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00:00You
00:08High school almost killed me
00:13Came bloody close
00:17After almost being burnt alive I realized
00:21I'm a hot bitch to take out
00:25And so is hardly don't
00:27Have to tell you
00:29Even if she is a few classrooms short these days
00:31A lot changed in the last year
00:38Romance crossed enemy lines
00:41Some friendships were left for dead
00:46There was heartbreak
00:48And there was drama
00:52But we found a new normal in the end
00:58Some of us have flourished
01:00Well done
01:01Some of us are still annoying as hell
01:05As for me
01:06I found my calling
01:08I'm gonna smash my exams
01:10Get into psych at university
01:11And continue being an absolute legend
01:16I'm done making dumb choices
01:18Being a magnet for chaos
01:22Dating the wrong guys
01:25Now I'm just gonna survive the final weeks of school
01:28So I can step into this beautiful thing
01:30Called adulthood
01:38That's not going to fit into the graduation video
01:41Em, the question was describe your high school experience in Chewy Woods or less
01:46Soz, you know I ramble
01:47Well I think you covered it with almost kill me
01:51The last days of school are crazy
01:53Help! Help!
01:55I do love the torture of your servants
01:57Please help!
01:58That one's just mean
01:59Oh my sweet little empath
02:01It's muck up day
02:02Yeah, we waited 13 years for this day
02:04For the right to terrorise the rest of the school
02:06Don't worry Queenie, it's character building
02:07Exactly, that was me in year 8
02:09And I turned out fine
02:10Debatable
02:12Confetti?
02:13High phosphorus detergent
02:15Can you hear the dolphins crying?
02:17Chill Greenpeace
02:18It was made very clear that environmentally damaging products would not be welcome
02:22Queenie, can you overrule this?
02:23The school captain
02:24But I'm the head of the graduation committee
02:26So muck up day polls under my remit
02:28Oh, sorry Em, she's alright
02:31Where do you expect me to put this?
02:33Shove it up your ass, I don't care, don't know, just get rid of it
02:36Hey, I hope that's not a glitter bomb!
02:38Give me that!
02:39What are you doing?
02:40What did I say about?
02:41Warning the others
02:42Becoming vice captain is probably the worst thing that could have happened to Sasha
02:46Yeah, total power trip
02:48You know, we could stash this at Rowan's place
02:50Hive line, bitch
02:56You're the worst
02:58Thailand though
03:08Thanks man
03:08Hey Pross really left his mark on this place?
03:16Yeah, kind of unfair how we call it Rowan's place
03:20I heard he's out of hospital and back in Dubbo, so that's good
03:23Oh, good for him.
03:29Oh, my God, oh, my God.
03:31Trial exam results are in.
03:3292 in biology, 95 in English, 85 in maths.
03:36The plan's on track.
03:37The plan's on track.
03:39What plan?
03:40Oh, me and Hopps go to Sydney Metropolitan Uni,
03:43Arts, Psychology.
03:44We graduate with honors, go backpacking,
03:46join a K-pop entourage, then come back and start our careers
03:49and co-parent an Alaskan Malamute named Jack Barclay.
03:52Yeah, that one.
03:53Sounds lesbo.
03:54My plan's to not get anyone pregnant.
03:57Not yet.
03:59Should've been Malachi's plan.
04:01Oh, way to bring up goes to boyfriend's past.
04:04Yeah, I'm sorry.
04:06Um, where's your shirt?
04:08Oh, it's soft, you ban me from wearing it.
04:10Apparently it's offensive to people who identify with having boobs.
04:13Oh.
04:15Oh, she's going down.
04:18Passive, aggressive, I'm sexy, obsessive.
04:22That classy, impressive, she messy, possessive.
04:26That message, that's right, y'all.
04:28No, guys, this isn't fair.
04:29I can only get some fun at a time.
04:32Oh, my God.
04:33I'm sorry.
04:33I'm sorry.
04:34I'm sorry.
04:38I'm sorry.
04:39I'm sorry.
04:40I'm sorry.
04:43I'm sorry.
04:47I'm sorry.
04:49I'm sorry.
04:51I'm sorry.
04:52I'm sorry.
04:52Oh, ho, ho.
04:54Oh, ho, ho.
04:55Fuck.
04:56Hey, you, you never should've ran.
04:59You wanna make something that can take you in.
05:03This time, you say you're just fine.
05:06You need a little something that can make you smile again.
05:11Come on.
05:11You, you, don't take a crown.
05:13You need a little bit so you can embody everybody.
05:33What just happened?
05:38Those boys certainly had some cheek.
05:41Who were they?
05:41Oh, who else calls us Povo High?
05:43Send Bruno's boys.
05:44Guys, let's not go pointing fingers without proof, okay?
05:46Thank you, Jojo.
05:48Excuse me, St. Bruno's have been very charitable to us in the wake of the fire.
05:54They've lent us facilities and they've also donated textbooks.
05:58Miss, they didn't give us anything this time.
06:00They took from us.
06:01Yeah, the head of the Ibis mascot.
06:04Wow, he's a really ugly crier.
06:07As school captain and vice captain,
06:10head of the Queer Environmentalist Social Justice Club and the Graduation Committee,
06:13I consider it my personal responsibility to ensure that morale remains high
06:17during these stressful times before we graduate, miss.
06:20Exactly.
06:20They didn't just take a mascot or an Ibis head.
06:24They took our school spirit.
06:26And we're not going to let them get away with it.
06:28Yeah.
06:29We're going to just lay down and let them get down.
06:31Yes.
06:31What did you say?
06:32Settle down, everyone.
06:34Please.
06:38All of you are nearly at the finish line of school, on the cusp of adulthood.
06:45Your trial exams are over.
06:47All that remains is showcase your final exams and graduation.
06:51You are so close to the end.
06:53Do not risk your very exciting futures on seeking retaliation.
07:02Am I clear?
07:06Am I clear?
07:08Yes, miss.
07:10Sure.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:12Yep.
07:14Oh, my God.
07:16What have they done?
07:22Five years from now.
07:24We graduate drama school.
07:27Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, Tony.
07:30And attending movie premieres with cash as my arm candy.
07:34They said that.
07:36Okay.
07:37Finished the apprenticeship.
07:39Um, and, you know, doing tattoos.
07:46Signing my multi-million dollar deal for my award-winning podcast.
07:49Oh, about what?
07:50Anything I want.
07:52I'm a storyteller.
07:53Mum's got it all worked out.
07:54I'm going to be a carpenter, like Jesus.
07:57I think they are pretty good money.
07:59It's just, like, nothing but wood.
08:02All day.
08:03I am going to be a practicing vet, having graduated from my uni of choice, because I am going to
08:08get that scholarship.
08:09Everything going to plan?
08:10I'll get drafted in an AFLW team.
08:13Whatever I need to do.
08:14I'll move anywhere.
08:15I guess it kind of depends where Missy gets drafted, because she's going to get drafted.
08:20She's so good.
08:22Okay, where do I see myself in five years?
08:25I would love to start my own non-profit.
08:27You know, I wear my values and I'd like to do something along the lines of that.
08:31Um, just really helping people.
08:33Where will I be in five years?
08:36Yeah, I have no idea.
08:39I see myself in a mansion in Byron Bay, opposite Chris Hemsworth, with my sexy boyfriend Noah and my best
08:45friend Harper.
08:46All the Byron Bay locals will be my psychology clients.
08:49But I'll also dabble in spiritual healing and probably have a boob dump by that point.
08:57Looks great.
08:59Yeah, except I lost all of that footage because of the water bombs.
09:01Oh, no one will know that's missing.
09:05This video on my graduation speech to my last act as school captain.
09:08It has to be perfect.
09:09It will.
09:09It will be.
09:10I promise.
09:11Okay?
09:12Now just come hang out inside the bowler, alright?
09:14Everyone's there.
09:14There's no point obsessing over what happened.
09:16Come on.
09:17Come on.
09:20Oh, the St. Bruno's boys have been fucking with us all year.
09:23Why couldn't they just let us have our markup day?
09:25Because if they want something, they always get it.
09:28Do you think Noah knows where the Ivers head is?
09:30Yeah, I don't know.
09:31I don't know, why don't we ask him?
09:33Oi, nah, you two out, okay?
09:34If my boss sees he's in here dressed like that.
09:36We're not staying, bro.
09:38Just pop by to see my stunning girlfriend.
09:41G'day.
09:42I really love that you showed your pink to my entire school.
09:45Yeah, that was Seb's idea.
09:48And the Ivers head?
09:49Crime of opportunity?
09:51You'll get it back, just don't let Seb know you want it.
09:55You enjoy the show, Dazzla?
09:57When was the last time you washed your asshole?
10:01Where's the head?
10:03Hopper, if you want head, just ask nicely.
10:06Yuck.
10:08Would you want hoppers to get it back?
10:09Whatever, not for this shit.
10:11Better get to work.
10:13Do you need a lift to Harry's?
10:15No, I'm not at Harry's tonight.
10:16I got a summer job at the Carnival in Towns.
10:18Oh, I wouldn't step foot in that cathedral to white trash.
10:24How's your neck?
10:26You know, from my choke hold?
10:29You know, there's a strong correlation between violence and a low, low IQ.
10:34All right, back in your box.
10:37Bye.
10:39Come on.
10:40Catch you later, plebs.
10:41Hey, nice shorts.
10:43Dick.
10:46That piece of shit needs to go down.
10:50Noah too.
10:51It's us versus them.
10:54They have something of ours.
10:55We need something of theirs.
11:00A head for a head.
11:01Yes.
11:01Nope.
11:02You heard what Woodsy said.
11:05Since when do you care about what Woodsy says?
11:07Well, this time she's right.
11:09From now until the HSC, I'm literally spending every spare minute studying.
11:13I don't need any dumb distractions.
11:16And neither do you.
11:18This is our future, Hobbes.
11:29Darius then organized the Persian Empire into 20 provinces, or satrapies.
11:34Why are you friends with Seb?
11:37I've known him since kindy.
11:39Yeah, we're kind of like you and Harper.
11:40Except Harper's not a massive deal, though.
11:44Sometimes you just mate with someone because you have a shared past.
11:47Doesn't mean they're going to be in your future.
11:49Brutal.
11:50What? People change.
11:51Go down different tracks.
11:53That's not me and Hobbes.
11:54We're going to terrorize nursing homes together.
11:59So then I guess I'll be out of the picture by then?
12:02Yeah, you'll be dead already.
12:04I would have sexed you to death.
12:06Worst ways to go out.
12:08Like being assassinated by Anna Banis and his eunuch.
12:12I see what you did there.
12:13Gotta keep on track.
12:15Well, what would I do without you?
12:18Alright.
12:19What caused the fall of Persepolis?
12:21Persepolis was sacked and burned by Alexander the Great in 330 BC.
12:29That was really good.
12:31Yeah.
12:33Now take off your cardigan.
12:35It's really cold.
12:38No, it's freezing.
12:38Take off your cardigan.
12:39Off.
12:41Baby.
12:41I'm not going to ask again.
12:46Okay, I wanted to beat you at Quizmaster just once.
12:49Oh my.
12:50What, by cheating?
12:52Well, it's not fair.
12:53You've got a tutor.
12:54Yeah, and I give you all her notes.
12:57Give them here.
13:01Persian Empire.
13:04Pompeii.
13:10Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:24What else are you hiding?
13:37The Forbidden City.
13:41It's a grubby tactic.
13:45It's hard to focus now that I've seen your, um...
13:50cheat sheet.
13:55Alright.
14:02I'm...
14:02I'm going to keep on track.
14:05Cut.
14:08Fuck.
14:11Fuck.
14:12Fuck.
14:15Fuck.
14:16Fuck.
14:18Fuck.
14:19Fuck.
14:38Oh, Principal McMahon, we all really appreciate you taking the time to see us today.
14:46Our students were very insistent.
14:48No problem.
14:49This is our Year 12 Captain Sharma, his vice, Johnson.
14:53I've asked him to join the meeting, considering the nature of it.
14:56Now, let me get this straight.
15:00Naked boys in balaclapas stormed Hartley High yesterday.
15:07And you think the boys are from this school?
15:08We know they are, sir.
15:10At this stage, that is a theory, yes.
15:12On what basis?
15:13Well, I think it's fair to say that there has been rivalry
15:16with our students and our schools.
15:19In the past, perhaps, this particular cohort has been very collegiate.
15:24They stole the head of our mascot.
15:26The chicken costume?
15:29It's an ibis.
15:31And it's an important symbol of our school.
15:34I'm asking that you question the boys on its whereabouts and get them to return it promptly.
15:38The logistics of what you're asking are a bit tricky.
15:41There are 112 graduating seniors, most of whom are not regularly on campus.
15:46I can identify one of the streakers.
15:48He's standing right next to you.
15:51Sebastian?
15:52That's not true, sir.
15:55I thought you said the boys were wearing balaclavas.
15:57Well, yes, but you can see the bruising on his neck.
15:59That's where Harper tackled him.
16:01One of the Year 12 students tried to apprehend one of the culprits.
16:06Sir, I wasn't there.
16:07And I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what they're talking about.
16:11Sebastian?
16:12How did you get that bruise on your neck?
16:14Spear tackle rugby game got a bit spirited.
16:16Oh, church.
16:19Oh, bullshit.
16:20Okay, Sasha, please.
16:21I was two inches away from your penis, and I saw that ugly little birthmark next to your ball sack,
16:27and I will happily ID it.
16:29Okay, well, clearly we can't do that.
16:31Go on, show us your dick.
16:32Enough!
16:33This meeting is over.
16:39Sasha, please sit down.
16:42Well, that went well.
16:44Mm-hmm.
16:58Oh, what a dreamboat.
17:00Rack off, creeper.
17:01Who is he?
17:02Just an old friend.
17:03Boyfriend, briefly.
17:05You guys got a call with you?
17:05Oi, Noah.
17:06Yo.
17:07Girlfriend's keeping tabs on her ex.
17:09Another call?
17:10Harper mentioned him yesterday, and I was just curious as to what he was up to.
17:14Don't read into it.
17:17Cool.
17:18Well, good.
17:19Let's go hit the showers, and then I'll see you after.
17:21Okay.
17:21Talk to you soon.
17:22Love you.
17:23Love you.
17:25You are on a roll.
17:27Hmm?
17:27Stirring shit, stealing heads.
17:30Look, you've had your fun.
17:32When are you going to give it back?
17:33I don't have it.
17:34Not anymore.
17:35Where is it?
17:36In a place where you'll never be able to get it.
17:38I think there's a minimum annual salary requirement just to get in the door.
17:41Oh, man.
17:42Help, man.
17:42We're in a...
17:43Shit.
17:56Piece of shit.
17:58How do we break it to Quinny?
18:01We don't.
18:02We go and get it back.
18:04The whole point of him leaving it there was so he couldn't.
18:07Well, there's gotta be a way.
18:08You're the one with the N.
18:09I'm not exploiting my relationship like that, Harper.
18:12So we just lie down and take it?
18:15So you're choosing Noah over me?
18:18Why are you so cut?
18:19Seb's always doing cooked shit like this.
18:21How is this time any different?
18:26I...
18:29I bombed the trials.
18:31What?
18:31How bad are your marks?
18:34Bad enough that I'm probably not getting into uni.
18:39It's okay.
18:40It's okay.
18:41Okay?
18:42We've still got coursework and the HSC trials only count for 40%.
18:45We can save the plan.
18:48I'm not the only person I'd ever admit this to.
18:52But maybe I'm just not smart enough.
18:55Oh, piss off.
18:56You are the smartest person I know, okay?
18:59Seriously.
19:00You're just working two jobs.
19:02And you've got so much on your plate, you know?
19:03That's never gonna change, Anne-Marie.
19:06I have to support myself.
19:11Maybe...
19:12Maybe Seb's right about me.
19:15Don't you dare say that.
19:16Seb knows nothing.
19:18Fuck that guy, okay?
19:20Okay?
19:23Okay?
19:27Wait, you know?
19:31What the...
19:32Oh!
19:34What the...
20:08Satsang with Mooji
20:21A head for a head.
20:23Okay.
20:23I love you, Matt, bitch.
20:24They left our ibis at the art club.
20:27We'll leave this bus somewhere they'll never lower themselves to rescue it from.
20:31Centrelink.
20:31Payment, a food court.
20:32Guys, no.
20:33We need a thing bigger.
20:34We need to go large and we need to do it tonight.
20:37Oh, I can't.
20:38I'm working at the carnival.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Oh, my God, Arps.
20:43Seb said he never set foot in the carnival.
20:44Oh, we could hang up from a ride.
20:47From a noose.
20:50We'll call it Operation Hedgehog.
20:53Hell, yeah.
20:54All right.
20:54Yeah, I've done my fair share of B&Es with the Adlays.
20:57This one's not worth the risk.
20:59At least I don't think about breaking in.
21:00Harper literally works there.
21:02Got to be a way to charge an horse this shit, right?
21:04Oh, my God, actually.
21:05Still.
21:06We could totally...
21:07Not worth the risk.
21:09Hey, no running in the hall.
21:12Oh, there you are.
21:13Okay, so I've been thinking about the revenge plan
21:15for the Ibis head, and when...
21:16Oh, and we'd maybe still have it
21:18if you'd shut your hole in the Bruno's meeting.
21:22Anyways, I was doing some digging on St. Bruno.
21:25Turns out he was a Carthusian monk
21:27who was never formally canonised.
21:30Like, there's got to be a reason why.
21:32Wait, you're going to cancel a dead saint?
21:35Well, yeah, it's perfect.
21:37We hack into the St. Bruno School website
21:39so when people go there...
21:40Boom!
21:40Up comes a picture of Bruno
21:42covered in the facts the church don't want you to know.
21:49Right.
21:50You know what, Sash?
21:51That's, like, actually a really good idea.
21:55Really?
21:56Yeah.
21:57Yeah, I mean, we don't have a better one, right?
22:02I love it.
22:04Oh, yeah, sick idea, Sash.
22:06Great idea.
22:07Yeah, actually, it doesn't matter.
22:08It's brilliant.
22:08Yeah, that's so good.
22:10Yeah, well, I thought so, so, um...
22:13Great, team.
22:14I'll get started on the research.
22:16You get to work, girl, boss.
22:17We love you, vice-captain.
22:19Hacking.
22:20All right, our plan shoots all over that,
22:21so I'll iron out the details
22:23and I'll see you there at 5pm tonight.
22:25Got it?
22:25Hell, yeah.
22:26Hell, yeah.
22:28It was an average egg
22:29who said,
22:32just one more time.
22:35One more climb!
22:38One last...
22:42Hi.
22:46But that final step
22:50would be his final breath.
22:55And all the king's horses
22:57and all the king's men
23:00couldn't put my son together again!
23:05This is bad.
23:06I need to impress the drama school people.
23:08The drama showcase is in two weeks.
23:10As the president of the drama club,
23:12you should be doing better.
23:13You should be taking this more seriously.
23:14I'm just trying to lean into the comedy, Zoe.
23:16Well, I'm trying to get us top marks.
23:18You know what I give top marks to, Zoe?
23:21Your other writing.
23:23You both know it's not me.
23:26Curse!
23:27Curse on both your houses!
23:29Oh!
23:34Macbeth?
23:35The other one.
23:37Guys, what are the writing?
23:39Um...
23:39Uh...
23:41Ants found this website open
23:43on library computers.
23:45That's some pretty horny content.
23:49Very smart.
23:49Erotic fiction.
23:50Miss called Velvet Thrones
23:52if you want to check it out.
23:53I'm okay.
23:54Thanks, Debra.
23:54Ant went for missionary.
23:55Yeah.
23:56Got everyone to read it.
23:57Everyone.
23:58Even the year sevens.
23:59Sick.
24:00The entire school.
24:02And you think Zoe wrote it?
24:03Probably not,
24:04but it feels so good
24:06to give a shit about it.
24:10I'm going to pretend
24:11I didn't hear any of that.
24:14I heard it's
24:16actually really
24:17good.
24:18Have you read it?
24:20No, I don't get off to words.
24:22I'm more of a VR headset
24:23moisturiser kind of guy.
24:24Yeah, me either.
24:43Noah?
24:46Amory.
24:48What are you doing here?
24:49You didn't say
24:49you were going to come over.
24:50Oh, yeah.
24:51Um,
24:52I left my charger,
24:54but, um,
24:54I can't stay.
24:55Harper's had a heap shit day,
24:56so I need to...
25:00What is that?
25:03Why is your hair wet?
25:04And why do you smell like salt
25:07and vinegar chips?
25:10I went to the yoke club.
25:11You got the head.
25:13I just know how much
25:15it means to Quinny,
25:16so I...
25:17Noah.
25:19Don't thank me yet,
25:20though.
25:20Strong winds overnight.
25:22Head fell off the bow,
25:22into the water,
25:23got swept onto the rocks.
25:25A crab made a home
25:26in its left eye socket,
25:26and then, um,
25:29the seagulls can.
25:33Oh, Jesus.
25:35Well, we could just
25:35clean it up.
25:36Yeah, I really didn't
25:37want to tell you this,
25:38Quinn, but, um,
25:40Seb took a shit in it.
25:44Seb is an animal.
25:47Which is why
25:48this mug
25:50needs to get it extra good.
25:59I want to meet
26:00Penetrator.
26:01Oh, that is not it.
26:03Wonder what he penetrates?
26:05Hearts, minds, souls.
26:08Well, probably vaginas.
26:12These bloody wristbands,
26:13who needs blood splatter their hair?
26:15At this rate,
26:16I'll never be able to mess again.
26:18Guys, I was supposed
26:19to open my store 15 minutes ago.
26:20Come find me, yeah?
26:21Okay, thanks, babe.
26:22I'll see you later.
26:22Oh, there's the others.
26:33Hey.
26:49It's Malachi.
26:50Remember?
26:50Yeah, the guy who
26:52doesn't do goodbyes.
26:54Yeah.
26:58Um, I hope it's okay.
27:00I came, just,
27:01Missy invited me.
27:05I only flew in this morning.
27:06We just, we wanted to hang out.
27:12Um,
27:13what are you doing back?
27:15Uh, her dad.
27:16He finished up his contract.
27:18So,
27:18mum and I have just come
27:19to help pack up the house.
27:21Malachi, come on!
27:23Hurry up!
27:26Oh, I hate to cut short
27:27this beautiful reunion,
27:28but unlimited rides, people.
27:32Sorry.
27:33Off the band,
27:33back together.
27:34Never leave us again, Malachi.
27:36Um, did you, um,
27:38did you know him?
27:40Uh, uh, you know.
27:41No.
27:42I mean, Malachi did post a story
27:45of him boarding a plane in Dubai,
27:46so I knew that he was in the
27:47approximate geographical location.
27:48What?
27:49I was stalking his socials this morning.
27:50I didn't see that story.
27:51Maybe it was just close friends.
27:52Which I am right the second
27:54learning you are one of.
27:55Look, it's a lot to unpack,
27:57but we need to remain
27:58focused on why we're here.
28:00No, you're right.
28:01Okay.
28:02Everyone's across the plan.
28:03Until go time,
28:04we just need to blend in,
28:05like regular teens
28:06enjoying a wholesome
28:07day out at the con.
28:09Period.
28:22Cool kids never have a time.
28:26Huh?
28:26Oh, yeah?
28:27Do you want to look at it?
28:29Oh, yeah.
28:30Like what?
28:31Right up off the street.
28:35You and I.
28:37I don't even care
28:41to shake these things.
28:45I mean,
28:46and we don't know
28:49It's where I'm going
28:52to rest
28:54to dance
28:55and dance
28:57God,
28:58it's all
29:00to the hell
29:02and the road
29:07As you see
29:09there's no one around
29:14Hold up.
29:18You really are a witch.
29:20You just uttered his name
29:21and he was like
29:22full on summit.
29:24Sorry,
29:24that must have been
29:25to shock you, okay?
29:27I am now.
29:28Near the pond,
29:29not the fish.
29:30Moved on.
29:31My life is spectacular.
29:35More importantly,
29:36how are you feeling?
29:37Hmm.
29:39Hey,
29:40we're going to get you
29:41through hops.
29:42Don't forget showcase.
29:44That'll make up
29:44for heaps of lost marks.
29:46I'm sorry.
29:47Yeah, well.
29:48I'm covered with breaks.
29:50You want to take yours now?
29:51Uh, thanks.
29:52I don't need a bum.
29:53Not even to eat?
29:54My maid will get me something.
29:57Does your maid have a name?
29:59Amory.
30:00Amory.
30:01I thought it was
30:02going to be beautiful.
30:04Chill, Liam.
30:05She's also got a really
30:06hot, rich boyfriend
30:06so don't waste your tickets.
30:08Oi!
30:09Chase the curtain,
30:10your own time.
30:12Have another drink, Clancy.
30:14Whoa.
30:15Way to speak to your boss.
30:16No, my mum's the boss.
30:17He's just the mongrel
30:18that she shacked up with.
30:21Let me know
30:21if you change your mind, yeah?
30:26Lock up your
30:27door.
30:28Hey, Chase's good
30:29on your own time, yeah?
30:31Ha-ha.
30:31Ha-ha.
30:41Amory!
30:53Ah, can we just...
30:55All right.
30:58What's going on?
31:00You moved halfway
31:01across the world
31:02and I had to hear it
31:03from Lucy.
31:04I know.
31:04It was...
31:05It was a messed up time.
31:07At the very least,
31:08you could have said goodbye.
31:12That's that why
31:14you ignored my letter.
31:16I never got a letter.
31:20You didn't?
31:21I'm a mala guy.
31:24To be honest,
31:25it seems like a pretty
31:25convenient excuse
31:26for you to pull out now.
31:28I can be a dickhead.
31:30Sure,
31:30but I'm not a liar.
31:33No, I slipped it
31:33into your locker
31:34the day of formal.
31:38That whole part
31:39of the school
31:40burnt to the ground.
32:02It's a bit tragic,
32:05you going on this alone.
32:07Yeah, I'm not.
32:10You're coming with me.
32:25Oh, my God,
32:26this is so lame.
32:31You're scared.
32:33I'm not.
32:34I'm not.
32:38You know,
32:39laughter is a stress
32:40response to fear.
32:41Okay, I'm literally
32:42about to study psychology.
32:44I think I can
32:45psychoanalyse myself.
32:46I'm not scared.
32:47Oh!
32:49I'm shooting myself!
33:04I don't think this is part
33:05of the ride.
33:09I must have just missed
33:10the sweet spot there,
33:12big man.
33:12Sorry about that.
33:13Better luck next time,
33:14eh?
33:14All right,
33:15three tickets,
33:16three chances to win.
33:17You're on that chest
33:18there, Hercules.
33:19Yeah, step up and print.
33:22I think I got it
33:22from here.
33:23You wish?
33:25All right.
33:26Five bucks,
33:27as I can tell.
33:28Yeah, easy.
33:28Uh, are you forgetting
33:29something?
33:30I'm an athlete.
33:31I'll make you piss.
33:32Oh, the language of love.
33:34Want to learn?
33:35And check?
33:35You wish.
33:36Mother of my babies.
33:38Ah!
33:40My heart.
33:41What?
33:42Sorry.
33:43Yeah, all right.
33:44You're not full.
33:45Give me that.
33:48I've paid for that.
33:50Do it.
33:56We have a winner, ladies.
33:57You're going to win.
33:59That was so good.
34:00That was so good.
34:02What prize do you want, Quinny?
34:05Slappy hands!
34:07Slappy hands.
34:08I have a slappy head.
34:09I have a slappy head.
34:10All yours, darling.
34:23Actually, it would have piqued you
34:25for studying inside.
34:27Hmm.
34:28Yeah.
34:29I guess I've always been
34:30into watching people, you know?
34:32Trying to understand
34:32why they do the things they do.
34:36And after all the row and stuff,
34:38I had to see a counsellor.
34:39So, you know, that really helped me.
34:43Thought I'd like to help people
34:44in that way, too.
34:48I'm really sorry about what happened.
34:52What Rowan did, it wasn't your fault.
34:54All mine.
34:55And even though it was an awful experience,
35:00brought some really positive change into my life.
35:03Like meeting Noah.
35:05Oh, your boyfriend?
35:06You know?
35:08Oh, Missy keeps me updated.
35:10So.
35:10Oh.
35:15So how long is it?
35:17About a year.
35:19Yeah.
35:19Um, after the fire,
35:22St. Bruno's invited us to use their campus.
35:24I guess, like, their oval art rooms, sort of.
35:28He's a private school boy.
35:30Yeah, but like the least awful benefit of one.
35:33No, he's the best.
35:35Honest, dependable, loyal.
35:38That sounds like you're describing a dog.
35:42Well, dogs can't hold pants,
35:43so no risker than writing letters.
35:50So, um,
35:52not that it really matters much now,
35:54but what did you write me?
36:01What?
36:07Ah.
36:10It was everything I was too afraid to say to you in person.
36:14Like what?
36:18Yeah.
36:23That I just...
36:25Oh.
36:29Hi, Liam.
36:30Anne-Marie.
36:31So sorry to interrupt this.
36:35The little Timmy in the car ahead puked up a...
36:38Sorry, you just...
36:41puked up a daggy dog all over Dracula.
36:43Yeah.
36:45It's ready to see the exit, eh?
36:50What?
36:51Yeah.
36:57Cody?
36:59Sasha?
37:01What are you doing here?
37:03Oh, my parents forced me to come and hurt my feral brothers.
37:09Hey, I'm sorry about snapping in that meeting before.
37:13I...
37:13I should have just let you handle it.
37:16It's okay.
37:19Hey, Wiz.
37:20Hey, Wiz.
37:21What are you doing here?
37:23What?
37:24Oh, my thumb, your hands!
37:26Water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water.
37:30Shhh...
37:31To me.
37:32Sashi!
37:32Sashi, look what I got!
37:34Kevin, I told you not to spend all of your money on that get here.
37:38We're going home!
37:39Hey, that's unfair!
37:40Mom said it wasn't right!
37:45it's time to mobilize operation head job is a goal time was closing in 30 minutes it's go time
37:59you heading off i thought i'd stick around actually need a ride so
38:06did mr tell you the full plan to get revenge on those rich bruno wankers
38:10okay so you know you'll be waiting for that ride for like a while unless i wait with you guys
38:21a lot of bodies little chalk
38:25but if you want to get intimate with someone's armpit for the next few hours be my guest
38:45so
38:50so
38:54so
38:55so
39:24it's car time
39:30guys are insane
39:32so i'm gonna shoot himself
39:33roll out roll out get your tickets to ride
39:36guys guys guys guys drop us around we need to get this done and then we need to get the
39:41hell out of here
39:42all right i'll get the mannequin up there great
39:46it's a tiny frog mouth nightmare fuel is what that is
39:50so i'm good
39:56it's all right i'll get it i've got this baby
40:01nope nope cannot do it
40:02oh no could it it's like a legit phobia you're a legit pussy dude
40:08i'll fucking say that again okay there cannot be a worse time for you guys to measure dicks
40:11please please please please settle down babe babe it's okay
40:16settle
40:17Settle.
40:19I'm bored.
40:20Oh, OK. Don't forget.
40:24This.
40:25All right. Uh, grab the rope, harps.
40:28I'm just gonna keep lookout or whatever.
40:30Yeah, Missy, can you actually go do the same?
40:32This is our horror film stop.
40:33And you know what to do, buddy.
40:35Do not.
40:36Um, and you two...
40:37I really need to have a wee.
40:39Impeccable timing, seriously.
40:41Go find a bush.
40:42OK.
40:43Go with.
40:44Coming, Queenies.
40:55Come on.
40:56Come on.
40:57Can you help me with it?
40:59Hey!
41:00Oh, jeez.
41:01Come on.
41:04Hold it, hold it.
41:05OK, OK.
41:07Hurry up.
41:09Hold it, hold it.
41:10Yeah.
41:11Oh my God.
41:14There you go.
41:16Oh my God.
41:16There you go.
41:16There we go. Oh, Bruno!
41:19Ginny!
41:21Suck it, Seth.
41:35What's going on? What's happening?
41:37I don't know.
41:39Let's learn now!
41:42Malachi! Just leave it!
41:44No!
41:50No!
41:51No!
41:52No!
41:53No!
41:59No!
42:00No!
42:00No!
42:01Oi!
42:02Come here, you little prick!
42:06Come back here, you little shit!
42:10Hey!
42:11Hey!
42:13Come back here!
42:31Come back here!
42:32You have to be the captain of his boss.
42:37No!
42:39Go!
42:40Get out!
42:40Get out!
42:41Get out!
42:42Get out!
42:42Go, go, go, go!
42:43Go, go, go!
42:47Yeah!
42:50Yeah!
42:50Yeah!
42:51Pinkle Blood
43:15Pinkle Blood
43:17Pinkle Blood
43:17P astronaut
43:18Spatheom
43:18Pne ID
43:21Pne ID
43:32Pne ID
43:33Pne ID
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