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00:00Previously on 1,000 Pound Sisters.
00:03You like our fizz?
00:05No.
00:07Are you ready?
00:08Let's get you some straight eyes, okay?
00:10My wedding is 10 days away, and I'm getting eye surgery to fix my lazy eye.
00:16Okay, you ready?
00:18Yeah.
00:18It's just scary because you might cut the wrong pipe and I'd be blind.
00:23You never know.
00:24Surgery went beautifully.
00:25Look, that eye's going to be crossed in.
00:27It will take about 7 to 10 days until it's quite a bit better.
00:33Have you decided to go to the wedding?
00:36I always be peed, but I don't, I mean...
00:39You don't know if it's going to go?
00:40It's been so nice to know that she still wants me a part of their life, you know what I
00:45mean?
00:45I'd show up just, even if she didn't really want you there.
00:51Here comes the bride.
00:53All dressed in black.
00:56Our wedding's tomorrow, and I'm feeling anxious.
00:59There's a lot going on.
01:01I'm just hoping and praying my eyes stays open tomorrow.
01:04I want to look perfect in my wedding.
01:06I'll be there in a minute, baby.
01:08And right now, I don't know who the f*** is going to show up tomorrow,
01:11and if they're going to be on the best behavior or not.
01:15I don't want my dream wedding turning into a free-for-all f***ing show.
01:35Are you ready to have fun at the wedding today?
01:37No.
01:38No?
01:39It's okay.
01:41We're finally getting married today.
01:44I already got cold feet.
01:46You got cold feet?
01:47Yeah, I have no shoes on.
01:50I literally got cold feet.
01:54Good news is my eyes feel so much better since the rehearsal.
01:57So now, I'm more nervous about how the boys are going to act in the actual ceremony and stuff like
02:02that.
02:03But other than how the boys are acting, the dance is what's got me on the edge, too.
02:08Are you guys practicing?
02:10No.
02:14Hello.
02:15Happy wedding day.
02:16Happy wedding day.
02:19The wedding starts at 2, and I got to get my hair and makeup done.
02:22I got to get, you know, my clothes on and try to avoid Brian.
02:27Last night, we slept in different rooms because it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding.
02:31I don't know why it's bad luck, but I know I didn't do it with Michael, and we'd end up
02:35in the divorce,
02:36so I ain't taking no damn chances with Brian.
02:39So, how you feeling?
02:41I'm all right, just a little anxious.
02:43Your eye looks really good.
02:45I think one of the stitches filed out last night.
02:48This morning, my eye's still pulling a little inward, but I'm okay with that because the doctor said eventually it'll
02:54work his way out.
02:56Only problem is, my eyes are still a little bit dry and irritated, but hey, at least they're open.
03:03How did everybody sleep in the hotel?
03:05Any ghosts?
03:06I slept fine.
03:09I've had no ghostly experiences.
03:11The only ghostly experience I'll have today is the Holy Ghost.
03:18Yeah, the only bump in my night was Glenn kicking me in the back of the belly.
03:23Has anybody heard from Tammy today?
03:26Nope.
03:28We've not heard if Tammy's coming.
03:31If Tammy shows up, I hope they behave, but then again, I hope all of us behave.
03:35It ain't just them that has explosive tempers.
03:40Hello.
03:42Hi, how are you?
03:43Hey.
03:43Happy wedding day.
03:45Happy wedding day, sis.
03:46Hi.
03:48I'm excited to get all dolled up.
03:50My vision is Victorian elegance.
03:53Like, Cotillion-type .
03:56But this lady's gonna work cut down for it because, let's be real, I'm more like Cotillion's dirty shister that
04:03was in the gutter for a little bit.
04:08So, as far as today goes, are you okay to wear lashes?
04:12I don't want, yeah, I don't want lashes.
04:14You don't want lashes?
04:15Okay.
04:15But you're fine with, like, eyeshadow, all the others.
04:18Okay.
04:19The doctor knew about the wedding and didn't say, hey, don't put on forehead makeup.
04:23But I do not risk the glue.
04:26My eyes already come with lashes.
04:28I'm good.
04:31Hello.
04:32How are you?
04:33Good, how are you?
04:34Everything going good?
04:35Yeah.
04:36Got your robe for you.
04:38Oh, that's so pretty.
04:39So, it's the wedding day, and there is so much to do.
04:42I've got to set up the tables, decorate, put all the decor out, make sure Amy's okay, that she's not
04:51stressing out, check on the wedding party, check with the vendors, and just make sure that everything's gonna be on
04:57time.
04:57Everybody's gonna be ready to go.
04:58Because I like to run a tight ship.
05:01Do you want to go downstairs and look at the decor?
05:03Yeah.
05:04Okay, well, I'll see you in a minute.
05:10So, we're still working on it, but this is the reception area.
05:14I love it.
05:17So, let's take a look at some of your decor that you brought.
05:21I think some of these smaller tables, we're gonna have to do some of the smaller pieces.
05:25What if we put one like this?
05:27Up there?
05:29Or we can hang it, like.
05:30Yeah.
05:31You like that?
05:32Yeah.
05:34To be honest with you, I'm not really sure where everything should go.
05:37I make them, you make them pretty.
05:39We'll move this one right here.
05:40Like that there?
05:41Okay.
05:41Because it's both nautical.
05:43Oh, yeah.
05:43This one actually lights up, but we don't have to have it lit up.
05:46Okay.
05:47I'm gonna put this one on this side.
05:49What do you think of my creations?
05:51Oh, my gosh.
05:52I love it.
05:53I handmade each and every one of these centerpieces.
05:56They all go together because they're all gold.
05:59But at the end of the day, they're all their own masterpiece.
06:02Each individual one tells its own personal story.
06:06What does the sloth represent?
06:10I don't know.
06:12Okay, we've only got one on this one.
06:14I forgot about the shark.
06:16With these candles.
06:18I can use several of those.
06:21We've got a mixture of monkeys and crabs, and there was a snake.
06:27I was like, what in the world?
06:30Like, how does this go together?
06:31Like, what is the theme here?
06:33But there's nothing greenery and candles can't save.
06:37Anybody know how to tie a bow tie?
06:39Nope.
06:39You better hope it's a clip, homie.
06:42Oh.
06:43Is it a real one?
06:44I don't know.
06:44I've just seen it in there.
06:45You're out of luck, homie, because I don't know how to do it.
06:48You don't know how?
06:48I don't know.
06:51So I'm getting married today.
06:54Eventually.
06:54Hopefully everything will go smooth.
06:56We'll be right on time.
06:57And here in a few hours, I will be married.
07:02So do any of you happen to know what this thing is?
07:06It's a vest.
07:06Or where it goes?
07:07Yeah, over your head.
07:09I did wear a tux at my first wedding, but that's been many moons ago, so I don't really
07:15remember it.
07:16And it's got a lot of different parts and pieces that I don't know what to do with.
07:22You ain't gonna go over my head, yo.
07:26He has clipped his bowtie and trying to slip it over his head like a choker necklace.
07:32And I'm trying to figure out where the hell, in good sense, did he think of this s***, because
07:38I mean, damn!
07:43No!
07:44Well, it's got milk on, homie.
07:47Oh, okay.
07:49We're about to get this figured out.
07:51I hope to God this is the last time Brian ever has to dress up in a tux, because he
07:57has no
07:57damn clue what's going on in the kitchen.
08:00And with that being said, we gotta make sure when he leaves this room, he's a one-tip-top
08:07pimp s***.
08:08So, God help me!
08:13Well, I'm finished with you.
08:15I like it.
08:16You're welcome.
08:18Well, I'll let you go ahead and get dressed and get everything going, and then if you need
08:21anything, I'll leave some touch-up stuff for you out there, okay?
08:24Okay.
08:24All righty.
08:26All I have left is putting on my dress.
08:30The closer I get to walking down the aisle, I'm feeling a little butterflies, but I'm so
08:34excited because I get to marry my best friend.
08:41Come in!
08:55Oh, Lord, what the s*** is going to happen now?
09:17See a Tammy here.
09:18I'm like, oh, God.
09:23I was so scared to see her today.
09:25I was like, do I really want to see her?
09:28Like, is she going to make this day about her?
09:30Is she going to, like, yell at me for something?
09:37So, I'm here.
09:40You know why I'm here.
09:43Today is a Tammy's wedding day, and I'm here.
09:47I decided to go to a Tammy's wedding to support her.
09:50But first, I want to talk with Amy.
09:55I just hope I'm not making a huge mistake.
09:58I really don't know how Amy's going to react.
10:09I'm sorry.
10:14And I wanted to prove you that I'm here to support you.
10:22I accept this, like, you and Brian coming in as one.
10:28I accept him as my brother-in-law.
10:32I accept you, the way you are.
10:39And I got you this.
10:42You got something new, and you got something blue.
10:49I like it.
10:51You don't put it on me.
10:53Bitch, I knew you were going to ask me to.
10:54Please know they're too long to do anything.
10:59I might have to tell you about me, though.
11:02I am getting merciful right now, because I'm kind of overwhelmed that she apologized on the fact that she was
11:09wrong.
11:10I didn't even know that she knew the word.
11:13But Tammy's support means so much to me right now.
11:21Well, today's a new chapter, a new beginning of your life.
11:25I don't want my more fighting.
11:27I want to squash everything.
11:29Just move past it.
11:30Let's bury it.
11:30Let's move on.
11:33Sounds great.
11:35Bitch, I ain't even been in heels for you, Brass.
11:39I ain't getting no heels here.
11:40I got flats.
11:43Does that mean, she was like the shoes you're wearing?
11:45Yeah.
11:46Well, they're slides, but they're diamond slides.
11:50It's not a surprise to me that Amy got diamond slides for her wedding shoes.
11:56That bitch could wear slides anywhere and everywhere.
11:59I think if she was climbing a mountain, she'd probably wear slides.
12:02But seriously, I'm glad the conversation with Amy went well.
12:09Showing love and affection, saying I'm sorry, it's not really something we grew up with.
12:16But if you don't apologize, it's like having a wound that never heals.
12:22It just gets worse.
12:24Until you have no relationship left.
12:28I don't want that.
12:30And I love her.
12:32And I want to be sisters again.
12:37What do you think of the hair color?
12:40I actually really like it.
12:42I truly like it.
12:44This is the first time I'm looking you in the face and telling you I like your hair.
12:48This suits you.
12:50And I heard you got your eyes.
12:53They look good, is what I'm trying to say.
12:55I thought that was scary for you that you were going to have roses.
12:59And I'm glad you don't.
13:00I still got like a couple stitches, but one fell out last night.
13:05I mean, I knew she had surgery.
13:08And I was worried that her eyes were going to be bruised.
13:13But I wanted to, she looked great.
13:16And I was standing there.
13:18Only thing I could say was, wow.
13:22Like she really did look good.
13:24Well, bitch, I'm going to go ahead and get out of here and let you finish getting ready.
13:27Okay.
13:27You look gorgeous.
13:29I love you and I'm proud of you.
13:31So keep that crown held high.
13:38I was not expecting Tammy to be this nice to me.
13:42This is all Halloween miracle.
13:44I mean, Jesse James himself done kissed Tammy on the forehead, made her apologize.
13:48He was like, if you don't, I will shoot you in your sleep, bitch.
14:13All right.
14:15Are you ready?
14:16Yep.
14:17Oh, you look so pretty.
14:20How are you going to put this on?
14:22You going to go over your head or step in?
14:24I step aside.
14:25My wedding was supposed to start a few minutes ago in true Amy fashion.
14:29I'm going to be late.
14:30I'm really excited to get in my dress because I am skinnier now than when I first tried it
14:35on.
14:35I actually went down three sizes since then.
14:38I don't know what it feels like anyway.
14:40I got my eye fixed and I lost weight.
14:45Ryan ain't marrying me.
14:46He's marrying a trophy.
14:50Right here.
14:53I need some help.
14:54These nails ain't doing right.
14:55They don't.
14:56You got to do all them?
14:57Yeah.
14:58Amy's dress is absolutely gorgeous.
15:01But them buttons on the back of that thing is a mile long.
15:05We might be here all day trying to button her in.
15:09Please don't let her have gas.
15:14You might have to help with those buttons because my nails, I can't.
15:18The struggle was real and bad.
15:20When I went to go try it on, the seat shirts didn't have this much trouble buttoning it
15:24up.
15:24What the ?
15:26Good lord.
15:27They need to make better contraptions getting into these things.
15:31I don't know if I have some of them.
15:33Brittany was trying.
15:34Lili was trying.
15:35Misty was trying.
15:36The photographer.
15:37Come on.
15:39Somebody needs to hoist me in this damn dress.
15:42What about this?
15:44This is too thick.
15:45Is it?
15:46Yeah.
15:47Well, it was a good idea.
15:48It was a great idea.
15:49It really was.
15:50I am a stickler about a wedding starting on time, and it should have started 20 minutes
15:55ago.
15:55Amy's been getting ready all day.
15:57I mean, she's been in there four hours doing hair and makeup.
16:00So she should be ready by now.
16:02Do you have your jewelry on, Amy?
16:05Everything else is on?
16:06Mm-hmm.
16:07Oh, and my shoes.
16:08Shoes and veil is what you have left?
16:10Okay.
16:13We are definitely running behind, and poor Kelly's pissed off.
16:18If that lady cuts, she would be doing it now.
16:21Oh, good Lord.
16:23Way past time for the ceremony.
16:25Let's do that.
16:26There we go.
16:27We are moving.
16:28And we are in there.
16:39See, it looks really pretty.
16:42Who?
16:42Amy.
16:43She looks really pretty.
16:45That's good.
16:47We're all waiting on Amy to come out.
16:49Apparently, it's my fault the wedding got held up, but it was worth it.
16:53She cried.
16:55Happy tears.
16:56I told you.
16:58I told you everything was going to be okay with it.
17:00I told you, didn't I?
17:02That was probably the greatest thing that's happened to her, because she misses you.
17:07I am very relieved that Amy and Tammy got along.
17:11Moving forward, I hope that their relationship stays good, because I can't take their no more.
17:18Like, I don't know how anybody's taking their for this long, because I can't.
17:22This one can't.
17:23I've done it for a while now, and I can't do it no more.
17:26So, they either get along, or I'm out in peace, and it was nice knowing you, but holler back, because
17:32I can't do it.
17:33You know what I mean?
17:34Like, I can't ask.
17:36Mm-mm.
17:38Mm-mm.
17:40I don't know.
17:41We still got things we probably need to talk about.
17:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I mean, you can do that slowly at a time.
17:48No, this is not the time right now.
17:49No, or the place.
17:51No.
17:52I am really happy that me and Amy are finally back on the same page again.
17:59Now, it's time to get this bitch married and party!
18:05Is she around here?
18:07Baby!
18:11Now, I'm just aggravated.
18:12I've got guests, they're getting antsy, the kids are restless.
18:16At this point, I'm feeling very anxious to get her out of that bridal suite, get them lined up, and
18:22get her down the aisle.
18:23I feel like a marshmallow.
18:25You look like a snack then, okay.
18:28I'm a whole rice crispy treat, y'all.
18:30A whole snack, girl.
18:31I'm a whole s'mores pie.
18:34Stop it!
18:36I don't know if I'm a tasty treat, but I'm something to eat!
18:41I think I'm more of a whole damn turkey piece!
18:46Look at these breasts!
18:52Brian's out there waiting for you.
18:54Everybody's lined up and ready to go.
18:57So it's time.
18:58Everything's ready.
19:00I'm ready to walk down this aisle, and nothing better go wrong.
19:04All right, you ready?
19:05Yep.
19:07You can go.
19:11I'm a little nervous, I guess, but I've been ready for this moment since we met, pretty much, so I
19:18cannot wait to see her walk down the aisle.
19:35I'm happy to be here, but also it hurts a little because I was supposed to be broad as my
19:42age or whatever, and I'm just a guest.
19:46But Misty looked really beautiful, and so did Brittany, so did Brittany, Lily, yes.
19:54I don't know, just the way they did Misty's hair and makeup, it looked great on her.
20:00Misty's kind of like a stud without being a lesbian.
20:09Because she don't like, you know, like the women like that, but the way she dresses is kind of like
20:16a stud with me sometimes.
20:24Am I wrong?
20:26No.
20:31I think I'm going to pee myself.
20:37Come on, guys, let's go.
20:39Can you hold this for me?
20:40No.
20:41No?
20:42No.
20:42Okay, I tell you what, how about a basket, how about a bag, and they're going to give you candy
20:46when you walk down there?
20:47Can you take this, and they'll give you some candy when you walk down?
20:50I don't want it.
20:50You want to go get some candy?
20:52No.
20:52No?
20:53You want to get candy?
20:54Okay, I tell you what.
20:56Let's just go.
21:01Is my kid crying?
21:12If these kids don't make it down the aisle, I don't know what we're going to do, because I'm just
21:15afraid it's going to ruin Amy's day.
21:24Hey, Amy, can I borrow you, per se?
21:28I have no idea what Amy wants, and I'm nervous, because I don't want to sit at all.
21:34That's not what I'm here for.
21:51Come on, let's go.
21:52It's okay.
21:53Come on.
21:56Do you want to take a bag for candy?
21:58No, this way, this way, this way, this way.
22:00Come here.
22:01Come this way, this way.
22:02Turn this way.
22:03Turn this way.
22:04Go right up here.
22:13We had given the guests candy, because it's Halloween, so, you know, what better?
22:19And as soon as I told Gage and Glenn that there was going to be candy down the aisle, they
22:24did exactly what we asked them to do, so it was perfect.
22:29There you go.
22:35Your flower's facing the right way.
22:37Keep them down a little bit so you can see all of this.
22:40All right?
22:41You okay?
22:42Mm-hmm.
22:42It's all good.
22:43Smile.
22:43Big day.
22:51All right.
22:52We're stepping on my dress.
22:53Sorry.
22:54Sorry.
22:55Sorry.
22:57Rise for the bride, please.
23:07Here comes the bride.
23:12Hi, baby.
23:14That's worth a minute.
23:15Hi.
23:16Hi.
23:17All right.
23:18All right.
23:35Clayton, you little weirdo.
23:39A cheese.
23:41A cheese.
23:43You all may be seated.
23:53Now, before we begin, Brian and Amy have asked me to share vows that they have wrote for each other.
24:00We will start with Brian.
24:02Amy and I weren't looking for forever when we met, but we both knew early on that we found it.
24:10It wasn't love at first sight.
24:12It was love that first night.
24:15Because I know in our 26-hour lunch date, I couldn't spend the rest of my life without her.
24:24We had a rough year with the first arrest.
24:29We were tested.
24:31But our love for each other and our desire to be together never changed.
24:36First and only, arrested.
24:38Yes, ma'am.
24:40When he brought up the arrest, that one threw me.
24:42I didn't really think anybody would bring that up during the actual ceremony.
24:48Did you think Brian would do any that he's done in the last year?
24:51You know, I didn't think a grown man would wear the kind of shoes he does, but that's beside the
24:56point.
24:56There you go.
24:57So expect the unexpected when it comes to him.
25:00You just don't know what the hell's going to come out of his mouth.
25:02With that being said, he's good for Amy.
25:05One beats on one drum, one beats on another drum.
25:07Way out your honor.
25:11Brian, before you came into my life, I was a little lost.
25:15Trying to find the right person for me and my babies.
25:20Then you showed up, and suddenly everything started to make sense.
25:24You've been my best friend, my safe place, and the one who can always make me laugh.
25:30Stop.
25:31You're stuck.
25:32You've brought me love, laughter, and a sense of calm into my life and my kid's life.
25:37And for that, I'm forever grateful.
25:40Today, I promise to keep laughing with you and always remind you that you are officially stuck with me.
25:50I would not say that she lets herself be vulnerable like that very often.
25:54So hearing Amy speak of her love for me definitely gets me emotional, but just seeing it and feeling it,
26:00I mean, it's awesome.
26:03Brian, repeat after me.
26:05I promise to love you when life is easy and when life is hard.
26:10I promise to love you when life is easy and when life is hard.
26:15Amy means everything to me, and no matter how messy things get or with her family or anybody else,
26:22we'll handle anything as it comes together and support each other and try to make each other's days better.
26:29I promise to be your biggest fan.
26:32I promise to be your biggest fan.
26:34I promise to be your teammate.
26:36I promise to be your biggest type.
26:39Your safe place.
26:41Your safe place.
26:42And your adventure partner.
26:43And your adventure partner.
26:44Even if the adventures involve camels.
26:47Even if those adventures involve camels.
26:49But let's leave those out.
26:52Preferably.
26:53In such a short amount of time, me and Brian went from, like, jail to fights with family members.
27:00And I think our relationship is stronger because we had to endure those things together.
27:06And now we're ready to start the next chapter.
27:09With this ring, I give you my heart, and I promise to love you always.
27:14Amy?
27:17What's that?
27:18Place the ring on it.
27:19With this ring, I give you my heart.
27:22And promise to love you always.
27:26By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
27:31Brian, you may now kiss your bride.
27:43I introduce to you Mr. and Mrs. Brian Laverne.
27:53I'm married, bitches!
27:57So family all stay together for pictures.
28:00The ceremony was great.
28:02I mean, it's everything I wanted.
28:04We got the boys calmed down.
28:06At the end of the day, they were a little chaotic, but, hey, they did their job.
28:10They walked down the aisle.
28:12Oh, my God, they look so cute.
28:14They're a little tuxedo.
28:16Like all times, dear, locked up.
28:20To be honest with you, it hasn't really set in.
28:23Me and Brian keep looking at each other.
28:25Are we really married?
28:27We're really married.
28:28Ooh!
28:31I'm glad everybody's here, including Tammy.
28:34And even though my mom ain't here today, because it's too hard to get her out of the house with
28:39her wheelchair,
28:40she's been begging for years to get another sibling picture.
28:44Well, here's our chance.
28:45Okay, children.
28:46This is too much.
28:48This is too much.
28:49I got monkey in my back.
28:52Tammy and Amy did really good today, and they smoothed everything over.
28:57Hopefully, this is going to be a sign of good things to come.
29:01It's damn sure a glimmering light.
29:04And maybe, just maybe, Tammy started to get back on track with her mental health.
29:11So, with that being said, no better reason to kick one back with friends and family.
29:17I'm not saying we all get tore down from the floor up.
29:21But, you know, one or three never hurt nobody.
29:37Cheers!
29:39Things have been going good so far, but I ain't gonna lie.
29:42I am nervous right now, because with all the Slaytons in one room, I don't know what's gonna happen.
29:49So, you know, like, I mean, they could all dance, or they could all fist fight.
29:53It could be, like, you know, wrestling event or church.
30:04We did it, y'all!
30:07All right, at this time, ladies and gentlemen, we will have the first dance.
30:18They can throw sticks in the storm.
30:21Woo!
30:24Try to make us feel so low.
30:27Higher that big night.
30:29Out of the wind blows.
30:34And they can't see this love.
30:36Now do we still do that?
30:38Love it grows, and we can just let it go.
30:41What?
30:43I totally forgot the steps.
30:46Like, my brain went...
30:47And she was the lead.
30:49I mean, I let her do the leading.
30:51So, once she lost the steps, yeah, it went pretty bad.
30:57What are we doing now?
30:59You ready to breakdance?
31:00I don't know if I can in this little suit.
31:03All right, y'all.
31:04If he hurts himself, it ain't my fault.
31:06Is this when I was supposed to do that?
31:09Oh, yeah!
31:13The first dance was kind of interesting.
31:16I don't really know what was going on, and then Brian starts rolling around on the floor.
31:23Oh, I can't do it in this suit.
31:27A 50-year-old man does not need to be trying to breakdance anymore.
31:31We're just going to have to give him that on the down low, information-wise.
31:40And then we dip, and then...
31:45No, I might have pulled the thing out.
31:54That was something.
31:56I don't know who thought that was a good idea.
32:00Because Amy's got two left feet.
32:03And I don't know if Brian can breakdance.
32:06I thought he was going to kick himself in the head first.
32:10Bless his heart.
32:13He's your eye.
32:15I'm all sweaty.
32:16My coos are sweaty.
32:26You're putting your napkin in your...
32:28Very good.
32:29You don't want to get that dress dirty.
32:32Hell yeah!
32:32I'm going to tuck a damn napkin in me!
32:34I will get it all over me!
32:36Let's be real.
32:37Even though this wedding's fancy-spancy, this is not my cup of tea.
32:40Hell, give me a backyard barbecue any day.
32:43I can play it fancy in the minors, but I never went pro.
32:53I have no idea what Amy wants, and I'm nervous.
32:58Because I still feel like I have to be careful with what I say.
33:03Because I don't want to set her off.
33:05That's not what I'm here for.
33:29You remember how I shared with Clayton's, you remember how I said, hey, we're not the Clayton's anymore, and then
33:35you had to work.
33:40I was nervous, but Amy just asked me to come over and help her make an announcement for the wedding
33:50video that her and Brian are now officially married.
33:53Let me know how to say the name correctly, because I ain't trying to look stupid.
33:58Laverne?
33:59Laverne?
34:00Laverne?
34:00Laverne?
34:02Laverne?
34:02No, La-verne?
34:05Yeah, Laverne.
34:07Laverne?
34:08La-verne?
34:10La-verne?
34:11La-verne?
34:12La-verne?
34:12Oh, dear lord.
34:13If you like La-verne better, I mean, that's what my brother says.
34:17You don't even know.
34:18How you don't even know how to say your own name?
34:23Hey, y'all.
34:24I got a big announcement.
34:26We're not the Clayton sisters no more.
34:29I'm now pronounced out the Laverne's.
34:33I don't think I said it right, but I love you.
34:36That's close enough.
34:40I'm a little surprised Amy included me with the announcement and not, like, Leely or even
34:47Misty or Brittany.
34:49It actually meant a lot to me.
34:52I guess it was kind of her way of saying I'm sorry, too.
34:58What the heck are you drinking now?
35:00It's the strongest drink I've ever had in my life.
35:03I'm going to have to leave my car here.
35:07I've never had a stronger drink in my life.
35:10Yeah, sis, you've told me that about four or five times now.
35:13Hey, this ain't bad, is it?
35:16That's strong enough to burn.
35:18I like it.
35:22Andrea's inebriated.
35:23She had the purple drink.
35:25I think it was called the Amy.
35:26And I'm going to tell you right now, if they were strong enough, I ain't so sure you couldn't
35:30let the damn thing on fire.
35:32I'm being honest.
35:34If we could get everyone to have a seat so that we can start the speeches.
35:38Hey!
35:40Woo!
35:41Jesus Christ!
35:44Hello, everybody.
35:45I'm here.
35:46I'm Amy's best friend and maid of honor.
35:49I just want to start by saying how truly honored I am to be standing here, because even though
35:53we haven't known each other forever, we've built a bond.
35:56It's been real and special from day one, right?
35:59Yeah.
36:02As Lele is giving her speech, you look over at Tammy, and you can't help to think it's
36:09got to be bothering her.
36:11And I really do think Tammy is starting to realize the arguing and the fighting bull
36:18just ain't worth it.
36:21So, glasses up, everybody, to Amy and Brian.
36:25Congratulations.
36:25I love you both.
36:27Thank you, lady.
36:33Well, if everybody don't know me, too bad.
36:40But, Brian, you know, hell, we tried to run you off.
36:44It didn't work.
36:48I ain't scared.
36:49I'll tell him what I thought.
36:50I tried to run him off.
36:51I'll be honest.
36:52He told me I had a last chance to run this morning, too, but...
36:55We all did.
36:57He's part of the family now, so I guess that means...
37:01We can take the gloves off.
37:04I threw a lot of shade Brian's way, and he's took it, and with a grain of salt.
37:12Maybe he will fit in.
37:14He'll be all right.
37:15Welcome to the family.
37:17Just be prepared.
37:19You up.
37:19I get to step on your throat.
37:21Copy that.
37:26Chris's speech was really good.
37:28It was really good.
37:29A little threatening there, but I like that in family.
37:32All right, all right.
37:33It's time for the bouquet toss.
37:35So we need all the single ladies to come on out to the dance floor.
37:40I've never caught a bouquet before, but it would be great.
37:45I love Andrea with everything in me.
37:48Like, I'm ready to get married, and I hope I'm next.
37:56All right, we're going to do a countdown.
37:58I'm pushing me, but I got you back here.
38:01All right, let's do a countdown.
38:01Are you ready?
38:02Here we go.
38:03Three, two, one.
38:06Bye.
38:09Bye.
38:10I hope you don't get beat by a horse.
38:13Oh, bye.
38:14Oh, no.
38:18All right, it's time for the bouquet toss.
38:21Let's do a countdown.
38:22Are you ready?
38:22Here we go.
38:23Three, two, one.
38:26Let her fly.
38:36I guess since Andrea caught the bouquet, it's a good time that we're next in line to get married.
38:42At least I hope.
38:44In the past year, Andrea and I have gone through so much.
38:48She has stuck by my side and is still willing to embrace the future with me, and I'm excited for
38:58it.
39:01Smash it! Smash it! Smash it!
39:05You're turning.
39:07What's next for me is trying to build my relationship back with Amy.
39:13And I want to continue trying to get my independence back, to be able to enjoy life.
39:20I want to try things that might be scary, like driving or even riding a horse.
39:28Basically grabbing life by the balls and holding on to them.
39:38It's great to see Amy and Brian starting their journey of life together.
39:44As far as me and Brittany, I don't really know what the good Lord is going to hold for us.
39:49But I know my wife truly wants to pursue motherhood.
39:53I think it's time to start pursuing the medical side of why she's not been able to conceive.
40:00And after that, we can figure out where it can go from there.
40:14It was a great day.
40:16Like, I think the wedding was, like, great.
40:18I mean, it's everything I wanted.
40:20Nothing went horribly wrong.
40:23Except for that damn dance.
40:28Now with the wedding behind us, it's time to ride off into the sunset.
40:32I decided to have a horse and carriage send-off, like, Cinderella-type deal.
40:37But I didn't take into account that I was scared of the damn horse.
40:42I'm like, that horse better stay up there.
40:45I am not on the mini.
40:50Chris!
40:51I want to go.
40:52Let's wipe the back of that ass!
40:55That's a wild load for you, damn.
40:57Oh!
40:57Amy, I mean, I'm mad.
40:58We talking about the real horse, not you that time!
41:01Oh.
41:04Next for me, after the wedding, skin removal.
41:08But my weight loss success is just like everybody else's.
41:11Some days it's good, some days it's bad.
41:14Some weeks I'm fatter, and then the next weeks I'm shorter.
41:18So, you never know.
41:20You're short?
41:21Yeah.
41:21I have ups and downs, too, damn it.
41:33I'm scared of this horse, I ain't gonna lie.
41:35I'm scared to death of it.
41:37Huh?
41:37I'm not letting anything else bite you, dear.
41:41Bye!
41:43Thank you, everybody, for coming!
41:46Bye!
41:51Bye!
41:52I hope you don't get beat by a horse.
42:01Oh, babe, I just knocked out your frickin' bouquet.
42:05What?
42:06Yeah.
42:07Oh, no.
42:08Can you circle back around and stop and let me jump out and pick up this bouquet or what's
42:13left of it?
42:14Yeah.
42:15Right there in the middle of the road, we dropped the bouquet.
42:18You can hop out and get that.
42:21Oh.
42:22Oh, that looks still good.
42:23Okay, good.
42:23Yeah.
42:24Woo!
42:27That scared me.
42:29Oh, I'm sorry.
42:29Right?
42:30All right?
42:30Okay.
42:35That's alright.
42:35Bye!
42:35Bye!
42:35Bye!
42:35,
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