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00:28You
00:38One at a time what if he's really hurt
00:43Okay, uh, so
00:45We had the mannequin up on the ride and then it just suddenly turns on and then this guy appears
00:52out of nowhere
00:53Nancy he runs the carnival with his wife he climbs up the steps and he lunges at Malachi
00:58And wham the ride takes him out. Okay. Okay. So who turned on the ride this Clancy guy?
01:03He must have probably trying to scare us or something
01:06Exactly. Hey, whoa scare you or hurt you. Yeah, it wasn't his fault, right? Yeah, probably try to teach us
01:13a lesson
01:13It was totally his fault. I
01:17Mean it was pretty full-on the way you went Malachi. Yeah, he did jump him. I have seen him
01:21get pretty aggro after a few beers
01:23Yeah, and it really wasn't that bad. You know what we did trespass out
01:27All right, listen listen listen everyone delete any photos from the carnival texts as well tomorrow tomorrow
01:35You go to uni open day like everything's eats wife guys. This is really wrong. Quinny. Were you not listening?
01:39He turned on the ride. We are the victims here
01:41Honestly, he's just lucky that none of us were injured. Otherwise, he would be in huge trouble
01:45Exactly. Yeah, about that actually I think I've dislocated my shoulder. No, it's all right
01:51I need someone to pop it in please. I think that's someone who's not and
02:03Just get underneath it and shove it up. Mm-hmm. Yep one two
02:18Here's the smell of blood still all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand
02:27Okay, you degenerates like even listening to me
02:33Come on people I need feedback I need to make a good impression on lane at open uni day today
02:39who
02:41Lane henson
02:43She selects the ensemble for skoda my entire future rests in her delicate manicured hands. Hopefully
02:50Okay, guys, I don't want to sound like a bitch, but why am I the only one committed to operation
02:54act normal?
02:55I'm so sorry. I'm really out of it. I um
02:58Didn't get any sleep last night thinking about that guy. Look, there's nothing in the news. Okay. No mention of
03:03the carnival
03:04If she was hurt, there would have been a story
03:06Oh, would you like a man is dead?
03:14What?
03:16Where's the head?
03:19The head? What? My head? Why? Here it is! Top my shoulders enjoying this glorious day!
03:26Thank you, Emery
03:28There has been a claim from Saint Bruno's that a group of Hartley High students have stolen a very valuable
03:35bust of their patron saint. That is
03:39Disgraceful, isn't it Darren? Especially since I said there was to be no
03:46Retaliation and yet here we are
03:49Principal McMahon wanted to take the matter to the police, but I have asked that he wait until the end
03:55of the day
03:56Just in case the bust is returned
03:58And if you behave yourselves at the university open day, there should in fact be no further problems
04:08Should there?
04:09No
04:09Should there?
04:11Mm-mm
04:12Should there?
04:19Thanks, miss
04:20Oh my god, we need to take that bust back. We do not want the cops getting involved in this
04:25You said that we did nothing wrong
04:26Yeah, we didn't
04:27But um, who knows how our imperfect justice system will say these things
04:32At a minimum, they could do you for breaking and entering
04:42Must have happened when it fell. We can't take it back like this
04:52Bravo
04:54Oh, you dickheads have really outdone yourselves
04:56Pierce off, Sasha, not now, okay
04:59What were you even gonna do with it?
05:01Nothing
05:02You just stole it? That was the whole revenge plan?
05:08Well, as vice-captain, I do have a duty to tell Woodsy that I've located the missing bust
05:12Here we go
05:14All year you've been yapping on about how being vice-captain makes you all superior
05:19But you know what?
05:20Everyone is just laughing at how lame you are
05:23Lame is a really ableist term, am I really?
05:25Oh god, this is why we don't hang out with you anymore
05:29How have you managed to figure out how to criticize literally everything?
05:36Whatever
05:38Have fun getting busted
05:41Busted
05:42Get it guys
05:44All right
05:45What are we gonna do?
05:47Bus for the uni open day leaves like now
05:50Well, let's just stash it here
05:52We will find the nose, return the bus
05:54But we just have to go to uni open day and act normal
05:57Okay, I need to run my lines
05:59Queenie, can you come with me?
06:00Nah, I need five minutes in the sensory room
06:03Let's go
06:04I gotta take a dump
06:06Ew
06:09This noseless fuck is gonna come back to haunt me
06:12I can feel it
06:13Maybe I can feel it
06:14It's gonna be better
06:16What am I gonna do?
06:18Yes
06:19Mindy, may you talk to me
06:19I'm gonna do what am I gonna do
06:19I'm gonna do what am I gonna do
06:21Possible
06:22Injuries
06:23From falling across
06:26Four meters
06:50Oh
06:51Geez, but jumpy there sparkles
06:55Exams just getting to you
06:58Yeah, something like that
06:59Well, today is your lucky day
07:02For just a small fee, I can connect you to one of our wicked smart year nines, okay?
07:08We stick a bunch of glittery shit to her face
07:11Wheel her into the exam room in your spot
07:14Mark of 95 plus
07:16Or your money back, guaranteed
07:19Okay?
07:22Sorry, who are you?
07:23Aside from your personal saviour, I'm Taz
07:28Taz! You're Woodsy's nurse
07:29The hell? How do you know that?
07:31I'm the school captain, so she confides at me a lot
07:34Hmm
07:35What she told you then?
07:37That you had a lot of issues in New Zealand
07:39That you moved here three weeks ago
07:41And that I should let her know if I hear of you getting up to any trouble
07:46Okay, look
07:48I don't see why my auntie needs to concern herself with my business dealings
07:55So...
07:56Let's say you and I forget we had this little chair
08:02Well, lucky I've got other things to worry about right now
08:06Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
08:08What's the deal with that room?
08:10Oh, it's a space for students with sensory issues
08:14That's funny because I sense I need to be in this room
08:17Well, you can sense by first of all obtaining an access card
08:21And you can do that by having a meeting with Nurse Carol
08:23And then getting a letter from your guardian
08:25Which, in your case, uh...
08:27Woodsy, right?
08:29Quinny, bus is leaving in five
08:31Okay
08:31You two
08:32Without finding somewhere a bit more private to conduct your human biology tutorial
08:36I love you
08:38Now I go down and move
08:40It feels like there ain't nothing to lose
08:43Woodsy, I can never tell your mind
08:50Woodsy, I can never tell your mind
08:51Woodsy, I can't hide your mood
08:56I'm in the street
08:57Oh, hey
09:00You're considering your options outside the tattoo apprenticeship?
09:03Nah, miss, I'm just here for the bloods
09:05Right, okay
09:06Well, bludge or not, I want everyone on their best behaviour
09:08Okay?
09:09I'll be roaming
09:10If you can't find me, look for the sausage sizzle
09:12Take this opportunity
09:14Amory, enjoy the psych talk
09:15Harper, art session is at two
09:17Your future awaits
09:18Not for long
09:20That statue's nose is probably at the carnival right now
09:23Just waiting to be found
09:26Clancy could give it to the cops
09:28Say that he saw some kids fleeing from the scene
09:30Meanwhile, the St. Bruno's principal reports the stolen bus
09:33Which Woodsy?
09:34You know as we took
09:34They join the dots, Noah breaks up with me
09:36And my spectacular future comes crumbling down before my very eyes
09:49I'm losing my goddamn mind here, Harper
09:52Chill, you're just tired
09:55Okay?
09:56Everything will be fine
09:58Okay?
09:59And if it's not
10:00Well at least
10:01I don't have to pay rent in prison
10:04Yeah
10:04That was funny
10:08We'll be okay
10:09Explicably mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him
10:12Welcome to the Skoda drama workshop
10:14Yes
10:14Oh, I'm home
10:15Thanks guys
10:17I thought your mum was lining up to be a carpenter
10:18You know like Jesus or some shit?
10:21She is
10:23Okay, and how does this line up with that?
10:25Girls keep complaining about my performance so
10:28Gotta level up
10:31Oi!
10:31When's your new chapter of Velvet Thrones coming out?
10:34I'm getting blue balls over here
10:35I'm not the one writing that smut
10:37Oh, yeah, right
10:39Wait, you can read?
10:41Okay, welcome
10:42Welcome everyone
10:43We are just about ready to get started
10:44So put your things down
10:46Let's make a circle just in the centre of the space
10:48Yep, in the back everyone
10:49Hey, you all good?
10:51Yep
10:51Yep
10:51I just have to push the last 24 hours out of my mind
10:54And manifest my destiny
10:56Okay
10:57Okay, we are gonna start with a quick warm up
11:01Uh, does everyone know zip-zap-boing?
11:04Yep
11:05Excellent!
11:06Okay, who wants to start us off?
11:09ZAP!
11:11And you said you were trying to do a backflip
11:13Uh huh
11:14Must have been some landing
11:15Oh
11:16Yeah, judges only gave me a four
11:18Can you believe it?
11:20I'd like to get some imaging to assess the damage
11:23I see you were in about 18 months ago for a shoulder complaint?
11:26Oh, that was- that was a totally different thing
11:28He was assaulted by a police officer
11:30Mum
11:31I still regret not reporting that bastard
11:32Oh, can he-
11:33Oh, can you not mum?
11:35Please
11:35There's a way for scans
11:37We'll get you something for the pain
11:38Yep
11:40Yes
11:45Yeah, dad's gonna pay full fee anyway
11:47So, you know how it is
11:48Alright lads, catch you later
11:51Oh
11:56Jumpy much?
11:56Sorry, I didn't get much sleep last night
11:58I'm a little wired
11:59I'm late figuring out where to stash the St. Bruno statue that you stole
12:02No idea what you're talking about
12:04Nah, fair play St. Link
12:05It's a good gap
12:06Our principal is pierced
12:08Did she stutter? We didn't take your stupid statue
12:10Anne-Marie
12:11It's cool
12:12We think it's funny, we all think it's funny
12:14Hilarious
12:14Okay, great
12:15Um, but we didn't do it
12:18Okay
12:19Yeah
12:20You sure you're okay?
12:21Yep
12:22Yeah
12:22Just tired
12:24Um
12:25I'll text you
12:27Yeah
12:29Hop up
12:31Go get some career advice
12:35Ah
12:35Don't be a dick
12:47Excess card
12:48Excess card
12:49Excess card
12:57Excess card
12:58Bingo
13:01Hey, there she is
13:03New kid on the block
13:04Taking names
13:06Kicking goals
13:08Er
13:08You left your lunch on the counter this morning, so
13:11Oh, thank you
13:13Thank you
13:13You're welcome
13:15So, what's good?
13:17Settling in alright, Paimana?
13:19I don't know, Aunty
13:20Why don't you ask your little spy?
13:22The school captain
13:23Who?
13:24Quinny?
13:25Yeah
13:25No
13:26No, I just thought, you know, she could show you around and give you the DL on the skibbidi
13:33I'm not sure if I'm saying that properly, but
13:35Hey, if you really want to help me, just stop telling you about me related
13:39And it's Taz
13:41And it's Taz
13:41Mapaimana
13:43Yeah, sure
13:45Taz
13:47Yeah
13:48Okay, well, I'll see you later
13:50Okay
13:51At home, Taz
13:52I mean, keep that on the down low
13:54Coach, what's your problem?
13:57Give me your lunch
13:58Stay away from me
13:59Hey
14:01Oi
14:01I'm taking your lunch
14:03Does that happen often?
14:06Here, have mine
14:08Thanks
14:09Happy to help
14:13Arie Jennings
14:17But, uh, listen, Arie
14:19There is something you could do for me to return the favour
14:24And
14:25Make a lot of money in the process
14:29I'm telling you, the new chapter's out
14:31I'm on it
14:31Writing, narrative
14:32I know
14:34Here we go
14:34Yes!
14:35Yes!
14:38The Queen couldn't help but moan as she felt Davina's eyes devour her body
14:43From the lift
14:44Oh my god, the drink is so hot
14:45I just found this
14:45Scary
14:46I love how it froze
14:48I've been amazing all night
14:51I've been amazing all night
14:53As the Queen emerged from the lake
14:58Her naked body glistening in the moonlight
15:02She realised that the mage had cast a vanishing spell
15:07Wish I could cast a vanishing spell on your pants right now
15:14Oi
15:16I saw Miss Oba telling you off earlier
15:19What if I told you I had a solution to your little problem?
15:22A place where you could both be alone with your velvet thrones
15:28Far away from the prying eyes of teachers
15:33I'm like feeling these
15:34Oh yeah
15:35Oh yeah
15:39Ooh
15:40Ooh
15:41Ooh
15:41As A
15:59Oh yeah
16:00Oh yeah
16:03hot activist girlies we bust into factory farms and liberate the animals and then
16:08we hook up afterwards kind of like a polycule situation oh
16:16i i i yes yes i want to be a hag hot
16:26sign up here oh my gosh you have no idea how refreshing it is to finally be surrounded by
16:33like-minded individuals i mean the sheep who at my school they don't give a shit about anything
16:38other than themselves people are the worst right um but not that i'm gonna let that stop me um
16:45right now i'm writing an expose on this dude who makes weinstein look like a saint and i mean this
16:51guy is an actual 11th century saint i mean that the church never acknowledged that are you wearing
16:57ache by andre yeah you know they test on animals right
17:09it was a free sample come back when you're ready to live your truth not just speak it
17:25hiding out with the animals huh i know that man turned on the riot but he was only there because
17:30of us plans he's indestructible one time half the haunted house came down on him because he was too
17:35wasted to sandbag it how come you're not looking around i uh doubt i'll even get in after my trial
17:47results yeah well they're still the real exams yeah em's on a mission to help me cram
17:56sam's a stupid way to measure someone's intelligence
18:00says the girl whose marks landed her a scholarship shortlist
18:07besides you're more ready for the real world than any of us
18:34i hope malachi's okay shoulder look pretty bad eh yeah well that's why i didn't get up on that
18:39then wait that was a lot last night you stress too much
18:48the course covers areas such as behavioral neuroscience social psych personality theory
18:55relationship therapy abnormal brain behavior it's a great career path for your future if you're
19:00interested in going to jail with all your friends it's hard work the degree can be a real ride
19:09a lot of people get hit hard by the guilt it eats away at them you did this amory your
19:16future is
19:16bust get it can you still study psychology if you have a criminal record uh yes you can um it
19:25might
19:26affect your ability to practice though okay as i was saying one more thing um do you think that you
19:32would get a criminal record for something like say trespassing if it led to someone being injured
19:39um i'm not an expert in criminal law but it seems likely yes okay whoa what if it was like
19:48a
19:49like an oopsie whoopsie uh-huh yes i would say even if it's an oopsie whoopsie sorry i'm not really
19:57sure how this is related but if you had planned a whole future with someone and then they stuffed it
20:00up would you break up with them what's your name do you what oh never mind sorry um proceed thank
20:13you for
20:14the uh truly it's just riveting right your wrongs only then will you be free no no no no i'm
20:26fine i'm
20:26fine i'm fine this is this is just sleep deprivation time is slipping through your fingers amory
20:33you're going to hell how long before everybody knows what you did
20:43are you all right you look a little bit deranged yeah yeah i'm fine at least one of us is
20:49malachi just
20:50called it turns out his shoulders worse than we thought he's at st vincent's waiting on scans
20:54what do you tell the doctors missy i don't know
20:59i gotta go i gotta go
21:05pops we're going back to the carnival and we are getting that goddamn nose back right now
21:11interesting and how did that make you feel i told her it was a terrible idea but she insisted i
21:18just
21:18wanted to have a nice night out but a circus i mean doctor you know my issue you mean your
21:24fear of clowns
21:28it's not a fear it's a kink okay if i can't call my wife mr giggles and honk her nose
21:37while i'm making
21:37love to her then what's the point and scene
21:45thank you all for such committed improv why do you have to make it a weird sex thing it's called
21:52yes and
21:53go finger a unicorn or something okay let's move on to audition prep work if anyone's brave enough to
22:00share
22:03i'll go
22:07okay darren since you're up there let's see what you've got
22:30here's the smell of blood still all the perfumes of arabia will not sweeten this little hand
22:38wash your hands king put on your night gown look not so pale
22:41come come come come give me your hand what's done cannot be undone to bed to bed
23:05lovely uh who wants to share next come on guys it's what it's all about gotta get up have a
23:12go
23:22hey um we heard you might be able to help us out you want to book the root room yes
23:28please madeline's
23:30been reading velvet thrones okay i can squeeze you guys in at 2pm yeah 30 bucks paid up front
23:37oh plus that lemonade thank you um amelia said it was 20. well maybe amelia needs a lesson on supply
23:46and demand economics because there's a lot of horny thrones fans in need of some privacy now
23:50do you want it or not yeah you know i hope for your girlfriend's sake you're a bit more assertive
24:03in the bedroom
24:04i did
24:39We're trying to, like, free as many of the poor creatures as possible.
24:42It's, like, really rewarding and hot.
24:45Eat pussy, not animals!
24:48Eat pussy, not animals!
24:51Eat pussy, not animals!
24:53Oh, I did it, I freed her!
24:55Come on, I did it, I did it!
25:00Chook, chook, chook, chook, chook!
25:02It's okay, it's okay, come on!
25:04Chook, chook, chook, chook, chook, chook!
25:05We rescued that chicken.
25:06The Vet Science Club was looking after her while she was waiting to be rehomed.
25:10Oh, it's okay, I've got her.
25:12Wow, you're a natural.
25:14Have you ever considered joining Hacks?
25:16No.
25:17Oh, come on, come on!
25:19I'm just living my truth!
25:21No, I was just living my truth!
25:24Come on, I'm sorry, she's actually with us.
25:25Oh, you can take her?
25:26Yes, I'm sorry, so thank you for your understanding.
25:31Okay.
25:35Don't you listen to serial killer podcasts for attending to the scene of the crime?
25:39It's how they always get caught.
25:44Okay, well, if the nose broke when the bus fell, then it probably, uh, bounced off, like,
25:50that part of the ride, and the lantern may be, uh...
25:55Um, this is pointless.
25:56We're never going to find a tiny piece of rock.
25:59Whoa!
26:00Hey, little lady!
26:01Oh, it was closed!
26:03Uh, yeah, the, uh, the gate was open.
26:06I, I lost my bag yesterday.
26:08I think I might have left it somewhere around here.
26:11Well, you'll need to go speak to the owner about that.
26:13This area's a no-go zone while we're investigating.
26:16Investigating?
26:17What happened?
26:18That's what we're trying to ascertain.
26:20We're not all liberty to say.
26:22But, pfft, no-one died or anything, right?
26:25Actually, yeah, someone ended up in St. Vincent's.
26:28Oh, my God, who?
26:29Derek?
26:30What?
26:31We can't really talk about an ongoing investigation.
26:34Yeah, of course.
26:36Um...
26:36Derek shouldn't have disclosed that piece of information to you,
26:39and frankly, it's beside the point.
26:41It's important for us to assess all allies that play thoroughly and objectively.
26:47There's no place to work in the world how we do it.
26:49No, of course.
26:50Yeah, no worries.
26:52Um...
26:53I'll leave you guys to it.
26:54Thanks.
27:04Fuck!
27:04Fuck!
27:05I got it!
27:06I got it!
27:07Oh, my God!
27:08You should have seen me!
27:09I was like, fucking Spider-Man, seriously.
27:11He was like...
27:12Um, um, um, um, um...
27:15Those Work Watch guys said that Clancy's in the hospital.
27:18Yeah, it's probably just spreading the wrist or something.
27:20Harps!
27:21We got the nose!
27:22No-one's dead!
27:23This is a win!
27:24You said Malachi's at St. Vincent's?
27:26Yeah, why?
27:29Shit!
27:32It's like the fairy queen.
27:34Oh, yeah!
27:35The bell has gone. Why are we standing around?
27:41Hey, keep it down in there.
27:43What are you two doing, loitering around?
27:45Wait, I said keep it down.
27:50Go red, go red.
27:53Shh.
27:55Hi, my man.
27:56Hi, Auntie.
27:58Hi. Why aren't you in class?
28:01Um, I got my period.
28:03Your period?
28:04Yeah.
28:04Right.
28:05Just, I thought you got that last week.
28:08Remember when you raided all my pads and used my $90 anti-aging serum to shave your legs while you
28:15were at it?
28:16Anyway, um, off to class you go.
28:18No, wait, wait, wait.
28:20What are you doing?
28:22What's going on?
28:23Um, I'm really thirsty.
28:27Okay, well, get a drink on your way to class.
28:30Mm-hmm.
28:31Mm-hmm.
28:31Wh-what are you doing?
28:35I don't know.
28:35What am I doing?
28:37Tess?
28:38I'm really thirsty, actually.
28:40Don't you dare!
28:41Shut up!
28:44Ow!
28:47My office!
28:49Now!
28:55Oh, shit!
28:56Let's go!
29:00Well, thank you all for participating with such openness, and, uh, I look forward to seeing many of you at
29:06auditions soon.
29:08Thanks, guys.
29:14Um, so you guys have fun.
29:17Thank you, Lane.
29:18Truly love you.
29:23Uh, Lane?
29:25Darren, what can I do for you?
29:28Um, I wanted to see if you had any notes about my monologue.
29:32I kind of got the feeling you weren't vibing my performance.
29:40You know, it's...
29:41It's funny you use that word.
29:45Performance.
29:46Because, honestly, that's what I felt like I was watching.
29:49A performance.
29:50A persona.
29:52Something tells me it's one you might have been playing for quite some time.
29:57I think I was just trying to play to my strengths.
30:01Yeah.
30:01There's a difference between playing to your strengths and playing it safe.
30:05You know, chasing a laugh, it's easy.
30:07But it's also a type of armour, a way of protecting yourself.
30:11From what?
30:12You tell me.
30:16The stage is yours to really show the world who you are.
30:19What do you want them to see?
30:48You look ridiculous.
30:50Clancy got a good look at me too.
30:51I'm not taking any chances.
30:53I can't believe you can pull this off.
30:58Malachi!
31:01You came to see me.
31:03Why didn't you pick up your phone?
31:05My nipples feel weird.
31:09Shit.
31:10He's high on painkillers.
31:12Okay, you need to come with us.
31:13Well, I'm just making a tea.
31:15Are you crazy?
31:16Get this off.
31:17Hey, that's my happy bracelet.
31:19Listen, okay?
31:21Clancy is in this hospital.
31:22He might recognise us, so we need to stay out of sight.
31:24Where's Clancy?
31:27Papa?
31:29Jackie.
31:31What are you doing here?
31:34Clancy had a bit of an accident last night.
31:37Oh, my God.
31:37Is he all right?
31:38What are you doing here?
31:40I'm, I'm, I'm, I just came to visit a friend.
31:45Carnival's going to be closed for a while, love.
31:47That reminds me, I've got to let the casuals know.
31:50Well, would you like me to do that?
31:52Would you?
31:53Yeah.
31:53That'd be a huge help.
31:55I've got their numbers in my phone.
31:57It's back in the room.
31:58Oh, oh, yeah.
31:59Um, oh, why don't you guys go back to the room and, and I'll meet you there later?
32:04Do you want a tea for us?
32:06We're just down this way, love.
32:09Papa wants one.
32:27I won't be a sick, love.
32:50He's dying.
32:52He's dying.
32:53Really?
32:5350 cc's of medicine.
32:55Oh, my God.
32:56Claire.
32:57Oh, oh, oh, we're losing him.
32:59Come on, you bastard.
33:01Don't you die on me.
33:03I thought your bones would be strung from all that Swiss cheese.
33:07Hey, at least you have a story to tell your mates when you get back.
33:10That pretty painful flight home, though.
33:13Oh, I'm sorry, home?
33:14Really?
33:15Oh, yeah.
33:18Oh, I mean, I'm happier there than I ever was here, so.
33:23Okay, ouch.
33:24Now, well, no one knew me there.
33:25Yeah, I could just, I don't know, I could be whoever I wanted to be.
33:29Who was that?
33:32Come on, you don't ever think about what you left behind here?
33:39Yeah, not really.
33:41Right, this place is cursed.
33:43I've been here for five minutes and I'm in hospital.
33:45Yeah, but, I mean, it wasn't this place that made you come to the carnival or climb the
33:49ride.
33:49Yeah.
33:51But you know what I mean.
33:56It's being around you.
33:57It just sort of, it creates chaos for me.
34:00Really?
34:01Is that what you wrote in your mystery letter?
34:04How I'm responsible for everything wrong in your life.
34:07God.
34:08Don't, don't, don't do that.
34:10Don't just stretch up the paths.
34:11Like, I'm a different person now.
34:12Yeah, so you keep saying.
34:25Cool, um, well, if I don't see you before you go, have a great life being your amazing
34:29new self.
34:45Clancy is in a fucking coma.
34:48Are you sure?
34:49Yes, I'm sure.
34:52Oh, shit, okay.
34:54You just go take care of the statue.
34:56I'm going to stay here for a little bit.
34:58I'll call you later.
35:02Okay.
35:05Okay.
35:10Hi.
35:11Um, I've let everyone on the roster know.
35:14Is there anything else I can do?
35:16Oh, I mean, it's, um, actually, me and mum didn't have a chance to grab anything before
35:22we came.
35:23A few supplies would be good.
35:25Yeah.
35:25Just tell me what you need.
35:28I mean, um, how is he?
35:33Not good.
35:34Only got himself to blame, though.
35:36Yeah.
35:40Okay.
35:44Okay.
35:49I can't see.
35:49Okay.
35:50I can't see.
35:51I can't see.
35:55I don't need it.
35:57I can't see.
35:58I can't see you.
36:02Yeah, I can see you.
36:08Roy, what are you in for?
36:12Stripping down to my undies and stealing a chicken.
36:16No way!
36:18Same!
36:24Care to elaborate?
36:27Are now my former friends ditched me because I have principles?
36:30No, not really.
36:33What are you in for?
36:34Well, I sprayed lemonade at Woodsy.
36:38Okay, why?
36:40To prevent her from finding out I'm renting out the sensory room for students to have sex in.
36:46See, it's actually really problematic for you to be misusing a space specifically designed for neurodivergent people.
36:52Ugh!
36:55Okay, I see why your friends don't want you around.
37:05But also, screw friends.
37:09Better off without him.
37:11Trust me.
37:12Yeah, that sounds kind of tragic.
37:15Now, what's tragic is that I miss seeing you in your undies.
37:19I have a feeling I would have really liked it.
37:24All I know.
37:26I've got to be with you.
37:29No reason not to be next to you.
37:33You're next to me.
37:35Hold on you.
37:37Yeah, hold on me.
37:39Time again.
37:40Here's the smell of blood.
37:41Still, all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.
37:46The Thane of Fife had a wife.
37:48Blah, blah, blah.
37:48You get the picture.
37:49So?
37:50It was great.
37:51It was very Darren.
37:52But that's the problem.
37:54She said I'm a caricature.
37:55I don't think that's what she said.
37:57She said I use armor.
38:00Whatever that means.
38:01I don't know.
38:01Can't you just like, you know, do it more proofful or something?
38:07Wow.
38:07Thanks, Donate Slasky.
38:08If I knew how to do that, I'd be doing it.
38:09But I don't because I'm shit.
38:12You could try a different monologue.
38:14There's no time.
38:18That's it.
38:19I'm not doing the audition.
38:20No, no, come on.
38:22You clearly don't know what I'm doing and I'm not good enough.
38:24No, no, no, no, no.
38:26It's fine.
38:28That dream is over.
38:34Now that was a little hammy.
38:41Hey.
38:44You okay?
38:45Sounded weird on the phone.
38:52Hey.
38:54What is it?
38:55What's going on?
38:58Hmm?
39:03Noah, I need to tell you something.
39:07I messed up really, really bad.
39:13Shit.
39:17I know it.
39:19You knew what?
39:20You weren't replying to my messages last night.
39:24You were acting weird at the uni.
39:28I just...
39:31I had a feeling.
39:33That I stole your school statue and put someone in a coma with it?
39:40What?
39:41What are you talking about?
39:43Scans show a ligament tear.
39:45Fortunately, it's minor.
39:47What?
39:48So no surgery then?
39:49A month in the sling should do the trick and give time for your ribs to fully recover.
39:54Yeah, great.
39:54Easy.
39:55Hold up, son.
39:56What about travel?
39:58Like a long-haul flight to Geneva?
40:00Well, there's a chance of DVT and it could be very painful.
40:04Yeah, but like, I'm young and fit and stuff, so...
40:06It's just about gauging the risks you're willing to take.
40:10Well, I'm not willing to take any.
40:12We're staying put until you're better.
40:15Mum, I can handle it.
40:17No, Kai.
40:18Decision made.
40:20Thanks, Tom.
40:26You'll be right.
40:27Yeah.
40:31So Malachi was at the carnival.
40:33Why didn't you tell me he was back?
40:35Because I didn't know until he showed up at the carnival.
40:37You know we didn't keep in touch.
40:40Noah.
40:42There is nothing going on between me and Malachi anymore.
40:47Okay.
40:49Yeah, I believe you.
40:50Okay.
40:53And what about the other thing?
40:55Do you think I should just go to the cops about the brain?
41:00It's up to you.
41:01It just might complicate things.
41:04You know, I hope the guy's okay and everything, but...
41:07Why risk your future over something that wasn't your fault?
41:11Yeah?
41:13Thank you for being so amazing.
41:18Love you.
41:24No.
41:26Spit.
41:39All right.
41:40Let's save me for a...
41:42...nose job.
41:49Yeah.
41:50Yeah.
42:07So long, you old bastard.
42:24But why would Clancy turn on a ride in the middle of the night?
42:27The amount of times he's gotten wasted on stupid shit.
42:29You're one to talk outrage until after one, three hours I was trying to get a hold of you last
42:33night.
42:36Listen, I know what I saw.
42:38That ride was already on when I saw him running towards...
42:40So that's what? What? What are you saying, Mum?
42:43Someone else turned on the ride.
42:52The bus is officially back where it belongs, and we are free and in the clear, baby.
43:03Clancy didn't turn on the ride.
43:07What? No, that's...
43:09That's not possible, Harps. He had to have done it.
43:12And it was one of us.
43:15One of us put him in the hospital.
43:21One of us...
43:25One of us...
43:27One of us put him in the hospital.
43:29One of us put him in the hospital.
43:33He became a bitch's normal.
43:34That's...
43:34He пос der.
43:34One of us put him in my head.
43:50He was having a dream.
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