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00:07Yeah, I'm watching, sweetheart. Wow.
00:11Hey, Seals. Hey. Couldn't come into the office.
00:14Mate, I've got a three-year-old. I'm either at a playground or I've got gastro. Or both.
00:18Fair enough. Anyway. Oh, sweetheart. Sorry, no, what's that?
00:22No, no, put that down. Honey, that's a vape. Actually, what flavour is it?
00:26Blueberry mint now. Jacket. Sorry. She's eating a lot of tan bug. Fibre.
00:33Ellie, look who it is. Look, it's Uncle Sam. Say hi.
00:38Did she just give me the burp? I told her that. Well done. Thank you.
00:46Hey. She started it. All right. Hey, how's motherhood?
00:51Do you know what? It's really beautiful. I think it's really chilled me. Oh, hang on.
00:55Wait, blue shirt. That's enough on the swings, all right? You've had your go. That's it. Off.
01:00Your turn, sweetheart. Good waiting.
01:02Yeah, you seem pretty chilled. Yeah.
01:05So what do you need from me tonight? Do you need me to be like a character reference for you
01:08in court?
01:08I'll do it. I mean, don't worry. I'll lie.
01:10No, no. I just need you to be the guest announcer on the show tonight.
01:13Oh, can I bring my kid? No. I'll do it.
01:19Bit early for that. It's for her.
01:21Bread bowl. It's sugar-free. God, judging. God.
01:25Oi, blue shirt. We've got to down the slide, not up, you fucking maniac.
01:33Live across Australia, this is Sam Payne Tonight.
01:38And now, here's your host, Mr. Sam Payne!
01:45Whoa!
01:46Did you know that we're here?
01:49Have fun.
01:52Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you.
01:59All righty.
02:00Wow.
02:01Whoa.
02:03Hot crowd.
02:04Good evening, everyone.
02:06And first, a big welcome to my special guest announcer, Celia Pequola.
02:11Hi.
02:13Cel, thank you for being here.
02:15Happy to be here. So, with this podium, it feels like I'm a maitre d' welcoming you to my restaurant.
02:19You know, it's like, table for one again, Mr. Payne.
02:22Don't worry, I'm sure she'll come this time.
02:26Got you a special spot near the toilet.
02:31She never came, by the way. I'm just letting you know.
02:33Hey, I'll just start with an acknowledgement.
02:35It hasn't been a big week of news.
02:38Unless you're a bagpiper.
02:40That's right.
02:42374 bagpipers have set a world record by playing ACDC's It's a Long Way to the Top.
02:58374 bagpipers seems like a lot, considering one is too many.
03:05It also set a personal record for me.
03:08It became the event I've least wanted to go to ever.
03:12Just ahead of when a friend invites me to their children's birthday party.
03:16Sorry about that, Seals.
03:18I didn't go.
03:21I'm glad we acknowledged that.
03:22Sad news this week.
03:24Menulog is closing in Australia and let us pay our respects with a moment of Snoop Dogg.
03:29Did somebody say Menulog?
03:34No, but someone did say bankruptcy.
03:37The sad news was delivered to a Menulog staff meeting last week.
03:41Or at least that's where it was supposed to be delivered.
03:43No one's quite sure where it ended up.
03:46I mean, the real tragedy, Sam, is Snoop Dogg has lost his job.
03:48You know, I'm worried he might turn to drugs.
03:54Might lose his home.
03:55I might have to take him on.
03:55He might have to be a rescue dog.
03:59Well spotted, Seals.
04:00Let's keep an eye on Snoop Dogg.
04:01In some political news, the Liberal Party have scrapped their environmental policy of net zero emissions by 2050.
04:09Net zero!
04:10Net zero!
04:11Net zero!
04:12Net zero!
04:13Net zero!
04:14Net zero!
04:19It's like we rehearsed that.
04:22Net zero is also the number of votes they're currently expected to get in the next election.
04:27By the way, well done to the Libs and opposition leader Susan Lee.
04:30They really committed by holding the press conference on a pile of burning tires.
04:36Moving on and Melbourne neo-Nazis are always in the news.
04:39But not to be outdone, Sydney hit back this week when 60 neo-Nazis assembled outside New South Wales Parliament
04:45House.
04:46And, plot twist, they were photographed without masks.
04:51Making it the biggest unmasking of losers since the Masked Singer.
04:54Yeah.
05:02Here's one of the neo-Nazis in question.
05:06Yes?
05:07I know what you're thinking.
05:08Why is it always the hot ones?
05:10I mean, that's the point.
05:11Like, on what date do you bring up the fact that you're a Nazi?
05:14Like, and how are they finding each other?
05:15Are they on the dating apps?
05:16Is it like looking for Mr Reich?
05:21I'm not.
05:23It's a good question, Seals.
05:25I'll have our producers look into that.
05:27In tech news, a country music song generated by artificial intelligence has reached the top of the US charts for
05:33the first time.
05:34A bit of a giveaway.
05:35The name of the track was Death To All Humans.
05:39Some are fearful that this could spell the end of humans playing country music.
05:43But even worse, it might not.
05:48Big shout out to Keith Urban if you're watching.
05:51Still with tech, Russia's first ever AI-powered robot was unveiled in Moscow during the week.
05:57Coming out on stage to the Rocky music.
05:59Enjoy.
06:10Ah, the future looks bright, doesn't it?
06:13That robot went down quicker than a Russian opposition leader.
06:19Let's see how it played out though.
06:33We've all been taking out a revolver like that.
06:35That's a good point.
06:37Well, Seals, the way they dragged him off and covered up the whole thing, it's almost like they've had practice.
06:42I think we've actually got some audio of what happened to that robot backstage.
06:45Please, no, I was just learning how to love.
06:56The two bullets seem a bit excessive, I'm not going to lie there.
07:00Staying in Eastern Europe, the aviation world has been rocked after an unqualified pilot forged documents to pass himself off
07:06as a captain of a Lithuanian airline.
07:09It's a remarkable story, it has me questioning everything I've ever believed about the reliability of Lithuanian airlines.
07:17This guy, unbelievable, faked his way to the top job, no qualifications at all.
07:21It is what we in the business call doing a pang.
07:31Because you're not qualified and you fail upwards.
07:33Yeah, I get it.
07:36This is fun.
07:36Am I supposed to just heckle you?
07:39Yeah, hey, you've had a great start.
07:40We've got five more segments after this.
07:42Hey, so to some sporting news and the housekeeping Olympics took place this week in the US.
07:47It's the housekeeping Olympics.
07:50Teams from the most popular hotels in Las Vegas battle it out in the annual event.
08:00That is absolutely ridiculous.
08:04And yet I'd still rather watch that than the Commonwealth Games.
08:09A big congratulations to the winner who was from Mexico.
08:12They accepted their gold medal and then they were immediately deported.
08:17And to my favourite story of the week and the announcement of Senior South Australian of the Year.
08:24I never miss it.
08:25The 2026 Senior South Australian of the Year for South Australia is Malcolm Benoy.
08:33Just hold that thought for just a moment.
08:35The wrong winner was in the envelope and we do apologise for that.
08:40A Senior Australian of the Year is in fact...
08:44James. Is it James?
08:45It is James.
08:46James Curry.
08:47James Curry.
08:50James Curry.
08:51This has me questioning everything I ever believed about the professionalism of the Senior South Australian of the Year award.
08:58So, bit of a mix up, but what happened next?
09:01We had it right all the way along.
09:02I don't know what has transpired behind the scenes, but it's incorrect information.
09:06It is Malcolm Benoy. I am terribly sorry for the embarrassment.
09:10But, in good news, the whole event won Senior Moment of the Year.
09:16And I think, turns out, eight of them thought they had bingo as well, so that was fun.
09:21A big night for them.
09:21I think we actually have some audio sealer of what happened backstage after the ceremony.
09:25Please know I was just learning how to love.
09:34Two shots feels about right in that one, by the way.
09:37Before we finish, huge milestone this week that really deserves celebration.
09:41It's our first episode of the season without a Prince Andrew joke.
09:46Come on everyone!
09:53A big achievement, we've almost done like 16 episodes.
09:56Interesting, 16 is also...
09:58Sam!
10:00What?
10:01Don't do it now. Don't do it.
10:02Fine, finish the joke at home yourself.
10:04Alright, we've got a great show.
10:05Angus Sampson live in studio.
10:07My chat with Harriet Dyer and Celia Capola sticking around all night.
10:23Wow, that is the ugliest kid I've ever seen in my life.
10:29That's a French bulldog.
10:32Why is it in a pram?
10:37Fuck me, it is a kid.
10:41Welcome back, you're watching Sam Pang tonight.
10:49Stop it.
10:53Celia, it's great to have you here.
10:55And we've known each other for a long time.
10:57Yes, we have.
10:58Many years.
10:58Many years.
10:59I actually have a clip of the first time we met.
11:02It was on a little SBS show called ADBC.
11:06And our final guest, I would like, is one of my favourite comedians.
11:10Largely due to her willingness to come on this show.
11:12Please welcome the very funny Celia Capola.
11:14Nice.
11:16Wow.
11:17I know.
11:182009.
11:18That was the first time we met.
11:20Yeah.
11:20Filming that show.
11:20Look, that's weird little babies.
11:22I know.
11:22My...
11:23Well, you look beautiful, but my hair was a lot darker.
11:28And you had more of it.
11:30What's that?
11:30You had more hair.
11:31Yeah, alright.
11:32No, I mean...
11:33I mean, you're a goatee.
11:34Can we get a picture of someone seeing this?
11:36I thought you could get away with that little chin bush without me pulling it.
11:39Look at that.
11:40And that set was insane.
11:41Like, did anyone...
11:42Not this many people saw it at the time.
11:44It was like it was filmed inside a fridge.
11:45It was incredibly bright.
11:46It was a history panel?
11:49Comedy show?
11:49I can't believe it didn't work.
11:50It was a comedy quiz show about history.
11:55Yep.
11:55It was 26 episodes on SBS.
11:58Well, it started on SBS1.
11:59It finished on SBS2.
12:02And they started as half-hour episodes.
12:04And eventually they went down to five-minute episodes.
12:07And the last time it was ever on, it was on at 3.55am in the morning
12:13before the Korean news.
12:16The sweet spot.
12:17That's what we call it.
12:18Sweet spot.
12:18I feel like you're harsh on it though.
12:20Because he's mean, but I actually...
12:21I think it had some fans.
12:22I actually went to an ADBC reunion last night
12:24and there were thousands of people there.
12:26Really?
12:27Thousands.
12:27And then you came out and you started singing Thunderstruck
12:29and I was like, this is a lot better than I remember it.
12:33That's...
12:33That was...
12:34I think that was ACDC.
12:35Oh, that explains why there weren't as many history questions
12:37as I remember.
12:37Anyway, we've known each other since 2009.
12:39We've done lots of shows together.
12:40We've been on, have been paying attention.
12:42I've sat next to you over 50 times next to this man.
12:44Yeah, I know.
12:45It's a lot.
12:46And my favourite memory was probably when I came onto the show
12:48and I was eight months pregnant
12:49and you said to me, are you keeping it?
12:55I know.
12:56I love you dearly.
12:57What?
12:58I was just so happy.
12:59I couldn't believe you'd met someone.
13:01I love you like a brother.
13:02Like, I cannot stress how much I love you like a brother
13:04who's just got out of prison.
13:06You know?
13:06Like, I love you, wouldn't rely on you in a million years.
13:09No, good.
13:10Don't rely on me.
13:11No.
13:11But I feel like over at that age,
13:13I just suddenly have found myself having a lot of old friends.
13:15Like even longer than you.
13:16I've suddenly got like close personal mates that I've had
13:18for over 20 years, which is really weird.
13:20Like friends that I went to uni with and did a bunch of
13:22dickhead shit with in my 20s.
13:23And now I'll see them at like a family barbecue or something
13:25and it's weird.
13:26You know?
13:27Like I find myself like talking to one of their kids.
13:29Yeah.
13:29Like not even a baby.
13:31Like a whole kid.
13:31Real kid.
13:32You know?
13:32And that's my mate over there and I'm just talking to their kid
13:34and their kid's talking to me and I'm just looking at their kid
13:36and I'm just thinking, I fucked your dad.
13:43You know?
13:45Like it was a long time ago and we both agreed it was a mistake
13:47and we're clearly still friends now but it doesn't change
13:49the fact that it happened.
13:50And I don't know if your mum knows.
13:52I don't know.
13:53It's not on me to tell her.
13:54He can tell her if he wants to tell her.
13:56Actually, now that I think about it, I also made out with your mum.
14:00I'm not proud of this but I made out with your mum
14:02for a free Midori illusion shaker.
14:05I think it's good that the kid knows, by the way.
14:07I think you're doing the right thing.
14:08Seals, you've been doing a bunch of stand-up gigs, haven't you?
14:10Yes, I have.
14:11Heard this.
14:12Yes, you heard.
14:13I heard you were in, how would you describe it?
14:16The outer suburbs of Victoria in a place called South Meringue last week.
14:20South Meringue.
14:20I know.
14:20Don't be jealous.
14:21One day, not even North Meringue.
14:23I got to South Meringue and we were texting about it
14:26and I messaged you, completely true, I did this gig
14:28and my opening line on stage was, great to be here.
14:31I can honestly say I've never done a gig this close to a freeway.
14:35It's incredible.
14:36I've never been able to get a truck to honk its horn whilst on stage.
14:40Yeah, I know.
14:41Well, there you go, dreams come true.
14:43Yeah.
14:43Hey, Seals, you're sticking around for the whole show.
14:45Yes, I am.
14:45So I'm very, very excited because our next guest is an actor,
14:48writer and director who you know from Mad Max, Fury Road and Furiosa,
14:53Fargo, The Lincoln Lawyer and Bump.
14:55He also has one of the most distinctive voices in Australian entertainment.
14:59Literally, he sounds like he gargles with whisky.
15:02Here he is in action.
15:04Angus Samson.
15:05Compellingly unpredictable.
15:06Should we take our clothes off?
15:07What are you picking on me for?
15:08I'm not trying to replace you.
15:09Lovely to meet you.
15:11You're on a hundred bloody acres.
15:13I'm just getting into the spirit.
15:14I'd like you to rub yourselves in sun lotion.
15:17Thank you for that insight.
15:19Please welcome Angus Samson.
15:21I'm just getting into the light.
15:28I couldn't believe it.
15:29How are you doing since?
15:38Okay?
15:41All right.
15:43We are going to cut off!
15:45Let me get into theæ°´ä¸.
15:46You can get into the paint!
15:46Hello, Herrita.
15:46Hello there yawn-
15:46Well, I'm going to let you waste all my time.
15:53just quickly I've wet myself is that okay yeah yeah yeah that makes three of us
15:58apparently now so that's great mate it's great to see you thank you are you all right well
16:02speaking of wetting themselves I'm just making sure my kids were there everything's all right
16:09yeah all their names start with H beautiful thank you for being here you're in Melbourne
16:13at the moment because you were at ACDC concert last night I was yeah firstly can you hear me
16:21thank you you're a big fan though aren't you last night was the fifth time I've seen them
16:28in the fourth country on the third continent this tour
16:33so basically they're I'm paying their wage there's similar to my relationship with Delta Goodrum
16:40then that's good are they getting Innocent Eyes is an underrated album hey are you are they getting
16:46better and better with age Angus is Angus is otherworldly definitely I think I don't want
16:55to criticize anyone I did have issues with Chris Cheney the bass player when I went to see them in
17:00Germany last year he wasn't wearing black I was upset with that but they seem to have aligned their
17:07attire and last night was great they played jailbreak this week for the first time in 34 years
17:17is that big is it sorry I'll let you know when Technotronic announced their
17:24isn't there is there a reason they haven't played it for 34 years maybe it's not a good song
17:28Keynesian Keynesian theory economic theory limit supply increase demand well okay well they've done
17:33that hey um you know what you know you you're very very successful you're doing a lot of things I
17:38just
17:38wanted to say you people may have seen you if they love Fargo you're in season two of Fargo
17:43and uh Gene Smart from Hacks Emmy award winner uh Gene is also in that series what was that like
17:49mate what was Fargo like Angus yeah it was um it was a relief it was a relief to be
17:56endorsed by
17:56prestige television makers yeah it was up until that stage I'd sort of appeared in random
18:03uh spots on stingers and not to say stingers it wasn't prestigious um I always sort of was confused
18:12how Peter Phelps could go undercover by just wearing a brand new leather jacket
18:17and uh and the bikies believed him so uh but yeah no it was a it was a great relief
18:24we did that um
18:25over in Canada of all places and it was so cold the uh witch's hat it was minus 35 degrees
18:32which I found
18:33out is the same in Fahrenheit and Celsius and the witch's hats you'd pick them up to move or someone
18:38would I wouldn't and uh and uh they would shatter it was so cold yeah so they'd take off their
18:46full
18:46full balaclavas and they'd have all burst capillaries all the camera crew but um yeah it was a great great
18:52experience our camera crews got burst capillaries but for a completely different reason by the way
18:56hey you and Jane Smart though this is big that you two here you two are on the red carpet
19:00I just finished um doing Mad Max and so I was
19:32good relationship with her though yeah Jean's great she played my mum she um
19:40close family by the way I've got a genuine question what is it with actors you're always
19:45you're always kissing people aren't you have a look at this you just love that's do you remember
19:49that no all right good there's so much more to cover with my friend Angus Sampson back with more
20:14in a moment welcome back I'm joined by homegrown Hollywood actor Angus Sampson uh Angus Celia
20:21mentioned ADBC earlier and um I know you try to keep it quiet but you're on that show too by
20:27the
20:27way and you know I say this sincerely I loved having you on that show because I always appreciated
20:32the energy you brought to the show welcome back to ADBC we're currently the AD team of Tom and
20:37Tony are on 30 points and the BC team of Cat and Angus are also on 30 points
20:47thank you sir look at that that's genuine love you you gave you gave me so much I only did
20:52that
20:52because of you asked me to um I wasn't my memory of ADBC is different to yours though as uh
20:59as seen
21:00earlier by that uh photo that seals showed where you were the lost member of uh of uh of a
21:08boy band
21:10in that black flammable shirt uh I have a photo here uh it's like you uh like you're in a
21:18pro heart
21:19commercial can I just say as well I don't know it's pretty incredible that we both started on ADBC
21:25and then you know you're in Hollywood and I'm um uh I got our second interview for a Bunnings job
21:32um I didn't start on ADBC oh yeah where did you start uh with you uh three triple iron oh
21:42that's
21:42right yes that's right we did we did community radio together we I think we stole our first car
21:47together too didn't we it wasn't a car it was a taxi whatever Angus I'm still engaged to him
21:55you've been like Lincoln lawyer Mad Max insidious right there is so much to talk to you about but
22:01you mentioned stingers before oh yes and uh we've managed to track down your appearance
22:07come on shit bloody jab crab thing what the that looks like my car he's picking up our signal on
22:17the
22:17TV oh shit get out of the way you stupid bitch
22:32I think uh I think Gary Sweet wasn't acting then he was just responding to my performance choices
22:38I believe it was Shakespeare who first said get out of the way you stupid bitch
22:42um I actually played two characters on stingers two different characters I don't thank god you
22:48didn't find the other one your versatility knows no bounds hey can I I just wanted to say I'll ask
22:53you one thing Angus I know you've you've talked about Peter Phelps but can I have another look at
22:56that gun by the way because that gun that's the biggest what is Wile E. Coyote use that gun
23:03actually reminds me of one of those cartoon guns that just does this look at that that would have
23:08been that would have been perfect um I just wanted to say too we have known each other a long
23:13time I'm
23:13so proud I am genuinely proud when I see you in in all these things that I um you know
23:18haven't watched
23:19the whole series but genuine question did you ever lose faith has there been like a fork in the road
23:26moment about two minutes ago
23:30no no you're fine now what about when you know was there any versionally yeah it was a genuine time
23:35when you were struggling I did give I did give myself uh a date February 12th when I turned a
23:41certain age and on January 30 I got cast in um Fargo so I had 12 days remaining of a
23:5010-year
23:51deadline that uh my family I think were greatly relieved made you know something came of it because
24:00um it's not really work what I do it really isn't it's um it's sort of you get charged with
24:07a a logic
24:08that you have to sort of um uh be the gatekeeper of for a character and often it's they don't
24:15consult
24:15you with the the takes they use they don't consult you with um the edit choices they make and you
24:23just
24:23sort of hope that you know um that somebody sees something in you that you hope's in there and and
24:29there's lots of incredible filmmakers in Australia um they just don't have as many resources generally
24:34speaking as as in Europe or America so I'm not really doing anything different um as you know I'm
24:41sure that whatever that character's name was Ali in Stingers um other filmmakers you know with a bit
24:49more resources they don't light it as brightly as they did ADBC you know like that's there they do
24:55actually invest in how the show looks so um you know one day one day you'll get a good set
25:03you know that was almost a beautiful answer I really appreciate it I I you know I love you but
25:09I'm
25:09lucky that you did keep going because you ended up playing the organic mechanic in Mad Max Fury Road
25:14now I know that this was a big movie an Oscar nominated movie and you were you had a great
25:21role in it but what did that mean for you to get that part because that franchise is very important
25:25to you isn't it yeah I didn't realize when I was at school in um Armidale New South Wales I
25:31didn't
25:32my friend Desh used to play that film all the time and I didn't realize it was an Australian film
25:35I know
25:36it sounds ridiculous but I think we must have been watching the American dubbed version of it
25:42is that called Road Warrior Road Warrior yeah which they did for Americans who couldn't understand the
25:47sort of I guess broadness of the Australian accent and then one day he put it because we rented at
25:53school he he put a different version of it on and it blew my mind that it was Australian and
25:58um and I
25:59yeah that was sort of a really seminal moment for me to to sort of have a bit of pride
26:04I guess in um
26:06my weirdness if that makes sense it was embraced yeah and it would have been like me growing up and
26:11being in a remake of the karate kid hey um sweep the leg you love that that whole world the
26:20idea
26:21that you're you're in it is impressive considering you you love it so much you even designed your own
26:24jacket is this this is yeah well this is the um that's Charlie and um Rube's uh pursuit special
26:32uh on the left um Max's Interceptor the last of the V8's on the right the gentleman who um um
26:39designed
26:40that his name's uh stay chill Bill he did this one I got him to do the Sopranos uh wow
26:47Sopranos club
26:48sorry sorry that was based on Celia uh sorry sorry I feel like I'm serving mob wife tonight
26:56so I'm like my husband's in waste management there's a touch of that hey I just my last
27:01question I made Max just give me one because George Miller famously shot about 480 hours
27:07of film for that for that movie for Fury Road or Furiosa for Fury Road yeah and there was it
27:12was 120
27:13minutes yeah so you were in that any scenes did you one scene of yours that got cut I'm assuming
27:18there was a scene I got cut um we were shooting in the Namib desert which is the the world's
27:23least
27:24populated country by um density um and the oldest desert in the world and there's a character in it
27:32who teaches the five wives um she's basically called the history woman she's covered she's basically
27:37a walking encyclopedia and uh I was meant to eviscerate her with it with a knife and uh in
27:44front of the horde the motorcycle horde and uh George was like oh well Dr George was like oh just
27:50do whatever you want um when you say a line and then you know you're almost like Brutus in uh
27:56I don't
27:56know why I'm doing that uh under the ribbon and under the ribbon in and uh it was must have
28:01been 100
28:01degrees or what is that 40 something in Australian degrees and I thought you know what I'll do I'll
28:07lick her armpit that'll that's your signature move
28:15that'll definitely be in the film and uh and he was like that's great let's go again I must have
28:19done seven takes of licking her Jennifer's armpit and of course it never got into the film
28:28nor did the nor did nor did my character's final uh um moment he said I don't want the audience
28:35I don't want your character to dive and I want the audience to know that the organic mechanics
28:40still lives because he's the doctor of the wasteland which is me and I said sure what what do you
28:45want
28:45me to do he's like oh you choose uh and so the the it's the point in the film where
28:50Max and the
28:52the wives go back to the citadel and they're and the bad guys are waiting around and they spot them
28:57and they go they're going back to the citadel and they all drive off we shot a version in which
29:01underneath underneath the Morton Joe's vehicle the organic mechanics they're doing a poo
29:11once again you're sick did you move with a capital with a capital and then he runs off after them
29:16with
29:17his pants down and uh and uh when I went to the premier in Hollywood George leant over to my
29:23family
29:24and he said I'm so sorry uh my wife didn't want to put it in just tonally it would lose
29:31and uh and my family were like thank you for not putting it on but in great news we have
29:36it tonight
29:38Angus you know I can't do this show alone so now it's time for
29:50yes I have one question sort of pressure so I did some research I went to your Instagram um
29:56my question is I went to your Instagram and your handle there is dolly doctor which I was confused
30:00by because I know dolly doctor as the section in the teenage magazine where you'd write in letters
30:04and say stuff like you know can you get pregnant from being in a swimming pool and then dolly doctor
30:08is your handle so I guess my question is can you get pregnant from a swimming pool
30:14uh if you're talking about sam's pool
30:19I'd make a couple of calls
30:20can you get oh fuck can you get pregnant from licking an armpit
30:26uh yes I was
30:27can I ask you so though why is your handle dolly doctor from fans
30:31my sister used to um have dolly magazine my older sister
30:34and um as a sort of an 11 12 13 and sometime 24 year old male
30:40uh it was uh it was my um after dark reading
30:46with a with a flashlight under the bed
30:49yeah thank you seals we are learning a lot about you my friend tonight now uh let's uh get to
30:55this
30:55you're soon to appear in bump uh the bump christmas movie airing november 30 on stan
31:07yes it's very hot I just have to take it off
31:09no no no permiti n' traer alcohol de la costa senor
31:14no but it's not senor no senor por favor
31:16I need to confiscate this please senor
31:20have to drink alcohol
31:26wow that's uh pretty impressive
31:33bump's run for an incredible five seasons now a movie you play uh the dad dom who's in
31:38midlife crisis mood um mode are you uh how much acting you're doing at the moment really like
31:44is it uh challenging rock yeah that's true no um it's uh it was a great it's a great gift
31:51to do
31:51that uh with claudia carven and uh john edwards and dan edwards and kelsey munro yeah that's a
31:57that's the show i don't know how many shows go for that long in australia or anywhere um but
32:03yeah stan have been very great for us um and uh sorry i gotta jump in mine did rose haven
32:08did
32:08sorry guys five five what was it rose haven big fan obviously you're a big big fan and also utopia
32:17but that was doesn't matter oh five both five thank you
32:25it's uh yeah it's it's good to have five seasons with viewers
32:31and so uh and that's why we have a christmas film
32:36and rose haven and uh and the other one
32:41all right let's let's wrap this up before there's actual punch on hey uh hey you know that i i
32:46love
32:46you i thank you so much for coming on it's been a pleasure to sit down and have a proper
32:49chat please
32:50please thank the one and the only angus sampson my chat with harriet dyer after this
33:14welcome back to our made it out of australia edition of sampang tonight harriet dyer is the
33:20very talented co-creator co-writer and co-star of colin from accounts she's currently in montreal
33:25filming the new show dmv screening on binge take a look take a look at some of her work
33:31harriet dyer hey everyone oh hey don't get too excited it's only temporary think about the optics
33:38that's disgusting you're disgusting anyway we've just shut our pants and we're on the next flight out
33:43so see you later you're weird that's weird that you know that
33:47i got to chat to harriet the interview was scheduled for the early morning and it clashed with my spin
33:53class
33:55but i think i came up with an elegant solution and you won't even notice it's seamless
34:01harriet dyer are you on a peloton um no just just a bike just an extra bike
34:06we met backstage at the logies for about 12 seconds yes and you know what though those logies were the
34:12most i ever laughed because of your opening monologue honestly so funny but thank that's very nice of you
34:19are you making is that a blender yeah there's a blender there's some protein powder there's bananas
34:24do you know what's funny about that well you're a hollywood actress of course i'm assuming you haven't
34:31eaten solids for two weeks is that lunch and dinner do you know what make fun of me all you
34:37want and
34:39you're also right because i'm on a cleanse this week wow harriet dyer let's get to some business i want
34:46i don't want to you know i don't want to upset your publicist and i'm contractually obliged dmv
34:50is currently screening on cbs in america binge in australia tell us about this new show thanks for
34:57asking sampan it's workplace comedy and it's kind of got your classic everything it's got people of
35:03different classes it's got office romance and it's got the mundane and then they're all kind of good
35:10friends always as well there's that sweet kind of camaraderie and the dmv is this kind of i mean
35:15any number of the australian institutions that you get your license through they're okay you know
35:21i went to the one in new south wales maybe a year ago and i felt like i was at
35:26a day spa because
35:27someone was like here's a ticket sit down we'll bring you a water what are you after and i was
35:31like
35:31oh my goodness and then you go to the dmv and it's like there's rats falling out of the ceiling
35:36and people are just cross all yeah that's a follow-up question did you get your license first go
35:42i think i did get my license first go around but that was townsville you know just a couple of
35:48traffic lights yeah well i'm glad you got it first you know what though the townsville hack
35:54that all my girlfriends said is do your license test on maggie island go to magnetic island because
36:01there's no traffic lights that seemed like a massive loophole yeah you can get a queen well you could
36:0620 years ago you can get a queensland license on maggie island that was like the thing but i'm pretty
36:12sure i passed towns where i present i will i can i'll just follow up i've been digging deep into
36:17the
36:17archives of the townsville bulletin oh where you are i don't know how else to say this you are a
36:24darling of that newspaper you they have covered your career from the moment you were like i've actually
36:30got some photos i'm sure that having wall-to-wall coverage in the townsville bulletin has helped you
36:34in hollywood but can you see these what's that do you remember this performance yeah i think that
36:41was secret garden at the burdick and singers hey what about this one what's that i think that was
36:46ginger megs you know what you have more pictures of me as a kid than my mum does well we
36:52can give
36:52these to your mum where did you get pictures though i've said harriet dyer i've been in deep in the
36:58archives at the townsville bulletin now they were they were very very helpful townsville bulletin are
37:02going much better than channel 10 i think actually the capital bulletin bought channel 10 during the
37:06week all right one more what about that one oh my god what is that cats it's cats i've got
37:12a tail
37:13i'm rumple teaser cats you know when you're doing stuff in townsville i'm sure you couldn't believe
37:18you got that role in cats but the idea that blank years later you're in hollywood yeah is that still
37:23surreal yeah it is actually and that's a good thing i think it was a really good upbringing there and
37:30i go back as often as possible i'll i'll be back soon and i've been doing things like that
37:37but now i i've never thought i'd be on camera i thought that that was for models
37:42and all right i didn't think it was pretty enough really i don't know i just didn't think that i
37:50would but that always sounds so dumb when you say it as an adult with a nice jacket on
37:54that looks that looks very i'm gonna go with big w big w or kmart kmart i'm a kmart girl
38:03of course
38:04hey colin from accounts is an international success who's the biggest name that's come up and said i
38:10loved you and colin from accounts or i've seen colin from accounts phoebe waller bridge and lena dunham
38:15have both seen it and loved it they're idols of mine big richard curtis he said something crazy nice
38:22about it which got back to us love actually notting hill that guy that guy yes apparently like
38:29on the set of the crown or something actors were sitting around talking about their favorite episode
38:33like it's really in the in the uk world you won a logie for your role in colin from accounts
38:39i did
38:40we've got some footage of you uh receiving it what was it like to meet koshy
38:47it was awesome he's he's koshy wow what a performance what a performance that was just
38:54then you know what i don't remember i remember it now that you say i don't remember he gave it
38:57to me
38:58but it's like i was so nervous i just saw white that white was the audience at the logies so
39:05that's okay that's what you're seeing hey you're seeing strange television so don't worry harriet
39:08i was i was i was seeing the diversity hey so is it true that you and patrick your husband
39:14were offered an intimacy coordinator yeah yeah we were offered an intimacy coordinator but they have
39:20to don't they and i said yes please i said actually we'll have two you and patrick presented at the
39:29baftas and it went viral apparently tell me about that what happened you know there's just so many
39:33famous people sitting in front of me and my heart i felt like i was wearing a really tight dress
39:37and
39:37before i went my heart was like beating through i could feel it and it was my job to just
39:41pull the
39:42card out of the thing and say monster the jeffrey darmer story one but i've got quite bendy fingers
39:48i don't know if you can see that but they're not reliable they're like put them back in the oven
39:53for another 20 minutes type thing and i tried to pull the card out and it was really snug and
39:59i thought
39:59knowing me i'm gonna pull and it's just gonna fly and give kate winslet a paper card and i thought
40:05i'm gonna stop and just and i read the top v which just said who won so then no one
40:11came down no one
40:12moved a muscle and this hadn't happened all night and patty and i started vamping and it went on and
40:19on and then there was this big red letter saying open the envelope harriet and then at the bottom it
40:25said
40:25they're not here tonight we'll make sure they get their award good night and people planned it which
40:30was funny because i don't think i'm that good an actor it made a mark i've got friends that text
40:34me saying having a bad day just watch shoot the baftas feel better so it's years on look at that
40:41you provide joy all right last one your boy your love of your life is in devil wears prada 2.
40:47mm-hmm i allowed him to do that how are you going with your husband being now he's a heartthrob
40:54how are you handling it i was just gonna say the word heartthrob it's like he's five months
40:59six months shy of turning 50 and he's a heartthrob like an unlikely heartthrob i would have thought
41:04yeah because i remember that new york times once described him as blandly handsome and on the
41:09comfortable side of fit but he's not he's bloody good looking and he's i'd say on the firmer side of
41:19fit and i think anne hathaway felt the same considering you married him you're a visionary
41:24you're an early adopter you thought he was a heartthrob well before everyone else so congratulations
41:28and i will well long after yeah yeah how is the marriage all strong all good
41:40yeah no he's great harriet dyer i i thank you so much for your time i really appreciate it thanks
41:45for letting me you know get the gym session in while i speak to you um it's an absolute honor
41:50and
41:50i cannot wait to um see you when you're back in australia you got it thanks you too sam good
41:55luck with
41:55the uh the quad burn also 80 diet 20 exercise well you could have told me that before i started
42:02pedaling
42:03yeah don't bother get off the bike buddy and big thanks to harriet dyer what a delight check out dmv
42:14on binge oliver clark and the news lounge is up next
42:36welcome back to sam pang tonight hey celia hello thanks for staying you're welcome do you have
42:42anything to plug i sure do big news i don't know if you know this sam next year will be
42:4620 years since
42:47i started stand up whoa 20 years i know i started when i was eight shut up um so big
42:55news uh i have
42:56decided that i will be doing a new stand-up show next year exclusive that is a sample that's an
43:02exclusive
43:02only you know can we pop up the exclusive there you go that's uh and my family what's that that's
43:07it so it's very exciting um so yeah it's gonna be basically it's it was gonna be the show where
43:12i
43:12finally talk about um why i stopped drinking um but i'm still drinking so i can't do that show yet
43:19so i wasn't gonna do a show at all and then my boyfriend for my birthday gave me an inflatable
43:23kayak so i'm doing that show okay we've got no choice yeah look out for that uh celia picole's
43:28new show next year now a bit of an update here on sampang tonight uh the our mascot contagious george
43:35um hopefully you've been keeping up to date his book that we saw last week is officially a new
43:39york times bestseller it's the official pick of oprah's book club as well it's going bananas um also
43:47i did i didn't mean that sorry about that that was embarrassing i just wanted to say look out for
43:53the new one it's contagious george goes to vegas yeah i know it's been described it's george is headed
44:01to sin city but he's about to learn that what happens in vegas doesn't always stay in vegas
44:06it's been described as planet of the apes meets um
44:11um um what is it sin city there you go or the hangover or whatever it is anyway look out
44:17for
44:17that um that was not worth going back for all right this is uh it's time to move on and
44:23i just
44:23wanted to say that um there's always new stories that we don't have time for on this show
44:28so uh what we do is the obvious thing we cover them through song yes oliver clark is back with
44:33the
44:43news lounge oliver clark i it's such a big thrill every time you're on the show thanks this is the
44:49third time and people are loving the segment oh that's good news yes i just wanted to say though
44:53there is a few people out there that are accusing you of being a bit of a one-trick pony
44:59do you know
44:59i mean like beautiful voice and all that but you know it's just the singing of the news one trick
45:03pony sorry get a load of this sam
45:29uh
45:50thank you so much it was the role i was born to play
45:57Oh forget about it
45:59Alright without further ado
46:02Let's go to the news
46:04Hit it
46:08There's a social
46:09Media banner
46:11Under 16s
46:14Cannot Instagrammer
46:16There's a social
46:18Media banner
46:20TikTok
46:22And Snapchat that teens
46:24Cannot have that
46:25Cause the social
46:29Media ban
46:33Maybe
46:33The over 65s too perhaps
46:38Thank you so much
46:41Thank you
46:43Wow
46:46You know it wouldn't be a news bulletin
46:48Without a story about Trump
46:49Hey Tony how about you take that bass
46:52For a little stroll
46:57There he is
47:00The president of the USA
47:05Standing by
47:06While a man might be
47:08Passing away
47:11But that man's okay
47:14Yeah
47:15He just passed out on his back
47:18Much like the Americans
47:21He's had a toe to collapse
47:26Hey there guy
47:30That's a really long time
47:40And now ladies and gentlemen
47:42For our final news story
47:43A one and a two and a hit it
47:50Talks
47:51Oh good God y'all
47:53Left some big tooth marks
47:55They're absolutely munching
47:57Yeah
47:58Yikes
47:59Oh good God y'all
48:02Watch out for great whites
48:04It's nose here be punchin'
48:06Say it again
48:07Let me hear now
48:07Y'all
48:08Oh shots
48:09Good God y'all
48:10Left some big tooth marks
48:13Absolutely munching
48:14Sing it again
48:15Thank you very much everybody
48:21There is the wonderful Oliver Clark
48:24At the News Lounge
48:25Stay with us
48:26The Wheeler segment
48:27Is up next
48:47Welcome back
48:48And now
48:49It's time for the
48:51Wheel of Seconds
48:54That's right
48:55Whoa
48:59Get about that
49:01On a light there
49:02Hey
49:02The Wheel of course
49:03Tonight
49:03Brought to you by
49:04Russian Robotics
49:05So keep an eye out of that
49:08Now
49:08Yes Seals
49:09I tell you what
49:09Every day my career
49:10Gets closer to being
49:11A magician's assistant
49:14Happy to be here
49:14I'll be cutting you
49:15In half later on
49:16Hey
49:17You know
49:18Wherever the Wheel lands
49:19That's where
49:20That's the segment we do
49:21Oh okay
49:21I personally
49:23Celia's Roundhouse Kicks
49:24An audience member
49:24I think
49:28I'll give the Wheel a spin
49:29And we'll just start
49:30And see what happens
49:31All right
49:31Because
49:31There's some things
49:32On there
49:33Yeah but have you got
49:33Ginger Warrior
49:35Is that Luke McGregor
49:35Out the back
49:36Is there
49:38What else we got
49:40Musical Shares
49:41Come on
49:42Who doesn't want
49:43Okay we don't have to
49:44Let's hope it doesn't
49:44Land on that
49:46Shart Tank
49:47Oh no
49:47People would love that
49:50Machu
49:50Pikachu
49:52Hey you know
49:53Hang vs Child
49:54You know that I had a show
49:55That went for five seasons
49:56What's that
49:56You know I had a show
49:57That went for five seasons
49:58Two shows
49:59Rosehaven and Utopia
50:00I'm over it
50:01Angus said
50:02A third of neither of them
50:03It's great
50:03Hey alright
50:04Let's see where it's gonna land
50:05Wow where are we
50:07What's that one there
50:08Mystery segment
50:10Or
50:10Oh my god
50:11It's landed on
50:14ADBC reunion
50:15What
50:19Great
50:21Guess what everyone wants
50:23A reunion of the show
50:24No one remembers
50:26Luckily for me
50:27And unlucky for them
50:28I have two of my guests here
50:29So let's do the
50:30ADBC reunion
50:31What
50:46Here we are
50:51Is that the actual shirt
50:53It's the
50:55I know what you're thinking
50:56It should be hanging in the
50:57Smithsonian Celia
50:58But no
50:58It's the
51:00This is the original
51:01Wow
51:02Still fits Angus
51:03Too many buttons
51:04Done up this time
51:05Too many buttons
51:06Yeah
51:06Goody on
51:07You look like
51:07Sometimes I just
51:08Throw it on in the boudoir
51:10Anyway
51:10Sorry
51:11Shannon Noel
51:12It's so great
51:12I got confused for a second
51:16Anyway
51:16If this is ADBC
51:17This is the lighting
51:18Is way off
51:18Wouldn't it
51:19Way
51:19It was like
51:19Way way bright
51:22That's better
51:22Here we go
51:23You ready
51:24Yeah
51:24No
51:25Okay
51:27You are now
51:29It's wonderful
51:29You both know how to play the game
51:31Thank you so much
51:32For being here
51:32Okay
51:33It was a history based
51:34Comedy quiz show
51:36First question
51:36Who was the main character
51:38In the bible
51:42Jesus Christ
51:44That is correct Angus
51:45Well done
51:46Yes
51:51Look I'm not saying the show was hard
51:54But well done Angus
51:56This is going okay
51:58I think this is where they filmed Good Morning Australia
52:03Yeah this is Studio Burt
52:05This is where Burt Newton
52:06Yeah I just was out the back there
52:08I saw the ghost of Belvedere
52:12He's not even dead
52:15All right
52:16This is not going well
52:17Anyway
52:18Didn't he have one of these as well
52:20He wishes
52:22All right
52:23I think that's
52:24How do you think it went
52:25Oh look
52:25I was reluctant
52:26Doing it the first time
52:28It was a complete debacle
52:29That was the ADBC reunion show
52:32Thanks to everyone who's on it
52:34Angus Sampson
52:35Celia Pekwole
52:36Harriet Dyer
52:36Oliver Clark
52:37That's been the show
52:38It's not an episode of ADBC
52:40Without cutting to the Korean news
52:42Goodnight Australia
52:53Turn it up a couple
52:54That's it
52:55And get out of the saddle
52:55Lift up
52:56Out of the saddle
52:57Out of the saddle
52:58We're out of the saddle
52:59Come on
53:00That's it
53:00I want your head still
53:01I want to be able to leave a glass of orange juice on
53:03That's it
53:04How you feeling buddy
53:05Yeah
53:06Just going through the Pyrenees right now
53:08We're on the Great Ocean Road
53:10Oh yeah
53:11Still pretty though
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