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00:06Burt, Burt, Burt, Burt, what, what is this?
00:11It's your Norwegian flag.
00:13There is not a chance in hell I requested this.
00:15No, it's on the house.
00:16Get it?
00:17Because it's on the house?
00:19I'm just kidding, you'll be charged for it.
00:20No, but everybody's getting one.
00:22Why, have we been ceded to Norway?
00:24Ah, no time to explain it.
00:25Doc, got a lot of flags to deliver.
00:27Morning, Dr. Best.
00:32Oh, welcome on.
00:34Now I can add Norwegian to the list of accents that I can do for my Juilliard callback.
00:38Assuming I get the callback, which of course I will.
00:41What other accents can you do?
00:43Please, let's not get her started.
00:45Oh, the doctor do not understand the process of drama.
00:51Really?
00:51She's just adding an A to the end of words.
00:53Top of the morning to ya.
00:56G'day, mate, fancy Vegemite on toast for brekkie.
01:00How about performing your role as administrative assistant?
01:03How about that?
01:06Bless his little heart.
01:10I filled his water bowl.
01:11Dogs need to hydrate after a walk.
01:13That's not his water bowl.
01:14That's my cereal bowl.
01:16Whoops.
01:16My bad.
01:17I wanted to ask if you'd come to my Norway presentation at school this afternoon.
01:23My mom has to work and my dad lives in New Hampshire.
01:26Oh, this afternoon.
01:28I wish I could, but I don't think so.
01:30I'm sorry.
01:31Don't.
01:31Louisa just called and asked if you could come to Legion Hall.
01:33She says it's an emergency.
01:35Louisa?
01:35Yes.
01:38Sorry, Peter.
01:45What's wrong?
01:46What's the emergency?
01:47Oh.
01:48It's not a medical emergency.
01:50It's a town emergency.
01:55We are obviously still reeling from the news that our beloved town elder and fellow council member, Agnes Kluf, jumped
02:01off a cliff.
02:02But we'd rather not talk about it.
02:05So why are we talking about it?
02:06Because not only are the optics less than ideal, we've yet to name a replacement for the town council, and
02:12the Norwegians come today.
02:13What is up with the Norwegians?
02:15Haven't you heard?
02:16We're getting a sister city.
02:19Geneva and Franklin have been trying to make this happen for a decade.
02:22Portland, Maine has five sister cities.
02:24Five.
02:25Yeah, I heard.
02:25Meanwhile, Portland has been sitting on the city-seeking cities list for years.
02:29And we finally got interest from a small coastal town in Norway, and the Norwegian delegation is arriving today to
02:38visit and to sign an official sister city agreement.
02:44That's ridiculous.
02:45Why would they fly all the way over here for something strictly ceremonial?
02:48It's a cultural exchange, and it will be so great for Portland.
02:52Pen pals for the students and a sharing of traditions and best practices.
02:58I mean, everyone, everyone is thrilled.
03:00Yes, everyone.
03:00And although our fellow council member, Glendon, was strongly against the idea, the three of us, we overruled him and
03:08voted that you should take over Agnes' seat in the town council.
03:11What? No.
03:12No.
03:13It's temporary, and the Portland charter says that we need an uneven number, and we need someone soon because Glendon
03:18is already at the airport picking up the Norwegians, so.
03:22But why me?
03:23Well, we need someone impressive and accomplished.
03:27And we knew you'd be in a suit.
03:35As president of the Port Wendt Town Council, I'd like to welcome Sigrid Lutte-Victor Hansen from, how do you
03:43say it, Fjords?
03:45Fjordhaven.
03:56Fjordhaven.
03:57Our town is very small, but very beautiful.
04:00Fjordhaven is the Port Wendt of Norway.
04:02I hope they're not expecting an uptick in tourism.
04:05We are thrilled and honored that the two of you came all this way.
04:10Actually, the three of us.
04:11Yes!
04:13Should you even be here?
04:14I could ask you the same thing.
04:16I mean traveling.
04:17Oh, this is our fourth child, so not my number one horse show.
04:24Uh, not your first rodeo.
04:31And now it's my profound pleasure to represent Port Wendt in signing our official Sister City Agreement with Fjordhaven.
04:52Sheriff Mark, could you take some pictures for me on my phone?
04:55Mark?
04:56Yes, welcome.
04:57What?
04:58I was asking if you could take some pictures for me.
05:00Yeah, of course.
05:01You got it.
05:03Okay, everybody.
05:06On three, one.
05:08That's nice.
05:09There you go, buddy.
05:10That's nice.
05:11Please, now, everyone, enjoy Canal Böller.
05:14This is a traditional Norwegian pastry from the best bakery in Fjordhaven.
05:19It's the only bakery in Fjordhaven, but they are delicious, so be sure to try one.
05:24You don't have to tell me twice.
05:27Welcome in.
05:28I'm Elaine.
05:30I work with our Dr. Best.
05:32Pleasant to meet you, Elaine.
05:34Dr. Best, it is an honor.
05:36We have heard much about you.
05:38Yes, the famous surgeon who he roguely stepped in when Port Venn lost its doctor.
05:43You're a legend.
05:44I think that's overstating it a bit.
05:46Yeah, most people here don't like him that much.
05:50Oh, hello.
05:52Oh, we'd love to see your practice.
05:54Oh, definitely.
05:55It is in your house, yes?
05:57Mm-hmm.
05:57Oh, so cute.
05:58Maybe we can gift you a piece of equipment you need.
06:01Oh, an espresso maker would be nice.
06:03No, no, something much more than that machine for the x-rays or new EKG.
06:10I have all the equipment I need, thank you.
06:13There are some nicer people over here than I need you.
06:15Let's go do that.
06:18Aren't they great?
06:20Not really.
06:21You seem over the top.
06:23Why are they trying so hard?
06:25As a temporary town council member, maybe you could try harder at being less negative?
06:32Hi.
06:33Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
06:36Is everything okay between us?
06:39I mean, I know we haven't talked since...
06:40Yeah, we're cool, all good.
06:42Really?
06:42Oh, okay.
06:43I'm glad.
06:44You tried one of the whole level of breads?
06:46There's my third one, but I'm going to dip this one in coffee.
06:49Well...
06:50How good does that sound?
06:51Am I right?
06:52Maybe you should swallow first.
06:53Yum.
06:54Yeah.
06:55Oh, my God.
07:02Oh, Mark.
07:05Hey.
07:06Are you okay?
07:07Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
07:08You got him?
07:09Yeah, I'm all right, I'm all right.
07:10I'm all right.
07:15You okay?
07:16Just tired.
07:17I haven't been sleeping well.
07:19Mark, have you put on weight?
07:21Maybe a few pounds.
07:22Why?
07:22When was the last time you went to the gym?
07:24I'm just saying, between the weight gain and the insomnia, maybe it's time for a checkup.
07:27Fine.
07:28But you're still not my friend.
07:29Or my councilman.
07:31Stupid sash.
07:40You too, Mary.
07:59Thank you.
08:01I'mk.
08:06Thank you.
08:10All right.
08:11Lobster roll out the red carpet for the Norwegian's dinner so they're staying at
08:16the Salty Breeze and Sarah their gorge wa both of them like Nordic gods like do
08:23we serve them dinner do we just play food at their feet well these lobsters
08:28are so fresh their families don't even know they're missing yet that's dark I
08:32love it see you tonight okay
08:36drive careful with those bugs yeah they'll be fine in hot water and garlic
08:40butter
08:49what
08:53who's flying this thing huh who did this
09:03doc I need to talk to you privately
09:07that's normally how it works with doctors what seems to be the problem I well I'm not
09:13sure how to say this it will sound insane I assure you have heard it all before okay
09:19the thing is I haven't had a bowel movement in five days you're constipated yes
09:26it's totally normal it's nothing to be embarrassed about it's likely due to a lack of dietary fibers
09:31fluid no exercise no I know it's causing it I'm afraid to go because five days ago I pooped a
09:39little
09:39man I I don't understand you you pooped on a little man no your stool was shaped like a little
09:52man there
09:53was a little man in my poop and I panicked and I flushed him down the toilet okay just take
09:57it easy
09:58okay I think you had a vivid dream that's a dream so intense and lifelike that you wake
10:03up and you think it's real your brain even treats it like a memory no it was the
10:06middle of the day and tonight is our big dinner for the Norwegians this isn't a good
10:10time for me to be cuckoo for cocoa puffs Greg are you on any new medication that
10:14could cause you to hallucinate there wasn't a hallucination either it happened I pooped a
10:22little man did the little man say anything it wasn't a real man it doesn't matter what
10:33you saw or think you saw okay first and foremost we need to take care of this constipation oh
10:37okay that is a prescription for laxatives in case the over-the-counters don't work okay don't
10:49tell anyone about this again that's normally how it works with doctors
11:09and the home of the brave
11:23that's our girl thank you Mallory okay and lastly but not leastly we have Peter Kronk
11:29oh nap time credit for my project I whittled white pine into a miniature replica of a Viking ship
11:39because
11:45because pineus strobus did he just say penis
11:49more commonly known as eastern white pine is main state tree so this ship represents
11:55the blending of our cultures
11:57please take this gift as a reminder that you have a friend across the ocean in Portland
12:02so beautiful
12:05thank you thank you Peter and this concludes our presentation for our friends from Fjordhaven
12:12Fjordhaven
12:13Fjordhaven
12:14Fjordhaven
12:14Fjordhaven
12:16Fjordhaven
12:31Fjordhaven
12:32your children
12:34it
12:35it
12:36it burns my heart
12:37I am too moved
12:40Poor Sigrid, she feels too much
12:42Oh, children
12:46Don't you see?
12:47They care about this town as much as we do
12:49What, if they've been here three hours?
12:52I thought Scandinavian people were supposed to be stoic
12:55Don't you ever get tired of being like this?
12:57Like what?
12:58So distrustful
12:59I don't know, I guess it's just the way I am
13:01Well, it's never too late to change
13:08Is that your dad?
13:10Yeah
13:18She had a little caught on her head
13:20But don't worry
13:21I cleaned her up for you
13:24I don't have any idea what she just said to you
13:26But this thing
13:28Hit me in the back of my head
13:30Hard enough to break in half?
13:32Oh no, that happened after I jumped up and down on it
13:35But it broke my skin
13:36And it's left a goose egg the size of Bar Harbor
13:41Just put cold compress on it
13:44Leave it there
13:47Damn machine, not gonna take me down
13:50Oh, by the way
13:51You're going to the Legion Hall tonight for the Sister City Dinner?
13:54Haven't we seen enough of those people?
13:56I'm serious
13:57I don't like them
13:58I don't trust them
13:59Why did they even choose Port Wynn?
14:01Because it's a beautiful place
14:03With warm and caring people
14:04Save one cynical misanthropic doctor
14:07You really think I'm that negative?
14:10You're horrible
14:10Good news is
14:12It's never too late to change
14:13Or to try
14:14So I've heard
14:15Partners
14:17There's a new sheriff in town
14:19Truth is he ain't new
14:20It is Mark
14:21But he's wanting to talk to Sarah
14:22Well, send him in
14:23I'm sorry, is he your next patient?
14:26Hi Sarah, I got your message
14:28Let's get down your statement
14:29Here's my statement
14:31Whoever you were
14:33That was flying that damn toy
14:35You're gonna be lobster bait
14:37Unless you come to me
14:38And apologize for almost killing me
14:41You stupid moron
14:42I meant
14:43More like what time did it happen?
14:46Oh, it was about noon
14:48Noon?
14:49Bastards
14:50Broad daylight
14:54Any idea who was operating this thing?
14:57If I did, they'd be here
14:58Seeking medical attention
15:00D-S-E-N
15:02I think that's just part of the word
15:04Right at the break
15:06I'm sorry
15:07Who made you Watson?
15:11And how are you feeling, Mark?
15:12How do you think I'm feeling?
15:14We have visitors in from Norway
15:16One of the safest countries in the world
15:18And I can't even protect our citizens
15:20From illegal drones
15:21How does that make me look?
15:26Mark
15:27Does he just lose your balance?
15:29Just gesturing?
15:30No
15:30I don't know what happened
15:33Have you been feeling dizzy lately?
15:36Yes
15:36That's what happened this morning
15:38You know what?
15:39I have a new theory
15:41No, not that
15:43I have
15:44You might have vertigo
15:46It would line up with your symptoms
15:48We should do a quick Romberg test
15:50They told you
15:51I haven't had anything to drink
15:52Yes, but it can also be used to test vertigo
15:55Let's go
15:55Feet together
15:56I know how to do it
16:05You're swaying, Mark
16:07So it could be vertigo
16:08You should stay here for more diagnostics
16:10And we could do a Dick's Hall Pike maneuver
16:12To try to reset the semicircular canals
16:14Okay, the semicircular canals can wait
16:16It's chaos out there
16:18And I'm the thin blue line
16:19Not as thin as I used to be
16:21Thank you so much for reminding me of that
16:23But right now
16:24More than ever
16:25Poor Wen needs its sheriff
16:28And I'm the sheriff
16:32Okay
16:35Your blood pressure is normal
16:37The unexplained weight gain is a little concerning
16:40It's not unexplained
16:41I've been super hungry lately
16:43Okay
16:44Increased appetite
16:46And you said fatigue?
16:48Uh-huh
16:48Still on antibiotics for the impalement?
16:50I took the last of them this morning
16:52Have you been drinking well on them?
16:54Of course not
16:55I know better than that
16:58Okay
16:59Well
17:01Everything looks fairly normal
17:03But with your consolation of symptoms
17:05I'd still like to rule out hyperthyroidism
17:08Insulin imbalance and anemia
17:10We'll have Elaine do a blood draw
17:11And I'll call you when we get the lab results back
17:14But not for any other reason
17:16Don't call just to shoot the you-know-what
17:19Because those days are over
17:21Irritability
17:22Irritability
17:27What is it?
17:30Martin
17:31Oh
17:31Hi
17:32Hi
17:32Yeah
17:33Please come in
17:33I'll just be a minute
17:36You see the thing is
17:38As a temporary town council member
17:41You are supposed to go to the lobster roll out the red carpet tonight
17:46And I imagine there's nothing you'd like to do less
17:49And to make it even more exciting
17:50Geneva wants us all in sweaters
17:53And this one is yours
18:00Yeah, okay
18:01I'll tell her that you've just had too much work to do
18:04Okay
18:05Actually, you know
18:06I've been meaning to tell you
18:08Yes?
18:10The other night when I came to the Salty Breeze
18:12To talk about the
18:13Yes, the
18:13That
18:14And you said that you wanted
18:16Yeah
18:17Yeah, but
18:18Right
18:19If you are still serious about wanting a child
18:23Yes
18:25I, um
18:28What?
18:29I know a specialist that I think you'd want to talk to
18:33Oh, um, a specialist?
18:36Yeah, your hemochromatosis and the iron overload can affect fertility
18:41Oh
18:41That and coupled with your age
18:43Yeah, what you're saying is I planned this really well
18:48Um, you know a specialist?
18:51Fertility, one of the best
18:52But she's in Boston
18:53Oh, well, I'm happy to go to Boston to see one of the best
18:58Great, okay
19:00Well, I'll email her
19:02I'll email you
19:03Okay
19:03Her contact information
19:05Well, thanks
19:06Yeah
19:06Thanks, uh, yeah
19:10Louisa
19:12Yes, Martin?
19:17When you and Mark were dating
19:19Did he ever resort to drinking or drugs
19:22When he was feeling stressed or depressed?
19:24Never, you know
19:26Although, honestly, I can't remember Mark ever being stressed or depressed
19:29He was always so positive and happy
19:32It must have been pleasant
19:33Being with someone who was so happy all the time
19:37It was, actually
19:41Oh, sorry
19:42Doc, I need to see you right away
19:44About the event
19:46Mm-hmm
19:47Tonight
19:48That's going to be great
19:54The locks that have worked
19:56But it happened again
19:57I pooped another little man
19:59You've got to be kidding me
20:01Is this how it starts?
20:02First you lose your keys
20:03And then you have trouble remembering names
20:05And then you start hallucinating little men in your poop
20:08Greg
20:09I know you're in there
20:10Are you okay?
20:12Yes, of course
20:13Why wouldn't I be?
20:14You went pale and rushed out
20:15And now you're in a doctor's office
20:17And you won't let me in
20:23I followed you
20:24I'm sorry, baby
20:26But you've been acting very strange
20:27Is there something you're not telling me?
20:30I can't say it aloud
20:32You have to tell him
20:34Whatever it is
20:35We'll get through it together
20:39Tell it to me straight, Doc
20:42Greg thinks he's pooping, little man
20:44What?
20:45It happened twice
20:46And I'm not imagining it
20:48Is it possible
20:49That you ingested
20:51You know, Toy Soldier
20:54Or I
20:54No
20:55I keep a food journal
20:57I think I would remember writing Toy Soldier
20:59And they aren't dressed like soldiers
21:04How many little men have you pooped?
21:07Two
21:07One five days ago
21:09And another one today
21:12I know
21:13It sounds crazy
21:15But I can see their faces
21:18Their little eyes staring up at me
21:20And Georgie
21:23I feel like I know them
21:24Wait a minute
21:27Were these two little men wearing tuxedos?
21:33Greg, that's nasty
21:37Greg, how could you?
21:39I didn't
21:39I wouldn't
21:40I forgot we even had that in our freezer
21:43What was it?
21:44The top tier of our wedding cake
21:47We were supposed to eat it together on our first anniversary
21:50Which we never did
21:51Because
21:52Well, you forgot about it, too
21:53But I didn't eat it without you
21:55Including the grooms
21:56There has to be another explanation
21:57I have absolutely no memory
21:59Of any of this
22:01You could be sleep eating
22:03Is that really a thing?
22:05It is a thing
22:06And it can be dangerous
22:08People in a sleep state
22:09Sometimes use sharp utensils
22:11Or eat non-food items
22:12Baby
22:12There have been crumbs in the bed
22:15I've been meaning to ask
22:16That is so gross and embarrassing
22:19How could I get from our bedroom
22:21All the way downstairs
22:22Eat not just the cake
22:24But the cake toppers
22:25Get back to bed
22:26And not remember any of it
22:28No, you could set up a camera
22:29To see if that's what's really happening
22:30Oh, sure
22:32Might as well make the humiliation complete
22:34I didn't even know you guys were married
22:36Hey, no one did
22:37But the cat's out of the bag
22:40Hey, we didn't want to make a fuss
22:41So we went to a justice of the peace
22:43Five years ago
22:44But Georgie still wanted to make
22:45A big, beautiful wedding cake
22:47Even if it was just the two of us
22:50Was it still delicious five years later?
22:53Innocent until proven guilty
22:55The proof is in the pooping
22:59Oh, my God
23:00That's good
23:00Oh, my God
23:04What would you say is the secret
23:06To your relationship?
23:08Oh, in the end
23:09George is just really good company
23:11Great, too
23:13He always puts a smile on my face
23:16Benny's cute
23:19I'll leave you to it
23:21And I said
23:22Were the little men wearing tuxedos?
23:24Yeah, yeah
23:24So, in addition to eating the top tier
23:27Of our wedding cake
23:28That had been in our freezer
23:29For five years
23:30He was also eating at the cake toppers
23:32Allegedly
23:33We haven't seen proof
23:34Wait
23:35You got married five years ago
23:38And didn't tell anyone?
23:39We didn't want to make anyone uncomfortable
23:40Uncomfortable?
23:42By your wedding?
23:43It can be a touchy subject for people
23:44And you never know
23:47You two are the bedrock of this town
23:49I mean, every, every event
23:52Every silly ritual
23:53You are the first to jump in
23:54I mean, look at you
23:55You look ridiculous
23:56You're wrong
23:57Hey
23:57I just
23:58How could you worry about not being
24:00Not being accepted?
24:01We knew it would probably be fine
24:03But
24:03Why risk it?
24:10It's time for Big D-dance
24:13I heard you have all been practicing
24:15But
24:16For those of you who haven't
24:19It is as easy as one slice of pie
24:23We will be doing
24:24The Real Braunfjörhaven
24:26The Real is a traditional Norwegian folk dance
24:29With three pots
24:30Clapping
24:33Hopping
24:34And galloping
24:36You've lost me at hopping
24:40Hey-ya!
24:49So, Sarah
24:50I heard you are responsible
24:52For the delicious lobster we ate
24:54Did you really catch them more yourself?
24:57Oh, thanks
24:58It wasn't much
24:59Just three 16-hour lobstering days
25:01Oh, I love a hard-working woman
25:04In Norway, we are also built strong
25:06We fish until we are 90
25:08Oh, well
25:09It's such an honor to meet you
25:12She says that to everyone
25:13What's wrong with you?
25:15I don't know
25:15I just don't trust them
25:17Call it instinct
25:19Oh, next time we have visitors
25:21How about we just ask them to spit in our eye
25:23And kick us in the shins
25:24Is that what will make you happy?
25:26Huh?
25:26Think about it
25:28You do realize that your tenure on the council is
25:32Temporary?
25:32I can assure you
25:34The only person who wants me off this town council more than you is me
25:43I'm taking the early train to Boston in the morning to talk to Dr. Montgomery
25:46Uh-huh
25:47What did you say to get me in so quickly?
25:49Nothing
25:49Oh, well
25:50Thank you
25:59How much have you had a drink tonight?
26:01Just like one sip of Aquavit
26:03But they try our lobster rolls
26:05We try their Aquavit
26:06It's a cultural exchange
26:07I can smell the alcohol in your breath
26:09What?
26:09So now you're calling me a liar?
26:10I'm just concerned
26:11Why don't you just have some water, okay?
26:14Be careful
26:14And let's have somebody drive you home
26:16For the last time I'm fine, okay?
26:18Just
26:18Just
26:20Just
26:33I totally agree
26:35I think it's going great
26:36I believe we have them eating out of the middle of our hands
26:40Is this how you say it?
26:44Mark
26:47Mark
26:53You all right?
26:54Yeah
26:57I'm so sorry
26:58I'm so sorry
26:59Are you okay?
27:00Mark, we need to take a breath, Lazar, right now
27:01What's going on, Licky?
27:02You could have killed us
27:11Oh, I am really drunk
27:13I mean, according to this
27:15But that can't be right
27:17What does it say?
27:180.16.08 is legally drunk
27:21But I just had that one sip of Aquavit
27:24I even had a full belly
27:26I had three lobster rolls
27:28And a bunch of those Norwegian
27:29The Lovilas
27:30The Kanovalas
27:31The Norwegian pastries
27:33I had
27:33I'm telling the truth
27:34I'm not drunk
27:36Which is exactly what drunk people say
27:38When I stop them
27:40They deny and argue
27:42And beg
27:43And I still have to write them up
27:50Take my badge
27:51Take my keys
27:53Take me
27:55Mark, I really don't think
28:03Think this is necessary
28:04The law is the law
28:07Even though I'm not drunk
28:09You have to believe me, Doc
28:10I want to
28:11But you just failed a breathalyzer test
28:14You reek of alcohol
28:15You nearly ran us over
28:18Mark, if you've been drinking
28:20You can tell me
28:21Maybe
28:23I'm drinking so much
28:24That I can't even remember
28:26I've been drinking
28:27I've had a really rough couple of months
28:30You know
28:30Like the broken engagement
28:31The impalement
28:34The chlamydia
28:36And worse of all
28:38My best bro betrayed me
28:40Oh, come on
28:41The impalement has to come first
28:42Hey, buddy
28:43Take these
28:45My bad
28:46Bad throw
28:47Add it to the list
28:48Just let me out in the morning
28:50When I've had an opportunity
28:51To sleep this off
28:53And think about what I've done
28:54Mark, this is ridiculous
28:55Just let me drive you home
28:57No, man
28:58No can do
28:59I sleep in the slammer
29:01Don't even think about
29:02Trying to break me out of here, man
29:05You know
29:05Fine
29:07I am going to
29:08Leave you
29:09The keys to the cell
29:10That's fine
29:11Feel free
29:12But I'm not gonna let me use them
29:14Because this is not
29:15My number one horse show
29:19Martin
29:21Martin
29:22Before you go
29:29Will you pass me that box
29:31Of donuts through the bars?
29:36Thank you for squeezing me
29:37Into your schedule, Dr. Montgomery
29:39No problem
29:39Well, actually it was a problem
29:41I had to move quite a few things around
29:43Were you really referred by Martin Best?
29:46Yes
29:46Is that surprising?
29:47Given how abruptly he left Boston, yeah
29:49And he's your
29:50He's your PCP?
29:52Yes
29:52And a friend
29:54I suppose
29:56He's a local doctor in Port Wynn
29:57I'm sorry, Port what?
29:59Port Wynn, Maine
30:01Ah
30:02Where he summered as a kid
30:05How do you know Martin?
30:07We used to date
30:08Oh
30:11It is really good
30:12That you came to see me
30:13Because your fertility window
30:14Is closing
30:16But is it like
30:17Just barely cracked open
30:19Or could you still feel a drop?
30:22Yeah
30:22You're funny
30:24So as you can see
30:26In the ultrasound
30:27It shows that you have a low
30:29Antral follicle count
30:30Which suggests diminished
30:31Ovarian reserve
30:32Is that normal for women my age?
30:35Diminished
30:36Meaning low
30:37Compared to women
30:39Your age
30:39Great
30:40So if your blood tests come back
30:42And show that you have high FSH levels
30:45IVF is going to be your best option
30:47Is your partner open to IVF?
30:49I don't have a partner at the moment
30:52Which is why I waited
30:53Apparently longer than I should have
30:55Well, early bird
30:56Gets the sperm
30:58I'm kidding
30:59I'm not kidding
31:00We'll know more definitively
31:02When the results come back
31:04Now is Martin
31:05Is he still single?
31:07I think so
31:08I think so
31:09How did you two meet?
31:12Med school
31:12Oh, you dated in med school?
31:14Yeah
31:15And then for several years after that
31:17Several?
31:17Okay
31:18But we were married to our careers
31:20And I suspect he never got over me
31:22Obviously
31:23Yeah, obviously
31:27So I should put my pants on now
31:28Alright
31:30Well, I will call you
31:32With the test results
31:33Okay
31:33Okay
31:34And please
31:35Tell Marty I said hi
31:38I will
31:41Oh, there he is
31:43I'm horrifying
31:45I'm a disgusting Neanderthal sleep eater
31:48How do I stop?
31:51The question is
31:52Why did you start?
31:53And why the wedding cake?
31:55Well, we did recently hit the five year mark
31:58And I guess I always felt guilty
32:01We kept our marriage a secret
32:02George told his parents
32:04I never even did that
32:05Well, that could be it
32:07Talk therapy could help
32:08You might get some relief
32:09Now that more people know
32:10Just make sure you're eating enough at night
32:12So that you're not hungry
32:14Alright
32:14And worst comes to worst
32:15Some people put a lock on their refrigerator
32:18I'm sorry, Georgie
32:20You didn't sign up for this
32:21I'm an embarrassment
32:22Listen
32:23I signed up for
32:24In sickness and in health
32:26And baby
32:27This is sick
32:28Wait, there's more now
32:30Wait
32:30That's not you
32:32That's Ludwig
32:33What is our Norwegian friend
32:35Doing in your kitchen
32:37At 3 a.m.?
32:38Sleep eaters love company
32:40Why is he going into the walk-in?
32:42Oh, oh
32:43Because he was upset
32:44That we didn't have a mini fridge
32:45And he needed to store Sigrid's medication
32:47So I told him he could use ours
32:48Sigrid told me she doesn't believe in medication
32:50It's another reason not to like her
32:52How could you not like Siggy?
32:54We're obsessed with her
32:55She's like Scandinavian Barbie
32:57Pregnant with Scandinavian Ken's baby
33:00Are you too serious?
33:01I look
33:01I haven't had a moment
33:02I heard Siggy speak perfect English to Ludwig
33:07Mm-hmm
33:08None of this
33:09It's as simple as a slice of pre
33:14You felt good about that?
33:15That was a horrible accent
33:16Okay
33:16Forget it
33:17Why are they pretending her English is not so good?
33:20Maybe it's just their way of seeming less intimidating
33:23Because they're gorgeous and perfect in every way
33:27Hey, he's coming out now
33:28If only
33:30I need to see what's in your walk-in
33:38I don't see any medicine here
33:40Just a Norwegian yogurt
33:42So Ludwig is a liar, see?
33:43Or he just likes yogurt
33:45Now are you done slandering our guests?
33:47Because we need to get to work
33:56This feels like an invasion of privacy
33:58This is your kitchen, Jess
33:59Maybe that's her medication
34:01This is not medicine
34:03These are water samples
34:04With dates and times
34:06Why would he need water samples?
34:08He's a science teacher
34:09So he says
34:10Okay, okay, okay
34:12Doc, that's enough
34:13Stop being a hater
34:14They're lovely people
34:15Seriously, why do you assume the worst?
34:18Sure, there are bad people
34:19But the world is also full of good, friendly, generous, big-hearted people
34:25Why is it so hard for you to believe that?
34:28Because, I don't know
34:28That hasn't been my experience
34:30Well, it's never too late to change
34:33Is that a town motto?
34:34You're the third person today to
34:36Sheriff Mark's lab results
34:37I have to go see Mark
34:39Well, maybe he can help you solve the case
34:41Of the suspicious yogurt
34:43Put it back where it was
34:44Greg, Greg, Greg
34:45I swear to God
34:50Mark?
35:00Oh, you, you
35:02What are you doing here?
35:03I'm looking for Mark
35:04Me too
35:05I heard he slept here last night
35:06And I wanted to see if he was okay
35:07He's not
35:09I got his lab results from yesterday morning
35:11His blood alcohol level was already through the roof
35:13And he should be in a hospital with an IV
35:15I have no idea where he is
35:16Okay
35:17Well, his car is still here
35:19He couldn't have gotten far
35:20Let me, you know
35:21He hasn't been answering his phone
35:22So let me try again
35:34Mark!
35:36Sally hasn't heard from him either
35:39Mark!
35:40Is there anywhere else Mark used to go
35:41When he was unhappy?
35:44Um
35:47There is one place
35:49Yeah, yeah
35:53Mark!
35:54Finally
35:54Oh my God
35:55Great
35:56The last two people I want to see
35:58I was already having a terrible year
36:00And now I'm an alcoholic too
36:01Mark, that really doesn't look safe
36:03Please come down
36:04Please
36:04Nope
36:05You're gonna have to come up
36:11Okay
36:13Okay
36:14I got it, I got it
36:14Okay
36:17Mark, I probably know you better than anyone
36:20And I really, really don't think that you are an alcoholic
36:25I agree, Mark
36:28But you would have had to drink
36:30To get your blood alcohol level to where it was
36:34You'd be sick right now
36:37My teletherapist says that I eat my feelings, not drink them
36:43The only thing that's been strange is how much he's been eating
36:46I mean, it's been a lot more than usual
36:50Well, I have a lot of feelings
36:56Oh, no brewery syndrome
37:03Nope, that's not the secret password
37:07That's what you have
37:09The sugar
37:10The carbs
37:11Right
37:12Plus your antibiotics
37:13And the gastric impalement
37:14Your gut is fermenting yeast
37:17Your stomach has basically created a brewery
37:19So you do have alcohol in your system
37:22Which is making you act like a dangerously drunk person
37:24Because you're producing it
37:25Not drinking it
37:28Wait, so I'm not an alcoholic
37:30I'm just a brewery
37:31Uh-uh
37:31Did you hear that, Louisa?
37:33I did
37:34I did
37:34Yay!
37:36Oh, could you both please come down now, please?
37:42Oh, careful
37:45You two really care about me
37:47Yeah, of course we do, Mark
37:49You climbed a treehouse for me
37:51I did
37:51I did enjoy it
37:52I love you
37:53Both of you
37:55As friends
37:56Nothing more
37:57Yeah
37:59Oh, that's cool
38:01No, not cool
38:03It's illegal
38:04We should get the police
38:05Wait
38:05Wait
38:06I am the police
38:09Wait, is that a little fake?
38:17Thank you, Elaine, for not throwing out the trash when I ask you to
38:23That's no problem in Norwegian
38:24Al, you think you can pull the footage from this drone?
38:28Maybe
38:28Hi, Dr. Best
38:29Hi, Dr. Best
38:30Guess what?
38:31I ordered Copernicus
38:33A water and food bowl
38:35With his name on them
38:36They come next week
38:37Great
38:39Listen, Peter
38:41You can't tell people I'm your father
38:43Why not?
38:44Because it's not true
38:45But what if I wish it was true?
38:49Why would you want me as a father?
38:51You're mean, you're nice, and I trust you
38:55Oh
38:55Well, you're the one person who doesn't think I should change
38:59You?
39:00No way
39:01Then you won't be you
39:05Got it, Doc
39:07You did?
39:09You cracked into the drone?
39:10Yep
39:11By using the USB cable
39:14Oh
39:15Why is he filming the coastline?
39:17Because it's beautiful
39:19Whoa
39:22Are they underwater now?
39:23That's wild
39:25It is wild, but why film underwater in Port Wenis?
39:28It's not known for its coral reefs
39:32Unless for the same reason you would test the water
39:37Property of Havertzson Industries
39:41Now, Google Havertzson Industries
39:45A-H-A-V-A-R-D-S-E-N
39:55Havertzson Industries is one of the largest seafood conglomerates in the world
39:58With an annual revenue of approximately $7.5 billion
40:01Specializing in frozen, canned, and fresh seafood
40:04It's based in Norway
40:05Owned by Bjorn Havertzson
40:07Whose daughter, Secret, is poised to take over the company in the next five years
40:12Bet you $20 that's our secret
40:18Of course she's involved in this
40:20Involved in what?
40:22It's unclear
40:23But it's not good
40:24Wait
40:25Doc, this is my sister city
40:27I already lost one sister
40:29This is very triggering
40:40Where's Ludwig and Siegret?
40:42They went out sightseeing with Glendon
40:44Why are you about to start trouble?
40:47Don't you be mean to those nice people
40:49Nice people, my ass
40:51Okay
40:51Martin, give it a rest
40:52And by the way, and Sarah
40:54It was Ludwig who hit you with the drone
40:55Oh
40:56Oh, now I'm mad
40:58Mm-hmm
40:59And what are they doing with Glendon anyway?
41:04Oh, so you've been sightseeing, huh?
41:07Around the harbor, perhaps?
41:09Yes
41:10Sorry, did you want to come with us?
41:12No, I want the people of Port Wendt to know the truth about our guests
41:15What?
41:16That they're lovely people?
41:18Oh, that Siegret's family owns a giant seafood conglomerate
41:22And Ludwig here has been surveying our bay
41:25Now, as a temporary town council member
41:27I demand to know the real reason for your visit
41:33A Nordic ocean-based salmon farm
41:36One of the largest on the eastern seaboard
41:38We will present our plans to the town
41:40And we believe you will all be very happy with the proposition
41:43A salmon farm?
41:45In our beautiful bay?
41:46It might spoil the view, but
41:47It will be very profitable for you all
41:50There might even be an uptick in tourism
41:52Children love salmon farms
41:54But you still want to be our sister city
41:58They never wanted to be our sister city, did you?
42:00You wanted to be your business partner
42:02That's much more meaningful
42:04Is it?
42:05I'm having a hard time following all this
42:07Since I got hit in the head with your drone
42:09And you, you've known about this all along, haven't you, Glendon?
42:12I knew the people of this town would be much more open
42:14To meeting a sister city delegation
42:16Than a potential investor and developer
42:17But they're still the same people you've come to know and love
42:20And they're offering us all a great opportunity
42:23So Martin has been right about this whole thing
42:26The entire time
42:27You'll see
42:29This is all for the best
42:30Well, we'll have to see everything in detail
42:33Before we sign anything, Glendon
42:37Geneva already signed
42:38Huh?
42:40There was an economic development clause
42:43In the sister city agreement
42:46You should always read the full contract
42:48Oh, you said it was boilerplate
42:51Well, it was
42:53For fishing rights
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