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00:09Sam, I had no idea you needed that much makeup.
00:15Listen, seriously, thanks for being on the show.
00:17It's going to be big. You, Five Sauce.
00:20Do you know who they are?
00:21I've no idea, but I have been doing some research.
00:27Okay, great. What else have you got?
00:29Oh, well, you'll love this.
00:31Five Sauce stands for five seconds of...
00:35Summer, everyone knows that.
00:37What a spoiler, Sam.
00:39Haven't you got to that part yet?
00:41Do you know any of their songs?
00:43Of course I do.
00:45Oh, dearie, look.
00:47The pipes, the pipes are calling.
00:54Okay, three minutes, guys.
00:56The band's asked if you wanted to meet them
00:58in the dressing room for the show?
00:59No.
01:00Also, they've asked if you know their names.
01:04Yeah.
01:05Of course we know their names, yeah.
01:06Of course.
01:06Know their names.
01:08Okay.
01:10I don't know their names.
01:11No, I don't.
01:13Zayden?
01:14Jaden?
01:15Carpo?
01:15Groucho?
01:16Sepo?
01:17I'm in trouble.
01:18What are you going to do out there?
01:19I'm just going to call them all darling.
01:22Of course you are.
01:22You can do that.
01:23You're old.
01:24And I've had cancer.
01:25And I'm still on medication.
01:27And it really messes with your brain, Sam.
01:30You can't tell.
01:34Live across Australia, this is Sam Peng tonight.
01:39And now, here's your host, Mr. Sam Peng.
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01:54You're right.
01:55Thanks guys.
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02:00Thank you very much.
02:02Whoop!
02:02Whoop!
02:03Good evening and welcome back to another episode of the show that Russell Crowe described
02:07as, the jokes are good but the budget's shit.
02:12And hey, what about a big welcome to my special guest announcer, the one, the only, Denise
02:17Scott!
02:24Thank you for joining me, Scotty.
02:26Yeah, well, I had no other offers, but I'm thrilled to be here, Sam.
02:32So am I.
02:32To help you.
02:34Support you.
02:36Give you the leg up you need to get somewhere in your comedy career, you young success story,
02:44and I'm not bitter, I swear.
02:48If you're here to help me, you're in for a big night tonight, Scotty.
02:50I'll tell you that.
02:51Let's get on with it.
02:52The big news this week is that the Bureau of Meteorology has a new website.
02:56Yes!
02:58B-O-M!
02:59Whoa!
03:00B-O-M!
03:01B-O-M!
03:03B-O-M!
03:04B-O-M!
03:05B-O-M!
03:08It's like we rehearsed that.
03:11Alright, now, here's a bit more about this pressing issue.
03:14Aussies have slammed the new redesign of the Bureau of Meteorology website.
03:18People have called it confusing, terrible, and an epic fail.
03:23That's right.
03:24People were furious.
03:25Which, true to form, the Bureau of Meteorology failed to predict.
03:32Come on, B-O-M!
03:33I mean, it shouldn't be easier to steal jewellery from the Louvre than to find out if it's going
03:37to be cloudy in Wollongong.
03:40The website is encouraging feedback.
03:43And trust me, B-O-M, I've learnt from hosting this show, that is not a good idea.
03:47Swear to God, if you push one more celebrity into a Christmas tree, I'm coming over there
03:52and kicking your ass.
03:54That's an executive producer of the show, by the way.
03:58Speaking of that Louvre heist, French police have arrested two suspects after $157 million
04:03worth of crown jewels were stolen in broad daylight.
04:07Turns out the security cameras were facing the wrong way.
04:10Sounds like the cameras were being operated by a 70-year-old on an iPad.
04:14Hey, hey, hey, hey there, Sam.
04:17I haven't been to France in years.
04:22I thought that might be triggering for you, Denise.
04:24The footage was also blurry because his finger was over the lens.
04:30Experts believe the jewels would be broken down and sold separately on the black market
04:34to avoid detection.
04:35So keep your eye out on Lee Gumtree.
04:39And watch out for any Lububus on Etsy that look like this.
04:42Alright?
04:45You've been warned.
04:46Now, to some royal news.
04:47This week, King Charles made history as the first monarch to pray with the Pope in five centuries.
04:53Of course, the rift began in the 1500s when King Henry VIII left the Catholic Church
04:58to marry Anne Boleyn, now known as the original Meghan.
05:07Wow, Scotty, we've got some monarchists in tonight.
05:09That's great.
05:10By the way, when Prince Charles told his brother Andrew about his visit to the Sistine Chapel,
05:14Andrew responded, what's this about a teen?
05:22Anyway, there they all are.
05:25They're all in character for a murder mystery role play dinner, apparently.
05:30Is that a kiss, marry, kill situation?
05:36You know who I'd kiss.
05:39Camilla.
05:40Really?
05:41Camilla.
05:42Hot.
05:45Let's hope that never happens then, Scotty.
05:48Prime Minister Anthony Albanese returned triumphantly from his first meeting with President Trump,
05:54disembarking the plane wearing a Black Joy Division T-shirt.
05:57Hey, Alba, you're on a diplomatic mission not doing a coffee run for your share house.
06:03But hey, nothing says rock and roll like having to use the handrail, eh?
06:09A very successful trip for Alba, though.
06:11Donald Trump referred to him as a friend.
06:13And he doesn't use that term lightly.
06:15Our PM joins an esteemed group of Trump's elite friends.
06:19There they are.
06:21Oh, wow.
06:22That's kiss, marry, kill.
06:27With no results.
06:30We'll just keep moving, Scotty.
06:32This week there was an interesting report from the Peter McCallum Cancer Centre, where at a medical conference an adult
06:38movie was played for four entire minutes.
06:41A mistake was made when a doctor, instead of typing in sepsis, typed in stepsis.
06:50LAUGHTER
06:51We've all made that mistake before.
06:54Now, Scotty, this is a subject close to home to you.
06:57I imagine you have a lot to say on the topic of pornography.
07:01LAUGHTER
07:02Well, can I just interrupt your magnificent monologue?
07:06You're going very well.
07:07But, no, I have got a cancer stroke pornography kind of story.
07:14Yep.
07:15Which is unusual and a gift I'm only giving to you.
07:18LAUGHTER
07:18But when I was having treatment, radiation, the oncologist, anyway, said to me, you're a comedian.
07:28Like, she was very surprised.
07:29She was young and surprised.
07:32And I said yes.
07:33And then she did a breast exam, Sam.
07:35I don't know why I'm showing you.
07:38Although it's not over the lectern.
07:42But...
07:44Anyway...
07:45I can't believe how low you started.
07:48LAUGHTER
07:49That is such a stupid and sexist and insult.
07:54I can do the low boob joke, Sam.
07:57Anyway, what can I teach you?
08:00So she did the breast exam, right?
08:03And it's very intimate.
08:06It looks it.
08:07LAUGHTER
08:08Turning myself on.
08:10But, no, so she's doing the breast exam.
08:14And she said, so you're a comedian?
08:17And I said yes.
08:18And she said, do you know Tommy Little?
08:23LAUGHTER
08:25And I said, yes, I do.
08:27And she said, I've got a crush on him.
08:30And then the next appointment, John said, wow, that oncologist is so into you.
08:34I said, yes, I'm at her gateway to Tommy Little.
08:37Anyway, they're very happy.
08:38Anyway, continue with your monologue and good luck.
08:43LAUGHTER
08:48APPLAUSE
08:50Keep it your best, Sam.
08:51I'll do my best, Scotty.
08:52To animal news, Victorians will now be able to be buried alongside their pets.
08:57That's, hey, that's good news for owners.
09:00Sad news for pets who weren't ready to die just yet, but...
09:03LAUGHTER
09:05Sorry, Rocky, I know you're a fit, healthy Labrador, but your owner Mary's cucked it, so into the coffin you
09:09go.
09:10LAUGHTER
09:11There is one advantage, by the way, you can get the dog to dig the hole first, so...
09:15LAUGHTER
09:17Now, in some basketball news, and the NBA gambling scandal is looking to be the biggest sports story of the
09:23year.
09:23The US National Basketball Association has been rocked by a massive betting scandal that's been linked to the mafia.
09:30Three current and former players have been arrested, accused of rigging poker games and faking injuries,
09:36cheating punters out of millions of dollars.
09:38This is very disappointing and could really sully the good name of sports gambling.
09:43LAUGHTER
09:46Those arrested include NBA head coach Chauncey Billups and Miami Heat player Terry Rozier.
09:51Many are saying that Rozier could be sent to prison, or even worse, the NBL.
09:57LAUGHTER
09:59The NBA, now known as the National Betting Association, have even updated the teams.
10:04Of course, there's the Miami Cheats, the Brooklyn Bets, and my favourite, the Sacramento Pair of Kings.
10:11So, look out for them if you're having a bet.
10:14Some other big news from the week, ISIS is making a comeback.
10:18LAUGHTER
10:20No applause for that one?
10:21LAUGHTER
10:22Just left me there hanging.
10:24Much like ISIS would.
10:27LAUGHTER
10:29Bring it back, Sam, bring it back!
10:32I'm bringing it back.
10:33Apparently they've really bounced back on socials with their Get Ready With Me videos proving a big hit.
10:38So, seriously, an ISIS reboot, what a cash grab.
10:42It'll never be as good as the original, I'm sure we can agree.
10:44And finally, the triple zero crisis continues with the revelation that some Samsung mobile users may be unable to call
10:52triple zero in case of an emergency.
10:54Community service announcement for all those people who have got a Samsung phone and are with Optus, do yourself a
11:01favour and just move next door to a hospital.
11:03LAUGHTER
11:05Fun fact, though, by the way, Samsung is what Denise called me in the first five years of our friendship.
11:09LAUGHTER
11:11There is that. We've got a great show for you tonight.
11:13Five stars, John Edward, and many more special guests with Denise Scott. Stick around.
11:19APPLAUSE
11:21APPLAUSE
11:38You're watching Sam Sung tonight with your host, Mr. Sam Sung.
11:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:49Thank you, Denise. It's wonderful to have you here.
11:51I know.
11:54I ask you this sincerely. What have you been up to?
11:57Well, I wanted to just quickly refer to when, because, you know, I've been having cancer treatment, but I wanted
12:04to refer to when I met up with you whilst I was having that process done.
12:10And we were in a foyer. Do you remember this, Sam?
12:12Yeah, I know.
12:13I was bald.
12:14Yes.
12:14I had a little beanie on. I was very thin.
12:16And you gave me a hug and you said, what's going on?
12:20And I said, Sam, I've got cancer.
12:23And you jumped back and said, is it catchy?
12:27LAUGHTER
12:28Do you remember that, Sam?
12:30God, it was, it was just great.
12:33LAUGHTER
12:34So thoughtful, Sam.
12:36Quite how I remember it, Scotty, but anyway, that's fine, you know.
12:40No, you did.
12:41And, but funny, funny.
12:43Anyone out there who's got a friend with cancer, do that.
12:46Ooh!
12:46Is it catchy?
12:47It's great.
12:48It's very funny.
12:49Well, follow-up question, how are you feeling?
12:51How's it all going?
12:51Oh, I'm feeling fine.
12:52I'm good now.
12:53I've had the treatment.
12:54I'm just on, I'm currently on a hormone blocker.
12:58I saw your eyes lit up.
13:01Wow, that's sexy and funny.
13:03But, no, so I take a daily tablet, which a lot of women do.
13:09Well, it's women, because it suppresses your estrogen, Sam.
13:12I know.
13:13Look at you now.
13:14Like, reel me in.
13:16And I want to use this platform.
13:18See, if you don't have any estrogen, it stuffs your skin,
13:22it stuffs your mental health, it stuffs your energy,
13:26it stuffs your whole attitude to life,
13:29it stuffs your bone density, it stuffs your nails,
13:33it stuffs your hair, but you're alive.
13:38And this is the thing.
13:40It doesn't, it obviously doesn't affect your ability
13:42to tell a short anecdote.
13:47Scotty, it's wonderful to have you here.
13:49Last week on the show, though, this happened.
13:51Appreciate it.
13:52By the way, before we get to the break,
13:53do you have any housekeeping?
13:54Oh, I do have something here.
13:56I think, what is this?
13:57I think I've got, tonight, it's the Powerball numbers.
14:00OK.
14:01So it's 0478521709.
14:09Sam, that's my phone number.
14:10What?
14:13Now, for all those asking, that was my actual phone number.
14:17Well, one of them.
14:20I have one for each family.
14:23And I'd say thank you for all the messages,
14:25but if I'm honest, I'd say I didn't probably need
14:29to see that many penises.
14:31And a lot of you need a much better lighting.
14:34But let's have a look through at some of the live feedback,
14:38which started out quite nicely.
14:40Look at that one.
14:40Hello, absolutely love the show.
14:42That's beautiful.
14:42Then, of course, people thought they were comedians.
14:45Your fly is down.
14:48Well done.
14:49I did check.
14:50And then this person really enjoyed themselves.
14:53Hi, Sam.
14:53It's the lab again.
14:54Look, you can't ignore results like this.
14:56STDs are no joke.
14:59Yeah.
14:59That one was a bit of fun and a bit close to home, too.
15:03But, of course, it's the internet.
15:05So it took a turn.
15:06You suck, Sam.
15:07But my wife makes me watch Boo Boo Boo You Dick.
15:13And it wasn't just people texting in.
15:15Hi, Sam.
15:16Here is my ashamed dog.
15:20Who's asked to be put down after that photo was sent in.
15:23So there you go.
15:24But anyway, that's the end of that chapter.
15:26So we can all move on.
15:27What do you think, Scotty?
15:28Well, absolutely.
15:29And once again, those Powerball numbers for tonight are...
15:410478521709.
15:41Text your abuse.
15:46Well, I...
15:49I might...
15:49I think I might give you the phone this week, Scotty, because we've just got one more message.
15:53Which...
15:54Just wrote your number on a bathroom wall.
15:56Hope you're up for a good time.
15:58So...
16:01Bring it on.
16:03Now...
16:03I didn't think anyone would see that.
16:06No...
16:06When I...
16:08Get it?
16:09Now...
16:10As you...
16:11As you all know, I'm a man of the people.
16:17No, I'm not.
16:17Anyway, as the host of a tonight show, I think it's important to get out there and connect with real
16:21people.
16:22But I don't want to be chasing anyone around with a microphone.
16:24That's degrading.
16:26I want to talk to you, but I will be on my terms.
16:28Which brings me to my new segment, which is a little less man on the street and a little more...
16:39This is one head on the ground away from busking.
16:41Mate, welcome to Sampang tonight.
16:43You ever seen the show before?
16:44No, I haven't.
16:44Oh, I'm too late for me, mate.
16:46Oh, yeah?
16:46Well, it's on at 8.40.
16:47Something you got a bit.
16:488...
16:498.35.
16:52Year 12 exams are coming up all around the country.
16:54My daughter just finished Year 12 last year.
16:56Yeah, how did you go?
16:57She got 99.15.
16:5999.15.
17:00As a Chinese mother, were you very disappointed in that?
17:02No, I'm happy.
17:03Do you have to do exams?
17:04I have to do exams.
17:05Do you get nervous?
17:07Sometimes.
17:07Do you ever think like you need some Ritalin?
17:10No.
17:10No?
17:11Say, if you do need some Ritalin, I know a guy.
17:14Nice.
17:15Did you finish Year 12?
17:16I did, yes.
17:17Yeah?
17:17First go?
17:18First go, yeah.
17:19You know if you don't finish Year 12, then you can always go to TAFE and not finish that.
17:24Yeah.
17:25Do you remember a single thing that you learned in Year 12?
17:28Yes.
17:28What was it?
17:33Can you gossip at the moment?
17:34Aww.
17:36It's my new boyfriend.
17:37Sorry, who's got a new boyfriend?
17:39Have you got a new boyfriend?
17:40What's his name?
17:41Tristan.
17:42Shout out to Tristan.
17:43Yeah, shout out to Tristan.
17:45How long have you been together?
17:46Like two weeks.
17:47Two weeks?
17:48I'll give it two more weeks tops by the way, Tristan, if you're watching.
17:51Mate, do you like Five Seconds of Summer?
17:53Never heard of it, mate.
17:55They're on the show.
17:57Oh, they're fantastic.
17:59Can I talk about one thing about Chinese?
18:01Yeah, of course.
18:01At the moment, right, Chinese people are not very popular.
18:04Where?
18:05Here?
18:05Everybody's sort of against China, so we have to have a low profile.
18:08Yeah.
18:09Well, I think...
18:10No, you don't really have a low profile.
18:12You have your own show.
18:13Bing, Bing.
18:13You can't get any more low profile than having a show on Channel 10.
18:16Exactly.
18:19Alright, Scotty.
18:20Can you hear that?
18:21It's the unmistakable rumbling of the Five Sauce superfans, the band with more monthly Spotify
18:26streams than Bob Dylan.
18:28They're in the building and Five Sauce are up next.
18:31Who have we got?
18:33Fallon?
18:34Kimmel?
18:35Valbert?
18:35What is it?
18:36Uh, it's actually some guy called Sam Pang.
18:40Who?
18:40Who?
18:41This guy looks like my grandpa.
18:43Cute.
18:45He has like 11 million less followers than us.
18:47But Denise Scott's on as well.
18:49Oh, Denise?
18:51Oh, I haven't seen her in ages.
18:53I love Denise.
18:54Alright, Ash, you want to just practice up what we're doing?
18:58Ready, boys?
18:59Yeah.
19:00Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.
19:07How's that?
19:08Beautiful.
19:08He's going to love it.
19:09Thanks, my man.
19:10Denise is going to love it.
19:10I can't wait to see Denise.
19:12What a babe.
19:12What a babe.
19:13Who?
19:13Who?
19:15Who?
19:16who?
19:21Who?
19:21Who?
19:24Who?
19:24Who?
19:25Who?
19:25Who?
19:26Who?
19:27Who?
19:27Who?
19:29Who?
19:33Who?
19:33on my first guest they met as teenagers in sydney they've now sold over 18 million albums have 10
19:39billion streams an armful of arias and as they said they have 11 11 million more instagram
19:45followers than me let's take a look at this genuine aussie success story
19:59it's actually pretty insane
20:04please welcome five seconds of summer
20:18how are you thanks for coming on
20:21thanks so much appreciate it hello
20:23how are you how are you how are you how are you
20:36how are we doing i'm doing great how are you guys just figuring out if i should do my my
20:41talk show
20:41cross-legged how's that you can do whatever you want looks nice uh thanks for being on the show
20:48great to be on the show and how excited are you to be this close to denise
20:54i'm excited you know i'm this
20:59i love your shorts
21:04i love it when people recycle clothing just cut the bottom off your jeans and it's a joke
21:10you look so hurt
21:13i do love you
21:15i forgot we were doing this no i'm just kidding
21:18hey guys obviously the world knows you as five sauce i know you as um
21:23michael luke ashton and callum
21:26but you have been working you've been working together you met in your teens you've been working
21:30together for so long so what's that like being you know you've worked you've met so young and you're
21:35still working together has it all going uh it's been fantastic can we swap my knees are too much in
21:40the
21:41i just i'm sorry i just i'll just defend denise we usually at her gigs
22:10when she sees someone stand up they're leaving so she thought that that was happening he's got
22:15shorts on what the hell i know this is uh time for my niece to shine
22:20you know what actually
22:21i know what let's go
22:26solidarity solidarity
22:51i can't even remember what it was no there you go what's it like
22:56all working together yeah for so long um it's been uh it's been fun honestly it's been
23:02haven't made any other friends along the way that's so it's nice actually
23:05meet three guys in high school make a band does well it uh really hinders other friendships
23:12that's it's in a good way that's the price of admission i suppose yeah man it's all been worth
23:16it don't you think no 100 i've got three friends and that's all i need that's what i'm saying
23:22it's fantastic you don't have to talk to anyone so you did what about did you miss out on uh
23:26before we get to the new album did you miss do you miss out on like those basic milestones because
23:30you were famous at 15. all of you well i guess it depends who you asked but yeah oh i
23:35was just
23:35talking to myself you've been famous for a long time so did you miss out things like you know getting
23:40urls or um you know part-time jobs and you know schoolies me and michael actually got uh uh our
23:48driver's license in florida and i pretended that his auntie was my auntie and uh the first time we
23:55rode on a highway was uh when we had our license so also way easier to get a license in
24:01america
24:02i crashed in the test really and i still they still gave me the license yeah i think they just
24:07wanted
24:07a photo i just like took a photo with them and they're like here's your license i did um i
24:11actually
24:11did all my hours 120 hours of l's you did all of them oh well done i love the third
24:19album took so
24:19long like you did you did you did your time you just just crashed and got it just got to
24:24sell
24:24shortest easiest path work uh contract i'm contractually obliged to uh ask about the new album
24:31so so so boys i hurts me to say this but tell us about tell me about the new album
24:37what's the um
24:38what's it called
24:42yes can't wait for this to get edited out um i'm just letting you know there's no edits oh okay
24:48so we've got all that nice stuff that's staying in great um it's called everyone's a star yep it's
24:55out november 14th um thank you
25:01and uh give a real big long spiel about it because he doesn't want us to yeah a big long
25:07spiel it took us uh let's go back to the very beginning we'll go we'll start with the first
25:11album okay 2014 first album comes out um right eye bushy tailed and then uh let's move on to the
25:18second album after that it worked that's yeah yeah third you're not sorry we're gonna keep going
25:26through them right yeah no it's uh no we're really uh very proud of it it took us for you
25:32to get uh
25:33get it over the line we're really stoked on it everyone's a star ever the 14th going on tour next
25:37year and uh taking back to the first tour that we ever did no no no can i can can
25:48i ask a genuine
25:49question yeah please about um because everyone would know about um your big hit you know uh what's
25:55it called no no it's everyone's sung along to young blood it's it's a great song everyone knows that
26:01right but i just wanted to i did watch the video clip and it's just something that i picked up
26:05i'm
26:05not sure everyone would have but can we i'll just take a look at that is that right boys have
26:08a look
26:19boys you're not in it so i look oh genuine question that's us mate he wants to talk to me
26:26shut up listen a quarter of a billion people have seen that right that's a that's a lot of
26:32that's a lot of people not bad is there in hindsight is there any part of any of you that
26:36wish that you were in it absolutely 100 that was a mistake hit and we didn't release it as a
26:45single someone in australia at our record label said this is your actual best song
26:48whatever the hell you guys are doing elsewhere yeah so it started to blow up and then we had
26:53no money left so we said to a director friend of ours we have uh ten thousand dollars uh we
26:58need a
26:58music video delivered uh we have no time to do it we're booked on tour so he goes i love
27:03going to
27:04japan give me that money i'll just go film some stuff in japan and uh we'll call it a day
27:10and we're like cool we love the rockabilly culture in japan we love uh you know all the things
27:15we've seen when we've toured over there um and he sent us this incredible video went through an
27:20edit process but it's one of our best videos but unfortunately you know we're not in it
27:26once again it all it all turned out okay in the end now listen um i've got a i'm already
27:31out of
27:31one of our questions but lucky for you your favorite has one because it's time now for this
27:44yeah yes um so i'm wondering i just love you um but is there because you've been together since you
27:54what 15 and you're now nearly 30. um but good luck no but you still look like baby you look
28:04like
28:04you're just out of the womb honestly but but i'm wondering if there's ever been a bit of biffo
28:11you know fighting like biffo punchy have you ever punched one of your bandmates in the face
28:18because you've just had enough no punches no punches have ever been thrown in the band we could do
28:26that now we could yeah yeah i feel like it's gone no but i'm wondering because it is a lot
28:33and i'm
28:33wondering if you were on medication no seriously my you know my son is a muso he lives in the
28:44states
28:44and i am on the same antidepressants as his dog that's the sort of thing i'm talking about so
28:53any anything to keep you boys you know what i think you've answered that question
28:59i've got just i've got to ask you this too so we've mentioned the new album yes but what's
29:04tell me about the the new single what's that is it it's called high on ssris
29:12it's a great song about you know overcoming uh treatment resistant depression
29:20one of the songs that was the new album is called boy band is that right yes it is okay
29:27now there's a i was going to ask you by the way there's a lot of conjecture a lot of
29:33debate about
29:34whether you're a boy band or not do you consider yourselves a boy band we're the biggest boy band
29:38of all time i think yeah what do you think sam yeah what's uh are we a boy band or
29:45not i think
29:45you probably started as a boy but now you are genuinely grown men you're like pinocchio so
29:50you've grown up boys does that does that mean that grown-up men can't be in a boy band oh
29:56good
29:56question great question great question yes it is a great it is a great question you could have done a
30:04better question for your guest announcer question that would have been handy um i uh i'm trying to
30:09think you've got the you've got the tour as well coming up we've got the tour coming up international
30:13but when are you in australia has that been announced uh we are in australia october 2026 cool
30:18i don't i don't i don't think you'll be doing the same venues as uh denise unless you're doing
30:32unless you're doing rsl's five sauce it's been a lot of fun to celebrate your incredible success
30:38as well learn as well as learn your names check out your new album everyone's a star there it is
30:43guys i got it luke in the end uh five sauce will to a starting soon we've mentioned that please
30:48welcome five sauce
31:16welcome back to the boy band and psychic edition of sam pang tonight whether you're
31:21a believer or a skeptic my next guest claims that he can speak to the dead my name's john edward
31:27world-renowned psychic my daughter calls me the gordon ramsay of psychic your husband is telling me
31:30to tell you white flower is niagara fall significant did you find a feather there yes oh my god i'm
31:35crying that's so crazy the freak out continues just coming at you he's toured the world and has a
31:43new book about his work with the fbi please welcome john edward thank you john ed thanks so much for
32:01being here mate first uh tell us about the new album sorry that's the wrong one it's called chasing
32:08evil that's the wrong one mate thank you very much first things when when did you know you were coming
32:12on the show um about a month ago really i saw it that's when we booked you so that's perfect
32:17hey um
32:18now listen you uh this is a very old television studio you're in and uh i'm sure there are plenty
32:24of
32:24ghosts in this room tonight john uh can you do you think i hate to put you on the spot
32:33do you think
32:33that you could spot a ghost if if if we panned around the studio audience do you reckon you'd be
32:38able to spot the ghost that uh can you spot anything not not really getting anything nothing's coming
32:49this could be this could be very interesting um now uh you've been you encourage you actually this
32:56is a serious question you encourage skeptics don't you i do i encourage critical thinking and skepticism
33:02not cynicism so cynicism means that nothing's possible and no matter what somebody experiences
33:08or sees evidence-wise they've made up their mind but if somebody's skeptical it's basically saying
33:12i'm uncertain i'm not sure if there's any type of evidence or validation that can support something
33:17then you're going to be able to shift your perspective is there anything you don't believe in
33:22like horoscopes or tarot cards or oh i was going to go a completely different direction but um
33:26no we're going to that's fine no it's not a political show um i was i was going to i
33:33i was
33:33going to when i was a kid study astrology and it was too much math yeah and i was like
33:39yeah this is
33:39not for me yeah well denise doesn't believe in vaccines so there you go that's a lot of
33:44hey uh john you've been dealing with deaths for decades and uh we've noticed that when it comes and
33:50we've noticed that it comes in many different forms do you know if there was somebody shot in that
33:54family too i am getting somebody who was murdered somebody's pregnant has somebody who passed from
33:59a hanging there's a suicide energy either a brain tumor brain aneurysm did he have severe athlete's
34:05foot and blind in one eye mate i didn't know you could die from athlete's foot that's unbelievable
34:13by the way i left one out this was my favorite john there's some type of fire story in that
34:17back
34:18section over there dismembered and burnt in a uh just say yes or no
34:27it's a wonderful example by the way we can see your daughter has called you the gordon ramsay of
34:31psychic mediums you certainly don't sugarcoat you know how to do you like and has that always been
34:36your style yeah pretty much um how does that help to reckon is it better it i'm just very blunt
34:42so
34:42like if i'm going to be doing a reading for somebody and using my energy to do that i want
34:46to make sure
34:46that they're going to get the most out of the experience and sometimes when you're dealing
34:49with somebody who's kind of wanting to hear from one person and only one person and there are other
34:55people that are trying to come through it can get in the way of the process so energetically it's like
35:01you have to kind of like take control of the session i wish i'd done that during the first of
35:06interview to be honest no no that was great no no you're doing you're doing much like five sauce by
35:13the way you're doing big venues now i'll just ask you a question because when you started doing
35:17readings though they would have been a bit more personal a bit more intimate and did that did you
35:22know with people's homes i suppose i did i did house parties yeah and did that did when you were
35:26doing that did things ever get uncomfortable very very uncomfortable example an example would be i had
35:33um gone to a place in new york it's called staten island and i was in a woman's basement uh
35:38she was
35:39the last the owner of the house she was the last person that was getting read her mom had come
35:43through
35:43and her mom had died from an illness however this woman was getting more and more upset and at the
35:49end of the reading she said is she mad at me and i said no and i'm thinking what did
35:55i say that would
35:56make her think that she was mad at her because i didn't say anything that would imply that i said
36:00why
36:00you think your mom's mad at you and she went because i killed her i would like you all to
36:07know
36:07that i was so chill and so calm in my mind i'm like my appointment book's in my car nobody
36:14knows where
36:14i'm at i'm in this lady's basement and she just admitted killing her mother and i'm like how did you
36:21do it and basically her mom had really severe illness and she heavily medicated her and she
36:28thinks that she she killed her um we would call that palliative care by today's standards or hospice
36:33but back then she felt responsible as a general rule when you've talked to the dead that are they
36:40usually upset at the people who killed them in that example no okay no radio uh i've got a couple
36:47of quick ones um yeah get you do you know when you're guessing the the way people have died no
36:55guessing no guessing guessing would imply it's not based on something it's actually based on an energy
36:59so i'm i'm interpreting what i'm seeing what i'm hearing what i'm feeling and then trying to formulate
37:03what i feel that is are the type of deaths though in different countries like are they related to
37:08different countries that they're more for instance in australia when you're doing it too is it yeah
37:12mostly melanomas no no but thank you for putting that in my head now there you go that's there
37:17that's yours you can take it if you want um uh all right we only we only hear one side
37:23of the
37:23conversation yes do you do you ever talk back to them this is a great question that nobody's ever asked
37:40me so many years ago um people would say can i can you ask them something for me and i
37:45would be like
37:46no no no it's only what comes through and then i at some of those house parties where i'd be
37:50reading
37:51for people in a group if somebody wasn't getting what it was coming through i would start saying to
37:56them help me like she clearly doesn't know what you want like what is give me something else and
38:01then i realized if they're if they're answering my questions why wouldn't they answer the client's
38:04questions so i would say at the end of a session you can ask me questions to ask them and
38:10sometimes
38:10they would answer them sometimes they wouldn't all right i gotta uh ask you about your new book because
38:15the new book is about working with the fbi yes and that's uh there it is chasing evil um firstly
38:22did
38:23you write it yourself or did you have a ghost writer tell me tell us about the book and what's
38:31it like you know working with the fbi so i three decades ago met a gentleman by the name of
38:36robert
38:36hilton who came to my office to expose me as a fraud and a con because he didn't like the
38:40fact that he
38:40heard me on radio shows doing readings and when he came to me with a real case um with real
38:46evidence
38:46about a missing person he also went around his office and brought items that belonged to co-workers
38:52and put it in the same evidence bag and i was able to discern the difference between the real evidence
38:57and the the non you know the control items anyway from that reading um i wound up helping him on
39:03that
39:03case and i wound up reading for him and giving him information that he did not know about his own
39:09family and that kind of became the genesis of can you continue to help me i said if you keep
39:14my name out
39:15of stuff i will help you and he said well i want to keep my job so that's not a
39:18problem and the two of us
39:19worked together and he's now retired from the fbi and this is kind of like his memoir of our time
39:24together wow this is uh that actually makes me like no i'm not going to read it hey only because
39:31i'm very busy by the way but if you do if you the book the book's out john the book's
39:36out and also you
39:37are touring australia now and uh you can get vip packages which is i assume food and drink and a
39:44meet and greet with your dead nana what what's a what what's a vip what's a vip so a vip
39:49ticket is
39:50where somebody gets the after event there's a q a after and then they get a virtual online event
39:55and then they get a three-month membership to um an online channel that i have it's called evolve plus
40:00tv okay there you go scotty where are we chance yeah okay wonderful all right i i want to i'm
40:05going
40:05to keep moving it's been it's been genuinely fascinating to talk to you i guess next time we speak uh
40:10i'll be
40:10dead um please thank john edward everyone patrick oliver clark and the news lounge in just a moment
40:37welcome back before we get to the news lounge i want to tell you about denise scott's new stand up
40:43to a tickety-boo on sale now get in quick because i'm competing with five soz that's their name
40:53yeah that's their name yeah well so anything you need to know like is it to be happy with the
40:57show
40:57i'm happy with the show i'm happy with the poster and we're running behind time so just buy tickets
41:04you fools good to finish with a bit of anger scotty i appreciate it now now on this show i
41:11don't have time
41:11to cover all the news the only problem is reading out the news is extremely boring so i made an
41:17executive decision that it would be much more entertaining to hear all the stories we didn't
41:21have time for in song that seems pretty self-explanatory please live from the news lounge please welcome
41:34oliver class thank you so much and welcome again to the news lounge of this week headlining uh tonight's
41:46news we go to queensland for the latest on oral health hit it
41:51we go to queensland for the latest on oral health hit it and we'll see you next time
41:58fluoride removed from the water in gimpy yeah conspiracy theorists oh they want the truth
42:08but the sovereign citizens they aren't too wimpy oh no cause they can't handle having just one too
42:20thank you thank you wonderful wonderful to be here thank you here's the latest story uh
42:29you're gonna need to bend an ear for one two three hit it
42:38festive season getting together with the fam coals and woolies want you to buy their ham
42:50the cost of living makes you say oh damn let's go cheaper and just get christmas spam
43:00yeah let's go cheaper and get christmas spam
43:07thank you thank you so much now let's go overseas shall we for the latest in aeronautical news
43:17hit it this tragic moment
43:24the cargo plane never soared but one silver lining
43:43and now let's head over to our finance editor oliver clark thanks oliver
43:59asx bombed asx bombed asx bombed gold and silver prices they're going down the john it bombed it bombed asx
44:11bombed
44:11it looks like now the market's gone oh yeah yeah it looks like now the market's gone
44:18oh baby it looks like now the market's gone
44:22oh
44:28thank you so much that was the wonderful oliver clark with the news lounge the wheel of segments is up
44:35next
45:00welcome back but just before we finish
45:02it's time for the and everyone knows how to say it the wheel of segments
45:13brought to you by brought to you by isis 2 electric boogaloo
45:18whatever the wheel lands on scotty we know how this works that determines the uh the segment so um
45:23so there's some new segments this week and uh personally i can't wait for the um uh where is it
45:29uh on that no look they're all great yes yes they are i i can't well i can oh anyway
45:38yes they're
45:39fantastic you deliver a calf i like the idea of that scotty you know i didn't see that no i'm
45:43very
45:43good at delivering carbs you know how it works give me the wheel a spin i love this i am
45:49denise
45:49dry style at last i'm mistaken for her all the time here i go are we ready we're ready
46:00you know i don't like to dance you're a good dancer i'm not a good dancer
46:07this this is going to take a while but um so slur or not a slur it's never landed on
46:13that i should
46:14point out to scotty um paint task you're just gonna you i'm just gonna have fun have fun all
46:22right there you go it's stopped it's stopped on rickshaw karaoke
46:31now i should mention we are currently embroiled in a legal proceedings over the name but
46:36we'll push on because this edition of rickshaw karaoke involves the legendary musician tim rogers
46:42rogers from the iconic band umi i've been watching so much tv
46:52thinner than it should be
46:56i'm like a waterlogger
47:00kick around anymore
47:05got an all-demon and hairdo
47:09but no comb can get through
47:13it's all granola and beer
47:16and a calling card and a silk card souvenir
47:20yeah
47:27but it's the morning's when it starts
47:32i don't dress so sharp now i've got a heavy heart
47:42it's a big thrill for me brilliant
47:45me
47:46tim rogers together at last i love that man uh i should point out uh not everything went to plan
47:52though
47:53doing all right there sam all good mate all good
47:56it's all good no you can just call and cut sammy sure you're right all good mate okay
48:02what are you going
48:05tim yeah mate i'm no good
48:07what come three four
48:10i miss you like sleep
48:13don't dress so sharp now i've got a heavy heart
48:18beautiful sam got it now take me home how far we got sam about 15 20 k's mush tim mush
48:27how good's that scotty i've got to say mush on national television that's our show a big thanks to five
48:33seconds of summer john edward oliver clark my very special guest announcer denise scott
48:40next week margot with the late and special guest announcer sean mckayla good night is trying
48:57this is a great question that nobody's ever asked me
49:09this is
49:09what i was talking about
49:10it's
49:10it's
49:10it's
49:10it's
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