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00:01Hello.
00:01Hello.
00:02How are you doing today?
00:03How are you doing?
00:04Anthony, they sent me over your resume here.
00:07Can you just tell me a little bit about yourself?
00:10Yeah.
00:10So I'm 25.
00:11I'm from Nashville, Tennessee, born and raised.
00:14So I'm always giving it 100%.
00:16Awesome.
00:16Awesome.
00:17We're looking to hire a temp.
00:19It would be both for work in office and also at a company retreat.
00:24You'd be my assistant for the trip, helping me with odd jobs.
00:27So we have a documentary crew that is following our business.
00:33If you were to do the job, are you okay with being on camera?
00:36Absolutely.
00:44A rockin' grandma's hot sauce.
00:46Exciting time for us because we're about to go on our big retreat.
00:49And that's what you're helping out with here.
00:51Welcome to Oak Canyon Ranch.
00:53Woo!
01:01You are the future of rockin' grandmas.
01:03Give it up for my son, Dougie.
01:06Hello, rockin' grandmas.
01:07How's it playing?
01:09You can't do that.
01:10Doug, that's illegal.
01:11Walk.
01:12Where? What?
01:13Let's go!
01:21Two weeks ago, Malibu Realtors f***ed a beehive.
01:24What?
01:27Clear!
01:29I'm gonna put be a whore on my bucket list.
01:31Oh my God.
01:32Oh, did not do that.
01:32What?
01:35I real life feel like I'm on a TV show and not a documentary.
01:39Like, this is something that...
01:43Honestly, maybe not.
01:44Because this is not something that you can just make up.
01:52You can do it again.
01:52Introduce yourself and tell us where we are.
01:54Okay.
01:55Um, hello.
01:55My name's Anthony Norman.
01:57Um, I'm here at...
01:58Sorry.
01:59You can do it again.
02:00Okay, okay.
02:03Rockin' grandmama.
02:04Sorry.
02:04First day here.
02:05She needs to get a tongue scraper.
02:07I'm telling you, all that bacteria is just growing on that tongue.
02:10Mm-hmm.
02:11And then it's slapping us in the face.
02:12That's why...
02:13What's on the head?
02:14Come on a second.
02:14Good morning.
02:15I'm Anthony.
02:16I'm the new assistant.
02:17I'm not sure where I'm supposed to report today.
02:18You're probably gonna meet with Kevin.
02:20He's just not in yet.
02:21Okay.
02:21So yeah, you can just have a seat.
02:22And once he's in, I'll get him for you.
02:23Alright, thank you.
02:24I've been doing temp work for about two years.
02:27Um, I kind of go everywhere.
02:29Here at Rockin' Grandmas, um, I'm just an assistant.
02:32Um, I'm basically here to do whatever they need me to do.
02:35You like chips?
02:37Yeah.
02:38You wanna try those?
02:39I'm alright, thank you.
02:39You sure?
02:40It's wasabi octopus.
02:41It's okay.
02:42I appreciate it.
02:42Alright.
02:43You don't get to try these flavors every day now.
02:45Yeah, man.
02:46That's a flavor I've never even heard of.
02:48I know.
02:49My name is PJ Green.
02:51Where do I look?
02:51Do I look at you?
02:52I look at me, unfortunately.
02:53Okay.
02:53I always wanna look right in there.
02:55I love it here.
02:56And I love this company retreat that we're about to go on.
02:59Cause listen, if PJ can take a vacation, PJ's gonna take it, okay?
03:03And we'd like to-
03:04What's up?
03:04Can I get those papers that were on the printer?
03:06Oh, yes.
03:07I'm sorry.
03:08It's a little chip dust on that.
03:09Don't mind it.
03:10Hot sauce is like having a moment.
03:13You don't see this kind of thing happening with ketchup.
03:15It's like, name me like a YouTube ketchup show.
03:17What's the name of that YouTube ketchup show everyone watches?
03:20There is-
03:21No, because it doesn't exist.
03:22Because hot sauce is time.
03:24It's our time.
03:24Hot sauce is time.
03:25Yeah.
03:26I'm Kevin Gomez.
03:27I run HR here at Rockin' Grandma's Hot Sauce.
03:30I consider myself kind of a big brother that you can come and share your secrets with.
03:35I guess I could give you a noogie too, but you know, mostly a sympathetic year.
03:38Thank you so much for jumping on this.
03:40Yeah, absolutely.
03:41Thank you for having me.
03:41The retreat is a huge deal for us every year.
03:44It's kind of like my Super Bowl for the year, you know, getting everything ready.
03:48And you're going to be my right-hand man.
03:50This year is especially exciting because our founder and CEO, Doug, is retiring.
03:56Can I have a quick question?
03:57Sure, Jimmy.
03:59If one of us got like one of those like joke chain emails or something like that.
04:03Mm-hmm.
04:03And like forwarded around the office or something.
04:06Is it sexual in nature?
04:08Oh, yeah.
04:08Very much so.
04:09No, I wouldn't do that.
04:10No?
04:11No.
04:11Okay.
04:12Better save than sorry, right?
04:15I guess I'll forward it.
04:16What if I forward it?
04:18Fair enough.
04:18You know, old Jimmy would have already sent it.
04:20Okay.
04:21All right.
04:22I rib Jimmy all the time, but he has come a very long way.
04:26When I first started here, I couldn't stand him.
04:30He was a lot.
04:31You did a lot.
04:32I did a lot.
04:33The new Jimmy, 2,446 days sober.
04:39Warehouse.
04:40He tried.
04:42You want a tour?
04:42Yeah, absolutely.
04:43Great.
04:43Let's take a tour.
04:43There's not much to see, but let's take a tour.
04:45Over here, we got sales.
04:48Hey, guys.
04:49Hey.
04:49Hey.
04:50This is a customer relations, Amy.
04:51Hi, Amy.
04:53Hi, Kevvy.
04:54I'm Amy Patterson.
04:55My go-to Starbee's order is actually the same as Taylor Swift's go-to Starbee's order.
05:01Isn't that so funny?
05:03Not really.
05:05Good morning, Helen.
05:07This is our accountant, Helen.
05:08This is Anthony.
05:09Hi, Anthony.
05:10I've been cooking the books here for 26 years.
05:15Never been audited that I remember.
05:19This is our sourcing expert here.
05:22Hey, I'm Anthony.
05:23Anthony as well.
05:24Nice to meet you.
05:24Oh, that's right.
05:25Okay.
05:26Nice to meet you.
05:26Come on, Anthony.
05:28Oh, me?
05:29Anthony.
05:32This is our CEO.
05:33He likes to meet everybody.
05:34Hey, hey.
05:34Meet my new assistant for the week.
05:36Anthony.
05:36Nice to meet you, Doug.
05:37Nice to meet you.
05:38Enjoy your office while you got it.
05:40Yep.
05:41Dougie's office soon.
05:42I'm retiring, so bye-bye, Doug.
05:45Me.
05:46My son is going to be the new CEO, and he is going to be great.
05:54I feel like he needs to be afforded the opportunity.
05:59To keep Rockin' Grandma a family business.
06:02Okay.
06:02I also understand the risks involved.
06:05Yeah.
06:06So, I appreciate your offer, but I'm not ready to sell the company at this time.
06:10Okay.
06:12Doug, he's nice.
06:14He was a bit scary just because, you know, he's obviously the big boss man.
06:17He didn't even look up at me, but it just shows that how serious he takes his business and what
06:22he does.
06:26Man, how are you doing?
06:26Hey.
06:27I'm Dougie, by the way.
06:29I'm dad's son.
06:30Anthony, man.
06:31Nice to meet you.
06:32Nice to meet you.
06:33I usually set up in here.
06:35You don't mind if I just kind of just like my...
06:37No, I do think.
06:39Oh.
06:42I kind of share dad's office, but I like to come in here and just like, it's like my sauce
06:45lab.
06:46Yeah.
06:46Are you a hot sauce guy?
06:48Yes and no.
06:49Cooking up something a little special for the retreat.
06:52So, I'm like kind of, you know, excited about that.
06:55Sort of.
06:55I'm excited.
06:56Yeah.
06:56I'll be the assistant.
06:57So, anything y'all need, I'm there.
06:59I'm sorry.
06:59Yeah, this will be my first one.
07:00Okay.
07:01I mean, I've only been back for six months.
07:03I lived in Jamaica for like four years.
07:04Oh.
07:05Yeah.
07:05But yeah, I just kind of like fell in love, linked up with these dudes.
07:08We're just like jamming with the lobby band.
07:10You're the Jive Prophets?
07:11Ska band.
07:13No?
07:13No.
07:13No.
07:14Now, it has always been my hope that Dougie would take over someday, but when he dropped
07:19out of business school to do a rock band in Jamaica, I was like, there goes that idea.
07:23And I just had to see if we could make it, you know?
07:28Turns out we couldn't.
07:29One of the things I'm trying to do like when I take over for dad is like zhuzh up the
07:34bottle.
07:35This has like been the slogan forever, like it'll rock your socks off.
07:38It'll rock your socks off.
07:39Kind of emphasize the off.
07:41Yeah, right?
07:41We're rocking grandmas.
07:42I feel like she should be like...
07:44Rocking out.
07:44You know what I mean?
07:45Okay.
07:45I can get behind that one.
07:46Like shredding out.
07:48Look, I've known Dougie his whole life.
07:50He's a great kid.
07:52Yeah.
07:53And is he the right fit for CEO?
07:56People think I'm just taking over because it's my dad's company or whatever, but like
08:00I'm like, I want to put it in the work.
08:02You know what I mean?
08:02I want to show that I'm not just some like Nepo kid that's like handed the keys.
08:07You know, we're like, oh, he's like the brawny of hot sauce or whatever.
08:10And it's just like bugs me because I'm like, I'm not like, I'm better suited to run rocking grandmas
08:15than he is to be on an NBA team.
08:18You know what I'm saying?
08:18How long did you put in the work?
08:20I wouldn't sweat it.
08:21Bro.
08:22Appreciate you, bro.
08:24Wisdom.
08:24Dougie, he might be a little worried about jumping into something new.
08:28You know, especially when it's a family business.
08:29He doesn't, he doesn't want to let his dad down.
08:31Even after having one conversation with him, I have, I have faith in him.
08:35Do you think she's going to know?
08:37That it's her birthday?
08:38No, I know that she knows it's her birthday, dog.
08:42Today's a really big day because, well, first of all, the biggest thing today, Amy's birthday.
08:47It's a big one too.
08:49Surprise!
08:55Happy birthday to you.
08:59It's kind of crazy around here.
09:00Just wrapping up a lot of loose ends before the retreat.
09:03We were saying it's like senioritis, you know?
09:05Like, we're all kind of waiting, like, you know, like the last day of school kind of feeling,
09:08you know?
09:09Yeah!
09:11Yo, yo, yo, yo!
09:12In Jamaica, we say, happy birthday!
09:15Don't do that.
09:17So you can set him on here.
09:18I can carry it all together.
09:19Oh, beautiful.
09:20That's my guy right there.
09:21Well, he's my, he, like I said, he's my guy.
09:23Who's to say I can't be both of you guys?
09:25Who's the guy?
09:26Who's the guy?
09:27Y'all aren't putting me in that situation.
09:29That's a lose-lose!
09:31Fair enough.
09:31It's my guy.
09:32Fair enough.
09:33He's my guy though.
09:34But I mean, like, my own happy, probably like my childhood, okay, like my childhood tree house.
09:39I don't know.
09:41Wait, you had a tree house?
09:42Yeah!
09:42My, my dad built it.
09:44Hey!
09:45I'll let you guys finish up.
09:46I love you, Kevi.
09:47You too.
09:50Here, take a seat.
09:51Take a seat.
09:52Isn't she great?
09:53Yeah!
09:54Yeah.
09:55I want to show you something, okay?
09:57This is exciting, okay?
09:58I want to show you something.
09:58I can tell by the look on your face.
10:00Yeah.
10:01I haven't been able to tell anybody else.
10:03Okay.
10:04But on night one of the retreat, I'm going to propose to Amy.
10:10Yeah, man.
10:12Congratulations to you, brother.
10:13I'm going to propose.
10:13I'm going to propose.
10:14Heck yeah, man.
10:15That's exciting.
10:16I don't exactly know how I'm going to propose to her, either public or private.
10:21How would you do it if you were going to do it?
10:22Um, it kind of depends on her and like what she likes.
10:26Yeah.
10:26To me, she seems like the outgoing type.
10:28I would probably go for like the in front of everybody, especially because y'all are a close-knit family.
10:32I think you're right.
10:34I like, I was getting in my own head.
10:35I was getting in my own head about it.
10:37And now I actually, now that I hear it out loud, I'm like, I'm going to do it in public.
10:39Because I think it's the best way to do it.
10:40Yeah, absolutely, man.
10:42Thank you so much.
10:42Yes, sir.
10:43See you tomorrow bright and early.
10:47Mom, I got some very exciting news, but I can't tell you for a few days.
10:50It sounds like good news coming.
10:53Okay, but get ready to be excited in a few days.
11:04Excited, excited to get the retreat started.
11:06Excited, very excited, very excited.
11:08It's sort of the calm before a lot of fun.
11:13These are my last hours as a single man.
11:16This is like a bachelor party on wheels.
11:19Oh my gosh.
11:21Turn right onto Triunfo Canyon Road.
11:33Yeah, this is cool.
11:34Oh my God.
11:35Oh yeah.
11:36I've only seen pictures of this gazebo thing.
11:39I want to show you something.
11:41Okay.
11:42I know back at the office, you know, I can be sort of a hard ass sometimes.
11:45But here at the retreat, I like to cut loose and really just have fun.
11:49Okay.
11:50And so.
11:51I'm excited to see this.
11:52In the duration of the retreat, you can call me Captain Fun.
11:56Captain Fun?
11:57Yeah.
11:57Okay, Captain Fun.
11:58I'm Captain Fun and you're going to be Lieutenant Fun.
12:01Yes.
12:02And so.
12:02Do I get a hat too?
12:03No.
12:03If we both had hats, it would confuse people.
12:06Just a little jealous you pulled that one out.
12:07Oh no, exactly.
12:08It's a very beautiful property.
12:10So I'm really excited.
12:12Everybody's about to get here and the fun is going to start.
12:14Kevin is Captain Fun and I'm Lieutenant Fun because I'm his assistant.
12:17And our job is to keep everybody happy and keep a positive energy.
12:21Hello.
12:23Hey.
12:24I'm Marjorie.
12:25I'm the manager here at Oak Canyon.
12:26I'm so sorry I didn't have your sign up.
12:28The group that came before you guys, they just checked out and they were a bit of a headache.
12:32Oh, that's okay.
12:34Terrible human beings.
12:35Anyway, hi.
12:36Welcome, Rockin' Grandmas.
12:38I've hosted dozens of wonderful organizations at the ranch and one group of monsters.
12:44Malibu realtors.
12:46I saw them bringing in a cotton candy machine and they were swirling around cocaine in it.
12:51Check, check.
12:52Me might not fire.
12:53Me might not fire.
12:54Oh, here they come.
12:56Rockin' Grandmas is here.
12:57Yessa!
13:00Whoo.
13:02Feeling hot, hot, hot.
13:04Whoo.
13:06Me might not fire.
13:08Me so they're not fire.
13:09Be like hot, hot, hot.
13:13Whoo.
13:14Me might not fire.
13:14Hey, hey, hey.
13:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:16Of course.
13:18This is new?
13:20Captain Fun!
13:22Captain Fun!
13:22Captain Fun!
13:23Yeah, baby.
13:24Good one for yourself.
13:25Nice, nice.
13:26Feeling hot, hot, hot.
13:27His name is not Kevin.
13:29It is Captain Fun.
13:30Oh!
13:31Got to get him right.
13:34Captain Fun!
13:35And he's Lieutenant Fun, by the way.
13:36Lieutenant.
13:36Lieutenant Fun!
13:38I didn't get a cool hat, but Lieutenant.
13:42This retreat is my escape.
13:44I love my three babies and my husband,
13:47but I just need one week without Cocomelon.
13:54Hey.
13:55Claire.
13:56I made it.
13:56You made it just in time.
13:58How you doing?
13:59How you doing?
14:00Claire is here.
14:01Hi.
14:02Claire.
14:04Hey, wait.
14:04I'm just going to put on bugs really quick.
14:07Sorry.
14:07No problem.
14:08It's more than I thought.
14:09More bugs.
14:13It's my first retreat.
14:14Um, I work remote.
14:17I'm meeting everyone for the first time in person today.
14:21I thought you were black, honey.
14:23I gotta get my computer fixed.
14:25It's really, really dark.
14:27You can just put up the brightness.
14:28Aw.
14:29I felt like it was important that I come this year,
14:33and I just, like, wanted to meet him in person
14:37because, obviously, it's, you know, it's Doug's last retreat
14:42before...
14:44Before he dies, which is really sad to me.
14:47What? Before he dies?
14:49Honey.
14:49Yeah, it's his last one.
14:51No, he's retiring.
14:52He's retiring.
14:53He's...
14:53Not because he's dying?
14:54No, he's not sick.
14:56Oh.
14:56He's retiring.
14:58I thought he was dying.
15:00Yeah.
15:00Well, I just...
15:01He was saying some stuff, and I saw kind of, like, a...
15:12I don't know.
15:13Yeah.
15:14Well, that's good.
15:15How was the drive-in? Okay?
15:17Yeah.
15:18I know you don't ever go on the bus, but we missed you.
15:20Mm-hmm.
15:21And then...
15:21Uh-huh.
15:23Yeah.
15:24Yo! Yo!
15:25The first person I kind of connected with, I would say, is Dougie.
15:28He was very raw and vulnerable with me,
15:30so I think that allowed me to open up to him.
15:33Hey, man, you have to show me some of your music sometime, dog.
15:35Yeah, for sure.
15:36Jive profits.
15:37We, like, had the falling out.
15:39We're kind of trying to...
15:40Work it back?
15:41Kind of.
15:42Okay.
15:42Yeah, it's complicated, dude.
15:43Bands are, like, family, you know what I mean?
15:46Yeah.
15:46Like, one little rip could turn into a big...
15:49A big tear.
15:49...tear, and that's kind of what happened with us, you know?
15:52Did it kind of, like, tear in, like, separate ways,
15:55or, like, down the middle?
15:56I don't know how many people are in it.
15:57Kind of just, like, a tear on my side.
16:00They kind of, like...
16:02Tore you out?
16:02Yeah.
16:03I would like to welcome each and every one of you
16:07to Rockin' Grandma's annual retreat.
16:10Give it up! Come on!
16:12Fantastic!
16:14And I think that this is definitely gonna be our best retreat.
16:20Deal.
16:20That's because you have got so much to look forward to.
16:23And we have got team building.
16:25Fantastic motivational speakers and seminars.
16:28Cade, I know you like that.
16:29We have got the Client Cookout!
16:31Hi!
16:32There we go.
16:33I'm hungry.
16:34Yes.
16:34And then, not to mention, the Doug Cafflon, ladies and gentlemen.
16:39Yeah!
16:40Last but not least, the Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent Talent Contest!
16:46Now, come on!
16:49I also want to make sure that I share something with you,
16:54and now's the time, I think.
16:57Uh...
16:57Right here.
16:58This is the spoon that was used by my grandma,
17:03Grandma Roz, your great-grandmother,
17:06when she used to make hot sauce in our kitchen when I was a little boy.
17:09Wow!
17:10What?
17:10My grandmother used to stir the pot and make the sauce,
17:13and she used to say that the main ingredient was love.
17:17And I always, you know, held that to my heart
17:18until I found out years later that it's really Manzano peppers.
17:23That's the main ingredient.
17:27Anthony, what do you got, pal?
17:29Um, honestly, I smell the bug spray on my hands.
17:32Not an ingredient in Grandma's hot sauce, buddy.
17:35I gotta tell you.
17:36That's not in there.
17:38Dougie Jr.
17:38Wait, really?
17:39Son, come here.
17:40What?
17:42Oh, he's so cute!
17:43I am giving you this spoon now.
17:46Stir the sauce well.
17:47You are the future of rockin' grandmas.
17:50Give it up for my son Dougie Womack Union!
17:55Congratulations on that, man.
17:57Dude, I know, right?
17:58I literally almost started crying just because, like,
18:00the feeling of what it's like to be a dad.
18:02Like, I want to be able to, you know,
18:04pass something down to my son, bro.
18:05So, like, I love that for y'all, man.
18:07It's the best.
18:08Thank you, bro.
18:08Oh, yeah.
18:09Oh, boy.
18:10How long do you give Dougie?
18:12I don't know.
18:13He's so nice and he has such big hair.
18:16Oh, God.
18:17We're so .
18:28So, how are you feeling about the retreat, Anthony?
18:30Oh, I'm feeling really good about the whole thing.
18:33Like, I'm super, like, which?
18:35You're good, man.
18:36Keep running.
18:36Well, actually, I was kind of thinking, you know,
18:39Anthony and I have the same name and it's confusing.
18:41From here on out, everyone should just call me Other Anthony.
18:45Actually, I'm Lieutenant Fun.
18:47Oh, yeah.
18:49Yeah.
18:51Yeah.
18:51Other Anthony.
18:53First nickname?
18:54Yeah, I've never really had a nickname.
18:55It's a longer name.
18:57Yeah.
18:57That's a long nickname.
18:58I just want to do real quick, like, take this spoon and say, like, your intentions are
19:03further a tree.
19:03This is my first one and I'm just really excited to grow my bond with each and every one of
19:08you
19:09as a leader and send you off in style, Dad, I love you.
19:13That's great.
19:14You know, people think this job was handed to me and I'm just excited to, like,
19:19prove that it's not, like, a hand job, it's an earned job.
19:22You know what I mean?
19:22So, just looking forward to proving that.
19:27Get more sleep than I normally do.
19:30Be more appreciative about everything that I have here, like my own bed.
19:34Wait, are you still on Helen's couch?
19:36Yeah, yeah.
19:37Well, her loveseat.
19:38He's on my loveseat.
19:39Yeah, I can't lay flat.
19:40Do you know what happened?
19:41I know this, but I don't want to spill your tea.
19:43My condo had black mold spread.
19:46I was installing the dishwasher incorrectly.
19:48Mm-hmm.
19:49Water went everywhere.
19:50Stupidly turned the heat on.
19:52Why?
19:53I thought it would dry the water.
19:55It's a science experiment.
19:56Yeah.
19:57Because it is Doug's last retreat, my intention is to find and open the time capsule.
20:05Oh!
20:06Do you remember the time caps?
20:08Yes.
20:09We're going to do that.
20:09Add that to the list.
20:10All right.
20:11Is this the one we buried in 2017?
20:14Yeah.
20:15Yeah.
20:16I don't remember a lot of that night.
20:17Oh.
20:17Yeah.
20:18First day on the retreat.
20:19It's very exciting.
20:20And I think Captain Fun might have something in store for us later today.
20:24I would love your help with this proposal.
20:26Okay.
20:27I have the spot picked out.
20:28Do you think you could help me film it?
20:30Yeah.
20:30Absolutely.
20:31So basically, this is, I think, is where I'm going to do it.
20:34Okay.
20:35What does this look like from this?
20:37Let's say I'm over here.
20:38By the way, if she's crying, zoom in.
20:41Get it.
20:42If I'm crying, zoom out.
20:43Okay.
20:43Don't get me crying close up.
20:45Do you mind just one thing?
20:46Can you just stand in real quick?
20:48Yeah, absolutely.
20:48Just so I know how it's...
20:50Amy Patterson, I love you.
20:52Will you marry me?
20:54Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:56Well, by the way, do you think I should wear this or what do you think?
20:59Um, yeah, maybe take it off.
21:01Maybe take it off.
21:02You wouldn't wear your hat to a...
21:03Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:04Even when you sit down to eat dinner, you're supposed to take your hat off.
21:06So when you're proposing, you probably should.
21:09Well, Captain Fun makes the rules here.
21:10All right, right.
21:11I guess you make the final call.
21:13Thank you so much for helping out with this.
21:14Absolutely.
21:16I think she's going to love it.
21:17Yeah, I know she's going to love it.
21:19Oh, it looks great on camera, too.
21:21Does it look good?
21:22Yeah.
21:22Oh, are they coming?
21:23Here we go.
21:24Maybe I can't do this.
21:25I don't know.
21:26You got it, man.
21:26You got it, man.
21:29Look how pretty this is.
21:32Everybody, come on in.
21:33This is so pretty.
21:35Thank you, everybody, for coming.
21:36Amy, could you?
21:37Squirt on.
21:38Me?
21:39Yeah, squirt on.
21:39Is this like another birthday thing?
21:41Yeah, yeah, definitely.
21:45Amy, ever since we started working together at Rocking Grandmas years ago, my fondest memories
21:52of this job have been with you.
21:54Aw.
21:55Especially at this retreat.
21:57I remember years ago, you and I got pretty drunk on Dirty Shirley's.
22:03And I remember my best friend's wedding was on the TV.
22:07Uh-huh.
22:08So, we then and there made a promise to each other that if we both reached the age of 40,
22:13and neither of us were married, that we would marry each other.
22:18So, here I am.
22:20Amy Patterson, I love you.
22:25Oh.
22:25No.
22:26Will you marry me?
22:28Oh.
22:30Kevin.
22:31Kevin.
22:32No.
22:34Kevin.
22:35No.
22:36No.
22:36No.
22:37No.
22:37No, I know what we said.
22:39It's a really cute movie, but I mean, Kev, we've never even been on a date.
22:43Oh, no.
22:44We went out to dinner the other night for your birthday.
22:47Yeah, but it was me and you and eight of my other girlfriends.
22:49Kevin, what?
22:50Oh, okay.
22:51No, no, but we love each other.
22:52You say I love you all the time.
22:55Oh, my God.
22:55Were you going to propose with that hat on?
22:57Oh, no, no, no.
22:59Oh.
22:59No.
23:02I do love you like a friend.
23:04I love you like a friend.
23:05I love you like a friend.
23:07I got you.
23:09It's a joke.
23:10I got you.
23:11It's a joke.
23:12You should see your face.
23:13No, you should see your face.
23:15You should also see your face.
23:16No, it's a joke.
23:17This is a joke.
23:18Anthony, you know.
23:18It's a joke.
23:19Oh.
23:20It's a joke.
23:20It's a joke.
23:21Wait, is this like a joke that you do that?
23:24It grabs on the joke.
23:25It's a joke.
23:26It's a joke.
23:26It's a joke.
23:27It's a joke.
23:29It's a joke.
23:32It's a joke.
23:33It's a joke.
23:33It's a joke.
23:35It's a joke.
23:35This isn't even a real ring, by the way.
23:37Not even a real ring.
23:38Oh, okay.
23:40Fake proposal.
23:41Fake ring.
23:41You know.
23:42It's a joke.
23:42It's a joke.
23:42It's fun, guys.
23:45Hang back with me for one minute, buddy.
23:47You need some help picking up?
23:48Oh, sure, sure.
23:49I'll need some help.
23:51Walk with me just for a minute.
23:53Uh.
23:53That actually was not a joke.
23:54That was a real proposal.
23:56Yeah, yeah, I'm aware.
23:56I think I might have misinterpreted
23:58the nature of our relationship, actually.
24:00Yep. You know.
24:01I made a mistake there, that was wrong, that was wrong.
24:03Possibly, but at least now,
24:05I was gonna say at least now she knows
24:07how you feel about her genuinely,
24:10but you told her it's a joke, so maybe she doesn't.
24:12Like, she's probably really confused now.
24:14Sure, sure, sure.
24:17Do you think it was because I wore the hat?
24:20Um, not really.
24:21Is that where I lost her?
24:22She might not have liked the hat,
24:23but, you know, I think if she,
24:25if that's really what she was wanting to do,
24:27I don't think the hat would've made a difference.
24:29You know what I'm saying?
24:29You know what I'm saying?
24:30Yeah, yeah.
24:31Um, just wait here one second, okay?
24:33Yeah, just wait here one second for me.
24:35I'm here for you, man, whatever you need.
24:36Thank you so much, man.
24:48Okay, so, I think I'm gonna go
24:50because I can't face Amy and Lynn right now,
24:53and I can't face anybody else right now
24:55for the moment.
24:56You're Captain Fun now, okay?
24:57Okay.
24:58You know, you got this.
24:59Yeah, I got it.
24:59You're in your...
25:00Do you not wanna go back
25:02and get that ring that you threw?
25:03Could you just, could you find that?
25:05Because I spent a lot of money.
25:06Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
25:07You don't wanna just leave it.
25:08It's worth about, it's worth about eight grand.
25:10You know, you're...
25:11Come here.
25:12You're good, man.
25:13Take a breath, breathe.
25:14No.
25:14All right?
25:14Yeah, no, I appreciate it.
25:15I appreciate it.
25:16I really appreciate you.
25:18Everything's, everything's good.
25:18You're gonna have a great time.
25:19You're Captain Fun.
25:20You got this, you got this.
25:21I don't got this.
25:22And by the way, just tell him I left,
25:23not because I'm embarrassed or something.
25:24Just tell him I had diarrhea.
25:25Tell him I got subpoenaed by the court or something.
25:28Okay, just any, any excuse.
25:32You're officially promoted, Captain Fun.
25:34Yeah.
25:42Oh.
25:57I think he put cans on his car as part of the joke.
26:02Quite clearly, you can see it wasn't a joke.
26:05I don't mean he's left because he's embarrassed.
26:14I'm like, she, come on, did she write a song about it and it'd be, it'd go nuts?
26:19Yeah.
26:20We've never even been on a date.
26:21I was wondering.
26:22Yeah.
26:22What about sexting?
26:24No.
26:25Tasteful nudes?
26:26Nothing.
26:26You should be proud of yourself for standing up and saying the right thing.
26:30Listen to Mama Helen.
26:33I'm not quite sure how to handle this situation.
26:35Can, can we step over and have a conversation real quick?
26:37Yeah.
26:38Um, so, he left.
26:41Okay.
26:42Um, because he was embarrassed.
26:43He told me not to tell them that, but he said, just make something up.
26:47And I'm like, oh, this is your company.
26:49Like, I don't, you know, I'm a temporary worker.
26:51I don't, I don't know if he told you the whole day.
26:52I haven't been with them.
26:53I don't know. Yeah, I didn't know.
26:53Okay. So I've only been with them for like three days.
26:55It was like.
26:55So it feels like a lot.
26:57Yeah.
26:57I mean, I'm sure no one would blame you if you wanted to leave too.
27:06Like, if you want to leave, I got your back.
27:10But if you want to do what Kevin said and stay, I got your back there too.
27:17It's up to you.
27:18I got it.
27:20Yeah.
27:22All right, guys. So Kevin told me to let you guys know that he had to leave because he had
27:27some family issues.
27:28Continue with the retreat and let's have a good time.
27:31Okay.
27:32All right.
27:32Yeah.
27:33Of course.
27:34Sounds good.
27:34Okay.
27:36Let's have a good time, y'all.
27:38Just quiet.
27:39Come on, y'all.
27:39Let's do it.
27:40Yeah.
27:45I got a promotion.
27:47Let's have a good time.
27:51I think the most important thing about working here is the family aspect.
27:56And I would like to officially knight thee.
28:01Yes.
28:01Once you find a place that cares about you, it's so easy to give your all.
28:08Let's do it.
28:08All right.
28:09Have fun.
28:10With a company this small, everybody sort of has to be invested, making sure that the transition
28:15from Doug to Dougie Jr. goes smoothly and that's a lot of what this retreat is about.
28:20And it's like when you get a feeling in the pit of your stomach and you can define it as
28:24nervousness or you can define it as excitement, I choose to define it as excitement.
28:32It's bittersweet for me because I want to send that off and it's sad because it's like the
28:36ending of an era, but it's also sweet because I'm taking over and I'm excited to, you know,
28:42to show what I can bring and, you know, all that excitement.
28:48I really want to give Dougie the chance to do this and that is why this week at the retreat
28:52is so big.
28:55I need to see that he's got what it takes.
28:59So, yeah, today was interesting to say the least in so many aspects.
29:05Kevin's gone.
29:07Dougie's taken over.
29:08I mean, there's a lot going on.
29:10They seem like a tight group, a family business.
29:13I just hope I can make this retreat a success.
29:18Good night y'all.
29:29This season on Company Retreat.
29:31There's been a robbery.
29:32You can search my room.
29:33What?
29:34This is my fault.
29:35Let's show them what we got.
29:36Let's show them who we are.
29:38You really did that?
29:39Jesus!
29:40Guys!
29:41Welcome to the Doug Catholic!
29:46Oh my God!
29:50Dougie!
29:51Dougie!
29:52Dougie!
29:53Dougie!
29:54I just want a couple!
29:56Who's that?
29:57Oh, .
29:58Bro.
30:00Bro.
30:01Bro.
30:03This feels crazy.
30:04Is this crazy?
30:05Put it down.
30:06Dougie!
30:07Put it down!
30:08Dougie jr.
30:13Keep going!
30:14Stop him!
30:15Get up!
30:16Get up!
30:17If I go home and tell my parents about this stuff, they're gonna be like, you're lying.
31:17I'm done!
31:18I'm done!
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