bit me.
20:19We are a leader this
20:28With ends of a now off the big question is are her Yorkies ruined
20:34Home cooks
20:37There is ten minutes remaining
20:43Right a little bit of a mistake here
20:45Oh my Yorkshire didn't rise as much as I wanted it to do
20:51Ah yes
20:53But you know what fingers crossed
20:56Fingers aren't going to help you
20:58No crosses are going to be helping that one
21:02To me is a little bit stressed
21:05Yes
21:09I'm definitely running out of time
21:12But I'm going to do my best
21:16Home cooks
21:17Ten
21:18Nine
21:19Eight
21:20Seven
21:21Six
21:22Five
21:23Four
21:24Three
21:25Two
21:26One
21:27Can you smell the burning?
21:31Home cooks
21:32Your time is up
21:33Please step away from your stations
21:36Monica will now be assessing your dishes in the taste test
21:41Mission alert
21:42Oh
21:43Another one
21:44Judy
21:44Inside a mug on the tasting table is a human hair
21:49During the taste test
21:50You must pretend to discover the hair when you take a bite of Will's dish
21:55Oh my god
21:56Oh he's going to be so gutted
21:59And it's going to be great
22:00This mission is worth £4,000
22:02Here we go
22:06Casey looks very nervous
22:08I do feel a bit bad that she lost her time in the larder though
22:11Casey it smells lovely
22:14The pastry's got it's crisp
22:16It has caught on the sides here which you want to be careful
22:18If she's had a bit longer it might be better
22:22And you're up next
22:24Come on
22:25Come on
22:26Oh
22:31Did you intentionally want them to be this flat?
22:34Oh
22:38As I said it's more about the flavour
22:40Oh she's flagging away on this beautifully
22:43I love Anne
22:44Did you love her when you were turning off her oven?
22:47To me
22:48Would you like to bring your plate?
22:50To the taste table please
22:52Oh she's had a tough day
22:54Wow look at that
22:56Wonderful
22:57The fact that you had to remake your sponge cake
23:00Very happy
23:01Thank you so much
23:02This means a lot to me
23:03To me
23:04To me
23:04To me
23:04As you can see I'm scooping up the gravies and bits
23:08With the last bit of Yorkshire pudding
23:09So I think that says it all
23:10Alright Judy
23:12Will's next
23:13If you have the hair just itch your nose
23:16Yeah
23:18Okay Will
23:18You're up next
23:20Oh Will doesn't know what's coming
23:22It's going to be so embarrassing
23:24And everyone's going to look and be like
23:26Yeah it's from his moustache
23:27Alright shall we
23:28How is she going to do this?
23:30I'll come back to that one
23:32Yeah
23:32Let's start with this
23:33Oh
23:35Oh my god
23:36Oh my god
23:38Oh my god
23:58Okay Will you're up next
24:00Oh Will doesn't know what's coming
24:02Shall we?
24:03Oh god
24:07Oh god
24:08Oh god
24:09Oh god sorry
24:12Oh god
24:18Look how long it is
24:21Look how long it is
24:22I don't want it's just hair
24:23I'm not sure if that's the mark
24:28Oh my god
24:29I don't believe I'm blonde
24:31Oh my god
24:32Oh she's doing it
24:33Here we are
24:34Here we are
24:34I can't handle this
24:35I can't handle it
24:37You alright?
24:39Judy looks like she's about to cop up a third ball
24:42Don't worry
24:43Don't worry
24:43Don't worry
24:44Look at him
24:46He wants to be swallowed up
24:48That's 10 grand
24:49Judy you better
24:50That's 10 grand
24:51Look
24:52We can surpass a hair
24:54Yeah I'm so confused
24:55This is delicious
24:58Thank you
24:59Thank you Will
25:00Thanks Will
25:00Judy you've absolutely smashed that
25:04Congratulations everyone
25:05On completing your first task
25:08Go and get some rest
25:09Because if you thought
25:10It was hot in the kitchen today
25:13Woo
25:14It's going to get even hotter tomorrow
25:23Somehow in the vegetarian sausage mix
25:25There was a long blonde hair
25:27Oh no
25:28The worst thing that could happen
25:30I had a problem with my Yorkshire punnies
25:32But then everybody had a problem
25:34Well, well I think he'd probably have one of my hairs in this food
25:39The minute I saw the jar
25:41Saying sugar
25:43But there was salt in it
25:45I thought it was a sign
25:46To go home
25:47I'm so happy that it all turned out okay
25:50And it tastes good
25:57So good
25:58HQ alert
26:01Celebrities
26:02You completed all of your missions successfully
26:05Which means you have added
26:06£10,000 to the prize pot
26:08Get some rest
26:12Because there's more sabotaging
26:13To come tomorrow
26:14One, two, three
26:16Submitage
26:22It's day two
26:24A fake show
26:25The Great Kitchen Cook-Off
26:26And the celebs are hungry
26:27For more mischief
26:29Here we are
26:29Day two
26:30Oh, I see Judy Love
26:33Judy
26:33She's got her cards in her hand
26:35Judy loves this job
26:37Good morning, Judy Love
26:39Touch your nose if you can hear us
26:41There she goes
26:42Good morning, Monica
26:43Touch Judy's nose if you can hear us
26:47Yeah
26:51After an eventful first day
26:53The home cooks arrive
26:55To be set their second challenge
26:56From Chef Monica
26:57Here they come
27:01Good morning, home cooks
27:04Today I will be assessing
27:06How you cope
27:07In the high-pressure world
27:08Of hospitality
27:09As the manor opens its doors
27:12To 60 hungry guests
27:15Wow
27:1860
27:19That's a lot
27:19For this, you'll be split into teams
27:22And open two pop-up restaurants
27:25And to me and Casey
27:27You'll be running the pizzeria
27:30And Steve, Sarah and Will
27:33You'll be running the barbecue grill
27:35I'm in charge of drinking
27:37Boy
27:40It's time to cook up
27:43Woo!
27:45We need to be on our game today
27:47Yeah
27:47Do you know we've got to avoid 60 diners as well
27:49And what do we not want to do?
27:50Get cold
27:51Get cold
27:52Located at different stations
27:54Around the manor grounds
27:55Each team member has a different role to fulfill
27:58Anne and Steve are on prep
28:00Toomey and Sarah are chefs
28:02And Casey and Will are running their respective fronts of house
28:06First of all, I'm going to start my coleslaw
28:09So
28:10If I can
28:12Cut into that
28:13Anne's come back firing
28:15She's taken yesterday
28:16And she's been like
28:17Do you know what?
28:17I'm not going out without fire
28:18Yeah
28:18First time
28:19Don't tell anyone else
28:20Using a gas barbecue
28:22Are they alpacas or llamas?
28:25I think they're llamas
28:30Mission alert
28:33Sam and GK
28:34Yeah
28:34You must get the manor's pet alpacas
28:37To eat food from Anne's pizza prep station
28:39We love going for Anne
28:41This mission is worth £5,000
28:43No!
28:45Bye!
28:46That is so much money!
28:48Oh GK
28:48We've got this
28:49I feel quite confident
28:50Because it's us two
28:52Yeah, we're legends
28:53We're like the
28:53Yes
28:54Yes
28:54That was the answer
28:56With the mission set
28:57All they need to do
28:59Is get there
29:00I'll just start it
29:02There we go
29:03Because your hand puts on the brake
29:04Is get there
29:05I know it's quite
29:07It's quite
29:07What's so much
29:11Hello
29:12Good afternoon
29:14Home cooks
29:15Your diners have arrived
29:18Please make your way
29:20To the front of the manor
29:22To welcome them
29:23I am going
29:26Come on, Steve
29:27It's like we're on a safari
29:30Do you know where we're going?
29:32Yeah
29:32Whee!
29:33Oh my god
29:34What are you doing?
29:35What are you doing?
29:37I need to remind you
29:37That there is 60 diners out there
29:40You're going to drive right past them
29:41So keep it down
29:55All of the cooks
29:57Are at the front of the house
29:58Go get them alpacas, girl
30:01Can't open the gate
30:02That's a good start
30:05Oh my god
30:07It's not going to open
30:08Oh wait
30:09Oh my god
30:12We're starting to regret sending you and GK out
30:14I'll be honest
30:15You can't drive
30:16You can't do gates
30:18Is this electric?
30:19No
30:19No
30:21You two are the worst farmers I've ever seen in my life
30:24Go in and see if you can lead them out
30:26Sam, not to be disrespectful
30:27But that one looks a bit like Claudia Winkleman
30:29It's done with the one on the right
30:30Yeah
30:30It's the green one
30:31Get them to the pizza table
30:33Is that coleslaw?
30:35Hello, look
30:35What's this?
30:37He hates coleslaw
30:38Try putting the alpaca food on the table
30:41And then give them a little tug
30:44You go
30:46Courgette?
30:46For the lady?
30:48Start a relationship with them, you know
30:50Would you like to be off the lead?
30:52Oh god
30:52There we go
30:54He's off
30:55Uh-oh
30:56Sam
30:57Okay
30:58Sam, slowly walk away
30:59Oh no, no
31:02Do you know how to get back, Anne?
31:04I will find my way
31:06Anne's on her way back
31:07We can't fail this
31:08We failed it
31:09We can't dig it
31:10It's not our fault that they've got an attitude, do you know what I mean?
31:12They don't like their veg
31:13Anne's on her way back
31:14Anne's on her way back
31:15Anne's on her way back
31:16Get your clipboard, don't run
31:18Because they're going to run off
31:19Ow, my knee
31:20Anne is literally on her way back
31:22Get back in the bucket
31:22You are the worst team player I've ever seen in my life
31:27Run, run, run, run
31:28Go in and see if...
31:29It's better to feel than get caught
31:31So just run
31:34Gutted
31:34It was the alpacas
31:35Who but them?
31:37Oh no
31:40There's an alpaca on the nose
31:42Oh my God, there's two of them
31:45We've left the gate open by mistake
31:47So the alpacas have got loose
31:49They're just roaming free now
31:51Look at Anne
31:52She doesn't even know anything's happened
31:54Three minutes ago
31:55There was alpacas sniffing at our coleslaw
31:59That couldn't have gone any worse if we had tried
32:06The alpacas are free
32:07The alpacas are free now
32:08They're just loose
32:13That's so bad
32:14Don't you say that
32:15You're like dad
32:16If you say that's really bad
32:17Guys, I'm really disappointed
32:19No
32:23So on the menu we have a herbal burger
32:25A salad or coleslaw
32:27So your orders all put down
32:28They're all on the way for you
32:29So I'll keep you up next
32:31Now this is a trial pizza for you
32:34Do you like that vegetarian or vegan?
32:36Vegetarian
32:37Vegetarian, perfect
32:40Mission alert
32:42This is it, this is it
32:44This is redemption
32:45Send the adults
32:46Joe
32:46Joe
32:47You must hide inside the barbecue service counter
32:50And steal sausages
32:51Love it
32:52Love it
32:53Jill
32:53Dressed as a pile of bin bags
32:55Yes
32:56You must sabotage the pizza on the pizza service counter
33:00Every sausage you steal
33:02And pizza you sabotage
33:03Is worth £1,000
33:06And there is up to a maximum of £5,000 up for grabs
33:11However, this is a timed mission
33:13And you only have 15 minutes to complete it
33:15What?
33:1715 minutes
33:21Are you guys ready to see Jill?
33:24Yeah, we are
33:25Jill, are you ready?
33:26Yeah
33:26You're ready
33:27Sounds visible
33:31Yes, that's amazing
33:32That is not Jill's gun
33:34That is incredible
33:36Wow
33:36Wait, Jill, ready?
33:37Someone's coming, Jill, Jill
33:38Someone's coming, someone's coming
33:39Someone's coming
33:39Oh my god, you're so rubbish
33:43Where the hell am I going?
33:45To the left, to the left, Jill
33:47Keep going up on that grass bag
33:49Right, there you go
33:50You are now right in everybody's eyeline
33:53So just be careful
33:53Okay, yeah, you're crouched down now
33:55This is it, that's it
33:56Well done, Jill
33:57Sam, just talk slowly
34:02Okay
34:03Oh my god, it feels so mad
34:05Run, run, run, run
34:06You can jog
34:09No!
34:11Go now
34:13Make sure no one sees you
34:16Get quick, Sarah might see
34:20Amazing
34:23Hello, Joel
34:24Oh, stop it, sorry
34:27Pizzas are on their way
34:28Pizzas are on their way
34:29Stay where you are
34:29Stay where you are
34:30To meet pizzas
34:30To meet pizzas
34:31Just, is there another two
34:33That's going to go with it?
34:34There you go
34:34Is there any kind of oil
34:36You're supposed to throw on this?
34:37No, I've got a bit of olive oil
34:39On the side
34:40Joel, Sarah is coming over now
34:43As soon as he goes
34:44I'm going to tell you
34:45And you must swoop
34:46I'm not sure why I said swoop
34:52Just get out, Joel
34:53Just get out
34:54It's all on your head
34:55Five minutes is gone
34:56You've only got ten minutes left
34:58Start sealing some sausages
34:59Go on
35:01Go on
35:01Get that sausage
35:02Stop it
35:04Now take it out of the bun
35:06And put the empty bun back
35:07So no one notices
35:08And do it quickly
35:10Because she's wrapping up more boxes
35:13You know what?
35:13I'd be safe
35:14Shove it back on
35:15And get your head down
35:18You're not in fully
35:19You're not in fully
35:23I'm in
35:25Jill, there are two pizzas on the pass
35:27When I say go
35:28Run up
35:28And take two bites
35:29Of both pizzas
35:32I really love you
35:36I said I really love you
35:43She's walking away
35:44She's walking away
35:44Jill, go, go, go, go
35:45Jill, go, go
35:51Get down, get down, get down, get down
35:58Oh my god
35:59The stress
36:00Don't move
36:01Don't move
36:03It's so weird
36:04Because there's no trash
36:05In the middle of the thing
36:09Well done, Jill
36:10Will is on his way
36:12He's here
36:12Okay
36:13Be quiet
36:14Not in a disrespectful way
36:16He's going over to Sarah
36:18Everyone stay calm
36:20On this table and order
36:22There's no vegetarian sausage
36:23In the bun
36:23So
36:24It's just the bun
36:27I'm not sure whether someone's taking that out
36:29That's table one
36:29That can't be right
36:30I'm not taking that out yet
36:31Okay
36:34Oh my god
36:37Every time
36:40Do you not move
36:40She's literally walking right past you
36:42She's walking right past you
36:45Go, Jill, you need to go
36:46Get over there
36:47Get over there
36:49Get into those boxes
36:51Okay, yes, yes, yes
36:52There we go
36:52Get in, get in there
36:55We've only got five minutes left, Jill
37:00Jill, this is risky business
37:02But I think we've got it
37:04Hurry up
37:05Sam
37:06Sorry
37:09Well, we've got time for another one
37:11This is incredible
37:12Joel, when you come up
37:14The boxes are right in front of your face
37:17Go now
37:18Now, now, now, now
37:20Go, go
37:21Joel, hurry up
37:26Sarah's boxing up again
37:28So you need to be quick
37:29Just eat it
37:30Just eat it
37:31Go on, Joel
37:34Double sausage, Joel
37:35That was weird, sorry
37:37Our time is nearly up
37:39We've got four out of five
37:40Let's get out of there
37:41Back to HQ, Jill
37:42Back to HQ, baby
37:43You run
37:44You run
37:48Yes
37:50Quick, Joel
37:52Run, run, run, run
37:55Go through the kitchen
37:56Run, run, go on
38:01Sarah, I'm not sure what's happening
38:03But there is no sausage in the bun again
38:05Someone playing with me?
38:06I'm not sure
38:07But I just double-check every box
38:09Everything else is fine
38:09She's about to deliver
38:11A half-eaten pizza
38:13That's been ripped to shreds
38:14Here you go
38:16Enjoy
38:19Oh, my God
38:20Are they joking?
38:22Look, look, look
38:22Oh, no, she's showing her
38:24Yes
38:34Here you go
38:44Someone's bitter
38:46We're not sure
38:47Has anyone had a bite out of it?
38:48Somebody made this
38:50I hope no-one's had a bite out of it
38:54I don't think
38:55I don't know why that's like that
38:59Ladies on that table there
39:00Just showed me their pizzas
39:01And a couple of them look like
39:03They've already had bites
39:04Taken out of them
39:05You didn't get hungry
39:06Delivering the pizza, did you?
39:07I have not bitten any pizzas today
39:10Not bad
39:12That is good
39:15Well done, Summon G, Kim
39:24She still hasn't had her vegetarian sauce
39:25Oh, no, don't
39:26I don't want it
39:26Don't worry
39:27I could drink as well while you're waiting
39:29If someone was to bite something
39:30It's normally Judy
39:31But I've got to say
39:33She was nowhere near that
39:34She was nowhere near
39:35Mission alert
39:38Celebrities
39:38It's time for your final sabotage mission
39:42Sam and Joel
39:43Disguised as crew
39:44You must help Judy set fire to Sarah's cooking station
39:48Fire?
39:48We love it
39:49Causing the great kitchen cook-off
39:50To be shut down
39:52Can we make sure the alpacas are far away?
39:55Because they look flammable
39:56As this is the final mission
39:57This is worth £10,000
40:00Oh, £10,000
40:01£10,000, £10,000
40:22I'm recording everything
40:22I'm going to do this
40:23I'm going to do this
40:24And I've got this
40:25For Judy
40:26Oh
40:28Wait, is that real?
40:29Yeah, it's a real flame
40:30That is not pretend
40:31That's insane
40:32As soon as you step out
40:34You knock Joel and Sam
40:35Oh, no
40:37Oh
40:38He's still Sam
40:39So I'm just acting like I'm doing a VT
40:43Judy
40:43Judy
40:44It's us
40:45It's us
40:45It's us
40:47It's us
40:48So
40:49Can we just check
40:50I'm pretty sure that boom's in shot
40:52Right, guys?
40:53Yep
40:54Boom in shot?
40:54That's all right, don't worry
40:55Don't worry
40:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good
40:57That's tough on the arms, man
40:59Guys, Sarah has stepped away from the barbecue
41:04Right
41:05We are recording
41:06Sarah, right
41:07Tell me about the, erm, the sausage
41:10Walk
41:10Walk
41:11Now, now, now
41:15I'm not going to blame anyone
41:17At the end of the day
41:17I'm in charge of this station
41:18Just throw something
41:19Just throw something
41:21Yeah, light the box sometimes
41:23Get out
41:25Are you, er, are you pleased?
41:27Just light whatever you can
41:29Just make me chuck
41:30There we go
41:31There we go
41:32Light the curtain
41:34Judy, get out
41:35Get out
41:35Get out
41:36Get out
41:37Go, go, go
41:39Everyone out
41:40Everyone out
41:41Well done, guys
41:42Yes
41:42Whoo
41:43Do you think the diners are enjoying their food?
41:48I haven't had
41:49Sorry
41:49I haven't had
41:51Oh
41:53What do we do?
41:55Oh
41:56My
41:56God
41:57It is
41:58A flame
42:00She's like the mum that looks after everybody
42:02She's fantastic
42:03Steve
42:04Steve
42:05Let's go to the fire evacuation, please
42:07Okay
42:07Oh
42:08Light in quick, please, buddy
42:10No, Steve
42:11Get away
42:13Yes
42:14Are you sorry?
42:16Guys, everyone's a fire evacuation
42:18To the marquee, please
42:19Everyone's running
42:23Who me?
42:24To the marquee, please
42:25Oh God
42:27Look at this
42:28She's going to the marquee, please
42:29She's going to the marquee, please
42:29Look at this
42:29She's going to a fire evacuation
42:30Will, look at the wheels reaction
42:32Oh my
42:33God
42:35Why
42:39Oh. My. God.
42:43We've shut the show down, Jill.
42:44I mean, we didn't do anything, actually, but they've shut the show down.
43:04Everyone, thank you for your patience.
43:07Thankfully, we've managed to get the Blaze under control and no one was hurt.
43:12However, the fire team have made a decision that we can't continue filming.
43:20Unfortunately, we have to shut the show down.
43:22We suspect that foul play might be involved.
43:26Take a quick look at this, guys.
43:32You're gonna swap the sugar and the salt of two weeks.
43:39I don't mean to freak you out, but she is literally about half a second to get away from where
43:44you're looking.
43:45That's hilarious.
43:47They're coming in.
43:48How was I gonna turn this oven off, though?
43:52Oh, I love him.
43:53Just start stealing some sausages.
43:55Oh, my word.
43:57Jill, run up and take two bites of both pieces.
44:00I love him.
44:01Oh, my.
44:03Light the box on fire, get out.
44:05Oh, my God.
44:06Just like what I see a cunt.
44:08Thought he is a fly.
44:10Oh.
44:11Oh.
44:17Oh, my God.
44:21Oh, my God.
44:22I knew that.
44:22Oh, my God.
44:35Hello.
44:36Celebrity Sabotage.
44:38It wasn't just us, though.
44:40Of course.
44:41It was your now friend, Julie Love, sabotaging you right under your noses as well.
44:46I can't believe it.
44:47But for every sabotage mission we successfully completed, we were building up a secret prize
44:55pot.
44:55not just for one of you but for all of you to share and I can reveal that the
45:03prize money is 24,000 which means that you will each take away four thousand
45:14pounds and thank you from the bottom of our hearts for being such good sport
45:19thank you so much yeah amazing do we still get our allowance in the hotel
45:35I'm sorry yeah no we supposed to say kind of still taking it all in really yeah
45:41you're great am I you're amazing I have always adored Sam Thompson you took
45:47everything in your stride and I can't believe he sabotaged my Yorkshire pudding
45:55what happened this has blown my mind I'm still in disbelief
46:01walk away with four thousand pounds it's incredible and I'm grateful so much that's a lot of money for
46:09me right now it's like I'm working a few jobs I am like training to be and wanting to be
46:15an
46:15architects so that's going to allow me to really pursue that well well done man I'm so happy I mean
46:21I've had such a good time yeah yeah oh I don't know about you guys but I am absolutely knackered
46:31I'm not I'm exhilarating of course you are of course you are I want to do another one now next
46:36time on celebrity sabotage
46:41this is SOS survive or surrender
46:44pop the bookie
46:45oh
46:46we're thinking we've torn the team apart
46:49collapse at 10
46:50collect
46:51oh no
46:52like I'm
46:53correct
46:54no
46:54no
46:54no
46:56no
46:57no
46:58no
47:00no
47:01no
47:01no
47:02no
47:02no
47:02no
47:03no
47:03no
47:11no
47:17no
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