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00:00Let's start with some of the best comedians
00:02the funniest comedy reality show here in the Philippines.
00:05Last one laughing, Philippines!
00:09Ten of countries' best comedians
00:11are being part of Riot 10
00:14for one ultimate mission,
00:16to make each other laugh.
00:19They are the most important things
00:20and they are happy
00:21because they are the reason
00:22for their lives.
00:27And now, the end is near.
00:30And so, I face the final two
00:32sa last hour.
00:34Sino kaya kina-Chad at Gerald
00:35ang uwing milyonaryo?
00:37And becoming the first,
00:38last one laughing, Philippines!
00:41One million pesos!
00:56Pepe, mag-stay ka muna.
00:58Aba!
00:59So, pwede na akong tumawa?
01:01Oh, pwede ka nang tumawa.
01:03Oh!
01:03Ikaw na ang magpapatawa.
01:05So, magsistay ka ba rito a little bit more
01:08para patawanin tong dalawa.
01:10At kung pinang mapapatawa mo,
01:11bibit-bitin natin palabas
01:12at yung matitira,
01:14mag-uwi ng one billion pesos na siya
01:16ang last one laughing!
01:18Nung sinabi ni Meme na Pepe,
01:21bibigyan ko siya ng pagkakataon.
01:23After nun, masaya na ako.
01:24Madali sa akin i-let go yung premyo.
01:27Ang pinaka-premio sa akin,
01:29yung mapaligaya ko kung sino mang nanonood.
01:31Sino ang last one laughing?
01:34Let's see!
01:41Let's go, Pepe.
01:44Hello, po.
01:47Ako po si Mon Mon.
01:50Ah, bali po,
01:52para po sa performance ito,
01:54apat na po kaming nag-sanib pwersa
01:57sa katawan ni Kuya Pepe
01:59para po mag-perform ng isang aria.
02:02Tapos, ito po yung swimming pool ko.
02:05Dito po magpa-perform
02:07si Chupanoni,
02:09yung classical singer.
02:11Kung pwede po,
02:12kuha kayo ng mga silya.
02:14Tapos, dito po kayong dalawa.
02:16Kasama po kayo sa performance.
02:19Ah, magbobocalize po muna sila.
02:26Fluff Ronnie!
02:28Fluff Ronnie!
02:31Fluff Ronnie!
02:33Fluff Ronnie!
02:36Fluff Ronnie!
02:38Fluff Ronnie!
02:38Fluff Ronnie!
02:40Fluff Ronnie!
02:40Fluff Ronnie!
02:40Of course, laki ako na-amaze sa talent ni Pepe.
02:43All the time.
02:44Fluff Ronnie!
02:45Fluff Ronnie!
02:50Fluff Ronnie!
02:51Tarantado talaga si Pepe Herrera.
02:53Karabi.
02:55Maestro.
03:00Wow!
03:04Siadaya!
03:08Kunda da'y Santa namaya!
03:16Malatiti kalatiti malatiti mo!
03:20Oh, sandal na baot sinas.
03:32Baka siya, tira.
03:37Baka siya, tira.
03:38Baka siya, tira ba?
03:42Baka siya, tira ba?
03:43Baka siya, tira ba?
03:46Baka!
03:46Baka siya, tira ba?
03:48Kung tingnan akong malunod, eh,
03:50nang hindi ako nakalubog sa tubig, ah.
03:54Nabibila ako ka na siya!
03:56Oh, shit!
03:59Kung hinagis nila yung buong timba, tumitirik pa yung mata ko,
04:03akala ko timba yung hinagis talaga yung tubig.
04:06Ganon kalakas yung puwersa.
04:08Ati, sinita, eh.
04:09I'm really sorry. I think you deserve it.
04:14I'm gonna pair it.
04:14Sati!
04:19Ski!
04:20Hiii!
04:24Y'y ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri
04:28ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri
04:29ri ri ri NE Perrierto de si
04:41One role.
04:42You.
04:42You.
04:43I'm amazed.
04:44Because Pepe is one of the best, actually, in the industry.
04:49There are times when we didn't see him in the industry,
04:51but it's different.
04:52It's different.
04:53It's different.
04:54It's hard.
04:55It's hard.
04:55It's hard.
04:56It doesn't know.
04:57The respect, right?
04:59You give Pepe the respect after.
05:13Oh, my gosh.
05:15Ba't yung binalik si Teetay?
05:17Oh!
05:18Yeah!
05:19Players!
05:21Malakwakan parang masaya!
05:23Galamanan!
05:25Eh, yung umikot ulit.
05:26Umikot ulit.
05:27Umikot ulit.
05:27Nagbabasa ulit.
05:33Day one si Teetay.
05:35Nawala yung props niya dahil nakakatawa.
05:40Huwag niyo akong iwanan dito.
05:44Huwag ka na ako!
05:46Huwag ka na ako!
05:47Huwag ka na ako!
05:47Huwag ka na ako!
05:47Ayan.
05:48Nawala yung totoo mong host, Day.
05:50Hindi sila nag-aabot.
05:51Sandali!
05:52Oh!
05:54Bakawalan niyo ako dito.
05:56Binalabas ulit si Teetay.
05:57Alam kong weakness ni Chad yun.
06:01Ah!
06:03Putaki na!
06:05Alam niya!
06:07Kino ka ba?
06:09Hello, players!
06:12It's such a beautiful day today!
06:15Ang galing!
06:16Isip-isip ko lang ha, congrats, Gerald.
06:18Kasi sa habi ko, is this the end?
06:20Is this the end?
06:21Is this the end?
06:22I think that's the end.
06:24Maglalaro tayo ng game!
06:27Woo!
06:29Ay, nakakatawa yun.
06:30Sabi ko, alam kong playtime to.
06:31For sure, may mapapatawa ka.
06:32The interaction between Meggie, tapos may mga punchlines.
06:36I'm trying to get my soul back.
06:38Dahil feeling ko, bibigay ako.
06:39Kaya sabi ko, relax.
06:41Maglalaro tayo ng...
06:43Guys!
06:44Gay ka na ba?
06:45Gay na!
06:46Let's go!
06:47Pwesto na tayo!
06:49Kuya Boy!
06:50MJ!
06:51Of course, palakpakan natin ang pabakat ng mabalakat!
06:55Gerald Napoli!
06:56Yes!
06:58And of course, ang pabuking ng kamuning.
07:02Chad!
07:03Chad Cheney!
07:05Okay, ganito ang our game.
07:07It's so...
07:08Ba't ba ganon ka na ganon?
07:10Parang wala kang buto sa kalahapi.
07:14Okay, tulungan niya ko nawawala yung buto ko sa lieg.
07:18Kunti na lang.
07:19Nung gumaganon si Tetay.
07:22Yung parang aso sa taxi.
07:24My gosh.
07:26Kailangan ko mag-meditate.
07:27Chill!
07:28Eto na yun!
07:29Hey!
07:30Tapos!
07:31Ang bigat ng ulo mo.
07:33Sobra!
07:34Okay.
07:35Players, gay ka na ba?
07:36Gay na!
07:37Kamay si Deb Deb.
07:39Nang katabi.
07:41Alam mo, Jay.
07:42Ang ganda ng Deb Deb mo.
07:45Question number one.
07:46Let's go!
07:47Kaninong abs ito?
07:49A. Pepe Herrera.
07:51B. Victoria Anastasio.
07:53Letter C.
07:54Gerald Napoles.
07:56Or letter D.
07:57Divine Tetay.
07:58Yes, Negi!
07:59You went for sino!
08:00Divine Tetay.
08:01Sure ka na ba?
08:02Sure na!
08:03Sure?
08:04Sure!
08:05Let's show the answer.
08:06Letter D ba?
08:08May tama ka!
08:10Oh my God!
08:12Yes!
08:12Question number two kami si Deb Deb.
08:14Let's play.
08:14Ilang Pinay na ang nanalong Miss Universe?
08:17Letter A.
08:18Isa.
08:20B.
08:21Dalawa.
08:22C.
08:22Tatlo.
08:23Or D.
08:24Apat!
08:24Yes, boy!
08:26Apat?
08:29Para may palakari ito.
08:31Boy, alam mo, nandito ako nakatayo.
08:33Pero umay naman kayong utot mo.
08:35Tapos si Jason,
08:36kaya niya kontrolin pala utot niya.
08:38Tapos yung utot na, yung parang basa.
08:43Tain-tain ako eh.
08:45Let's check the answer.
08:46Apat, tama ba?
08:49Boy!
08:49Uy!
08:50Uy!
08:51Tain ako!
08:53Boy, may tama!
08:54Uy, umano naman kayo?
08:56Wala kayong...
08:56Okay.
08:57So, sinong pinakamaraming nasagot sa inyo?
09:00Parehas kami ni Tito Boy.
09:01Okay.
09:02So, since pareho kay ni Tito Boy,
09:04maghahug kayo.
09:05Ako kayong...
09:07Okay.
09:08So, since dalawa kayong naiwan ni Chad and Gerald,
09:11magkikiss kayo.
09:14Oh!
09:15Oh, my God!
09:15Ang sarap!
09:17Krabi yung gipit nitong dalawang to.
09:19Hindi, sige.
09:19Ibigayin natin kung aning gusto nila.
09:22Good luck, guys!
09:23Good luck, guys!
09:24Guys, gay ka na ba?
09:26Gay na!
09:28Let's go!
09:28Let's go!
09:30Gay na!
09:31Ang hirap nilang patawanin parehas.
09:34Bago yung presto pala rito, ano?
09:36Mama yung kamay ko!
09:39Ay!
09:40May debutante!
09:42Ooh!
09:45Ang cute ni Kim.
09:47Ang ganda ng gown niya.
09:49Sobrang masaya ko.
09:50Kasi ang dalawang natira
09:52ay sobrang lapit sa puso ko.
09:55Why is this kind of heartwarming?
09:57Parang natatouch ako sa kanilang tatlo.
09:59Kasi close yung tatlo na yan eh.
10:01Gusto kong gamitin ang platform na ito
10:05para i-share kung ano ba talaga
10:08ang nilalaman ng aking puso.
10:10Very good.
10:14Oh!
10:39Oh!
10:40Oh!
10:40Oh!
10:40Okay lang naman sakin.
10:44Kaya kong tiisin.
10:45Mahal na mahal ko siya kahit
10:51makapal ang kanya.
10:58Burnik!
11:02Burnik! Burnik! Burnik! Burnik!
11:08Burnik! Burnik! Burnik!
11:20Burnik! Burnik!
11:26Pag nagtatalikot siya
11:29tila may nakabukol
11:32Akala tuloy ng iba
11:35May tayo siya sa buwek
11:39Baby!
11:40May tayo ka sa buwek!
11:47Burnik!
11:48It...
11:48Morning!
11:50Morning!
11:50Morning!
11:50Ayan!
11:51Kailangan mag-break eh!
12:03huwag lang akong masasamin
12:06Pag nakasubsob sa'yo
12:13Pwede
12:19Bravo! Bravo!
12:25Parang naging may pagka-dramatic na nga yung part kong yun.
12:29Pareho silang muntik na.
12:31Personal yun, ha?
12:32Kasi nakita na niya yung burnik ko, eh.
12:35Okay lang sa'kin kahit ano yung lyrics.
12:36Kasi ang ganda ng boses niya, eh.
12:38Ang pinainal ko na lang nun, inggit ko
12:40Dahil wala akong joke.
12:42Galingan yung pareho.
12:44Oo sa'yo talaga to.
12:45I love you both so much!
12:48Gerald and Chad!
12:50Hi! Hello!
12:52We started with Riot 10.
12:55Now,
12:56we only have Riot 2
12:58left.
13:00So kailangan na natin simulan ng head-to-head ninyong dalawa.
13:07Sikat noon pa man hanggang ngayon.
13:10Jacket Boy.
13:11Oh, okay.
13:12Kailangan magpauso kayo
13:14ng bala ninyo na tatalo
13:17sa bala ng kalaban ninyo.
13:19Are you guys ready?
13:21Ready!
13:22Head-to-head na to!
13:23Bato, bato!
13:24Ano yan?
13:26Ano yan?
13:26Sex mom dancer, hinahagis.
13:28Oh!
13:29Sex mom dancer, hinahagis.
13:31Oh!
13:32Talo yan dito.
13:32Ano ba yan?
13:33Mga pako sa stage.
13:35Oh!
13:36Dito siya babagsaki.
13:38Wala.
13:39Patay, di ba?
13:40Game.
13:41Siya pa.
13:41Bato, bato!
13:43Pick!
13:44Oh!
13:44Ano yan?
13:45Pating, padaib na.
13:46Oh!
13:47Talo ka dito.
13:48Ano yan?
13:50Malaking, malaking...
13:51Alimasag!
13:52Taloy yan.
13:53Kakainin lang yan.
13:54Iipitin yan.
13:55Iipitin yan.
13:57Iipitin yan.
13:58Iipitin yan.
13:59Paano kakainin ng alimasag yung pating?
14:01Paano kakainin ng alimasag yung pating?
14:03Ganyan.
14:03Oh!
14:05Yung alimasag.
14:06Ganyan.
14:06Oh!
14:07Tapos, nasa lupa ako.
14:09Oh, sige.
14:09Lapit ka.
14:11Lulapit.
14:11Matalino yung pating.
14:12Bobo ka pala eh.
14:13Eh, wala.
14:14Hindi ka makakapunta sa akin.
14:15Oh, lalaban yung pating.
14:16Kakainin ng alimasag.
14:18Oh!
14:18Kakainin.
14:20Kakainin.
14:20Oh!
14:21Oh!
14:23Oh!
14:24Next! Anong next?
14:24Anong next?
14:26Bato!
14:26Bato!
14:28Ano yan?
14:29Mama mo.
14:30Mama ko?
14:31Hmm.
14:33Ito.
14:33Ano yan?
14:36Mama mo din?
14:37Hmm.
14:38Mama na lang tayo.
14:39Tabla, tabla.
14:40Oh, tabla.
14:43Mama mo rin?
14:44So, wala na yan.
14:46Dundun na kami.
14:47Sabaw na, sabaw na, sabaw na ako dyan.
14:49Walang wala na ako maiisip.
14:51Hindi ko na kayang ibatopak.
14:52So, kahit ano na lang lumabas, go na lang.
14:54Talo ko!
14:55Ha!
14:56Hiningan mo ako eh.
14:57Buob.
14:58Buob.
14:59Buobo.
14:59Buobo na po na kapoy si Gadsira, di ba?
15:01Ha!
15:02Totoo yung sinabi ni Pepe.
15:04Hindi, Pepe.
15:05Ano ba lang yun?
15:05Diba yun?
15:06Butang ina-chad.
15:07Totoo gago.
15:10Wala pala nasusuka si Pepe.
15:15Pwede kang masuka.
15:16Offensive nga eh.
15:21Para siyang kumain ng bawang at sibuyas ng isang linggo na yun lang.
15:26Ha!
15:29Minsan, nasakit mo na rin kausap eh.
15:34Kagi, hindi totoo yun.
15:36Okay, may next game pa ako.
15:38Dito sa Ihip Hooray,
15:40kailangang hipan ang tenga ng isa't isa para subukang mapatawa.
15:46Huw!
15:49Huw!
15:49Yee!
15:51Ang tangin na, Chad.
15:53Naamuy ko pa rin.
15:56Ang baaw talaga.
15:57Girl, ang baaw talaga.
16:00That's a killer for me.
16:01Kasi pag hinihipan ako sa tenga,
16:03ang lakas ang halitig ko sa tenga.
16:04Kailang kaya matatapos?
16:05Sabi ko, sana ilang rounds lang to.
16:13Yung ikaw ang huminga, pero ikaw ang nasuka.
16:17Okay, itikin na natin ang game na yan.
16:19Parang hindi pa rin ka nag-i-enjoy.
16:20I just want you guys to enjoy.
16:22Pero baka sa susunod, sa susunod nating game, mag-enjoy na kayo.
16:26Nalulus Valdez na ang hope ko sa top two.
16:28Kaya naman, oras na siguro para ilabas ang mga huling alas
16:32at simulan natin sa Movie Lines with Water,
16:35kung saan, kailangan nilang magbitaw ng mga sikat na linya sa movies
16:39habang puno ng tubig ang mga bibig.
16:51Si Chad, umuha ka siya.
16:52Sabi niya.
16:53Opo.
16:54Nag-agree.
16:55Opo, sige po.
16:57Halusin natin.
16:57Okay, okay.
17:02Un-deserved.
17:04Un-deserved.
17:05Reason.
17:07Oh.
17:08Pfff.
17:09Huw.
17:12Next.
17:14Look at...
17:15...tryo!
17:16...tryo!
17:17Iniwan!
17:22Yung nainis ako diya, yung pinaka natatunda ko diyan nung nainis ako,
17:26Si Gerald nakakuha ng sobrang habang habang line.
17:28Sobrang habang nung line niya.
17:30Okay, sir.
17:32Duma ka.
17:33Merong darating na mas okay.
17:39Namas, mamahalin!
17:43Tapos nagulat ako.
17:45Nagre-refill.
17:46Akala ko isang pesta lang siya iinom.
17:48Nagre-refill.
17:53Tulong...
17:56Hindi kaya kahek sa papasahin.
17:59May nagisyan sa aong kakamayang may sa buhay natin.
18:02First three hours pa lang nagbubugahan naman na kami eh.
18:05Alam mo yung set natin?
18:06Kaya ganun kadumi yun, kababoy.
18:09Si Pepe.
18:10Si Kuya Pepe.
18:12Pepe.
18:13Iga-agree ako dun kay Pepe.
18:14Si Pepe.
18:15Si Pepe.
18:16Pepe talaga.
18:17Si Pepe.
18:18Si Pepe nagsimula nun eh.
18:20Mukhang di naman sila napikon.
18:22Okay yan ah.
18:25Gusto ko yung Duraana talaga.
18:27Wala nang movie line.
18:29Duraana to.
18:30Dito na tayo sa Duraan.
18:35Ang ginawa ko, gaganti sana ako.
18:37Pag tingin ko sa movie line ko, ah, konti lang.
18:40O, di ba sila bula ko?
18:42Sige.
18:45Marami.
18:49Ka.
18:50Ka.
18:51Inisa isa.
18:53Inisa isa.
18:55Ka.
18:56Ka.
18:56Oh my God.
18:59Ka.
19:03Ba't mo naman linulunok, ka?
19:06Ka.
19:07Ka.
19:07Ka.
19:07Ka.
19:07Ka.
19:08Ka.
19:09It's a real thing.
19:10It's a real thing.
19:12It's a real thing.
19:16It's a real thing.
19:18It's a real thing.
19:19It's a real thing.
19:22Knee.
19:23In.
19:25What's that, Angie?
19:27I really like my wife.
19:29It's a real thing.
19:30It's a real thing.
19:32I need the derma.
19:34Okay, next game.
19:36We have come to the last stretch of the competition.
19:39At dahil paubos na ang six hours,
19:41ito na ang last game at isang mahalagang anunsyo
19:44ang magsisilbing motivation sa top two
19:46para malaman kung sino ang magiging last one laughing.
19:50Husayan nyo na rito dahil
19:52pag tumawa si Gerald out, si Gerald panalo si Chad.
19:55Pag tumawa si Chad out, si Chad panalo si Gerald.
19:58Pag walang tumawa,
20:00ibabase natin ang last one laughing
20:02sa kung sino ang may pinakamaraming napatawa
20:06sa loob ng anim na oras.
20:08Their only goal is to make each other laugh.
20:11This is gonna be the last game.
20:15Pagod na rin kami ni Chad.
20:17Kasi alam namin hindi na namin papapatawin isa't isa.
20:20Kasi naka, ano na, na-switch ko na yung, wala na.
20:23Eto na yun, last two na to eh.
20:24Yun lang, tumatak mo sa isip ko, thank you.
20:27Kasi nakaabot ako sa top two.
20:29Simulan na natin ang ibulong sa ilong. Go!
20:33Ako una.
20:37Marunong siya sa mga concoctions.
20:39Oo, kasi ano yung gumagawa nyo sa yun.
20:41Bor, bor, Chad.
20:45E?
20:46Minumog pa.
20:47Patis ba yun?
20:48Diyos ko mga concoctions na ito.
20:51Oh!
20:53Putang naglahalo.
20:55Gusto yung naglahalo.
20:58Naglahalo.
21:00Harapan nito, walang iiwas.
21:05Doon na nagsimulan na sabi ko, torture na to.
21:09Eto yung last how many minutes torture na to.
21:12Tandaan mo lang yun.
21:14Putang ina, Chad.
21:16Notorious ka, Chad.
21:17Ha, ha, ha, ha!
21:21Ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:21Ikaw lang ang-
21:22Ah, hangina, Chad.
21:24Na-da-da.
21:24Nadustak ko sa lahat,
21:26ng kaibigan ko.
21:28Okay, Gerald, your turn.
21:30Okay, Ha!
21:31Oh, my god!
21:34Let's do this pass.
21:38The clock is ticking.
21:41Turo!
21:42Turo!
21:44Sabi mo, mahal mo.
21:48But why now?
21:50Where do I need to go?
21:55Oh, I'm still in the same way.
21:59I'm still in the same way.
22:03I'm still in the same way.
22:03While I'm in the same way,
22:05I'm still in the same way.
22:07I'm back.
22:08Chad, I love you.
22:11But, oh, it's crazy.
22:13What's going on in your mouth is a lot of levels, bro.
22:18Go, Chad!
22:19Go!
22:20Let's go, let's go, let's go, guys!
22:22Let's go!
22:24Oh!
22:26Bagong!
22:27Ay, mukha nung iibig, sasama pa siya.
22:29Ayan, bagong sardinas.
22:31Sige!
22:32Ano yan?
22:32Oh!
22:34Buro!
22:35Oh, my God!
22:37Tignan nga natin kung ano effect niyan kay Gerald.
22:40Okay.
22:41Tall.
22:43Tall.
22:44Wala pa ko siya, sabi Tall.
22:47Harap ka sakin, Tall.
22:50Oh, tanginan, Chad lang!
22:51Malakas!
22:56Yung ibulong sa ilong,
22:57I think that was in my favor.
22:59Kasi saktong-sakto,
23:00dahil sa lamig ng aircon,
23:02dahil labasa kami,
23:03nagbara ang ilong ko.
23:04So, kahit anong hinga ni Gerald,
23:07nalalabanan ko.
23:09Jay, isuka mo na.
23:11Tapos isuka mo kay Chad.
23:12Minumog!
23:13Ano yung minumog ni Gerald?
23:15I love you, Chad.
23:16I love you too.
23:17I love you so much.
23:18Back to me!
23:19Oh!
23:22Back to me!
23:23Napag ganun ako,
23:24imunti ka na akong tumawa dun.
23:26Buti na lang,
23:27ah, nasa lukol kong sarili ko,
23:29hindi ako tumawa.
23:30Jay, kapit kimchi puta!
23:33Ano ba yan?
23:35Di pa siya tapos!
23:35Jay, kumapit ka lang sa Birhen ng Guadalupin!
23:38Ayun, garlic!
23:39Oh, garlic!
23:44Sobrang nangingibabaw yung amoy
23:48sa buong sitwasyon na yun.
23:50Pag turn ko na,
23:51nag-game face mode ako
23:53kasi kailangan kong paghandaan yung lalabas sa bibig ni Chad.
23:56Oh, my God!
24:01That's two minutes, guys.
24:03Jay, kapit!
24:04Yes!
24:06Tolongan lang!
24:07No, babe!
24:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
24:09No!
24:11No!
24:13Hinahanap kita...
24:14Ay!
24:15Pa!
24:16Putang!
24:16Na!
24:17Ho!
24:18Putang inamaranchad!
24:20Hu!
24:22Gerald, magpacheck up ka after this.
24:25I-check mo yun lang, sumokong buo pa.
24:29Gusto mo ako tumigil?
24:32Sumokong buo ka.
24:35Your turn, Gerald!
24:37Last round!
24:39Go, bro!
24:40Yay!
24:42Yay!
24:42Mani mula na!
24:43Mani mula na!
24:45Make it fast, Gerald!
24:46Last round!
24:52I love you, Sean.
24:53What are you, too?
24:54Adil, siobabotai dido.
24:56Oh.
24:56Oh, maapotai charangtato.
24:58Ikaw lang talaga, makapapaabot sa round ato.
25:01Expect ko naman na makaabot ito.
25:04I love you, Sean.
25:05You're the best.
25:07You're the best among the rest.
25:09I honor you.
25:10I shall hold you.
25:11Gusto na lang mag-iba, pero hindi pa pwede.
25:14Ramdam namin sa kanila na kung sino na yung manalo sa kanila,
25:18ipapaubaya na sa isa't isa.
25:20Sean, oh my God!
25:22Ilang seconds na lang!
25:28Iso ka muna!
25:29Oo, ayan.
25:30Ay, ako, kinain niya yata.
25:32Congratulations.
25:34Oo!
25:35Sa ating dalawa.
25:36Parang every time lumalapit siya, parang sinasaksaksin si Gerald.
25:42Ang ganda kasi warrior to warrior talaga.
25:45Pareha, sobrang competitive.
25:47Parehong matigas, matiisin.
25:50So hindi ko alam kung meron talagang patawa dito.
25:53Kasi wala ka talagang patawa d'yon.
25:54Pagkaamatayan na sila dun o.
25:56Ah!
26:01Sa ating dalawa.
26:04May winner na tayo!
26:06Yes!
26:15One million!
26:16One million!
26:18One million!
26:20Sino kaya ngaawagan ko ng one million?
26:22One million!
26:22Sino kaya kumutangan namin after?
26:25One million!
26:25Sino ba ang last one laughing?
26:27One million!
26:28One million!
26:30One million!
26:31Congratulations to the both of you!
26:32Malala!
26:33One million!
26:35One million!
26:36Congratulations, Gerald and Chad.
26:38Palakpakan naman natin.
26:42Grabe ang pagtitimpi.
26:44Grabe ang tolerance.
26:46Ang lala.
26:48At matapos ang anim na oras.
26:50Sino bang tatanghalin natin?
26:53The first ever.
26:55Last one laughing dito sa Philippines!
27:08Gerald.
27:11In six hours.
27:14May isa kang napatawa.
27:17Si Mboy.
27:19Congratulations, Gerald.
27:27You killed two!
27:30Grupa yung Mboy!
27:33Ito ang ating last one laughing!
27:37Congratulations!
27:40One million pesos!
27:49It felt like he deserves to win it because during the final hour, the dalawa na lang kami.
27:54I already thought of if na mapupunta siya sa scoring.
27:57So he really deserves to win this because the point naman is kung sino yung hindi tumawa, sino yung may
28:03nakil, at sino yung naglas hanggang huli.
28:06So it's Chad Kinney.
28:07So congratulations!
28:08Ang alam ko lang, napatawa ko si Mboy.
28:11May isa kong pangarap na gusto kong matupad.
28:14It's to be a winner of a reality show.
28:17And last one laughing,
28:21Gave me the winner!
28:23Thank you so much!
28:24Maraming salamat dahil
28:25naiiyak ko ba ako naiiyak?
28:28Dito ko kasi napatudahin sa sarili ko
28:29na kahit pala isang komedyante na katulad ko
28:33can have this kind of determination and motivation.
28:36Because I've never been a winner in my entire life.
28:40And right now, I am the first winner of
28:43Last One Laughing Philippines.
28:45So thank you so much.
28:46It's so serene.
28:47I can't believe it.
28:49Congratulations.
28:51To our first ever Last One Laughing Winner!
28:55Good job!
28:56Good job!
28:57Good job!
28:59Good job!
28:59Good job!
29:00Isa lang talaga lagi motimasyon ko.
29:02Bukun sa pangarap ko.
29:03Yung isang milyon!
29:05Akin yan!
29:07Maraming salamat sa Last One Laughing Philippines,
29:12Mimi Vice.
29:12Maraming maraming salamat.
29:13Thank you so much sa inyong lahat na mga nakasama.
29:17Gerald!
29:18Yes!
29:18Butang ina, mamunti ka na talaga ko doon sa Back to Me.
29:22Na kaibang experience.
29:23At sama-sama na nagpasa natin ito lahat.
29:25Maraming maraming salamat.
29:28Congratulations sa ating lahat.
29:29Congratulations, Chad!
29:32Trophy!
29:33One million!
29:34At seven!
29:35Congratulations sa inyong lahat.
29:37Pinatunayan ninyo talaga kung gaano kasaya
29:41at kung gaano rin kalala ang comedy sa Pilipinas.
29:44Yeah!
29:45Okay?
29:46Sama-sama tayong magpapatawa at magpapasaya.
29:48Yeah!
29:52Yeah!
29:56Yes!
29:57Yay!
29:57Wow!
30:02Wow!
30:18Dede!
30:18Camera!
30:19I'll protect you!
30:21I'll protect you!
30:22I'll protect you!
30:23Let's protect you!
30:23Ho ho!
30:24We're not going to die!
30:29We're not going to die!
30:30We're not going to die!
30:31We're not going to die!
30:33We're not going to die!
30:35We're not going to die!
30:36So, we've got to get to the LOL, all of us.
30:39Click the X-ray icon to your screen on your web or mobile device
30:44para makita kung sino ang second-rate, trying-hard copycat.
31:27See you next time.
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