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00:00:051, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
00:00:29Great darts
00:00:30Now where are you? He's coming back on
00:00:38Welcome back to the World Darts Championship
00:00:40In this cricket match, Smith and Henriksen have closed the 20s through the 15s
00:00:44and have two bullseyes
00:00:45They're also ahead by 20 points
00:00:48Whitman and Keyes have closed the 20s through the 15s
00:00:51and have one bullseye
00:00:52Alistair Whitman is going to need three bullseyes to win the first televised world championship
00:01:01And he's really going to have to hit three
00:01:03because Henriksen has been hammering the bullseye all night
00:01:06Well, if anybody can get a hat trick, it's Alistair Whitman
00:01:17Oh, that all but ends the match
00:01:20He has to hit a double bullseye to win
00:01:22and he's completely blocked it
00:01:24By engraving Smith and Henriksen on the trophy
00:01:51Women and Keyes have won the world championship
00:01:53I am Godsmack
00:01:55How did he do that?
00:01:56It's not human, I tell you
00:01:57Somebody get down there and stop the engraver
00:01:59That is the greatest closing door in the history of this game
00:02:02Grown by the greatest player in the history of this game
00:02:05That's for you, weirdo mittens
00:02:08Weirdo mittens
00:02:33You were not in the CIA
00:02:35Yes, I was, I was in Berlin when the wall came down
00:02:38You think that happened by itself?
00:02:40You're so full of shit, Birch
00:02:42All right, showtime, Mitch
00:02:55All right, all right
00:02:56You got this, Hank
00:02:58Only needs one bullseye to win
00:03:00Are you crazy?
00:03:01He hasn't hit a bullseye all night
00:03:03No way
00:03:03Well, I'm willing to bet you double or nothing on your bar tab
00:03:05He's going to hit one right now
00:03:06Oh, you're on
00:03:08All right
00:03:10You're due
00:03:11One bullseye, okay?
00:03:13You got this, baby
00:03:14Come on
00:03:32Awww.
00:03:51What in the hell were you aiming at?
00:03:54What do you think?
00:03:55How the hell am I supposed to know?
00:03:56You hit literally every other damn thing in the room
00:03:59except the bullseye.
00:04:01You know, Hank, that happens again.
00:04:04The rules say that if you catch the dart before it hits the floor,
00:04:07you can shoot again.
00:04:09Thanks.
00:04:10Have you ever caught a dart that bounced off the board?
00:04:12No.
00:04:13Have you ever seen anybody catch a dart that bounced off the board?
00:04:16No.
00:04:17Have you ever even heard a story about someone catching a dart
00:04:19that bounced off the board?
00:04:22No.
00:04:23Thanks.
00:04:23That's great advice.
00:04:25Are you trying to be cute, Hank?
00:04:27Now I'm going to kick your ass.
00:04:29All right, dude, you got this.
00:04:29Let's go.
00:04:31Ha!
00:04:33Showtime, baby!
00:04:35Showtime!
00:04:36Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:04:37Drinks?
00:04:38Yep.
00:04:55Hey, thanks for the drinks.
00:04:57Our pleasure.
00:04:58Anytime.
00:05:00Showtime, baby!
00:05:01Showtime!
00:05:14That loss drops us number eight in the standings.
00:05:17One more and we're out of the playoffs.
00:05:19Yeah.
00:05:19Dana was right.
00:05:20I didn't hit a bull all night.
00:05:21No.
00:05:22Bro, you just gotta learn how to close the game.
00:05:25Well, it doesn't help with you betting the whole tab on the match.
00:05:27Can we afford that?
00:05:28I know.
00:05:30I should've made a disclaimer like only their drinks, like we couldn't buy for Ian and Virgil
00:05:34too, but I'm an idiot.
00:05:35Yeah.
00:05:36Sorry.
00:05:40Oh, oh, oh, Johnny Ray, he's just a kid from my...
00:05:45Dude, what are you doing?
00:05:48You talking about Jackie?
00:05:49Yeah, I just couldn't think of a song with Jackie in it.
00:05:53Was that supposed to be Come On Eileen?
00:05:56It's nowhere near the lyrics, dude.
00:05:58Oh my God, it's not about the song, Hank.
00:05:59What I'm talking about here is closing the deal.
00:06:02You only live once, bro.
00:06:04Yeah, okay.
00:06:05When's the last time you went on a date?
00:06:06Hey, I've dated most of girls around here.
00:06:09I've just run out of options.
00:06:10It's a small town.
00:06:11I'm gonna die alone.
00:06:13You need one other hand.
00:06:14Shut up, dude.
00:06:18I am beat.
00:06:20I know.
00:06:21Fucking showtime.
00:06:23I'm never playing them again.
00:06:25I'm done.
00:06:26I hate them.
00:06:26It's so stupid.
00:06:28Get them next time, baby.
00:06:29Don't worry about it.
00:06:29Showtime.
00:06:30New showtime.
00:06:32It's so stupid.
00:06:33Hey, hey.
00:06:34Diddle for the middle.
00:06:36See who opens in the morning.
00:06:37Dude.
00:06:40Shit.
00:06:46Have a good night, ma'am.
00:07:13Hey, Jackie.
00:07:14All right.
00:07:15How was the match last night?
00:07:18Tough one, huh?
00:07:19We'll bounce back.
00:07:21You want something?
00:07:22Yeah.
00:07:23Uh, just some flights, I guess.
00:07:24What do those ones say on them?
00:07:26These?
00:07:26Uh, the ones next to them.
00:07:29Foxy Mama.
00:07:31It's funny, because I was gonna ask.
00:07:33Have you ever had one before?
00:07:37Um, no.
00:07:39Really?
00:07:40They're kind of awesome.
00:07:41In fact, you should come by the bar sometime.
00:07:43We could have one together.
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:45I...
00:07:46I really don't think that's gonna be my thing.
00:07:48Come on.
00:07:49You can at least try one.
00:07:50I think you'll like it.
00:07:51And if for some reason you don't,
00:07:52I'll get you something else.
00:07:55What the hell are you talking about, Hank?
00:07:57What do you mean?
00:08:02Oh, okay.
00:08:03Ah.
00:08:04Oh, my God.
00:08:05I thought you said, um, Bahama Mama, like the drink.
00:08:08Ah.
00:08:09Okay.
00:08:09Yeah.
00:08:10That makes way more sense.
00:08:12I was like, she wants to share a Foxy Mama with me.
00:08:15Have we met?
00:08:16No.
00:08:16Um, sorry.
00:08:18In my head, I heard Bahama Mama.
00:08:19I've been making drinks way too long.
00:08:21You still want them?
00:08:23Yeah.
00:08:23I gotta get them now, right?
00:08:25Two bucks?
00:08:26Don't even worry about it.
00:08:27These are on me.
00:08:29Really?
00:08:30You come in here almost every day and buy something.
00:08:32I think I could let this slide.
00:08:34Oh.
00:08:35Thanks.
00:08:36You're welcome.
00:08:40Um, I gotta get back to work, but thanks again.
00:08:47And seriously, if you want to come by the bar one night,
00:08:51I'll make us a couple of Bahama Mamas.
00:08:54Maybe it'll be your thing.
00:08:56I might just take you up on that.
00:09:01I'll see ya.
00:09:09Hey, Hank.
00:09:10You still haven't gotten my latest check from when I produced Back to the Future,
00:09:14and I was wondering...
00:09:15You did not produce that movie.
00:09:16Yes, I did.
00:09:17No, you didn't.
00:09:18I looked it up.
00:09:19Yes, I did.
00:09:20I'm the one who told Bob to use a DeLorean.
00:09:23Do you know what the time machine was before that?
00:09:25A refrigerator.
00:09:27How bad would that movie have sucked if they used a refrigerator?
00:09:30Then how come you're not on IMDb?
00:09:32Because I'm the uncredited guy behind the scenes.
00:09:35My ass.
00:09:37You're a very kind young man.
00:09:48Hey, Hank.
00:09:49Can I please bum off?
00:09:50Piss off.
00:09:51Here, Virgil.
00:09:52Someone left us here.
00:09:55Thanks, buddy.
00:09:55One of these days.
00:09:56No worries.
00:09:59All right.
00:09:59Another Rusty Dale.
00:10:00Make it a double.
00:10:08Bro, this is pathetic.
00:10:11We need to do a ladies' night or something.
00:10:13We've had three.
00:10:15I've been wanting to do karaoke night, though.
00:10:16That could be cool.
00:10:17Yeah, that could be cool.
00:10:18But we need something.
00:10:20Something big.
00:10:21Something different.
00:10:22Some way to get people in here.
00:10:24Hey.
00:10:25Real people.
00:10:26We gotta think outside the box.
00:10:32Let's, uh, let's go work on your bullseyes,
00:10:34and we'll try to come up an idea.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:11:14See, I can hit the 20s through 15s all day.
00:11:17When it comes to the bullseye,
00:11:18I have some kind of mental block.
00:11:20Rusty Dale!
00:11:21One minute, Ian.
00:11:21Don't think about it.
00:11:22Just try throwing the dart as fast as you can.
00:11:24Without thinking.
00:11:29Oh, crap.
00:11:30Still waiting on that drink, Hank.
00:11:32Yeah, Ian.
00:11:32One second.
00:11:34That's...
00:11:34That was better.
00:11:35Look at...
00:11:36I don't know.
00:11:37Move...
00:11:38Move your stance.
00:11:39A little bit.
00:11:39Okay?
00:11:40Try throwing from a different angle.
00:11:41Switch things up a bit.
00:11:42Don't think about it.
00:11:43Jesus Christ.
00:11:43Give me those things, would you, before you hurt yourself?
00:11:45Wait.
00:11:47Let me back.
00:11:47Give me some room.
00:11:54Rusty nail!
00:11:55Now!
00:12:00What a fun.
00:12:13Was it two doubles in the one?
00:12:16Is it five bulls?
00:12:18Five.
00:12:18It was two doubles in the one, wasn't it?
00:12:20That was amazing.
00:12:21Here.
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:24How'd you do that?
00:12:25Here.
00:12:26On the house.
00:12:28How'd I do that?
00:12:29I imagine the bullseye was your face.
00:12:31Okay.
00:12:32You wanna throw a game with us?
00:12:33No.
00:12:34Why not?
00:12:35Because you're idiots.
00:12:36Whoa.
00:12:37Who do you call an idiot?
00:12:38I've sat here and watched you guys throw hundreds of games, and you suck ass.
00:12:42I'd rather throw darts in my own nuts.
00:12:45We're not idiots, are we?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48He's an asshole.
00:12:49Hey, turn this up, would ya?
00:12:53Oh, what?
00:12:54Oh, Hank, with sugar and cinnamon and whatever the hell else you like, would you please turn
00:13:00this up?
00:13:02You could write a children's book.
00:13:04Hi, I'm Dirk McIntyre, and I'm standing outside Uptown Social with Nicky and Lance Gallia,
00:13:09the brother duo from Manchester, England, who some believe are the greatest to ever play
00:13:13the game of darts.
00:13:14They're here in Chicago to play for their 10th World Darts Championship.
00:13:17First time it's ever been held in our country.
00:13:19Welcome to America, gentlemen.
00:13:20Yeah, we're here to play some team from some place for the world championship.
00:13:25Who gives a cock?
00:13:26Gentlemen, I need to remind you that we are on national television.
00:13:29Oh, so sorry.
00:13:31In that case, .
00:13:37So, you're playing the American champs, Jules the Dutch Dragon Van Dongen, and Chuck
00:13:41Pipes Puglio for your 10th World title.
00:13:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:44Dutch oven and the pips.
00:13:45We played them 100 times in every different format, and we're 100 now.
00:13:50It's embarrassing, honestly.
00:13:52We're embarrassed for the entire nation.
00:13:54But it would tie you with the legendary Alistair Whitman.
00:13:58F*** him the f***ing wanker.
00:13:59Again, national television.
00:14:01And he is considered to be the greatest art player that's ever lived.
00:14:04In fact, didn't he come out of retirement to beat U2 for the Manchester Cup?
00:14:08What the f*** would you bring that up for?
00:14:09He couldn't carry me f***ing sack him.
00:14:12We're the best that's ever been, and that's a f***ing f***.
00:14:14So you've been in town for a while, and the rumor is that it's not just to tune up for
00:14:18the big match.
00:14:18We're there to record our first f***ing album.
00:14:22So the rumor's confirmed.
00:14:24Is there anything you can tell us about the record?
00:14:26All you need to know, friend, is it's going to be the best f***ing thing you've ever f***ing heard in
00:14:32your own miserable goddamn life.
00:14:34Gotcha.
00:14:35Do you have a name for this upcoming record?
00:14:37No, we don't have a f***ing title yet.
00:14:38It doesn't f***ing matter, does it?
00:14:40It's going to be the biggest f***ing thing ever.
00:14:43I'm sure it will be.
00:14:44Is there anything you want to say to Jules and Chuck before the match?
00:14:47Yeah, yeah.
00:14:48F*** you, you f***ing tossers, alright?
00:14:51You f***ing f***er brains.
00:14:55So...
00:14:55F***.
00:14:57Understood.
00:14:59And fellas, before you go, I gotta ask.
00:15:01It's night time.
00:15:02Why are you two wearing sunglasses?
00:15:04I'm about to punch you in the face right now.
00:15:06We have daytime sunnies, nighttime sunnies, rock and roll sunnies, and dark throwing sunnies.
00:15:11And we never, ever take off our sunnies.
00:15:15Do you even have sleeping sunglasses?
00:15:19F*** yeah!
00:15:20Yeah!
00:15:25What a great couple of guys.
00:15:26Well, the best two out of three world darts championship match will be broadcast here from Uptown Social live tomorrow
00:15:32night in Chicago.
00:15:33You won't want to miss it.
00:15:34What's his problem?
00:15:35Who gives a s***?
00:15:36Dude, we should go in the city and watch this match tomorrow night.
00:15:39Hell yeah, I'm down.
00:15:40All right.
00:15:41Ooh.
00:15:42Who's gonna watch the bar?
00:15:45Ditto for the middle.
00:16:12Hey, you made it.
00:16:13I couldn't go another day without trying a Bahama Mama.
00:16:17Coming right up.
00:16:19I'm gonna take a beer and a whiskey neat.
00:16:23Showtime, baby!
00:16:25Showtime!
00:16:27Hey, buddy!
00:16:28Where's Hank?
00:16:30How about later we'll play for tonight's bar tab, too?
00:16:34Showtime, baby!
00:16:36Showtime!
00:16:36Don't you two have to get tired of being you two?
00:16:41No.
00:16:41No.
00:16:44There you are.
00:16:46Cheers.
00:16:47Cheers.
00:16:52That is really good.
00:16:54I told you.
00:16:56How are those flights treating you?
00:16:58They were good.
00:16:59Um...
00:17:00Not Bahama Mama good, but they're not bad.
00:17:03Yeah, I came by last night and...
00:17:05You were here?
00:17:06Only for a second.
00:17:07You were throwing, and I didn't want to bother.
00:17:09No, no, no.
00:17:09You should have said something.
00:17:11I was, um...
00:17:12I was looking forward to seeing you.
00:17:15Nick!
00:17:17Today's the day!
00:17:21You've always been so nice to me,
00:17:23and you're a very kind young man.
00:17:25I want to give you something.
00:17:27I appreciate it.
00:17:28Thank you, Virgil, but that's not necessary.
00:17:30No, no, no.
00:17:31I want to.
00:17:32You're very kind,
00:17:33and I hope I'm not offending you.
00:17:35No, no, no.
00:17:35You're not offending me.
00:17:36I'm...
00:17:36I'm just in the middle of something, so...
00:17:38Great, because you're very kind,
00:17:39and I want to give you something.
00:17:41Come here.
00:17:43I am here.
00:17:44No, closer.
00:17:44It's a secret.
00:17:48Closer.
00:17:51What I want to give you...
00:17:52I'm not offending you, am I?
00:17:54Oh, not...
00:17:55Not with anything you've said.
00:17:57Good, because you're very kind.
00:17:59What I want to give you...
00:18:00It's about this big.
00:18:03And it's real.
00:18:04At least it feels real.
00:18:06I'm sure I'm not offending you.
00:18:07Um, I don't...
00:18:09I don't think so.
00:18:10I don't know.
00:18:11Well, a famous actor buddy of mine I met on Point Break.
00:18:15He gave this to me back in the 90s.
00:18:17I think he paid a fortune for it then.
00:18:19And it's real.
00:18:21Like I said, I mean, it feels real.
00:18:23And it's got real hair on it and everything.
00:18:26And I used to use it all the time.
00:18:29But I'm getting older and stuff.
00:18:32And I can't really get it going anymore.
00:18:35So now I want you to have it.
00:18:40Um...
00:18:40No.
00:18:41I don't...
00:18:42I don't think so.
00:18:43Do you understand what I'm trying to give you a hand?
00:18:45Yeah.
00:18:45I...
00:18:45I think I do, but I'm not...
00:18:47You're making a big mistake.
00:18:48This once belonged to...
00:18:50Jesus Christ, Virgil.
00:18:51No one wants your old, used, death trap of a pocket.
00:18:53Okay.
00:18:54Thank you, Ian.
00:18:57I'm sure you don't want it.
00:18:58Ugh.
00:19:02Make some noise!
00:19:03Come on!
00:19:05Representing the United States of America,
00:19:08the challengers!
00:19:10Let's hear it for Jules,
00:19:12the Dutch Dragon Van Doggen,
00:19:14and Chucky Plank Paleo.
00:19:16Let's hear it!
00:19:17Chucky!
00:19:18Chucky!
00:19:18Chucky!
00:19:20Jules!
00:19:21Jules!
00:19:22Jules!
00:19:23Make some noise for these guys!
00:19:25Come on!
00:19:25Let's hear it!
00:19:26Everybody say, oh yeah!
00:19:28Yay!
00:19:29Hey.
00:19:30That's for the bar tab.
00:19:32They don't make it to a third game.
00:19:35And from Manchester, England, ladies and gentlemen,
00:19:39the defending nine-time world champions,
00:19:42the undisputed masters, my friends.
00:19:45They're going for the record tonight.
00:19:46They're going for number 10.
00:19:48You think they can join?
00:19:49Well, ladies and gentlemen,
00:19:50let's hear it for Nikki,
00:19:52the Manchester mother, Galleon,
00:19:54and Lance Prettybar, Galleon.
00:19:57The Galleon Brothers.
00:19:58Let's hear it!
00:20:04Woo!
00:20:10Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
00:20:11and welcome to tonight's World Darts Championship match.
00:20:14I'm joined in the booth by the one and only
00:20:16former national champion himself, Sean Grafton.
00:20:18Welcome aboard, Sean.
00:20:19Thanks a lot for having me, Dirk.
00:20:20Glad to be here.
00:20:21Absolutely.
00:20:22So, do you have any thoughts on tonight's match?
00:20:25The Americans are going to have a tough road ahead of them.
00:20:26The Galleon Brothers are the best team in the world
00:20:28and have never lost a single game to Jules and Chuck.
00:20:30They have a tough road indeed.
00:20:32Do you have any advice for them?
00:20:33I would tell the Americans,
00:20:34since there's a lot of bad blood between the two teams,
00:20:36just to relax.
00:20:37Don't let the Galleon Brothers get under their skin.
00:20:39Sounds like good advice.
00:20:40Well, let's go down to the Yaki as the match is about to begin.
00:20:44Hey, do we get free drinks in the booth,
00:20:46or do I have to bring my own?
00:20:48Good luck, gentlemen.
00:20:50Shake hands and shoot well.
00:20:52Uh-huh, for fuck's sake.
00:20:54You two mugs again.
00:20:55America is fucking huge.
00:20:57There's got to be somebody better than you two
00:20:59from sea to shining sea.
00:21:01You would've beat your assholes,
00:21:02and he'll decide if you didn't cheat.
00:21:03Who the fuck needs to cheat to beat you two tossers?
00:21:05What do you call messing around
00:21:06every time we're with the board?
00:21:07Okay, okay, fellas.
00:21:09Go back to your tables,
00:21:10and let's play some darts.
00:21:14You know,
00:21:15I haven't thrown darts in about a month.
00:21:20This one's for your mums.
00:21:23And this one...
00:21:24He just hit a triple 20
00:21:25without even looking at the board,
00:21:26then a triple 19.
00:21:28And this last one...
00:21:28Can't possibly hit the 18 too, can he?
00:21:31Oh, my God, he did it!
00:21:33He threw a white horse without looking.
00:21:35That's even more amazing
00:21:36than Jordan's no-look free throws.
00:21:38It's unbelievable.
00:21:40Where's my drink?
00:21:41That was amazing.
00:21:43I'm telling you,
00:21:44they're the best ever.
00:21:49It's gonna be impossible
00:21:50to overcome that amazing turn at the hockey.
00:21:54Let's go!
00:21:55We're gonna be releasing our greatest stints album
00:21:57before you throw a dart.
00:21:58Why don't you show some sportmanship
00:22:00and let me take my turn?
00:22:02Hey, pull that shit again
00:22:03like you did in Germany.
00:22:03I'm gonna kick your ass.
00:22:10The galleons have completely taken the wind
00:22:12out of their sails.
00:22:16A single 17.
00:22:22Is this some kind of a joke?
00:22:24This is the best your country is to offer?
00:22:27The bad blood continues.
00:22:31Chuck just threw a punch at Lance.
00:22:33Oh, it looks like he may have hit Jules.
00:22:34I broke my nose.
00:22:35What the hell just happened?
00:22:36Fuck your nose, I broke my side hand.
00:22:41Drinks!
00:22:42The match has been cancelled.
00:22:44The match has been cancelled.
00:22:46This is the first World Darts Championship
00:22:48that's gonna be a no decision.
00:22:49It's unbelievable.
00:22:50I've never seen anything like it.
00:22:51Is there still time to get my drink?
00:22:52And, uh, do we show the pain?
00:23:07What in fuck is wrong with you?
00:23:09Can't you see we're creating?
00:23:11We have a problem.
00:23:13You're about to have a bigger one
00:23:15when I shove this base up your ass.
00:23:18Why don't we get Wilkins and Williams?
00:23:22Ah, there's Hubert Michaels.
00:23:25No piss off.
00:23:27Why do we have to play any of these twatwafels anyway?
00:23:30Cuz we are trying to bring this sport to America
00:23:33and if you want to be global stars,
00:23:36sell out your music tour here,
00:23:38and get minted,
00:23:39then we need a championship match
00:23:41where you don't start a fight
00:23:43and insult the entire nation.
00:23:45Well, I'll feel sorry for them
00:23:46if that's the best they have
00:23:47because those two are a couple of muggy bitches.
00:23:50See, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
00:23:54And, by the way,
00:23:55we're sick of playing fucking cricket.
00:23:58You threw exactly three dots at cricket.
00:24:01What are you talking about?
00:24:03This was just delivered for the Gowling Brothers,
00:24:05and the man said it was urgent.
00:24:08It's probably another love letter from Emma Watson.
00:24:12Boy, is he still here?
00:24:14No, he left immediately.
00:24:16What does it say?
00:24:19I have something you want.
00:24:21You have something I want.
00:24:23If you want a chance to win back the only trophy you ever lost,
00:24:27then we found our team.
00:24:30Dark side of the moon?
00:24:35They're a level C pub team.
00:24:38You'll destroy them.
00:24:39I know.
00:24:40It's bloody perfect.
00:24:53Hey, how much dough you got in the bank?
00:24:58Not a lot.
00:24:59Why?
00:25:02Is everything okay?
00:25:03Yeah.
00:25:04Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:25:05I was just curious.
00:25:07That's all.
00:25:11Hey, come on in.
00:25:12It's ladies' day.
00:25:15First drinks on the house.
00:25:17Yeah, come sit down.
00:25:19I'll tell you about the time I had dinner with the president of Botswana.
00:25:24I think we're in the wrong spot.
00:25:26No, no, no.
00:25:27This is the right spot.
00:25:28We can throw in a second round, too.
00:25:33You know, they just texted.
00:25:35They're at the Ritz.
00:25:36Oh, great.
00:25:37Let's go.
00:25:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
00:25:39Come back.
00:25:40We can do a third round.
00:25:42What the hell, Virgil?
00:25:44What'd I do?
00:25:48I thought that third round might...
00:25:51Hi.
00:25:51I'm looking for Hank Fuller and Austin Turner.
00:25:55Uh, I'm Hank, and this is Austin.
00:25:59Who are you?
00:26:00Some sort of dill collector?
00:26:02No.
00:26:03I'm Lester Harrison, chairman of the Championship Darts Corporation.
00:26:06Oh, crap.
00:26:08I think I forgot to send in our dues.
00:26:09If this is about...
00:26:10This isn't about that.
00:26:11This is something much different.
00:26:13I'm here to offer you boys the opportunity of a lifetime.
00:26:16How would you like to play the Galleon Brothers for the Darts Championship of the World?
00:26:24What?
00:26:25Is this some kind of joke?
00:26:26No.
00:26:26This is completely on the level.
00:26:28After the no decision last night, we've decided to give an unknown team a shot at the title.
00:26:34And we've chosen you.
00:26:38Why?
00:26:39Picture this.
00:26:41An unknown team comes from nowhere with a shot at the greatest title in the world of darts.
00:26:49Think of what it'll do for the sport.
00:26:52For every little kid who ever picks up a dart and dreams that maybe one day, they too can be
00:26:58a world champion.
00:27:01We could pay anything to play.
00:27:03No, but $100,000 goes to the winner.
00:27:09We'll do it.
00:27:11Wait a minute.
00:27:11Wait a minute.
00:27:12We're not going to win $100,000.
00:27:14We can't even beat Mitch and Dana.
00:27:16These guys are going to destroy us.
00:27:17Yeah.
00:27:17Of course they are.
00:27:18It's going to be a massacre.
00:27:20Who cares?
00:27:21This is what we've been looking for, Hank.
00:27:24The promo for the bar.
00:27:26It's going to be on TV, right?
00:27:28See?
00:27:29This is amazing.
00:27:30We can wear our pub t-shirts for the whole country to see.
00:27:33Talk to the beachers.
00:27:34See they'll do an article on us.
00:27:35I don't know.
00:27:36Get on the radio.
00:27:37Talk about the match.
00:27:38Promote the bar.
00:27:39This is amazing, bro.
00:27:40Austin.
00:27:41I'm Hank.
00:27:43Hank.
00:27:44Your mate is making a lot of sense.
00:27:46What do you say, gentlemen?
00:27:48Hell yeah.
00:27:49We're in.
00:27:54Awesome.
00:27:55All right.
00:27:57Let's get started.
00:28:05A decade later, I can say
00:28:12Finally broke the scale
00:28:17To every ruler consequence
00:28:23Remind me where I've been
00:28:27Remind me where I've been
00:28:32Don't stay
00:28:37I would be better to wake up
00:28:44Don't stay
00:28:56All right.
00:28:57Guys, guys.
00:28:57It's coming on.
00:29:05It looks like there's been a shakeup in the world of darts.
00:29:07In an unprecedented move, the championship darts corporation has chosen
00:29:12Dart side of the moon, an unknown Michigan city team to play for the world darts championship.
00:29:18Do we know what city in Michigan they're from?
00:29:21Michigan city, Indiana.
00:29:24Anyways, the match will take place this Saturday at 8pm here at Uptown Social.
00:29:28You can catch it here live, but if you'd like to go down and cheer on the underdogs in person,
00:29:32you might want to get there early, because this one probably won't last long. Good luck, fellas.
00:29:37That sucked.
00:29:41Well, I should get back to the shop, but I thought it was great.
00:29:48Hey, Jackie, um, do you want to come to the match on Saturday?
00:29:54They're going to destroy us, and it's going to be really embarrassing, but it would be cool to have you
00:29:58there.
00:30:00Um, I bought a ticket the moment you told me about it.
00:30:13Are we going to make complete fools of ourselves on national TV?
00:30:16Yeah, you will.
00:30:18Unless you do exactly what I say.
00:30:20What happened to you?
00:30:23You want a chance to win?
00:30:25Win what?
00:30:26The world dart championship, Hank.
00:30:28We're not trying to win.
00:30:30They're the best ever. Don't be ridiculous.
00:30:31They are not the best ever, but with that attitude, you will make asses of yourselves.
00:30:36Do you think we actually have a chance to beat them?
00:30:38I know this.
00:30:39If I teach you and coach you, you will not go on national television and look like complete morons.
00:30:48I don't know. What are we going to do in a few days?
00:30:50We're certainly not going to get any worse.
00:30:52Besides, we should try to be our best, right?
00:30:54We're going to be shooting on national TV, playing with shirts with Michigan City and the pub on them.
00:30:59We can't show up like we don't give a shit, right?
00:31:04All right.
00:31:05All right.
00:31:06Let's get to work. We've got a lot to do.
00:31:08Now?
00:31:08Now!
00:31:12Can we get some more drinks here?
00:31:14Yeah, sure. What are you doing?
00:31:16Gonna go get some drinks?
00:31:17No, no, no, no. We're training.
00:31:19What about our customers?
00:31:21It's not my problem. Find a solution now.
00:31:26Well, I guess we don't need any drinks.
00:31:28Hold on.
00:31:30I didn't give an idea.
00:31:33What about...
00:31:34You think?
00:31:36He's always here anyway.
00:31:39Yeah, sure. Why not?
00:31:41Hey, Virgil.
00:31:43You want a... job?
00:31:46Doing what?
00:31:47Tending bar.
00:31:48We can't pay much and you're going to make crappy tips, but...
00:31:50Okay.
00:31:51Have you ever attended bar before?
00:31:53I mean, I used to own the most popular bistro in Paris.
00:31:56We had...
00:31:57All right. All right. Let me show you a few things.
00:31:58No, that's okay. I got it.
00:32:09I didn't know you had a neighbor.
00:32:10Hey, pour vous, monsieur.
00:32:13Oh.
00:32:14A vodka martini, extra dirty, and a Zorn after two.
00:32:44I did not see that coming.
00:32:46Mm-hmm.
00:32:47It's like watching a horse ride a bike.
00:33:05The five things it takes to be a great dart player.
00:33:09Number one, how to stand at the Aki.
00:33:11It's an Aki.
00:33:12Aki.
00:33:12Aki is the line you throw the darts from.
00:33:13Why don't you say the line?
00:33:14Because it's called an Aki.
00:33:18Your feet should be a foot to a foot and a half apart.
00:33:21Your weight balanced upon your front leg.
00:33:23With a line from the 20 through the bullseye to the middle of your foot.
00:33:32Yep.
00:33:33Your back leg behaves as a kickstand.
00:33:35You should be comfortable and relaxed.
00:33:39Comfortable?
00:33:40Are we relaxed?
00:33:43Gentlemen, I can't tell you how concerned I am as to whether you're comfortable and relaxed or not.
00:33:49Number two, how to throw away darts.
00:33:50I know how to throw.
00:33:51Shut up.
00:33:52Arm raised at a 90-degree angle, your forearm completely straight.
00:33:57Aim, draw back, fire, and follow through.
00:34:02Ideally, there should be as little movement as possible.
00:34:08Good.
00:34:08Do that a couple thousand times.
00:34:10A thousand?
00:34:10A couple thousand while I watch.
00:34:14Fellas, I'm going to teach you as my father taught me.
00:34:18With hard work, respect, and dedication for the game.
00:34:22When I am done with you, you will know darts.
00:34:25Better yet, you will know yourselves.
00:34:29I will make you dart-throwing machines.
00:34:32I will also make you gentlemen of the sport.
00:34:47People are laughing at us.
00:34:48Yeah, they are.
00:34:49You look ridiculous.
00:34:51Get used to it.
00:34:53Hank, you can't hit bullseyes when you're all alone at home.
00:34:57What do you think is going to happen when you're at the World Dart Championship?
00:34:59There's a huge crowd of people there and TV cameras pointed directly at me.
00:35:04Holy shit.
00:35:05Holy shit is right.
00:35:06Which is why I want you guys to do two things for me.
00:35:09Number one, no drinking before the match.
00:35:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:11No drinking?
00:35:12Correct.
00:35:13You mean while we're throwing?
00:35:14No, I mean no drinking.
00:35:16But what about when practice is over and-
00:35:18I said no drinking, period.
00:35:19Hold on, but I like to wind down after a long time.
00:35:21Then get Harvey Wallbanger to coach you.
00:35:28Number two, I got a task on this piece of paper that I want you to complete before the match.
00:35:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:36I didn't say stop throwing.
00:35:37Get back to the Aki.
00:35:40As little movement as possible, right?
00:35:42Little movement as possible.
00:35:43How long, too?
00:35:44You both look like pigs.
00:35:51You sure this is what he meant?
00:35:52What is said on a piece of paper?
00:35:54It's crazy.
00:35:55It's a practice sport.
00:35:56It's going to take us forever to finish the game.
00:35:58I know, but we said we'd do it, so let's do it.
00:36:02Do we have to do it like this?
00:36:05I don't know.
00:36:07But we're here, so, bro.
00:36:09What happened?
00:36:10You bozos lose a bet?
00:36:14Fuck this, I'm out of here.
00:36:15Yep.
00:36:16Thank God.
00:36:18Austin.
00:36:19What?
00:36:20Austin.
00:36:21Austin.
00:36:32Number three, strategy.
00:36:35We must always stay one step ahead of our opponents.
00:36:38They close one number, we close the next.
00:36:42They go for points, we go for more.
00:36:45We never play their game, fellas.
00:36:47And we wait for them to make the one little mistake that allows us to bounce and defeat them.
00:36:59Hank the Hammer?
00:37:00Number four, you gotta have a cool nickname.
00:37:04It is pretty cool.
00:37:05Yeah, because you're not being called a tosser.
00:37:07Anne's.
00:37:12Eight.
00:37:14Eight.
00:37:26Eleven.
00:37:28I'm trying.
00:37:30Okay.
00:37:35Give me a number.
00:37:3717, triple 14.
00:37:39On it.
00:37:41Okay.
00:37:42Lower.
00:37:47Nope.
00:37:48Nope.
00:37:48I'm leaving.
00:37:50Austin.
00:37:50Nope.
00:37:52Austin!
00:37:58I don't know what to do.
00:37:59I tried everything.
00:38:00Hey, what's your favorite number to throw at?
00:38:04Anything besides the bowls.
00:38:05No, I mean, what's your favorite number?
00:38:07Every dart player has a favorite number.
00:38:09I like 18s.
00:38:10Okay.
00:38:11Do you think you can hit 18 in that circle?
00:38:17I think so, yeah.
00:38:18All right, let me see.
00:38:21Good.
00:38:21Now the next time you throw, aim at that dart.
00:38:23Just use it as a marker.
00:38:30Okay, yeah, I see that, but the 18s are easy.
00:38:33It's the bullseye can't hit.
00:38:34Yes, you can.
00:38:36The bullseye is a circle, one and a half inches in diameter.
00:38:40It's actually one of the larger landing areas on the board.
00:38:43It's just an optical illusion.
00:38:46That space you just hit all those 18s is the same size as the bullseye.
00:38:52If you can hit those 18s, you can hit the bulls.
00:38:55That's all there is to it.
00:38:57Now throw at the bulls, but in your mind, just imagine that big open space where you hit
00:39:02all those 18s.
00:39:11What's that?
00:39:12It's just an 18, right?
00:39:14Breathe, picture the 18, and throw.
00:39:31Awesome.
00:39:31Did you see that?
00:39:32Way to go, man.
00:39:33That's how you do it.
00:39:36One out of three is not going to cut it, so let's get back to work.
00:39:40I can tell you this.
00:39:41The Galleon brothers are taking this more seriously than you guys are.
00:39:44I think I knew this.
00:39:53So then I thought, is it a gift from Evan to know that we're going to die?
00:39:59Right.
00:40:01Yeah, well, you should probably go see.
00:40:04Is that an Umbop tattoo on your wrist?
00:40:07Yeah, but it's pronounced Umbop, love.
00:40:10Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's Umbop.
00:40:12No, it's Umbop.
00:40:14Anyway, why do you have a tattoo of a terrible song on your arm?
00:40:17A terrible song?
00:40:19Are you fucking kidding me?
00:40:20Have you ever listened to the lyrics?
00:40:22Yeah, don't they just say Umbop over and over again?
00:40:25No, love.
00:40:26It's a song about relationships and getting older, losing your hair, and flowers.
00:40:34It's like the Beatles, when I'm 64, or Shakespeare, or Yates.
00:40:42It's fucking poetry, darling.
00:40:44Here, listen to this.
00:40:46Can you tell me, oh, no, you can't, because you don't know?
00:40:54Can you tell me, you say you can, but you don't know?
00:41:01Can you tell me, oh, which flower is going to grow?
00:41:07No, no, I can't, because you don't know.
00:41:12Can you tell me whether it'll be a daisy or a rose?
00:41:18You say you can, but you don't know.
00:41:23Yeah, Umbop is still a terrible song.
00:41:27It's Umbop.
00:41:29I didn't finish telling you the lyrics.
00:41:32Lastly, and most important, number five, release the pressure.
00:41:40At all times, we want to be calm, relaxed, and in focus.
00:41:46My father would say that when he was in the zone, everything else in the world would go away.
00:41:52It was just him, his darts, and the dartboard.
00:41:57Don't let anything rattle you.
00:42:00We respond, we do not react.
00:42:03And remember, breathe.
00:42:15Real hard.
00:42:17There we go.
00:42:21What do you want?
00:42:22What do you want?
00:42:23Bullseyes.
00:42:24It's time for bullseyes.
00:42:25Easy.
00:42:27I mean hard.
00:42:31Closer.
00:42:32Closer.
00:42:33Don't leave me hanging.
00:42:33I won't leave you hanging.
00:42:35There it is.
00:42:37Bullseyes.
00:42:38Bullseyes.
00:42:58Hey.
00:43:03How's it going?
00:43:05I'm on my way to training.
00:43:07I just wanted to come by and see you real quick.
00:43:09Great.
00:43:11How are you holding up?
00:43:12Big matches tomorrow.
00:43:13Yeah.
00:43:14It's crazy, right?
00:43:16You're still coming, aren't you?
00:43:18Of course.
00:43:18I'm so excited.
00:43:20And just think, pretty soon, you're going to be world champs.
00:43:24I don't know about that.
00:43:26Hey, hey.
00:43:28Good luck tomorrow.
00:43:29We're all watching and rooting for you.
00:43:31Thanks, man.
00:43:32See?
00:43:33Well, what I was going to say is, I don't know if we'll win, but if we can at least
00:43:38make it go to three games, that would be amazing.
00:43:41No, you're going to win.
00:43:42And when you do, you better not forget about us.
00:43:46It's impossible.
00:43:49You guys have worked hard.
00:43:51Come a long way.
00:43:52And there's just one thing left.
00:43:54What's that?
00:43:55Play me in a game of darts.
00:44:01Shoot well, gentlemen.
00:44:10Show me the best that you've got, and I'll show you one better.
00:44:18Show me your red is frozen, I'll show you one redder.
00:44:26Tell me your dirty joke, and I'll laugh it off lightly.
00:44:34If I tell you a dirty joke, you might not like me.
00:44:42Everyone gets to make one big mistake.
00:44:50And if you're waiting on me, well, I guess you're going to have to wait.
00:44:58Because I'm saving mine up for a very, very special day.
00:45:22And if you're waiting on me, well, I guess you're going to have to wait.
00:45:28And if you're waiting on me, well, I guess you're going to have to wait.
00:45:44And if you're going to have to wait.
00:45:47Because I'm saving mine up for a very, very special day.
00:45:52I don't know if it's going to be a matter of time, and all of you in the most spectacular
00:45:59way.
00:46:03Show me the best that you've got, and I'll show you one better.
00:46:08All right.
00:46:11Tomorrow, I'll pick you guys up before the match.
00:46:14We'll go over everything, make sure you're in the right frame of mind.
00:46:20Oh, and, uh, I don't think I'm proud of you guys or anything.
00:46:31Can you believe we just beat Ian?
00:46:33Bro, we might have a chance at winning tomorrow.
00:46:36Yeah.
00:46:38Excuse me?
00:46:40Hey.
00:46:41Sorry to interrupt.
00:46:42Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:46:44Yeah, sure.
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:45Oh, take a time.
00:46:54Hey, Virgil.
00:46:55Can you, uh, do me a favor?
00:46:58So, I got you something for the match tomorrow.
00:47:01You did?
00:47:02Yeah, it's not much, and you don't have to use them if you don't want to.
00:47:05But I just thought.
00:47:10Turn it around.
00:47:13This is great.
00:47:15Oh, I'm definitely going to wear this tomorrow.
00:47:19And one for Austin.
00:47:27He's going to hate it.
00:47:29It's great.
00:47:31And I didn't know if Ian had a nickname, so...
00:47:37Yeah, that's...
00:47:40That's him.
00:47:41That'll do it.
00:47:44Of course.
00:47:58Of course.
00:48:01My grandmother used to find a piece she loved and say, well, here's some good news.
00:48:06I always got a kick out of that.
00:48:08That's cute.
00:48:10So, what about you, Hank?
00:48:11Was it always your dream to own a bar and play the World Darts Championship?
00:48:17No.
00:48:17No, not even close.
00:48:19Um, the bar's been in the family forever, but it sat empty for years.
00:48:24And then after Mom died and me and Austin moved back, we were like, hey, let's get the old pub
00:48:31up and running again, so...
00:48:32So, you and Austin...
00:48:34They're half-brothers.
00:48:35Different dads.
00:48:36Huh.
00:48:37I didn't know that.
00:48:39Hey.
00:48:41Ooh.
00:48:42Do you have a few minutes?
00:48:44Sure.
00:48:44What's up?
00:48:46I want to show you something real quick.
00:48:47Here, come on.
00:48:48Everywhere I go.
00:48:51All of the signs point to you.
00:48:55Like something divine.
00:48:57And I hope this is forever.
00:49:00There ain't no...
00:49:01Who is that?
00:49:03That is Jay.
00:49:05He's great, right?
00:49:06Amazing.
00:49:08How did I not know about this?
00:49:11Who doesn't publicize it?
00:49:12He just does these little impromptu shows, and if you're in the know, you get a little alert when what's
00:49:17happening.
00:49:19It's pretty cool, right?
00:49:21Very cool.
00:49:22Can I be in the know?
00:49:25I think we could work something out.
00:49:32Everyone knows that I've been falling apart.
00:49:37So then, what is your dream, right?
00:49:41It's supposed to be love.
00:49:44What?
00:49:45You can tell me.
00:49:46It can't be that bad.
00:49:48I've always wanted to do that.
00:49:53Sing?
00:49:56Sing something for me.
00:49:58No.
00:49:59Why not?
00:50:01It makes me nervous.
00:50:03Why?
00:50:05I don't know.
00:50:06It's just, you're up there all alone, and people are staring at you.
00:50:09It's just...
00:50:11Well, you gotta try.
00:50:13Close your eyes.
00:50:15Picture everybody in their underwear.
00:50:17Have a Bahama Mama or two.
00:50:19You'll be great.
00:50:23You're gonna sing for me one day, Hank Fuller.
00:50:26Hmm.
00:50:28After all this training we've been doing with Ian, I've been thinking about giving it a shot.
00:50:34I'm gonna hold you to it.
00:50:36I believe in destiny.
00:50:40It's meant to be.
00:50:43Everywhere I go.
00:50:46Oh, all this time's been to you.
00:50:51I saw the new by now.
00:50:53I...
00:50:54Oh, his voice was so good.
00:50:56Of course.
00:50:57I'm glad it came up, you know?
00:50:59And I'm in the know now, right?
00:51:01Officially, yeah.
00:51:02Okay.
00:51:02I'll hold you to it.
00:51:03Hey, do you want to come up for a glass of wine?
00:51:06I don't have the stuff to make at Bahama Mama, but...
00:51:10Sounds good.
00:51:11Cool.
00:51:23Is Austin here?
00:51:26Austin?
00:51:28He's probably sold the bar.
00:51:30Wow.
00:51:32Great place.
00:51:33Did you design it yourself?
00:51:36Yeah, pretty much.
00:51:37Um, TV and dartboard are Austin's.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:45Can I use your bathroom?
00:51:47Yeah.
00:51:48Yeah.
00:51:48Let me show you where that is.
00:51:51Here you go.
00:51:52Oh.
00:51:57Did you see me?
00:51:58No, I think so.
00:51:59Okay.
00:52:00Look, what do we do?
00:52:01Should we stay?
00:52:02We should go.
00:52:02Oh, my God.
00:52:04Okay.
00:52:05I'm so sorry.
00:52:06Let's just head out.
00:52:07My tent like this never happens.
00:52:11Egg?
00:52:13Yeah?
00:52:14Is that...
00:52:15Is that you?
00:52:17Yeah?
00:52:18Okay.
00:52:20Uh, I'll be out in just a minute.
00:52:25I'll see you at the match tomorrow.
00:52:28You're gonna be great.
00:52:30Yeah.
00:52:41Whoa.
00:52:43Dude, are you okay?
00:52:46Sorry about that.
00:52:47Um, I've just been a little bit stressed,
00:52:50and I've just tried to blow off some steam.
00:52:54By getting herpes?
00:52:55Dude, Virgil has been using that thing since the 90s.
00:52:58I know.
00:53:00I've hit an all-time low.
00:53:02What are you stressed about?
00:53:04Dude, we're gonna be great tonight.
00:53:05It's not about the match.
00:53:07It's...
00:53:07What?
00:53:08I could help.
00:53:09What is it?
00:53:09No.
00:53:10No, no, no.
00:53:10I got it.
00:53:11I got it.
00:53:13I tell you, I sure could use a drink.
00:53:14I don't think right about now.
00:53:15Ian said we have to do exactly as he says.
00:53:17If you drink from that...
00:53:18He's not gonna know.
00:53:20Yeah, but I will.
00:53:25Look, I...
00:53:27I gotta...
00:53:28I gotta throw this thing away.
00:53:30Carrying around a bag full of shame.
00:53:33I'm gonna go for a little walk,
00:53:35and collect my thoughts,
00:53:37and we can talk about this when I get back.
00:53:40Cool?
00:53:42Cool.
00:53:43Sure.
00:53:44Yeah, but...
00:53:45Austin, seriously, man.
00:53:47Um, don't go out drinking.
00:53:49We have a chance tomorrow.
00:53:50You saw what happened tonight.
00:53:51We beat Ian.
00:53:52He let us win.
00:53:57God damn it.
00:53:58It's not what I, um...
00:54:02I'm sorry.
00:54:03I'm gonna get rid of this,
00:54:05and I'll just be right back.
00:54:08Okay.
00:54:09Okay.
00:54:11Okay.
00:54:11Okay.
00:54:11Okay.
00:54:11Okay.
00:54:39Do you want a walking partner?
00:54:42Excuse me?
00:54:43Do you want a walking partner?
00:54:45It's just you're there,
00:54:46and I'm here,
00:54:46and it's that weird,
00:54:47sort of awkward thing,
00:54:48and I just figured,
00:54:49well, that's silly.
00:54:50You know,
00:54:50we may as well walk together.
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:53Sure.
00:54:53Where are you headed?
00:54:54Do you know where
00:54:55Holloway Drive is?
00:54:56Uh, you sure you're
00:54:58in the right neighborhood?
00:54:59I have no idea.
00:55:01I just moved here,
00:55:02and, um,
00:55:03I was meeting some coworkers,
00:55:05and I can't find the street,
00:55:06and I keep texting them,
00:55:07but nothing,
00:55:08and I'm so lost.
00:55:11Yeah, I've never heard of it.
00:55:13You tried Googling it?
00:55:14Yeah, I did,
00:55:15but nothing came up.
00:55:16I just drove down here.
00:55:18I figured this is where
00:55:18all the cool spots in town
00:55:20seem to be.
00:55:21They are,
00:55:22but, uh,
00:55:23I don't know.
00:55:24I grew up here.
00:55:25I've never heard of that before.
00:55:26Um,
00:55:28sorry,
00:55:28I-I-I wish I could help you out.
00:55:30I just...
00:55:31Ah, it's fine.
00:55:33I'll just see them on Monday
00:55:34and figure something out.
00:55:38Uh, I could...
00:55:40I could walk you back
00:55:41to your car
00:55:41if you'd like.
00:55:43That'd be nice.
00:55:44Thanks.
00:55:47It's in the bag.
00:55:49Ah!
00:55:50Ah!
00:55:51What the heck is that?
00:55:52It's-it's nothing.
00:55:54Uh, that was nothing.
00:55:55That was, um,
00:55:57that was my little brother's.
00:55:58I was just throwing away for him.
00:55:59So,
00:56:00and, uh,
00:56:01now it's gone.
00:56:02You're acting really strange.
00:56:04Was that a, uh...
00:56:05No, that was-
00:56:06that was nothing.
00:56:08That was definitely nothing.
00:56:09It's gone, so...
00:56:14Um,
00:56:16so, uh,
00:56:17how long you lived here?
00:56:18About a week.
00:56:20Wow.
00:56:21You are new.
00:56:22I am.
00:56:24Where'd you move from?
00:56:26Santa Claus.
00:56:28Santa Claus?
00:56:29Mm-hmm.
00:56:29Okay, now you're just-
00:56:30you're now you're just messing with me.
00:56:32Oh, honestly,
00:56:33it's a small town.
00:56:34Oh, no,
00:56:35I know all about
00:56:36Santa Claus, Indiana.
00:56:37I just never met
00:56:38anybody from there.
00:56:39Yeah,
00:56:39that's where I am.
00:56:40Really?
00:56:41Yeah.
00:56:42Holy shit.
00:56:43You have no idea
00:56:44how excited this makes me.
00:56:45Why is that?
00:56:46I don't know.
00:56:47I've always just had a thing
00:56:48for those
00:56:50little Indiana towns
00:56:51with weird,
00:56:52funky names,
00:56:52you know?
00:56:53Mm-hmm.
00:56:54Like,
00:56:55Mudsoff?
00:56:56Hey,
00:56:56that's a good one.
00:56:58Um,
00:56:59Carefree Indiana.
00:57:00Toad Hop?
00:57:02Hardscrabble.
00:57:03Bee Hunter.
00:57:04Goddamn,
00:57:05you're good at this.
00:57:05Um,
00:57:06okay.
00:57:07Now,
00:57:07if you want to get a little spicy,
00:57:08there's the famous
00:57:09French lick,
00:57:10Indiana.
00:57:11Mm-hmm.
00:57:12Keeping on the spicy theme,
00:57:14there is
00:57:14Booty.
00:57:15Booty?
00:57:16Yeah,
00:57:16you know,
00:57:16it's spelled like Buddha.
00:57:18You know how the rest
00:57:18of the world
00:57:19would pronounce it,
00:57:20but this being Indiana.
00:57:22Nice.
00:57:23That's hilarious.
00:57:24Um,
00:57:25okay,
00:57:25now one of my
00:57:26personal favorites.
00:57:27Floyd's Knob.
00:57:31Pocket Punani.
00:57:33Pocket?
00:57:34What?
00:57:35No,
00:57:36that was,
00:57:36that was my little brother's,
00:57:38I swear.
00:57:38I hope for your sake
00:57:39it was,
00:57:40cause that did not look good.
00:57:41No,
00:57:42I,
00:57:42honest.
00:57:45Well,
00:57:45this is me.
00:57:46Oh.
00:57:47It's been nice.
00:57:49Yeah.
00:57:51Do you want to get a drink?
00:57:56A drink?
00:57:58Uh,
00:57:58yeah.
00:58:00Are you nervous?
00:58:02Never.
00:58:02Me?
00:58:07thank you very much.
00:58:08Looks great.
00:58:12Yeah.
00:58:18It's weird.
00:58:20What is?
00:58:21Well,
00:58:21I've,
00:58:22I've been in this place
00:58:23a bunch of times
00:58:23and it's always packed.
00:58:26Makes you feel like
00:58:27everybody knows something
00:58:28you don't.
00:58:29Hmm.
00:58:30Maybe it's just
00:58:31one of those kind of nights.
00:58:33What kind of that?
00:58:34And the unexpected
00:58:35can happen.
00:58:40Can I ask you
00:58:41a serious
00:58:42question now?
00:58:44Sure.
00:58:45You sure?
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:46Okay.
00:58:48Have you noticed
00:58:49how much the
00:58:50Statue of Liberty
00:58:51looks like Elvis?
00:58:53What?
00:58:53No,
00:58:54it doesn't.
00:58:55Oh,
00:58:55you don't believe me?
00:58:56No,
00:58:56it doesn't.
00:58:57Okay.
00:59:00Just take a look
00:59:01at this,
00:59:02please.
00:59:05That's insane.
00:59:07That's crazy,
00:59:08right?
00:59:09How come more people
00:59:10aren't talking about this?
00:59:11I don't know.
00:59:13You know what?
00:59:14I think it,
00:59:15that's up to us now
00:59:16to start getting
00:59:17the word out about it.
00:59:22So what do you do?
00:59:24I own a bar.
00:59:26I own a bar
00:59:27with my little
00:59:27brother,
00:59:28Hank.
00:59:28Oh,
00:59:29the one with the,
00:59:30uh,
00:59:32jeez,
00:59:32yes.
00:59:33Yeah,
00:59:34yeah,
00:59:34that's the one.
00:59:37You're not
00:59:38going to believe
00:59:38this.
00:59:39Uh,
00:59:42he and I
00:59:42are playing
00:59:43for the World
00:59:44Darts Championship
00:59:45tomorrow in Chicago.
00:59:48You're right.
00:59:48I don't believe you.
00:59:49There is no such thing
00:59:51as the World
00:59:51Darts Championship.
00:59:52What?
00:59:52Yes,
00:59:53there is.
00:59:54It's a real thing
00:59:54and we're playing
00:59:55in it tomorrow.
00:59:57It's going to be
00:59:57on TV and everything.
00:59:59Seriously?
00:59:59Yeah.
01:00:01Wow.
01:00:03It's nuts.
01:00:04I mean,
01:00:05that's amazing.
01:00:05You must be pretty good.
01:00:10Yeah.
01:00:13Well,
01:00:13let's shrink
01:00:13to that then.
01:00:16Cheers.
01:00:24Come on,
01:00:26man.
01:00:26It's your phone.
01:00:28It's your phone.
01:00:32I screwed up.
01:00:34I told him
01:00:35you let us
01:00:36win the match
01:00:36yesterday.
01:00:38I'm sorry.
01:00:40It's been
01:00:41so stressed out
01:00:42lately.
01:00:45The bar's
01:00:46in terrible shape.
01:00:47We're barely
01:00:48hanging on.
01:00:49This apartment,
01:00:51I mean,
01:00:51everything,
01:00:51it's all tied together
01:00:52and
01:00:53to lose it all.
01:00:55I've been
01:00:56so stressed out
01:00:57lately,
01:00:57I even used
01:00:58Virgil's fake
01:00:58hoo-ha.
01:00:59I know.
01:01:00I know.
01:01:02Disgusting.
01:01:04Hank,
01:01:04he doesn't,
01:01:05he doesn't know
01:01:06about any of this.
01:01:07Well,
01:01:08he knows about
01:01:09the hoo-ha.
01:01:10That was
01:01:11embarrassing.
01:01:13He doesn't know
01:01:13about the rest,
01:01:14you know?
01:01:16They've just
01:01:17come so far.
01:01:19Let's go find him.
01:01:20Okay.
01:01:23That's okay.
01:01:24Come on.
01:01:30Oh,
01:01:31just the guy
01:01:32I wanted to see.
01:01:33Why?
01:01:33Have you seen Hank?
01:01:34Nope.
01:01:35I finally got my check.
01:01:36You gotta be
01:01:37shitting me.
01:01:38I told you.
01:01:39If it weren't for me,
01:01:40it would've been
01:01:41a damn refrigerator.
01:01:42Well,
01:01:43then,
01:01:43Virgil,
01:01:44I guess you deserve
01:01:44that money.
01:01:46Hey,
01:01:46do me a favor.
01:01:47If you see Hank,
01:01:47have him get in touch
01:01:48with me immediately.
01:01:49Please?
01:01:49Sure thing.
01:01:50Everything okay?
01:01:51I don't know, man.
01:01:52We're about to find out.
01:02:01Hey.
01:02:02Here for some
01:02:02last-minute supplies?
01:02:04No.
01:02:04I, uh,
01:02:07uh,
01:02:08where is he?
01:02:09I was hoping
01:02:10you might know.
01:02:13You know,
01:02:14he really...
01:02:17Well,
01:02:19you're the first place
01:02:19to look.
01:02:20I don't know.
01:02:25I don't mean to put this on you,
01:02:29but I don't know what I would do
01:02:34if you were to leave me.
01:02:37The truth
01:02:38is I can't live without,
01:02:41without you.
01:02:43I don't know where I would go.
01:02:47I don't know what I would do.
01:02:49but all I know
01:02:51is I just would not be myself.
01:02:56I don't need nobody else.
01:02:59But you,
01:03:00I don't mean to put this on you,
01:03:04but I don't know what I would do
01:03:08if you were to leave me.
01:03:11The truth
01:03:13is I can't live without,
01:03:16without you.
01:03:18I want you all to myself
01:03:21because I don't need nobody else.
01:03:27We have a love that is true
01:03:30because I can't live without,
01:03:33without you.
01:03:36Why'd you leave?
01:03:41I'm not kidding.
01:03:44These guys are the best in the world
01:03:45and I can't even hit a bullseye
01:03:46when I'm at home by myself.
01:03:50I started to believe we could win, too.
01:03:57You can't hit a bullseye?
01:03:59Is that a joke?
01:04:02What do you mean?
01:04:04You hit one every moment
01:04:06of every day with me.
01:04:08You've never not hit a bullseye
01:04:09as far as I can tell, Hank.
01:04:12You're just
01:04:13a bullseye kind of guy.
01:04:19Look how far you've come.
01:04:23There's a champion inside you.
01:04:26That's what I see.
01:04:29Now go show the world
01:04:31what the Hank Fuller
01:04:32that I know can do.
01:04:38Thanks.
01:04:39No, don't like me.
01:04:41When you win,
01:04:42you owe me a song.
01:04:48I'll see you at the match.
01:04:50Wouldn't miss it for the world.
01:04:59I mean,
01:05:00if he doesn't get here soon,
01:05:01he'll be here.
01:05:07Sorry, I'm late.
01:05:08You're my brother, Hank.
01:05:09You don't apologize to me.
01:05:11I'm just glad you made it.
01:05:12Oh, by the way,
01:05:14I didn't drink last night.
01:05:16And I was wrong.
01:05:17Ian didn't let us win the match.
01:05:19Right?
01:05:21I don't know
01:05:22if you drank last night or not.
01:05:23But if you did,
01:05:24I'm going to kick your ass.
01:05:26And yeah,
01:05:26I didn't let you guys win.
01:05:27You guys played great.
01:05:29Now why don't we show these boys
01:05:31how we do things
01:05:32on this side of the pond?
01:05:35You guys,
01:05:36I'm going to let you go.
01:05:46I didn't let you speak.
01:06:19Hold this and stand to be accurate.
01:06:24What's that, sir?
01:06:25Uh, seven feet, nine and a quarter inches.
01:06:29Now hold it at the bullseye.
01:06:33Now what's that, sir?
01:06:34Five feet, eight inches.
01:06:36Exactly right.
01:06:37It's the same dartboard you guys have been throwing at the whole time.
01:06:40They don't change any rules for the world championship.
01:06:44Cool?
01:06:45Cool.
01:06:46All right, let's go warm up.
01:06:49Guys, wait a second.
01:06:51What's that?
01:06:52They didn't even bother to change the banner.
01:06:58That's okay.
01:06:59After tonight, they're never gonna forget your names.
01:07:18Ladies and gentlemen, let's get started!
01:07:22Let's get started!
01:07:25Everybody say, oh yeah!
01:07:28Oh yeah!
01:07:29Oh yeah!
01:07:30Oh yeah!
01:07:31Oh yeah!
01:07:33Oh yeah!
01:07:35Oh yeah!
01:07:39Oh yeah!
01:07:40Oh yeah!
01:07:41Oh yeah!
01:07:42Oh yeah!
01:07:54and from Michigan City, Indiana.
01:07:59We got you rolling.
01:08:01Right here from Michigan City, Indiana,
01:08:04Hank the Hammer.
01:08:06And Tom Austin Turner, baby.
01:08:09Dark Side of the Moon.
01:08:12I hear you guys say, oh yeah.
01:08:17I'm so sorry for you, baby.
01:08:19I'm so sorry for you.
01:08:30Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
01:08:32and thanks for joining me and my partner in the booth,
01:08:34Sean Grafton, for tonight's World Darts Championship.
01:08:37What are your thoughts, Sean?
01:08:38First off, I just want to apologize for the joke
01:08:41I made last week about, you know, having a drink in the booth.
01:08:44That's just silly dart humor,
01:08:45and I really didn't mean anything by it.
01:08:47Not a problem.
01:08:48I doubt anybody took that seriously.
01:08:50So, thoughts about the match?
01:08:52One word, bloodbath.
01:08:54These guys from a pub league in a little town in Indiana
01:08:56have no chance.
01:08:57Two games to nothing.
01:08:58I doubt they even score a single point against the Giants.
01:09:01Well, there you have it, folks,
01:09:03from the former champ himself.
01:09:05Let's go down to the Aki as the match is about to begin.
01:09:14Hey, my name is Ian.
01:09:15I coached outside of the moon.
01:09:18Good luck, man.
01:09:19You're going to need it.
01:09:20Do you have our trophy?
01:09:21I think they only give you that if you win.
01:09:24You guys got what I want?
01:09:25What?
01:09:25An apology?
01:09:26What do we owe you a fucking apology for?
01:09:28What you said about my father.
01:09:31Hey, I'll get it out there.
01:09:33Hey.
01:09:34Yeah.
01:09:34Hey.
01:09:35Who's Earl Ben?
01:09:37My father is Alistair Whitman.
01:09:40And now I wish you guys good luck.
01:09:42Because you're going to need it.
01:09:46Wait a second.
01:09:47Is he really your dad?
01:09:48Stay focused.
01:09:48Finish warming up.
01:09:55Did you hear that?
01:09:57Did I just hear that Alistair Whitman is his father?
01:10:00That's what it sounded like to me.
01:10:02If that's true, does that make any difference in tonight's match?
01:10:05No.
01:10:06They still have zero chance to win.
01:10:10Tonight's game is the best of three match.
01:10:12The first team to win two matches is the champion.
01:10:15Now the standard CDC rules apply,
01:10:17and the Gallium brothers won first to throw.
01:10:19Are you ready, gentlemen?
01:10:21Then shake hands, and shoot well.
01:10:24Shoot well.
01:10:25You twos are punching way above your weight.
01:10:27We've been told to be nice and play a soft little game
01:10:30and make it look good.
01:10:31So play alone,
01:10:32or I'll send you both home in a fucking ambulance.
01:10:35And here you go.
01:10:36We want you to be the first to have this.
01:10:38A CD.
01:10:39Great.
01:10:41Hold on, this is our name.
01:10:42And now it will always be remembered
01:10:44as the title of our first album.
01:10:47You're welcome.
01:10:48I don't want that piece of shit record.
01:10:51Yeah, I might check it out.
01:10:52That'd be cool, right?
01:10:53What?
01:10:54Hey, hey, can I see that thing for a second?
01:10:57Get the fuck out.
01:10:58What are you doing?
01:11:00I'm looking for my friend.
01:11:02Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:03They're going to throw your darts for you?
01:11:05Why don't you guys get your heads in the game?
01:11:13Double 20.
01:11:15Double 19.
01:11:16They're not even going for points.
01:11:18Oh, white horse.
01:11:19You threw a white horse.
01:11:23Screw them.
01:11:24You know what to do.
01:11:25They're not taking Darkseid seriously.
01:11:27They just went in.
01:11:28Well, let's see how Darkseid responds.
01:11:33Trouble 17
01:11:36Trouble 16
01:11:38Okay
01:11:38Trouble 15
01:11:40That's unbelievable
01:11:42These boys came to play
01:11:53I gave that guy my pussy
01:11:57This guy owns my pussy
01:12:05Hold the blinder there, didn't you?
01:12:16Austin's turn to the hockey
01:12:17Much for shaking Nicky up
01:12:18Because he only hit two 20s
01:12:20What the fuck was that?
01:12:23Here we go
01:12:23This is our chance
01:12:24Go for points
01:12:25Close out 20s, 19s
01:12:43Hank only manages 34 points
01:12:46Sorry about that
01:12:47We're still in it
01:12:54Lance closes the 17s and 16s
01:13:01Austin closes 20s and 19s
01:13:03We should have gone for points in the 15s
01:13:05His coach won't be happy about that
01:13:08Nicky closes the 15s
01:13:09And lands a bullseye
01:13:22Hank is only able to get one bullseye
01:13:24He needed a bunch of them to keep them in this
01:13:26Well, whatever your name is
01:13:28You're just little chakery cracks under pressure
01:13:30Aren't you?
01:13:31Get your notebook, laddie
01:13:32Show you how it's done
01:13:37Guy and brothers 1
01:13:39Dark side of the moon
01:13:40Zero
01:13:41Just as I predicted, Dirk
01:13:42Folks, if you have those dinner reservations in 20 minutes
01:13:45You're not gonna miss them
01:13:48I'm killing this guy, son
01:13:49I'm sorry
01:13:50I'm gonna tell you something
01:13:51My father told me about Darts
01:13:53But it applies to everything in life
01:13:55You have to believe
01:13:56Right here
01:13:57Right now
01:13:58That you're as great as any Darts team
01:14:00That ever was
01:14:00Or ever will be
01:14:02But you have to believe that
01:14:04Hank!
01:14:05Hey
01:14:06Hank
01:14:07How's the match going?
01:14:08Uh, it's terrible
01:14:10We lost the first game
01:14:11I, um, I couldn't concentrate
01:14:14Well, I think it's because I had to get you these
01:14:21Thank you
01:14:22So you weren't lying
01:14:26Hey, you made it
01:14:28You kidding?
01:14:29I had to see this with my own eyes
01:14:30Thank you
01:14:32What the hell is this?
01:14:33Let's throw some Darts
01:14:34So we can get the hell out of here
01:14:38I'll see you around, okay?
01:14:41Hey, uh
01:14:42Don't go anywhere
01:14:43I won't
01:14:44I promise
01:14:45You promise?
01:14:46I promise
01:14:47But you have to promise me something
01:14:50Anything
01:14:51When
01:14:59You heard what the man said
01:15:00Let's throw some Darts
01:15:03Let's go
01:15:08This should be the final game of the match
01:15:10I don't think Dartside can keep up with it
01:15:18Lance is keeping the same strategy
01:15:19Closing the 20s
01:15:21And 19s
01:15:22Yeah
01:15:22Let's see if Austin can answer like last game
01:15:32Fuck it
01:15:35Whoa
01:15:35Trouble 20
01:15:38Trouble 19
01:15:41Trouble 18
01:15:42I didn't see that guy
01:15:43It's like he said
01:15:44You can't hit the white horse here
01:15:46But I sure as shit can
01:15:54They're still not taking them seriously
01:15:56Hank stepped up to Liaki
01:15:57This is where the game has faltered in the past
01:15:59Trouble 17
01:16:01Trouble 16
01:16:06Trouble 15
01:16:08Wow
01:16:08Wow
01:16:09The galleons are going to start taking them seriously now
01:16:15Single bullseye
01:16:17Double bullseye
01:16:20And another single bullseye
01:16:23Yeah, you see
01:16:23Now they're starting to score points
01:16:26Austin could potentially close the game
01:16:28He needs to shut down the bulls first
01:16:32Single bull
01:16:36Double bull
01:16:37He needs the trouble
01:16:3816 or 15 for a miracle game
01:16:46No one saw this coming
01:16:48Especially me
01:16:49The galleons brothers won
01:16:50Dark side of the moon won
01:16:52Ladies and gentlemen
01:16:53Now we have a match
01:16:55That's right
01:16:56Cancel those dinner reservations
01:16:57Showtime babies
01:17:00Showtime
01:17:06They took off their sunnies
01:17:08They said they never take off their sunnies
01:17:10They mean business
01:17:11Here we go
01:17:12Ladies and gentlemen
01:17:13The final game
01:17:15This is exciting stuff
01:17:23Lance Galleon hits three triple 20s
01:17:25He's closed the 20s
01:17:27And scored 120 points
01:17:28That was a magnificent start to the game
01:17:38Trouble 19
01:17:39Trouble 19
01:17:41Another trouble 19
01:17:43The way these two are throwing
01:17:45Their coach may really be Alistair Whitman's son
01:17:50Austin Turner hits seven 19s
01:17:53Darts out of the moon
01:17:54A seven to six points
01:17:54Great response
01:17:59Nicky hits the triple 19
01:18:00And three 18s
01:18:02As I thought
01:18:03Both teams are now playing
01:18:04A modern strategy
01:18:10Hank Fuller hits two triple 17s
01:18:12And a triple 20s
01:18:13Fantastic darts
01:18:14They've now gone ahead
01:18:16With 127 points
01:18:19Hits hits the triple 18
01:18:21And three 17s
01:18:22They've retaken the lead
01:18:23With 174
01:18:25What a match
01:18:27In Freddy Ball
01:18:28And now they have the lead
01:18:30By one
01:18:34Nicky finds four 15s
01:18:35Giving them the lead
01:18:36With 189 points
01:18:42They've again
01:18:43Inched ahead
01:18:44With 191 points
01:18:45This is like
01:18:46Two heavyweight boxers
01:18:47Giving everything they have
01:18:49In the final round
01:18:49Of a title match
01:18:51An incredible thing
01:18:52To witness
01:18:52Lance lands a triple 15
01:18:54Then finds two 16s
01:18:56Third head
01:18:57With a 234 points
01:19:00Austin hits another triple 16
01:19:02And closes the 15s
01:19:04As they've regained the lead
01:19:05With 239 points
01:19:10Blast heart
01:19:11Just misses
01:19:12Yes
01:19:12But it landed in the 16
01:19:14Closing out that number
01:19:15Meaning it all comes down
01:19:16To the bulls
01:19:17To recap
01:19:18The Galleon Brothers
01:19:19Have closed out the 20s
01:19:20Through the 15s
01:19:21And they've managed
01:19:22Two bullseyes
01:19:22They also have 234 points
01:19:24Dart side of the moon
01:19:25Has also closed out
01:19:27The 20s through the 15s
01:19:28They have no bulls
01:19:29But they are ahead
01:19:30With 239 points
01:19:31Dart side of the moon
01:19:32Needs three bulls
01:19:33To the Galleon Brothers
01:19:34Two to win the game
01:19:35And the match
01:20:02Hey
01:20:03Hank
01:20:05Look at me
01:20:12So?
01:20:12Sorry
01:20:13Oh my god
01:20:13I cannot stop thinking
01:20:15About how much
01:20:15A statue of liberty
01:20:16Looks like Elvis
01:20:20But hey
01:20:21There's no pressure man
01:20:22We've already won
01:20:50We've already won
01:20:54That does not look good.
01:20:56It's not good at all.
01:21:03It's virtually impossible.
01:21:05The dart is covering almost the entire double ball, which is what he needs to win.
01:21:12This shot was only made once, and that was by the greatest player to ever throw a dart.
01:21:49The dart's out of the moon, win!
01:21:51Darts out of the moon!
01:21:52wins they are the new darts champions of the world we actually caught the dart in all my years
01:21:58i've never seen that this may be the greatest day in the history of this beautiful sport
01:22:04we did it bro we did it no she won believable no that shot was unbelievable and we saved the
01:22:11bar
01:22:12wait what what are you talking about oh dude if we did 100 000 we could have lost the place
01:22:17seriously yeah the apartment too when were you going to tell me never what the mother of christ
01:22:25happened i told you they'd never forget your names after tonight is that why you had us play in our
01:22:31underwear so we'd be ready for this no that had nothing to do with anything i just thought that
01:22:36was funny this is alistar whitman really your dad or is that some bullshit hey does it matter
01:22:47hey that was for you weirdo mittens who knew darts could be so exciting surprising right yeah
01:22:53you're gonna have to show me how to play later gentlemen i uh i think we know what i want
01:23:02thank you for what for everything i couldn't have done it without you
01:23:10hey i was wondering do you think you and i could sometime would you be interested good lord hey
01:23:20why do you think i have a little dart section in my otherwise beautiful shop yes yes i would love
01:23:28to go
01:23:44out with you
01:23:47huh so you're still saying it was hank's fake vagina
01:23:54oh girl hey i'm i'm gloating here man is this some kind of a joke what you're a queer hey
01:24:00you
01:24:00got a problem with him then you can you know it's all good man i got this listen man i
01:24:04just learned
01:24:05yeah yeah yeah whatever look all i wanted to say was i'm a queer too but up until now i
01:24:10was the only
01:24:10one playing championship dots you know what i mean welcome to the game mate your lads played well
01:24:16we won a fucking rematch
01:24:22i also did not see that coming
01:24:29hey now where you going
01:24:33you're going we got lots to see right now
01:24:56yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah virgil everybody thank you so much virgil
01:25:04for that wonderful rendition of darling Nicky.
01:25:07Yeah, Prince was a good friend of mine.
01:25:10The original title of that film.
01:25:11Yes, he was.
01:25:12Yes, he was.
01:25:13Thank you, Virgil.
01:25:14Another round for Virgil.
01:25:17All right.
01:25:24Um, never did this before,
01:25:28but it was the first time for everything, right?
01:25:32So.
01:25:33Woo!
01:25:34There goes nothing.
01:25:51I was a-losing his lost cards
01:25:56You were misled by what you saw
01:25:59But there we were tempted by fate
01:26:03And a half-empty blender
01:26:06So we drank it till the sun came up
01:26:09Told me that you only hung around
01:26:11To see if we could make
01:26:13It a night to remember
01:26:20You said watch me now, boy, I'm gonna make it rain
01:26:24I said, baby, do you really wanna go there?
01:26:27You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna go insane
01:26:31If you watch me, if I really wanna go there
01:26:34You waited in your running car
01:26:38So patiently outside the bar
01:26:42Dark-born angels
01:26:44Dark-born angels
01:26:44Save and live from some bad decisions
01:26:48Then you drove us to a parking lot
01:26:51Somewhere out on the streets
01:26:53Somewhere out on the streets
01:26:53To make some fancy memories
01:26:55To make some fancy memories
01:26:57History with no need of revision
01:27:02You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna make it rain
01:27:06I said, baby, do you really wanna go there?
01:27:10You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna go insane
01:27:13If you ask me if I really wanna go there
01:27:16If you ask me if I really wanna go there
01:27:20Dark-born angels
01:27:22How could a stranger believe in me?
01:27:48You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna make it rain
01:27:52I said, baby, do you really wanna go there?
01:27:55You said, watch it now, boy, I'm gonna go insane
01:27:59If you ask me if I really wanna go there
01:28:02You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna make it rain
01:28:06I said, baby, do you really wanna go there?
01:28:10You said, watch it now, boy, I'm gonna go insane
01:28:13If you ask me if I really wanna go there
01:28:16You said, watch me now, boy, I'm gonna make it rain
01:28:20I said, baby, do you really wanna go there?
01:28:24You said, watch it now, boy, I'm gonna go insane
01:28:27Oh, if you ask me if I really want to go there
01:28:30If you ask me if I really want to go there
01:28:34If you ask me if I really want to go there
01:28:57If I really want to go there
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